...I'm tired

...I'm tired

Then go to sleep anon

I am so very VERY fucking tired

Parents will drop their kids to see literally anything.

it looked ok for trailers. i imagine most parents would just go with kids no questions asked. who knew they fucked it up with most insane morality and family messages possible.

How can one sleep when there's so much with this world?

negative youtube reviews have no power

lmao

Even the most normalfag of normalfag places are bashing it

Still raking in cash

I wish parents actually cared about they kind of content they were exposing their kids to. I get it, you can send them to the theatre with a babysitter and have a few private hours you get to fuck in, but honestly.

Makes a billion despite even the normies saying it sucks

So what happens now

doesnt really affect family movies, but tbolts had huge marketing push with bought positive reviews and bombed. eternals level numbers despite massive inflation since then. one of worst performing movies in mcu adjusting for inflation. andor bombed with good reviews. like 600M budget for tv show.

normalfags are now the e celebs fags on YouTube and twitter

Anons, I don't know how to say this but those people aren't the normal ones either.

Said days before the preimere it was going to make an effortless billion dollar gross, mostly due to Moana 2 and to a lesser extent Inside Out 2 making that much

Get told by the retards here I was wrong because it was live action and those were animated

Look who's laughing now? Not me. I didn't want this to happen either, I just knew it was going to

So you paid to watch that movie all of this many times and you spent all of that money? Damn son.

They are called NPCs for a reason anon
They see the commercial brand character and they consooooooom

Where's the inflation cope now?

Another "CGI character in a car" escene for the collection.

I chock it up to people liking tropical and polynesian themed stuff. It's a slept on area in media.

Maybe it could be that there isn't anything made for kids in big screen currently.
Who knows, the fucking mouse always wins anyways.

You were (and still are) wrong because you’re pinning its success to Moana 2 when it would make a billion regardless.

Are we sure this isn’t money laundering? Who’s actually seeing this?

it's lilo and stitch merch that has been getting a resurgence since like 2019. I thought the movie was coming much sooner when I say how much stitch shit was being put out there after moana 1. then D+ brought it on and it opened a whole new generation of viewers.

Ohana means putting your family up for adoption

That's like claiming beauty and the beast would make a billion because lion king made a billion.

Do you have kids? Do you watch and take care of your cousins? Are you a teacher of any kind? If you answered no to all of these please stop being a fucking retard faggot who can't comprehend what he doesn't experience.

Oh boy, I can't wait until it's dethroned by the NEXT live action remake not made by the mouse

And this likewise would've made a billion dollars anyway too, for most of the same reasons
There's no use coping about it now anon, we lost

we lost

Who are these we and what were they going to win?

Beauty and the Beast came first anon, and it DID make a billion dollars

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you loved the L&S remake. Go ahead, celebrate, you earned it buddy

Haven't even watched and not planning to considering I watched the tv series as a kid and I refuse to affect that with anything
I'm just wondering who are these we you were talking about

"I watched it so you don't have to" almost always ends up in retarded hate-watchers wanting to see it

Well I certainly didn't want this to happen, I wanted it to underperform at the very least, I knew it wouldn't, but I hoped

So that only leaves you, and you wanting it to do well, regardless if you saw it or now.

Just think about your waifus and rest easy

I already knew it wasn't gonna bomb cause it's cashing in on nostalgia for an IP when Disney was still considered good. I don't feel good that I was right.

The film has a budget of $100M.

yeah but that doesn't account for our marketing costs and... uh... extra expenses. I'm afraid the movie didn't actually make a profit at all after you've deducted our expenses, Mr Tax Man.

*cough*

yes but I don't think you understand how much global marketing costs us! please, we're one step away from bankruptcy you can't just take all our slim profits away with your taxes and residuals!

Have a kid and then type that to me again

CAPITALISM WINS AGAIN!!!

Question. What would Disney take away if this makes more money than Fantastic four? Disney is already calling streaming dead thanks to the Star Wars with rape budget going over 500 million a season.

I was unaware Amy Hill was in this. Neat. Still not watching.

I would be excited for 625, but they cut Gantu

That Fantastic Four isn't a worthy IP anymore, not anything to do with their actions making it
Disney's issue is they are locked in entirely on their prior IPs and recycling them, but leaving exactly zero room for new IPs to spring up. With their IP returning continuing to have diminishing results until they are backed to a wall
Encanto is looking like the singular IP Disney is going to create that'll stick around in the 2020s. They are burning through IPs (like MCU, Star Wars, Lion King, Little Mermaid, Snow White, etc) far too quickly then they are creating new ones

Don't ask questions, just pick a side and be angry

Live actions will keep going, you can't stop them

We betrayed everything Rachel Zegler fought for.

Can't wait for the sequel!

Tia Carrere (Nani's voice actress) is also in it and she plays the role of the social worker

Now, adjust for inflation.

Its all alien language until it swaps to english so the big red button can say Activate

No, no, everything is completely neutral in this life. Who cares about the outcome of anything? It's not like this is going to affect future movies or how Disney or anything.

Disney doesn't have many classic movies left to rape in live action. The only ones left are Bambi, Hercules, Fantasia and possibly The Emperor's New Groove.

Brother Bear and Home on the Range are hated. Black Couldron, Treasure Planet and Atlantis were bombs. Hunchback is probably too dark to try to remake, and Disney will never acknowledge Song of the South. They even did Mary Poppins and Pete's Dragon already, their live action/animation hybrids. What's left? The good Pixar movies?

Angel

I'm surprised this didn't get more attention. I guess the movie being so dogshit took away from any fans being serviced.

There you go!

Because they merchandise her so hard as "female Stitch" that it's obvious she'll show up

What's left? The good Pixar movies?

They are definitely going to redo Toy Story in "live action" (i.e. the toys will still be CGI but made to look more lifelike and detailed) because it's one of their biggest merchandise IPs and every Disney-obsessed youtuber constantly derides how outdated and uncanny it looks, especially with the human characters.

Of course, a remade Toy Story would still mean including Girboss Bo Peep and probably even having Andy be "Andrea" or "Andre", if you get my drift.

Can't wait for the next 9 Live action flops before the 10th is a big hit, repeating the cycle once again.

They could try a modern Three Caballeros

Tbh I don't buy it given the cartoonish shit Disney has done to try and just lie success into existence the last decade or so.

They usually astroturf things for a month in media until the news cycle moves and then they quietly admit "actually that was shit and it failed RIP" and move on so we'll see by then.

Why is Hollywood like this? It's not like the one hit every 15 years makes enough revenue to undue the debt of 15 years of flops.

They don't. Giving normalfags access to the Internet was a mistake.

I don't give a shit about future disney movies

CGI was a mistake

What did this do right (in the audiences eyes) that, say, Snow White didn't?
They're both bad conceptually, but one is clearly more successful than the other

1. Doesn't raceswap the characters
2. Doesn't have people who worked on it going on social media to shit on the original
That's it. Kids don't give a single shit that the plot and theme is different and there's not obvious political bait to get outraged over. They just care Stitch is there to do stupid shit

The critical drinker made more videos on one of them more than the other.
THE POWER OF THE MESSAGE IS NOT IMPECCABLE

You're overthinking it. Lilo & Stitch was always going to succeed because Stitch himself is an even more desirable merchandise icon internationally for Disney than even fucking Mickey Mouse. The Japanese love him, for example. You could have the film come to a complete standstill with the entire cast literally looking to the camera and giving a moral lecture to the audience about racism and colonialism, but as long as funny alien dog is crawling around in the background the crowd will clap and cheer.

It has been long enough since the original(2002) that the kids have no frame of reference. There's not to compare it to in their eyes.

It's a modern tale instead of an ancient fairytale that everyone, even kids, are bored of.

That's what I thought it was
In that case, should we not encourge them to put as much garbage into these movies as possible?

This may come as a shock to you, but some people do

The live-action remake is the flawed product of a deranged mind.

It's very simple actually. People don't actually give a shit about Snow White, and Stitch is now in the nostalgic sweet spot and is a merch juggernaut

This may come as a shock to you, but Disney fans aren't "people".

parents love it

kids love it

childless adults hate it

Hmmm

Don't include me in your massreply when you're just restating the same thing I just said, you troglodyte.

They can do whatever they want, the weight of their slop is already coming down on them
Lion King live action 2 left a billion on the table, MCU is bombing, Star Wars is bombing
They can only take so many old IPs out of their magic hat

Not only is it making a shit ton of money but it also has okay to good reviews everywhere and not just from "professional" critics. Normalfags will pay to watch and enjoy anything as long as it's not overtly political and the actors involved aren't too annoying.

parents who dont care

kid who dont know better slop it up

average people hate it

ftfy

Anon your favorite e celebs fags are not average people, please when will you realize this?

why project?

Stitch is a massive draw the people love animated little fuckers

Why are you throwing an austitic shitfit? It's not even that big of a reply?

This may also come as a shock to you, but not all Disney fans are "Disney Adults"

My wife

I'm just saying what I said, and for the love of Allah, enough with the therapy speak.

Don't have a kid if you can't be a good parent.

Like I've said before, it's ESL-Slop, made for soccer moms and Mexicans who are vaguely familiar with the property because of Stitch tshirts at Walmart

In the end the real winner is Chris Sanders. I kneel

I have 3. I still don't let them watch Slop Disney. I'd rather take them to the park in the morning with a ball and let them burn off some energy for a couple hours and then send them to Grandmas for the afternoon to get them fed while I deal with the bills, some chores and then give my wife a good seeing to. By the time I pick them up they're wiped and all they want to do is take a bath and go to bed. Easy shit.

I also never take them to the cinema. I have big livingroom with leather sofas and a fat as fuck TV hooked up to a 7.1 inch surround system. They can watch whatever they want as long as it's on my plex server and doesn't need the adult account code. I have an absolute fucking kino collection in the best quality I could find and if they want fresh popcorn or a crushed ice slushie it takes 5 minutes. beats 35-40 dollars a head taking them to the cinema

Seek one.

I hope he at least is getting decent royalties from this.

Mission Impossible bros on suicide watch.

Snow White had effectively killed the shitty live action remake trend or at least scaled it back

this movie is even less faithful to the original with how many retarded fundamental plot changes it makes

it makes a shitload of money and will likely revive the trend

fucking WHY

I didn't say it was surprising she's here, it's more surprsing nobody is talking about her.

It's almost as if Snow White failed because the story is old news and boring to kids and adults and not because of hate against CGI or culture war reasons.

But all the other Disney princess live action remakes made big bucks, Lilo & Stitch wasn't even one of the more successful properties

Those had more interesting stories than Snow White, because Snow White is too fucking old of a story. Kids have seen ten different cheaply made adaptations or ripoffs of it before they're twelve.

WIth the exception of Cinderella (which Disney weirdly doesn't like to talk about), every other Disney princess movie was relatively recent, as in the last 30-35 years. They have fresh nostalgia attached to them, which is something Snow White never had in this day and age

Because we can never win, anon. We can never win. The average person doesn't hate live action remakes, they go watch every single one unless it's something like Snow White where online backlash is so overwhelming that their brains are unable to do anything but blindly agree and boycott. My coworkers were all excited to watch the Lion King remakes, the Cinderella remake, the Mulan remake, the Little Mermaid remake, the Aladdin remake, and it was no different with Lilo and Stitch. This will go on until they run out of IPs, and then they'll start making sequels and prequels of the remakes, and they will all make upwards of 600 million dollars.

sure
whatever you say anon

Kids will just forget about it anon, there's a bunch of movies I remember seeing in theaters as a kid but can't remember a thing about them

you can say fuck disney and companies all you want but this is also what the public want, as a long the negative public opinion do not reflect the box office income shit like this will keep coming.

Women in their plus 40s.

WHAT THE F?!
Anon Babble AND Anon Babble AND YOUTUBERS SAID THAT THIS WILL FLOP:
YOU TELLING ME THEY WERE FRICKING HECKING WRONG!?

Lilo looks like Lilo, Nani looks like Nani, and Stitch looks like Stich. You have to be gay and retarded to not understand.

Yeah, the masses are worthless npcs, big news.

I was told it was Leroy not 627

I think this is just another example of the power of Stitch as an IP. The cartoons and were one of the most profitable things Disney ever made. Mark my words, the next remake is going to flop hard.

Nani doesn't actually look like Nani, though.

The next remake is Moana...

Is this another Captain marvel situation where Disney says it did a billion even though no one saw it or is it actually doing well

Leroy was 629 but they figured no one remembers 627 and we never saw 628 so might as well make Leroy 627

I feel like this is some level of cope

That's ridiculous. The original can't be that old.

9 years ago.

people have no taste and will consume anything

WAAAA THEY REMADE MY FUNNY TOONS!!!!

holy shit. just accept you’re getting old and out of touch. a little girl’s smile is worth more than a million manchildren tears

Assumes no one will remember the original's story
Which was true for 90% of the audience...

You can't even blame Disney if people eat this slop up

You would know

Live-action is cancer, drawings are better.

In fact, draw more Lilo.

But all the other aliens looks just as ugly and uncanny as the dwarves from Snow White

It really raises my contempt for most audiences
It makes me wish they'd be shown something even worse than Snow White

We hope it was just a flash in the pan and the next thing they remake goes back to Snow White tiers of popularity. A big reason it did so well is because everyone thought that this was going to be the time they actually nailed it with a live action movie because the designs are good and it didn't seem like the changed anything before it released, which is why everyone is so disappointed.

haha it’s so bad

wouldn’t it be funny if we payed and watched it to see how bad it was?

t. every normalgroid

The target audience for Snow White, millennial women, absolutely loathe seeing a younger, pre-wall woman as the main character.

The target audience for Snow White are kids anon

It's only happening because The Rock personally asked for it

Source?

The critical drinker

massive grifting fag. his books are ass