Okay, Soldier! Tell me your G.I. Joe codename!

Hard R

Mimimimimimimi

Mimimimimi

Mimimimimimimimi

Charles Nelson Reilly

Squid Fucker

Mid Rats

Agent Fatman

Cockblock

Reaper

Mystery Nigga.

cumlord world-breaker

i can see that by your nametag, he asked for your codename

Friendly Fireman

you didn't take anything out of our tent didja

Slippery Slope, infiltration and espionage specialist, reporting for duty.

Or you can just fill this out.

Major Seed

what if a girl wanted one?

Dumptruck

Private Parts

DADDEH

Pineapple

INTERNET CRITIC!

LISTEN TO MY WONDERFUL WHINING!

Sergeant Mcfisto

King Nigger

Sgt. Shitkicker

String Emil

Fumbles

Night Wolf

Wait a minute.......

My codename is Not Important.

Pack Rat. I'll pick up any piece of junk if I think it might be useful during a mission.

bro please put down the used needle and gatorade bottle

birchyNIGGERbags

Triple K

unholy trips of satan, nobody reply to this evil post anymore or you'll condemn your own soul

...WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA.

GREETINGS CITIZEN. I AM PEPSI MAN. REPORTING TO BRING PEPSI-FICATION AND PEPSISEXUAL SATISFACTION TO ALL THE JOES.

Sandy Cheeks

Do you think "All-in-the-manual" fits as a Joe codename?

Solid Snake Eyes