Reminder Doomsday is next on the fraud detector after Kyle when SCP-682 comes a knocking
Death Battle
Which side is winning the generational Death Battle bros?
Who wins?
Prob left. Uncle grandpa can carry to a certain extent before jobbing.
THE DRILLER OF DC
THE PIERCER OF SWANK
THE COSMOLOGY CRUSHER
THE LANTERN GRAVE DIGGER
THE SOURCE WALL SMASHER
THE MAN WHO DID THE IMPOSSIBLE
SIMON THE DIGGER
Oh god, Mark… I was just trying to wave hello, and I accidentally turned your brain off with the Force… I’m so sorry…
Jimmy vs Dexter is such a BOUNDLESS matchup it made the mods delete the thread
BEAST
PrepGODS will carry us to victory
GumballCHADS will carry with their metafictional hax
Yoko...
Simon is “Outerversal” since he merged with a version of himself which ascended the fiction he existed in and became real
Meanwhile Timmy Turner brought to life from fiction the Crimson Chin and the Nega-Chin, the latter of whom who could ascend once more to the real world to beat up his author
RUN.
Goku fighting Hal for the chance to face Simon first and see who gets their asses drilled the hardest
Did anyone else read the new Godzilla manga?
Nega Chin vs Dreadpool when?
GIGAAAAA DRIIIIIILLLLL BREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!
Is Ben excluded since he'd curbstomp?
uncle grandpa
gumball's universal remote
mordecai and rigby with the power
How do old cartoons respond to these? Not too familiar with them beyond surface level stuff
Godzilla can absorb any type of radiation
but if he absorbs too much he explodes
That'd be a problem if they're using a composite Godzilla, wouldn't it? Since only two Godzilla's have shown this.
A singular wand in FoP could do this
Jimmy’s hypercube could contain an entire civilization worth of anti-fairies (equal to fairies) in one of the Power Hours
FUARK… you can’t even escape it by transcending fiction…
Dexter bros…
Simon and Kyle touching tips....
Mmm…. Can he actively drain it or passively drain it? If both he and Hulk do a whole feedback loop, I’d give it to Hulk since he can go from 0 to 100 fast and I don’t know any Godzillas who have
These guys would erase 682 from existence though
He does both. (which is kind of stupid, since it was a concept introduced in 1984). Heisei Godzilla passively absorbs cosmic radiation, Rodan's uranium energy, MechaGodzilla's nuclear fusion, and SpaceGodzilla's star radiation just by being near them or touching them.
Shin actively drains areas of radiation, while expelling his own, which also dispells after a while.
Minus One just absorbs it (but it hurts)
Since Fairies can time travel, teleport between dimensions, infinitely clone themselves, transcend fiction and rewrite themselves into reality, rewrite the plot, blow up the universe, and Anti-Fairies can do all the things fairies can do without being limited by da rulez, Jimmy putting the entirety of anti-fairy world in the hypercube basically means Dexter wouldn’t be able to do shit if Jimmy used it against him
It also bypasses toon regen since it doesn’t really kill the opponent, just reduces them to pure information and teleports them to an infinite pocket dimension with no escape
I also want to point out a cluster of Godzilla's cells in the 90s absorbed thousands of stars explodion, then plowed through a black hole and exited a white hole (???) and became SpaceGodzilla.
Yoko, please.
Let me kiss you
Hmmm…. Are we counting the cells? I’ve always understood THAT Godzilla by himself couldn’t just replicate Soacegodzilla’s strength
It's hard to determine which Godzilla has which powers of draining, because Toho recently, only started to lump them all together ability wise unless they can fly, do the pulse attack, or cause emp waves.
I mean, I "read" it in a since I scrolled through it without understanding a word.
Cute femMC.
Godzilla Earth would be able to negate that. During the first two movies from the Godzilla Netflix trilogy, they came up with a method that would kill Godzilla by overloading his energy, especially in his Dorsal plates since that where he use to control it. In the first movie, they done this to Filius, a copy based around when Godzilla first appear on Earth 50 meters and killed him by doing that. However during the second movie, when the original Godzilla came back from sleeping (300m), they try the same trick again. He knew exactly what they were doing and turn all that excess energy into heat, preventing himself from exploding. Godzilla Earth literally have above human intelligence that he knew what the humans were trying to do with him and immediately came up with a counter for it. If they do a composite Godzilla, he can literally drain the Hulk and live because of his Earth side.
HE'S GONNA GO
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You were there when it was being dump in Anon Babble and anon even gave translation, what were you doing the whole time?
Hmm.
I rmemeber G1 had them use Devil Hulk’s ability to absorb dark magic as a measure for his absorption powers. He was able to drain a portion of a power of Nyx, who even when drained killed Zeus
The form itself never really DID much…. But considering he drained that one Red Hulk and that one time travel thing where he killed Dormammu and absorbed him.
So I say Devil’s who you go to for absorbing.
Must have missed that thread. Hrm.
Whats her name?
Sorry, forgot to mention that the original Godzilla was also 20,000 years old.
Gentlemen... Behave yourselves while in these SACRED halls...
*loudly shits and burps*
If they do a composite Godzilla, he can literally drain the Hulk and live because of his Earth side.
Dormammu and Nyx are pretty high standards for absorbing. Does Earth or any Godzilla match that?
Gurren Lagann Spanish (Latino) Dub was confirmed yesterday
holy FUARK... That literal sub-street level baby just took out the entire DC multiverse...
DeaditeKu would absorb the power from all his counterparts and then just pretend to be Goku in whatever verse he got dropped in.
Author writes a story were his fictional character enters the real world
Doesn't that just loop back around to being fiction again since said character only did it in the writer's imagination and has no real agency besides what the writer wants him to have?
ao ao abababa
Very nice, I wonder what prompted it though. I'm aware they reaired the movies and released them in 4K but I didn't think it made the series popular enough to dub in this day and age.
682
jobs to drunk driving
Don't worry, Goku. I promise I'll be fair and stick to Arc-Gurren this time! Unless you don't want me to hold back, again.
I rmemeber G1 had them use Devil Hulk’s ability to absorb dark magic
That's retarded. He had no specific ability to absorb Dark Magic, this shit was literally shards of her power that could be used by anyone
Angry Ed solos
Well Trigger only somewhat recently got a grasp on the Gainax stuff, so it was probably several legal loops for localization.
The last time I think anybody brought up Chucky (which was against the Rozen Maiden dolls or something) I don't think anybody thought he was particularly threatening. I guess it's just a question of whether you can permanently kill him or not.
Dexter has high outerversal arguments
vsbattles.com
On the topic of Godzilla Earth, that guy could charge himself for years without overloading, so that can probably help as well
That's not what it's used for, the main impressive part of the feat is that Hulk's body is specified to be capable of handling Nyx's power while Banner's isnt, so it would indicate a huge capacity for his ability to absorb energy without overloading.
Bring me Yujiro... or Akuma I guess.
I feel like the in-universe logic regarding absorbing power is way too inconsistent to count that as a feat. Doom can handle Beyonder's or Galactus' power despite being a dude in armor too, and other regular humans or street levelers have been hosts to cosmic and abstract powers far beyond Nyx without atomizing themselves
Might have to rewatch it for the millionth time
youtu.be
considering they recently dubbed the movies for remaster dvds, it's very likely trigger wants to see if ttgl still has an audience in 2025 after buying the rights from gainax
do your dishes
I don't disagree, but I'd mainly be okay with it here because it's treated as a sort of durability/absorption capacity feat in the context of the story itself, as opposed to that being something a powerscaler is assigning on to it.
Drool...
Potentially, yeah. Take this with a grain of salt as I try to look for the evidences of this quote but if I can't find it, disregard it. It is said that Earth will outgrow the planet itself, so if that is true, then yes he can absorb those being powers. I know that may seem inconclusive, but the director give a background on Void Ghidorah, the Ghidorah from the final movie of the trilogy and said, he is based around the idea of a different evolution route for Godzilla, meaning, Godzilla could have literally evolve into a godlike being.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
NO
since 2024
But they did use Doom’s absorption against Lex
Same with Appcalypse against Adam
Historically, it matters
Clown pubes.
An ESL wrote that thread.
Dexter Comic #4 fails R>F standards since a lower reality (the book) can affect the higher one (the reality the book is recording) using basic materials like scissors and crayons. The issue says the comic came from the 5th dimension and Dexter literally makes a portal to retrieve it, puts his hand through the portal, and gets the comic, meaning he literally affects the higher reality as a fictional being which means that there is no R>F transcendence alongside him affecting this higher reality through arts and crafts materials.
Meanwhile here’s Nega-Chin using a God-tier power system (magic) to transcend the comic book itself and reach the writer, there’s nothing like “affecting the higher realm through writing on the comic in the lower realm” or creating a 5D portal using things in the lower dimension, sticking your hand through it and getting a comic out. Instead he just flies out of the comic and meets the author and beats him up:
This works for the same reason Otoko Simon works, since Spiral Power is greater than the author, so is Magic.
I'm making supper!
clean your dishes
When I'm done!
Smasher doesn't have anything that compares to Frank literally ripping Deathclaws apart with his barehands. The average Deathclaw shrugs off bullets and can shred people in powerarmor. That's far more impressive than killing jobber cyberpsychos. His durability is greater too since he can eat plasma weaponry. Only thing Smasher has is speed.
Nega-Chin not only rewrote himself from fiction to reality once, (from being fictional to Timmy to being as real as Timmy), but twice (went from being fictional to the author of Timmy in the Crimson Chin comic to being as real as the author)
Nega-Chin using fairy magic could do this arbitrarily using Death Battle logic, going infinitely higher and higher
Fairies can break math such that 2+2 doesn’t equal 4, but equals fish according to Crocker
Meaning under FoP logic + Death Battle logic, Nega-Chin using magic could ascend more fictional layers than exist in math (an unquantifiable amount) which is H1-A, not merely 1-A
All in one magic wand, a civilization’s worth being that which was trivialized as complete information in Jimmy’s hypercube
FUARK…
The average deathclaw goes down like a bitch to a shotgun blast in the face.
Why did they put Master Chief, a sci fi hero, up against Doomslayer who has been retconned into some magical fantasy being
It should've been Master Chief vs. Commander Shepard
They can do that one later, it's not like they can't have Master Chief on the show multiple times
It really did feel like a spite match. I didn't watch it, I had no desire to see Chief get gored.
Simon bros I’m getting scared.. we get BTFO by Jimmy Neutron?…
Average Deathclaw kills you before a bitch-made shotgun does any damage.
Calling it now, episode 200 will be 60s Batman vs Toku Spider-man.
I'm getting scared
Just don't. ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
Jimmy BTFO himself almost every day desu. he doesn't really think ahead most of time. he brought pizza to life for fuck sake.
Goku
Damn, aiming a little low there, aren’t ya Simonbro?
Why did it flop?
JUST GIVE IT 16 MORE HOURSE 2 MILLION MORE VIESS TWILL BE ADDED
Leave the Doom Slayer to me...
you already posted this. and it didn't flop, retard
I got curious but most of the people on that plebbit are more like "Uh, who cares, we're not DBZtards"
I think most people who watch Gurren Lagann, unless someone just forces them to debate it, would just say Simon wins because they believe in him, he's just that type of character.
No it doesn't. Shotgun blast right to its face point blank kills them every time. Try not playing like a bitch.
KINGtos.
It's kratosura v2.
No it doesn’t. Shotgun blast riht to it’s face pointblank kills them everAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE STOP SHRUGGING OFF MY ANTI MATERIAL RIFLE BULLETS BEING LODGED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR HEAD DEATHCLAW SAMA AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
do not fucking besmirch simon's name by comparing it to that piece of dogshit
What's the deal with Yujiro vs Raoh or Akuma anyway? "I want to fight strong guys"? Akuma has that but he leans much too into the supernatural, even ignoring that, why Raoh? Raoh was never a fightfag the way Yujiro was.
T-T-Those bullets were made out of paper………
Oh, I don't read or play or watch anything; I just argue about which characters can beat up other characters based on hearsay and blurry screenshots.
They're big "martial arts final bosses" I'd guess.
Swan…
Akuma makes sense since he's pretty much just Yujiro if he was explicitly demonic. Raoh is weird.
VSBW...
Team Feats has been avenged. Thank you, Simon… please, take care of my daughter in my stead…
My wrath… is gone…
Yujiro vs Akuma vibes, not so much Yujiro vs Raoh though.
Akuma has some of that but not the focus on how he influences the people around him or how he inspires awe. All viewpoints on Akuma are from the active fighters. You won't see Akuma making the president of the USA swear an oath to him every four years.
I wonder what actually works well for a Raoh matchup other than just martial arts. Kenshiro got the Jojo matchup because muh grandpa of Jojo or something but there's a lot more to be said about the series and its characters than just that.
I FUARKING LOVE INDIA!!!
DC...
materiale rifle
bitch-made build
Bitch-made post.
Team Feats
only won because of statements
ironically Doomguy won because of feats unlike Simon
Just looked at that thread and now I got a question. Why pick Kyle to fight Simon when Superman is apparently the center of DC multiverse?
Merely rubber bullets, y-you see...
Kyle...
Being able to come into the real world is a feat
Yujiro is based on Akuma.
SHITgunbros we can’t compete with sniper rifle CHADS and even they got BTFOd…….
Simon has both
I think Akuma vs Raoh is cooler than either vs Yujiro. Akuma has the whole killing their master aspect and his depiction in a lot of the Street Fighter manga feels pretty similar to Raoh where they give him a kind of tragic element.
No he isn't. You made that up.
Asura…
I think he’s based on this old sumo manga
As far as Yujiro is concerned I know Itagaki joked about a fight between Raoh and Yujiro once but that's about it.
I fucking hate how every shounen protag is some effeminate twink
Red hair
Associated with demons
Obsessed with fighting
Doesn't care about his kid(s)
Has an intense hatred/rivalry with deceased family member
You're stupid if you think Yujiro isn't inspired by Akuma.
Not Asta
He’s just ass
Akuma has kids?
Just turn the clock back a few decades.
Luffy isn't effeminate.
Goku is a ripped, high test, big dick CHAD which is why he is the undisputed KING of shonen
What about Ichigo is effeminate
Ryu is pretty heavily implied to be related to him.
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Doctor Who made the Doctor a white lady again.
Would Rick fuck her?
he will never defeat superCHAD
I would kill this bitch effortlessly
Oh please, that stupid Alpha movie is not canon.
Simon the CHADger…
Kratos would kill this bitch effortlessly
They are stick thin sissies, that mongrel that played him in the Live action version honestly fit my idea of him, Ichigo is some bishounen baboid, looks like he gets railed on grindr.
True.
Batman…
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Simon
Pathetic
KINGtos...
looks like he gets railed on grindr.
Thats not very nice.
Goku has a more supermodel-like physique than a Conan the Barbarian physique lately. Not that that's a bad thing
Loses to GI Robot
BatFRAUD
You mean that guy who got GAPED by Iron Man?
Iron Man would gape Goku too. They gave him a multiversal rating. In Thorgeta they said any multiversal character solos DBS
Gets beaten by a black guy
Dies IGAY
Leave those Nazi bastards to me
ShartkuRAT can somehow distinguish men that get railed on grindr
Pretty boys are nature's masterpiece. You're just jealous
There's a fuck ton of thumbnails for them fighting so I guess I'll take you at your word. If anything most of his matchups seem to be broken down into "big bad conqueror guy" or "big bad martial arts guy" though.
Maybe the new ones, classic shonen protags are the hot blooded, always eating, based retard archetype
Certified list of FRAUDS
Pedobane
Kyle “oh my nuke-sama” Rainer
Hal “oh no not a plane chair” Jordan
Superbitch
Batjobber
Bejita
CSHITulhu GAYthos
SHITnic
SUBMOUNTAINLEVELtos
RATku
JOBfinite
Giorno GioJOBna
Ghost JOBBER
Ben 10FEETUNDER
SNEEDlee
ALL of SHITruto, One Piss, and Bleach
And the leader of the FRAUDS, the one and only One FRAUD Man, SHITama
...and Popeye the Trans-Woman!
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFFFFFF YEAH IF THIS GUY GOT RAILED BY BBC'S EVERY NIGHT I'M GETTING KATCHIN-FUCKING-HARD THINKING ABOUT IT
Why is Goku like this?
Hulk untouched
Based
SHARTcp
Fodder verse for Doomsday and Wonder of U
Kyle vs Simon was insanely astroturfed, I'm still baffled it got an episode
it's true
Superman? Would get gaped by the Red RIbbon Army
Kratos won
I think G1 did a blog on it a while ago before Akuma vs Shao happened, it's a decently popular match in the community it seems like.
Huh. I wonder what’s worse, being Luffy where you’re a cape… or Naruto where you’re a vagina.
Also, I saw an Izuku version. Is there a name for this Thragg template
He could beat Simon.
sCHADp
Effortlessly RAPES all of composite fiction.
Superficial
Superficial
Superficial (and extremely common character trait)
Akuma doesn't have kids, Yujiro gives a huge shit about Baki considering the whole story arc is his project to cultivate a worthy foe
Doesn't have an intense hatred of any deceased family member or rival, in fact Yujiro doesn't have an intense hate for any fighter in general
Wow, you sure convinced me.
...everyone's disrespect.
GAYku…
several scientists and strategists
3 Superman girls
2 Dogs that are near indestructible and with incredible power (1 if we're not counting barbera cartoons)
and the LITERAL personification of Death
Yeah I think the left wins, some on the right my cause a problem, but most of them are either random humans and/or don't have much power
Calls these obvious similarities "superficial"
Doesn't know Ryu is implied to be linked to Akuma in some way
Is such a non-reader that he doesn't know that Yujiro hates his father immensely
Wow, you sure proved me wrong, faggot.
Heh I'm gonna use METAFAGGOTRY to scale my sub-wall level character to BOUNDLESS,
*GULPS* is that PATACHADSYICS, AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE, NO NO NO NO NO.
I AM SO FUARKING POWERFUL I DESTROY ALL OF COMPOSITE FICTION 10X OVER WITH A SINGLE SHART!!!!
If they did a blog about it then it's probably long gone from the web since I can't find it.
while I'm not a faggot I must say that both are pretty good looking dudes
is that... is that rose tyler..
Nikocado...
Gumball
Universal Remote turns everyone into babies GG
huh what if my favorite character took female versions of male protags I don’t like as his concubines
while I self insert as him
Freudian. Seriously why are powerscalers so closeted?
Nothing wrong with being gay, guess who my hero is
Yeah
I guess they learned nobody cares about black guys
And it was literally one of the best episodes in Death Battle, cope and seethe
couldn't tell you brother
Here
web.archive.org
Looks like they haven't gotten around to reuploading it on the wordpress yet, should be soon
… gets raped by Godzilla.
How long would Goku last.
No that honor goes to Bowser vs Eggman
Kyle vs Simon is doing Krasura numbers at best
Gokek can’t even beat Superfraud let alone Featherine.
If featherine transcends fiction then why didn't she stop some sweaty weeb from drawing Goku railing her?
CALLING EVERY SCHOLAR
CALLING EVERY SCHOLAR
THE HALLS ARE UNDER ATTACK
MOEJANNIES DON'T LET US CREATE NEW THREADS
WE NEED REINFORCEMENT
muh numbers
the quality far surpasses it
Alright, it'll be a nice read.
What other Hokuto matchup could work? I remember making a joke post about using Toki for a jesus MU, which I guess could work if there's just a thematic parallel that isn't just straight up jesus.
If Featherine transcends fiction then why didn’t she stop some sweaty weeb from drawing
Looks inside
Has AI generated tag
gokek
sounds like a falseflag but it's funny
maybe 5 seconds?
No Denji
Based.
oof baka moment
Post characters who could dominate dc
This reminds me of the staggering amounts of art with Goku either Raping Makima or being brutally pegged or raped by a futa Makima.
It always jumpscares me.
...
Anyways post Link to the original
the band doesnt go all the way around the back of her head
Ai is shit
There is a weirdly high amount of people who self insert as Dragon Ball characters.
I thought that was Yoko from the thumbnail, kek.
I love how the fucking PSYCHOPATHkuposter on this general is more in-character for Goku than most fanart of Goku. At least HE knows that Goku isn’t supposed to be a serious character.
It's true that battleboarding and shipping are two sides of the one coin. Talking about matchups is talking about OTP's and who wins is actually who tops. Killing is a cream pie. Goku has been topped, and ejaculated inside of, by Superbitch 3 times
BREAKING NEWS: Security footage leaks confirm Mr. Wile E. Coyote to be the true mastermind behind the infamous Omni-Man VS Bardock result. ACME associates refused to comment.
lost to superman 3 times in a row
Maybe about 3.50
Simon creampied the entire DC cosmology
FUARK I'm strong
Goku got his ass filled 3 times in a row by superman
lmao
Simon…
Reminder that it is only gay if you bottom.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Yoko....
Kratos...
This isn’t your shitty Subreddit, go get raped by a black guy
That says nothing meaningful about how many multiverses you can affect or destroy. It's pretty much useless as a feat since toons do that all the time and only retards think they're gigaverse busters because of it.
Otto out of nowhere
Who can the Gquacks fight?
Reminds me of the Yujiro meme where he has so much testosterone he sees everyone else as a woman
It's pretty much useless as a feat since toons do that all the time and only retards think they're gigaverse busters because of it.
So everyone in this thread?
Yoko's Spiral Energy is WARPING these Halls.
She must be a demon in the sack...
Man, I hope we get a POV of this when he rapes Homelander
characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Tom will make that scoundrel pay...
jesus no wonder simon picked nia over yoko...
Muh R > F
>NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
He still does anyway
MY FUARKING HERO!!!
Forget brain cells. It's stupidity at the informational level. Like Simon's regen
Where would you scale Ares Prime? This is spoilers from Xenoblade X DE new content. Spoilers of course:
So, in the Xeno series, there is an object known as the Zohar and it's basically an object that have the power of God and can connect to multiple universes/dimension. In Xenoblade, it's called the Conduit. Xenoblade X is a game that have Mecha and they are called Skells. X have a skell that's called Ares Prime and it's connect to the Conduit. So, it's similar to that of Alvis, Malos, and Pnuema from the main series. It can not only survive an entire Universe being destroyed, but can also traveled into another one. It's said to be just as powerful as a universe being destroy and it's powered by souls from the collective unconscious. How powerful is it?
Post the original one with superman you copied this from YOU PLAGIARIST
doesn't believe in multiversal kratos
slurps up every simon statement and gag feat and treats it as OUTERVERSAL REALITY FICTION TRANSCENDENCE
Yeah reddit isn't the best place for powerscaling takes
Godzilla's very GAY, then.
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Superman has no limits
the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe this
not even DC thinks Superman has no limits
NOBODY with a functioning brain thinks Superman has no limits
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
characterrants and reddit agree with the idea of outerversal Simon
only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's *only* multiversal
not even DC writers deny that Simon solos their verse
NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Simon was *only* throwing galaxies
Why is death battle such a spectacular resounding success at convincing everyone?
Simon out of nowhere
Transcending fiction to actually mind break people
KWAB
what dead battle episode should i rewatch tonight?
well then, what will you do about the other Goku fucking Featherine porn (non-AI) anon?
I think it's kind of interesting the post-fight analysis in that blog that a lot of people give Raoh a hax win, but some seem to think Akuma could resist a portion of the pressure point hax just because pressure points in general have been resisted by Akuma.
I wonder exactly how it'd work out, because pressure point resistance is a thing in Hokuto, example being how Kenshiro resisted Amiba's passively, broke through Toki's paralysis, Raoh and Jagi countered theirs being pressed... But at the same time, there seem to be pressure points that can't be simply countered. Like Rei's 3 day death pressure point, or seemingly the one Raoh and Ken were gonna press at the end of their first fight before Toki stopped them.
Clearly resistance might work one way, but it might not work in another. If you're equalizing things.
out of nowhere
Yeah, probability altering missiles tend to do that
This pasta remains undefeated btw
Shao Kahn vs M Bison
that he doesn't know that Yujiro hates his father immensely
In your headcanon. The only """evidence""" of this is his shock at Yuichiro's tulpa showing up and that's it. He has no other "interaction" with his father.
Ryu's link to Akuma
Headcanon and not confirmed or implied by any official source.
Obvious "similarities"
They don't act alike. Their personalities are lightyears apart from one another. Their application of martial arts is entirely different. Even the association with demons is entirely different as Yujiro is known as the ogre, while Akuma doesn't have a title he goes by (or even any influence in society) and just has demonic themes to his attack names. You may as well say fucking Gaara was based on Akuma.
Everyone believes in the Simon that believes in them, it's that simple.
not even DC writers deny that Simon solos their verse
Can I get a QRD? Would be fun to use in future threads.
the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe death battle fanfiction on this
fuark...robotCHADs are this strong?!
Simon already 15-0 on predictions in other sites. Death battle was preaching to the choir here. Every time they try to come up with their own independent conclusions and headcanon it fails miserably.
The only """evidence""" of this is his shock at Yuichiro's tulpa showing up and that's it
absolutely. I'm tired of this fanon with Yuichiro. this and him "surviving a nuke" that was never launched. Yujiro even paid the old man a compliment right after, something to the effect of
my dad and I saw things differently. check out this neat technique of his, though, Baki...
I've only seen people criticize how DB scales characters. No one is really talking about Simon being outerversal. In general I noticed alot of people agree that he can't actually defeat the entire DC universe.
I still think it's funny to think that there are a number of dc cockriders trying to make sense of this shit
YEET
Several of it implies Featherine is domming Goku
Absolutely nothing, for she has already won.
Even if the bombs were launched there'd be no guarantee he'd get hit point fucking blank anyway. That'd be making a huge amount of assumptions.
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Dio is MFTL
only the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe this
not even Araki thinks Dio is MFTL
NOBODY with a functioning brain thinks Dio is MFTL
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
To lose is to be humiliated, and humiliation is generally associated with emasculation. Such as with April Fools Surrender threads, or the general association of losers with cuckoldry, in that regard, losing a fight, having your women stolen, being feminized and sodomized are just ever increasing degrees of humiliation/emasculation. Mythologically, the act of sodomy or castration was seen as the loss of one's own sovereignity and power.
In general I noticed alot of people agree that he can't actually defeat the entire DC universe
On leddit it's just ROW ROW all the way down since Simon is the poster child for their indomitable human spirit meme
youtube.com
Gojo is going to have a fight that mogs all the very best fights of every other character posted ITT. Unlimited Void landing, the black flash into his 3v1, and the final Purple outplay, are all going to be generation-defining moments.
To lose is to be humiliated, and humiliation is generally associated with emasculation.
Ali Jr? Undefeated against Yujiro.
Death battle bros our results have zero credibility...
Generation defining moment is some jobber twink getting torn in half
true. and the bombs they did launch *carpeted* the island. when Yujiro was surviving bombs in Nam he did so by laying low and hiding somewhere safe. he did survive that insane fireball at the end of Jack's flashback but so did Diane. though you could make the argument she only survived because he was in the way
In general I noticed alot of people agree that he can't actually defeat the entire DC universe.
that's just how losers think
...as soon as people forget the flop ending.
Swanbros...
That SCP specifically seems like it was written for the express purpose of being the strongest SCP or even strongest fictional character. It's whole gimmick is that it's actually more real than real life, and therefore solos all fiction and all of reality as well.
Yes. You have to go back literally decades to pull "feats" from your favorites. Nobody cares about them lmao. Gojo is going to do this in a movie and the entire world is going to cheer for him.
Reminder the anime is going to upscale that fight
We're about to see instant regen when Gojo stands in the middle of Malevolent Shrine
JJK
Mogged by Skidibi ToiletKINGS
KWAB
Kratos is outer-fictional so he solos neg-diff.
But... But Superman threw his one-off enemy Faggotroon into the Big Bang in Action Comics 1337 in 1962...
It's whole gimmick is that it's actually more real than real life, and therefore solos all fiction and all of reality as well.
wow... they made KINGTOS into an scp???
statements
feats
lore
Simon is a GATTAI of all 3
FUCK JJKeks we can’t beat toiletKINO…….
they claim to not believe the character that's never been shown destroying anything more impressive than a mountain is actually multiversal but they believe the over the top character shown towering over galaxies absorbing the entire universe is multiversal, curious!
Then that just means reality is fictional in SCP and all of SCP is below fiction except for 3812.
From the little characterisation we have of Yuichiro we can tell he wouldn't just throw himself into a bomb like a complete 10IQ moron to show off his giga-huge power level.
retards on reddit believe objects depicted as galaxies are actually multiverses and the characters are fighting in an outerverse despite blood and smoke moving around with fluid physics
Yep I don't take them seriously at all
Damn, did he also convince them to rig Bill vs Discord or was that all Speedy?
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO TO GET MY CHARACTERS TO BEAT THIS OUTERVERSAL BEAST OF A MAN!!!!!!
OBJECTIVELY that would be a Suggsverse character
Guys, help me scale PLEASE!!!
Death Battle themselves are the biggest frauds of them all
My HERO!!!
Still mindbroken that he can't just magic away everything the producers and writers wrote for the series
Why's Big Sexy got that thousand yard stare in his eyes?
I'm out of arguments? Better call the other guy mindbroken
Canon
Fanon
Thorbros
Alucard won.
Alucard out of NOWHERE
Alucardbroken
This but unironically
SCP had already done a couple of the 'transcending fictional layers' or 'treating narrative as it's own space you can explore' before 3812, like a Sopranos tape that let you go 'deeper' into worlds within worlds.
3812 was just the first time an actual character was able to walk in and out of fiction without really thinking about it and was meant to toy with the idea that the real world itself was essentially a fictional narrative to 'higher' entities. It wasn't actually written as a powerscaling thing.
The author himself later stated that you can view 3812 as strong or as weak as you want depending on how you treat pataphysics. 3812 could just be something infinitely transcendent within it's own narrative or more 'real' than the real world. It was powerscalers, especially the ones that drank the Morrison Kool-aid that made into more than it ever should have been.
despite blood and smoke moving around with fluid physics
Are you stupid? They're the size of unfathomably large celestial bodies bare minimum. What does it matter? They've went way beyond anything that could be boiled down to "logic" ages ago. If you really cared about all of that you may as well argue they're smaller than Arc.
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Thor is MFTL
only the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe this
not even Marvel editorial and their authors think Thor is MFTL
NOBODY with a functioning neural synapse thinks Thor is MFTL
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Bejita won
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
the only thing worse than marvel speed feats are dragon ball speed feats
B-B-But muh chainscaling…
Marvel outright has their editorial disagreeing with it bro
MAKE WAY FOR TEAM DAI-GURREN EVERYONE
Wym? Goku hit 0-3 faster than anyone else in Death Battle
Now Sentry on the other hand...
spamming the same pasta to cope
2010-2015 has Gumball, Regular Show, and Uncle Grandpa hax so I'd give to them
Power Rangers did it first
Thor's powers come from magic. He's as fast and as strong as he needs to be as long as the cause is worthy according to Ewing.
And Yoko's rockin' tits.
You fucking dipshits call this "shock"?
he's malding people are pointing out they aren't taking his precious fanfic webshow seriously and laughing at said fact
OHNONONONONONONO
Swan is malding people are pointing out bobody takes his precious fanfic webshow seriously and are laughing at said fact
Swan's having a melty btw
the only time the show is actually right is when Swan disagrees with the result
KWAB
bobody
how do you fuck up typing nobody that hard? b and d are far apart
seems like it was written for the express purpose of being the strongest
It's difficult to say what is "written for powerscaling" when it looks like that because r>f became the new meta. A while ago you'd think of that as the story being meta.
yes. he was shocked that his father's ghost manifested out of nowhere and seemingly for no reason. he said, and I quote:
Are you lost or something?
in that panel you posted. which doesn't tell us any characterization akin to your dramatic "FUCKING HATES HIS DAD IMMENSELY"
AGGGGGHHHHH WE CANNOT BEAT HIM. WE JUST FUARKING CANNOT
DCbros...
Jojobros...
We can't refute this...
Yujiro screaming at the top of his lungs, with that text font, while making an angry face, tells us pretty clearly he feels very strongly about his dad. You are free to be stupid somewhere else.
Alukek melty even after the episode's been out for seven months
so now we've gone from "fucking hates his dad immensely" to "has feelings"
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Hal can time travel anymore
only the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe this
not even DC editorial and their authors think Hal can time travel after retconning it
NOBODY with a functioning brain thinks Hal can still time travel
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
I would expect Yujiro to scream at the top of his lungs "WTF are you doing here?" if his dead dad manifested out of the aether in the middle of a fight
Can I be in Death Battle too?
K, b, c.
Hal
Sand level btw
....so subplanetary gods?
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Goku can destroy the universe anymore
only the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums believe this
not even Toei and Toriyama or Toyotarou thought or think Goku can bust the universe after retconning it
NOBODY with a functioning brain thinks Goku can still bust the universe
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Simpsons? Outerversal at bare minimum.
what the fuck happened to galactus
If they made the episode today they might actually consider that.
Who wins this fight between del Toro's 2 most recent movies
he got put in one of starlin's thanos books
Got mogged by Thanos planet busting.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" said in ridiculously exaggerated text
This is supposed to mean he has some intense vitriolic relationship with his father
That is the one and only "interaction" Yujiro has ever been showed to have with his father. What else is there to your extensive narrative that you made up in your head?
a three foot wooden puppet versus a seven foot creature with human (at the very least) level strength
Wow.....tough fight.
this made swan seethe so much he's copying this pasta to defend the show
KWAB
SLAUGHTERS Superman
PUMMELS Popeye
SHREDS Sonic
KILLS Kratos
GORES Goku
CURBSTOMPS Kirby
DESTROYS Doomslayer
MANHANDLES Mickey Mouse
Breeds Reimu
SCOURGES Sephiroth
LAYS WASTE to Link
OBLITERATES Omni-man
FASTER than Flash
HUMILIATES Hulk
TORTURES Thor
BRUTALIZES Baxter's verses
Super GODrio bros... what did we do to deserve such a HERO???
Idk man, when a character has such a visceral reaction to another like that, it typically implies there's bad blood. Sorry you have bad reading comprehension and poor ability to pick up on context clues.
Damn he's Perpetua level.
That passive aggressiveness is such an unattractive way to talk
Listen carefully.
The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on Anon Babble—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.
Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.
You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.
Damn,Reimu gets to be impregnated by THAT?
when a character has such a visceral reaction to another like that
So what you're saying is that Yujiro hates Motobe with the passion of a thousand suns because he reacted the same way when Motobe said he'd protect him and when he interrupted his fight with Musashi?
Not that impressive anywhere outside of DC then.
I too would scream at the top of my lungs if the ghost of my dad showed up out of nowhere.
I will always adore schizo-posting.
Christ, Kratos posting is just Jiren Posting. At least Jiren's mouth piece doxxed himself.
drills are fucking cool
Name a fictional character stronger than this.
He was angry with Motobe, yes. Was this supposed to be an own? Really, did anyone here pass their literature classes?
Base Might Guy stomps.
the pasta mindbroke the kratosjeet
KEK I'll repost it every thread to mock KEKtos and Death SHARTle.
JOBren
SURPASSED by KINGtos.
i never realized how kissable Asura's lips are
Mario is a confirmed friend of Godzilla
Jirenbro has a poster of the human white horse from the show that can't be named even though the fanbase is dying
Lmao,no way
Nikoposter and Zillabro aren't part of this conspiracy btw, they're just like that.
Asurasissy out no NOWHERE
KINGtosbroken.
Kratos…
FUCK YOU BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD
He was angry with Motobe, yes.
Don't be obtuse. That's not what I asked.
Kratos…
Heralds of Galactus are slower than spiderman and cosmic marvel scales to them btw
Yoko...
Spider-Man has immeasurable, infinite speed in case you didn't know
out no
ESLtos…
Based AsuraGOD
Yoko out of NOWHERE
Yoko Littner…
The average death battle fan that thinks Kratos is multiversal says this.
I love this pic because it's like a microcosm of New Sincerity
sincere - enjoys normal masculine media
ironic - pretend to enjoy a girls children show
post ironic - realize girls children show can express the same themes and even have powerscaling shit
meta ironic - pretend to be a hypermasculine dragonchad after being a genuine brony
new sincerity - realize dragon ball is peak fiction and masculine values are fundamental to society
Base xeelee victim
My HERO is too much of a HERO to hurt other HEROES.
yoko..
I'd kiss her...
TESChads and PersonaChads won.
Waku waku....
Wow… that’s almost as strong as non-Super TTGL!
It is a silver bullet to the current metafaggotry death battle meta and for that it is based.
Nigger, his theme is literally “Princes of PRIDE”
solos all fiction and all of reality as well
Can call 3812 a bitch and a pussy and have nothing happen to me in real life
40k will never have an ep
Y-YOKO?! W-WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT STRONG, MUSCLY GREEK MAN LIKE THAT? HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF KAMINA-ANIKI!
jeet hours again
DCbro…
KEKAROOO!!
I...AM...INCAPABLE...
She's just killing time until I take her back to the bedroom and fuck her silly.
Mexico likes Green Lantern more
AY CARAMBA, WE ARE FANS OF EL CAPESLOP?????
I know what you are.
KEEP YOUR MAN-KILLING LIPS AWAY FROM HIM!
comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Toph's earthbending has no limits
the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe this
not even Bryke thinks Toph's earthbending has no limits
NOBODY with a functioning neural synapse thinks her earthbending has no limits
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
Because Goku is a friendship radiator, Goku survives the remainder of his natural life span because Simon wouldn't want him dead.
GREEK
He’s a cyborg, retardbro.
AAIIEEE SAVE ME FROM THE BEAR, DC!!!
Gaara won
By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
HEROsura was reincarnated along with his family in the future.
Based.
Swan...
If you removed all the aspects that Featherine can do to the people in the lower sections of her setting because they are lower, what can she actually do to things on her tier of existence?
Because if I am designing a VS scenario, both characters are going to be on the same level.
Hi, Raj.
at least gayshitter never resulted to cuck shit
Why does Asura have bigger boobs than Durga?
Reminder that cuckposters are indian and below our dignity to respond to.
He works out his CHADtorals alot.
Reminder the phoneposting cuckspammer has been here all thread. You can tell by the iphone filenames.
I AM GOING TO DESTROY THIS MOUNTAIN AND PROVE THE DEATH BATTLE POSTERS WRONG! I AM ABOVE MOUNTAIN LEVEL!!
Reminder that SHITiorno got FRAUDchecked by Joker and can no longer plague fiction with his OP stand.
Swan got gaped by one copypasta
Grim.
It's not even a good NLF since there are better ones out there
Swan doesn’t care about these threads, he would never come down here just to seethe over people making fun of his calcs and preferences for certain characters and IPs.
He's got a chest like Arnold
destroy himself and the embodiment of all mantra so his daughter and the rest of humanity lives free from divine intervention
reincarnates 870 million years later to live a happy life with his family
suddenly giant meteor
instead of running, braces himself to stop it even though he’s just a fucking human
Absolute BEAST
B-B-BUT DEATH BATTLE SAID I WOULD WIN SWAN SAVE M-AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kratos beat zeus who is olympus
Olympus is a giant mountain
KEKYPOW
Godzilla carbonized Zeus. Big deal.
This would be a better fight than Gohan and you know it
nah
WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I DYING IN THE SUN SWAN TOLD ME I WAS STAR LEVEL?!?!?!?
Kratos killed poseidon the god of the sea. The sea contains over 1.35 billion cubic kilometers (321 million cubic miles) of water. Meaning kratos was able to pack even more force than the entire ocean in his punches to kill him.
I unironically think spacebattles is the best vs debate site around.
KEKAROO
He really is based beyond belief, lel.
A Life Well Lived
KINO
Luke gets punched into meat chunks and then mindrapes Mark into a vegetable as a force ghost
Sounds extremely anticlimactic.
Large star level star.
He's just like me!
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Kratos killed [A REGIONAL GOD]
Hades was omnipresent inside hell. And kratos could react to and even blitz hades.
Mark and Cloud after getting hit by a SINGLE Force blast from GOATke Skywalker
You weren’t supposed to post that…
That's not a high bar desu
Kratos killed the god of the sun. Which caused the sun to die. Kratos has multi solar system level ap.
Mega Man/Bass scales to Archie Sonic who's above IDW Sonic and would neg Reverse Flash btw
They are filled with autists so of course.
IDW Sonic is game Sonic.
And Archie Sonic doesn't exist anymore.
zeus who is olympus
Zeus represents Olympus as in the people who serve him, Athena was begging Kratos not to kill Zeus because that would mean he’ll kill all of the other gods that would defend him. Kratos literally says all of Olympus will die if they deny him his vengeance. Pretty sure a mountain won’t care about Kratos’ vengeance.
Kratossissies...
No lies detected
WHAT LE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!? DEATH BATTLE TOLD ME YOU'RE MERELY STREET LEVEL HOW I JOBBING TO YOU? SWAN HELP M-AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
K, b, c.
Death shartle and swan btfo forever
KRATOSISTERS, EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOOOWW!!! BRING YOUR COOKBOOKS WITH YOU TOO!
Looks pretty destroyed to me
They're the same up to a certain point but they're separate continuities.
HOW IS HULK STRONGER ME I THOUGHT DEATH BATTLE SAID I COULD KILL HUL*ACK*
IDW and the games are the same canon.
Post reboot Archie is the same as the games as well.
Pre reboot was erased from existence, so who gives a fuck.
Each of these dudes could 1v1 asura
…’s pinky toe
…’s human form with with extreme difficulty.
What is asura even going to do when kratos uses the concept of hope on asura? It would give asura hope that he gets a new game. A paradox that would mindbreak asura.
…’s dirty dishes.
the death battle seether who makes unfunny shitposts is here
I still see mountains…
Nah, just do Luke vs Naruto
Reminder Kratos no diffed Asura without Power of Hope
…’s first opponent Wyzen’s pinky finger.
the death battle mocker CHAD who makes posts that are absolutely 100% correct is here
That Hades design is fucking atrocious
Mold...
GOLD!
It would give asura hope that he gets a new game. A paradox that would mindbreak asura
Why would he or anyone (who actually cares his story) need another game? Let the guy live in peace.
Spits subsonic waterball at Kratos
They share certain elements but their continuities aren't exactly identical.
Migrate
Huh?
jobbing to the sun
KWAB
looks like Invader Zim.
Calling Perpetua a universe buster when she requires amp and prep to destroy one universe at a time is like calling Buuhan a universe buster because he can destroy it by chain reaction.
Do not worry my brothers, this puny robotic demigod stands no chance against the might of Olym… HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT IN CRONOS’ BALLS IS THAT?!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY GIGANTIC, MUCH BIGGER THAN THIS FUCKING PLANET!! HERMES, CAN YOUR TWICE-AS-FAST-AS-THE-AVERAGE-GREEK-CITIZEN SPEED HELP US?!! NO?!! FUUUUUCK!!! POSEIDON, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T FLOOD HIM WITH YOUR GREEK-CITY LEVEL SEA?!! WAIT! WHERE THE FUCK IS HADES?!! HE RAN BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD?! WELL SHIT!!! MY BUILDING-LEVEL BOLTS WON’T CUT IT!! EVERYONE, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY, NOOOOWWWW!!!
This is a listroon thread
Someone make a non listroon thread