Death Battle

Whose cosmology is more fake, DC or Marvel?

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I know what you are.

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HE'S GONNA GO
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statements are just feats in books

so all statements are technically feats

All of Kratos's statements are totally valid feats and he's easily boundless.
If you disagree you lack object permanence and operate stuck on the level of a mentally underdeveloped infant.
GG haters

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I solo REAL LIFE

FOOLISH CREATURES, DRUNK ON YOUR SPIRAL POWER.

DO YOU POSSESS THE RESOLVE TO DO THAT?!

WE DEFENDED THE UNIVERSE BY KILLING OUR FELLOW SPIRALS AND HAULTING OUR OWN EVOLUTION!

DO YOU POSSESS THE SHEER FORTITUDE THAT IS ON PAR WITH THAT?!

DO YOU?!

WE SAY: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

NOT!

AT!

ALL!

Anti-Monitorbros, I’m SCARED………

Last thread? I can't see it anymore, therefore it doesn't exist and never happened.

SchizoCHAD…

What are some street level fights they could don

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!!!!!

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asurafeatschizos aren't even baby level

KWAB

So, where does Mazinger Zero stand on the power rankings?

Reminder if your setting is a:

subreality fodder

subfictional fraud

matrix simulation tier

below fictional level jobber

seen as fiction within its own fictional verse

Then your entire cosmology effortlessly loses to wall level Kratos with zero wank.

Stronger than STTGL and thus stronger than all of DC’s cosmology.

Then bear-sama must solo even harder.

Can you verifiably prove that this thread still exists if your eyes are closed?

Could it solo 40k?

Above the jojoverse

No, I have to rely on statements...

40k

Gunbuster victim.

Kratos has better book feats than the Xeelee by transcending fiction and killing his own irl creator

HOLY FUARK

FUUUUAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKK

I will now refer to statements as book feats

If I could time travel I would do it simply to kill this man. His work opened the gates of hell into humanity.

I cooked a dish from the Kratos Cookbook then I choked on it and died
Kratos fuarking oneshotted me

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>W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I'M NOT A KEKHOLD, AND YOU AREN'T TOO!!

FUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-KK-kkk

As if you could, even with time travel. Lord Dunsany is boundleversal +/-

HOLY SHIT KRATOS CAN BESTIW HIS KINGLY POWERS EVEN ONTO PATHETIC WORMS LIKE SIMON ASURABROS GET IN HERE WE’RE NEXT

K, b, c.

Uses search terms rather than relevant searches

Learn how to Google.

Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Immortal is for making sopa de macaco out of Sun Wukong!!!

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dumbass

KING.

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DCbros…….

...with endless feats (statements are book feats).

Unfortunately assisyra "fans" don't have the mental capacity to learn. We can only Hope KINGtos can teach these fans how to be better men the same way he taught asura.

OH NO NO NO NO DCBROS NOT LIKE THIS

What were these threads like after Superman vs Goku 3?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE
JUST
CAN'T
BEAT HIM

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Otto was here

Books? Collections of statements.

I redeem your card saar

Statements aren't always factual, see the communist manifesto

Despite appearances, this is still a GvS3 thread. At least 70% of the traffic to these threads is by the same group of mindbroken retards HBOC, but make no mistake they're all just pissing and shitting everywhere about TARDku's second 0-3.

I noticed that kylejeets spamming has seemingly been decreasing. I think he's slowly realizing that the jig is up and it's making him less and less motivated

fixed it
also why was the original on Youtube searches and not the larger web searches?

Canon!

Kylejeet stopped existing the moment I stopped observing him.

Reminder that jeets get no diffed by showers

Isn't this OP for a sub-mountain setting? No anti-transmutation and your verse instaloses. Even Kratos, Superman loses.

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SHITku with decades of wank and Heroes fanfiction scaling couldn’t do what CHADmon did with just one anime and a few movies and books.

To this day I still have no clue what HBOC means

Kratos resists transmutation tho

It's what DCbros and kylejeets have been doing with kratos for the last month because their verse is so weak they have to hide behind a wall level character

How did they beat Macht's Di Agolze in Frieren?

Makes your waifu as flat as a fridge

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It's what DCbros and kylejeets have been doing with kratos for the last month because their verse is so weak they have to hide behind a wall level character

KEKYPOW

Oh so it's hide behind other characters? Thanks

No lies detected.

I wish anti spiral avatarfag would go away already

I was watching street food videos from Afghanistan and I was perplexed to see kitchens so clean and well organized compared to india. Why are Afghans so clean and hindus so disgusting?

Anti-Monitor is a bitch, Anti Spiral should fight Batkek Negro because they look similar

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TRVKE

Anti Spiral is a bitch, he can’t compare to Batkek’s superman scaling

FUUUAAAARRRKKK BATKEK BEAT BASE SUPERMAN FUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKK

I stopped doing that. I just don't have a lot of other pictures of AS to use at the moment.

canonically weaker than a wall level verse outside of fanfics

You objectively can't get any lower than that...

Batkek is too weak to fight the Anti-Spiral.

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We're supposed to be a co thread but it's all anime and video games desu

Jeets shit on the street what did you expect?

Just irl, I am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.

Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?

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Kratos has comic books and is therefore Anon Babble

Died to a single sun

FEATherine kills both

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Beats Anti-SISSY's ass without breaking a sweat

Yoko's boobs? Solos all fiction

this is Batkek holding back btw as he was just toying with Perpetua and slowly draining her for fun

NO LIES DETECTED

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Mexico

Green lantern

Fuck that shit, we are weeb af and never remotely cared for DC

Why does Batkek looks so feminine here?

They just copied coping and kratos falseflagging from invinciblebros to be fair

Was Batkek also holding back here?

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how you guys enjoy TTGL

What mus are you lookin for?

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Blame Kyle jobbing

yes, his horniness for Wonder Woman was holding him back

Each of those earths is a compressed universe
Cucky Simon and sissy spiral are single big bang level, meaning only 1 of those planets

Anything that isn't anime at this point god damn. They haven't used any good anime characters sense like guts.

Holy FUARK, Batkek and Wonder Woman are ROUGHLY COMPARABLE TO A SINGLE ASHTANGA SHIP……..

the planets Mr Kek is holding clearly aren't earths

It's all the Spiral Energy from the fight. We'll get more Anon Babble the closer we get to Tom CHAD and CHADle E. CHADote's fight.

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We like it to the point a Latin American dub JUST got announced alongside other gems like your lie in april, madoka magica and Fate Zero

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Also we have like specialized manga stores like Panini Manga and manga is sold everywhere.

Kill yourself listroon

Sounds like you are afraid of getting humbled agian

sorry lol I meant "HOPE you guys like TTGL" my mistake

Each of those eAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T GAPE ME, MY MULTIVERSES, AND MY ENTIRE COSMOLOGY SIMON SAMAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Never.

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Frieren developed a counter-di agolze after analyzing the magic and mind-reading the demon (it helped that Match agreed to the mind-reading because of a weird human-demon pact; turning everyone into gold is a loophole). The other elf has all spells ever invented and had a counter-curse too.

Shut up. Berserk was the last manga i even cared about

This is how it looks when Kratos the BOUNDLESS KING strides through this hall of feeble simoncucks, on his way to fuck Yoko and Nia. Simon runs and hides in the bushes as usual while Yoko and Nia start worshipping him

KEKYPOW

DCsissies we can’t refute this…….

that guy's strong as fuck. a shopping cart would be real uncomfortable to carry while tucked under your armpit like that

kratos has better book feats than simon

Simonbros...

Anyone got the pie edit?

By death battle logic the waterloo "feat" and killing his own irl creator "feat" probably makes him stronger

Each of those earths is a compressed universe

absolute delusion

And it's true like the result of Kratos vs Asura which is the only accurate death battle ever

Batkek transcends powerscaling

replace "GAPE" with "DRILL" and it becomes 10x funnier

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DC universes are so weak you only need to blow up a single planet to blow up an entire universe btw

1488

Canon Fortnite victim

DC universes get destroyed by sub star level attacks you have to remember their entire cosmology is below fiction and gets one shot by every other character in fiction that's not fiction inside their own fictional world. Even their meta characters like the guy who stalks Alan Moore gets raped by dogs. All of DC is canonically below dog cum level

immediately restarts because Superman's story is too powerful to die

Jeets love beastiality and rape so kylebros fap to this btw

I just made a really funny shitpost upload to R34 because I extremely drunk.

all according to plan just like getting his ass kicked and head crushed by Batman and being shoved in prison

Even their meta characters like the guy who stalks Alan Moore gets raped by dogs. All of DC is canonically below dog cum level

god I fucking love these threads sometimes

thinks of animal sex

Honestly. The anti spiral was right Simon and his team are the real villains and what they did doomed the universe.

Actually Superman only collapses his own unverse if he is erased from existence.

All supermen can be beaten to death just fine

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DCbros…

doesn't fucking count

the blank white canvas of the overvoid is just dog cum

Mandrakk and CAS are weaker than dog semen

LMAO

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Sheets of paper job to wet fluids so it makes DC jobs here.

fantasizing about animal semen

i see

I'm just saying Seinfeld could kick Simon's ass.

Funny and true. This would never happen to Kratos btw.

DC is below average dog animal

Does that mean a Chihuahua could solo their multiverse?

…in my deluded fantasies where Kratos is stronger than a mountain.

DC is below dog semen

Spinobros... it's over...

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That's overkill. Even a cockroach would suffice.

according to spacebattles destiny's cosmology bodies most of fiction

Simonbros...

The Milkbot is here...

I'm sure to win because my feats are superior

Bugs Bunny might job to dogs but at least he doesn't get raped by one...

If the Vex are so powerful why haven't they won yet?

entire cosmology gets raped by an animal

There's no coming back from this. You can't really recover from that.

you're right. the duck does that

The DC stands for Dog Cum btw

Bears > Dogs

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boy this anon must love dog sperm if he keeps talking about it

Yeah, I'm gonna go wash this thing off with hot soapy water now... gross..

People Yoko and Nia would cuck Simon with
A Pedo
A Dog
A Bush
Her tranny cousin who fucked Simon
Kyle Rayner
The pedo's clone Kittan
That 8 year old boy
The Anti Spiral
Gross Fat Greasy Men who pay for her services at her stripper job
Chief Shak the black guy
Kratos

roleplaying

CASbros……

adding speech bubbles to comic book panels makes me cry laughing sometimes

Post your favorite verse beating a black hole, and not some panzy shitter black hole, a black hole written so that works like it does in real life.

Because the gardener fucking sperged out and rigged the game with space magic. So now everyone and their mother can fuck physics and concepts like a cheap whore. Also pretty sure the Winnower is dicking around in our reality now.

I...... CANNOT!

Batkek is just a shittier Tzneetch

Clearly that was a flying eyeball

Doomslayer is multiversal btw

Simon absorbed Avant Simon, who transcended his own fictional universe to... Another fictional universe (jobber)

MY FUARKING HERO KINGTOS transcended his own fictional universe to OUR FUARKING REALITY (BEAST) to bring back Anon Babble after the sharty hack, as well as to teach Plato about platonic concepts

This is what it means to be above fiction... To be a BOUNDLESS BEAST...

Isn't the latest soience that a black hole essentially shits matter out into another universe and that's how big bangs happen?

Post Kratos destroying a tree

PWERTY PWEASE BE WESPECTFUW ABOUT MUWDERWING ME, MR BELMONT!

A-at least take care of the funny loli I made my concubine after mercilessly beating her brother to death!

B-but Swan-sama said I was 15820 quintillion times faster than light… It’s not possible for me t-to lose…

Jonathan would never say this.

if Jonathan fights a Belmont it should be against Leon

This is Death Battle, Anon. You’re lucky if they characterize anybody better than a surface-level Wiki page speedread.

So like could Lucifer win this? Albeit I’m a causal and I’ve never read any Sandman books or Secret Wars by Shooter but even then it’s pretty obvious Beyonder is stronger, but that hasn’t stopped a character from out haxing, I mean from what I’ve seen both of them are pretty much nigh unkillable right?

What does it even mean to be a statement?
What does it even mean to be a feat?

A statement is when a character says he sucked his own cock.
A feat is when we’re shown a character sucking his own cock.

Mazinger Zero isn't shit compared to STTGL.

Is there a character with zero anti-feats?

Books have no feats.

A statement is something a character says they can do, while a feat is something they actually did on screen/paper.

I’m acausal

holy FUark

This roadsign counters the pull of black hole

Gurren Lagann itself had to team up with other robots to even have a chance at stopping Mazinger Zero in the final battle, canonically, Zero would bitchslap Simon and STTGL with 0 effort.

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An antifeat can't exist in a vacuum. It has to be an antifeat against the notion of what you think a character can do. I.e. Batman getting shot isn't necessarily an antifeat unless you think Batman is a bullet timer who should be able to dodge bullets easily.

Batman pals around with superman. He is close to ftl if not greater.

And this is CHAD CHADner punching Hal Jordan to that sign, visibly mangling it

Wtf are you talking about you moron? Are you seriously using SRW or something?

Those are all taken from panels in the Shin Mazinger Zero manga.

Retard is using le funny references as evidence

Holy shit, what a retard you are.

I don't know if it's a good Idea to take everything that happens in SRW at face value. crossovers are never really consistent with power levels and keep everyone mostly balanced for storytelling sake

How does Yugi counter this when Ash pulls this out?

where do novels fall into this "statement/feats" bullshit

Except that didn’t happen in SRW, it happened in the manga, Zero had to be nerfed in SRW so it could actually be fought.

that's what I just said

ENTERRRRRRRRRRR

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That thing becomes friends with Zorc.

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the fuck is this

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE HOSTS

That post is the least retarded host fan btw

hostfags are....le BAD

kratosfags....cuckposters....india...le GOOD

OC characters no one cares about are bad

[WHATABOUTISM]

The hosts were better when they were disembodied voices.
Animating them with whole cutaway gags were cringe, and sucked up budget.

The only good host is me.

Kratosfags are indeed le good. This is a KINGtos general bitch

nope

Wiz?!

Post Kratos moving faster than light.

Projections being as strong as OG

Jaeger matching anyone here

Lol. Lmao.

Cope

TRVE
we want real animals, machines and historical figures, gfto with that tranny fiction

It’s in the cookbook, somewhere…

We want Deadliest Warrior

I see no issues here.

Knight should have won in Knight vs Pirate and got robbed btw

Zero got pressed by a Jaeger

Mashitger? WEAKro

I only care about Akane tbqh

Anon Babbledeathbattle…

Oshi no Ko had the worst manga ending of all time. If anyone actually cared about that series' writing it would've caused a worse shitstorm than SnK's

Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void

BOOM.

Can he beat Batman? And I don't mean muh prep-god Batwank but the vigilante in a random fight, like, he almost dies to the court iirc

KRATOS WON BIGLY

3dpd spam

/dbg/ has fallen

She was in the among us vs fall guy video

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This is Death Battle not a fucking Anon Babble thread.

How does one get onto the death battle team? Asking for a friend

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John Constantine can enter the real world to stalk his own author Alan Moore so he scales to Moore

Alan Moore wrote for DC and views it like a fictional comic and Constantine transcends all of DC by scaling to him

John Constantine got gaped by a dog

This dog is easily above all of DC

BOUNDLESS CANINE COSMOLOGY DESTROYER

Hopefully never, having half of the Dark Souls vs Skyrim analysis commentated by an annoying woman almost ruined the episode
Just stick to Boomstick and Wiz, hearing their gruff and erudite voices reminds us that Death Battle is first and foremost a show for MEN and SCHOLARS, not sissy bitches and low test faggots which is exactly who the show would pander towards if it was run by women

KINGtos owns two dogs that would both individually solo DC at infinite speed

He doesn't even need to fight himself, they can't even handle his pets.

wait doesn't that mean the dog can also solo 100% of all fictional verses since Constantine went to the real real world

why's this old bitch talking about olives?

I miss the gag bits featuring Wiz and Boomstick. They're part of the fun too. Haven't had any since season 10.

It's actually a fictional dog he jobbed to, real life dogs would be even more of a stomp.

anons so sex starved they're thirsting after hags

...Makima gave as her last words, crying out in fear the name of GODjo's unstoppable technique before being DESTROYED by Hollow Purple.

Non-canon and mold.

My verse just died...

SHARTjo still thinking about his past glory instead of thinking about how to avoid getting gaped by Frieren

outside of death battle fanfic all of DC cosmology jobs to a dog

outside of death battle fanfic Kratos jobs to bears

When will the show give these boundless beasts the credit they deserve?

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....OF THE FRAUDS.

My verse just tanked this and laughed at Gojo.

Reminder that all kaijus job to the Ass Void!!!

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Dogs

You mean those jobber BITCHES who STILL haven’t won Anon Babblelympics?

HULK WILL WIN AND KILL GODZILLA!!!! IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE ASS VOID!!!!

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t. toxozombie

all of DC jobs to this

Can your hero survive the DOG GAPING?

Cats

Irrelevant compared to a single parakeet.

Kratos can tank a Bear gaping so this is nothing for him.

every fictional verse jobs to it

Asura lost

DC stands for dog chewtoy btw

Makima can TANK 7 at a time!

Canon and forever true.

Gojo? Soloed by a single bullet flying at a wooden cardinal infinity.

That brown dog literally could not care less that she’s getting fucked, lmao.

Hurry up, fucker, my master is going to take me for a walk soon and give me treats!

Generic ICOG neet conscript with a standard issue gun...

evolution

to hell with that

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Kill yourself listtroon.

....the FRAUD contest!

Non-canon and forever false.

Asura? I will have words with him.

Space-Time Manipulation

Sub-Atomic Matter Manipulation

Antimatter Manipulation

Type 2 Information Manipulation

Gravity Manipulation

Void Manipulation

Causality Manipulation

Absorption

Bow to your GOD

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God bless and keep you, anon.

…a fanfiction battle where a cookbook is used and blocking light after it hits your eyes makes you MFTL+

Raven won.

Heh, I'm sure to win because my fictionality is higher

...a CANON battle where true sources were used correctly and feats were displayed appropriately.

Dimensionality scaling negation

FUARK

PREACH, brothers!

Post a black hole destroying a mountain

Post a mountain destroying a mountain.

Mountains are defense feats, not offensive ones

YOU HAVE FIVE TURNS TO ESCAPE BEFORE I SOLO YOUR VERSE

Accepting that Raven won also means you accept that Simon won btw

Victimized by Nono and Lal’c’s Double Inazuma Kick

brothers

Please don't misgender me, I am a true and honest KratosSISTER, after KINGtos encouraged my transition when he defended me against CHUDsura!

…in my twisted fantasies, where in reality Kratos has not shown any feats above mountain level (inb4 he beat this guy who beat this other guy who did this vague exaggerated thing found in this novel nobody reads) and Asura casually levels planets and stars (on screen, no bullshit, no statements, no wank).

Asurassissies are still seething over KINGtos BTFO their beloved featsman

KEKYPOO!!

this is the seething behind a smugmask thread

Huh

Accepting that Simon won also means you accept that KINGtos won btw

bring Kratos to Malenia, blade of miquella

AISLOPtos

Post Kratos destroying a planet.

Malenia is for Baiken.

I-i can't...

DONE.

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Didn't Makima get eaten

Kratosfags are still seething over CHADSURA even after they have won their rigged episode

KEKYPOO!!

Nope! Simon uses feats unlike CHUDtos.

Why is Kratos defecating on a miniature Earth?

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planet still intact

looks like he got thrown into space (where he can’t breathe)

GENERATIVEAItos…

Worse, she turned into poop

Changes the boundary of your powers, reversing the way they work

asurajeet melty

Kektosjeet melty

Not that guy but all claims of infinite power are statements because you can't prove it with feats since infinity is a NLF and all NLFs are statements.

jeet melty

parroting

Asura is the only person that relied solely on feats and lost

Yeah we know.

Why do jeets now own this general?

I doubt there are any actual unironic asurafags and kratosfags here. It just sounds like a scripted shitpost rivalry to me.

Exodiabros...

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Defeats you using 0% of strength

What gave it away? The observation that Asura hasn't received a game in ages or the fact that Kratosfags use Norse Soitos instead of Greek Kratos?

It was the DCope and cuckspam general for the past month

Water > Infinite Power

Post Asura transcending his reality to influence the historical events of our world.

I CANNOT...

Norse Soitos

Asura... We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Don't you want a bright, inclusive and diverse future for Mithra?

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Post Kratos influencing reality.

The worst part about kratoswank is how more people know him from his Norse games now.

Listen carefully.

The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on Anon Babble—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.

Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.

You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.

Post Kratos destroying 1 mountain.

I-I-I-I...

Banish these threads to Anon Babble or Anon Babble already

Why ask for something so unreasonable

ENOUGH

Bring me Kratos

asurasissy falseflagging as a shovelknightfag now

To be honest I think Greek Kratos could've won if he was resourceful with his hax but everyone uses lorewank instead.

I SAID.
BRING.
ME.

KRATOS!

Kratosissy knows he can’t beat Shovel KnightCHAD

Asurafags really need to accept the outcome and move on with their lives.

No amount of bitching will change the outcome.

Kratos is just stronger.

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HBOCsura

Did you say something, BITCH?

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Shovel Knight-sama please save me...

One atom in GOW contains more mass and energy than the entirety of Asura's Wrath combined together. Every time Kratos does anything he's destroying the equivalent of gazillions of universes in Asura's setting.

Greektos had a way more interesting arsenal and would’ve had a more dynamic fight with Asura. Also he wouldn’t try to lecture Asura like Norsetos did, who literally had nothing to stand on other than Asura acting out of character. Asura would also have an actual reason to be angry at Kratos and fight as well.

Shovel Knight victim babble

Asura the Destructor’s pinky toe solos all of nuGOW’s nine Scandinavias.

Asura out of nowhere

I told you, Youd DIE for that.

Post a mountain destroying a Kratos.

Post Asura jobbing to Shovel Knight.

A rock pillar killed him, a thrown mountain is overkill…

Kratos jobs to all minerals it seems like.

It didnt have to end like this, old friend....

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New Death Battle idea: Jocelyn's fertile egg cells VS my strong motile sperm

Kratosbros…

I'm not sure where you would have heard that.