The Simpsons

Would you play it?

french monopoly

I'd play her like bongo drums

Can someone explain this joke? Why was Bart's teacher on a suggestive Monopoly game? Was this a thing at the time?

I think it's just a play on her last name.

someone in the writers room really wants to fuck her

It was a forced joke from the good years. At one fundraiser for the school Krabapple dances with balloons all over her body and sings while popping them at key moments with a lit cigarette. Homer is disgusted by this and refuses to donate to the fundraiser saying "I saw Krabapple butt? I paid." The joke would have worked a little better if Krabapple was much uglier.

do not nut in Go

do not collect apple sauce

I don't think the joke was she's ugly, I think it was that she's a teacher to young children but also a loose whore that'd fuck anyone

I'd rather play with Edna if you know what I mean.

She's a bored teacher that's desperate for a meaningful relationship. Over time it's her wanting to fuck but she still wants a man to marry and spend the rest of her life with. She just comes off as desperate and will throw away what's left of her dignity for it. As for Monopoly it's because the brand whored itself out to everyone and can even do personalized versions for people.

Yes, even Bart thought she was pretty hot when he got that photo where she was wearing sexy black lingerie

Simpsons characters aren't hot, that's disgusting and even stupid. But I think that Edna is really sexy

yes

Why can't she be real ;(

S11E5

Ensuring that Krabappel's official replacement is still hot proves that the Simpsons team still cares. She'll never be Edna, but Ms. Peyton is nice all the same if a little overdesigned.

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She looks more like a futurama character as opposed to the simpsons.

Probably, if no other board game was available. Monopoly takes like 30 minutes of you play with the rules as written

if you don't buy a property, it immediately goes up for auction between every player

all taxes and penalties to go the bank, not into some communal pot that pays out if you land on free parking

Yes

It's her eyes. Old Simpsons characters tended to have circular eyes by default. Oblong eyes were usually only for special guests.

But... those are the exact same art style

Why doesn't she and the principal just marry each other? They seem like they would be a good couple

You had me at fishnets

They were about to marry but Skinner got scared and ran off. Edna dated Comic Book Guy because he paid attention to her and actually wanted to marry her. Skinner confronted them and won her over but she realized she didn't want to get married anymore. And that's the start of Edna's whore phase.

sure why not

Forgot who said this, but the some writers do have certain affinity for characters and it leads to “jokes” like this. Let’s be real here this is not funny, but seeing Edna’s ass is great and that was 100% the intent.

we exchange physio and kinetic energy during sex, so I wont want anything from that miserable old hag who will want more out of it

Yes

Would she sneed?

WHAT EPISODE

Own your truth, anon. Simpsons characters can be VERY attractive...

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Simpsons writers are honestly kinda based for randomly throwing in fan-service in a few episodes. Other Western shows would never. They wouldn't get the point.

How would one even play such a board game? What are the rules?

Nah. The only exception is Edna