Death Battle

What matchups are you looking for?
Simon or Kyle preview incoming soon.

an entire thread about someone's weird fetish fanfiction about the fucking loud house but yeah man debating who wins between characters is too much.

anyways, who wins.
Nyarlotep (persona 2) vs The Entity (dead By Daylight)

Eh? I dont watch loud house

I'm malding that the mods pruned the last thread but everytime i look in the catalog there's some fuckin strange shit
idk man, i don't think VS debating should be what the mods prune.

Reminder Inuyasha is now multiversal

Loud House fans are the most brain damaged fandom. No other fandom comes close.

It's on every site. Search "loli" on reddit and you'll see several communities that deserve the rope.

Does Shin Godzilla actually beat anyone or is he the turbo jobber of the Godzilla franchise?

What fights end like this?

Gojo vs Makima

Most of these match ups are total shit.

Tarzan vs. George of the Jungle, who wins?

In offmodel softcore porn?

explain

Ye

No joke, a battle with Zilla would be interesting. Shin is slow as shit but has one of the strongest atomic breaths out of any Godzilla. Meanwhile Zilla has no range and isn't anywhere near as strong as other Godzillas, BUT she is the fastest by a huge marge and has the strongest bite.

Not like said bite would do anything against the regen.

I only post here to spite you guys because I hate you all from the deepest depths of my soul.

MHA.

Who wins Kyle vs Simon?

I love you too anon

There are way too many literal whos and they are too lopsided.

Come on, Goku just has a free win. Maybe if it was Krillin it would be a fair fight, but no. Having multiple DBZ VS Streetfighter is so fucking dumb. Aigis should have been with 2B, instead they are with forgettable waifu #28937839846 and forgettable waifu #28937839847. Sentry should have been in an all out brawl with Homelander, Brightburn, and Omniman. Yugi shouldn't even be there since any atempt to have him summon monsters for combat is pure fanfiction, and even if you only limit him to season 5, the limitations of that only puts him at Batman/Captain America level at best.

True, it might be a stalemate. Zilla wouldn't be able to be hit, but also wouldn't be able to do real damage.

literal whos is just a rude way to say that you do not know their origin

Ryu scales to Fiora Xenoblade and Granblue fantasy protagonist, so he isnt going down easy
there is only 2 DB vs Street Fighter in the list, Aigis vs 2B is a stomp sadly, and XenoSaga is good. Homelander vs Sentry? Be fucking real. Yugi can use monsters irl for a long time now.

Fluffy v. Plastic Man

To be fair, which one do you think would get more reports, the thread that offends you or the thread where like a quarter of the people are butthurt?

"Im sorry little one."

youtube.com/watch?v=41ak2jr55fE&ab_channel=StarWarsUK

Luke lift his hands and uses Mind Walking to transcend the Kirbyverse and destroy his pink foe with a merciful yet certain force blast that vaporizes him entirely

Did he get something new or did people just dig out flowery statements to keep up with the rest of the community's wank?

P-Poyo...

What is the point of lightsabers in Legends if force users can destroy entire spaceships let alone planets, galaxies, or even higher?

Tarzan is for Conan

Stop posting this shitty listtroon tier image

Its the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age

Give me a CHAD vs CHAD battle

That is listroon, you have to tell him to himself or he gets emboldened

Kyle duh, we're scaling him above God of Light Hal.

S-Stop posting power level matchups in the power level matchup show thread!

Because the ones the stories focus on are the 0.1% and not every Jedi is that level.

literal whos is just a rude way to say that you do not know their origin

I know about Stellar Blade, Fate, and Saint Seiya. They are literal whos. Granblue is borderline Literal Who, but if we need Gatcha rep, we should just move on to ZZZ,

And 2b isnt? I think its just that you dont like that i dont like capeshit that much

Sentry vs Saga, Cyclops vs Gunvolt and Magik vs Ikki are at least thematic.

I got the reference, but you can understand what I mean right? The absurd powercreep that occurs in both Legends and the Disney canon make the OT and even the Prequels appear like they are a grounded elseworld by comparison.

Athena vs. Bison

Baiken vs. Future Gohan

Luke Skywalker vs Kirby

I'm gonna need you to tell me how these make sense.

Well, first of all, lightsabers are enhanced by their user. And second they are cool.

If you can enhance your lightsaber use to face sidius, then it is an effective weapon.

Nier Automata sold 9 million copies.

And 2b isnt?

Neir went mainstream. It went so mainstream people didn't even know it was the 2nd game.

I never even said anything about capeshit. God, what is wrong with you? You need to stop pretending to be the victim for things you aren't even being attacked for. The captshit reps are fine.

I won't call Cyclops vs Gunvolt thematic, but I will say that it's good. That is one of the ones stopped me from saying all of them were shit and just said most instead.

NTA but Athena Bison actually makes sense because they have Psycho power.
Everything else is retarded except Arle and Reimu

He would tank that BTW

The guy is a total retard. Just read how he's trying to defend the chart.

Athena vs Bison
Both use "Psycho Power", got special interactions in CVS2 and SVC mark of the millenium neo geo pocket color. both use techniques involving the purple energy to engulf themselves with it and throwing themselves at the opponent, projectiles, teleports, etc and thematically, its a psychic heroine vs a psychic villian.

Baiken vs Future Gohan
Baiken lost an arm and eye to the manmade gears destroying her homeland and family, Gohan does the same with the Androids except the eye.

Luke vs Kirby
Warriors that fight cosmic threats to the galaxy that seek to good side of their foes rather than just nonsense violence.
Kirby made friends out of Dedede, metaknight, Adeline and others that were originally just his foes.

And luke does the same by seeing the good in mara jade, the sith assassin sent to kill him.

And? According to the fact all verses you complain about are weebshit, its kinda hypocritical you say theyre literal whos.

Nier was as much a niche title no one played until automata as Xenosaga and others outsell Nier Automata but just not in the US.

NO STOP DONT DISCUSS MATCHUPS
SPAM KINGTOS SPAM AND KEK SIMON POSTS NOW
NOOOOOOWWWWWWW

We should take away listroon's thread making privileges if this is the nonsense he's going to foist on us

Finally someone that gets Bisonthena, arle vs reimu is good too
sad you cannot see the others being peak too

Kirby isnt outerversal

no one played until automata

it wasn't popular 8 years ago, so it doesn't matter how popular it is today.

you are a weeb no matter what excuse you use.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Kill yourself listtroon.

Kill yourself listroon

I agree that they are cool, but it seems circular to say fighting Sidious with a lightsaber means lightsabers are effective when Sidious is fighting with a lightsaber. Sidious was originally taken out by picking him up and throwing him.

It's mother's day. What would be a good mom vs mom match up? Pic semi related.

I'd argue trying to use the "current" gacha flavor of the week is an unsound idea with how fast tastes move and comparatively how long Death Battle takes to make an episode. Paradoxically, I think if they were to use a gacha character they should use one that has staying power, or at least a match that has staying power. Raiden vs Raiden or Ay or something like that, or Venti vs Astolfo.

Big Mom vs Ragyo

there are people that still remember kill la kill

There was a fellow who wanted Ryuko vs Crona a thread or two back, and I agree with him

Lusamine vs Ragyo has been a long time coming

What do we think of this

Depending on how Ash vs Yugi goes, it might become an utter shitstomp if the Ultra Beasts are given universe level stats

if goku dies the entire GG verse ceases to exist

FUARK...

Ultra Beast scaling only leaves to infinite 3D power, which Yugi surpasses with knight of destiny timaeius and matches with infinite obelisk.

With Kill la Kill IF, you can argue easy 4D timeline level of power for Ragyo

knight of destiny timaeius

Not canon

Actually, make it Big Mom and Rose Quarts.
Rocks don't have souls.

???
Are you arguing canon when theyre going to give Ash game and movie scaling?

They covered Kill la Kill IF in Shadow vs Ryuko and correctly identified it as a dream sequence with no actual power level relevance, that shit is not going to help Ragyo

They literally did not fucking play the game to claim it was just a dream.

Reimu vs Arle and Nick Fury vs Big Boss

I mean, that plus it just not being enough of a drawcard episode for the indie era mean we're probably never seeing it

Is Thragg washed?

Reimu ends up dead how can they end up kissing?

It was literally a dream
youtu.be/gL13gn58Hvk?t=189
It was the nightmare that Ryuko saw in episode 4

Look, the time for a KLK episode has passed. IT was a good show, but people have moved on.

Venti vs Astolfo

In bed?

They literally tell you that the primordial fiber nad full syncho junketsu created an alternate timeline from Satsuki's dream.

youtu.be/F_GrUk6NPCA?t=8974
Literally "all of this was just a dream"

Well if you want Lusamine to win just say so man

still trying to peddle "the games aren't canon to the anime"

come on man, this is just desperation

Simon

I am educating you in fact and reasoning you dumb fucking ESL, the entire game was a dream sequence, are you going to say the Black Mercy that Mongul put on Supes in the Justice League cartoon was also universe level
youtube.com/watch?v=q6JDyhdRfwU

Just say you want to give all the scaling and lore to Ash and none to Yugi.

Regardless, the only thing removing season 4 would do is knight of destiny, Yugi would still be able to use Duel Monsters irl thru Marik scaling from season 3 and yugi could still win even if Duel Monsters is just cardboard (ignoring all of GX) he wins via Prana higher dimensional slight wank from the DSOD manga

Fine, no lore or cross-continuity scaling for anyone. That means no Yubel or Neos stuff that YGO powerscaling has banked on forever, the Gods are town level, Horakhty is even more featless and the speed gap is completely uncloseable.

Yeah "cross scaling" from the guy Yugi fights alongside and against

it should be illegal to be this stupid

GX is not canon / not the same continuity as Duel Monsters

are you for fucking real

GX is only canon to the anime, not to the manga and DSOD

Just say you want to give all the scaling and lore to Ash and none to Yugi.

whilst delving into the fanfic tier hyperbole shit for yugi exclusively

if we start playing these games we get to use the noncanon shit and more cross-scaling to ACTUALLY get ash to arceus level. feats yugi < feats ash < wank yugi < wank ash = fanfic yugi < fanfic ash. sorry you need to resort to this to try and "win" but we have been telling you for months you cannot go band for band with pokemon in the retard scaling department

If that's the case, then Shin wins due to its ability to evolve to confront threats. That, or it'd just eventually laser Zilla in half. Zilla's fast, but isn't faster than light fast.

And?

Ryuko is so hot and awesome bros

If you say so. Youre the one saying Yubel scaling is wank and unironically use Arceus.

Yugi vs Ash discussion because we've finally concluded that Kyle won

explicitly called it "wank", "retard scaling" and "fanfic" in my own post

"durr you believe this and not that"

expected media literacy from a fanbase that doesn't read their own cards or watch their own show

who the fuck is "we"

still a shit matchup reasoning, that's like saying J vs J is a good matchup because they're both called J

There are people ITT that believe the Yubel feat is legitimate and that other characters scale to it

If you go into a McDonalds and tell the staff you have a bomb that can blow up the world, the minimum wage employee who beats your ass is not planet level. Nor is his manager Planet level+ for being his superior. And neither is Bob who "traded blows" with you while you weren't even carrying your bomb, and neither is Jim who beat him up, and neither are the three guys who all got beat up by Jim at the same time because they didn't get one-punched when they fought him.
None of you get to come in and complain about wank.

I can't even imagine Swanked Kyle losing

Instead of lame shit that never happens in the comics like Kyle consciously summoning a Source Wall that Simon drills through, it would be better if at the end of the fight Kyle starts crying and whining about how he can't control the Life Equation or the WL ring as he usually does, then Simon comes out of the mech and does the "let's see you grit those teeth" bit
Then he encourages Kyle to actually believe in himself and this leads to the final drill clash between the two of them

Both Ash and Yugi are featless frauds and this cannot be denied.

wasn't that hermaphrodite planning on surviving the Super Polymerization anyways?

Simon is the honorable type of fighter, so I could see him, at the very least, pushing Kyle to stop denying his powers and fight back

weren't you guys saying in the previous thread that he fights dirty?

Kirby is Outerversal+1 because I like him

Yeah but there's worse like omniman and homelander just being "evil" superman

eh it's a bit complicated. I guess it depends on when he feels that it's necessary. he guy threw hands with god and honored his wish to protect the universe.

The only bad thing about this MU is that I doubt anyone can produce a better score than "Monster Knows Best"

That's not fighting honorably, that's him respecting the Anti-Spiral's perspective but Simon ultimately saw them as a tyrant who needed to go. That said, Simon fights to win, and he'll go to whatever means necessary. He's a mecha pilot, not a Goku clone.

They are more precise and less taxing for melee combat

Kyle can't make a construct the size of STTG-

Kyle can't outwi-

Kyle wouldn't be able to fist fight Go-

Kyle would lose without his ri-

I would love to see Kyle and Simon throw straight hands in the climax of the fight, Better then a fucking drill clash

You forgot the -ACK!s

Kirby curb stomps that fagot

>Kyle can't make a construct the size of STTG-

That is nowhere near the size how STTGL

>Kyle can't outwi-

He can't

>Kyle would lose without his ri-

Yes, because Simon can activate his abilities without his core drill

retconned also stated to be building sized

If you retards think Simon can beat a guy in a fist fight who was trained by BATMAN then you're going to be really upset at the end of the month.

Meanwhile, the actual page after Kyle said he was trained by Batman:

Shinji is a Chad if your baseline for Chaddom is Speedy. Also what even are the connections besides piloting mechs?

It is very very likely that Kyle will win because death battle is a ragebait show

Everyone likes Simon more and wats him to win

You seriously think Simon is a better fighter than him? Simon got bullied in prison by a bunch of nobodies.

he was trained by Batman, so he wins guise XD

Nigger, Simon is physically stronger than Kyle who relies heavily on his ring. Simon is around the same level as his mech (who was able to match the Anti-Spiral's full power) and his Spiral Power continues to evolve.

Ew supertrash on the cinema

Ragebait when the guy I like loses

Cope

Everyone likes Simon

Everyone here likes Kyle, everyone on power scaling forums like Kyle more, everyone on reddit likes Kyle more, everyone on Twitter likes Kyle more, everyone in the YouTube comments like Kyle more and they all KNOW he's going to win. We can't wait to shut up Gurren Lagann fans once and for all

an unmotivated, far weaker Simon would totally lose against a prime, skillful Kyle

ok FAGGOT

Clark trying to crawl through Siberia after being sodomized for twelve days straight by Russians

I am sure not even DC likes Kyle

He thinks Superpoly is what fused the dimensions and not Yubel's magic

retard
It's the same shit with Monster Reborn in Go Rush! or the Numeron Code in Zexal. The Duelist extends the range and hax of the card

Literally no one even knows who Kyle is other than the guy who got bullied by feminists because of the fridge. Even his own writers have forgotten to put him in actual books for 10 years now

He's obscure so he should lose

I know you've really accepted defeat when you say this btw. It's cool, Gurren Lagan will always be more popular. But we'll also know it loses to a guy who by your standards hasn't had anything happen to him in 10 years. If he got a new issue I think he could accidentally destroy the Gurren Lagann verse just by thinking about it.

any atempt to have him summon monsters for combat is-ack!

Luke vs Kirby

That's retarded

>He's obscure so he should lose

He didn't even say that you fucking nigger

everyone likes Kyle more

w-well of course Kyle is obscure so no one's heard of him

I'll give you one more try and then you need to work to get the red text (You)

why
i think its cool

What movie are/were you watching?

These fucking Downplayers. my HERO tanked Russian COCK for 8-months straight, not 12-days, post ANYONE ELSE tanking that

Batman in the original story

my HERO tanked Russian COCK for 8-months straight, not 12-days, post ANYONE ELSE tanking that

Try 3 years and call me back.

He kneels and squeals, his headcanon forms aren’t real

his headcanon form is real the problem is they gave it to a different Godzilla

Bring me that BAD MAN Yogiri

who

Underage get out

I'm talking about whoever the Duck the bad man is

He's from the Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life"

Jaco probably takes it just based on him being able to beat a multitude of Frieza Force members. Grunts are probably at least King Piccolo tier (but probably closer to Raditz since Saibamen exist). Buzz might have some spacecraft that can provide a similar degree of power, but you can't really expect most material structures to have that degree of durability.

I'm pretty sure there's already a thread up on the catalog debating the worst fandom.

It's up:
youtube.com/watch?v=iZg4-Fae6B0

So in terms of previews:
Bowser (win)->Eggman
Imposter->Fall Guys (win)
Kratos (win)->Asura
Ghost Rider->Spawn (win)
Shigaraki (win) ->Mahito
Master Chief->Doom Slayer (win)
Simon->Kyle

Please don't try to look for patterns. It won't end well.

"Kamina was the one looking up to him the whole time! it was Simon who found Lagann! Simon who pireced the surface! and Simon who would now lead humanity to victory!"

nice

infinite Spiral Power actually mentioned

OH YEAH WE'RE WINNING THIS

Yep, Simon lost

That's a pretty neat thumbnail NGL.

Already infinite level

Surprised they pronounced Simon correctly

Some anons were asking about it earlier so thought why not? It is kind of funny

they also brought up Simon traveling the multiverse near the end. so yeah it's definitely possible they're bringing up how he turned the extradimensional labyrinth into another source of spiral power. god help them if they try and measure that

F for the one guy's bingo card block predicting they'd mispronounce Simon's name

Anyone have any footage of Swann being genuinely upset about his favorites in a matchup losing?
You all keep saying he was salty when Chosen Undead lost but I didn't see anything in the podcasts or his tweets indicating he was

Happy Mother's Day

What's on the bingo card?

I think it's more based off the BDcast of Kyle vs Simon where he was getting mad about not having much to say.

the spiral turned outwards into infinity

infinity

INFINITY

welp

LE hax are better than infinity

Preview was oddly cagey, seems practically everything is being held back on Simon's end for the actual episode. There's usually an attempt to measure something in these.

Simons preview was 80% about Kamina

I can't wait for Kyle's preview to be 80% about Hal

YFW Swank says the DC universe is more infinity then infinity

But that's the issue, what is even the point of melee combat with that much force power. Even just being able to force crush vehicles would nullify most advantages of a lightsaber from the perspective of combat utility. Hell, lightsabers become a liability in most scenarios because a force crush would cause catastrophic failure on an active saber.

JOHNNY JOESTAR MENTIONED!

It'll depend on how they do Kyle, if they swank him up they might be trying to position Simon as the underdog going into the fight, which is probably a good sign for him.

a power he never mastered, almost killed him twice, and drove him insane

also has been resisted

it's like you want him to be set up for another scarlet witch situation

Not surprising. All the over the top goofy shit comes from the second half of Gurren Lagann and there is less overall material to go through. Though ironically it'll probably be the beefiest anyway because it involves actual theoretical physics

UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHH
SIMON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Read the test. He mastered it.

SIMON! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

all this hype for Simon

Just what they wanted. It's going to be so sweet when Kyle's preview comes out and you see how FUCKED you are.

did he or are you taking panels out of context

One, Shin barely fucking moves. The most animated state we see him in is his tail swinging around. We don't even see how he was able to either kick or throw a bridge across a city block. Second, even in his crossover appearances, he barely moves.

The Eva x Shin crossover, Asuka goes full fucking retard and slips on a fucking giant fuck you banana peel and gets her unit headbutted by Shin, despite Shin not even moving.

In Shin Godzilla vs Shin Chan, Shin-Chan was able to dodge and weave against anything Godzilla could do, then farted down his throat and caused him to retreat.

Like others pointed and will point out, everything Shin Godzilla brings to the table is speculation, and his 'evolve to adapt' is going to jack shit if someone has a stronger beam weapon than him.

ever notice how ass void posting came back after this mad person came back? funny how that worked, huh?

I did. He controlled the entire fucking universe.

I did.

you took a panel out of context?

nah, they said infinite, it's over, simon wins

Cope all you want. Simon can just be erased from existence. DB is already calling it multiversal which is leagues below DC's universe.

the LE argument doesn't really mean much because DB goes for what's the most likely to happen. there's much more evidence that Kyle tends to visually struggle with the LE than master it. him knowing how to use it in one comic doesn't suddenly make the other comics that go against this argument irrelevant. so logically it's possible Kyle would attempt to use it as a last resort but it would leave him in a vulnerable state.

They already got Simon at infinite before even the real meat where the dimensional autism is. That's probably what it's going to end up coming down to where they either go:

1. DC has infinite dimensions so 12D is nothing!!!
2. 12D>6D
3. 12D>>>>D lmao (this one would really set people off)

Calling it now, the next Death Battle will be Doomsday vs SCP-682

DC is 6D but each dimension is more complex than GL's 12. Just because you see one number is bigger doesn't mean it automatically wins.
Gurren Lagann has nothing as complex as the source wall.

kyle got knocked out by a city level blast btw

DC is 6D but each dimension is more complex than GL's 12

How so?

Simon can just teleport to Kyle bro

What's the biggest explosion Simon could take? Not the mech. Simon.

Simon teleports is inside the source wall

Gets overwhelmed by the infinite information

Tries to leave

Merges with the wall

GGEZ

Gets overwhelmed by the infinite information

he literally would not care enough to read it

"behold, spiral warrior. this is the source wall. the math of li-

"I'm not reading all that. I don't care. fight me"

Simon tanked the epicenter of the multiversal explosion while outside of his mech

Not how it works. You think you can just beat the source by closing your eyes and going "lalalalalala"?

Next scene he's in Lagan. He obviously hopped in there before it happened. If you tossed a grenade at Simon he'd die. Kyle tanks him physically

That's basically what Kyle did but by accident.

Kyle gets fucked over by city level blasts

Simon killed god and tanked a fucking supernova

ahhhh shit

That's wayyyyy more than a supernova

The guy who can barely take city blasts and supernovas at best gets paired against this.

battle of the cuckolds

Kek, why are people hyped for the next fight again?

Being more complex means nothing to a higher dimension. You can be the most complex 2D thing ever but it's still ultimately below a basic 3D

NO ONE likes Kyle
He is just the DC herald wank plant of the week to piss people off

Know what? Imma double down
No one actually likes DC comics at all except for Batman

Solos your verse

Good thing it's not a popularity contest. Kyle won the Death Battle

It's not a popularity contest

Indeed he won the made up fanfic retards like you support

Who wins?

>Gets overwhelmed by the infinite information

Literally the Multiversal Labyrinth, where the Anti-Spiral overwhelmed Simon with infinite possibilities and eventually broke out

Mordecai and Rigby easily. Book of Park Records and The Power GG

Why are you so mad? You just admitted it was fanfic. Kyle won it. It doesn't matter that Kyle won it. People will always remember Gurren Lagann and that they lost to Kyle. But they won't really remember Kyle past winning the death battle.

wins death battle

hypothetically, if Gurren Lagann can warp through time and space, and track basically anything Simon sees at first sight, is it possible he can go after Kyle if he tries what Hal did with Ben

Because they get money for getting things wrong

Mordecai and Rigby! Beat Finn and Jake in a death battle or YOU'RE FIRED

how do they counter this

Technically yes. It's an effective loophole even though people want to see him just drill through the source wall which is also something that should be irrelevant given neutral ground

... Time travel?

Regardless its fucking retarded they did that as the Ben 10 kill. Alien X is acasual, killing a past Ben does nothing.

Like through Kyle's ring.

Because they get money for getting things wrong

Do you think corporations care about a web show that barely cracks 5 million views nowadays? The only example where you could say that this actually happened was Warframe guy vs Raiden

Send Jake to space with The Power which is how he had his croak dream

Beat up Finn

Easy

Fuck we see Ultra Sonic just be confused when Wally left to kill a previous Sonic

How are those kills? Both Ultra Sonic and Alien X were still alive at the end

Perceptual Teleportation is the use of Spiral Power to focus on a particular individual, object, or even known location and open a hole in space-time using a spiral power-powered vehicle, such as a Gunman. It uses the mental focus of the operator to channel the wormhole that opens, and negates the effects of time dilation, the speed of light, and instantaneous acceleration. Knowing the ability of spiral power to create new matter, energy, and even space-time, it is likely that the teleportation creates a corridor-shaped sub-space whose two endpoints are very close together but connect to far distant locations in real space.

hmmmm...

They shouldnt be getting any money
it pisses me off retards get praise for retarded research

Ultra Sonic I believe was Wally running to the future when the timer ran out

I swear whoever make some of those isn't familiar with the characters. Because most of them are absolute stomps. Even if we allow him to summon monsters there's absolutely nothing Yugi can do against broken Sakura Cards like Time.

Finn and Jake via lore bullshit and Mordecai and Rigby being outsped by scaling bullshit preventing them from using hax equipment

people really think that Pochita is surviving this

This patter recognition is dumb
Nolan’s preview came first (win)
Joker’s preview came first (win)
Bowser’s preview came first (win)
Imposter’s preview came first (loss)
Kratos’ preview came first (win)
Ghost Rider’s preview came first (loss)
Shigiraki’s preview came first (win)
Chief’s preview came first (loss)
The pattern only works if you ignore the first three fights or you just ignore the fact that the last two fights were obvious.

unrelated, but this part ultimately confused me because this was NOT where Sonic got the Super Emerald. and it's still in the special zone, too, when he got it outside of it.
is this a continuity error

They are not meant to be 5/5 matchups but thematic

Johnny bros we in!

Wally went to the future to wait for Sonic’s power up to end. He didn’t go to the past, how the fuck did you think he went to the past??? The entire argument was that Wally could just lol nope Sonic’s transformations and run ahead to when they end.
Ultra Sonic didn’t appear via a Super Emerald, he appeared through being boosted by Wally’s energy. He got the SE from the race track, which he carried with him. Wally never time traveled to the past.

Time?

no feats in his video

Has infinite amount of energy for Kyle to drain and use

Easy win. Thanks for that Death Battle

They said Super can run out of power but not ultra

Yeah it is the praise Death Battle gets that annoys me most.

Town level max

Unironically weaker than Gun and Tank who were alongside Yoru when she fought Pochita in Hell. At best it’ll hurt him like how the boosted Gun gloves could.

Simon can also drain Kyle but at a faster rate.

Simon can do the same. but the difference is that lantern rings have a limit and borrowed time.

Show me Simon draining someone's spiral power.

It is worth noting that Ultra Sonic isn't at all impressive.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but most corporations jizz their pants over 1/10th that amount. I think the notion that DB is getting paid for “wrong results” is retarded, but acting like corps don’t sponsor waaaaay smaller channels with far lower view counts is insane.

Well, they suck at making things clear.
Also makes wally look like a cowardly bitch either way

also just like alien x , sonic can also run thru time.

Just fucking have em vaporize alien x and ultra sonic and we domt have these confusing fights

Kyle can jump through time via Lantern Ring

But Simon also can via Perceptual Teleportation

Does Simon just have a counter for everything Kyle has?

fight is two men draining each other off and the loser is the one dried out first

Uhhhhhhh

confusing

Literally only confusing if you’re special needs. They gave you a picture show to represent Sonic running out of juice and ending the transformation, which is the exact moment Wally hopped back in and erased him from existence.

Also makes wally look like a cowardly bitch either way

That was one wincon out of like ten. If he wanted he could’ve just drained the emerald energy out of Sonic because he’s taken the power of far superior things like the Mobius Chair and Doctor Manhattan. Don’t get uppity now.

Pretty much. Kyle doesn't have an answer to probability alteration either

What is Simon's counter to the source wall and life equation

source wall

Warp past it, directly to Kyle

Life Equatoin

Kyle shouldn't get it and Future's End Kyle confirmed it can be resisted (and in the story's case outright no sold) if you have enough will or emotion

Source Wall

Drill through or Perceptual Teleporting out of Kyle's own ring to deck him in the face

spiral energy and emotional spectrum are both rainbows

Should have expected it

Simon has never time travelled and that’s not what perceptual teleportation does either
It’s teleportation. ‘Spacetime’ refers to bending space and time to cross distances, not time travelling into the past of history

source wall

jumping over it

life equation

resisting it and striking kyle while he's in a vulnerable state

They said SUPER forms, not specifically Super Sonic.

Literally no one likes seeing DC characters win

Goku vs Supes - 3 fucking rematches because supes is just a braindead mary sue

Thor vs WW / She ra vs WW - forgotten episodes no one cares for

Flash vs Quicksilver - unresearched intentional stomp as shownvin the analysis

Wally vs Sonic - Controversial and sonicfans ended up ignoring it in favor of just continuing to debate mario vs sonic

Batman vs cap - Forgotten episode no one cares for

batman vs iron man - every single reaction vid cheers for Tony at the end

ben vs hal - controversial episode that is stilll being asked to be redone

You can’t say that Sonicfags ignored Wally Vs Sonic after the DC crossover. Also Iron Man won against Bruce. Also also

Leaves out Thawne Vs Black because even he knows everyone loved it

Yup yup.

DC heroes are just fucking boring. that's the issue

youtu.be/cAY3fBYSw70?feature=shared

Twice in this video

Once with labyrinth and then at 15:45

You literally just proved the point

the coreography is shit and confusing instead of just making a normal kill

Because it should be repeated, remember that Kyle's energy source (the DC emotional spectrum) is not infinite and in fact was stated to be such in one of White Lantern Kyle's most prominent stories

Simon vs Kyle can be the most disliked video in history and Death Battle won't care. Their intention is to show an unbiased retrospective on who would win in a fight to the death. Not a fanfic wank for the more popular character.
Btw Goku vs Superman keeps happening because DBZspics won't shut up

I’d take Nightmare vs Jack Garland.

huh that's actually a cool connection with the spiral nemesis

If you can’t understand someone running ahead in time and then punching a guy so hard he explodes then I think you just have an issue.

it keeps being discussed and shit on because its wrong

simon preview

KAMINAKAMINAKAMINAKAMINA

kyle preview

HALHALHALHAL

Absolutely Chaotic Matchup indeed

Kinda want it so they research soul calibur properly to at least multi solar system

Unbiased

Yeah this: is not describing time travel. It's creating a wormhole to ignore the effects of time dilation and general relativity.

At least they acknowledge that Simon>Kamina. Let's see if they say Kyle>Hal and set off the Halfags

NTA but please give an example. No, being a subsidiary of a subsidiary doesn’t mean they’re biased when Goku Vs Superman 1 happened before they were owned by anyone.

JOHNNY JOESTAR MENTIONED!

TUSK ACT4 is so fucking bullshit, Funny Valentine got robbed.

Yang VS Tifa

Here's why Simon wins:

Simon surpassed his big bro Kamina

Kamina = Kami + na

Kami = godly being

na = NANANANANANANANA BATMAN

god + Batman = BatGod

Simon surpassed BatGod, the most powerful being in DC comics

Only one I’ll give you, but even then I’d say it’s dubious because at worst they just didn’t factor in the Supernova being legitimate, which was constant with other fights like Cloud Vs Link 1. So if anything that’s more of an opinion change.

Can't argue with that

It actually is pretty crazy they have really similar scenes, although I mean Kyle could’ve at least imagined himself with some pants green lantern pants damn

showing off your erect cock is the best way to intimidate an opponent. A Baki reader would know this

Tifa can suplex kaijus, and also there was also that pillar feat that made me wonder back then if any of them got past middle-school physics

Toph VS Garra
Hiei VS Sasuke
Kratos VS Asura (come on you can't deny it was blatant)
Raven VS Phoenix
Sweet Tooth VS Joker (J-Joker just convinces him into getting out of his murder truck!)
Tracer VS Scout (gives Scout shit loadout)
Bill VS Chaos Horse (Discord's been tricked before and Discord couldn't do the same to Bill despite Bill being tricked by pre teens!)

Just for a couple

I really dislike Pochita and current CSM but unless you give Sukuna all the wank in the world Pochita would likely Blitz him

DC as a universe is boring shit, there can be interesting stories but by god are the characters awful.

So, legitimate question, does Hulk have any win conditions against Godzilla Ultima's esoteric cosmic bullshit?

Adding Jonathan VS Tanjiro to this. Scaling Jonathan to Part 3 stands and Dio was insanity.

Bill has le infinite speed despite being outrun by actual ten year-olds he was actively trying to kill

This was extremely egregious.

"yeah I totally look up to you, LIL BRO. It's so inspiring how you let me fuck your bitches, do all my mining work while I laze around and kiss my ass like a bitch. Now build a statue to me while Yoko and Nia suck my cock little fag, or i'll beat your ass again"

Kamina-Aniki is so generous to us Simonkeks

Pochita would likely Blitz him

Toji blocked lightning point blank in the anime

Honestly, Kyle fighting in tighty whities is a way bigger power move than if he went in naked.

fight a guy buttnaked

okay kind of intimidating

fight in white clothes, knowing full well it could end up getting covered in dirt and blood

this guy's a fucking psycho

blocked

I'm a retard. I meant dodged. End result is the same I guess.

Isn't Maki, the outright stated pinnacle of physical strength and speed, just mach something?

It was bad but they also did the same for Tanjiro, scaling him to a Demon he never fought or even met.
Demon slayers don't even scale in stats to the higher upper moons (3 and forward) that was stupid as hell

he says in canon that Simon has been carrying him the whole time. nice try though, "steve"

That’s a game mechanics thing which they also didn’t really use back then either. Hell the feats they used for Tifa were from the movie. That’s not really bias that’s just them having a different way of handling feats.
Fair.
Fairish because only Ben said that he hated Sasuke but I don’t think the others really had any opinion on him. Also just difference in feats and scaling so blah blah blah.
No. Literally nothing suggests that they were or were ever biased for Kratos.
Again, no. Nothing suggests otherwise aside from Speedy saying that he did research for Raven, which means nothing when there are about a dozen researchers.
No. That’s just you having an issue with their reasoning.
Again, no. Bias isn’t “they did something I don’t like”.
Again, no. You’re conflating a result you don’t like with bias.
The only two that are explicitly bias are the first two you mentioned. The rest are, ironically enough, bias that you have.
That still isn’t bias. You have an issue with the research and arguments presented, not the personal opinions the people behind the scenes have. I agree with the notion that Johnathan beats Tanjiro anyways just by going off of P1 and 2 feats/scaling.

Anime jjk and manga jjk are wildly different in scale.

DCbros watching Simon's preview

unbiased

lolazo
they intentionally make supes win to vent the flamewar
the reasoning for tifa vs yang was so utterly retarded that its one of the few matchups theyve admitted getting wrong

One destroys planets at base and her powers get STRONGER for a single attack above whatever yamg could be able to absorb thru her semblance
Its literally his fucking body dumbass
And he with his own body fought and beat part 1 Dio

Literally nothing suggests they were or were ever biased for Kratos

Anon...they literally went into maximum damage control and gave a super niche IP an alt victory ending when they never did so for any other controversial match. They gave Kratos MFTL from a fucking flashbang that hit him from a "mftl" guy who got btfo by a regular ballista

I checked Tanjiro’s stats on VSBW once and they had him and Muzan at town level specifically by upscaling him from the other Moons. They gave literally zero arguments as to why they scaled that high, it was genuinely crazy.

Nothing suggests otherwise aside from Speedy saying that he did research for Raven, which means nothing when there are about a dozen researchers.

I don't think this is true, Speedy did Phoenix, the other person (ThankSwalot) did Raven.

he also in canon carries Simon the entire time and makes himself the leader, makes Simon worship him like a servant, and cucks him like a little fag
nice try though, simon. Big Bro" thinks you're cool too kek, now build his statue and do his mining work and worship him like a god

post Tifa destroying a planet in base

YES KAMINA-SAMA! HAVE NIA TOO, KAMINA-SAMA!

A*on

Again, personal distaste from your end isn’t a bias. If you can show me a clip of literally anyone on the team going “wow I fucking LOVE God Of War!!!” I’ll concede immediately, otherwise I’m just going to keep telling you that at worst they did a bad scaling chain.

It's literally his fucking body

Juiced up on vampirism.

b-but it Dio said it was reb-

Means nothing. It was still juiced up. Jonathan is not able to do the shit Part 3 Dio can do and you are a retard if you think otherwise.

oh yeah Simon carved literal giant golden statues of Kamina and put them in the middle of the "utopian" city afterwards for everyone to worship lol
Literal temple to your own cuckoldry

why? they didnt show anything impressive for Simon here.

They were appeasing Kratosfags. You could tell they didn't actually buy the shit they were saying which is why they went so hard on the damage control because they knew anyone with functioning eyeballs knew Asura stomped.

Toph VS Garra

This 1 has always been hilarious.

Johnathan’s body was never juiced up on vampire boosts until the very end, and even if it was DIO was stuck underwater in a coffin for a century. Do you genuinely believe that his body was at its peak or even as strong as Johnathan until the very moment he proclaimed that he was at his peak of power?

DIO says he still hasn't regained his power

"clearly DIO was stronger then his Part 1 self"

B-BAKANA?!
Simonbros, Big Bro Kamina just said he heckin believes in me and it’s totally inspirational to him how I kiss his ass all day like my life depends on it. Kamina-Sama thinks i’m cool for sitting in a hole digging his quota of dirt while he cleans his nails and being his slave glazer worshipper while he declares himself the leader.
Holy fuark I love being Kamina’s pathetic cuck!!! This is such a high honour to receive validation from my bully bull bull.
YOKO! NIA! Both of you better swallow Kamina-Aniki’s loads today!

P3 Dio is far stronger than P1 Dio

Jonathan got fucking killed by P1 Dio

Jonathan is as strong as P3 Dio

So...if jonathan was juiced up how did jonathan beat part 1 dio that was 100% vampire?

b-but muh h-hamon...!

The argument about scaing p1 jonathan to p3 dio is the speed. If full vampire p1 dio was 1000x ftl, then he could have just dodged all of jonathan's attacks hamon or not

Are you starting it again, kylejeet?

Simonbros worship harder and maybe our bull ‘Big Bro’ Kamina won’t beat us up after Nia’s done with his blowjob

jonathan beat up p1 dio

He had backup for one and oh yeah, he got fucking killed in the end. Scaling a guy to a part he was literally dead in is silly. Especially Stands were the new hotness that made Hamon literally obsolete.

Kylesisters…

You could tell

They were appeasing

They were damage controlling

All opinions with no facts backing them. DA made the alternate ending of his own personal choice. Again, if you can show me a clip of anyone on the team going gaga for Kratos (if anything MORE people on the team seem to like Asura, which kinda destroys the whole bias narrative) then I’ll concede.

Wtf? No wonder people no longer buy comics.

oh nonononono...

Luke vs Kirby

Wha...?

I might have to kill myself now

How can a black hair cuck like Kyle compete with a blonde hair bvll like Simon?

it's funny because this is literally what Simon is like

Listtroon matchup, just ignore it

read retard read
if p1 dio with full vampire blood is 1000xftl then why would p1 jonathan not be if he can beat him up

P3 DIO is far weaker than P1 Dio until he gets revamped (hehhehehe) by Joestar blood. Johnathan beat the piss out of P1 Dio and only died to an attack that he didn’t know could pierce, since he was fully capable of blocking it. Johnathan could beat the shit out of both versions of Dio.

People don't usually acknowledge how stupidly crazy KnY wankers go because they are quiet and keep their delusions to themselves most of the time but if you look around you will find people who Unironically scale Kimetsu characters to Multiversal... Using statements and flowery language of course

Can any Kylebros explain this?

got canonnicaly cucked

his fans are obsessed with cuckshit

Lol

long ago i requested the morrigan x boco pic

Basic extrapolation same as the others as of course they will never outright say they were biased for even the ones you agreed were biased but whatever. If you unironically think giving a guy MFTL speed from a flashbang he literally failed to avoid isn't bias then that's on you.

reminder that this is all one guy samefagging and spamming

Kyle’s GF at the time cheated so he left her.

I lost all respect I had for Kyle

Listtroon

Who?
It's over.

Luke vs Kirby
Warriors that fight cosmic threats to the galaxy that seek to good side of their foes rather than just nonsense violence.
Kirby made friends out of Dedede, metaknight, Adeline and others that were originally just his foes.

And luke does the same by seeing the good in mara jade, the sith assassin sent to kill him.

Speedy was definitely biased for Discord VS Bill

NTA either. They have a methodological bias that favors characters with more showings over consistent ones. Also they aren't really the best at keeping their venue rules consistent (GVS has the Sun, Diocard doesn't) and time travel/causality powers are generally favored (GER being the exception) over series that are generally acausal (Ben mostly).

You might be single digit IQ if you don't understand how basic inference and deduction works
Do you also believe evolution isn't real because it's only a "theory"?

Really? Why is every single capeshitter a cuck.

Unbiased

Oh no he's retarded.

they will never outright say they were biased for

Ben regularly talks about how he’s a massive Sonicfag.
Everyone knows how much of a JoJo and DC geek Swan is.
Chad has talked about how he likes Goku way more than Superman.
We are VERY familiar with how Ben sees Sasuke because he’s outright said that he hates him.
What are you talking about?? We know their biases because they say them regularly, if they think a fight is wrong they will and have had say so.

That...still makes no sense. I'm ignoring it.

Are you talking about the Kylecuck replying to himself? Yeah, he really is pathetic.

cope its a cool mu

How likely is a Helluva Boss match up to happen?

only rth i'm seeing is the butthurt simoncuck lmao

to retards

those forearms

Reminder that MrTinkertrain/the Kingtos spammer/GodModeGod/the faggot from dbs is a 35-year-old FAT FUCK.
Kratos? Another Yujiro rape victim.
deviantart.com/godmodegod/art/Mask-of-Kratos-35359366

t.kylecuck mad that his hero got cucked by a blonde chad

Why are you like this?

FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK KYLEBROS!!!! SIMON CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!!

Why are you making that face Simon? Even you told her how you bully Kamina is so much better than you in every way. Yoko and Nia only love Kamina, that's why you worship him and pretend to be him at all times.

Next to zero because it doesn't really have big powerfag shit in it yet. Besides we already basically got one from MORO with Murder Drones stomping the fuck out of the imps

Even in another universe, Simon's still a driller.

Why does it cause so much seethe in powerscaling communities? It's objectively a weak ass fodder verse 99.9% of the time

You need to actually have any sort of basis to deduct something in the first place. In the case of Kratos Vs Asura there’s literally nothing to pull from to suggest that anyone is biased for or against the characters sans DA, who likes AW.
I’m not inclined to believe that Speedy unironically gave a shit about a random diaperfur outside of the research team so he could make Bill win in a fight that wouldn’t happen for another five or so years.

are you still on that spiel where you first thought white people don't have black hair (lol?) then you switched to saying aryans don't have black hair (Hitler himself has brown hair)
Makes me think you're indian, since you don't know what white people look like

If you haven't noticed is actually important for the matchup. Kyle might lose all of his motivation once he hears the name "Simon" since his bvll was also called the same way.

when they get universal stuff

Yeah but its that 0.1% that powerfags focus on which makes people seethe

Simon's a prepper tho

Nia's never met Kamina.

My position is that I believe they don't believe their own results because they didn't even have Kratos do anything in the animation that would reflect the stats they gave him.

Your fanfic is funny because that was an actual, canonical plotpoint of Episode 8 of TTGL: Simon loses all his powers when Kamina cucks him

to saying aryans don't have black hair (Hitler himself has brown hair)

so retarded he doesn't understand that Hitler was a hypocrite

Anyways, women will always pretend blonde chad. I am sorry that your hero got cucked by one.

Pretty sure the whole Speedy message thing was faked by the guy being messaged, he had been kicked out of the community months beforehand already for asking kids about their fetishes in PMs.

Nia only ever pretends to like Simon when he's cosplaying as Kamina and being Kamina's asskisser. Simon's never met a single girl who would pick him over Kamina.
She's being fucked by Kamina in heaven too just like Yoko. All Simon ever did in life was train her to worship Kamina like a god

Geez, I don't understand how anyone could possibly want Nia over that.

Your fanfic is funny

fanfic when it's literally in that panel

Also look at . Kyle is used to other men being "invited" to his home lmao.

Lucifer already has some universal wank going for him.

because of its nature of how any fucko can make any story or test for it. Its like DC in that regard where it can have hundreds of "writers" that do whatever goofy shit they want even if it makes no sense, is inconsistent, or directly clashes with other ones.

Take for example SCP-682. Generally speaking he can be subdued relatively easily as far as powerfag shit goes, but then you get retarded shit like in one story or alternate associated SCP where he transcends the fucking Noosphere or no sells being obliterated on every conceivable and non conceivable way or other dumb shit like that.

"Is this guy bothering you?"
So do DC citizens live under a rock?

Again, if you can show me a clip of anyone on the team going gaga for Kratos

Dude look at the FUCKING STORYBOARD. They hated the fuck the out Asura, they literally had no clue how to write his character (or purposefully wrote him to be a psychopath) that DA had to try and fight them for a revision to keep him from being even worse. Even then, his character was blatantly shat on in the fight so Kratos can lecture Asura on his anger.

will always pretend?
Simon pajeet, you ok? Need english lessons? More time worshipping your BVLL?

If that's him, then that's pretty cool. Creativity is something I appreciate.

All Simon ever did in life was train her to worship Kamina like a god

But he IS god. STTGL is just a giant Kamina.

kyle is multiversal!!!

ignore that that his small dick hasn't been able to please a single woman!!!

yeah but he's a god tier character, need the mid tiers ones to also have one

They don't, noone in the fandom likes her. But Yoko's only role is to be Kamina's worshipper for the whole series so nia is the tablescraps

More time worshipping your BVLL?

Are you talking about Simon Lucas? The blonde bvll that has stolen Kyle's girlfriend? Kek.

Bro what is YOUR JOB?

This argument doesn’t make sense because that applies to basically 99% of the fighters on DB. They didn’t have Asura blow up a planet in the animation either, what does that say?
Yeah that’s basically my point.
I’ve seen the storyboards. That doesn’t come off as hatred to me it just comes off as ignorance towards the character and not writing him properly. If they hated Asura they wouldn’t have even bothered with listening to DA in the first place and accepting the changes he wanted to make. Again, I will unironically fold immediately if you show me anyone on the team proclaiming to be a massive GOW fan.

Kamina is the best. Yoko never married because no other man can compete.

and this is why jannies keep scrubbing these threads

Oh yeah I forgot Simon worships his bull like that lmao

dresses like him

speaks like him with same suffixes/honorifics

repeats all his reddit catchphrases and makes the entire team + Nia do too

melds his mech after him

carves giant golden statues of him in the middle of town square

a lot of effort for a cuck to worship the guy who cucked him. Sinful

Ignorance toward the character

Don't they spend his entire analysis talking about how he wasn't a monster and actual super noble? That doesn't track.

It's not a fanfic. Kyle will literally not be able to fight since he is a canon cuck(and that's a big reason why I've stopped reading western comics)

listroon's post over all others survived 400 replies

all hail

They should nuke these threads as soon as they're made.

talks about cucking

/dbs/ posters

Just nuke it

I agree with you. The messages clearly were designed to read in as incendiary a manner as possible, slurs and all. Anybody who believes it at face value is looking for an excuse to hate him.
Kratos vs. Asura ultimately seems like an episode DB wasn't passionate about doing and didn't put a lot of time researching into as a result. The animation's good, as is Asura's research, but he's also got very little material. The rest of the episode's a mess.

Be silent Simon, you have 20 more prayers to do today below Kamina's statue you little cuck

have any sort of basis to deduct something in the first place

Okay. Then the basis is

Asura was hilariously mischaracterized in the fight

Asura was treated as an absolutely pathetic retard who couldn't do any damage to Kratos and had his most famous feat and scene in his game used against him in a way to make Kratos look cooler

they literally made up feats or scaling for Kratos like him holding up his hands against a light making him FTL or saying Asura would die due to energy draining from the BoO

they said Asura had a speed advantage then said they were even

they completely ignored the final boss of Asura's Wrath where Asura gets massively stronger than his Destructor form

they teased Asura "winning" by asking for a sequel (which makes no fucking sense) and giving him a bizarre 'alternate ending' (which because there's barely any Asurafags would only really make sense if they thought Asura would win)

Well gee bill. If it looks like a duck...

You'd pray to Kamina.

Take for example SCP-682. Generally speaking he can be subdued relatively easily as far as powerfag shit goes, but then you get retarded shit like in one story or alternate associated SCP where he transcends the fucking Noosphere or no sells being obliterated on every conceivable and non conceivable way or other dumb shit like that.

That's consistent with the character though. You can defeat it and incapacitate it relatively easily, you just cannot kill it no matter what, so doing so is generally a terrible idea.

He's always been like that since the very beginning if I recall correctly

I am serious. How can someone have such a cucked hero?

My argument there would be that they reduced Asura to meet closer to Kratos and his more grounded behavior.

Jannies see the threads themselves as off topic

they said Asura had a speed advantage then said they were even

From what I remember, they gave Asura a small speed advantage, but it was close enough to be even. The real question is how they got the speed calculation they did from the strikes.

they said Asura had a speed advantage then said they were even

I'm pretty sure Asura's faster than a bolt fired from a ballista.

I don't even know what set him up. Did the Kylefag get angry because simon got the first preview or what?

I'd beat Kamina's ass. Imagine some asian fag spittling and chimping in your face like he's a black guy. Absolutely bizarre

Trips of Truth

dunno why get mad
its quite likely kyle will win

The jannies hate these threads because they're anti-lolicon and jannies are pedophiles. Just look at how everyone disses Doc Green the Gwenfag.

city level blasts btw

Well yeah, using Kratos Vs Asura at all to try and paint a picture that the team felt some kind of way about either side wouldn’t make sense because of how all over the place the entire thing is. They probably wanted Asura to be the foil to Kratos for whatever reason but I doubt that it was due to malice.
Majority of what you’re naming comes from the animation, which was done by the guy who blatantly LIKES AW. The other stuff you’re naming is either wrong (they did use the final boss to scale Asura above Destructor, that’s where his final AP came from, him destroying the golden Buddha which happens at the end of the game) or just personal belief. Hell, you’re saying that they’re biased for Kratos BECAUSE they have Asura an alternate ending.
I agree. I think that episode is just sloppy at worst, which is what it should be harped on for. Not “muh bias”.

...and then Simon would show up to your house with a mech the size of a galaxy to kick your ass

the fight starts

SImon puts Kyle in a multiversal labyrinth

he is forced to watch every woman he has known in his life get fucked by Lucas Simon

even his mom, Maura.

...and then i'd fuck Yoko, robbing Simon of all his spiral powers and causing Simon to beg for Kamina Aniki to give him le approval

How the fuck did DB fall for the Kratos wank? Even VSBattles has Kratos at country before suddenly making him multiversal.

do you believe death battle will put kyle at city level

Don't forget Makima Vs Gojo

"Gojo is mach 908 because of his black flash!"

"He can't do that at will, no one can"

"... I'll ignore that... Anyways Gojo is a city buster because he scales to Jogo who could "Reduce Shibuya to ash" according to an statement from this databook!"

"Jogo's strongest Attack barely could destroy a whole city block"

"... D-don't think about it!"

I can actually give context for this, t. someone in the main DB server at the time before it became official

discussion in the chat about which series has been represented poorly in death battle

speedy says he thinks how bad ponyshow has had it is exagerrated by its fans and that other series have had it worse, specifically iirc saying starscream got treated way worse than rainbow dash

causes big argument between people agreeing with him and ponyshow fans

one of the ponyshow fans got upset and left

as far as i can tell keith developed a hatred of speedy over this and says he bullied his friend out of the server

few months later keith posts the messages and tries to get speedy fired

So take that as you will

Kek, canon.

if you fuck Yoko you become Simon's new "Big Bro" and he starts worshipping you instead
Like Davy Jones

*gave

If they give Simon access to the extra dimensional labyrinth its fucking over. Kyle got btfo by a lesser version of that.

The argument for the statue not being Asura's maximum potential is that Chakravartin did it seemingly effortlessly before he entered his final form. As such, it wouldn't scale to the full power Chakravartin is capable of producing. The question then would become how you calculated the power increase.
They took a statement from Freya, scaled an event that nobody scaled from to Kratos, and went from there.

gets domain diffed and deleted from existence by purple

I see no reason why he wouldn't win

*BANG*

*SMASH*

*WALLOP*

*CRACK*

*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*

Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Yoko’s throat

K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”

Yoko stares annoyed at the rustling bush where an american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves

Y: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”

From the bush:

S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”

K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Yoko. How old were you again? I like em young.”

The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in

S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

Bitch get out of here. Both DJ and Swan think Denji beats Yuji and you wanna try and argue bias?

..in you headcanon, in reality Simon will introduce you to his great friend, Lucas Simon. As soon as you see his blonde hair you will kneel and start sucking his cock. After Lucas is done with you he will move to your sister and mother.

CANON!

This is literally what simon is like

Kek, this actually happened

K,b,c. Kylebros deserve their hero.

Don't forget how they completely ignored the manga that Showcases Ashura no selling Energy absorption attacks and resurrecting immediately.
Even with all the Kratoswank Ashura would still win because there's no conceivable way for Kratos to kill Ashura.

The Buddha blew up when Asura killed Chak, so the natural assumption would be that his power was keeping it afloat. Using that to scale Asura’s peak power is fine when we see him do literally nothing else afterwards, because he’s dead.

That doesn’t come off as hatred to me it just comes off as ignorance towards the character and not writing him properly

the entire game of AW screams out to your face how much Asura loves Mithra and how far he was going to go for her (also that he never hurt an innocent)

DB’s storyboard has him going destructor to brutalize the same planet his FUCKING DAUGHTER and billions of innocents are on

You gotta be fucking trolling or severely mentally handicapped if you don’t see the hate they have for Asura and AW.

If they hated Asura they wouldn’t have even bothered with listening to DA in the first place and accepting the changes he wanted to make

Do you seriously think they would go that far to not let those changes go through? What do you think will happen when they have their analysis of Asura being a hero only to show in the fight he’s a psychopath? If anything, DA saved them from even having a more controversial episode, not because they didn’t hate Asura. If they actually didn’t hate Asura, that storyboard would not have Asura actually being a complete monster Kratos thinks he is in the fight.

I remember when this happened (I see the future, it's the time Kyle time travels to in the death battle)

The kylecuck will fap to this.

How can Kyle be such a cuck lmao.

yup yup yup it's canon

be Simon

show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can

opponent walks in

SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’

it’s The Mask

green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit

w-well what can he even do

Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe

guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”

he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops

I fall out of cockpit in white boxers

"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me

try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up

Mask hands me a little blue pill

"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."

I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show

cue laugh track

flailing, I try punching him

he easily dodges by stretching his neck

does a backflip over me

WHOOHOO!

when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses

"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"

“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”

he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break

"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"

screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral

The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes

Road Runner blitzes me

Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes

Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”

try one last attack

“This is for Nia!!!”

Mask pulls out marriage certificate

Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!

She appears at his side and they make out in front of me

I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss

later

me sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance

Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

You do realize the guy who animated it and the guy who wrote the fight are different

Yeah, Kyle lost.

Trvth bomb

CAAAAAANNNOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

What type of mental illness leads a person to write this?

It was something Chakravartin made and kept afloat before his massive power increase against Asura. Your argument would make sense if it had, say, enlarged itself or something, but it's the same statue before and (shortly after) the final battle.

"Why don't you use your power to save Nia, Simon? And everyone that died??"

"I did save Nia, Gimi. But only because I wanted the pleasure to send her to Aniki myself. I killed her using spiral energy, Gimi, and if you don't shut the fuck up I will send you to Kamina aniki so he also gets to enjoy your bussy as well and I will do the same with your slutty sister."

Can't believe Simon said this... Is this our hero??

Biggest cuck in comic history

Alright buddy calm down. You’re clearly convinced that everyone on the team has this deep seated hatred for Asura and nothing is gonna convince you otherwise. The reality is that it was just a bad episode where everything was all over the place and they didn’t characterize the fighters properly, but if you want to believe that they think Asura should hang from a tree then whatever.
Yeah? What does that have to do with what I’m saying. The guy who wrote how Asura acted in both the storyboard and the animation ARE the same person.

Watch Episode 8 and see what a cuck Simon is
Read the comics and see Kyle Rayner can time travel
See DB where Lanterns have a history of time travelling to beat on their opponents some more
Put 2 and 2 together

no response

The kylecuck is ok with his sister and mother getting fucked lol

Tim what the fuck are you doing

I remember when he said this

Domain diffed

Fastest domain is 0.02 seconds (that's within normal peak human reaction times)

Kek, get your fodder verse out of here Gojokek.
Everyone with a functioning brain and decent eyesight knows Denji dog walks 90% of the JJK Verse, what does that have to do with anything?
Gojo is more popular than JJK itself and the fight was rushed to release at the peak of Gojo's dickriding season
The fact that they got his stats wrong on purpose proves it

My dad saw this happen right before he died of based overload. I'll never forget.

This is the guy you faggots were hyping up? This fucking cuck?

>Fastest domain is 0.02 seconds (that's within normal peak human reaction times)

Domains are instantaneous doe

My dad saw this happen right before he died of based overload.

kylecuck is a fatherless bitch

he is ok with his sister sucking off other guys

Interesting. Anything else you have to share with us?

Seems in character to me

0.02 is how long Gojo opens his domain for you retard.

Unironically canon

Post simon consumating his marriage with Nia or gaining the romantic approval of Yoko

Being a fat, middle aged man who has nothing in life beyond playing video games, arguing about fictional powerlevels over the Internet and shitposting is enough to drive a man to insanity. He used to be a lot more eloquent, but his mind has gone to mush over having no job, no money, no muscle and no bitches, so he's snapped. Those cuckoldry fanfictions are a plea for help.

he is ok with his sister sucking off other guys

Wut? Freudian slip from your own life, Simon cuck?

I have never watched guren lagan. I am just said that is what comics are right now. Nothing but cuckshit. I am so fucking done.

I can post simon watching his "Big Bro" cucking him from Yoko then worshipping his bull forever
does that count?

Nope, just the truth. Look at . Also I am sorry you don't have a father anymore. Are you african american?

damn so THAT's why simon worships his BVLL

Even in the manga we can verifiably see that's not the case, barriers take time to close after all, of course 90% of all JJK powerscalers need to rely on headcanons like this to pretend the verse doesn't get blitzed by Homelander so I don't blame you.
Sure hits need the barrier to close for it to work, read your own fucking manga you ape.

Well it has been a cuckshit medium. For a long time. Just think about it "Gotta have my batman" is one of the cuckiest catchphrase ever, yet comicfags have been using it since forever.

People Yoko would let fuck her before Simon
A Pedo
A Dog
A Bush
Her tranny cousin who fucked Simon
Kyle Rayner
Kamina's clone Kittan
That 8 year old boy
The Anti Spiral
Chief Shak the black guy
Kratos

Done

Simon is so lucky...

worshipping his bull forever

kyle out of nowhere

His bvll is Lucas Simon and he is here to fuck them bitched.

Alright buddy calm down. You’re clearly convinced that everyone on the team has this deep seated hatred for Asura and nothing is gonna convince you otherwise

I see you have no actual rebuttal except coping that they have no bias. If you genuinely can’t comprehend that they hated Asura and favored Kratos (and his fans), then that’s on you. Not even gonna bother talking about the bullshit with the powerscaling since the Asura’s character being butchered spells out hate and bias much easier. They could not be more obvious aside from telling it to your face and you’re not gonna be convinced no matter what argument anyone makes, which is ironic.

Nia getting dressed to marry and get fucked by Kamina in the afterlife like...

redeems your card

also lol
web.archive.org/web/20080705082520/http://www.japanator.com/the-secrets-of-gurren-lagann-answered--6714.phtml

to fuck them bitched?

damn no wonder you simon pussies were always projecting about 'indians' LMAO

cuck fanfiction

meanwhile Kyle got officially cucked by Lucas the chad

this seems like he's saying they took their job fighting the antispiral seriously

kamina wasn't popular until he got to the surface and died a virgin

fangirl happy to hear simon and nia spent time on a island before their wedding

I was writing in a language a jeet like you can understand.

Kamina died a virgin

keeeek

Tarzan trying to tag Conan with his bordeline supersonic reflex

They're talking about the 7 year timeskip before Episode 17, retard

It's literally canon that Nia worships Kamina like a god and Simon repeatedly tells her how much manlier and better than him Kamina-Sama is.
Also canon they're with eachother in an afterlife

Uhm bro? What antispiral? They had idea antispiral existed back then.

Show the scans then, jeet

fans conclusion

aka, fans' cope
during which they're taking their job seriously, yes

They didn't know the Anti-Spiral existed during the timeskip, the world was at peace. Another answer says Nia spent time travelling as a princess so it's just saying they had sex a few times.

Jhonny Joestar Cameo

"Bring me Satoru Gojo!"

"Sir, Gojo already got an episode last season, and we already got a JJK episode this one, it's too early to bring Gojo again"

"Uhh... Well... Bring me... Lightning McQueen? Or... Maybe the MC from Red dead redemption? No.. wait, I got this. BRING ME GHOST RIDER!"

"Sir... He already had a battle"

"No, not that one, the original Ghost Rider!"

the forces of the antispiral
'Row Row Fight da Power'

Sure sure, Raj. You might want to look at actual canon pages like .

Isn't ignorance its own kind of bias? You're saying they couldn't research one side properly..whether intentionally or not(laziness), can it be said to be an unbiased analysis?

and how about you watch episode 8, simoncuck?

the kylejeet hasn't even watched the show

Lmao, you can't make this shit up.
He hasn't watched the show. Don't bother.

That picture was taken in 2006, so he was 17-18 at the time. He went to college for game design or some nerd shit, but it's evident how much of a failure he is given how he's on /dbs/ 24/7.

author straight up admits Simon and Nia had sex before they got married

my man

Next thread, can we try to ignore Cuckanon for once?

No one liked Kamina until he reached the surface

Checks out, Kamina was seen even more retarded than Simon back in Jiha Village, imagine waking up everyday to some dumbfuck trying to reach the surface, yelling and sperging out when no one believes him

Bro it's over. Everyone can see your lies. Not only has your hero been cucked but you have been cucked as well as shown here

It's honestly kinda a good thing, canonically, that Nia died so Kamina can plow her in heaven
as we know Kamina is a pedo and would prefer short flat shy girls like Nia, and Nia worships Kamina more than she ever liked Simon

also Simon watching them both from earth as a hobo is just like that time he watched Kamina NTRing him with Yoko, from that bush

infinite power

Simon lost then lmfao
You will not win against DC's infinity+1 bullshit

GG scales to cyberpunk

Which had a world of darkness crossover

This means that GG and WOD are canon to each other

Goku mere existence (or lack of) collapses the WOD omniverse

BEAST

wahh wahh you're lying

get reading comprehension bro. Taking your job as a mech fighter seriously is not lying

Outerversal ragebait please understand

What job? Simon was a dogshit Supreme Commander and Kamina City was only stable because of Rossiu. Nia also did fuck all, she had no governing position

NOT IN FRONT OF ASURA

The dude who ripped his own heart out from space and threw it back and survived reentry of Earth's atmosphere is a better feat than sukuna's kitchen

there was a time when "doing it" was a metaphor for fucking. what the fuck else would the author insinuated. Nia fucked Simon.

wah wah wah my hero kyle is not a cuck!

Why are you like this? Why can you not accept it? Kyle is a cuck and you are a cuck as well.

Which ponytail girl is this?
Is she another one of Kamina’s worshippers/fangirls/simps in the series?

That was JUST part 1 Simon.

He is a zoomer. He won't understand it.

First of all doing it is not what the author said, he said they were doing what needs to be done, which means serious important work
Second of all do it does not cross the language barrier to jap
Third of all Kamina is fucking Nia in heaven while Simon watches

Gurren Lagann cucks are redditors, they can’t think realistically cause they’ve never been outside their mom’s basements

bro, heaven isn't real. you die when you're killed.

Atmospheric reentry is like building level at best

you are a cuck as well.

Post proof for the Kylebro being a cuck.

In ttgl it’s confirmed there’s ghosts and afterlife. Kamina and Nia are both there. Simon is not
It’s the cuck bush all over again

the girls in jiha village saw kamina as a loud schizo and simon as a gross child. kamina had memories of the surface as a kid and was basically the only person there that knew there was a surface at all. also the beastmen that cuased earthquakes happened to kill simon's parents

Here

It is like going to Hell before you die.

I doubt that none of the girls in ttgl ever disapprove of kamina they all worship him and fangirl for him like Yoko and Nia do
But which ponytail girl does he mean i can’t remember a ponytail girl

Kyle vs Simon discussions devolved into Simon getting cucked by a dead Kamina fucking his dead/erased wife.

I love Anon Babble sometimes.

fan asks "did simon and nia "do it" (have sex)

author says "they did what was needed to be done" basically confirming it in a joking manner

but Asura is the redeemer

who won?

You are genuinely retarded dude

Fuck it. I no longer wish to be part of the Kylearmy if even the supporters are cucks.

no I'm dead serious the girls thought he was a loser. everyone thought he was a loser. even the village chief.

Saying they did what they had to do is not the same as have sex. He’s confirming they were taking their war seriously

Kyle and it wasn't even close.

who's next?

It’s so funny how their only argument for Kratos’s main wincon is “the Blade of Olympus drains beings stronger than Asura, trust me bro”. That’s literally all they said, they don’t provide any details nor state how the sword would interact with Asura’s insane mantra generation + 7 trillion souls from his reactor. You don’t even need his manga, just his game alone is enough.

YOU DECIDE!

The Kylefans have been proven as fatherless cucks so Simon by default.

the village chief was the strawman dumbass there for Kamina to make look bad when he btfoes him
All the girls in the show - inside and outuside the village - are only ever shown worshipping Kamina amd kissing his ass and being his fangirls, including Nia who they met after he died

Sukuna wouldn't survive getting sent to space or atmospheric reentry

He’s confirming they were taking their war seriously

War with what? They've won.

You are genuiney seething so it seems i’m right

THAT WAS AFTER THEY WON YOU RETARD. LOOOOOL.

Then tell me who that ponytail girl was and how surely she wasn’t Mary Sue Kamina’s simp
You can do that, right?

Kratos impales Asura with the Blade of Olympus

"You... are a monster no longer..."

In other words, Asura is redeemed

Asura looks back up at Kratos

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT REDEEEEEM SAAAAAR!"

In GVS1?

He wouldn't get sent to space in the first place since he could leap off the air rapidly, and atmospheric reentry is less intense than his fire arrow explosion

Okay. Then Tifa can tank the royal guard multi galaxy destroying slashes, supplex a robot the size of a mountain (obviously scaled in battle to not make the PS1 have an stroke), along with having more BS hax, Yang has ZERO counter against being trasformed into a frog.

Luke vs Kirby
Warriors that fight cosmic threats to the galaxy that seek to good side of their foes rather than just nonsense violence.
Kirby made friends out of Dedede, metaknight, Adeline and others that were originally just his foes.

And luke does the same by seeing the good in mara jade, the sith assassin sent to kill him..

Yeah. The sword’s main use throughout the games is not draining but expelling energy. Really, aside from what you said, I only remember it draining Kratos after he willingly gave his powers to it and that was it. All the other times, it was just used to slash and stab like any other normal sword.

All Kyle fans have never read his comics and most comic fans only like DC heralds cause they're super strong. They also cannot post any scans and just burp out the term 'higher cosmology'

MUH SUPERMAN HAS INFINITE STRENGTH

*posts a bunch of Out of context scans*

And you know that when they meant Infinite strength, they meant basically being omnipotent, as DB hadn't incorporated dimensional, cardinals, R>F, or philosophy nonsense yet.

As an SCP fan, basically, the owner of the SCP site grew to hate vs fags because they got on his site and were basically making feats for SCPs. It's as cringe as it sounds
vsbattles.com/threads/the-death-of-scp.167378/
I used to think it'd be cool to see Doomsday vs SCP-682 but now it's just "le dimension go brrrr"

listroon manages to keep the thread alive for 500+ posts

not bad, not bad at all

This is a bland connection

thats not what your mom said lsst night

gottem

Bullshit sukuna has never been hit by something similar to makima's bang

Doesn't matter, bang AP isn't that high in the first place since it takes multiple shots to send a target into space

Sukuna isn't going to be air jumping back to orbit while he's getting repeatedly hit into the air you retard

Bang isn't a machine gun retard, there's time in between shots where he'll just air jump