Death Battle

What is Coyote's wincon?

use your filters and be ready just in-case

Tom won Mr Anon Babble so he already won the battle and the only thing people care about

I HEREBY DECLARE BY ROYAL DECREE
NO MORE CUUCKS ARE ALLOWED ON /DBG/

Schizobro...what's going on here??

None but it will be funny to see the people claiming he stomps because he's not fighting the road runner piss themselves about how bullshit high Tom scales

To beat Simon you need a character so weak and pathetic that just looking at him would make Simon lose his will to fight because he would feel bad killing such a weak thing.
Subconsciously Simon would nerf himself because even moving around this weak character could kill them
Any characters like this that could beat Simon?

Bring me Sakuya, Bernkastel. I-No, Reverse Flash, Strange Supreme, Heaven Dio, whoever you want.

I will take them all down.

doing this to Tom

she lives btw

KINGtos I'll be packing my bags soon please don't use the sun to turn me into ash like the rest of my kind!

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Tom is Simon's bvll

Blazeblue dude

dude c'mon i'm waiting for you to drop the kaijufag's discord or did you lie about that?

...And I will lead by example by leaving first!

be a tearful BITCH just like me, fellow simoncucks

LOL
LMAO

DC loses to a fighting game character now

Neat

BRING YOUR BEST MAGES AND SORCERERS!

so what's the context of the clip?

kylejeet beastiality fantasies

youtu.be/Yq89qeyFXuY?feature=shared

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It went down to 420

oh my fucking god

Best mage, swordsman, and most handsome

jobbing to jannies

Fodder

simon got cucked by that guy (who is an adult douchebag with a gross lust for young girls) he worships like a slave
simon keeps thinking of yesterday when that guy cucked him and took his love interest while simon secretly saw it happening
simon loses his spiral powers as a result
that same douchebag who cucked him decks him to make him pay attention to the fight and gives him a faggy "heh heh believe in yourself brooo"
This makes Simon worship him again because it's a shonen so Simon has no manhood at all
oh yeah and he also dies in that fight
Simon spends the rest of his life still worshipping him and dressing as him and repeating his catchphrases and junk, even "grit your teeth" which is what he said to Simon after punching his teeth out here

waow Kamina Aniki is so SUGOII!!!!!

You got your love and your loop bullshit.

But i exist on a plane beyond the limits of human existence.

I exist on a scale you cannot even comprehend.

MOOODS HE'S BAN EVADING

How is it cuckoldry if they aren't in a relationship though?

Because I narrated your show when someone asked for context? Don't be so pathetic anon. You won the death battle you know you shouldn't still be this upset about it.

Terumi VS Sinestro is basically just Ace VS Natsu

Yes let's put the guy who uses fear against the guy who eats fear, frustration, pain, anger, misery, and <insert unpleasant noun here> and becomes busted from it while simultaneously being a mother fucker and a half to kill let alone keep down

he doesn't have a wish granting device that has no limits and can do ANYTHING the wielder wants with no constraints

WishGODS have TRUE LIMITLESS POWER and btfo your cardinals btw

They'd give Sinestro Parallax so he's at least be able to do some different things presumably

Then how does he lose to a fat, manlet, Italian plumber...

Actually, most find Sinestro wins via base abilties.

Wiz: There was a lot going on here. Save for a handful of specific abilities and techniques, both Terumi and Sinestro were pretty much untouchable.

Boomstick: First, let’s talk strength. Terumi having the power to destroy the Earth and moon is pretty admirable, but it’s got nothing on Lantern rings being able to contain the energy of a universe — and that’s without Parallax’s multipliers!

Wouldn't really mean much against Terumi with Susanoo shit. I don't think Sinestro even have the means of keeping him down. It basically took them going to Blazblue's equivalent of The Source itself and killing him there while also retconning all timelines and such so he wasn't viewed negatively and other mcguffin shit. Then after all of that that STILL might not have fully killed him

should we use the other thread? or let it reach page 10

Wiz: Right, but Terumi’s Phenomenon Intervention working on a bare-minimum universal scale helps to balance this out. Furthermore, Terumi has ways to bypass Sinestro’s physical defenses by directly targeting his mind and soul, if not for the fact that Sinestro has resisted mental and spiritual attacks before, from beings far exceeding Terumi in power.

[Many of Terumi’s abilities granted to him by Phenomenon Intervention can either be countered or replicated by Sinestro’s power ring. For example, both can teleport, the ring’s anomaly detection gets around his invisibility, and if Green Lanterns’ abilities also apply, its time-travel capabilities cancel out Terumi’s, which isn’t as refined as the likes of Rachel Alucard.]

Boomstick: Sinestro could in theory try to warp Terumi to the Antimatter Universe, but Terumi could just as easily break out of it with his Phenomenon Intervention and send him to the Boundary… only for Sinestro to escape through a dimensional portal and send him to the Antimatter universe… you know where this is going.

[Much like how Terumi’s self-observation is likely to protect him against the Antimatter universe’s corrupting environment, Sinestro can likely resist the Boundary’s effects on him, similar to how other Lanterns can resist assimilation into the Source Wall.]

Wiz: Ultimately, this battle was never about simply who was stronger, but rather, which one of them had the necessary tools at their disposal to end the fight first.

Boomstick: On one hand, Sinestro was too tough for Terumi to damage him conventionally; on the other, Terumi straight-up can’t die as long as he’s still feared. But there was one thing in Terumi’s back of tricks that Sinestro didn’t quite have an answer to: Susanoo’s Time Killer. In all of his extensive history, Sinestro’s never once shown any resistance to getting his pink ass wiped from time itself!

They just need to pull cross tag and how a Susanoo replica at just 2% power would've been enough to wipe multiple multiverses

Wiz: However, this is where Sinestro’s speed advantage comes into play. Terumi has consistently displayed speeds close to the speed of light, sure, but Sinestro can keep up with other Lanterns, who’ve crossed the universe in a matter of hours. Taking into account the DC universe’s size of at least 100 trillion light years, that’d equal speeds of around 87 quadrillion times the speed of light — more than fast enough to dodge the Time Killer, and more importantly, counter it with his own ace in the hole, Parallax.

[Terumi has arguments for infinite speed based on his ability to cross the infinite expanse of the Boundary, but neither he nor anyone else in BlazBlue (aside from Prime Field Devices, which are specifically designed for movement through the Boundary) are seen crossing the entire area in one go, except for likely exaggerated statements about Jubei and Azrael. Even if they were, Sinestro has arguments for immeasurable speed from fighting on par with Hal Jordan, who’s repeatedly kept up with the Flash and other speedsters and breached the Speed Force with speed alone. Sinestro has even tagged the Flash directly.]

Boomstick: Yeah, killing immortal beings is kind of its thing, so it’d have no trouble eradicating Terumi’s body in one fell swoop. But wait, how’s that gonna help him when Terumi came back from getting erased from existence?

Parallax is a given, but will they also give him Umbrax?

Another ring for the loser drawer

Wiz: While it’s true that Terumi’s self-observation helped him survive the Time Killer, it wasn’t without its limits, and could only last him about a week at most without a host body. Given the enormous gap in speed, once Terumi’s body is destroyed, Sinestro could theoretically wait out that time period in a battle of attrition, recharging his ring whenever he needs to, before Terumi’s spirit disappears permanently.

Boomstick: Or just skip the waiting process altogether by mind-controlling him with Parallax and sealing him in the power battery. Terumi sorta has a knack for getting himself in those situations.

[An attack from the Black Beast, which has similar immortality-negating capabilities to Parallax, took Terumi five years to fully recover from. Terumi could possibly destroy Sinestro’s soul instantaneously with the Hihiirokane, as he did with Hakumen, but the speed gap is too great for this win-condition to be reliable.]

Wiz: Terumi’s deadly cunning, diverse array of abilities, and frankly absurd regeneration and immortality certainly made him nigh-unkillable, but against Sinestro’s blazing speed and mastery of fear, he proved to be far from undefeatable.

Boomstick: Terumi showed Susa-no mercy, but he just wasn’t Thaal he was cracked up to be.

Wiz: The winner is Sinestro

It’s funny how a lot of people betting Terumi don’t mention time frame

Well first off first off you're wrong on everything there. Kamina Didn't punch him to be mean, He only did it to help him focus on taking the giant mech. And if it wasn't for that sneak attack Kamina would asked him what cause to lose himself and they would talked bro to bro.

death battle turning lanterns into jobbers like they are in DC

KWAB

Post Terumi destroying a building

I see you don't have any confidence in beating Dave

who?

I know nothing about Terumi but I do know G1 already declared the win to Morgoth over Sinestro whose immortality seems not quite as good already
Don't know if Terumi has any unique hax to take him down.

Eru needs to fraudcheck the Presence.

IDK, having Umbrax + Parallax seems kinda overkill, but we'll see.

Terumi basically required a truck of hax and special circumstances to stop and it might not have fully killed him. He got wiped from all timelines, got retcon'd, got super killed in the source code of existence and just lol'd

Kill yourself listroon

We know he needed a host body and we also know he needed five years to recover from Black Beast. He’s clearly not invincible

That's when you are not giving him his true body. When he's Susanoo he is basically unstoppable if he reaches full strength

The next season's match ups just got leaked:
Kratos vs TOAA
Kratos vs The Presence
Kratos vs Jesus
Kratos vs Vishnu
Kratos vs Buddha
Kratos vs Doomslayer
Kratos vs Dante
Kratos vs Featherine
Kratos vs Scarlet King
Kratos vs Azathoth
Kratos vs Yahweh (SMT)
Kratos vs Downstreamers
Kratos vs Spawn 2
Kratos vs Composite Fiction
Kratos vs Bear 2
He wins all these matches except the Bear one btw

How would you describe Sinestro character wise. Is he the type to be passive an emotionless toward his opponents or is he likely to get pissed off? Kokonoe basically had to lobotomize herself to beat regular Terumi

YEET

I meant to say does Terumi himself have hax that could put Sinestro down? Soul, mind, etc.?

You forgot Kratos jobbing to Swanked DIO

Pretty dignified and in control unless something personal is involved, lkke the Guafdians can be gus trigger but with a stranger, I don’t see it unless some mind manipulation happens

Is BlazBlue one of those series that rely heavily on statements and off-screen feats or something? Susanoo doesn't look that impressive from what i'm seeing here

youtube.com/watch?v=Ym_Z6tw75Xg&ab_channel=DarriusUchida187

death battle is so lame

Assuming you are giving him everything he can destroy souls as Susanoo and has mind/emotion hax with Ouroboros

Kill yourself listtroon.

In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power!

GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIGHT

Basically the same as most fighting series so yeah. Though Susanoo's astral implies "destroying the world" so make of it as you will. It should also be noted that Susanoo isn't at full strength there.

Rivaled only by Wile E in terms of being their own worst enemy.

His primary weapon when not in Susanoo ouroboros can directly deal damage to the soul and mind.

You know, for a matchup that supposedly won a whole tournament, it doesn’t seem like Tom vs Coyote isboooular to the non paying and vast majority of Death Battle fans.

I’m starting to think they should just let everyone vote in those tournaments for max appeal to the general public

He's extremely arrogant and does get pissed easily, especially around Hal
But he can also go cold and commanding when the situation calls for it
Also while he is supposed to spread fear, a lot of his personality is suppressing and managing his own, being a classic villain and thus very much a hypocrite
Basically just depends

dignified and in control

Somebody didn't read Emerald Dawn 2.

Former usually. He's quite composed and doesn't really let emotions get in the way. Usually when something personal is involved or something/someone manipulates him, he loses control

pic related.

Imagine being able to justify spending money to post that sort of shit that quickly.

I would say that doesn’t really contribute to MODERN Sinestro who’s more or less been coded by Johns

It used to be cool. It's a shell of its former self.

From what I recall

Can mind fuck people in his ghost form. He did it with Jin during the war

Can emotion fuck people with his nox nyctores. Manipulated Tsubaki into trying to kill Noel

Susanoo mode can destroy souls

Time Killer deletes you from all timelines (though he survives this being done on himself because Terumi is bullshit to actually keep down)

Don't feed Cuckanon and its legion.

So would you say he is vulnerable to getting trolled and getting pissed? That's Terumi's bread and butter.

Like by a stranger? I don’t think so unless he enters Sinestro’s mind to pick the right trigger

they got drunk off scooby courage and think toonforce lol fights are cool

Did you doze off mid post?

Okay in that case he seems vulnerable to Terumi's schtick.

Not just statements but interpretations, most of which are only surface. For example, BlazBlue's world was destroyed by sether; what you see remains as a simulation uploaded to the Susano unit. What is refered to as a 'multiverse' are in fact several previous simulations, as the 'world' keeps getting reset by this or that 'Observer' of said simulation.
BlazBlue is really no stronger than sether, which is only confirmed planetary, perhaps universal at best.

By having the creators of the wish granting device that has no limits and can do ANYTHING. And his bitch.

Maybe, I had a hypnic jerk half a minute ago

Do D&D wishes count?

The lack of DnD characters in Death battle disappoints me

I'm pretty sure their wishes have a chance of not being granted so they're not infinite power wishing machines.

What are they used to use as footage, some white buy throwing dice?

wishes to have more power than you

solos your verse

HOLY FUARK

Drizzt Do'Urden vs Elric of Melniboné would go so hard.

He's 0-2 against Jannies now

Artwork, movies, cartoons. Pretty simple.

You said something?

simonjeet melty

Is Vecna even in anything?

We'll probably get something from Critical Roll or Baldur's Gate 3, but necromancer gods would be pretty cool

My VILLAIN (HERO) GODser

Karlach vs Taash might be fun.

Vecna was in Critical Roll, though a highly nerfed version

Baldur’s Gate is DND? Since when?

Yugi fighting MTG makes more sense

Cool we'd get to watch Taash get killed

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The jeet is also an Iphone user

It's extremely likely that he keeps his shitposts and copypastas in a txt file and spams every one without worry of a captcha. and with a phone too.

see?

This? CANON.

ban evading

Simon? Kyle?

Both below Homura level

It was a combination of Scooby vs Courage toonpilling people and the Coyote vs ACME debacle going on at the time

...since always?

People arent hype for it because they know Tom stands no chance.

I don't think its him. Last time he got banned he stayed away for a while.

Tom pretty much wins whatever way you look at it.

Tom has better goofy wank

Better feats

Coyote is more likely to kill himself by mistake with the weapon designed to kill looney tunes

Muh """"deconstruction"""" tryhard edgelord garbage for people who want to watch magical girls but don't actually like magical girls

Out.

announcing a report

Only one (You) on my screen, faggot.

Kill yourself listtroon.

we can only hope

Analysing Tom & Jerry and Looney Tunes through the lens of regular powerscaling is just a farce at best. Each of the shorts are not even really "canon" to each other and take place in entirely different settings each time. Tom is never in the same house, even his owner (if she even shows up) will vary. To compare Wily to someone like Bugs because of that one time he and Marvin survived a planet exploding just doesn't work out.

forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Baldur's_Gate
Since always

lol

All Kratos victims.

mfw this bit along with "was a mangaka in another universe"

To compare Wily to someone like Bugs because of that one time he and Marvin survived a planet exploding just doesn't work out

This is exactly why Wily wins because they'll scale him to Bugs

You're not considering that Wile just has way more and deadlier tech. Also as a Toon he's got arguably even better regen than Tom, on top of DC scaling, a more formidable opponent in Roadrunner, and a possible excuse (that Roadrunner is the president of ACME and so is the reason his weapons fail)

I am well aware Coyote has deadlier tech which is exactly why he is going to lose

You're not considering that Wile just has way more and deadlier tech

"Better tech" is nonsensical. It's just crap like a big rocket or rocket powered shoes. He's a massive klutz and not even a true combatant. Each of his plans are that, plans, he waits for the roadrunner to pass by so he can then even attempt to enact it. He can't just pop out a giant rocket and start boxing with it.

Has to carry his own wishing tool.

What about being your own wish granter device?

NOT SO FAST

WATCH OUT EVERYONE

Is Road Runner really more formidable besides being fast? He never fights back, Coyote loses based off his own backfiring or Road Runner just avoiding his traps. Jerry actually outsmarts and has his own schemes.

What about being your own wish granter device?

You can just wish for that using the wishing device.

Other then rigging all of coyotes' equipment when he uses against him? No the one time Coyote used a non ACME piece of equipment he instantly caught the roadrunner who was shocked that it happened

There's also that the universe sometimes just bends over backwards to screw Wily over. He painted a hole onto a wall to trick the roadrunner, only for the roadrunner to actually run through it and then Wily tried to run through it only for him to crash like he should have. He is destined to fail.

Roadrunner is faster than the Flash dude

Kurumi not even mentioned

Yeah that sounds about right, I have no idea how that became Homu's most popular match up when it's such a stomp.

I remember he and Speedy both got exhausted just tieing with DCAU Flash

Does it matter? It's not like Wile is able to catch up to him most of the time, neither do his traps.

Dont Road Runner lose to basic time manipulation in Space Jam 2

Which Flash?

Because of this pedo

So what's up with Jay now? Does he even get his own runs anymore? Does he even use the speed force? What's his deal?

Janny SOLOS

Honestly the two biggest indictments of Kyle are:
1. There is no White Lantern Oath, so even his iconic status at the only consistent White Lantern is completely unrecognized.
2. His Death Battle analysis ends on the formation of the White Lantern Corps... which was over a decade ago.

popular

its a shit mu that has as many connections as any other time stopping female character

Not worth mentioning

White Lanterns barely being a thing is good, sounds like a mary sue thing anyway. Like Asoka getting a white light saber just to be so super special different from everyone else.

Jannytos won.
India lost.

Chirico won

No heroes of the lance vs critical role team battle

It's so sad that the latter would win, thanks to fifth edition being superhero system.

5e

Superhero system

Have you looked at 4e?

You want the critical role team to lose, put them up against the Order of the Stick
5e might be 5e, but 3.5 is balls to the wall

Some blond 13-year old fag with time travel powers, don't worry about it.

Compared to advanced/2e that dragonlance traditionally runs, yes. And I don't think using SAGA system could be any advantage either
I don't think even Raistilin going full on power trip could win, considering how stupid critical role gets later on

pretty sure you could easily get some ridiculous high level magic in 2e that breaks open anything 5e related

nope the entire point is that the Roadrunner never harms the Coyote
every single bit of harm that befalls the Coyote is self-induced

And really that's the crux of it, Toonforce isn't something that you can consciously use
With the "victorious" toons like Bugs Bunny toonforce warps time space and probability to make him win because it's funny
However with the Coyote that same toonforce will guarantee that no matter what, he loses, and it will be entirely his own fault, because that's what funny and that's literally the only joke he has

Tom has diversified over the years, he has other jokes, jokes that allow him to be funny while also winning, and importantly he can cooperate with Jerry which if they do all but guarantees victory

This and the fact we haven't seen a Star Wars vs Star Trek matchup in 12 years is straight up criminal to nerdom.

Kek, rusty Kektos is mountain victim and even when in shape he would only reach mountain level.

isn't it at this point just widely the consensus
Ship vs Ship Trek wins in a landslide
Man vs Man Wars wins in a landslide

No need to do a deathbattle on something so widely discussed they can never satisfy anyone with their conclusion

no need to farm easy views, make money, and build your audience

Are you retarded?

they would destroy their credibility when legions of Wars and Trek fans come out in droves to tell them in exact detail how they were wrong

Omnilander had the same consensus. Didn't stop it from being the highest rated and viewed DB that season.

Kek, rusty KINGtos is a cosmology victimizer and even when in shape he can easily surpass layers into boundless level.

they'd destroy credibility because [thing that happens every Death Battle]

You are retarded.

jeetbabble

Give me a good match for Eliminster.

Star Wars doesn't even win man to man because phasers set to disintegration is a thing.

But there are no layers at the boundless level, once you reach boundless you are boundless and that's it. That's the absolute top.

Fraud of War...

phasers set to disintegration still don't help with Jedi being able to look into the future and use telekinesis
also you can't aim the damn things to save your life

Frieren kinda works no?

I had thought the DnD cartoon kids vs the Narnia kids could be cool, Western isekai battle. But then I think why not just Aslan vs Dungeon Master?

Times Bearchad has been rebooted - 0

Number of media where Bearchad isn't the main villain for shock value - all of them

Number of fags in all of bearkind = 0

Number of successful circus acts - countless

Bear written by Marian Engel won a literary award

Times Bearchad has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0

Times Bearchad has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal bear would - 0

Number of Powerups and Equipment Bearchad has obtained by being heroic and either helping those in need or bashing them out of gods like an absolute badass instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count

Times Bearchad cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0

Times Bearchad got buttfucked in jail = 0

Number of successful hunts Bearchad has = too many to count

Number of faggot sons Bearchad has = 0

Times Bearchad has been a fucking commie = 0

Times Bearchad planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0

Times Bearchad has had to rely on statements to beat someone clearly stronger than him = 0

Bearchad is thre result of a successful evolutionary lineage dating back millions of years
Nobody will even remember Kratoswank millions of years from now

Times Bearchad had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = there were already black bears before the idea of pandering to retards existed

I have never seen phasers miss, and there exist no Jedi vs Starfleet matchups in popular parlance.

it's deathbattle, it's either iconic ship vs iconic ship or else main character vs main character
and as much as you might love Kirk or Picard, they're not going to win from Luke or Anakin

ATTENTION

matchups nobody is asking for

Kirk vs Han is the classic mu, followed by Worf vs Chewbacca. Again, Jedi vs Starfleet matchups aren't a thing. Please refrain from being retarded, if you can.

when MarvelGAWDS ENTER the thread

Aside from Caine there's not really anything in WoD that's "that" strong
Even mages get fucked over by paradox the minute they try anything cool

Angry dog

DCjeets

Defensive dog

TTGLfags

Sleepy big dog

Lovecraft

Black Dog

Downstreamers

Alpha Male

World of Darkness

Retriever sniffing his balls

Uminekobabs