You can't tell me this isn't a humiliation ritual

Snyderman

only weeps and broods in BvS

declared Earth and humans to be a corrupters in the same movie

was going to go evil in JL2 after being dead for most JL's runtime

was legit going to get cucked by Batman

But yeah, right is the "humilliation ritual" because

Gunn kept Superman white. He has my respect.

You should talk to a shrink if you think a movie is humiliating you

injustice vs SUPERMAN
jeets are pathetic

are these threads falseflags against snyder fans

declared Earth and humans to be a corrupters in the same movie

No he didn't

Now do it with Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster.

it wouldn't be the first time a character i like is brutally raped by corporations. And there's nothing I can do to stop it

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Brother, your life is a humiliation ritual.

Holy fuck, they're both shit. Why do people keep trying to modernize the suit? Just make it 1:1 as it is in the comic and it will look amazing

It makes sense for Batman to have a techy suit because he's Batman, he's mortal, he has money and technology, but Superman is an effective GOD, he can waltz around in a spandex bodysuit and be just fine, if anything, it's a flex when he does so

For Zack Snyder? Sure. He deserves all of the negative comparisons coming to him for what he did to the brand.

damn

Dude, Reeve's costume isn't even 1:1 to the comic. Where are the abs and the bulging muscles? Reeve's so lean that a light breeze would blow him into the next county.

AI

Whatever it takes to hide the Hinduspeak.

every time this thread is made it's a humiliation ritual for Snyderkeks

"No one stays good in this world"

Kys sneederjeet

Reeve is the most jacked until probably Corenswet. The only difference is that he doesn't have a foam muscle suit underneath the spandex to give the suit definition.

You're right. Poor Henry not only had to be in Snyders shitty movies but even the suit was embarrassing. Legit feel sorry for him, he could've been great

This is ingenious.

Gunnman is primary colored and unapologetic about how goofy the superman underwear looks, and Snyderman's abs are fake.

DC cucks are mad!

Why is like the entire trailer just him being vulnerable and beat down? Feels like overcorrection from people who think he's too powerful.

Superboy energy

Still hasn't been topped, embraces that Superman is a children's character and isn't embarrassed about it.

He's talking about himself.

Just make it 1:1 as it is in the comic and it will look amazing

To nerds. Not to the masses which these movies are made for.

This, but to go even further..
Why does it need to be remade at all?
It was done to perfection in 1978
youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI
It's done, there's nothing more to add, why can't we be content?
You don't see people remaking Beethoven's 5th Symphony every year.

SAAR

If only. This shit would be so much better if it was Superboy and the Legion of Superheros. It could jump start the "official" Superman and start as an origin. But no. Gunn just wants to smash his action figures together

Objectively yes.
Subjectively normies can go fuck themselves.

was going to

was going to

was going to

It makes me laugh that capeshit nerds still treat this faggot movie as some kind of holy grail. It's boring as fuck. That's why you'll never get another one like it.

The 79 movie is a mess carried by some good performances.

This shit would be so much better if it was Superboy and the Legion of Superheros

Now, I couldn't agree more. It would be perfect, a young Superman full of hope in an alien setting, cast would be full of minor characters, Gunn would be at home. The worst thing people could say is that he's plagiarizing himself, which he already does.

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When this movie was first announced about a young Superman learning the ropes and what it means to be a hero, I swore it was going to be a Superman and the Legion story. I'm still disappointed it's not. Having a weird cobbled together JLI/JSA mix instead feels strange

Having a weird cobbled together JLI/JSA mix instead feels strange

Zaslav told Gunn to show off the DC Universe in this movie to make DC look more attractive when Warner Bros gets purchased

sadman

I never realized Cavill was wearing a muscle suit thw whole time.

Having a weird cobbled together JLI/JSA mix instead feels strange

Also calling them "Justice Gang", wtf Gunn. Feels like a parody of a Marvel group done by DC, I know this script was rewritten a thousand times and it was first an adaptation of Superman vs The Elite that was then swapped for The Authority and the Justice Gang is some weird leftover, and it shows