I've got the Juice if you have the Jam!

I've got the Juice if you have the Jam!

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sega always tries but fails to make amy a character

On the plus side, Ian is slowly destroying her, so maybe they'll ditch her soon.

I think she will end up being a 'girl boss' because that's the only thing she can be, they can't make her a damsel in distress, the girl, the cheerleader or even the sentimental one.

Then what will Blaze be?

the stoic one, (the ice queen strangely enough)

Blaze will never make it into the movies, even if Silver does.

Depends how long they run.

Sally-chads, we are always vindicated over and over again.

How do you figure nutso?

No, you really aren't. If anything you just hurt Sally's chances of being re-introduced.

Your Princess is dead, Richard. Bury her.

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Best Sonic character here. No ifs ands or buts.

“Can I ask, did you get a head injury sometime when you were 9? I'm clearly not speaking to an 18 year old man. I’d say that sentence was gibberish, but that would be giving it too much credit. It’s more like a cry for help from someone who’s terrified of acting his age and would rather cling to the illusion that being loud and fast is a personality, since his whiney so-called masculinity is being held together with glue and comic books. God I hope Antoine wakes up given superspeed tomorrow so I don't have to keep babysitting the class wigger, because that's all you're really respected for you know."

I hated how old she sounded. She was more like Sonic's mother.

They’re supposedly in their late teens. Blame Sonic for sounding like a snotty black nerd

ENTER!

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Oh look, two canon characters and one that will never be seen again.

Are referring to Sonic or my OP? Because let's face it, Sonic's age doesn't really matter for his dialogue, he could literally be any age and nobody would really care. What does matter is what he physically does and how he treats people, which is arguably the most important aspect of any character. Sure this lingo might be mondo cringy but if the character is sincere between all of that nobody will notice or even care realistically.
Hell in real life I know people who have had to kill before and they're just as likely to talk about DBZ, Elden Ring or Batman as they are their wife or mortgage.
So honestly with your "so called masculinity" quip I say you should save it for someone who is self conscious enough to care. In the meantime I've gotta speed keed!

ITT: Cast her

Zendaya, just to ruin her even more.

Aw fuck, he would've been perfect. Damn.

Jessica Calvello

I like her voice, she's basically the mom of the group already. It sounds really nice to listen to IMO. I can understand why so many kids had crushes on her

Sally-chads, we are always vindicated over and over again.

Fellow Sallyfag here. No the fuck we are not
I'm more of an Eggman guy myself, but Metal is in my top 3. I guess I just like villains

Jack Black.

I love seeing the seething and coping. Get fucked Sega-fags.

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She's never coming back, you know.

AHH THE 90S

The jobber.

No, since these movies are obviously for kids (mostly boys) this is what they're gonna do

Amy tries to act cool in front of Sonic

acts girly and fangirls about him in private (with a joke that she has a Sonic Shrine)

payoff will be Sonic seeing her act like this and being creeped out and/or flattered that someone thinks he's as cool as he does

They still make these movies mostly for the kid fanbase, even if they pander to loser adult Sonic fans that want girlboss Amy they'll just piss off the younger fans that think Sonic is cool

Jeez, I was just calling you Richard as a jest.

None of these are recent. Actually, vast the majority are from Archie's Dark Age (or is that redundant?)

Are you a film camera? Cuz you're projecting.

t.

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Jaleel White

So, you get stood up at prom, or...?

I don't think the Hercules remake is coming at all. They canned the Tangled remake and are definitely reevaluating the viability of these live action remakes in general at the moment.

I think Richard Kuta might actually be in this thread based off what that one spastic anon is saying. It sounds almost exactly like him, especially after he got laughed off twitter recently. I have no proof, all I know is that Kuta is still active online and still autistic about Sally

Thank Primus.

Who the hells richard kuta?

A guy you're obsessed with while pretending not to know who he is since the thread went a while without talking about him.