NEW BIGTOP BURGER

It's a blessed day

Sex with whatever this is

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cryptids imprisoned with Steve are mothman, bigfoot, Santa, some red thing (named Woods?), Dracula, an alien, and DB Cooper

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some red thing (named Woods?)

Flatwoods monster.

Merry Christmas

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flatwoods monster is a cute hick girl

well SHOOT now I have to BUST ROPE

Man of tastes and relentless confidence.

you can't marry dracula

Cesare's next cryptid target was going to be Shrek

heh

That's the cutest interpretation the Flatwoods green dress

it's giving Peridot....

Kind of a flex if Worthikids can just drop a bigtop burger episode outta the blue like that

What's LDG stand for anyway?

Long Distance Girlfriend

Alex Hirsch

wait the gravity falls guy?

I think he needs to abandon this shit and make another one with the witches.

Hirsch is a leech, god dammit

That's the cutest Dracula I've ever seen.

looking up Flatwoods Monster

There's an entire section for "West Virginia Cryptids"

The fuck? Is West Virginia the real life Gravity Falls?

Dude is just looking for ways to attach himself to good projects without making anything new himself

D B Cooper has a kiwi accent despite the fact that he was American

Alex Hirsch

No, I will not

There ain't no more haunted place in the United States than West Virginia.

It's just full of drunk retards that can't tell what they're looking at. It's why shit like the flatwoods monster and mothman are just big flying shapes with huge eyes, just an owl misidentifed.

Any Cryptid that's a completely unique entity and doesn't have a million stories is probably a misidentified animal. Bigfoot's probably real because you can't go 4 miles without someone claiming to see one.

Bigfoot's probably real

We live in the age of cell phone cameras, hearsay doesn't mean shit

So it's less undead vs clowns and more undead trapping cryptids? Eh I preferred the first one, I won't lie

steve's an alien.

Don't forget the very common feature of cryptids howling or screeching, like there aren't at least a dozen common forest creatures which do exactly that. There's even alleged sasquatch encounters which involve the thing screeching.

No office secretary zombie to step on my balls and tell me the tps reports are late.

Why even live?

what even are these names

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huge wolf-life creature with glowing eyes and shaggy mane

That's just a fucking wolf, there's nothing even paranormal here

I know all of these names because of Fallout 76

huh

He's not tiptoeing around the Caligari references anymore

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Snallygaster sounds super made up

It's an Americanization of the German Schneller Geist, or "quick ghost."

Living Dead Girl, another Caligari reference, except this time it's referencing Rob Zombie referencing Caligari

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Five minutes and already three top-tier waifus. Which one is your favorite?

He was in the Season 2 finale. He's reprising his role here.

I haven't heard him at all in this episode

Now we just need Stephen King himself. Steve comes from Stephen, Penny comes from Pennywise from IT, and Tim and Billie are named after Pennywise's actors (Tim Curry and Bill Skarsgard).

Not in this episode, but this season, I'm sure.

Sheepsquatch

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kino classics

How did they know

Actually probably more related to the Goatman than any squatch.