Is it time?
Death Battle
MarvelCHADS run these halls.
I... I jobbed.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Who wins between these boundless BEASTS?
Medabots fight?
If Death Battle threads are supposedly dominated by superhero fans, why do we universally call this place a /dbs/ colony?
Sit down or get knocked down.
Cheese Ray
THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON
to be fair it is an anime website
Who do they fight?
My dick
makes indians seethe for some retarded reason
Reminder on spacebattles a R > F layer is considered a pocket universe and SCP 3812 is sub-universal.
Rematch using SF6 models?
Most of those searches for Green Lantern in brown countries are also more than likely coming from bitter Benfags (most of them are latinx)
Green Lantern has to rely on a completely different franchise's fanbase to have the slightest bit of relevance
FVWARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we need more jojo mashups
Not until the Kickstarter episodes are all done
I don't think people would be keen if they were already doing rematches that weren't on the poll
We're way more relevant than /dbs/.
BIG BRO KACCAMINA SAMA!!!
kek
Dude....when April First happened /dbs/ maintained itself while Death Battle general fell apart immediately
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Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!
Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!
bring me DC
ENOUGH LANTERNS
IT’S RICHIE’S TURN
still seething over Hal
benpedo identified.
didn't everyone from /dbs/ migrate to either here of fucking sharty?
Yeah I remember the Anon Babble /DBS/ thread actually being good since ID's filtered out most schizos
Sorry, doesn't meet the size requirement.
/dbs/ unironically lost. They are a shadow of what they once were.
/dbs/ is Anon Babble little. As someone who spends time on both here and there, this place here at least has humans to talk to.
Sentry is canonically a cuck as well (his wife fucked her massage therapist in Sentry Vol 2) so he loses under this general’s new scaling meta
boo
Sentry took Rogue's virginity so it evens out.
Kyle and Simon touching drill tips...
I am a Simonbro and I look and act and sound just like this guy. Absolutely all of us do, those that aren’t horrifically overweight
You could say the same thing about MCU hulk lel, but I agree it's just femboy posting now.
He won.
?
benpedo post
When are they fighting?
In Spacebattles
A R > F layer (that gets you High 1-A) is considered a pocket universe as any setting containing sentient creatures can not definitionally be fiction per the metaphysics of modal realism
Metaphysical structures (that gets you low 1-A) are considered inside physical space and not transcendental to a Type 3 Cosmology or above as described by Tegmark's schizobabble
Being the embodiment or source of all universal information or atlus-like reality stabilizer (a capital G God) is boundless and no suggsverse cope will let you escape this.
The feats required to be 2-C to 2-A (High 4 timeline destruction) are logically and scientifically already describing 1-B (11D beings) and thus 2-A and 1-B are the same.
Outerversal (1-A) according to vsbattles is something that is NOT outside the universe and is just information and metaphysics manipulation, and they can be killed in a variety of ways.
Feats and calcs are accepted.
Statements are accepted only if logical (the author isn't a fucking idiot spouting bullshit)
Based, really.
india is red
That isn't the own you think it is...
Is viral the most tragic character in all of ttgl
so are the first word countries
Argentina is a first world country? FUARK..
no, America is
same old stale copy pasta
get new material
How many Gurren Lagann matches are even left aside from Anti-Spiral vs Anti-Monitor?
gurren lagann wasn't even that good
Lordgenome vs Omni-Man
Anti-Spiral
maybe Pre-Timeskip Team Dai-Gurren
None.
but
Noone knows or cares about anyone except the powerlevels self insert from tiktok and the powerlevels punching bag bad guy. Even the 2nd one is debatable. The rest have nothing different or special seperating them from Simon using db’s own logic of “Nia did this so Simon can do it 100x better”. Everything they do will just be a portion of Simon’s shit.
Autistically downplay 99% of fiction
ehhhh this feels like a one and done for ttgl in death battle but maybe viral is an exception.
You can apply this to every DB and DC character too though
World of darkness still would be boundless even with all of those autistic regulations.
Yoko Vs. Widowmaker would be funny as shit
I know, that's why it's my favorite verse
I don’t.
If you wanna coast off a more famous person’s name (like Kyle and Hal) you gotta have a different skillset to keep things interesting. Like Trunks/Goku Black’s time tricks or Kyle being a white lantern. But even the White Lanterns and Trunks and Black are pretty famous in powerlevels fandoms on their own.
Who the fuck in powerlevels fandoms fanboys over Viral or Kamina or Yoko? Noone.
Who?
the blue sniper bitch from the SFM porn game
famous person’s name (like Kyle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Uhh...I don't pay attention to porn.
Not really. With GL the series is already short as is and Simon covered basically all of the ground of the series. It doesn't need to be re-used and re-heated constantly like Marvel/DC/Mortal Kombat and what have you. Just move on.
You illiterate or something, simonbro?
Read the next two words.
I wouldn't even call them autistic, they're just applying pop sci faggotry.
A good example of this is fictional settings latched onto quantum mechanics many worlds and then added "boxes" of universal "dimensions" and stacked them to varying degrees for scaling.
Then they latched onto OH MY DIMENSIONS but the OH MY DIMENSIONS is what makes alternate 4d timelines or "universes" tick to begin with and you would have to be a 11D entity to begin with to "punch" through branes, but obviously in popular fiction these dimensions are just separated by "muh magic wall"
Now, we're embracing metafaggotry or "metaphysical layers", which to the existing pop sci model might as well logically be the "muh magic wall" that separated all the alternate 4d spacetimes to begin with, little do they know that latest mathfag schizo zanzikino has a silver bullet to this too.
It's just and endless series of spouting out nonsensical cope to bypass the latest pop sci schizobabble.
Fight Tooru effortlessly wins
DC…
Kylejeet melty
If you wanna coast off a more famous person’s name (like Kyle and Hal)
DC doesn't even fucking do anything with Kyle how is he famous outside of powerwanking
Why are there so many Spacebattles shills recently? I'm not posting on your site Goji/Sufficient.
Oh my fucking god…
It's just me and I'm actually from /dbs/
Oh my god, how are you missing the point this badly
you literally called Kyle famous you fucking retard
Who actually wins Superman vs Sentry?
I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE SWIIIIING
How do you respond without sounding mad?
smartest ttglcuck
blasts my brains out
and they tried to call Simon a “genius” lmao
iphone images again
Why did Yoko's village all have second names named after the village itself? Simon and Kamina didn't. If they were given surnames by the same method it'd be "Simon Jiha" and "Kamina Jiha".
Couldn’t be me.
ENOUGH.
BRING US WARHAMMER 40K!
Imagine seeing this perfect mesugaki and settling for her Yoko downgrade of a sister
Some villages are basically just one big extended family. They’re most likely distant cousins.
Why did Yoko's village all have second names named after the village itself?
Everyone got names after their village/cave, Nia became Nia Teppelin for example cause she came from Lordgenome's fortress.
Imagine settling for anyone other than Yoko.
Or some of them.
I like to post on Anon Babble while laying on my comfy bed
Someone teach the ttgl tards BODMAS but for words
Simon merged with every alternate universe version of himself
including the alternate universe version of him from Death Battle
meaning Simon CANONICALLY killed Kyle, and thus CANONICALLY solos DC
Who can even challenge him anymore? SMT? SCP? Suggsverse?
How come Simon’s name isn’t “Simon Giha”, then?
The Massive is fucking broken honestly. Being able to fly through a sun and destroy multiple planets in one bombardment is pretty cracked. Irken firepower is incredible across the board, considering Zim's tiny little ship could use it's lasers to cut apart a miles thick metal shell covering Earth in a matter of minutes.
The Littner clan were clearly not all related to one another though otherwise it'd be constant incest. Leeron had no relation to Yoko or Dayakka.
You? A flaming homosexual.
doesn't Zim have a multiversal feat in the comics?
Warhammer 40k
Gunbuster victims.
Those types of villages are constant incest, at least by modern standards. It’s why in older style places people still marry their cousins, they don’t consider that incest but everyone comes from the same great great great great grandpappy.
Tyranid gets aboard
Eats all the snacks
Irkens implode
ez
Actually the black siblings all have last names.
Kittan Bachika
Kiyoh Bachika
Kinon Bachika
Kiyal Bachika
Viltrumite bros...we can NOT do this...
Merged, eh?
If your fictional character comes from a book, then all they have is statements backing up their power.
...Is what i would say if i was retarded
manga and comics = books
I read this post and then immediately forgot what it said and its existence due to lacking object permanence.
he can't perfectly visualize everything that happens in a book without pictures
Trigon doesn't actually have any fucking feats. He would lose badly to Dormammu.
Wait wouldn't that mean he merged with every alternate universe version of himself that died and failed and lived a mundane life. Wouldn't merging with them make him weaker?
ENTERRRRRRRR
".....my pussy!"
Trigon tanked Beast Boy, who nodiffed Superman in Beast World
BOOM!
History is all statements recorded in books.
i thought spacebattles also wanked umineko
The image was in regards to the second reply, not the Littners.
Facts are nothing but statements you heard from others or rarely from your senses
kyle lost to an infinitely weak version of simon
ZAMN DC is that WEAK compared to TTGL?
Facts are merely statements from deceivers.
The only truth is KINGtos.
Read a PhD on fish
Realize it's all statements with no evidence happening in front of me
Science? All statements.
bring me 30 Tauros
How bad will Miles vs Deku's threads be when that inevitably happens
That's not how it works you retard.
Book/literally characters can have both feats and statements.
"The Witch then, while flying alongside the lightning bolt she casted upon herself, gathered all her power to release one last spell. Such was the power of this incantation that the entirety of London is still shaking from it to this day"
This is a feat, it's telling us that a character did something with their own power
"It's is said, by those who cannot speak anymore, that the true power of the sorcerer is unparalleled. Far beyond what your wildest imaginations. To the point of frightening even the gods that created this planet"
This is a statement, there's nothing here that directly tells you the character is planet level just the possibility of his powers reaching said level because there's rumours of him being able to scare beings that created a planet.
Germ-X kills 99.9% of all bacteria
Pathetic statement, don’t believe their lies.
You know they only call it 99.9% because they aren’t allowed to call it 100% right?
Why aren’t they allowed to call it 100%? Because they can’t guarrantee it will be 100%. Why can’t they guarrantee this?
Because the entire statement is a FUCKING LIE the government sells you!
Not that bad. All of Miles’ fans reside on twitter, the only selfinserters here are peterfags and they hate miles for stealing peter’s attention. I’ll make fun of Deku a little cause i don’t like him but that’s it
teleportation
sonic screams
shattering
flight
plant manipulation
bird physiology
sleep manipulation
xray vision
unlimited duplication
Plus ANYTHING they spell out (not just words but entire sentences) become immutable fact. For instance they once needed a car to go faster so they spelled the word hill and made one. How you might ask? Did it produce a hill from the ground? NO! The camera itself slanted to the right to make it. Think about that, they spelled hill and meta reality itself didn't make a hill for them IT RETCONNED REALITY TO MAKE THEM HAVE ALWAYS HAD BEEN ON A HILL THE ENTIRE TIME. They could spell out
and (insert characters) creator decided to never make the characters reality to begin with
To make ANY characters entire reality not only end, not only be deleted, but to never have existed in the first place on a meta level. Gentlemen I present ALPHAblocks the strongest characters in all of fiction.
YO I LOVE SPARKSTER ROCKET KNIGHT
did he also merge with the version of him from /dbg/ who gets gaped by yukari?
Could your setting survive one SINGLE X-Parasite getting loose in it?
"The Witch then, while flying alongside the lightning bolt she casted upon herself, gathered all her power to release one last spell. Such was the power of this incantation that the entirety of London is still shaking from it to this day"
Authors statement. All books are nothing but statements. AKA: Book "feats"
The amount of BBC posting might unironically lead to this place getting Anon Babbleed.
's Katchamina's girlfriend
yukari pegging your asshole
God I wish that was me...
FUARK! KACCAMINA NO PLEASE LET ME AT LEAST WATCH FROM THE BUSH
vsbw would scale this guy to universal because his brain can contain (at least) all the informations in the universe, which of course translates to him also being physically universe level
these tits? solo the justice league
Retarded nigger
Hal Jordan soloes her and Nia
Gilgamesh...
Those tits? Make me drool...
Off
Model
G
A
R
B
A
G
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"Wow, a lot of strong guys here. I hope they can fuck Sakura as good as Shinji did."
No rebuttal
Bookfags BTFO once again. I accept your concession.
You could release an entire planet’s worth of X-Parasites and it wouldn’t make a difference when humanity’s dealt with much, much worse.
You will never cuckscale to Simon’s level
No one can prove the American Revolution happened without statements
BooKEKS BFTO’d once more!
Evidently pretty bad
Feats are just the author describing what happened in a visual manner. Infact, you are making statements.
FUUUAAAAAAAA-*dies*
Leave Yoko, Nia, and Ochako to me.
Featsbros...? WTF is this...?
YIPES!
Imagine reading books with no illustrations LMAO
I typed this btw
Imagine believing history is anything other than fanfiction KWAB
This anon is BOUNDLESSLY BEYOND DEATH
I fuarking kneel, Ghost CHADymous...
I’m so FUARKing sad I could solo the Sorrow Lantern Corps
Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time
Lay still, restless
Losing sleep while I lose my mind (yeah)
All thrill, no stress
All my muses left behind (left behind)
World is below
So high up, I'm near-divine (I'm so high up)
Lean in, let go
I feel fear for the very last time
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FOOLISH CREATURES, DRUNK ON YOUR SPIRAL POWER.
DO YOU POSSESS THE RESOLVE TO DO THAT?!
WE DEFENDED THE UNIVERSE BY KILLING OUR FELLOW SPIRALS AND HAULTING OUR OWN EVOLUTION!
DO YOU POSSESS THE SHEER FORTITUDE THAT IS ON PAR WITH THAT?!
DO YOU?!
WE SAY: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
NOT!
AT!
ALL!
Waku waku, how many times can he fuck Yoko before Simon can react?
Holocaust is nothing but statemen--
Oh wait, that's not a good example of the meme since that one actually is a fabrication.
women don't like quick shots :^)
Loses to Dexter's machine slow down device and time slow helmet.
Nuh uh the statements are true.
The Red Cross statements.
Wally's taken
Wally
The slowest thing alive.
KINGtos
Faster than fiction.
Died and failed and lived a mundane life? Multiverse Simon is a livingdeadman.
W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!
good for him. good for him. please tell me she didn't die for the sake of character growth like alex did
Sorry guys, I typed this as well
Statements
Feats
Lore
I have them all.
Crossing an infinite platonic realm even by boat makes you inconcievable speed
she did unfortunately (sort of, if you count being sucked into the speedforce for a decade as death), but wally eventually got her back
God
BOUNDLESS BEAST...
CHADmon the Digger…
Issue with this is that Dexter’s time manipulation options are all compartmentalized. So his option for slowing down time is a gauge which he has to attach to objects for that object’s perspective in time to slow down, and his option for speeding up time only works for himself in putting on a clunky helmet mechanically. He has a belt he can put on to reverse his perspective of time, and he has a grandfather clock in his lab he can walk into to time travel.
But Jimmy can do all of these things in just one device. He has a remote which can not only slow down and speed up time for any objects (himself and others he simply points at), he can also use it to completely reverse or fast-forward time and time travel in general. All of Dexter’s options for time travel are separated between multiple devices that are more mechanically effortful to use than Jimmy just pressing a button.
why does DC hate every other romantic couple save for clark and lois
Simon-sama...
When the New 52 happened he was sucked into the Speed Force and everybody else's lives were reset. In Rebirth in 2016 he finally escaped with all his memories of Post-Crisis still intact while Linda still didn't have those memories and was single and their kids were still gone. In 2020 during Flash Forward they were finally restored and Wally got his kids back and they've been back together since.
save for clark and lois
save for
>>>clark and lois
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
he doesn't know
Because no one is more cucked than the average comic writer
KINGtos...
...Except the feats part.
love and familial bond is so unbreakable and pure it defies reality being reset
Wally....
jesus, it's that bad? what are they doing with lois these days, then?
MHA threads on Anon Babble are already filled with people funposting Deku as a wagie who gets his girl stolen by Bakugo, I imagine it'd be that but like x5 worse
funposting
Sam bro, btw.
why does DC hate every other romantic couple save for clark and lois
For a while New 52 Superman was with Wonder Woman. Then Post Crisis Superman and Lois returned returned, and new 52 Superman.
Funposting
Jetstream Sam…
Superman was with Wonder Woman
that's... retarded
Meant to say New 52 Superman died. Later Rebirth happened, and New 52 Superman and Lois fused with Post Crisis Superman and Lois.
Jimmy just “time huhs” Dexter due to it being easier for him to do so
Kino
Dexter scales to not-Galactus meaning he nodiffs Jimmy btw
It was weird. During Convergence, which was basically a filler event DC made while moving offices that focused on every non-New 52 universe, they reintroduced the original Post-Crisis Superman and Lois and established they had a son. At the end of that event the PC Superman and Lois end up in the New 52 universe and lay low for a while before both end up merging with their New 52 counterparts (and effectively replacing them) for Rebirth.
Jimmybros we can’t refute this…….
Jimmy’s time remote at the end of the episode was used against the viewer, sending the viewer back to the start of the episode itself (with Jimmy RESISTING the plot manip and having his memories intact)
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Holy FUARK… JimmyGODS…
Cartoonbros we are so STRONG
NO LIES DETECTED
Timmybros... our response?!
ENTER.
(Jimmy + Timmy defeated him btw)
She'd simp for Hal Jordan just like she worships Kamina Sama all her life
Boner for Yoko? Very detected.
The only couples I can think of that actually stand the test of time and haven't gotten sent to the cuckshed or reboot hell or one of them hasn't been killed off unceremoniously is pretty much just the gay couples. At worst, all that happens to those is that they're just forgotten about
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DEXTERBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’M GETTING PULLED INTO THE CARTOON TO GET BEAT BY UP THE NIGGACHIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*yawn* how many hours until Thrawn's fleet is in range?
20 sir
Isn't he already within ours? All ships, fire immediately.
KO
Thrawnbros……..
She'd want Hal to have hot green gay buttsex with Martian Manhunter
fujoshit is just for the cucky soi midgets like Simon
Older pedo men like Hal she wants to fuck HER. See how she spent all her life pathetically worshipping Kamina on her hands and knees after only knowing him for a few days.
Arshad...
You do not understand Yoko's kinks at all. lol. she's a yaoifag
Jimmy in the first Power Hour defeated a Crocker who was more powerful than the entirety of Fairy World put together (each fairy being universe busters btw), also completely destroying the source of magic itself in the Big Wand
How can Dexter compete?
for a change
aka, she commonly thinks about Cucky Simon being a bottom, and Kamina topping HER. Since she WORSHIPS Kamina.
Rajeesh...
DCbros……
ok raj
Good morning, saars!
Does people realize we are all biased?
We all. No exceptions, not even Ben and Chad.
Why then people take DB verdicts as genuine if we know bias affects every single person in the world?
Reminder Yoko wanted Kamina to fuck her "ten times over" in front of Cucky Simon, her exact words, episode 8 and 9. She keeps repeating this again and again in later episodes even after the timeskip. This is how much she's gonna be sucking Hal's dick.
Post your best slander, no matter the characters
Wasn’t it just stealing Jorgen’s wand after plugging the Big Wand where he friends Crocker into stuff with no hands?
solos any ground battle (he will build 1000 units army in less than a hour)
if orbitally bombarded he can teleport around the planet (lets play a game of planetary whack-a-mole)
if the ship bombarding is big enough he teleports to it (precious mass being wasted in enemies' hands)
steal all technology (its inferior to his own but the info is nice)
build their own units and sends them against their creators (they're maned by advanced ai systems so they're automated)
repeat several times
win
still considered weaker than the gigachad commanders from total annihilation who burned down planets till only bedrock was left
only thing that can resonably beat him off is superpower factions like saiyans and viltrumites
factions like the WH40K's Tyranids are fodder to it
SUPREME COMMANDER
Kratos vs Asura already made me cry (a single tear of manly joy)
Thats okay, she can fuck me instead.
He might last a single minute against Gunbuster.
Naruto is barely above the speed of sound...
*chugchug* pfah! Nothing like getting my fill of estrogen, my trans allies!
It’s more of the scale than anything
A modern classic
Reminder there’s a way for Hulk to beat even SP Novelization Godzilla
Superior Higher-Dimensional Existence (Countless-D; The universe is like something from a TV show compared to it, can engulf universes from a hyperspatial perspective, has a multiverse as part of itself, creatures connected to countless mathematical dimensions are but a part of it[21])
Okay, so Eternity’s M-Body has the Endless ripoffs as his family who view the Marvel universe as fiction they can edit lke a comic.
HOWEVER. That’s just an M-Body, and True Eternity can be scaled to the First Firmament….. who was turned into chains the Hulk broke a couple months ago.
Ergo, Hulk can rage himself from “barely nuke level” to “able to punch the reader into the face” in a single moment a la Simon .
That makes Rick Jones the best bro in the universe since he was the Hulk’s first friend and it’s his comic
Sumanai... They may have been sitting ducks, but you never know what a sitting duck is planning. Now, fetch me my brandy.
...until the next reboot
Spic powerscalers are something else...
godzilla has better movies and isn't owned by disney, i'm siding with that
Topkek
Ehh….aside from Minus One and the OG, I can’t really say a lot compare to Peter David Hulk
Who’s the hot demon chick Joseph is carrying?
Supreme Commander is weird in a powerlevel stand point, like yeah it has some crazy shit being used as weapons (What the fuck do you mean the Aeor are using fucking time itself as a weapon) and yet they don't do the damage you'd believe they would do because of game balacing
i'm counting the ones hulk's just in like thor ragnorok and endgame. he wasn't even hulk at that point
Spic powerscalers are something else
of course, this thread is filled with them (also /dbs/ but they get mad when they're reminded of that)
Imagine how dumb this battle would be.
Reno fought Cloud, who fought Bahamut. Zack fought Bahamut too, so Reno gets planetary Scaling!
Sora fought the Titans who sealed Zeus. Zeus can manipulate the stars in the cosmos, and Axel puts up a better fight against both Sora and Roxas in KH COM, and KH2, so, Axel/Lea is star level!
L-LOUD NOISE!? AAAAAAAAARGHRAIIEEEEEEEEE
Cat shrieking hurts Superman
It’s the machismo thing
My ENTIRE cast gets solo'ed by the WEAKEST planet buster in fiction...
Superman....
DCjeets…
Yang Wenli could defeat Goku
Gojo......
Goku...
Dragon Ball…
Based.
Seriously, out of these who could survive this
Naruto
Bleach
One Piece
Of course, LoGH scales above anything with resurrection
If most of these characters and their enemies are literally planet busters how come none of them ever punched the earth while they were mad and said byebye
DC's cosmology...
Why does Scarecrow lose literally all of his popular MUs?
Yhwach says no uh, and solos all unga bunga flying bricks.
Yes, it is time.
....but enough about Asura's Wrath
Earth getting blown up instantly destroys a DC universe btw
he is just a fucking dude
And now everyone is fused with all of their previous selves.
Name means Fuck (as in sex) in swedish
Discarded
None, they can’t breath in space
...'s subordinate, God of War.
…’s favorite punching bag God of War.
...for me to get GAPED by Oryx!
's favorite vassal, God of war.
FUCK!......my HERO has become brainwashed and is outside trying to kill me!
You can save me, but only if you say my hero's name!
Quickly! My WALL is getting scared...!
GOW…
HANG IN THERE PLATO-BRO
Kratos…
Like "reverse flash can punch with the mass of a dwarf star because they described it like that"
no he can't or else any time he punched anything the earth would blow up
SIMON THE DIGGER (the wall is the Source Wall btw)
I get SOLO'ed by a SINGLE FTL object....
Scopedog
If Goku Black is universal then why didn’t he just blow up the Earth to kill Reverse Flash?
in whodish
Who?
GoJOB and JOBkuna
the entire universe...
You mean Deku vs Invincible?
Star Wars...
"muh cosmology"
"xxD shit fuck"
"muh dimensions and trascendental"
Didn't read. We talk about REAL feats like LIFTING a GORILLION TONS or BLOWING UP MOUNTAINS and PLANETS like REAL men here, not that faggot shit.
Dragon Ball...
Funnily enough isn't Frieza explained why he doesn't just blow up the planet? In Namek he didn't want to get caught in the explosion.
I have a million power level multipliers that make me MULTIVERSAL but if you blow up my planet i DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN, who am I?
Simon, STOP. The presence is shaking in fear...Please stop...
Batman...
Uh huh. He was afraid he'd nuke himself.
Detective Comics Comics...
I am the one who knocks...
My hero saves people. My hero INSPIRES people. My hero is the embodiment of justice and nobility, and brings out the inherent goodness that exists in all humans.
"Palpatine is galaxy level"
then how come he didn't blow up the death star with a single thought when he got thrown off that balcony?
"Superman is planet level"
then how come Doomsday didn't blow up the planet with 1 punch if he wanted to kill everything?
"Sonic is multiversal level"
then why didn't he just breathe on Eggman's spaceship and blow it up
The Flash…
multiple canon occurrences
K, b, c
Bring me YOKO'S BOOBS
What did you mean this for?
Kratosbro...
Snizzard?!?! I love you man!
Your hero has to go down SCP-087 without powers, are they courageous enough?
too be fair he did tank that Namek Explosion
Bejita!
My WALL is getting scared...!
It should be
LIFTING a GORILLION TONS or BLOWING UP MOUNTAINS and PLANETS like REAL men here, not that faggot shit.
That is precisely what that framework enables
You could actually wank Zeus and by extension Sora and by extension Axel even higher to Multiverse level since stars in KH are worlds aka verses
Huh. What do you mean "comic barri"-AIEEEEEEEEE
Goku…
According to spacebattles the thought robot would kick Simon's ass.
SentryLORD....
My series has OUTERVERSAL WALLS
My series has wall-level outerverses…
Thought Robot
You mean that guy who got hurt by 10 billion suns?
For the completion of the pink haired anime girl vs symbiote saga
just an example that I remembered. Wally West once punched reverse flash and they said "the impact hits like a white dwarf". That has since been used as the scale for how literally not metaphorically strong all the Flashes and Flash villains are, even though that is ridiculous when they all fight running around a planet.
Knullbros, I’m SCARED…
wait is that the fucking thing kyle used against TTGL
Flubber bounces all the way down.
??? Are you brain-damaged? Literally all the demigods (minus Augus I guess) were trying to save the planet? Why would they want to blow it up? Gongen Wyzen could’ve easily punched Asura and break the entire planet to kill him but he specifically used his finger as to target the specific area Asura was in. He literally goes on about how he’s the absolute protector of Gaea and its mortals.
yo
Can we all AT LEAST agree that this is a close match?
Kill yourself listroon
Goku vs Simon’s pinky finger would be a pretty close match yeah.
Peter Griffin
I guess he’s just stuck…. Halfway down the stairs.
KINGtos...
DC...
The Breeder v The Prepper...
Not even that, the HEAT of a billion suns
No goku gets fodderized, Simon literally did several decades worth of Goku's growth in an afternoon
Do people actually buy Infinite heaven and hell?
Here's a question American Cryptids vs Japanese Yokai
The fun part is with how they handled Simon Madoka might actually beat Knull
Sentry! Oh no...I knew I shouldn't have gone for that fist bump...
Below planet level Gokek vs outerversal CHADmon…
have you fucking seen the shit galaxy gurren lagann alone does
USA, and its not even close.
Wally does hit with the mass of a white dwarf star though. That's the whole point of the move. When you approach lightspeed your mass increases towards infinity.
It's a hilarious outlier for Flash/Reverse Flash's durability and makes zero sense when they get taken out by shit like crowbars or whatever, but that is the reason why the move is called 'hitting like a white dwarf star'.
I'd prefer a more specific fight
I....CANNOT
Afraid of CHADropean folklore
Goku? Revived his dead wife
PSYCHOmon? Let his wife die
Now that i think about it, i think its funny Superman literally destroys his own universe vs Goku in the first GvS with a IMP
Goku doesn't even kiss chi-chi
Simon vs Goku’s foreskin would be a pretty close match
Elaborate, I thought cryptids tend to not have feats, just are seen and vanish
who
Oh. Well yeah. That's typically how it goes for terrestrial characters.
They should have the Ring ghost girl fight the Grudge ghost girl.
inb4 falls into faeworld after stepping into mushroom ring
nothing personell, kid
That was already a movie
Sadako stomped
I doubt that true either for several reasons.
For example every time it's ever been used (especially the first instance agains the White Martians) it did not have the properties of a nigh-infinity force punch sending him into space, it just punched him a long way away then made a sizeable crater where the Martian landed.
That's not a literally infinite force punch. If anything Flash increased his mass just a little bit, by a measure of tons or kilotons. Infinity Mass would be an intergalactic spacemission.
Goku vs a single Simon blood cell would be a pretty close match.
FTL (Faster Than Light) travel does imply time travel, and it has to do with the concept of relativity. If you can travel faster than light, you can effectively travel through time. This is because the speed of light is considered a fundamental limit in our universe, and exceeding it can lead to paradoxical situations where cause and effect are reversed.
Einstein derived this as he showed that as an object with mass accelerates, its relativistic mass increases, meaning that it requires an infinite amount of energy to reach the speed of light.
Theoretically, if it were possible to travel FTL it would be possible to travel an infinite distance.
Cryptids are physical beings, able to interact with people and objects. Most yokai are just weird poltergeists that do dumb shit like move your shoes.
can Goku do this?
YEET
kowabana.net
hugginmollys.com
Japanese urban legend vs American folklore monster, two giant women that prey on children
Movie that ends with both fusing instead of one or the other dying
Clearly not a proper substitute for a DEATH Battle.
tbf it already happened, ended on them fusing into a whole new ghost that was unstoppable. But anyways Sadako mogs, her lore shit is insane like acting from another dimension and killing psychics all the way from said dimension, not even needing to apparate into reality
CC Goku might keep up temporarily with STTGL, but that is with some generous interpretations of CC Goku to put him at the low end of multiversal.
two giant women that prey on children
Battle of the Ara Ara
I'm just saying if the infinite mass punch were literal, it would oneshot every character ever with less than infinity durability, and send them to the other side of the universe and out.
It's much more reasonable to assume they only increased their mass slightly via this principle, because the Flashes never demonstrate a punch with literally infinity strength.
I honestly can't tell if DC's multiverse is actually 12d or if DB is just full of shit agian.
Well the whole thing is that Wally stays under lightspeed. That is supposed to be his limit and is how it's written in most of his stories, even if powerscalers who don't actually read Flash comics think otherwise. When he goes beyond the light barrier he enters the Speedforce.
its stupid since its HUMAN math that implies their universe is 12.3 D
Myx states that the DC unvierse is 6D.
B-BUT THE 5TH DIMENSION ISNT A SPA-
Eat shit. Its the same term and its stated by a higher dimensional being apparently above any human math.
there's lots of contradictions. Some say it has 6D (Tynion), some say those aren't really dimensions but something else and DC actually has hundreds of thousands of dimensions to infinity dimensions (Wildstorm). They chose the one they like, from the Green Lantern books.
Nah Invincible will fight Gohan
Nah Invincible will get raped by Gohan.
Oni are just big ogres, plus theres guys like Orochi, a titanic seven headed snake, raiju makes lightning, etc
Why do people say this about the 5Th Dimensjon and above?
Do you think every Earth is just a planet instead of a universe? It’s called the designation
his verse has characters resurrecting
What third rate garbage. This fiction ain't worth watching.
Thats mythology. Confirmed to never exist.
Cryptids do. Probably.
...unlike CHADth Battle, where deaths have stakes.
Even Asura’s Wrath?
They chose the one they like, from the Green Lantern books.
It wasn't from a GL book, it was from the Our Worlds at War storyline which mostly took place in Superman books. But that is where Kyle does the Big Bang feat in question (which is also undeniably far and away his best actual feat) so they probably felt it was fair to put it at that value.
Nah Invincible will rape Gohan
Some Yokai have Jojo Stands level bullshit on their ruleset, while most US Cryptids are bricks.
Dragon Ballbros…
The value they focused on was the one given in the same storyline Kyle does the Imperiex feat.
…’s dirty dishes.
What retard actually thinks Bigfoot is real? Dd you not study any basic zoology. How could a creature like Bigfoot even exist? Like mechanically. There’s a reason chimpanzees and gorillas walk on their knuckles instead of walking
Because the writers who write the 5th dimension don't know what a spatial dimension is. To them it's their "realm of imagination" and not another spatial axis you can't see or exist in. Lobo attacked it for example and he's only 3d.
You can treat it like on if you want, but DC most often treats it just as "the land of dreams" or "imaginationland"
t. Bigfoot
He's a missing link, silly.
Triptard confirms he’s a retard
FRAUDtos
pffft... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
exactly then, that's what I mean. Kyle Rayner related story, Kyle Rayner related dimension estimate
BRING ME KRATOS
Sentry got upgraded to getting a slav assassin waifu in the MCU. It was consulted by Sentry's creator, so totally approved.
Completely agree. It's fucking stupid to think Bigfoot exists and that they're bipedal, how would we even move?
...which is the name he calls Videl.
Shovel Knight victim
That’s now how kissing links work, you can’t survive along as a singular entity, there would have to be a theoretical species of Bigfoots.
And why would such a large ape exist in North America when it has no contemporaries
The movie wasn't consulted by his creator. They said they asked him about sentry and that was it, he wasn't involved with the filmmaking and they completely changed him into a pussy bitchbaby.
Kissing links
Gay
MCU
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
…’s dad Satan after losing his anal virginity to him.
Of course theres a species. And several offshoots, which is why theres sightings all over America, the Himalayas, Asia...
she's canon gay in the MCU and sentry's a gay crying manchild in MCU
I'm taking notes on this so that I know how to appropriately cuckpost when Superman vs Sentry happens.
India…
kissing links
Yoko...
...I posted to Anon Babble, before crying and jerking off to my guilty pleasure Sentry x Yelena folder...
Kek
Sentry gets points for killing the guy
ramon
Isn't that the same guy who cucked Hulk?
comics sentry is a cuck
mcu sentry is cucked by a gay woman and is a crying tumblrina
Yikes. Let's call off the fight till things cool down
Nia's Anti-Spiral persona in the high school AU is represented through split personality syndrome
Kek
How would that even work? How could they be developed complex enough brains to hide form humanity?
As animals get bigger, so do their brains. But the human brain is seven times bigger than that of other similarly sized animals. Our close relative, the chimpanzee, has a brain that’s just twice as big as expected for its size. And the gorilla, which can grow to be three times bigger than us, has a smaller brain than we do.
Many scientists ask why our brains have become so big. But Karina Fonseca-Azevedo and Suzana Herculano-Houzel from the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro have turned that question on its head—they want to know why other apes haven’t evolved bigger brains. (Yes, humans are apes; for this piece, I am using “apes” to mean “apes other than us”).
Their argument is simple: brains demand exceptional amounts of energy. Each gram of brain uses up more energy than each gram of body. And bigger brains, which have more neurons, consume more fuel. On their typical diets of raw foods, great apes can’t afford to fuel more neurons than they already have. To do so, they would need to spend an implausible amount of time on foraging and feeding. An ape can’t evolve a brain as big as a human’s, while still eating like an ape. Their energy budget simply wouldn’t balance.
Our ancestors overcame this constraint when they learned how to cook. Cooked food offers more calories than raw food, and is easier to chew and digest. These early chefs could gain more energy from the same amount of eating time. That, in turn, fuelled more neurons and larger brains.
Fonseca-Azevedo and Herculano-Houzel developed their argument using data on 17 species of primates, from the tiny common marmoset to the huge gorilla. They collected figures on the average brain and body sizes of many primates from past papers.
the artist on sentry was called Ramon Rosanas kek
Mmm...schoolgirl Yoko...
You think Bigfoots aren't smart enough to hunt and stay hidden?
I'm not joking
cucked by the artist
kek
They physically cannot meet the calorie requirement
Here’s another way of looking at it: To afford a brain that’s 2 percent of its body weight (as in your head and mine), a primate that fed for 8 hours a day (like gorilla) couldn’t be heavier than 42 kilograms, or have more than 49 billion neurons. If it fed for 7 hours a day (like a chimp or orangutan), it couldn’t be heavier than 26 kilograms or have more than 32 billion neurons. To pull off a human-like brain-to-body ratio, primates would have to sacrifice both mass and neurons. “The largest great apes cannot afford both a large body and a larger number of neurons,” wrote Fonseca-Azevedo and Herculano-Houzel.
How did our ancestors manage? In earlier work, Fonseca-Azevedo and Herculano-Houzel had estimated the numbers of neurons in early hominins (human relatives who arose after our lineage split from chimps). The earliest hominins, such as Australopithecus afarensis (of which the famous Lucy was an example), had around 30 to 40 billion neurons, and could’ve maintained those by eating an ape-like diet for 7 hours a day. No problems there.
But the later Homo erectus had around 62 billion neurons. If it ate raw food, it would’ve needed to feed for more than 8 hours a day. Even later species like Homo heidelbergensis, Neanderthals, and our own relatives, would’ve needed to eat for 9 hours a day. Fonseca-Azevedo and Herculano-Houzel think that our ancestors, probably starting with Homo erectus, only managed by learning to cook.
Opinion is divided on the study. Richard Wrangham from Harvard University likes it. After all, he has long argued that cooking helped to fuel the evolution of our large brains. “I love their study because it is the first to have yet commented on my proposal that cooked food enabled brain expansion,” he says. “Their calculations look reasonable; and their broad conclusion is of course directly in line with mine.”
FUUUUAAAAAARRKKKKKK ARTISTBROS
Damn, he’s JUST like Superman then!
Reminder femdomCHADS won.
Watching your girl worship and fuck Kamina doesn't make you a chad, cucky simon
They have fish, they have fruits, they probably hunt deer too. It'd be quite easy.
I'm gonna be honest with you, with people who think that creatures like bigfoot are real and currently running about doing bigfoot activities why do they not consider the simple aspect of bigfoot's age? Gorilla's only live to be around 30-40 years in the wild, and neolithic humans were lucky to get about the same
but apes in captivity have reached upwards of 50-60 years
Yeah, *in captivity*. No predators or competition for resources. It's literally why humans have gotten to an average of 70-80 year lifespan now. Additionally, the Patterson–Gimlin film, generally used for the most prominent evidence for bigfoot, is from 1967. Even assuming we lowball it and say this matured creature was only perhaps 18 or 20, that'd mean its currently 78 years old. Like, nigga.
femdom ALWAYS wins
No one thinks that one is still alive, silly. They have kids.
I'm sure women worship you for scamming their grandmas, saar
How would that even work? Wouldn’t predation if deer to such a mass degree of being a standard diet be shown? How retarded are you?
Indian Detective Comics…
Hmm, that might not be so bad.
KEKYPOW
Damn, Nia femdoms Kamina Sama every night...
Watching your gi- *SHHHHLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP-POP* SAAR KEEP MOVING TONGUE AROUND INSIDE OF MOUTH YES YES YES VERY YES YOUR CLEANING COW POOP OFF MY TEETH SAAR
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REDEEM THIS SAAAAAAAR
if you're making fun of Superman kissing a 14 year old girl in this comic, guess how old Yoko was when "Big Bro" cucked simon?
MarvelGODS opened this thread. MarvelGODS shall close it.
the manga is a goldmine
KEK
Today, I remind them
She was 17
the vast majority of men cannot make a woman cum
the entire point of the male species is to be sex toys for dominant women and nothing more. all men instinctively know this which is why they love those fantasies
Marvelfags opened this thread and Marvelfags will close it by jobbing to CHADzilla.
she yearns for the great and legendary and mighty Kamina Sama...
They physically cannot meet the calorie requirement
implying Bigfoot doesn't use technology
no, she was 14.
Lying again, ttglcucks.
he's dead
You expect Bigfoot to be adv made enough to cook? There’s an entire subspecies of giant apes living in the basics of the Stone Age on Earth and no one can film them except increasingly more scarce camera footage even in the age of information?
Post a women beating men in the physical department.
SAAAAAR YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REDEEM THE DC COMIC FAN GOOGLE DOCUMENTS SAAAAAAAAR
she was 14
gurren-lagann.net
I really wish simonfags would stop constantly lying to save face. It fosters a lower level of public dialogue that gets you made fun of more.
Nia...
Why nitpick about the development process when adapting decades old characters (and Sentry is younger than even Deadpool) requires compromises?
And Jenkins was so enthusiastic about the movie he attended the Premiere with a Sentry shirt. And they even adapted his first comic scene of being disoriented, barefoot and wearing blue clothes when realizing he had superpowers.
And being a pussy? He didn't cry rivers like other characters, bonded with Yelena through the movie while giving the Bolts an opening to escape before knowing he had powers, intimidated Valentina, and emasculated Walker showing him his failed normie marriage and turning his shield into a taco. By Anon Babble standards he's a CHADchad hero.
so is she, but now they're both in the afterlife so he rapes her every day like she always wanted
I feel like the replies are just a single guy at this point
Why not? If they're smart enough to stay hidden, why not cook too?
10 of them
Yep, time for the Espada
I feel like the replies are DCopers getting made fun of for jobbing like always.
Kamina is a based Ephebophile?
what's the winrate, maletroon?
that's called selling out. No compromises were required, they were mandated and bought out to create mass produced homogenised slop.
And he cried fountains like a little pussy fag.
My kind of guy....
Fight Murphy effortlessly wins
parroting
you won why are you mindbroken?
inb4 "no that was just hax"
the vast majority of men cannot make a woman cum
Not caring to and "cannot" are two very different things
Quality>>>Quantity
An sleeping Beerus would be able to defeat all women on death battle, maybe par swanked DC heroines (they get sub atomized by Simon anyways).
this tumblr piggy is as far from a "chad" as you are, mcucuck. Does nothing but cry and cry like a fag about "waah daddy hit me" and spout "quirky" reddit humor
Featherine gapes all men just by blinking btw
...before getting GAPED by Phoenix and Raven.
lmao
PRESENCE, ANYONE, SAVE MEEEEEEE, SAVE ME FROM _____!
Simon just gaped basically composite DC.
WallyVsSonicitus
you win the fight but lose your mind
I'm holding off on reading any TTGL stuff until after I watch the anime, but the little I allowed myself to read is really good KEK.
That bitch one of the Beatles beat
… in their dying dreams after getting gaped by Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann.
_____CHADS....
Generic WoD neet gooner fodder
armless, legless, eyeless, deaf, simon might make it more even for Goku?
The official results are in, KINGtos has won this thread.
God I can't wait for Doom to rip this fag in half
The official results are in, KEKtos jobbed to this thread.
Simon
Jobs to Nia's whip.
An sleeping Beerus would be able to defeat all women on death battle,
Wonder Woman, Phoenix, Raven, Zatanna, Mitsuru, Amy.
they get sub atomized by Simon anyways
We literally have an image that shows Simon is BVILT for femdom like all malefags are.
Mold…
GOLD!
Bringing WOD is like bringing a omniversal big bang against dirt. That shit goes to the absolute pinnacle of tiering, no matter what you focus on. Maths? transcended, philosophy? transcended, pataphysics? You guessed it, transcended
Femdomsissy hiding behind Sonic
shut up
just giving him Lagann will make it fair
New thread
We literally have an image that shows Simon is BVILT for femdom like all malefags are.
And even a Femdom fag one shots composite female DC? DAMN.
THANKS FOR THE TIP
I think a good response to
I have Omnivstance
is
I have Omnivstance times infinity
Which is what WoD is
Tails in Smash Melee mod
Death Battle should do Tails vs Klonoa
Shades of this except this time it's Simon who needs the handicaps to give his opponent a chance
I don't expect any human to be adv to build technology
millions of years of absolute nothing
but these last 100 years
outliers
let the sun fry your hardware and you all go back to being chimps
Axel is comparable to Sora who is comparable to Infinite Cosmic Power Jafar, Reno stands no chance.
Obito leaves for Kamui
Yhwach says nuh uh
Blueno enters a door
Reverse Flash would have went to the timeline where he forgot to do that.
Goku
literally sub-sonic
Post the scenes or they didn't happen. I guarantee you there was more moping in 25 years of comics from at times writers with no idea of what to do with the character, and I'll have the receipts to prove it.
And selling out? That's rich, everybody else in this movie was already introduced except Sentry. Did you cry rivers when Captain America's first and second movies didn't adapt the Golden Age comics straight but adapted modern takes including Winter Solder, one of the biggest retcons ever?
Years were counted differently underground. Biologically, she’s 19
FUUUUUAAAARK, I TRANSCEND SPACE AND TIME and can MANIPULATE it at WILL. I am ACAUSAL and can NEGATE others ACAUSALITY. I am BEYOND DIMENSIONS and can MANIPULATE DIMENSIONALITY of the HYPERVERSE at WILL. I can MANIPULATE the very FOUNDATION of REALITY at the INFORMATIONAL level casually. I am composed of BEYOND INFINITE MASS and ENERGY. I move MASSIVELY BEYOND FTL. I make MATH, PHYSICS and PHILOSOPHY shit BLOOD when in a MULTIVERSAL radius of me.