Death Battle

STAAARS ARRE FOOORMING
BIIIG BAANG STORRRMING

Akainu wins again

IS YOU IS
OR IS YOU AIN'T
MY BABY

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OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

you ain't him, buddy

For awhile I thought chorus said "The end of story"

GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thinking GOJO yup I'm thi

The more time that passes the more I'm convinced at least half of the people who go to Death Battle threads only go to Anon Babble solely for Death Battle threads

You did well, Kyle Rayner.

I'll never forget you for as long as I live.

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They should've kissed

Since next time is toon vs toon again; will it end in another draw like Scooby vs Courage except this time they both die cause both always lose ?

Yoko..

SRW Scope Dog vs SSB Duck Hunt Dog

Scooby vs Courage ended in a draw because neither could permanently put down the other, this episode both have ways of killing the other but Coyote's is far more reliable

DCbros, I'm SCARED.....

Ending it on a draw again would be extremely lame and I think they know that
The anti toon gun only works that way specifically because of Toon DNA
Tom's DNA works much differently since he's not from that universe
It makes more sense for the gun to just blow up and kill Wile instead

Wile e has a legitimate wincon(assuming the anti toon gun works on a non ACME toon) but if he's liable to take himself, that said Tom has better stats if you give him some obscure stuff and can probably beat him with little effort as he wins more often in his series than Wile E does in his own

Please spare my verse scopedog

Superman...embodying an invincible shield

Laggan...embodying an invincible spear

SeiyaGODs transcend both in a conceptual level

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By not having one bitch slap the other away every time they powered up for the whole animation

Warner/Turner merge?

Pics or it didn't happen

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Doesn't matter if they're officially Toons, Tom has his own unique strand of DNA.
Also Tom can keep fighting as a ghost even if you actually kill his body

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Should we assume the anti toon gun works like the goo from Rodger Rabbit with it being able to permanently kill toons? This of course assumes it works on tom. Cause if it doesn't I think Tom wins

Probably, Furinji was Saitama before Saitama, a gag character in a serious setting that breaks everything once he fights seriously

Yujiro would probably eat shit to any of Kenichi's masters let alone Hayato

Post the entirety of magic in Umineko not being the retarded hallucinatory cope of a schizo redhead

Coyote can keep up with roadrunner who's wayyy faster than Jerry? What's stopping Wile from just blitzing him with his superior speed?

How is Wile going to outspeed an immeasurable speed character?

OH YES!
HE'S GONNA GET
THE ASS VOID!!!!

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W-wait, Lord Chirico! S-spare my, Darkseid's true form, I-... W-what!? Wrong honorifics? I'm terribly sorry, Chirico-sama, I'll-AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

It would be a tie again since they're both toons. Idk why people are expecting anything else besides a fun brawl between the two.

Everyone forgot about Kyle the instant he died.

I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he wasTEACHINGAsura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

Fucking hell, you almost got me.

K,b,c

They aren't the good guys, they don't have plot armor, and they both have been killed before. It's like asking why don't villain vs villain fights end in ties because they always lose to the heroes.

I….. CAN NOT…………

Reminder that even the Gurren Lagann stageplay Engeki-henn is canon so Simon is literally just a LARP away from being real, no wonder he solos Destitute Comics

Gun that seems to kill toons weather permanent or not it's a big arguing point for some people. If we treat it like the green goo from The Rodger Rabbit movie (Wile was in it) it kills toons permanently (no coming back from the dead) that said with his luck it ends up on Toms hands and he kills Wile E with it

Because it would be lame to just do an exact retread of a fight we've already had
Tom winning because of weird Chinese powerwank or Wile winning because of DC herald scaling also sounds funnier than a tie

also outspeeding Wally West
if luck was a factor in these fights then Master Chief would've beaten Doomguy thanks to it

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

I mean Wile's blog uses Bugs and other Toons scaling but Bugs straight up canonically BTFOs Wile, he literally loses against him harder than he does the Roadrunner

youtube.com/watch?v=GEUuZ_UzBQw

Also Nathan Drake would've beaten Laura Croft if luck truly mattered

It'd be funny if the Chinese powerwank won. No other reason other than the comedy of it

gacha vs crossovers

both for western characters

this doesn't seem right

I will actually cry when Goku finally beats Superman.

You cannot ignore luck with Wile though. He has literal stated rules that his luck (and competence) is so bad that he must always lose to his own machines and plans fucking up, the Roadrunner rarely if ever is the cause of Wile's own undoing.
Tom doesn't lose because of bad luck, he wins because Jerry throws hands and fights back
In general Tom has way more actual fighting skill and experience than Coyote and straight up knows martial arts that can paralyze toonforce characters

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Chinese power wank

Do what?

CAS' whole thing is adaptation, by destroying everything down to the overvoid he proves the concept of Superman literally has no limits to its power

Listroon you don't even like Goku

Link the damn thing, who'd it side with?

DB killed off Limitlessman last year anon. It's time to move on.

there's a chinese gacha tom and jerry game where the lore has devil tom capable of reacting to and having enough power to create a barrier around an infinitely sized realm to stop a being known as the darkness from consuming the world tree that holds up all of creation, which is comprised of an infinite number of cosmic realms

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Some poor soul on the research team had to learn Mandarin Chinese

unable to read a one sentence Anon Babble post

That's my fuarking hero listroon

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CAS' whole thing is adaptation, by destroying everything down to the overvoid he proves the concept of Superman literally has no limits to its power

...So he's fodder compared to Chirico.

literally ends the game instantly as soon as it appears

there are supposedly cards "more powerful"

I don't get it

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

No comment

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You weren't supposed to post this...

Post Featherine destroying an hypoverse

There are no cards more powerful. Ishizu saying that was just dub shittery. The monsters the cards were based on had different power levels though. Exodia was strong but not stronger than the monsters of the three Egyptian cards.

Thanks

Times Mario has been rebooted - 0

Successful Mario games where Mario isn't the main villian for shock value - over 200

Number of fags in all of Mario- 1 and is a villian (Birdo), and mario dreams about killing him several times in Mario 2

Number of successful movies - 3

The prime minister of Japan dressed up as mario to announce the tokyo olympics

times Mario has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0

Times Mario has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal human would - 0

Number of Powerups Mario has obtained by being heroic and either helping those in need or bashing them out of bricks like an absolute badass instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count

Mario games cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0

Times Mario got buttfucked in jail = 0

times Mario has saved the mushroom kingdom like a true hero= 23 times

Number of faggot sons Mario has = 0

Times Mario has been a fucking commie = 0

Times Mario planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0

times Mario has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0

Mario is worth 30 billion dollars, Superman is worth 7 billion.

times Mario had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0

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times Mario had his cosmology gaped on death battle = 0

Horakhtye also ends the game...

Post your verse having TRUE infinite limitless power right now or else pic related annihilates your setting.

"Infinite potential" with caps on your power and infinity plus 1 bullshit doesn't count btw

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DB wanked SpongeBob vs DB wanked Fall Guy: who wins?

Infinite potential with ca-AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SIMON-SAMA I YIELD TO YOUR ON-SCREEN INFINITE ATTACK!

ROW ROW.

Composite DC is canonically weaker than Plasma Pea

Composite DC has more canon cuckolds than PvZ (the only thing infinite in DC)

Number of fags in all of Mario- 1 and is a villain

Listtroon trying to rewrite history by pretending Vivian doesn’t exist

CANON.

Death battle says I'm finite fodder now...

I am sure i like Goku way more than you

The strongest DC characters would prostrate before Vivian to beg for a gaping from xer btw

Reporting in.

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Boomerku thinking Simon's win means this is his chance now

Go back to the aughties

BITCHku’s been beaten 3 times in a row, you’re never going to be in the big powerlevel club like CHADmon.

Goku has given people hope across the years, the little we can do is have hope in him.

Hope that he can finally put down that joke of a "hero" down once and for all and make it clear that mankind should strive for their goals instead of praying for a wanna be god to solve it for em.

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Times PvZ has been rebooted - 0

Successful PvZ games where Peashooter isn't the main villian for shock value - 18

Number of fags in all of PvZ - 1 and its purely a devs headcannon from the shitty third game that got canned

Number of successful games - 5

PvZ has given a unique spin on the tower defense genre and influenced many fans into prolonging the franchises legacy past its downfall

times Peashooter has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0

Times Peashooter has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal human would - 0

Number of Zombies have vanquished by being heroic and either helping those in need or bashing them out of bricks like absolute badasses instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count

PvZ games cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0

Times Peashooter got buttfucked in jail = 0

times The Plants saved suburbia and quite possibly huamnity as a whole from being devoured by Zombies = too much to count

Number of faggot sons Peashooter has = 0

Times Peashooter has been a fucking commie = 0

Times Peashooter planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0

times Peashooter has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0

PvZ's net worth is 750 million, Superman's is 40 million

times Peashooter had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0

Composite Mecha vs Composite overpowered Loli

Who would win?

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anything in DC's finite power verse

big power level

even death battle admits they were wrong about this now

KWAB

Who can Mazinger Zero fight?

Gokek got gaped by star level fodder thrice in a row

Grim

Times god of war has been rebooted - 0

number of games where Kratos isn't the main villian for shock value - all of them

Number of fags in all of god of war = 1 (Brok) in an one off comment without it affecting the game in anyway.

Number of successful cookbooks - 1

God of War 2018 sold 23 million copies

times Kratos has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0

Times Kratos has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal human would - 0

Number of Powerups and Equipment Kratos has obtained by being heroic and either helping those in need or bashing them out of gods like an absolute badass instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count

God of War games cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0

Times Kratos got buttfucked in jail = 0

Number of successful games Kratos has = 7

Number of faggot sons Kratos has = 0

Times Kratos has been a fucking commie = 0

Times Kratos planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0

times Kratos has had his ass handed to him to a charity case in a bat costume - 0

Kratos is a successful videogame IP
Superman can't even sell his own comics

times Kratos had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = 0

illiterate and can't read the third greentext

DCjeets really are ESL indian subhumans with zero reading comprehension...

yes

Priparaverse has an omnipotent wish-granting device that can erase concepts

uh...

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Reminder this is all the energy in the entire DC multiverse, not just one universe.
The presence also jobbed to time travel too btw

I’m happy DCopers finally got fraudchecked by Simon and have been seething like crazy about it for the past few days, but FRAUDku deserved to get his ass beat by a guy who wears his tighties whities wrong, all of his retarded battleboarding fanboys need to learn that he can’t even solo his own franchise, much less all of fiction, especially when his bum ass has never destroyed anything bigger than a planet and needs to be carried by chainscaling just like DKeks.

Nia coming back from the dead

Superman's marriage being restored

Bejita's face getting fucked all

all thanks to Rhett Caan

Zoomers don't care about Dragonball. Lol may as well try to appeal to them with hair metal and synth pop since it's from the same era.

TTGL famous lyrics go:

Break the rules cause you see the truth

This is the theme of the G comin through, baby

Row row fite da powa

Fraudchecking is in TTGL's essence.

Kratos can time travel

HOLY FUARK ALL OF DC JOBS TO KRATOS?!?!?!?

The Presence can get thwarted by manipulating the collective consciousness of the Earth's inhabitants using time travel

Kratos can modify the collective consciousness of Earth using his concept hax and he can time travel too.
Dead Comics never stood a chance. They get soloed by a wall level character.

Actually, how strong Rick and Morty verse is in general? Can we give them a match up that doesn't end into a stomp like with Doctor?

doesn't deny he's illiterate and a pajeet

Done.

SHITku meltdown

What bothers me most is that indians KNOW why they are being discriminated against, and its all about very easy stuff to change.

Just close all scam call centers and stop doing any shit relating things on the street

but they wont. Because they love scamming people and shitting on the street. Its part of who they are by culture.

simonfag can't handle bant

3rd time this season where both combatants' fanbase are faggots

Spamming cuck fantasies for an entire month is “bant”

Indians can't get proper jobs because most employers force their workers to use toilets.

banter

cuckposter fantasies is considered good banter now

Kek.

Simonxir... GL was made in 2007...

DC was humbled, and we got a great fight outta it

We're getting some good old toonKINO next

Things aren't too bad these days, fellas. Little too much cuckposting for my tastes but there's nowhere I'd rather be.

That's considered banter in the shitting streets of new delhi

Getter Emperor. Although having that episode before we get a regular Mazinger vs Getter fight is kinda stupid in a way that only vsfags like.

Those 3D toilets solo 2D cosmologies like DC btw

Surely I can’t be the only one who it was really funny when 90% of a thread was made up of incomprehensible cuck faggotru spammed by a guy who starts shrieking like a hyena and calling the people who actually watched the show redditors for pointing out that nothing he says actually happened.

All of my heroes in this image? Casually solo DC's cosmology with their ambient heat alone.

Spics vs Jeets: The Thread

The day of the /truck/ can't come soon enough.

Every single robot in this pic DEMOLISHES DC just by taking a single look at their tiny and frail cosmology.

saying this when the last few threads were just CAS cope

Lmao what a retard

Actually that happened twice.

Can Gozilla beat Hulk *without* SRW-scaling? SRW-scaled Godzilla would obviously stomp Hulk since he's on part with monster like Simon in those games, but all the funny shitposting aside I don't think its fair to use crossover scaling for DBs

List of BOUNDLESS Slayer feats

Made Microsoft kneel and buy his company to save them from Halo's stink

Most successful revival of an old IP, with three critically and consumer acclaimed games

Canonically the strongest of the GODLY trio and made LAMEtos and BITCHte his servants

Single-handedly makes Azathoth stay asleep out of fear

Makes the boogeyman check his bed for him

Found Waldo without trying

Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Keeps Godzilla as a pet

Slew GOD himself for killing his pet rabbit

Is the reason why the DC cosmology is a flat gay pizza

Out pizza'd the hut

Bullied Cthulhu

Freed Master Chief from 343's clutches by sending him to the pearly gates

Turned SLUTana into his AI bitch

Can run on anything, even a calculator

Saved 4chud from hackers

Goku gets eviscerated by Thought Robot even with his weak durability since he’s never destroyed a single sun let alone several billion btw

and the CAS coper outs himself IMMEDIATELY when his cope gets attacked

How predictable. Imagine needing to fuse to have planet level durability kek

Damn, Goku needs chainscaling to beat THAT?

Counterpoint: They said all TTGL media is canon ("the gurren you believe is the true gurren") so SRW is also technically canon, making it a canon crossover!

DCJeets can't hide their wank the same way they hide their smelly shit stains irl

KEKAROOOOOOOOOO

Several billion

Don't lie Superkek.
According to NASA, the sun outputs 380000000000000000000000000 watts, or that many joules per second. The Pistol Star outputs 10 million times this energy, or 3800000000000000000000000000000000 joules.
Multiply that by 10 billion and we get 38000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 or 3.8e43 joules. According to VSBW (kek vsbw), this feat is making Superman's all time strongest form "High 4-C, Large Star" level at between 3.182x1042 to 2.923x1045 even at a highball kek

Whatever happens next episode; they'd better have a memorable brutal bloody kill scene to keep it from being marked as YouTube kids content. Just as Eustace's death was.

Lend me your feats Frieza and Beerus, I’m fighting a guy in red underwear who struggles to lift buildings!

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Reminder the CAS coper has to hide behind other characters now because he realized the strongest version of superkek is weak fodder and too ashamed to actually post him for fear of getting mocked. It's hilarious.

Simon single-handedly elevates Anon Babbleechas into god-tier of their own which other verses can't handle

I guess you could work around that by having characters with SRW-scaling with other characters with SRW-scaling so you don't have to deal with that powerlevel bullshit

because of perpetua chainscaling CAS isn't even planet level

LMAO

Clive vs Verso is the new hottness.

This thread proves that Goku and Superman are both frauds who should never fight anyone other than each other.

Or those mecha are just canon to TTGL and SRW both, but not to their original franchise.

small planet level

ftfy

Goku and Superman both revealed as weak FRAUDS

This is fucking hilarious

Goku is gonna get his pity win against sailor moon

Superman is gonna face off against Sentry cause that's the hot new mcu vs dc Anon Babble matchup

Andthat's final

They still think Superman still has no limits against Sentry btw

win against Sailor moon

who is universe-level according to her manga

DBZ-pacos, your HERO is going to get rekt by magical girl

B-B-B-But my out of context panels for Superman and my chainscaling for Goku…

How would a maximum lowball Goku vs Superman fight go anyway?

Then Kyle losing makes no sense

Shouldn't Goku fight Seiya? Beerus already fought Galaxia. Goku and Sailor Moon are around the same strength as them.

If by lowball you mean what they consistently do then Goku and Superman’s fight levels an entire city by the end, at which point either Goku wins by blowing up Superman with a Kamehameha or Superman wins by dragging Goku into outer space where he dies from a lack of oxygen.

Sentry vs Superboy Prime is better

They'll scale Sailor Moon to mirror level

Simon surpasses Fraudulentman's lack of limits (who has never surpassed an insurmountable limit unlike Simon)

It's that simple.

Batman/Deadpool is the first crossover coming

different short stories crossovers are also in the works

new crossovers in 2026.

It really does seem like DC and Marvel are testing the waters for Disney buying DC. WB is fucking done, Zaslav can't do shit. Imagine.

You just know this zoomzoom has never played a single one of these games.

If that repeated claim of Ben thinking Superman is stronger than both Kyle and Simon is true then it’s because Kyle only scales to the peak of DC’s cosmology while Superman scales above it.

It makes sense. Scaling to a particular feat doesn't necessarily mean scaling to that character's peak. Kyle at his own peak never got the same narrative/linchpin of the entire DCU wank that Superman did.

episodes get retconned right after each other

You're only realizing this now? This is why I laugh at anyone taking the results seriously.

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repeated claim of Ben thinking Superman is stronger than both Kyle and Simon

Yeah, I've been asking for someone to post Ben saying this but nobody ever does.

Death battle doesn't believe simon has limitless power in that sense and to be honest I don't think most people do

CHADvengers and GODstice League in the same verse

again

for real this time

Fuarkkkkkk!!!

I don't want it to happen because the Mouse becoming a virtual monopoly on capeshit and giving them another trillion dollars is a net negative on humanity. I would say that I'm glad chinks are slowly outgrowing mutts but they're the same class of capitalist moneyhungry pigs so nothing really changes.

Kyle's ring has a 24 hour time limit

Simon's mech doesn't

Results makes sense to me.

Very few authors actually understands how infinity works.

Disney buying DC would be the worst thing ever, a few cool crossovers and maybe a few years of consistency decent DC movies won’t make up for them becoming mediocre and tired out again like the MCU.

a line of dialogue where mamorou i think said something about mirrors connecting to an alternate universe or shit like that

since they can destroy the mirrors they claim sailor moon is universal

If people actually read the source material and laughed at GOW's multiversal countries then universal mirrors would be the same level of absurdity.

At least it’ll be funny to make fun of DCfags who always shit on Marvelfags for being slaves to the Mouse only to end up sharing the same fate.

Aren't capeshit movies dying? Dc will probably spared cause of that fact alone. Only edgy DC batman movies do numbers.

Only edgy DC batman movies do numbers.

Joker 2...

I think it will happen soon. Batman and Spider-man alone will print money.

Edgy Batman movies doing numbers is reason enough for Disney to buy DC, just like how they bought Lucasfilm just for the rights to Star Wars.

Oh yeah I forgot about that one

The moment he said that he's gonna focus on reality shows, I knew it was over for the company. Sure, they pull more viewers than capeshit on average but the money's on the merchandising licenses and there's barely anything merchandisable about real people cheating on each other.

Are you telling me Zaslav has been cancelling literally everything just to focus on making generic reality TV shows?

Otto...

"insta-kills"

gets no-sold and bisected by a guy who's not even planet level

Yugibros... this is our HERO?

Zaslav is a retard.

Not your boogeyman, everything I posted is objectively true.

I can see it happening. Marvel/DC together aren't a monopoly on comicbooks. There is scholastic, manga, Image and others.

Image being the only noteworthy comic book publisher to not be owned by Disney is a depressing thought.

At least they make interesting comics.

KINGtos victims.

… are not in that image, but his victimizers are.

...cannot be found in that image.

the literal embodiment of DC's founding story and one of its fundamental cosmic abstracts is equivalent to some flying brick from another verse

What?

...are on the background (a void to symbolize how everyone defeats WEAKtos).

In comics everyone jobs eventually. Nobody is safe unlike the rest of fiction. For comparison, the equivalent antifeat of everything listed in that greentext would be like Featherine jobbing to planet busters regularly for decades straight despite being in the top tier of her setting. That's what comics deal with.

Refer to this post earlier. This is an indisputable fact you can't really cope with and deny if you defend comics.

TRVKE

B-but my hero Hal... W-was that a billboard!? AIIIEEEEEEEE

CASbros...

I'd argue that the best argument against the Presence's omnipotence is JMD's portrayal. The Presence of his stories is a Void and is the embodiment of Space, you notice this when Spectre merged with the Presence, he merged with the Void, and is so not beyond space itself, much less transcend space and time. DC's number one God being bound to space and time is fucking hilarious.
JMD's Presence isn't omnipotent as someone who 100% merged with his power failed to erase Parallax and admitted so too.

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Yawn
DC haters are so boring

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Considering the teases in other fights, these might be upcoming battles this season

Jack Skellington vs The Grinch

Lucina vs Grovyle

Sans vs Judge

Raidou vs Constantine

Star level superman is above this

Kek

I watched the DB cast episode concerning SCP 682 vs Doomsday and it's hilarious. Swan was doing Swank things and misrepresenting feats to gas up Doomsday while Tyler was countering everything he says since he's knowledgeable enough about comics to call out Swan's bullshit.

The debate ended in a decisive 3-0 vote in 682's favor since Swan couldn't present an argument on how Doomsday could actually put 682 down for good. If this match ever gets made at least we know how it's gonna end.

Don’t people want 682 against Wonder of U or am I mixing it up with another SCP?

096. Unstoppable pursuer vs the one who cant be pursued

I see. I wonder how they would evaluate Tooru in a Vs setting considering his ability is already written pretty inconsistently in the story itself

You're mixing it with SCP 096, that's the SCP that's the literal definition of an unstoppable force that blitz through everything until it reaches its target.

6th dimensional pun-

Doesn't work for me, brother.

Cookboo-

Creative control, brother.

GIGA DRI-

No sells. Points. Punch three times. Irish whip. Big boot. Ropes. Leg drop. 1. 2. 3. Crowd pops. And still.

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the episode's been released and people are still finding new antifeats for DC's "Gods"

I'm almost impressed.

Anon, the point of DBC is that you can use playground logic to win
Swan would argue why ants could beat Gurren Lagann if you told him to do it

The DBCast was interesting cause WoU's durability negation is pretty much perfect for 096.

Actual GOW victim. I think one of the primordials might actually beat that version of the Presence.

That's just how the episodes themselves work. It's 2 teams debating with the winner of the episode on the line. All that's changed is that they give the guys more time for research and maybe some ground rules concerning budget and other factors of the episode making process itself.

Considering they announced that Raidou game remaster they might just make that happen for real now

All that's changed is that they give the guys more time for research and maybe some ground rules concerning budget and other factors of the episode making process itself.

DBC allows crossover scaling, actual episodes don't
Ex. Akuma vs Shao Kahn

cosmic abstract gods picking fights with random bricks from other verses and losing doesn't register as embarrassing for them

I'm surprised it didn't occur to them earlier.

Garfield's pretty strong

Comicvine treats GOW on the same level of BS as DC kek

They used comic scans and showed feats in the video, man. Sure it's not a full on thorough research but even just on a basic cursory glance Doomsday has no chance of actually putting down an abstract concept like 682.

Indians lack self awareness because they're not really human.

what about that doomsday virus?

That's an insult to GOW quite frankly.

They talked about that. The resulting argument was that 682 would adapt to the virus like it has to many other mind control shit it shrugged off before.

Simon vs Kyle feels likes a sports movie where the main protagonist is an underdog up against someone from a long lineage of champions
The underdog wins but both players show great respect for each other

Goku & Superman vs Hal & Ben vs Wally & Archie Sonic vs Simon & Kyle
Who comes out on top?

Your skin is the color of shit

Simon did not feel like the underdog here. Kyle was from DC but he was still pretty much a nobody that everyone was rooting against.

Eh, underdog with a lot to prove who still loses but gains respect still feels like a sports movie

Schizophrenia

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Kratos negs them all btw

Simon & Kyle probably

Do you post this in the thread to trigger people like this?

Just so you know, Goku(s) are responsible for 80% of the anime losses against DC.

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

...by keep being cucked by Olympian Gods

FUARK

This. Disney is ruining the entirety of the western entertainment industry.

Undertaker's victim.

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

Popeye victim.

BY THE FACE GOD! Big Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!

K,b,c

Goku doesn't even canonically kiss his own wife, he's not going to cuck anyone

Caps at tranny level

"Who the hell do you think I a- Huh? What is this package? ACME-Spiral? What does that d-"

BOOM

TTGL fizzles into ash, as well as Simon's glasses for comedic effect

"AIIIEEEE! MY MECH! WHO DID THIIIS?? YOKO SAVE MEEEE.... Y-Yoko? Where a-"

Yoko's arm is draped around Tom's shoulder as he sings

"IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T MY BABY"

"Y-YOKO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM? YABBADABBADOOOO!!!"

"Don't you believe it?"

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>"Who the hell do you think I a- Huh? What is this package? ACME-Spiral? What does that d-"

>BOOM

>TTGL fizzles into ash, as well as Simon's glasses for comedic effect

>"AIIIEEEE! MY MECH! WHO DID THIIIS?? YOKO SAVE MEEEE.... Y-Yoko? Where a-"

>Yoko's arm is draped around Tom's shoulder as he sings

>"IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T MY BABY"

>"Y-YOKO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM? YABBADABBADOOOO!!!"

>"Don't you believe it?"

Kek. Based. Canon.

I laughed

CartoonGODS, I prostate.

Yoko wont kill him if he doesnt kiss her so it works out

"Hal! The rookie died!"
"Baz?"

Name a Character that could survive Yoko's Kiss of Death

Hulkster only works when the crowd is behind him, and thanks to all of the shit that has followed him for the past few decades, he doesn't have the power to no sell anymore.

C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!

C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?

...

what

What?

WHAT. IN. TARNATION!

* Smashes camera replaying Wanda and Terry's sex session against wall in fit of anger*

EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A HUMAN BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A HUMAN BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?

HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME BACK TO EARTH!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING BROWN HUMAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!

STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS VIOLATOR'S (who gaped me btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

GIVE ME THAT HUMAN BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATHUMANFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY MCFARLANE LICENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT JESUS'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!

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I CAN'T!!

Gambit.

Why, how dares ya disrespects Simon-sama.

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Me

Neglecting the fact that Mandrakk didn't even die.

that pic

Why are so many western KEKmics like this?

Roshi cucking Popeye in the background

KEKAROOOOOOOOOO

Kyle loses this week

Hal himself says to the Spectre he’s the greatest will in the universe, not Kyle

Bad week to be a Kyle fan

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OH MAN! I JUST GOT THE LIFE EQUATION! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAL!

ALMIGHTY LIFE ENTITY, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME HAL'S NUGGET BABY!

AWWW RIGHT! TIME TO MAKE MY BRIGHTEST DAY COME TRUE!

NOW SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE HAL-SAMA'S FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! HE HEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BE.

NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HAL'S ASS AND THEN GET PORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM HAL'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! HEHEHE NO TURD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT! OH, AND GIVE JADE BONE CANCER!

MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL!

WOW BE. GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?

OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE HAL! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE PARALLAX'S WEB! HAHAHAHA!

MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE WHITE LANTERN BANQUET! BON APPETITE HAL!

MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW JADE AND MY FRIENDS ARE BACK AT THE WATCHTOWER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE HER! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!

MYMMHHH! SO GOOD HAL! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BE

THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!

THE STENCH OF ARISA IS JUST AMAZING!

WHAT'S THE TIME? HUH?? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE BLACKEST NIGHT! AWWW. MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!

FART ON ME HAL, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!

IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF HAL'S SHIT? OH BOY I THE LUCKIEST LANTERN EVER! MHMMFH MA AWW MAN BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

He said this.

Wait, so was this /dbs/ all along?

That's a good loophole.

It was amusing at first, but then it got boring and annoying because it literally kept happening for a month. And now it is seemingly still ongoing even though Cuckanon got BTFO after the dickpic and bebop threads and the episode coming out.

MAMA MIA SONIC SAMA!!!!! Not only are you FAST ON THE FEET but you're FAST IN THE SHEETS TOO?!!! And when you're FUCKING PRINCESS PEACH at MACH 5 it takes you less than a minute for ROUND TWO?!?!!!! But your cum also HYPERCHARGES her womb so she GIVES BIRTH to LITTERS of little HUMAN HEDGEHOG HYBRIDS within A DAY?!?!!!!!
YABBA DABBA BING BONG WAHOOO!!!!

If we're going to play this game, then I should point out that Vegeta training in 100x Gravity means he resisted all the air and liquid in his body being compressed into superfluids and supersolids respectively.

DB uses characters at their strongest so this is WMIII Hogan with composite stats, not that it matters since creative control is a near unbeatable wincon.

Maximum lowball generally favors Goku because the fact he has transformations allows him to reach levels where he has fewer antifeats.

From what I heard over the past few threads, it happened back in 2024, so it might as well be irrelevant.

WHAT'S THAT MIGUEL-SAMA? YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT UTAHIME OPEN WITH YOUR SUPERIOR BBC THE SAME WAY SUKUNA CLEAVED ME IN HALF??? AND YOU'LL LET ME WATCH??!?? WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOOOO I ALONE AM THE KEKED ONE

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What does kdc mean anyways

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Look outside.

defeats Ares after Ares creates a universe (even when viewed from npcs in the future the npcs see it happening)

defeats Hades the equal of Zeus who commands and is omnipresent across two infintie dimensions (Hades and Tartarus)

defeats Helios who has an infinite speed and power attack and whose predecessor merged three infinite dimensions together using the same attack

defeats Primordials, Mountain Sized Titans who also created Time itself, his father Zeus the leader of all gods empowered by Pandora's Box, Thor and Odin who broke Time itself and created their own multiverse

Fates themselves were unable to reality warp him out of existence, because by sheer power of will he reality warped his own string of destiny into whatever he so chose. Literally impossible to make him lose by any means as they admitted

The King of Kings. You hate him cause you ain't him

Gawker Media

It's no big loss, Olive Oyl is a pedophile anyway.

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I still want to see him say it. DCkeks kept bringing it up as one of their copes after Simon won.

This is when Bowsette was born btw.

All of DC’s cosmology got raped by one of the weakest top tier mecha

DemonbaneCHADS…

The ending is obviously going to be Wile is about to get the kill on Tom only for his weapon / mechanism / whatever item he uses backfires on him accidentally giving Tom the win.

MISTRANSLATIONbane

FRAUDbane would get raped by REAL mecha who can rely on actual feats

Wait, the next fight is literally Wile vs Coyote? I'm gonna watch it. Can those redditors even make it funny?

Thematically wouldn't Saix be better

In this world! (HIS world!)
Where I don't belong! (I dont belong!)
In this world! (HIS world!)
My wife's an open book (An open book!)
In this world! (HIS world!)
Where compromise does not exist!
In this world of worlds, every BULL will meet her lips!

Never forget the frauds we lost along the way.

Umineko witches that high

Fraudcheck is coming Bern-fags

It's the Coyote vs Tom Cat, animated by the same guy who made Scooby vs Courage if you've seen that

Geoffrey is faster than Flash btw

It’s Rocky

be Simon
show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
opponent walks in
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
it’s The Mask
green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops
I fall out of cockpit in white boxers
"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me
try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up
Mask hands me a little blue pill
"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."
I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
cue laugh track
flailing, I try punching him
he easily dodges by stretching his neck
does a backflip over me
WHOOHOO!
when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses
"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"
“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral
The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
Road Runner blitzes me
Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes
Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
try one last attack
“This is for Nia!!!”
Mask pulls out marriage certificate
Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!
She appears at his side and they make out in front of me
I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
later
sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE

No I didn't. Why would I want to wish Scooby and Courage killing each other? That's psychopathic shit.

HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO GAME OVER YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH-

W-wait....

W-...

WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.

SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN MY SPARTAN ADULT LOVERS GAVE ME AS A YOUNG BOY?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK

STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER ASURA AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-IN-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!

Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!

KEKAROOO!!

the spam has begun

Enough. ENTER

Starlin makes Above All Others an inner function of the multiverse thwarted by Thanos (who is later foiled by using time travel)

Ewing makes TOAA question its own supremacy just because Blue Marvel told him "Umm you have creators too" and gives him a schizophrenic Kabbalistic alter ego in the form of TOBA (a pointless agnostic idiocy, let's be honest)

The Presence can get thwarted by manipulating the collective consciousness of the Earth's inhabitants using time travel

the new Beyonder fights by tearing comic books in half

a Beyonder got exploded by Blue Marvel's antimatter body flying into its head

Pralaya can't do anything about time stop and needs a multiversal nexus to destroy the multiverse

the Source got defeated by Darkseid with the power of the New Gods

Perpetua, who scales above CAS and COIE Anti Monitor, depletes most of her power destroying individual universes and fights Batkek using planets

Anti Monitor is suggested to deal with things beyond the Presence in COIE

Lucifer Morningstar loses to a sentient deck of playing cards

Dream of the Endless gets beat up and weakened by a bunch of sentient stars

the Overmonitor is a sheet of fucking paper

you don't even need the most powerful characters from any other moderately powerful verse to solo DC

In hindsight this really doesn't seem impressive.

babby's first speculation since 1963

Kratos never said this.

People Yoko and Nia would cuck Simon with
A Pedo
A Dog
A Bush
Her tranny cousin who fucked Simon
Kyle Rayner
The pedo's clone Kittan
That 8 year old boy
The Anti Spiral
Gross Fat Greasy Men who pay for her services at her stripper job
Chief Shak the black guy
Kratos

I'm such a happy cuck!

...and Coop from Megas XLR

You should just stick to cartoon physics and commit to them fully if you intend to ape scifi chads and do such a pisspoor job of it your own feats make no sense in the context of the physics you're poorly trying to emulate in a vain attempt to upscale your fodder verse that only backfires and makes your jobber verse EVEN WEAKER because you evidently have zero understanding of maths, physics, chemistry or any of the hard sciences.

Just read the VN lil bro

...On opposite day.

Lmao my richer studio cartoon>your totally unknown book
Money>>>>>degrees.
Done.

Fodderizes your verse with zero maths

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TTGL vs DC: 1 - 0

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Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! Its THE WORLD GOVERNMENT and...WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING HANCOCK?!?! LUCCI'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REPEATEDLY COOM into HANCOCK's saggy MEAT-FLAPS!?!? B-but you are TOO LARGE! You will RUIN her for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after LUCCI STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with LUCCI SHIGUN ATTACKS and LUCCI ROKUOGANS, AKAINU and KIZARU will DOUBLE-TEAM her?!?! EHHHHH??!?! You're both gonna SPITROAST her like the DIRTY PIG WHORE she IS?!?! AKAINU is gonna FILL her with his RED MAGMA-like SEMEN?!?! ALL while KIZARU WHISKS her AWAY with PLEASURE using YATA NO KAGAMI?!?!? ALL while you are GOING to POUND her PUSSY with his CLONES?!?! SHE WON'T even know who is FUCKING her since you will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is AOKIJI?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T FREEZE ME WITH ICE AGE DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU !!! THANK you for letting me see YOU INSEMINATE my future SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST CAPTAIN LAW!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me, in YOUR body, to WATCH YOU, in MY body, RAIL my FUTURE WIFE?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my future wife, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! What else can I say except YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE KEKS!!!

Wasn't this posted by a kylebro trying to shit on simon?

Kek. He said this with his Krillin voice.

DimesCHAD... I qneel...

Why is top tier DC so weak?

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Everybody's weak when faced with REVLCHVDS

DC top tiers are mid tier in any other generic setting

He might have had a point if every popular wanked franchise wasn't horrendously scientifically inaccurate. Even Baxter's works contain metaphysical babble.

THE LORD OF DC...... oh, and her boytoy and her marketable mascot sponge....

Luve me some DCseethe

This is why.

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Reminder Spongebob is equal to mastered life equation Kyle and Avant Simon at max wank because he can turn fiction into reality per DB's own statements.
So are all other toon characters who can do this.

You're forgetting Alan Wake.

Popeye

Isn't the babble character speculation? If so that's alright.

Vsbw takes all statements seriously no matter how unreliable the source is.

in a Saitama rematch Popeye would stomp even harder under db logic

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lower level, Spongebob IS the author bringing creations into existence while Popeye/Simon/Kyle etc. are shown as actually capable of interacting with the level of reality above their own
Unless he's suddenly met Hillenburg at some point it's really not the sam-
OH MY GOODNESS

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Yugioh characters are so powerful they see toons who can turn into reality as fiction. And they see that as a shadow game. They're two layers above the source wall.

reality > shadow game > reality > (source wall) toon

in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might!
BEWARE MY POWER!
GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!

Otoko Simon victim

Kek, based, canon new fag :)

DBS current base Goku vs Gear 5 Luffy

AP, Durability and Speed equalized

Goku can't use Multipliers

Who wins?

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rip toonworld card in half

all toons die

woooow so meta

Hmph, Vergil? No match against the power of Order. Freeze him eternally, Yukianesa!

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Hayato nearly died to a nuke

EoS Yujiro is said of have nuke level Punches

Why do Kenichifags never post feats?

To be honest neither Kyle's or toon force 'transcendence' makes any sense and they're both absolutely worthless as feats. Death battle is retarded as usual

I think that we are going to see huge reboots in the next few years to detach from the completely fucked cosmologies in the Big Two.

Who would win

Swank

DC cosmology

Hal scaling

Life equation

The source wall

The emotions electromagnetic spectrum

a whole decade of comic book history

Vs.

A drill

decade of comic book history

Try century

It felt like they knew the life equation was overhyped garbage so they just used a metanarrative gag to equalize Kyle and Simon because it's on the same level of credibility.

Goku takes it because even with out his stat enhancing forms, he still has techniques and advantages provided by freeform flight, ki defenses, range, and instant transmission.
That we are working with such limited versions of these characters also means that Goku's experience is a lot more important.
Beyond everything, the biggest issue that Luffy has that gives Goku the win is that Gear 5 has terrible stamina entirely dependent on how much food Luffy has eaten beforehand.

At the very least about 40 years.

The man whose DRILL PIERCED THROUGH DC'S COSMOLOGY

To be honest you could literally do the same to the 2D Simon on the manga page before the mangaka Simon made him real.

Yugioh toons do quite literally have the clause built into them that they need toon world to be on the field or else they die
and toon world itself is not a toon

Is canonicity perhaps the wrong lens for looking at DC and Marvel? And do their respective editorial teams make a categorical error by attempting to bind and constrain their rich settings and characters to such a standard?

death battle made Kyle equal to paper

I like how they unintentionally nerfed DC even more

SCP-096 Is like the lamest possible choice because SCP is such an inconsistent mess. It's just gonna end with

Uhm, well in this random story made by a random guy he moved the sun so that means he's got Ultragiganiggaversal Strength and Speed so he wins

Storytelling-wise, yes. Marvel and DC's tangled lines of continuity would be far more manageable if every run was delineated by the writers and artists. Then you could just tell someone to read Morrison's or Moore's or whoever's run as a recommendation, in the same way we tell someone to play a specific Final Fantasy or Legend of Zelda iteration. The issue is that it would probably give too much credit and rights to said writers and artists for DC and Marvel to be comfortable with the IP, and would probably behoove them to pay more.

Woah.....it's almost as if feats are a thing.....

It's funny watching people claim DB are biased for Simon, when the lord of Swank is a known DC and Lantern fan.

I spent 12 hours researching the scale of DC cosmology, and I can only conclude it’s a vastly a mess of different writers and different ideas for the most part but there’s a structure you can make out of it depending on how you interpret the material. A lot of inconsistencies though.

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they did plenty of DC and Marvel fights, despite both of them being even worse when it comes to inconsistencies

Woah.....it's almost as if feats are a thing.....

The difference, you idiot, is that SCP is a FAN COMMUNITY project where literally anyone can write anything, and a bunch of the stories are completely non-canon.

Trying to pair some guy who can have like one entirely independent story where a guy moved the sun with a character from a single, consistent work made by one author is just going to be the lamest shit ever. It's just going to be them pulling out some random obscure nonsense for SCP to give him some insanely retarded stats and call it a day.

Makima would be a way more interesting match. Plus they have actual connections other than "Guy who chases vs Guy who is chased"

This is an incredibly retarded debunk by the GOD of DC

youtu.be/0tcDwN5fA5U?si=86rQGLRtyZG1d4Z2

Dude unironically said "DB making these animations for profit" as an ACTUAL criticism

Gurren Lagan fans spends their time playing FAGGOT TRANNY GAMES

Glad I never watched their homo show.

Kratos.

I just realized the strongest things in invincible are restrained by thin cables. You can actually say they're capped at metal cable level.

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They never had any credibility to begin with.

Yeah, what is healthiest for the art typically isn't what is most profitable. And so long as there is institutionally recognized canon, we will continue to have a snarled contiunity filled with self contradicting characters.
Something feels like it will probably fracture though, you can't give Ewing and Morrison types so much free reign and expect to keep your setting approachable for new readers.
From a more selfish and biased perspective, I also just think it is dumb that this hobby has groups of fiction that the popular interpretation treats as having an inerrant singular canon. Something like the "Idea of Superman" ends up conflicting with many depictions of Superman.
I suppose it is funny to an extent, the more messy it becomes the closer it shifts to the more traditional concept of canon in the context of the Bible and other religious texts.

This handsome young man is currently making DCjeets produce a FRACTION of the amount of salt made by Benfags and Dragonballfags

Kneel

Biggest DC wanker ever says Death battle results are invalid and don't count now

DC is now 0-0

Goku is now 1-1 (His victory and loss are himself)

Oh gross, I just realized Space Racer has gripper feet.

doomchud always gets ignored

Meanwhile, Master Chad always gets replies.

Samefagging doesn't count

I think it only gets away with as much as it does iff you are only looking at it from a birdseye view, which is how a lot of DC fiction engages with it. If it was more present in more stories, then it would show cracks a lot more as a result.

U mad

FUCK WTF

Post Halo getting a new game.

Symbol of Hope
vs
Symbol of Nope

Seething about your queero being dominated when he CANONICALLY gets pegged by Chi-Chi

DBZtards really don't know anything about DBZ do they?

With a less than generous interpretation of Superman (city tier) and a standard Greektos (mountain tier), Kratos would more than likely beat Clark.

Behold...

...The Four Corpsmen.

Oh hey it is Baz's arm.

canon

headcanon

24/7 with faggot fantasies on his mind

Gurren tranny...

Post kratos destroying a mountain

I Wish I Were Goku...

Expecting mountain feats from an omnipotent.

Tsk-tsk

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Post Kratos being omnipotent

I can't, not really at least, but I'd presume Cronos' hand slam is at least comparable to a mountain.

please put a trigger warning next time, this gave me PTSD of Russians doing things to me...

DC tie ring depends on whether or not you’re in the mainstream or not. But inclined to to believe the fans. Most cap DC to an infinite cosmology that’s infinite in size and ever expanding. While there used to be on 52 universe after the events of Dark Nights/Death Metal and birth of the omniverse. DC has expanded exponentially and even made past stories canon. Pretty much they reverted back to pre-crisis era cosmology. As dimensions, I’m inclined to believe there are an infinite amount of dimensions within the regular multiverse and there are existences beyond that. The Godsphere in DC is a good example of this. Even when DC had its minuscule 52 universes the Godsphere is clearly stated to be beyond time, space and mathematical dimensions. They are abstracts. There was even a statement that time isn’t linear but cubical. Whatever the fuck that means. lol

According the most maps produced by the community Beyond that is the 5th dimension. Which is less of a temporal, spatial and mathematical thing and more of an extra infinite layer of existence. Then beyond that it’s the 6th dimension home of the monitors. And beyond that is the overvoid. And beyond that there is final Heaven and Final Hell.

Tl;dr: DC Cosmology is a mess and I do not what to do this again. But in my opinion there’s a far more compelling narrative that DC is infinite. From the info I’ve gathered, I can conclude DB did nerf their cosmology despite claiming in other instances of their DC scaling saying otherwise.

Sources:
youtu.be/Fg6jhLTABMc?si=X659fLuePyjePjUg
youtu.be/7b0PktXUqD4?si=wF3vEEyh9ZNNqF2o
youtu.be/7b0PktXUqD4?si=wF3vEEyh9ZNNqF2o
youtu.be/xR0BKqyEp5k?si=NB_eGd9d4t1rVrgv
youtu.be/pN_X15TjC30?si=XjcogyVkXcauQS4J
youtu.be/dPWtAbK7EJY?si=nv3mAjLvMleI4Y4h

A DC writer outright confirming infinite dimensions in DC:

youtu.be/nbTu_FARuyI?si=vw1KPXsxysQIGinM

your man lost to a guy in spandex with his underwear on the outside three fucking times. and considering how your people seem to love AI NTRslop, I don't think you have any room to talk down to anyone here about shit fetishes, especially with how every DB thread for years has just been "KAKAROT PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE" "VEGETA PLEASE KISS MY WIFE FOR ME" "BEERUS SAMA PLEASE GIVE MY WIFE A BABY" or some other schizo rambling. If you can't take the heat then get out of the kitchen.

i have more arbitrary barriers to the top of my verse

And other arbitrary things written to make my setting seem more powerful

[tranny porn addict blabbering]

[IESLB]

Done.

>A DC writer outright confirming infinite dimensions in DC:

He didn't confirm shit, he was just being agreeable because Imaginary Axis altruistically pestered him into agreeing with his headcanon, and the "confirmation" amounted into "yeah, yeah."

But authors' opinions don't amount shit for Marvel or DC because they don't own the IP, they're not even in charge of it (the editors are).

So it's what's on the page that matters, and that's 6 dimensions.

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cope

Why the fuck would luffy care about that?

What you guys are going to fuck Hancock?

Ok have fun I'm off to be king of the pirates.

It feel like that meme doesn't work on Luffy because he doesn't have a love interest.

This molerat solos DBS btw

no arguments

See?
Go back to your faggot porn, sissy bitch. This place is for heteroCHADS only.

Simonbro...

Make a black guy fuck meat in front of him

Ewing described it nicely. It's what's on the page that counts.

And DM made it clear. There are only 6 dimensions.

I don't really play into fandom headcanons regarding OP but isn't it heavily implied that Luffy is asexual and aromantic

How did you know I love Capekino?

Gross, instead have the black guy eat it and not share it.

listroon cope

Kyle lost

kylefag post pedophile porn

We can agree the cosmology is fucked, contradictory and a bit nonsensical. But I think we should make an attempt to make sense of it. From what I’ve gathered, there’s more compelling evidence that cosmology just logically implies that scale of DC far above just 6 spacial, temporal, and mathematical dimensions. The Godsphere is a good example.

If what’s on the page matters:
1. Here’s a 9 minute video of DC being infinite dimensions: youtu.be/pxLoUAhGRrI?si=KTdkE-kI1o4CfUJ1

2. At the end of the same event you posted it states DC is its own omniverse now.

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Kek. Canon.

please tell me it wasn't actual CP

Not that I don't appreciate you taking the time and effort to research and write up all this, but I ultimately feel like it shouldn't matter what the cosmology is or isn't.
When push comes to shove, I think that trying to box down settings for comparing scales of power is just a mistake because the language is often times poetic or our information basis is incomplete.
More than that, I think this aspect of battleboarding and powerscaling is entirely unfun and changes discussions away from how powers interact and towards how many layers one character has over another.

It wasn't.

It was hentai of child Nia

inb4 not real porn

I know what you are.

It was Nia lolicon

the lolifag and the ntrspammer are the same person aren't they

Luffy isn't explicitly asexual and aromantic, but he has shown (at least over a majority of the chapters) a total lack of interest in anything sexual or really even anything coherently related to gender. He's just that one tract minded.

Can't say for sure but I don't think Doc Green likes NTR

Reminder that God Brainiac in a second-rate DC crisis event (Convergence) absorbed all versions of himself through the Multiverse and was infinitely evolving to the point of going past the Source and even transcended the children reading his comic book and Superman punched him out

10 billion suns

Sounds like something Xeelee one shot

Simon bros…

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Avante Simon victim

Netorare may be a bad thing but at least it is something STRAIGHT, unlike literal tranny shit that Gurren fags enjoy.

sugoii that hot babe looks better having a huge cock

KWAB.

heh I'm so multiversa-w-wait what do you mean my entire verse is canonically below the comic book page!? I'm only avant simon level!? AIIIEEEEEEEE

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DID SOMEONE SAY LOLI?

We can agree the cosmology is fucked, contradictory and a bit nonsensical. But I think we should make an attempt to make sense of it. From what I’ve gathered, there’s more compelling evidence that cosmology just logically implies that scale of DC far above just 6 spacial, temporal, and mathematical dimensions. The Godsphere is a good example.

The Godsphere is part of the Multiverse, everything that was inside of the Source Wall was.

If what’s on the page matters:

1. Here’s a 9 minute video of DC being infinite dimensions: youtu.be/pxLoUAhGRrI?si=KTdkE-kI1o4CfUJ1

I'm not going to watch your retarded video.

There are plenty of mentions of the word "dimensions" in DC, but 99% of the time it just means universe (picrel)

2. At the end of the same event you posted it states DC is its own omniverse now.

Yeah, it exposed the Multiverse to the Source (Omniverse). Still just 6D though.

Benbros, hide out cousin wives!

K,b,c

Character is beyond the concept of concepts

Can you beat someone like that?

Why do some people here waste years of their life debating about comic books and vs battles? I haven’t been in one of these threads since the pandemic and the same scans and arguments are posted about the same DC and Marvel events. How lonely are you people?

Caption: WRMZS

I don’t want it come down to stacking infinities on top of each other either. I was just curious on whether or not the cosmology was nerfed.

There’s an argument for both cosmologies being infinite. And I would rather we would have gone with that and still gave Simon the win then lowballing cosmologies.

My testosterone tells me to fight people over dumb things

You think they'll make this when SBR airs?

Beastgirls

Netorare may be a bad thing but at least it is something STRAIGHT

you think the idea of your wife getting fucked by another man is better than futa porn?

The idea of me fucking your wife is better than your tranny fetish?
Yesseroo!

Kratos is beyond the concept of concept of concepts.

I agree DC and Marvel debates are pretty pathetic

he deleted

KWABROOOOO

That's your autism, buddy

when you spend years upon years on Anon Babble with a onetrack NTRmind every thread, it's hard to take you seriously. even Chainsaw Man coomers are less embarrassing than you

how DARE you to think that fucking women is better than tranny porn???

KWAB. You are DONE, specially after RUNNING AWAY.

...

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this you?

Avant Simon is stronger actually

Fregoli delusions

See? Searoo, you tranny loveroo?

Only in Texas

same thread

Dragon Ball threads

Heterosexual

lol, lmao even

The Godsphere is part of the Multiverse, everything that was inside of the Source Wall was.

I’m not talking about the expansive size size of the multiverse. But how many spacial dimensions make it up. Could be anywhere from 4-infinite depending on interpretation.

There are plenty of mentions of the word "dimensions" in DC, but 99% of the time it just means universe (picrel)

Looks like DC likes to play fast and lose with its definition of dimensions. The rest of the scan doesn’t help what they mean by it either. I’m inclined to believe it’s actual spacial dimensions. But I could persuaded either way.

I'm not going to watch your retarded video

No need to be stubborn. I’m just presenting the info I’ve seen. And I think it’s infinite.

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Yoko never got married or had a boyfriend

I just spent 12 hours researching cosmology after not touching versus debates in like 8 years. Rest to say after this thread, I’m going back into exile. This shit is suffering, and all comes down to interpretation. Which was one of the reasons I left the community in the first place.

Yoko is a massive slut. Imagine wanting to pair your hero romantically with such prostitute?

every person she kissed died. canonically.

You're arguing with listtroon, a known bad actor itt who serially seethes over DC and posts out of context panels to downplay and rth. Just tell it tto kill itself and give it no air.

She could have gotten any man she wanted. I understand that she figured out that any man kisses her, dies. But as long as that doesn't happen. Things could work out!

Schizophrenia

Kekaroooooo

Good thing Goku can get revived. Simoncucks, we got nothing.

felt called out

Kill yourself listtroon.

then why didn't Goku bring back his mom and dad yet

we all agree futa shit is tranny shit
if you want a girl penetrating just have her wear a strap-on

Isn't that essentially the same?

he doesn't care about them

oh so now excuses are okay

Goku doesn't kiss his own wife

Marries Yoko

Never kisses her

Doesn't die

Yup, a perfect match for Yoko.

Based

Kek. As usual, /dbs/ stands as the winner.

I dont get why Ken wrote this shit like he made these characters lmao.

cursebros…

what if Yoko bargained with Goku

If you kiss me, I'll let you fight Gurren Lagann!

would that work? we know Goku would never turn down an offer like that

Ttgl is shit

keep spamming it

ok

weak

Ttgl is one of the worst powerfantasy anime ever made. Only surpassed by anos.

yap yap yap.

IS YOU IS
OR IS YOU AINT
MY BABY

of course it's the ntrfag

I’m not talking about the expansive size size of the multiverse. But how many spacial dimensions make it up. Could be anywhere from 4-infinite depending on interpretation.

It's not up to interpretation at all.

Mxy said there were 3 dimensions of space, 1 of time, 1 of imagination, and then 1 of whatever the 6th dimension was meant to represent.

Looks like DC likes to play fast and lose with its definition of dimensions. The rest of the scan doesn’t help what they mean by it either. I’m inclined to believe it’s actual spacial dimensions. But I could persuaded either way.

You're inclined to believe that the word "dimension" that in context is being used interchangeably with the "universe" doesn't actually mean universe?

No need to be stubborn. I’m just presenting the info I’ve seen. And I think it’s infinite.

You're free to think that, it simply means that you're wrong.

It's wild. Mxy provided a complete exposition dump in Death Metal that made is clear as day to anyone who reads the comics, and power scalers are out here thinking they're being clever with their mental gymnastics.

Average weeb thought patern

MAYBE BABYS FOUND
SOMEBODY NEW

OR IS MY BABY
STILL MY BABY
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUE

makes pajeets seethe

ok

Imagine being so dumb that you actively discourage debates and thinking you're on top because of it...oh wait, you don't have to imagine.

makes Cucky Simon cry in his bush

Yabba..

What is the absolute current state of Superman?

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PAJEETS shit themselves at the SIGHT of TRUE LOVE

You should make a notepad doc of your research to at least act as a sensible outline for analyzing and recognizing aspects in the DC setting.
I understand wanting to leave as a result of the nature of the debate, but that's why I personally have decided to be utterly iconoclastic towards the current paradigm and argue more towards an 'ideal' interpretation of characters based on their story structures and how they relate to one another inside their own setting.

Kamina resurrects

beats Cucky Simon's ass and tells his slave to fetch him a drink and do his laundry and build another golden statue worshipping him

pervs on Nia and shoves his hand down her panties and his tongue down her throat then fucks her 1- times over in front of the bush

This is just your nature Cucky Simon. Worship your BULL or he'll beat your ass again lil bro

Eh? You want a kiss from me? I don't think Chi-Chi would like that. Oh well, guess I don't get to fight after all.

CANOOOOOOOOOON!!!
— he says, still needing to dress up as and talk like and have to cosplay his BULL Kamina in everything to make Nia even pretend he’s worth staying around

If it were real love, Your wife should actually love you for you, not just love your Bully BULL and force you to worship that BULL forever to have her. You wouldn't know that since you're a cuck whose wife I am fucking right now.

Simon will never be BULLversal

roleplay

Well she does know who Kamina is, she just like Simon for Simon.

I'm just playing by that faggot's own rules

still gay for both sides

fair enough

they gave kyle this and he still lost

kek

A majority of DC jobs to Simon by Death Battle's logic

…except Batkek

Boota victim

yeah batkek isn't even jobbing we already expect him to lose

Yujiro.

Why did Anti-Spiral make a form to get attracted to and fuck Simon? Did he just want to give him one final fuck you if he dies?

he

the anti-spiral is hivemind

Nia was basically a fake daughter given to Lordgenome as a toy from the Anti-Spiral, the path she took was completely unplanned. Though granted how she acted when the Anti-Spiral began to attack earth she was probably meant to be a messenger or a kind of spy to keep a planet's ruler under control.

The Anti-Spiral even said her feelings for Simon was a "coincidence" and she told them to go fuck themselves

/db/ is just a refuge camp for /dbs/ after their series finally flopped and now their hiding behind TTGL moeshit because it can actually beat DC

k, b, c

So... new thread?

now their hiding

IESLB.

now their hiding

I know what you are