Death Battle

TEAR A HOLE IN THE SKYYY
LEAVE ANOTHER WORLD BEHIIIIND

First for Tohru

While the wills of both are infinitely inferior before Doom, the peasant Simon's is slightly less inferior comparably

My HERO is such a WEAKLING that he's no longer being memed in these halls...

Chompy Mage...
Raimu...
that porn cat...
Beyonderfag...

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Gru vs Megamind having better animation than Megamind vs The Doom Syndicate will/would be hilarious.

Now that you mention it, who would win between Tighten and Syndrome (with prep)?

Bring me Diddy, Drake, and Epstein!

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that was just an extended episode for a cartoon, don't really get why people treat it like an actual movie when it's quite obviously not

it's a new DEMON of DARKNESS BEHIND EVERY CONCEPT

who was HIDDEN FROM US until this very moment, because he was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED in the DARK DIMENSION of SKULLS and GORE

... for the umpteenth time now

from the EVIL MULTIVERSE WHERE HOPE GOES TO DIE

SICK and TWISTED, GRIM DARKNESS in EVERY FOLD OF MATTER

and he AWAKENED EVERY DARKNESS and EVIL in his ENTIRE MULTIVERSE

THE COSMIC DARKNESS THREATENS TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE

SOON ALL THE WORLDS IN CREATION WILL KNOW.... DARKNESS!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=NK7Qcab9454

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Ahh hell naww, this poster is a Diddy ahh Epstein ahh Drake ahh blud fr fr ts is cursed bruh bruh fr fr:skull:

is this a "kiss of death" joke

Reminder that when capeshit and Japanese capeshit say they're 11d they're lying

Depends on the stat gap. They both have weaknesses that either could hypothetically exploit (Tighten's irritability, Syndrome's showboating, and their mutual foolhardiness), it can sway either way very easily if one of them is definitively the stronger one. Tighten should have better speed/mobility no matter what, and Syndrome is obviously smarter, but neither benefit would be too helpful if only one can kill the other.

To be fair, no one would've acted the way they did if Doom Syndicate and the adjacent cartoon weren't completely shit.

I'd give it to Tighten. I don't think Syndrome has a way of actually putting him down and Tighten could punk him with eye beams. In fact, that might bypass the zero point energy since they could move their eyes while ensnared by it so he could probably eye beam in half while he was boasting thinking he's got him.

now on the other hand when a science nerd who has a paper saying he's a doctor says you're 11d then they're telling the truth

She would be defeated by Tooru

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Only useful as a suicide bomber in fe11

Ok in Fe12

Atleast she's good in the Kaga games...

can anything on earth destroy a dragon?

Doubt a nuke could kill her.

Kyle, kyle. Tell me, do you think you can beat Simon the Digger in a battle to the death? I heard his mecha has a lot of power

WoU can literally just do made up bullshit to kill you like leaves cutting off your hands if it needed
Tohru would have to shut off WoU itself or 'bypass' it
I hate this stupid faggot so much
It almost makes me sad that he will probably be on the show against the gay faggot SCP but at the very least he'll kill off something even somehow more lame than he is

OH YES!
HE'S GONNA GET
THE ASS VOID

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All this alternate universe pop sci shit that people bastardize aren't alternate universes, they are alt timelines. The 5-11d structures are more time based than axis based and blowing up all the alternate timeline "Multiverses" simultaneously would put you at universal scaling and not being able to do so would put you at massively sub-universal.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

Does Yoko have a good matchup?

Quiet metal gear?

Yoko stomps Quiet.

she's a sniper isn't she?

Yeah but Tohru is Island level mininum as a dragon.

Anywho, i guess she can get annoyed to the point she just teleports Kobayashi to some other world, then do a surface wiping flame breath massacre AOE

and its magic so i dunno if jojo will have a good reasoning to say that magic does not violate "logic" itself

and? you asked for fucking matchups fag

Composite Asuka evangelion too

Probably not,her "playing" with Kanna and the Elma fight makes me believe that Tohru would be capable of just tanking about anything that WoU would be able to create with his flow of calamity regardless of range

Just because his calamity stuff is able to hurt basic ass humans doesn't mean it would seriously damage her

Wonder of U's primary ability allows it to manipulate a "natural law of calamity," which is a form of negative energy independent from the Stand.[14]

eh, Fafnir collects these things.
Tohru's omurice level.

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I remember that got brought up the Tooru vs 96 cast but I thought was a bit silly because stands already are magic things that violate the laws of physics and they don't get a free pass. You have to be able to step directly around fate, or whatever dumbass way it's described.
If she tried teleporting him her magic would probably fuck up, or something would interrupt her spell, or it would backfire and she'd teleport half of herself.

Yoko vs madoka who wins

kobayashi is her mistress / wife

Seconded
Here's your P4 Death Battle rep btw

Pick better matchups, fag.

Yes.

Just watched the previews. It's not looking good for Simon, holy guacamole

eh other character previews have gave off similar impressions before and still won

I truly think only Sonic can take TTGL down(as seen in the latest dcxsonic issue with Reverse Flash with Sonic trauma mind breaking a guy whos power is a lovecraftian ability of infinite motion and time manipulation by being a pokemon sized version of a eldritch abomination that makes up how fast and how immesurable he goes compated to the former), they basically operate on the same principles and concepts only Sonics makes it silly and fun to revel in being a op hero who breaks the concept of his own power and capability with speed and being cool.

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Yes, Sonic solos fiction. We've been over this.

No, most TTGL matchups are ass if you include their Tengen Toppa Gunmen

GIGAAAAA DRILLLLLLLL
BREAAAKAAAAAAAAAA

They said it was gonna be a long episode so I assume they were holding off on Simon until the actual show, and that's when they begin the dimensional autism

Kyle when he has to face someone with a stronger will, energy drain, and multiverse sized mech

“WTF man, I’m gonna get low diffed…!”

chat is this true? Bro probably loves baby oil and a gooner ahh blud

Hopefully the fight is good enough to make up for all that.

All string theory says is that one dimensional strings can move around and vibrate in 11 higher dimensions. The 1D strings obviously don't physically occupy 11 dimensions if they're just one dimensional objects. Human beings are 3D objects that can move around in four different dimensional axes (3 spatial and 1 temporal) but that doesn't make us 4D things just because we can move forward on an additional fourth dimension's time axis since we're still 3D things that don't physically occupy four dimensions.

For this same reason, 3D humans wouldn't suddenly become 11D if string theory was proven valid tomorrow because this doesn't mean we now occupy 11 dimensional space in the same way 3D objects don't occupy 4D space just because they can move in a temporal dimension.

Powerscalers confuse being able to move around in extra dimensions with actually physically occupying extra spatial dimensions. These two different scenarios are mutually exclusive and shouldn't be conflated with one another.

The only possible way extra dimensions could increase your strength is by the extra mass you’d gain from existing in more space (even though you’d have infinite volume your mass wouldn’t be infinite because mass is a scalar quantity).

Extra dimensions according to string theory, would all be microscopic in scale, meaning the greatest amount of mass you could possibly gain from extra dimensions is so minuscule that I don’t think there’s any instrument in existence that could possibly measure it.

You're trying to understand this topic under normal logic. You have to use death battle wank logic where Kratos's cookbook scaling statements are valid.

Mario scales to string theory

GOW scales to platonic forms

Sonic scales to jungian archetypes

DBZ scales to buddhist theology

SMT scales to esoteric hermeticism

Sonic has to rely on hax instead of AP
Flash's hax wouldn't work on Simon so neither would Sonic's even if you scaled the latter above the former

Dr Doom takes him out

Simon can scale to higher narrative layers if you really want to wank him so he doesn't depend on dimensional scaling entirely. He'll still be OP without it in death battle wank rules.

what does this mean for DC and TTGL respectively?

Extra dimensions according to string theory, would all be microscopic in scale

Aw you fucked up here. String theory extra dimensions are compactified and can actually be much larger when 'unfurled'

nothing because neither of those settings have any actual idea what the shit they're talking about other than just 'infinite multiverse' (which DC isn't, anyway)

Imagine swan trying to understand string theory

i sadly think they'll try and fail to understand string theory in the episode during simon's analysis and then because swan is both biased and a midwit, they will somehow conclude he loses because of it

he's just writing the script. he's not in charge of research these days. string theory is ingrained into TTGL's DNA so it's crucial to understand

From what I've seen at best those dimensions could be millimeters in length, enough for human observation but nothing that big on a macroscopic level.
The extra dimensions are normally so miniscule even if you uncurled them to increase their size by several magnitudes, they wouldn't be that big since they started off from scale that was originally so tiny I suppose.

She's hotter in her dragon form doe

Sonic has the ability to tap into any power source on a whim to multiply is fueled abilities along with having basically toon force self omnipotent speed power. I don't see the Flash or Simon matching that. He's so fast, he might be able to just copy spiral power or the speed force by instinct and even then his speed alone can just become enough to adapt becoming just those two powers but sonic speed because hes that guy

Just another eggman wannabe but with uglier cosplay to him

oh god those faces

The difference between GOW and composite fiction is larger than the Mahlo cardinal. Kratos is just that powerful.

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I wonder how Sonic would fare in the Fate universe

SCHOLARtos discovered his own cardinal called the KINGtos cardinal which is more inaccessible than any other inaccessible cardinals btw

Simon can scale to higher narrative layers if you really want to wank him so he doesn't depend on dimensional scaling entirely.

He does not otherwise he'd be god and beyond even the human experiences of death and loss and growth. Plus he's not got power over his own company or anime as a media like Bobobo or Superman so he less a self contained fiction thay has narrative control in his own universe_reality not outside like hes not poping up in one piece for example.

Batman runs DC not Superman

Drive Gil insane and jealous with how sassy and overly powerful he is.

Superman is the DC universal face of the company and the ur example of the modern fictional fantasy hero for comics and cartoons(alongside Popeye). Batman is just the money maker.

powerscalers ruined paleontology

How long until they start driving actual physicists and mathematicians insane?
youtube.com/watch?v=-hU4AqW_hsY

otherwise he'd be god and beyond even the human experiences of death and loss and growth

Isn't the whole point of the ending that he literally does become that? It's why he steps down, doesn't revive Nia and lives as a poorfag because he doesn't want to be god

Batman is just the money maker.

So Batman runs DC and Superman is at best a figurehead

How long until they start driving actual physicists and mathematicians insane?

They already do. The tiering system is incomprehensible nonsense to them

powerscalers invade your niche hobby community

pajeet infestion

Sounds about right

How many layers into autismversal is this

How long until they start driving actual physicists and mathematicians insane?

The fact that VSBW's pages pop up among the first google search results when you want to find info on alephs and cardinals is already proof of this.

My stories are all like this (i'm DC comics)

This is one of my favorite panels in the manga

kylejeets...

didn't he look after Simon after his parents died?

DC has stories that literally form the infinite multiverse and are beyond reality and scale they literally deemed beyond conceptual within the cosmology, this probably refers to the Looney Tunes verse. Plus the realm of gods trancend reality also and every god myth is its own setting that joins us with dc universe and shows that pantheon who are basically stories and ideas that manifest as magical constructs make their own infinite power system which can be outerversal or planetary, and superheroes scale if not outreach that as beings being material beings yet have relativity of literally equals and sometimes superior to fiction beyond reality and infinite imagination.

Tldr, DC > TTGL because their characters are made to best imaginary reality/fictional deleting beings better than the anime mecha ripoff

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What the fuck is happening in the panel to the right of "BRO!"?

Peh excuses, I thought ttgl didn't care about what is or isn't possible even without being a god.

Spaceballs: The Show has Yogurt use The Schwartz to transcend a reality that sees the infinite dimensional world of Spaceballs as fiction in order to meet his real creators to sell more merchandise

Master Yogurt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TTGL

Only TRUE CHADS love both forms equally

SHARTos

The King of Fools comes back to receive his daily mockery and raping once again!

Kyle's energy isn't finite and neither is DC since it has a finite number of beings powering Kyle

I think that's the hotspring episode

Powerscaling real life animals like fictional characters is inherently autistic and millions of people do this

homosexual fantasies

Asura would never say that, he's straight unlike you

Master Yogurt

Pathetic.

Holy trips of truth

I kneel...

Powerscaling real life CHADnimals is inherently based and millions of people do this since CHADnimals solo fiction by being real.

Have you watched Episode 6? The hot springs episode? Basically it's the part where Kamina tells the Beastman that he'll get out of Gurren if it they remove the mosaic filter they placed on Yoko and the other girls. Then after they realized it was a trick, Yoko calls him a dumbass and Kamina just says in that panel that he just wanted to see some titties

I don't reallt care about philosophy, physics or maths outside of being a stats sheet to wank my character

Semi-related, imagine a hypothetical scenario where DC and Trigger collab to make a Gurren Lagann/Green Lantern crossover. Could be a comic miniseries, could be a manga, could be an anime film of dubious canonicity, whatever. Now imagine at the end, one ring from each of the seven main corps is given to a member of Team Dai-Gurren, and STTGL gets a White Lantern Ring as a result of that. Who gets what ring? Here's what I'm thinking:

- Green: Simon
- Yellow: Leeron
- Violet: Dayakka
- Red: Viral
- Blue: Nia
- Orange: Lordgenome
- Indigo: Yoko

Bonus points if Kamina temporarily manifests as a White Lantern inside the mecha before going back to the afterlife

clean up your writing, this is embarrassing to read
they do teach english in india, right? show this to your professor and try again

all this head canon

yet he struggles with fat and obese human men that use prep time and abstract adaptability or science with their less than average intelligence to win against gods and freaks like Sonic/Bowser and become some what wealthy, aka Mario Parties and Karting and Eggman literally has unlimited of money and his own ai daughter.

T. rex jobs to Edmontosaurus

gets preyed on by literal herbivore players in Dino slop simulators

OHNONONONONONONO REXBROS

posting bad grammar with bad grammar on a hentai board

Go kys

You need to be 18 or older to post on this site.

actually, CHADnimals scale to the Platonic realm. When you powerscale "lion", are you talking about a specific, individual lion? No, therefore, you must be talking about the Platonic idea of a lion.

No, you to be 28 to post on here and not be a virgin.

I love how that episode ended with Viral popping up out of butt fucking nowhere to kick Kamina's ass and the first god damn thing he tells Team Gurren to do is

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Viral acting like a prick while also being honorable was pleasant to see

That lion is aslan btw

Jurassic Park and its consequences has been a disaster for paleontology. I used to watch Goji Center who made “scientific” videos about dinosaurs and other shit, until I realized this guy has no idea what he’s talking about and is just using cool effects and high budget to trick his underage audience. Now we have retards who think T. Rex was a walking hydraulic press and can one shot anything with its bite. Same goes for any retard that wanks Jurassic Park dinos into being building buster or whatever the fuck. I remember seeing some video years ago of a dumbass trying to argue that Rexy beats 2005 Kong.

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I genuinely can't remember T. rex not jobbing in any media

the first time newfags got GAPED by anjanath in monster hunter world

Chapter 30 of the manga has naked pre-timeskip Yoko titties

Eggman and Mario are geniuses compared to Sonic and Bowser

Nice.

tranime

tranga

TRAN Piss

TRANgon Ball

One TRANS man

Spinosaurus fraudchecked the T Rex in JP3.

Anime and manga won. Cope comic fag.

CHADnimals > Comics and Manga

Why do capeslopnigs keep thinking about trannies so much?

No lies detected.

I would agree with you but Kratos vs Asura was like this and Kratos won.

...the sales losing competition.

Anime-watching women are BUILT for CapeMEN!!

More like capesissies considering how many of them got raped/cucked etc.

True.

CHADnimals

They job to real humans though.

CapeMEN

DO those even exist? The only people buying capeshit nowadays are collectors

needs guns and weapons to kill a CHADnimal

HOLY FUARK KRATOS WITH A NUKE IS MOUNTAIN LEVEL NOW

Trve nvk.

Dinosaurs are WEAK.

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Morning status?

It's 12 AM in bharat saar

Good.

it is midday saaaaaar
we are now cooking tandoori chicken on the naan on cow dung while drinking ganges river water saaaaaar

Capeshit-reading women aren't real women.

Dinosaurs are W-*ACK*

Poor little mousecels still job to owls who are dinochads tho

I did not descend from mice. I can promise you that

All mammals descend from treeshrews that got mogged by dinoGODS so hard they don't even have color vision to this day because of the millions of years they spent cowering during the day. This is canon btw

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_bottleneck

bears are descended from mousecels that got mogged by dinosaurs

BEARXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinos are cool.
Birds aren't.
Maybe if we had some rad birds like phoenixes I would believe they were dinosaurs descendants.

Jurassic park 3

Wrong, idiot. I wuz vikings.

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vikings

Alfred the Great victim.

I don't think you want to slander DinoKINGS when talking about Marlelshitters

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BOUNDLESS BEAST

Oh shut up bitch. You could not have picked a worse example

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Who the fuck is that down to the left

I have jobbed endlessly for the last 65 million years...

I believe his name is Tony Cox

All big monsters and herald tiers are bitches to street tiers.

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When are we getting a huge boobs DB?

Heh, those mammalcels need to learn their pla-ACK!

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Never because the death battle research team is full of gays and pedos

makes all dinos get extinct

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gives you diabetes

Dinochads won that fight btw

dino meat is so abundant mammals can afford to overindulge... if that ain't dominance I don't know what is

prehistorybros where did we go wrong? we were kings!

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Fossil Fighters

My dick vs the girl

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This is all that remains of the mighty dinosaur line

Literal FOOD for niggers.

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Halpedo...

Who's this?

Who would win, the largest reptiles to ever roam the earth, or one space rock?

Actually the indian traps killed the dinosaurs

I was there. It was those fucking dwarves

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I activate my trap card... KE EXTINCTION! All your dinosaurs are sent to the shadow realm.

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don't VSBW have them as the strongest physical finite multiversal characters?

Can my iguana stay?

Kratos caused the extinction of the dinosaurs by sharting really loudly

Got ignored

Ultimate jobber, here's a pity (you)

I hope Simon wins so we can get Superman vs Simon next season.

doomwankers are jeets

KEKAROO

You just need to stop whining and consoom SLAYAH parryslop saar

Do jeets really?

You know what? That's actually a good argument for Kyle winning. They know Simon vs another DC herald higher up on the scale will become the next hotly requested match so unless they want to bring Simon back they're going to let him die to end the requests.

86% positive on Steam

What is it about modern Doom that causes such seethe from a very loud minority?

that opening sequence made me feel like I was having a nightmare

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Maybe Swan really likes TTGL and wants to have another math with Simon?

Simon has pretty much no other good DC matchups than Supes and Supes is probably fighting Sentry if he ever comes back

Demand for Simon vs Superman will skyrocket after Kyle dies. Fans want to see how far Simon can go.

jobs to skyrim

Yeah...No

Demand for Gurren Lagann is about to skyrocket, like the good ol days after 9/11

Literally what do Supes and Simon have in common other than both being vaguely stupidly OP?

What?

Exemplars of the human spirit whose power could doom the world. Matches have been held with thinner themes.

this game has less steam players than one of the most popular games ever!111!!

Woah, next you'll say it also has less players than Minecraft and Fortnite.

This would kill Kratos btw

This would make Kratos die of laughter btw

Skyrim did come out what, 14 years ago?

what is this World of Warcraft shit?

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More successful than Eternal, btw.

What Marvel movie is this

Nice ass

OG Bakugan

When does the fight air? Tomorrow?

Sunday, probably. They did release Shigaraki vs Mahito a day early that one time, so who knows?

Sunday.

It seems like Superman is going to fight Sentry next season.

What gears of war game is this

This video's a goddamned mess. I love it

You want ketchup for your ass?

Ancient Egyptian remedy.

There will be ketchup on Ash's ass after the slavedrivers finish whipping him. Build the pyramid!

They had tomatoes back then? Maybe Graham Hancock is right

Can't Yugi time travel?

lol lmao xD even

He (Atem) can return from the afterlife at least if I recall from the movie.

the most dangerous life forms on this planet btw

OH N-

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Sanitizer

When the fucking bottle says 99.9% of bacteria

Literal jobber cleanup

Could not have gotten better digits

FUARKKKKKKKKK!!!

0.01% of bacteria

MY FUARKING BOUNDLESS HEROES!!!

Objectively speaking, most characters who defeat other characters don't destroy 100% of the particles that make up their bodies. Look it the fuck up

CHADacteria-dono......I kneel.

HumanKEKS.....

Most characters

The 0.01% BEAST slips through again

F-F-F-FFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I have no argument against this

no but Yusei can lol

So this is weird, but according to Hellblazer 243 and 244, the Presence can't see into Hell. Or more specifically, humans can put seals on rooms so that God/Presence is unable to see into them, but this makes it closer to "the other place."
No doubt this is likely contradictory to other DC/Vertigo media, but I just wanted to share.

Omnipotencebros...?

WEAKmanity bros... how do we keep jobbing to CHADcroorganisms?

Erm doombros.. how is John capable of killing a opponent with just one blow?

It really does look like Gears of War kek

Why does he look like that? You know what I mean. Like THAT

toonforce

Must they put him in his place?

Pride month ass shit

Well, June is one week and one day away, so

Crticbro how are we even supposed to compete with this peak human performance?

Popeye would never let this level of tomfoolery happen to him.

Is this really the invincible High Omnivastoundless "scales to muh public domain spoopy tentacle kaiju" juggernaut I was promised?

Wait until you see "Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 300: Popeye games"

I came across a comment that said Kyle could use his ring to copy the probability altering missiles to counter against them/use them on Simon.
I don't know enough bout Kyle, uuhhh is that remotely true?

Has he ever altered probability from 0% to 100% at that scale? Then probably not

Powerscalers are so powerful they transcend fiction and time by ruining the actual historical past (and also reality itself by ruining Physics and Theology/Philosophy)

Holy FUARK, shippingsisters how do we even beat these TRANSCENDANT BOUNDLESS POWERSCALING BEASTS

ENTERRRRRRRRRRRR

Who?

Hate these journalists who conflate their opinion with fact and think people with different opinions are wrong.

If he’s able to alter the concept of a plank length into billion light years, he can alter probability.

denial
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance <-- we're finally here.

Besides Strange who else would be a good match up for him?

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She who solos Kratos

Those are not the same thing at all anon. I might as well claim Simon's spiral power can surpass the Source as well.

Who?

For one thing he could only do that under specific circumstances in a place that allowed that. The other is that stretching a length of measurement of low scale relative to himself uncontested is not the same of trying to alter a conceptual probability that, even if he could try to alter (he can't) would not only be magnitudes beyond his usual wheelhouse in scale but also actively contested against him. He'd also need to do this with an absurd amount simultaneously so his concentration would go to shit and lose either way

You don’t think it’s possible for Kyle to just alter the length of space around him so the missiles never actually hit. Sure they will eventually hit Kyle, but he could alter space to the point where it takes years for the missiles to hit him. As far as I’m aware Simons missiles only bypass time and conventional durability, not space. Unless Im wrong.

He'd also need to prove he can literally turn impossibility (0%) into possibility (100%) instead of just influencing probability a little which is a fucking kooky ability when you think about it.

That wouldn't work. First, even if it did there'd be missiles across past future and present planck time and secondly, there's a 100% chance to hit. Not an arbitrarily high percentage or some "speed" it reaches. It's guaranteed, and it can only be contested with an equal level of probability manipulation.

Most fictional mages don't get as wide a kit as Fate and Strange, so no one really makes for good opponents.

Simonfags immediately going on the defensive because there’s a creative solution to probability missiles being neg’d now.

Kyle is creative and that’s a creative strategy. So it fits in line with his character.

We already accepted in from the onset, we're kinda used to Death Battle doing the single stupidest interpretation.

Below Average Human AP, Durability, Speed, Intelligence

Vulnerability to Spatial Manip

Vulnerability to Time Manip

Vulnerability to Matter Manip

Vulnerability to Energy Manip

Vulnerability to Concept Manip

Strict abidance to dual systems

Strict abidance to monadist systems

Strict abidance to plural systems

No good statements

No good showings

Yup. FUCK this trash ass character.

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Simon, even if you buy into the translation cope, is actively bending and creating space (most likely, universes) to do shit with TTGL. SGGL is also warping space to travel and I think we see much of the same when it send its attacks through time. At best, you get a tug of war.

Show Kyle altering physical constants outside of a place where the laws of physics had totally broken down.

IT'S UP!

What is?

I did an in-depth read of Dragonmaid and all its spinoff material a long time ago just to see what all the series’ feats were
I think the best feats out of all of them were Tohru saying in the PS4 game a fight-to-the-death would destroy 1/4 of the planet’s mass, and some lightspeed stuff. Some country-smashing stuff from the spinoffs.
Their best abilities are mostly hax

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Divayth Fyr

I... I can't!

Sure. But probability relies on the outcome actually happening it relies on time. Or probability isn’t really a concept that applies here. All actions (in a physical sense) rely on the existence of space to exist. The missiles are still bound by the concept of space.

No, once they reach TTGL they are explicitly beyond space, dimensions and time.

it's real

Check youtube

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Mind you, I’m not saying anything of this can or will happen in the fight. But it is plausible imo.

Well give me a link

They posted it

Simon won

Kylesisters?

I miss the old DB waiting periods. Waiting an entire month for fights is exhausting.

What they should do is not announce the next fight at the end of the episode and instead announce it after a week. That would let discussion of the episode to have more room to breathe and not be mixed in with Next Time stuff.

That’s retarded.

I'm not falling for that shit

It's not even up. You got me though.

How funny you can’t post a video to back it up
Just like most simon “feats”

I think they should tease the characters not outright reveal them. Do like riddles or something.

Hell yeah DChad. Let's post Kyle's feats

Then the following week or 2 start the character analysis preview stuff.

Well they need to do something with the dead week.

FUAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK

These POWERFUL feats will truly shake my entire BUILDING....

Oblivionsisters...

I mean, not really. Every place, even here, handles the “dead week” just fine by either talking about the previous or upcoming MU. No need to be quirky

Well give it time, mods have a much stronger foothold in Skyrim for the time being.

OUTERVERSES... SO FRAGILE, TOO EASY TO DESTROY....

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CAPEWANK

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY ARE THESE HALF-CENTURY OLD CHARACTERS WRITTEN TO BE STRONG SO STRONG BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yup.

the point is

WoU has no way to kill her

Why are you crying?

I said this.

Solos One Piece, MHA, HxH, Black Clover, JJK, Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man

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WoU negs durability entirely. If she flies while pursing Tooru and a piece of paper smacks onto her face, it’ll cave her skull in.

Why are you crying saar?

Jeetspeak. Yup yup.

Are you having a stroke? Guys, I think anon's having a stroke

I dunno what most of you are on about. This is just Ben v Hal 2.0 I guarantee you.

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I guess
Funnier power of hers I found that she uses less is the power to make people think she's an npc. Like she can walk into a factory of people and instead of being invisible everyone looks at her and goes "oh it's Mike!" "oh it's Josh!" like those memory parasites in the Rick and Morty show
didn't know why but that was funny to me. In a Death Battle would be weird, if your opponent now thinks you're their best friend of 7 years

No, no, yes, no, no, maybe, no.

JEETJEETJEET

Mindbroken by the DC universe mogging attack (let alone everything else)

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prove that wou can make island level paper

Ben Vs Hal was only a big hoopla because of

The analysis

The animation

The ending

The characterization

The only way Simon Vs Kyle is in any way similar to BvH is if Kyle randomly becomes feral, dives into the Source Wall, pulls the Source itself out, and uses it as a flamethrower to turn the entire TTGL universe into miniature Simon’s before summoning a giant white boot to crush it, and then in the analysis they just say “Life Equation GG”.

A-Are you having a stroke saar?

No, I don't want a diagnostic check up on my Windows computer.
NEXT.

That is quite literally the opposite of what was said. Do you not know what durability negation is? He doesn’t make things stronger, he makes people weaker to the point where a minor fall tears off your entire arm. Tohru chasing after Tooru just leaves her open to smack into a pane of glass being moved and that just turning her into red mist. Not saying that she can’t kill him but obviously it’s dangerous for her.

I haven’t touched or seriously debated a versus match since 2016, and I haven’t posted on this sight in like 3 years. And I can’t believe this is what made come back to this shithole of a site. I’m not even a Kyle Rayner or general Green Lantern fan, but Simonthroaters were just that insufferable.

Well I guess after this fight it’s back to touching grass for me. Simonlosers can either keep throating or weep on this dry ass board after the fight. Idc. But holy fuck, are you guys insufferable.

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long wait, but this is precisely what I meant.
Being "11d" is not something you can visualize.

You underestimate the underlying tension and seethe. Spend some time looking through pro-Simon reddit posts on the death battle reddit and youtube predictions comment sections. They're absolutely ready to go nuclear.

his feats consist of getting slapped around

kek he did literally win a beating

There's pretty much no way to make it on par with Ben vs Hal unless they say even Green Lantern Kyle beats STTGL. And even that wouldn't really be enough because the very nature of the fight means that Simon or Kyle are going to inevitably die from their big drill clash.

Hal just should have killed Alien X

Post kyle performing 10^68+ (lowball) simultaneous large planetary attacks

well then smartass
post wou making a island level foe wesker than paper

They need time to port the sex mods

you already got BTFO on reddit. Imagine reposting in attempt to recover.

EMBARASSING~!

marvel writers mean "galaxy" when they write "dimension"

I... I... *Sniff* I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T!

go browse reddit like I do bro

Lol

I did open up the death battle subreddit just for you and the first post I saw was a bunch of extremely passive aggressive Kylebros seething about Simon
Apparently a Kylebro redditor was caught a few threads ago too

Okay lol. Kira Yoshikage was capable of surviving his own attack which could cause an earthquake powerful enough to be felt on the other side of Moiroh, and if I remember correctly the people he used it on survived it too. Later on, Josuke, who’s literally half Kira, fought WoU and was able to be harmed by minor attacks that bypassed his durability entirely.

got BTFO on reddit.

Uhm, Kylebro?

Kyledditor is here

Lmao

OH NO NO NONONONONO

he went to reddit

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I want to see them scale Tohru to Multiversal Lucoa
they shouldn't but that's just my fanservice fantasy lmao

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Post Simon scaling to High Outerversal characters.

Josuke doesnt even have the same stand anymore

anywho prove earthquake cpuld be felt on the moon

I won’t say that there isn’t going to be seethe if Simon wins, I’m saying that it’s not going to be Ben Vs Hal tier unless Kyle just chops the TTGL verse into coke powder and sniffs it.
Not even base form Kyle being able to nodiff the Gurren would cause BvH level anger.

Arceus vs Simon the Digger.

Who wins?

you absolute fucking retard

Peter Griffin vs Simon the Digger.

Who wins?

F... FU-FUCK!! MY CHARACTER CAN'T COMPETE!!

"This is worse than that time I banged that redheaded girl in front of that bush"

The sex mods are always the first thing that gets made.

Arceus, it's true self is far above even Simon and is on par with the absolute highest of DC bullshit. Gods and divine beings.

I kneel...

What kind of babble are you even spouting.

Post an example of a character with a high durability having their defenses negated by WoU

“Here’s Josuke who outright has half of the body of someone that could survive explosions strong enough to cause earthquakes over an entire island being dura negged by WoU”

UHHHHHH THAT DOESN’T COUNT KIRA AND JOSUKE HAVE DIFFERENT STANDS

Today, I will remind them.

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Simon would absolutely wreck the avatar of Arceus though, that being the one you can catch in a pokeball.

Comics go out of their way to show that even with Kyle at his best, he never actually does anything and gets bodied all the time

DB gives him every power of every DC character ever and acts like he is untouchable

Do people not see the problem with this?

Simon curbstomps him

Arceus jobs to Aslan

...in the cuck competition

It's canon in the games that the Arceus you catch is but a fraction of a fraction of it's power. Its an avatar that returns to itself at some point later.

Minor attacks that bypasses...human level durability

Holy fuark....

Seems like Kyle not knowing all of Hal's powers is canon anyway

You supposed to weren't this post...

Humans can survive explosions strong enough to cause earthquakes?

Arceus in canon jobs to human penis. Simon wins this.

Doomguy not in the image

Even SuperBITCH knows he can't stop his anus from being RIPPED and TORN.

so you cant post it?

So we agree Hal would have won, right? Or at least have better arguments

in canon

*scrapped concept stories based on basic Eastern mythos

Peter. Quite easily. And I wish I was joking.
He once had Deaths powers. Who can literally kill anything.
Toon Force
Can channel Superman’s powers.
Has the ability to spontaneously regen from Death.
Hell he can win via plot manipulation with a cutaway gag.

If they thought Hal would have won, they would have gone with him.

Blind-anon, open your eyes. He's there.

Below Average Human AP, Durability, Speed, Intelligence

Vulnerability to Spatial Manip

Vulnerability to Time Manip

Vulnerability to Matter Manip

Vulnerability to Energy Manip

Vulnerability to Concept Manip

Strict abidance to dual systems

Strict abidance to monadist systems

Strict abidance to plural systems

No good statements

No good showings

Weakness to plantlife

Weakness to cats

Weakness to air

Weakness to the color yellow

Yup.

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Holy fuark, Dragonmaid GAPES gurren lagann

Not really, Kyle vs Simon has the whole legacy thing. Thematic wise itskkke….. 8 years old?

Simon was still only 14 when he was doing shit like this btw

Once they make Simon lose

who will they have fight Featherine?

simon tries to kick in and his kamina mech breaks its foot like he kicked a bowling ball

He also has way stronger "super" forms

Would be funny if DB had Hal somehow become the Spectre against Ben

Simon was still only 14 when he was doing shit like this btw

KEKYPOOOOOOOOO

the kylejeet woke up

Here’s mister Rock literally talking about the earthquake Kira caused with SHA.

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yeah he's not getting time travel. logically speaking, giving him that power would go against the story

Simonsisters...

Spectre cruelly and ironically tortures Ben and the two space gods in Xs head for a gorillion years for being immoral morons

Fund it.

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what was Kira's stand's ability again?

Considering how DC universes are literally planet level Simon could literally take a piss on it and it would dissipate like it was made of dust.

Simon WORSHIPS his BVLL btw

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She's a literally who. She would never be on DB.

Every green lantern out of NOWHERE

DC Earth tanked several Supermans attacking it
DC Earth also soloes Simon

I feel a running gag coming on.

Death Battle pits absurdly powerful and beloved character against a Lantern.

Lantern always wins.

salty communities keep engagement going

rinse and repeat.

YIKES
Cucky Simon bros???

Humiliated and impregnated by Lucifer like he did the Jap pantheon

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And here’s the page before where it’s stated to be strong enough to cause a tsunami.
Explosions.

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He's right you know.

files.catbox.moe/woeh1p.mp4 (actual clip of the show btw)
Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Kyle did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kyle decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kyle's fist
Kyle: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kyle Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and My master!"
Kyle: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kyle punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to Kyle-Aniki giving him his approval)

Running gag

Have only had two Lanterns on the show

Literally don’t even know the winner of one of their fights yet

You can just say you don’t want Simon to lose.

let's test something out real quick. here scammy scammy scammy

Simon >>>> DCverse

You'll see on Sunday

It’s just a fact that canonically Nia only ever pretends to like Simon when he's cosplaying as Kamina and being Kamina's asskisser. Simon's never met a single girl who would pick him over Kamina.
That's why she's sucking Kamina's cock in hell right now. Just like with Yoko she much prefers Kamina-Sama to Kamina's cuck slave simon

where does it say moon
and it says right there it was made thru hax not ap

God I fucking love how hot Kyle's GF is in these issues while rubbing all over Hal's Jordan. Dressing up in lingerie when she never does that for Kyle

samefaggin THIS hard

Man you're desperate

This literally happened is what's hilarious
Simon worships his BULL

Kek, kyle is such a cuck.

Yep, why are kylejeets like this?

That is literally Kyle though.

Looool

I wonder if they'll delete his posts in time for this thread to be usable for another 100 posts or so.

He took the bait.

BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”

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Discussion is pretty chill

At the same time, almost every day, the same faggot starts posting cuckshit

Why does he think it's funny or gets a rise out of people? Its just old hat.

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Be real with me, are you retarded?

This is how Simon LITERALLY is tho

Apparently their discord is been pushing for this chick to fight Frieren

WHUHH--? HAL and MY girlfriend...?! YIP YIP YIPPAROO!!!!

Quick, Simon-aniki! Just WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE not joining a DP session with big bro Hal while I watch!

In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night, heed my cuckoldry....please fuck my wife!

it's not funny it's literally canon
and a canon weakness of simon's that makes him lose all spiral power because he stops worshipping Kamina for just 1 day
don't ignore your own series

Kekkarooooo

ngl its also a good MU.

Tiki does outscale the frierenverse from what i can tell, but perhaps haxes are what give Frieren the w

"LEERON-SAMA?! YOU'RE SAYING YOU'LL BE THE ONLY WOMAN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME FOR MY BVLL KAMINA-ANIKI?? OH HAPPY DAYS!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO"

Hero of the West
"hero" of shonenshit

Jade fucking another man...? Oh man, oh boy, that's one for the memory banks....WAIT NO SONAR DON'T GAPE MEEEEEEEEEE

I get it both Super Long-lived beings that saw all their friend die via old age. But Tiki's "gap" on seeing her friends die is much bigger then frieren

I can't wait for the fallout on Sunday.

Oi, Simon, chinkasu, get over here and keep licking my sandals clean while I fuck Yoko. You gotta tell me how I'm so much cooler than you while I fuck your girl, or I'll beat the shit out of you like the footstool fag you are, you little midget toad-bitch.
*cocky grin*
but I believe in you (to be my slave who builds a golden statue worshipping me along with all my thousands of simp worshippers), hnyeh hnyeh. Now get to it cuck

What time do they usually upload the episodes?

Reminder that no one in DC masturbates

The only way it potentially reaches BVH is if Full Power Life Equation loses to Simon essentially insinuating Gurren Lagann>>>>DC's entire cosmology.

1 on sunday

That's not spiderman?

Sunday, 10 AM PST

None of them said any of these things actually.

ENOUGH

I, the Kratos slayer, will be the one to destroy the DC universe

Simon saying “who the hell do you think I am” or “row row fight da power!!!” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Simon seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Simon telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Kamina’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
Chaddy Kyle walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Simon is a manlet
Simon acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chaddy Kyle because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy Kyle punches him once and breaks Simon’s nose, Simon is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Simon didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Simon?
Kyle picks Simon’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Yoko and Nia hang off Kyle’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him to the corps, he accepts
Kamina (Simon’s “big bro” for that is what he must call him or else) strolls over and tells Simon to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Simon is cool. Then punches Simon and farts in his face. Simon laughs with him as Kamina saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Simon gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
“Mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens!”

Here's him trying to deal with about 1300 nukes...That's close right?

You're misunderstanding the attack, first here's a description of the attack

Here's what the Mega-Vortex Maelstrom Cannon does

"[Possible space-time simultaneous firing][Special Move / Episode 26] A Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann's "Mega-Vortex Cannon" and "Maelstrom Cannon" is an all-gun attack that fires probability fluctuation bullets. Artor an immeasurable number of enemies in every space-time and dimensions from the near past to the near future."

Second the Ashtanga were manipulating space and probability through a Random Schrodinger Warp to alter the time perception and that allowed them to shift across the time axis (time travel, basically). This isn't an official source but I think it's a better explanation.

It is an ability that corresponds to the spiral recognition transfer system by anti-spiral . It is moving around within the time axis according to multidimensional probability fluctuation control. To put it simply, it is moving space and adjusting the time axis to move time to the past or future. It can be organized through time manipulation and instantaneous movement . In the worldview of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, the space-time axis is manipulated by multidimensional probability fluctuations, and this can be used to shake the time axis among the space-time axes so that the opponent does not recognize it.

en.namu.wiki/w/랜덤 슈뢰딩거 워프

He didn't say this either.

On the other hand, the super spiral tracking system draws a trace of the warped equator, that is, a map that can be followed by coordinates in the instrument panel. If the super-spiral search system is the police, the random Schrödinger warp is replaced by having a thief-like relationship that corresponds to the criminal. Although the time axis is marked as a probability and depends on the probability, it seems that finiteness exists for the movement of the time axis, considering that it is all caught in the search for the super galaxy Gurren Lagann . It is weak to see it as a complete space-time operation, and it is impossible to destroy the space-time axis.

I am a Simonbro and I can confirm that absolutely all we Simonbros have experienced this exact situation when being inspired by our Bully Bull Big Bros

I noticed something that could potentially fuck over Kyle here. can he make a shield and constructs at the same time?

I am also a Simonbro and I can also verify that all we Simonbros are like this irl just like our cucky hero Simon

No you didn't.

Captain america most likely gets cucked as well like everyone in capeshit

an immeasurable number of enemies in every space-time and dimensions from the near past to the near future."

ALL DIMENSIONS? SGGL is already outerversal it seems

did he worship his BULL too?

They look like they're about to kiss.

everything knows its you yogiri oe whatever the fuck your reddit username is

"KAMINA ANIKI! SAVE ME AGAIN SO I CAN LOOK LIKE I RESISTED KYLE'S HAX!!! PLEASE OH PLEASE I'LL WATCH YOU FUCKING NIA AGAIN AND TELL HER HOW MUCH COOLER YOU ARE THAN ME B-B-B-B-BIG BRO"

noone cares who your Bully Bull Big Bro is on reddit, simonredditfag

All capeshitters do that.

it was Nikofag all along

Kekaroo

Stop.

I, Giorno Giovanna (Jump Force) will deal with the DC Universe.

Simon the Digger vs DigDug
Simon the Digger vs Shovel Knight
Simon the Digger vs Diglett

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See

TTGL already transcends the very concept of DC.

STTGL is MURDER.

All actions (in a physical sense) rely on the existence of space to exist. The missiles are still bound by the concept of space.

You are LITERALLY arguing for Kyle to use his equivalent of a Random Schrodinger Warp, the very think that the Mega Vortex Maelstrom Cannon was meant to counter

cucked AND beaten up by his BVLL

And Nia worships le Big Bro Kamina too, jsut like everyone in the entire world now worships Simon's Bully BULL

They will

congrats on your reddit fight simonbro
now go finish it back where you came before I become your new "Big Bro"

jsut

ESL

He is called kylejeet for a reason.

I'M ENDING THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE

"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"

Because it's the truth.
Because you hate it and rage out like a performative tard.
These things are entertaining taken together with awareness and understanding. You haven't the foggiest, mark.

Cuz you know I'm the One
Number One
I'm Second to None!

is it weird that I have a strange feeling Simon might actually win. am I not alone on this

Did this sell DC comics?

Diglett spends the whole fight evading

Diglett finds a Focus Sash

Simon eventually hits him

”Diglett endured the hit!”

Diglett uses Endeavor

Simons mech blows up, entire galaxies collapse

Simons battered, barely clinging to life, and bewildered “What are you?”

Simon clinches and raises his fist for attack.

”Diglett-dig, Diglett-dig!”

Diglett uses Sucker Punch

Simon dies

KO

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I feel like people are a bit too caught up in the threads and their headcanons about Swan, I think it's pretty obvious they're setting up a Simon win.

This smile strikes fear into the heart DC trannies.

Fear he’ll make them all fuck Yoko and Nia

honestly I can see why Nia was into him

Cope, Kylejeet. No more sales. Every hero got cucked. You have nothing to offer.

I AM SIMON AND I’M HERE TO SAY
KAMINA CUUCKS ME EVERYDAY

On paper, Simon clears this with ease. They have to *already* be giving Kyle handicaps to even generate a construct large enough to participate in the battle without already having drained his ring dry just to show up to the fight.

The problem is that DB gets really, really stupid with scaling nonsense especially where DC is concerned, so there's a nonzero chance that the version of Kyle that they choose to concoct from whole cloth for the battle has nothing in common with the canon aside from the name.

Its not cucking if Yoko and Simon were literally never once shown to be interested in each other.

I also like Tohru vs Tiki, but Freiren vs Tiki is kinda more...thematic?

Either way, Freiren trying the hit and run tactic on dragon Tiki and her saying sarcastically whispering to herself "Now, now...what would Himnel the hero do...?"

Mar-Mar vs Himnel. And another AP vs Hax fight, unless tiki has some good hax ive not seen before. (perhaps the Resistance stat being able to "penetrate all physical defenses" like in the FE7 tutorial will do, but Freiren does have magic.

i mean it would just be them spamming that DC is the best over and over

How could he focus on fighting the Anti Spiral with this sitting on his junk the whole time?

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it's a matter of "if" not "when"

The one thing is that DB loves it's narratives like "Bowser loves his troops and synergizes well with his army, Eggman can't even work with himself" or whatnot. "Simon is capable of expanding infinitely and surpassed his mentor, while Kyle for all his power still has limitations and never truly left Hal's shadow" would be an easy and effective one.
But they could just go "LOL the DC character wins because uhm outerversal". We'll just need to see

I haven't played awakening but in Fe3 you can buy all the dragon stones in Fe3 book 2 and mage stones negate All magic I think. I know for sure they do in fe1 and Shadow dragon

Waiting until it was finished kept him on edge and made him more powerful

Because he cosplays as Kamina, and ONLY when he’s cosplaying as Kamina 24/7

Just like every girl in Gurren Lagann, Nia only lusts for douchebag fratboy cock, and all of them only lust for and worship Kamina. No girl has ever or would ever like Cucky Simon more than his Bully BULL Kamina and that’s a CANON FACT

Testament to his willpower and concentration

I imagine there would be more posts of your tears, as there is now.

I love how they just ignored Sage would e been able to command the entire army and also their robots so loyalty is a non factor.

I havent played the FE1-3 games yet sadly, but fuck if thats real then Freiren just gets hard countered

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Your cope is retarded and you’ve been called out on your pathetic lie before: Yoko was Simon’s love interest for all the first 7 episodes, until Kamina cucked him and Simon was forced to kiss Kamina’s feet for the rest of his pathetic BULL-worshipping life

honestly Simon is a stronger man than me. my spiral power would have folded right there

but friendship and FAMILY tho

We realistically can't put Frieren in a death battle vs ANYONE right now. We simply have no idea what she is really capable of.
Yes, we know a bunch of things she can do. But we also know, unambiguously, that there is a vast amount of magic she can do that we have never seen. She never tips her hand about her real powerlevel unless she absolutely has to, and so far the only fight where we saw her fight 'for real' so far was against her own clone, and that doesn't tell us much because that only tells us what magics she would use against *herself* in a fight.

Any DB they try to do with Frieren before the end of the manga is pointless, because a month later a new issue could come out that completely redefines what we know her to be capable of. This is technically true for any ongoing, but for Frieren it's almost a certainty because we know for a fact we don't know everything she can do yet.

Implying he wasn't buried inside her the entire time which only made his test rise further

Eggman also did work perfectly fine with himself. They only began fighting after they had already lost.
Meanwhile Bowser and Paper Bowser were at each others' throats immediately.

At the end of the day a close matchup like this is going to ultimately decided by their whims and what they choose to include or exclude

tho i guess people would also just post the comic book sales being overwhelmed by demon slayer

Simonbots are ready to go nuclear now. They’ve been ready to go nuclear since this match up was even conceived. DB threads will be unusable for the next few hours after. Expect immediate interracial cuck porn spam.

Simon’s tiny penis canonically only gets hard when his BULL Kamina-Sama fucks the girls he loves, tho
Episode 8, it’s canon

Yeah, Dragon Maid is mostly pretty defined by now. So id like to see Tiki Tohru in the meantime.

But i think Tohru also has a couple MUs of her own...

Well, lets see if she surpasses Island level ap, MHS+ lightning dodging and avoids being magic nulled

CAAAAAAANNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

This would honestly be in keeping with Frieren's own lore. We see Freiren fight a dragon, she says she hates doing it because her magic bounces right off of their scales and she instead elects to run away from the fight and find a powerful warrior to solo the red dragon instead.

This doesn't mean that Frieren would auto-lose, it just means that she would be forced to restrict herself to indirect forms of magic (for example, summoning a giant golem and having it engage in kaiju battle on her behalf) but its explicitly a matchup that is bad for her because it vastly limits her options.

I believe he will yeah

You should play Fe3, Insanely easy but fun. But I looked it up and in Fe3 Magestones Negate all magic. Fe11 and !2 just Caps resistance apparently fireemblem.fandom.com/wiki/Magestone

stop being racist

Are you one of the 80 quadrillion pranqueefs that starlink brought online recently? Welcome to Anon Babble faggot

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Kinda funny that dragons also have high resistance as a stat in Fire Emblem

and in FE, resistance lowers the damage of incoming magic attacks. So the scale thing kinda also applies.

snes or DS version?
Regardless, yeah, this might be a big L for Freiren since RPG characters just get all possible equipement given to em

They’ve been hyping up Simon for the better part of a decade claiming he’s the strongest in anime. If he loses the butthurt will be bigger than Ben 10.

yeah like last episode when they had Chief win because Master Chief fights for friends and humanity while Doomslayer only fights for himself

It's so funny that people cling to a unanimously panned, actually dead game you can't buy digitally anymore, just for powerlevel creds.

They’ve been hyping up Simon for the better part of a decade claiming he’s the strongest in anime.

Lmao, literally no one said that he is "the strongest in anime", especially when plenty of anime have omnipotent deities.

Snes Version Stops All magic attacks, DS games Just cap Res to like 30. Funny thing is I can't say anything for Awakening because I never played it

Could be!
I made it about AP but dragonmaid is way more haxier focused
Tohru if i recall has telepathy, teleports, memory erasure, sleep spells, magic nullification, magic drain, taking away someone’s ability to do magic, dimensional travel, going into computers, not being seen with any 5 senses, passive resistance to magic
Just a lot of powers to go through one by one

The character creator is pretty neat.

Keep telling yourself this. You’ll see.

There was no narrative last time, just angry Doomtrannies wanting to see a runback

omnipotent deities.

Nobody cares about those. Comics, movies, IRL, books, etc have endless amounts of them

Also cloning, existence erasure, and limited time reversal

They’ve been hyping up Simon for the better part of a decade claiming he’s the strongest in anime

Just goes to show how little they know about anime, really. Simon is extremely high tier in terms of raw power as a protagonist, but there is an entire category of anime characters that exist on a playing field beyond power mattering at all.

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like Kratos

What the fuck do they have in common again.

where did this MU come from?

no, i meant like which version did you play and which one you recommend.

anywho awakening doesnt have them use anything like that. Chrom and Lucina have the Shield with all the stones, but you cannot use their individual powers, which would be broken. (on an already broken game)

the issue is that tiki has a tendency to be mindhaxed. and thoru has that power and is strong enough to keep on.
Tiki can be wank scaled to multi solar system and she'd still lose if she cannot avoid being mindhaxed and unable to see Tohru at all.

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If he loses to a B-List Lantern, and D-list DC hero I think the salt is kind of justified. Funny, but kind of justified.

I would be a bit upset too if the Superman of my favorite series lost to Tien.

for the better part of a decade claiming he’s the strongest in anime.

Goku Vs Superman was released in 2013

Nobody will care if Kyle wins bro, I don't know what to tell you. There will be a few posts of "meh Swank gonna Swank" and that's it
If Simon wins Raj (you) is going to spam Simon cuckshit and BLACKED porn of Yoko for months because Indians will be eternally asshurt their NTR wankfest finally got broken

I mean DCAU Superman probably does lose to Tien

Oh shit my bad, I played Both Versions but I think Snes is better to to start with , Growth shards are broken and you get alot of strong characters in the beginning. DS games are harder but you get alot more units and reclassing. Also the Story in Fe3 is considered better because people don't like the new characters in fe12

Kratos is literally just powerful. He's exactly the kind of character that would be as helpless as a newborn babe in a matchup vs Altair. He can't win without fighting, and fighting can't win.

Bring me Aigis

B-List Lantern

You guys have been saying he scales to Superman for so long now. Don't backpedal now when the episode is about to come out.

Kratos is power.
All battle, all conflicts, all fights in real life or fiction make up just part of his concept. This is ellucidated in the books. Anything Altair tries Kratos would nosell, because she is only channeling a part of Kratos’ power as the God of War.

B-List in terms of popularity. Not in power.

I mean he did struggle the least compared to Superman and Wonder Woman when lifting The Specter

He also didn't actually lift the Spectre, he just built a tunnel and dome for Flash and Batman to breathe in since they were on the moon
unless you're talking about DB's logic

New thread?

I guess they could do it if they think Frieren wins
How strong is Tiki? Could she resist something like Diagoldze? It's pretty much an insta-win for Frieren if she can't

honestly if more people actually read comics they'd be able to point out how DB is biased

This is ellucidated in the books

Yes, which is why he can't help but lose. Both Altair and Kratos are fictional, but only Altair KNOWS she is fictional. Anything that the narrator says about Kratos, Altair can undo by replacing the Narrator. Any powerup that the story gives Kratos, Altair can take away.
Altair can reverse Kratos can replace him with his earliest onscreen incarnation of himself, replacing the mighty God of War with the angry mortal getting off the boat at the start of the first game.
Altair has already taken away Kratos's plot armor, by replacing him in the role of protagonist. Now she is the one that cannot lose because the story won't allow her to.

All of this is confirmed, already proven powers of Altair. The only thing making Kratos strong is that the story says he is, but Altair can simply change what the story is and Kratos can't do diddly about it because he's ultimately just another fictional protagonist like any other with no ability to function beyond that role.

He didn’t lift it per say, but he was still able to make something that could hold the Spectre’s fat ass up so it doesn’t matter either way.

The fates tried that. Didn’t work. Kratos resisted.
Also Kratos can kill his author irl, GG

This. Kratos transcends fiction

The fates tried that. Didn’t work. Kratos resisted.

Because the author said no.
This time, Altair is the author and she says yes.

She has resistance to magic, both as a woman as as a dragon (its canon women have natural high res, so a nude girl can tank dragon fire better than a armored war veteran dude)

and she is usually considered in the island level range, small country at best if we consider her comparable to Naga, or at least once of her fangs.

A/B/C/etc.-list isn't about power, it's about irl popularity.
There's a bunch of cosmic entities in big two who are not A-list because they're more occasional plot device than character while guys like the Punisher are like a/b-list but are just guys with weapons.

They're both loved by women for their lack of responsibility

Anon, Wonder of U can turn a gently falling droplet of water into a bullet that tears a hole clean through you. It's not an "resistance" or "attack power" thing. It's literally the metaphysical concept of "bad stuff" crashing into her.

It would still happen. To give an example, one other thing the calamity did was have a man randomly walk up to the protagonist and then just die. Like his neck just instantly snapped so the police would think he did it and try to arrest him.

I mean, technically speaking, Tohru can't even touch stands because only a stand can hurt other stands.

Kratos defeats his author. Literally a thing that happened.

No it didn't.