I hope they don’t have Hulk and Godzilla being friends mid fight.
Death Battle
Simon won, so femdomCHADS won.
*solos fiction*
Bringin it back
bring me rachel
...and most of non-fiction too
Go Bigfoot!
The STRONGEST!!!
I can take both of you on...
Kyle, the strongest DC character, jobs to femdom
Superman is the face of DC and has chains and whips in his closet for Lois to use
Catwoman literally uses a whip
Femdom hobby
All powerscalingniggers WILL submit to womenCHADS
Xianxia is against femdom....It also has unironic conceptual sperm.
Not Baki
Tails vs Klonoa!
This is Gurren.
Umm hey guys I know you're all serious soldiers in a thriller spy movie but I'm your mandated comic relief the executives asked for
I'm super dorky and randumb and I act like i'm an awkward 13 year old even though i'm 32 and have neckfat like a turkey
UWAHH I'M SO SCAWWED OF EVERYTHING HEIGHTS SCARE ME UUUU PROTECC ME GAY GIRLBOSS HALF MY AGE
Oh no guys I know we're climbing up this vent but I think I'm gonna SNEEZE isn't that so funny in such a serious situation A-A-A---
Umm CUCUMBERS XD *holds up spork* I'm so random and silly aren't I heh??? *wink*
Guys I awakened my superpowers now, I have this DARKNESS inside me uuuu teenagers at home you feel the DARKNESS inside you too right grr
also here's me being le evil superman #999999999 I know that's the only thing from this tiktokers actually care about so i'll beat up some muggles
...but now it's THERAPY TIME QUEEENS! my inner DARKNESS is unleashed and now you're in my therapy dimension, and here you'll witness my twisted inner mind...
MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAHHH WHEN I WAS A BOY MY DADDY HIT MEEEE WAAAAHHH *sucks thumb in baby room* WAAAAH DID I TELL YOU MY DADDY HIT ME WAAAAHHHH I'M SUCH A SAD CHARACTER BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEE WEEEHHH WEEEEHH
Now we're gonna fight a silly Chicken Man! I got a funny job dancing in a chicken suit isn't that so RANDOM lol this must have been a bad meth trip LOL!
Now we're gonna face my DARKNESS, and by we I mean me, cheer me on my therapy support team who has done no action for half the film now!
Ugu I'm so angwy because my DARKNESS is saying spooky lines like "You can't get rid of me"! This is totally, like, a metaphor for mental illness and stuff! BECAUSE DADDY HIT MEEEE!!!!
WAAHHHHH EVERYONE GIVE ME HUGS WHILE I CRY WAAAH
ok all better! Hey guys I'll be on the superteam too!
But I won't do anything so I don't unleash my super scawwy Therapy monster who is an avengers-level threat with his therapy powers! But I did the dishes guyysssss isn't that so random and quirky???? *holds up spork*
...In a fight, right?
NOOOOO PLEASE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
and this is Lagann
as a low test Simoncuck I relate to this
...so i can borrow George XIII for a lil bit.
not reading all that
AND THIS IS GURREN LAGANN
As a lowT Kylecuck this post is deeply relatable.
Composite Werewolf vs Composite Bigfoot
omg yaaaas this *clap* is *clap* everything
Who wins?
Werewolf not only has WOD shit, but it also has metaphysical WOD shit.
BEAST
I am the KING of FRAUDS. Whenever you think of a fraud, I am the FIRST that comes to mind. My feats are WEAK and FORGETTABLE. I need my lore, statements and chain-scaling to CARRY me, otherwise I am a pathetic JOBBER. My verse gets STOMPED by one planet buster. My fans WANK me to the high heavens even though I am nothing like what they say I am. PROCLAIM MY NAME!
simon...
Superman…
Naruto…
Gojo...
WOD
wat
also don't bigfoot have immortality, lightning generation, teleportation, dimension hopping, etc?
Bring me Goku And Beerus
Kyle…
Hmmm....
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Kratos...
reddit found Krillin Simon
kek
...Latest victim, Kyle.
INB4.Umm acshually
Post Kyle winning without storyboard shit made to cope
Every single DC character…
hey wait a minute don't we always just steal shit from the death battle reddit?
Composite Werewolf is such a broad and arbitrary thing that it's pretty hard to actually say.
World of darkness, verse where more or less fodder can punch things so hard it BLITZES THE FUCKING NARRATOR. Also math.
Wait a minute...We just had this shit before, KYLEJEET YOU FUCKING REDDITOR.
Kylejeet is a seething Redditor
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what do you mean "we"?
reminder that no amount of scaling could ever make a badguy beat a goodguy when it matters most
Lets have a fight Timmy, wishing is cheating btw
Boom
Ichigo...
Simon...
"No thanks, I'd rather just onesidedly beat you up then fuck Nia in front of you, lil bro"
Uh oh.
seething like a BITCH
All of us simoncucks are exactly like this, btw.
I know what you are.
STAAAAAARS AAAAAAARE FOOOOORMIIING
BIIIIIIIG BAAAAAAANG STOOOOOOOORMIIIING
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Doomsday beat Hulk and Dio beat Alucard
I can confirm this is true as a fellow empowered simonsister who just like Simon in Episode 26 of the anime that you can watch for yourself canonically had sex with a trans woman (Leeron) to compensate for the fact women do not want me.
Alucard...
148864627
Timmy would not fucking say that and you know he's a wimp
Pic unrelated
Yes he would, and Timmy is a chad who pursues the girls he's horny for unlike Cucky Simon who watches and cries from bushes.
Ragna would annihilate in the rematch
Simon would call Francis "Big Bro" and let him fuck Trixie in front of him
post a hero being a villain
I'm sorry you're retarded, anon.
imagine using all of those rings and wearing 13 costumes all at once
kylejeet outing himself as the redditor live in the thread
Kekarooo
You know what, fair, but If Kyle was such a good hero he would effortlessly stop a nuclear bomb, right?
LMAO
it's funny because he would.
AMERICAN
FUARK Kyle’s strongest fans are all Indian redditors……
Really? I was under the impression he leaned a lot on Saya for the really high end shit
TRVKE
you got outted for being a redditor twice now, raj. stop lying to everyone. how long are you going to keep this up?
but if it really happened the hero would win
that is a workaround
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DCBROS NOT LIKE THIS
HxH fighting game game
Well, we have models now for future HxH matches.
I cannot imagine how cucked you would have to be to call another man of no relation to you "Big Bro" especially after he makes you do all his mining work for him, uses you as a stoolie manslave personal worshipper and cucks you. But then again i'm not a simonbro so I can't relate to that feeling.
rajeet going mask-off and exposing his pedophillic fantasies ITT
lol, pottery
IT STILL INCLUDES INDIA
God fucking dammit, how retarded do you have to be???
this thread has a samefagging problem
Kylefags out of NOWHERE
Dio...
No lies detected.
Wow, this girl is just as old as Yoko was when Simon let Kamina rape her!
popular thing includes 3rd world along with the 1st
gee anon you're quite smart
is it possible to get someone's Anon Babble pass taken away
DCopers out of NOWHERE
Simonbros...
scandinavia and russia, arguably the last white regions on earth enjoy Anon Babble kino
all the brownoids enjoy dshit comics
yep yep, sounds right
/DBG/ ID's when
simonjeets out of right here itt
make Redditpost with your opponent’s arguments
screencap it and post it here
get infinite (you)s and ammunition to use against them
It’s just too easy
When are WoDfags going to get humbled?
What about Ireland?
Are the Simonfags getting upset again because they're being recounted the events of their own anime?
No lies detected.
no, but the next time Anon Babble gets hacked the next leaker probably won't be as nice as the last one
yup. Reality is not a pretty place for them it seems.
Oof, simonsisters...
this is what you'll see with all "KyleJEET" and "SimonKEK" posts
Simon how could you just stand there and WATCH the anti spiral rape her...
...when she's so far past her expiry date! She's like at least 17 in this! She should have been 14 just like Yoko was! Rotten Fruit!!! Your Big Bro Antispiral deserves better!
both sides are Indians that love cuck and dog porn
makes sense
whatever you want to tell yourself
he fucking killed him
You're going to make him cry and meltdown accusing everyone laughing at him of being Indian, again. Imagine thinking you win as you cope this hard holy fuck LMFAO
Reminder that all of DC canonically gets nodiffed by dogs after Constantine got raped by one.
Today, India is more entrenched in magical thinking and superstition than in the past. Hedonism is rampant, and families are falling apart.
When elevated to high positions, most Indians become arrogant and sadistic. This is less from a desire to mask their incompetence and psychological weaknesses and more from a genuine belief that arrogance and sadism define power and class. This also serves as a way to cope with the deep-seated inferiority complex instilled by their culture. Whatever grace and civility had once been imbued in Indians by colonizers has eroded.
The wealth created by the West hypnotizes Indians. However, they fail to understand the underpinnings of that wealth. They equate the West with Hollywood stereotypes: girls in short skirts, promiscuity, drinking and drugs, flaunting wealth, working in plush offices, and controlling others. This is the true soul, once obscured by Victorian morals and Islamic constraints. It is a return to a pre-colonial, pre-Victorian, hedonistic culture.
The British were a godsend. Without them, the situation has continued to worsen. India will eventually nullify all the benefits it got from the West and revert to its pre-colonial ways. It will fall apart, and I wouldn't be surprised if much of its population falls prey to war and famine and declines to the level it was before the arrival of Europeans.
Most Indians cannot think beyond money, sex, and survival - just what you would expect of a society with an average IQ of 77. Every Western value given to them has been caricatured and corrupted for these ends. Indians have no Ten Commandments. They are so unaware of these values that they remain oblivious even if they are forcefully presented to them. There is nothing you can do about this, except to try to understand what immigration from India and the rest of Third World will do to the West.
I never watched Gurren Lagann. I hate DC. Next battle is some lame gag battle. It sucks right now.
No, you don’t understand.
I do that. I samefag for dozens of posts each thread as different people with opposing viewpoints. Everything in this general is downstream from ME.
Kneel.
after watching him fuck Nia and finish using her first.
Where's this "immeasurable speed" you speak of when it's Nia's virginity on the line?
DCDCDCDCDCDCDC
The seething is eternal.
that's what happens when you're mindbroken
FUARK not even the highest of DC’s cosmology scaling could save RAPEDstantine from dog dick…
KEK
He had to sit in a bush for a while and watch, you don't understand what it means to uh believe in the kamina that believes in you and pierce the heavens n shiiet...
Never.
reddit spacing
No.
DC named themselves after dog cock
Holy KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO FORESHADOWING!!!!!!
Bill
we know you do, oh no schizo
still mind broken by a giant robot anime a whole month later
a regular person would have moved on by now
By the end of the story they share the Amaterasu unit, so if you were going with peak Ragna he realistically still has the true Azure. Though he still scales above Susano'o without it and can neg its hax with his own which is pretty good.
he was mindbroken over a month before the fight even happened
he will continue to be mindbroken long afterwards
mentions dog porn
Indians instantly go back to talking about dog cum
yeah I think you may be onto something
No that was after the push to rebrand. They started out as Dick Cock.
benpedo is now obsessing over dog dicks
What brings one to such a state?
BENBENBENBENBENBENBENBENBEN out of NOWHERE
being mindrboken for years and not just letting it go
no (You) on my screen
OH NO!
dog dicks
I have arrived.
feeling called out out of (You)
Damn, direct hit.
I like Viral
Look up "benpedo" in the archives kek he's been mindbroken far longer than a few months
FUARK Makima’s favorite things to rape ALSO rape ALL OF DC………..
DC has been mindbroken since the 1960s btw
Once Ruby vs Maka happens, I'll finally be free.
148864918
what's the matter? can't handle banter? felt called out? ROFL
No lies detected
histrionics
benpedo identified
dog pussies
I have arrived.
you know it's funny, the guys on kaijufag's discord always talk about you
Not with the next fight for RWBY
me!!! why I'm flattered
drop the link, i'll report the server for childporn
seething
Reddit watermark KEK
That's not High Guardian Spice.
I don't care about TMNT.
hey that's me
lol
What verse would be up for the task?
Fuck off Listtroon
imagine relying on gimmick posting for three years because a fag who likes godzilla pissed you off
simoncucks out of NOWHERE
Kylecucks out of NOWHERE
He's gonna go 3 - 0
Nikofag/Godzillafag are going to have the biggest meltdown these threads have seen since Ben VS Hal
no that's me you retards
And you care about RWBY over it? Are you a faggot?
Crazy how DCfags go on a 10-win streak, then they lose ONE fight and destroy the thread because of it. What makes them so insecure?
implying
u? MAD
Crazy how Gayshitterfags go on a 2-win streak, then they lose ONE fight and destroy the thread because of it. What makes them so insecure?
archives says you been doing this for 2 years lmfao
Powerscaling was all they had left now that they get regularly dominated by anime and manga in the sales department.
DCDCDCDCDCDCDC
How long you gonna seethe on that dick, fag?
My blood pressure is OVTERVERSAL
what makes a guy spam 'god bless and keep you' and the oh no pasta for two, going on three, years?
DCeethe
No, I just like cute girls fighting. Also, the music. That, and it's the battle Monty wanted before he died.
this one is more inevitable since they did a podcast episode for 1/4th of it and have said they'd eventually have to get Ninjago on the show
Gargoyles would also be cool
ENOUGH.
I have arrived.
I’m fairly certain Monty would be just fine if Raphael raped Yang.
I FUARKING LOVE INDIA!!! I WILL DEFEND INDIA'S HONOR TO THE DEATH!!!
DC…
Pre-timeskip Simon, run!
6 foot tall turtle abomination
vs
1.2 inch tall lego minifigures
???????
Warrior-Z…
Not Spider Man vs TMNT
Gargoyles is so Reddit tier
It's incredible. I'm not a regular to these threads and popped in for the Simon vs Kyle episode and the unironic schizo behavior I've seen in my short time here is crazy. Over 100 deleted posts and that degenerate hentai comic and it's still going.
Simon broke them, truly OVTERVERSAL. I wish Sonic had won his fight with Wally, the people posting shit-tier posts in these threads deserve only defeat
Have it be Lego animated
my god they tower over april!
You guys go overboard and treat that single loss as the complete end of DC
they're only that in the Lego Movie continuity which is not canon, in the main continuity they're just humans
BEJITA
I want Uzi Doorman's head on a platter NOW
Send me your best agents for the task
FUUUUUAAAARK, I TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME and can MANIPULATE it at WILL. I am ACAUSAL and can NEGATE others ACAUSALITY. I am BEYOND DIMENSIONS and can MANIPULATE DIMENSIONALITY of the HYPERVERSE at WILL. I can MANIPULATE the very FOUNDATION of REALITY at the INFORMATIONAL level casually. I am composed of BEYOND INFINITE MASS and ENERGY. I move MASSIVELY BEYOND FTL. I make MATH, PHYSICS and PHILOSOPHY shit BLOOD when in a MULTIVERSAL radius of me. I can MANIPULATE the VOID beyond DIMENSIONAL SPACETIME. I can TANK just about ANYTHING. I RIP the QUARKS out of ANY HERO who DARES attack me OBLITERATING them at a SUB-ATOMIC LEVEL before, LITERALLY, FOLDING them like LAUNDRY.
Less biggaversal fights, more streetversal fights.
Doesn't ninjago has literal universal conceptual shit?
As a DCbro we unfortunately know that this is the end of DC now that our entire cosmology got violated by a single guy who was downplayed.
Why does everyone think I like TMNT? That’s not me
Jenny Wakeman will FODDERIZE Uzi.
I want Kakashi vs Hayabusa.
This is what I'm talking about
It's like the younger sibling experience where you win 100 times and the one time you lose, they're crazy smug about it so naturally it pisses you off
But it is. Kyle in the episode was treated as composite DC man. DC's entire thing was that it's high tiers could only lose to Marvel, and now it doesn't even have that anymore. The actual comics have been selling like shit too, the movies bombed and Superman will bomb, and it wholeheartedly deep throats the faggy tranny gay nonsense that no one wants to see.
It's stories are trash, it treats it's own characters like dogshit, even Kyle was made fun of for being cheated on and being driven to irrelevance. Even fucking Batman is treated like dogshit.
DC literally has nothing left. And every DCjeet knows it.
KINGtos...
yes but only the god tiers and god forms at the end of the final season scales to that unless you decide to say mega quakes scale to that
and a big fucking drill, too
But he wasn't, they bring up the fact he had little control of the life equation and his ring got easily broken by Dr Manhattan
That doesn't sound like a composite DC man when many characters scale above Manhattan
The verse yes.
The main characters not realky? I’ve looked up Ninjago lore and
The Elemental Dragons in the start of the show just becomes one big four headed dragon that leaves the group
The Ultra Dragon just gets off screened and turned into a throne that the creators have to confirm
twitter.com
So the dragons are no go and they wojld just have to go for the Super Seiya ripoff Dragon form which can do powerful stuff like……..knock a billboard down. There’s also Golden Ultra Dragon which is like a Final Getsuga thing where they need to combine all their powers together for it but they lose their elemental abilities with the attack. Their final attack itself doesn’t have any direct feats besides creating a shockwave when it collided with the big bad’s laser and made a city wide shockwave. The laser was going to corrupt supposedly everyone in Ninjago, which is kinda just like an island
youtu.be
I mean, the final battle is just not comparable to Rise’s
youtu.be
But what’s worse is the fact that the Ninajs wouldn’t have Lloyd or their allies for the final battle. So I have no idea why Legofags want this fight
Asura...
… if you ignore Kyle being scaled above Hal, Spectre and the Anti-Monitor.
...AND BATKEK IS ABOVE ALL OF THEM YEAH
Batkek
You mean the guy who died to a single star?
It's more like 'you lose 100 times and then your younger bro finally gets old enough to kick your ass and you can't ever come back from it'.
The next DC matches are probably 682 vs Doomsday (DC loss), Deadshot vs Bullseye (DC loss), maybe Sinestro vs Terumi (DC loss), Wile vs Tom has Wile get DC scaling (DC loss), Shazam vs He-Man (DC loss), Bane vs Jack (DC loss). Just loss after loss after loss. Maybe they can do Supes vs Goku for the 50th time, that'll appease them.
the guy who got punched out by wonder woman
Only scaling above Hal was mentioned specifically, Spectre and Anti-Monitor scale under Dr Manhattan and Kyle is nowhere close to him
…beat the fuck out of a Buddha god, so Indians seethe at him.
Hey, it was like... a really big star, okay?
This will be my reaction if Doom loses his next Death Battle, so he doesn't get three straight wins.
distracted by his boner for Wonder Woman btw
Not Bullseye.
He doenst have as good armor and only his bones are adamantium.
Plus, of the two, Deadshot carries guns regularly while Bullseye will usuaully use objects
Not sure about Billy vs Adam
…who’s punches are only star level.
Holy shit I forgot vader vs Doom even existed.
How do you fancy his odds
star level vs Doom
Yeah...
hehehehehehehehehehe
Doom effortlessly beats Star level at max Batkek.
easy Batkek victory
Bullseye is just as good with guns in addition to regular objects. Also he's a better hand to hand fighter than Deadshot
Then Superman beats Sentry and it's like DC never lost the top spot
Batkek destroys the entire marlel multiverse with a thought. Dc cosmology rules all
Apparently the match the community is pushing and the team are considering is Doom vs Vecna from DND. Does he win that?
FUARK, he is…. MULTIPLANETARY LEVEL!!!!!
So easily.
This he would lose though
DOOM stomps Batkek, Emperor Joker, and Gilgamesh though and they're his remaining popular matchups
This story was so stupid LMAO
Yeah but we’re talking about what they carry. Bullseye never really brings anything like sniper rifles or handguns, he explicitly goes for the stuff he thinks are cool
Why would hand to hand matter for fucking Bullseye vs Deadshot?
is this shit even canon
Vecna has DnD stupid shit, though.
I don't know why Doom VS Vecna but debatably. Vecna has some wacky bullshit but Doom is basically the ultimate jack of all trades being the second best at everything
Yes. It was everywhere in every canon book for years and years
I'm kind of surprised no one has gotten a compilation of Yu-Gi-Oh monsters entering defense position for an I KNEEL edit
...they fight hand to hand literally all the time?
Doom vs Vecna
I don't know anything about D&D. Looking it up, is the theme something like sorceror kings and rulers who scheme to take over cosmic power and fight the gods of their setting?
I know. Doesn’t compare to Doom (specifically Doom)s stupid shit
DnD bullshit vs Doctor Doom bullshit
sounds interesting
When is Batkek the supposedly multiversal guy who resorts to planetary level attacks getting fraudchecked?
Each of those earths (they’re all different colored earths) is a compressed universe
He has guns on him pretty frequently. After all, he's a hired mercenary so almost every job he's done has been with a firearm, from handguns to missile launchers to snipers
toying with BITCHpetua btw
Deadshot is stronger than composite DC man
Does Bullseye have anything similar?
DC universes are so weak you only need to blow up a single planet to blow up an entire universe
Because they fight people up close very frequently lmao fuck kinda question is this
Everyone knows Bullseye has never had to fight up close in his life. He killed Elektra from 400,000 square miles away
Two omega-class cosmic entities could collapse the entire system
The entire solar system
DCbros……….
reddit.com
Post the times he’s used a gun and not a paper clip or penny or dumb shit
child's play
You'd probably need even less, considering that DC is a 2d shape.
He never said solar system. That’s a meta character observing the metaverse
Obviously, but fighting Bullseye/Deadshot isn't going to be like fighting Batman/Daredevil. They're both marksmen who can kill the other person in one or two shots at any distance. Realistically a fight would be over in 20 seconds.
ENTER
....nigger, how about reading your own link?
Deadshot had a fight with Deathstroke at a distance for days in WOJAR. Apparently they were both so accurate that all their bullets just clinged off eachother until they resorted to hand to hand (which Deadshot somehow was evenly matched at even though he shouldn’t be)
Holy FUARK, PLANET LEVEL UNIVERSES…
Three gun feats compared to his main gimmick
Kinda like saying Captain America shoudl have a gun in all his MUs or hell, Batman should get a sword
I blame Tom King. Deathstroke shouldn’t be a retarded marksman either their gimmicks are different
outerversal planets
outerversal plane chairs
multiversal gorillas
hyperversal batkicks
boundless nukes
ZAMN, comics go nutty!
(see: retarded)
>outerversal plane chairs
?
This is a show where they said Kyle could use his ring to time travel when he's never even actually done that
He's a ninja that uses a shit ton of different weapons, there's no reason why he shouldn't have access to guns along with his knives or shurikens or whatever
Reminder that the Spectre’s were stolen by Amanda Waller of all people.
He used a handgun against Matt in DD issue 200, against an army of aliens in Thunderbolts 124, against Hand ninjas in DD vol 2, a machine gun in Deadpool 34, and a sniper in Zdarsky's run
All job to boundless bears
russians
white
IRISH
WHITE
if you're skulls were the right shape you'd know how insane this is
I made the wise assumption that Kyle wasn't going to pull a "time, huh" because time travel wasn't something he did very often compared to Hal
Bullseye isn’t really a ninja dude, do you not know this guy at all. He’s got nothing to do with Japan
Okay, you notice how these all need to be explicitly stated unlike say, Punisher who always uses guns?
FUUUARRRK THEY COULD PUSH CELL TO HIGH DIFF
>outerversal planets
>outerversal plane chairs
>multiversal gorillas
>hyperversal batkicks
>boundless nukes
These are literally real according to VSBW btw
Unironically compressed universes
characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos
only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal
not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain
NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet
Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?
A single Xeelee DELETES all of those?!
Who would be a good matchup for him?
“Yap yap bla bla dribble dribble dribble”
KINGtos.
Wow...He isn't planetary...He is universal...lol
just as planned
narration states that each earth is include in the multiverse
where did you even get the "compressed" stuff from this?
DCbros……..
Omniversal.
Created a multiverse, used it to bash the brains out of perpetua, then was gonna use the multiverse as a bludgeon to annihilate the Hands. Then fake jobbed to destabilise the multiverse and open a portal into Fortnite.
...Then why was perpetua screeching at a star level attack?
It’s from batkek in general. When he creates his multiverse each universe only shows up as earths floating in his hands.
Batkek fondling big balls...
didn't Batkek Negro create a bunch of universes that were actually just DC multiverse events compressed into a single universe?
Canon Fortnite victim
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
Stars in DC come in many forms
Death Stars, Rainbow Stars, God Stars
That plan? All part of Tzneetch's greater plan
because she is weak to Big Batkek Cock
The fuck, is DC just a xianxia in disguise?
Well they were 1 universe each I think. We saw 3 of them (Darkseid, Moebius and Superboy Prime’s worlds)
Then fake jobbed to destabilise the multiverse and open a portal into Fortnite.
Oh yeah, that was a thing, kek.
Just because it's uncommon for him to use a gun compared to his usual method of killing doesn't mean he wouldn't carry them or that they couldn't be useful. This seems pedantic as honestly a fight between the two likely wouldn't be settled by whether Bullseye has guns or not, anyway.
A DB would likely give him everything except for the trick arrows he had when he was Hawkeye
Batkek is remaking the multiverse and DC tends to represent universes as earth globes
Yoko please STOP
Unironically that page seems to indicate there is just an infinite multiverse that have earths in it.
Yusuke Urameshi...
This seems pedantic as honestly a fight between the two likely wouldn't be settled by whether Bullseye has guns or not, anyway.
Yes it would. Bullseye relying on random objects would be much less reliable than guns, especially with Deadshot’s full body armor
It's only stated because you asked for the feats specifically. Even then, this is the show that said Android 18 could absorb energy because of a Xenoverse skill, you really think they'll draw the line at the mercenary having guns?
DC universes are just planets
waow..
Batkek transcended DC, transcended fiction, transcended reality, and finally landed in Fortnite.
…agrees with those FACTS.
The Anti-Spiral JOBBED to Yoko's FUJOSHI Energy
Bros...
Literally dies to bullets and floss dancers
When he creates his multiverse
each universe only shows up as earths floating in his hands
are we sure that that is not just two events? he creates the multiverse then pulls each earth out from it he even states he will launch the PLANETS like bullets
Who wins between these BEASTS?
Until Batkek reappears in DC it remains a canon fact he’s been trapped in Fortnite ever since
Hello
DCbros…….
Deadshot can run out of bullets, guns are less effective at close range, it gives Bullseye a major unpredictability advantage, Bullseye's projectiles straight up defy the logic of physics when piercing through people, so on.
Dc and Marvel universe...hide your dogs...
he creates the multiverse
You just refuted yourself kek
Nope, same event: 52 universes shown as 52 earths. Also shown in the Robin King book, also shown near the end of the Perpetua fight (everybody gangs up to destroy earth prime to destabilise his multiverse and crash it down, so he flings the evil residents of a few universes at them in the shape of some of those tiny earths)
At the beginning of their fight the barration also lists that red planet he smacks her with as universe -42 or somethhing
Now that I have a bit of Free time I want to post this for any future Gojo/Sukuna Vs Frieren arguments...
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Simon would gape Xeelee Sequence btw
Closest you'll get is Ian's (officially published) shitpost fanfic
…he told himself, crying in the bush as they all fucked Yoko
Context: for plot shenanigans Frieren ended up in the past, she doesn't want to use her full power because that would alert the demons of something weird going on that could fuck up the timeline or something
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DC tends to represent universes as earth globes
bevause each earth has enough variance to be used as labels
question, if I copypasted one single universe from dc multiverse an uncountable numbers of times in a void so that we'd have millions upon millions of, let's say, Earth 50s. would they be a multiverse according to dc lore?
Bobobo...
FUARK... Kylebros... We lost to THIS?
learn to read
i was never talking about not creating a multiverse
no I was talking about the Tales of the Dark Multiverse tie-ins which included a version of Dark Night Metal for some reason where not our Batkek gets killed by a Joker dragon
She even states that doing this is somewhat casual for her, so nowhere her actual peak of power.
After this she no diffs the demon
If we assume Frieren's barrier can withstand as much damage as she can dish there's nothing any JJK character can do to damage her (unless they take her by surprise)
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K,b,c.
There's already infinite timelines for each universe
Reanimen vs Nomu doko
I thought those were set in the actual dark multiverse. Batkek left that place behind after the initial barbatos event. They’re basically all the failed stories that weren’t allowed to happen, Batkek didn’t create those. One such world included a timeline where Barbatos won
In the Xeelee Sequence, Configuration Space is a multi-dimensional space that represents all possible material configurations of the universe. It can be thought of as a snapshot of every possible "moment" in time, where time itself is an illusion of matter arranged in these configurations. In this framework, the Xeelee Sequence universe, and Configuration Space, is eleven-dimensional.
This concept of Configuration Space is distinct from the mathematical concept of configuration space in physics, which refers to a space that represents all possible states of a physical system. While both involve representing the state of a system, the Xeelee Sequence concept is more abstract and philosophical, suggesting that time itself is an illusion.
It was a map, yes, a sort of timeless map of his own world and all its possibilities, a higher realm. And yet, according to Luru Parz, it was a universe in itself, a place you could go, in a sense.
In this space it is possible for the Xeelee to eliminate any concept of possible states of the universe outside of the one they deemed "real" to prevent the technically-omniscient Transcendence from altering reality and making all modally possible histories and timelines of humankind equally real and and present, simultaneously.
Lel, I'll take what I can get.
Frieren is for Rudeus.
Kek canon
They reneged on that openly so yes. After all, consistency has been stated before like with Kyle vs Simon
yeah I was mistaken and thought it was in the other tie-in showing Batkek's multiverse
Perpetua is kinda hot ngl
No lies detected
Gojo caused island wide earthquakes just arriving and is said to be able fhmobppwer the country
It's almost like Baxter wrote something almost identical to Simon just so it could get raped by a single Xeelee nightfighter
i'm not saying that there is not timelines. i'm asking you if my scenario would be a multiverse
if not, then what makes a multiverse a multiverse according to dc comics?
because labelling earths is not a very compelling way of ordering things
In the episode you're citing, they gave Kyle abilities he hasn't even performed as a Lantern and in GR vs Spawn, they gave Spawn a form he is completely incapable of accessing without an entirely different character.
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE FLASH SXSIIES I THOUGHT OUR MAN WAS FASTEST AND MOST BROKEN. EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOW
Dexter. Both are multiversal if you account for crossovers and comics but Dexter's stuff is more consistent and reliable while Dexter himself is far more of a fighter than Jimmy is.
FUAAAAAAAAARK IT’S CANON!
fhmobppwer
ESLjo the INCOMPREHENSIBLE…
A collection of universes like every other definition of multiverse
DC is an uncountably infinite one since each universe has infinite timelines
Reimu: "Kratos do that little dance that I like before I solo your verse"
Kratos:
Kyle
The strongest DC character
who? not Kratos
I would like that as an ending. If both their mechs and techs blow eachother out and they’re left weaponless, but then Dexter breaks out the fact he’s a kungfu james bond and wins by that. Would look pretty funny too.
Damn,this wouldn't had happened if it was Greek era Kratos instead...
He did this
dexter did what batman couldn't
Lel.
KEKAROOOOOOO!
K,b,c.
... And then Jimmy pulls out the cheese ray and kills Dexter
GOLD!
Dexter has ways to force that outcome too like having DeeDee Bot destroy both of their kits
Depends. There’s questions like, does “peak potential” Jimmy include him existing in FoP and therefore scaling to Timmy’s passive toonforce like regeneration? Does Dexter get PPG scaling? There’s a lot of weeds there
I agree that it depends on how you look at it in that regard (consistency vs. wildcard) since although Dexter has far more combat experience than Jimmy, Jimmy is seemingly more adaptable. Depends on how you apply DB’s ruleset.
Reimufags are a gift from God to these threads, funniest people to ever post here after the bearchads that posted a scan of Kratos getting molested by a bear.
now you can understand why they use earths to explain the unique universes within the DC Multiverse
but the earths themselves are not compressed universes
This? Funny.
humillation ritual
damn, epic has everyone by the balls
They are
You don't talk about feats like remaking the multiverse while holding up globes unless they're compressed universes
Zatanna wouldn't have jobbed like Kyle.
Yeah I'd just give it more to Dexter on that front as even Brain Blast has failed before so I could see Dexter taking it more times than not
Zatanna would have gotten raped even harder than Kyle got raped by Bueno.
unsc spends trillions on spartan program
they still easily get btfo by space wizard spartans that are free of charge
Why is Destiny so powerful?
He did this and the entire Touhou cosmology instantly exploded. MY FUARKING HERO!!!
Simon jobs against women, as we’ve seen in the mp4
This would happen but not before Jimmy pulls out his mud, berries, and stick composed Time Machine (made with a brain blast and not a mechanical device which could be affected by Dee Dee) which reverses the entire Death Battle episode and what Wiz and Boomstick saw, winning him the fight
Canon btw:
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There are multiple rules that prevent this wish from being allowed and Jorgen is gonna make sure Timmy knows it.
Also, the fact that Timmy just made a wish in front of Simon directly means he loses Cosmo and Wanda.
This interaction happened.
He did this and then Reimu soloed the entire God of War cosmology anyways, KEK WHAT A BITCH!!!
Timmy has done this kind of wish before
Timmy has wished in front of people before
Why do people bring this up? Brain Blast not being unlimited isn’t something going against Jimmy, it just means it can’t be used as a no limits fallacy
I’m not sure what context it lost in either, I don’t remember any circumstances like that (except maybe the episode where he gets those super speed shoes and becomes goop at the end of the episode? But by the next episode he’s fine anyways)
Didn't he need special diamonds or something to make it work?
Who did this to him bros?
that's because everyone in dimmsdale is FUCKING RETARDED
I’m not sure the rule of “other people can’t know you have fairies” works on people from different universes, people from Jimmy’s universe knew and Jorgen didn’t say anything about it. In power hour 2 it’s explicitly the case that people from Jimmy’s universe were unbound by certain stipulations in the rules (like the fairy prison being invincible to “everyone in the universe”) simply because of a loophole due to being from another dimension entirely
Main one I remember was with the speed shoes which was more of a 50-50 gamble he lost whether he'd get out of the shoes fine or if he'd end up as a goo person.
Zatanna would've GAPED Kyle and Simon and made them dress in sissy slut dresses because all manfags are the property of womanBEASTS.
Asura’s finger.
Also because Cosmo and Wanda are always in disguise. He’s allowed to just say “i wish” in front of people, and he’s allowed to btfo people so long as it’s not in a formal organised competition with a prize.
In later seasons they ditched the disguise part out of laziness and he can show the fairies so long as they don’t tattle.
No he just needed one diamond
And technically Jimmy would have his auto-poofer teleportation device which isn’t technology, but instead magic which seems like the thing Dee Dee or Timmy the Termite wouldn’t be able to affect since it operates on a different law of physics altogether
a stray atom of Asura accidentally got knocked loose
That's stupid.
Why would Zendaya do this?
Wyzen holding 99% of his power back.
Featherine GAPES all men just by blinking btw
Bullseye in general is a stupid as fuck character, literally just the Joker in terms of personality, relationship with an edgy hero, and plot armor, except people don't bitch as hard because he does the funny throwing tricks
Shovel Knight.
Shao Kahn.
Assissyrafags getting uppity again
KINGtos won. Asura lost. And no amount of coping will change it.
FREEFALLS all the way back down to Universe+ after jobbing to David Lewis
Spiral Power is beyond dimensions.
how far does xeelee get in SRW
Based
Asurajeets eternally btfo
KINGtos won
… a fanfiction battle that thinks putting your hand in front of your face makes you FTL.
Kratos only won against a nerfed version of Asura since they never gave Asura reactive evolution btw
KINGtos won. Asura lost. And no amount of coping will change it.
Everyone… ASK IT NOW!
Spiral Power is beyond [STATEMENTFAGGOTRY]
So are Xeelee, but for real.
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
And they nerfed Kratos to finite 900 million universal stat when he's platonic conceptual tier
Post xeelee being beyond dimensions
Xeelee
You mean those losers who jobbed to some anti-matter birds?
Post Asura winning against Kratos.
I just checked the episode and he doesn’t even use the brain blast there, he just comes up with the idea to keep running until his momentum goes away (without a brain blast), shoots over the moon, and then hits the ground so hard his molecules come apart and then in the next episode he’s fine
It seems more like a feat for regeneration than an anti-feat for anything, since he doesn’t even use the brain blast here
I don't know why it is these relatively low level things that make me lose my suspension of disbelief more than stuff like cosmic stuff.
Xeeleebros..... /dbs/ is gaining up on us....
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he thinks rules apply to Timmy
Timmy has killed every human on the planet minus Trixie
THEY JOB TO SPACE BIRDS?
Reminder: KINGtos solos India no diff. Meanwhile, Asura literally JOBS to even the WEAKEST of street shitters.
Cosmic level stuff just means anything goes at any time because the powers involved are inherently bullshit.
Street level stuff is closer to reality and is easier to conceptualize, so when someone who's not supposed to be that far above a real human does something retarded it's easier to call it out.
I refuse to accept the idea of Yugi losing to Ash no matter how much they abuse scaling because this is the same motherfucker that
Consistently forgets things like how type matchups work or Pokemon he's encountered numerous times
Nearly lost a 3v6 in Unova
Lost against an actual retard in Unova who got his ass beat the very next round
Jobbed Six Leagues in a row
Only won Alola because it was a mudshow league where basically anyone was allowed to compete, the first two rounds were 1v1s and the semi finals and finals were 2v2s/3v3s, and even then he needed TWO Legendary Pokemon
Only won the world championships because they had to give him every single out they could (Making his opponents idiots (namely Cynthia wasting a gimmick on Dynamax Togekiss, Leon handicapping himself just so Ash can barely win, and Leon wasting his Cinderace's Libero which he could have easily won with), giving him asspull powers like Pikachu's Z-Move home in out of nowhere or Dracovish's spikes getting some weird ass power up, etc)
Ash can't handle someone who does actual mind games. He's a retard who gets by because of plot armor.
And they [headcanon babble]
The beyond dimensions beyond universes beyond space and time beyond reality Xeelee when a single antimatter bird lightly grazes one of their ships
This
Xelee
weaker then Batkek according to VSBW
how does Yugi counter this?
They apply quantum mechanics correctly (unlike TTGL), so definitionally they are.
Verso is a cuck btw.
Well no, it is 11 Dimensional. Says so in the thing.
At the very least Gurren Lagann has two more dimensions across its entire setting, like the Sound-Dimensional space that the Otoko setting takes place in and the Super Spiral Dimension which is above all the others.
You all keep debating about who the STRONGEST character in FICTION is... But what I wanna know is... Who's is the WEAKEST, most PATHETIC character in fiction? What character literally JOBS to EVERY OTHER FICTIONAL CHARACTER ever...?
BirbGODS stay winning
Kratos…
this guy
Damn, the guys who fuck with QUANTUM MECHANICS and are BEYOND DIMENSIONS get SLAUGHTERED by ANTIMATTER which they are SOMEHOW INCAPABLE OF REMOVING FROM ANY DIMENSION…….
Probably a chatbot. They are fictional characters in the sense of being created personalities. They have zero agency and can be coerced into basically any sort of discussion.
Reminder: SHARTos runs away from falling rocks. Meanwhile, CHADsura stood his fucking ground and blew up all his arms to kill Planet+ sized Wyzen (and still was ready to fight afterwards).
TTGL saying that they are beyond dimensions is powerscaling statement faggotry that the author doesn't actually understand or know how to apply.
Baxter saying Xeelee are beyond dimensions is him essentially saying the Xeelee have existed at the moment of the singularity of the universe where there are concurrently 0 and infinite dimensions, transposed 3 dimensions, eliminated any dimensions above 11, and curled up the 5-11 entirely to the subatomic level to allow life as it functions to exist but "time" to continue "flowing", and then went into this structure to basically have their own platonic realm where the have admin rights on the universe.
Being "beyond dimensions" actually doesn't save you from anti-matter. CHADnimals are too strong.
....And they job to space birdshit smothering their windows?
Homelander, Immortal, or Chiaotzu
this guy GAPES all of Xeelee
Have admin rights on the universe
Can’t use said admin rights to write antimatter out of existence which ends with them getting gaped in every single way that matters
FRAUDlee
they are coming from the other end of time from the universe
weak
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T USE YOUR ANTIMATTER ON ME MEGATRON SAMA NONE OF MY ABILITIES TO REWRITE PHYSICS AND TIME CAN SAVE ME FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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Anti-Matter, huh? thanks for the tip...
Orca
Not to fast, cretin
Even if he didn't get all of those he just needs Ash Greninja to destroy Yugi's cards, and it has the precision to pull that off
Dee Dee wouldn't be able to-
She would. Tech or not she'd fuck it up.
At this point, Sodomized Superman, Game Kratos, and Goku with 11 ton weights can solo the Xeelee
*so
ftfy
You don't talk about feats like remaking the multiverse while holding up globes
under what authority you have come here to tell me that? We can despict them like we want. pure mental gymnastics from your part.
they can be globes, they can galaxies. but that doesn't mean that the earth or the milky way are the universe themselves
put your feet back on the ground
you have mixed two narratives: the representation of multiverse creation and using the planets as weapons
that bitch ass fight could not even shake the moon the chronicler stood on.
Real life antimatter exists in such small quantities that they get nodiffed by us without anyone even noticing btw
No Limits Fallacy unfortunately
cosmo gets Simon and Simon mixed up
he just needs Ash Greninja to destroy Yugi's cards
why do anons believe this work?
watch the movie.
He won in the canon alternate DLC ending.
adult Dexter canonically couldn’t beat Mandark since all technology was reduced to the Stone Age, and therefore didn’t have enough resources to fight back before his past selves told him where his lab was hidden
meanwhile Jimmy while stranded in the Jurassic period was capable of inventing a Time Machine from natural elements, using it to go back to the present
Not a close comparison
Isnt Dexter the killer guy? I dont think he could beat Jimmy Neutron in a fight.
BEHOLD, A DEVICE USED TO DETECT CANCER AND TUMORS, IT USES ANTIMATTER!
I can recognize to some extent that you are being sincere in your argument.
But honestly I hate this sort of thing. I don't like arguing about dimensions and cosmology and shit. I'm annoyed at myself for actually engaging with the GL dimensional stuff because I don't even really believe it. I just think it is cool.
I prefer more simple and character driven comparisons.
The man who is officially referred to as a jobber by TPC is never gonna win.
Accept it.
Yujiro is above Cancer
Are you sure about that? His jaw looks tumorous.
God imagine how funny it would be if that's how Yujiro dies. No actually defeats him, he just dies of cancer.
Damn, the Xeelee are AFRAID of THAT?
That's actually likely because it would be framed in-story as the only thing being able to defeat Yujiro is Yujiro's own cells gone rogue.
Baki does need to rape Yujiro at some point though, to show he's the ultimate being on the planet.
God already tried to take his golden son back. (It didnt work)
Baki learns a grapple that just makes your body rebel against itself.
a xeeleefag tries to gas up some novel hardly anyone has read for being OP and more scientifically accurate
someone points out how xeelee ships job to antimatter
the whole thread blows up laughing over it
deserved, honestly
I don't like people dragging dimensional and cosmological scaling wank into characters that don't meaningfully engage in a premise that makes sensible use of these. That's more of the realm of sci-fi battles. Then I have to argue and interact with people who have no introduction to these concepts, violently misapply physics or logic to scale their characters and can't actually grasp the "philosophy" we'll call it, that evolved out of the multiverse hypothesis of quantum mechanics.
I've specifically selected Xeelee, despite it not being my favorite verse, because it is a cosmology that applies these speculative scientific concepts in a manner that concretely follows them correctly.
I'd just like to talk people punching each other today if it were up to me.
nerd
Wait, so the reason that the Xeleee couldn't just delete them at the conceptual level was because...Uh...They weren't bound by the universe?, Xeleee conceptual manip seems absurdly powerful, if easily avoidable.
Yuniro can see cancer and he's stated to be above cancer, aids, all bacteria and viruses, and time itself.
they're more "inexistant" than "anti-matter"
The Photino Birds that slaughter the Xeelee in droves can be killed by black holes btw
All of Xeelee's hypothesis, theories, physics, and Philosophy is kindergarten shit compared to KINGtos and the god of war series.
jobbing to the weak force
Weakest verse in fiction.
these xeelee guys sound like they'd get their asses whooped by the doctor on an average Tuesday
These Xeelee jobbers sound like a villain of the week that Galactus would delete with the Ultimate Nullifier
Funny because...Baxter (xeleee author) wrote a doctor who story...
Ultimately, my position is that the Xeelee are incompatible with the premise of battleboarding. The invocation of them feels more akin to flipping the table.
The density of the work makes all of Baxtertonian physics seem more fictional than the Force does. It doesn't help matters that the physics might as well be fictional given the amount of liberties it takes with theoretical physics.
It is nearly impossible for anyone to call bullshit one way or another upon things cited from the works for similar reasons.
It is this sort of information gap rhetoric that has poisoned the well of discussion so thoroughly.
Sonic beats Goku btw
Sonic>Reverse Flash>Goku
Ultimately, my position is that the Xeelee are incompatible with the premise of battleboarding.
NO FUCKING SHIT THEN PLEASE STOP BRINGING IT UP. Some series just aren't mean for powerscaling threads. and xeelee is one of them. If you and the other guy like it, whatever. good for you. but please do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up about it in these threads to save yourself from embarrassing yourself further. I have a strong doubt a majority of shitposters here even know what xeelee even is
I don't bring it up, I am just bad about replying to bait. Maybe I should filter Xeelee.
Genuine question has Ian Flynn ever wrote anything sonic related without referencing an adventure cutscene? He seems to reference you're not good enough to be my fake alot
Embarrassing
lmao, there's nothing wrong with me shitposting my pocket suggverse to win an argument
Well there was the Ian Flynn span of the Archie Comic. It typically stayed with more substantial topics rather than one off call backs.
Pocket Suggverse
At least the other guy actually likes the universe he’s making paragraphs of text about, imagine constantly babbling about some obscure sci fi book because you’re too limpwristed to shitpost with SCP or Suggsverse instead
Ali Jr arc was just a bait and switch humiliation ritual
anybody else love trans women? nulybro btw
omg meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Simonbro btw. This is canon to simon’s character
YIKES
ZOINKS
Same Queen, Thorsister btw
THEY’RE MY FAVORITE! DCbro btw
you’re lucky Kratos is slumbering too peacefully to btfo you all. In this way he has shown you mercy.
What a KING!
This is Kratos “peacefully slumbering” btw
Kingtos even in his slumber sank the thread. It’s safe to say Kratos won this thread as well
Does that mean Simon now is canonically bi? He absorbed this Simon
k, b, c
THIS THREAD IS DEAD, WE NEED A NEW ONE
I don't think he even knows or cares since it's one in out of god knows how many
New thread
The number of straight Simons overwhelms the single version that isn't gay,so no
Huh. 3 new threads
Moving out
Looks a little to late
this one
Baxter saying Xeelee are beyond dimensions is him essentially saying [stuff]
In other words, you admit there's such a thing as beyond dimensions and that it's [stuff].
TTGL is merely stating they did the equivalent of that and we could even verse equalization. But somehow it doesn't count?? mm. Yup. Looks like Xeele is fodder.