Thoughts on what we know about the KotH reboot from the intro?

Thoughts on what we know about the KotH reboot from the intro?

I think this guy was from Saudi Arabia and did a house exchange thing with Hank and Peggy. Hank was sort of the glue that held everyone together, whether he realized it or not, so his friends ended up going their own way when he was gone. I'm not sure why Bobby is back in Arlen, since it sounds like he has a successful career and lives in Dallas.

Maybe the Hills will contact this guy and ask him what happened while they were away.

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We know Muhammad is a major character, and this man was prominent in the intro. Doesn't seem hard to put two and two together

Can't he commute to Dallas?

Sallad?

I thought Allah didn't allow Muslims to drink alcohol.

Yeah this is a real dealbreaker for me.

I can't imagine this guy not being a regular, recurring character. Maybe he takes over Luanne's den

It's Alam-0% beer. It's all the great flavor of Alamo beer without any of the alcohol.

why everyone saying hank hill went to Saudi Arabia?

It was in the desc of Hulu upload of the intro on YT and further mentions it

Do people not realize that the use of winter in the intro was to better promote the passage of time?

And my jewish ass isn't supposed to eat bacon but I do anyways.

Do people not realize

No. Of course they don't. And you know they don't. This entire generation doesn't know dick about anything and will need a 2 hour youtube explanation going over what they should know. Note: Said video also doesn't know dick.

Americanization works astonishingly well at obliterating those kinds of customs after a couple generations.

It was in the YouTube description. Also he's on the phone with a contact named "Saudi aramco" in the private trailer shown at the event. If you don't know what an aramco town is, it's like one of those neighborhoods built by a corporation for its employees. Except it's in the Middle East and it's built specifically for American expats. It's being used mainly as the reason why Hank comes back to a world completely different than he expects, because those aramco towns are very much idyllic white picket fence type towns that you would see in like leave it to Beaver

There's already seven hundred videos on YouTube titled

KING OF THE HILL TRAILER EXPLAINED

It doesn't snow in Texas

It literally did a couple years ago, dude.
It was all over the news and fucked up a lot of infrastructure

It does snow in Texas.

Not every dark skinned person from the Middle East is a Muslim

They couldn't help themselves could they? The Asians and native Americans already in the show weren't enough for them apparently

We know of a character named Muhammad. This guy is likely living there on exchange with the hills

Seems to me like he was a substandard replacement for Hank and even the show acknowledges it.

....yeah and not all of them are Muslim

It's certainly possible, yes but it seems unlikely given the circumstances.

And he clearly enjoys IPAs, instead of a classy American pilsner like Hank's Alamo

Propane meat tastes like shit. Simple as

It's pretty well established Bobby prefers charcoal.

They couldn't just show orange leaves on the ground? Texans always rave about how accurate KoTH is to living in Texas, and showing just spring, summer, and fall would've been a great example of that.

It was all over the news and fucked up a lot of infrastructure

When it snows in Minnesota, does the media extensively cover it? How much infrastructure typically gets "fucked up" from a snowfall over there? Why do you think it's different in Texas? Fucking retard.

That was a once in a lifetime event you fucking retard. Like being struck by lightning

So was the Covid pandemic, but that didn't stop them from having all the characters be masked up for a couple shots.

bobby was now canonically born in 2003 at the earliest

i like this since he always acted way more like a zoomtard than a millennial

Do you even read your posts? They didn't mask up multiple times throughout the intro, just ONCE. It snowed every single year.

Isn't this show supposed to take place pre-pandemic and head back to 2015 so that they can focus in on adulthood for Bobby and Hank with Gracie being the new "child" of the family around Bobby's age from the original.

No? The show takes place in modern time.

Hank has his handshake crisis with John McCain while Bobby was in preschool

I didn't watch the intro, but I'm going to try correcting someone who clearly did watch it

global rule 2

I think this guy was from Saudi Arabia and did a house exchange thing with Hank and Peggy

If that were so then they wouldn't have had to put the house on the market and sell it, then luck out and re-buy it when they came back to the states. Also, Jamal there doesn't look very Saudi. He's very clearly black.

Does Bill finally score again?

Catholics aren’t supposed to fuck little boys and yet here we are

Proof of a for sale sign?

Kind of sad how Bobby Hill didn't lose the weight while becoming an adult.

Yeah but I guess that's what happens when sticking to a Texans diet and not exercising.

That boy is flawed

i always hated how bobby got fucked over in that episode so i'm very happy about this