come home from a long day of work
see this
What do?
Come home from a long day of work
....you do know a cat peed on that right?
I was gonna get it replaced
Stare at it
offer him some cake and milk so he doesn't feel the need to steal it.
Smoke starts coming from it as it suddenly glows
ask him if hes black
You look under that skirt? Really?
y-you too.....
Ask if he want to watch Superman and Big Barda's sex tape.
Be thankful he wears underwear
Tell my bitch to get back on the street. My money ain't making itself.
I didnt think it would look... like that.jpg
Going to assume Darkseid is wearing underwear underneath that skirt and continue on with my day. If there is a brown ring or wet spot on that sofa, that sofa is getting thrown out.
smooth as the bonnet of a porsche
Whip my dick out and pee on him.
A round of lee trevinos for everyone!
all the fights that happen in the bar
not a single one of them shows a silent guy throwing someone through a window, i was really let down by that version of noonans
JUST pee?
get on my knees
DUDE THAT CHAIR IS GONNA SMELL LIKE BALLS NOW
DOES YOUR MOTHER BOX HAVE NEW GODS FEBREZE IN IT
"You may have sex with The Mighty Endowed."
LIKE I WAS SAYING, MI CASA ES SU CASA, CAN I GET YOU A BEER
"Nice skirt, faggot."
I never thought of that. Always assumed he went commando since no one ever kicked him in the balls before.
batman was the only mortal to just hit im the nads
(after dodging zeta beams of course)
That chair is putting in WORK
thats the best fucking reply, just looking at him in slight disgust and walking to the toilet shaking your head sayiing it
What if Darkseid just smiles and starts hitting on you talking about all kinds of dirty things he wants to do with you?
Could you win a game of Gay Chicken against Darkseid?
I'll have that fucker on his knees within minutes.
I am many things anon, but in my house... I am God.
Keith David is a great voice actor and I've liked him a lot in other roles, but I didn't like his Darkseid voice. He sounds too warm and too empathetic.
I die for Darkseid
He's wonderful but having to follow Michael Ironside?
Call him a fag and tell him to put some damn pants on
Take a seat on his lap. Too tired to do anything else.
I work from home so this is not a scenario that could potentially happen.
Either way, I'm not Orion so I'd inform him that he's got the wrong house.
This but in alternate universe
At his age, he probably has dementia and you're going to have to call one of his kids and tell them that their dad has wandered off again.
If I'm not dead then that means he is open to interaction. I have much to gain from this. Either direct power or knowledge. Which I plan to use to do horrible things to people who deserve it.
Spreading his manskirt to assert dominance
Based
Busts out anti life equation on you.
Just picture his daughter getting creampied by me
Does darkside even take showers?