While spider--fags cry about the marriage We X-Fags celebrate this

They aren't set as a couple here. They were just releasing some tension.
I mean, put yourself in Logan's shoes: he has enhanced sense of smell and hearing and he lives with Rogue and Gambit who are horny all the time.

It's Just Murewa simping her pet character for better sales.

Requesting storytime of ASM#512 while we are here.

sex in rain

Storm controls the weather

she's literally soaking wet

damn Logan

It won't last. Storm'll get dicked down by the hairy manlet for a bit then she'll go back to Black Panther or maybe Miles or some other black hero and Loganetty will get involved in some stupid shit where it's revealed he's secretly an uplifted marmot and Weapon X is a secret Wakandan plot to weapon huwite peepo against each other.

We shall see anon I say it will last.

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Do people actually care about them as a couple
I know I do Isay this as a Storm fan.

Requesting storytime of ASM#512 while we are here.

Request denied this a X-Men thread not at Spider-Man one don't try it since it would be off-topic.

Spider-Man's an honourary mugga. They even had him teaching lil' muggas in Charlie X's Whacky School for Lil's Muggas To Mug Good.

Where do Jubilee and Kitty Pryde fit in on the Logan's choice scale?

Canonically he just thinks of them as surrogate daughters/close platonic friends, but it is weird to think that Logan's like 100 years old, and Kitty is probably now older than Jean was when he first met her, meaning the only thing stopping him from making a move on her is that he first met her when she was 13? Characters who've lived for a centaury and don't age must have some weird internal imperative on who they can and can't fuck.

I would like to see a storyline where Namor fucks 18 y/o Valeria mind. It would be super in character for both, Doom would be more horrified than Reed, who'd likely just nonchalantly 3D print a new hymen in his lab.

Storm and Wolverine aren’t a couple. They are fuck buddies.
They have sex occasionally together when they are both single.

meaning the only thing stopping him from making a move on her is that he first met her when she was 13?

Doubt.tiff

Wolverine and Nightcrawler canonically conspired to have Colossus murdered by the Juggernaut because Colossus refused to fuck a 14 year old Kitty Pryde on the basis it was immoral.

Valeria already lost her virginity to aka-Zar’s son

Never spiderfags though, only marywh0refags

Wolverine and Nightcrawler canonically conspired to have Colossus murdered by the Juggernaut because Colossus refused to fuck a 14 year old Kitty Pryde on the basis it was immoral.

Issue this is in please

Daily reminder that the only people who use "Spiderfags" and "X-fags" for fan wars are Marvel shills desperate to fit in on Anon Babble

Uncanny X-Men #183.

This unironically is one of the greatest issues of X-men of all time too. Piotr comes back after being with that one chick and evolves to saying he prefer the sweet milfs.

CLAREMONT!

Thanks dudes, reading now. Sounds like full Claremont

Ah, the Shooter mandated Claremont apologises for being horny for underage girls (but not anything else) issue

It's a testament to the STRENGTH of Jim Shooter that he got that much. Claremont had a full time team of people whose only job was to run interference with Shooter so Claremont could get his fetishes in while Shooter was trying to tard wrangle all of the Marvel writers.

Reading issue 183 now. Wolverine's such a lamentably dorky weeb it hurts

fucking finally

Did you know? Storm used her powers to make it so that it would hail during Gwen's funeral.

All the romance in X-Men feels forced.

Not all of it is forced.

then she'll go back to Black Panther or maybe Miles or some other black hero

The only reason the T'Challa romance happened to begin with is because she was stolen by afrocentrist writer Reginald Hudlin. As long as he's not allowed to touch her again, she'll be fine.

Once again I'm asking you why are you in love with Gwen, when you could instead replace her with any Xmen woman. Like Jean. Specially because you supposedly hate ASM and prefer the Xmen

Logan and Storm

Figured it would happen sooner or later. And considering her past relationships, this probably won't last either.

she'll go back to Black Panther or maybe Miles

Hell no! Black Panther was straight-up stupid, and Miles wouldn't KNOW how to handle a woman like Storm!

Miles wouldn't KNOW how to handle a woman

Indeed. But it's current year, and it's high time we move past the tawdry past of Claremontism and introduce new fetishes to the X-Men. I'm sure there's a writer out there ready to finally have Storm strap it on and peg Miles the way that zesty buck always wanted it.

T'challafags BTFO kek

aren't Storm and T'Challa going to be in space soon?

Wasn't Wolverine also banging Jean during this era?

spider-fags

Only marywhore-fags tbqh

Its very interesting how every women wich joins the X-Men either has sex with Wolverine and or Magneto. Showing very heavy signs of a cult of personality where you need to have sex with the prophets to get access to the life in the cult. Add to that that X-Men heavily recruit children and operate on remote islands wich actively work to keep the authorities away leads to the conclusion that the X-Men are a front for a child sex trafficking ring. We must quickly send the preemptive self defense Sentinel force to conduct investigations.

Emma Frost has neither fucked Logan nor Magneto.
Neither has Kitty..

Both were inside of both of them in one form or another

WOW! A SHIT SHIP THAT WON"T LAST!

Imagine living next to these people. The mutant gets horny and say bye to your recently washed car or whatever is on the clothesline.

Storm sexo.

I like them since xmen cartoon during I think their take on DOFP.

What era? This comic is from current FTA

when was Kitty pegging Magneto?

Your mutation seems to be having a low iq, explains why the X-Men hired you as the brains.