/hsg/ - Homestuck General

it's me eri

This one?

Jake thread after a Vriska thread

Please god let the next one be an Aranea thread it would be so funny

Making milky blue cummies in Terezi

Twokinds and Homestuck still being allowed to roam freely on Anon Babble

Strange times, but I'm not complaining!

every female in this series just needs a good dicking

Anyone read any good mspfa's recently? I just got done reading Nepeta Quest 2022, I knew that it didn't have an actual ending but once I got to the final page I was kinda glad it had the balls to just end.

all the striders are kind of annoying and i’m quite sick of them

Is it even worth touching the post-ending shit in any capacity
I finally actually finished the comic a couple years back just to get some closure and those have been looming ever since

You are aware anon!. Shouldn't have drank from that bucket.
Eh? Hiveswap? HS^2? Psycholonials? What are you talking about? Come, a new Homestuck music album just released

The games, definitely. BC is a mixed bag, tread lightly

Thought this might be fun. Do not feel like you should have the means to answer this poll if you don't naturally feel drawn to.

strawpoll.com/05ZdzX3wbn6

Striders suck ass if you look at them seriously. If you take them ironically, you'll learn to love them ironically

the magnets song is unironically beautiful

The games, definitely.

Nothing under the Homestuck brand that didn't come from Hussie is acceptable.

Hiveswap done when?

Currently keeping at arm's reach since they are about to start a new session and maybe something good will happen...or not.

Anon...

What year is it? Did I go back too far??

It's 2015 2. Welcome back, try doing things right this time.

I’ve played the games (and kept up with PQ rewritten), actually.
That was actually what started my relapse.

You're right where you need to be.

Hussie wrote the jogn and not-vriska routes in the VN thoughbeit

Andrew's old comics are also stellar.

How old are you? How old is the average Homestucker?

Friendsim/Pesterquest modding

Why wasn't this a thing? Do you NOT want actual date routes?

i’m 18, but i bet the average fan is probably 30-something though.

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I mean at that point might as well just write fanfic

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Twennyfive, turning twenty six

Oh my God only 1 year until I get lupus and leukemia oh God oh shit oh God

Not the same, I prefer VNs over some tumblr teen's yaoi stash

his indie stuff was gold

we will never get a sequel to that clown comic

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Feels good tbfh, brain is balanced and shit
There seems to be a teen fandom but it looks more like one of many countless smaller fandoms of the internet

Favorite Fantrolls?

Renity Epilin in picrel

wasn't terezi here still 16? don't even remember if the trolls aged

I would give you fantrolls if I remember any of the old mspfa stuff

FUCK, there was one about putty stickmen that was pure gold and i think it may be legitimate lost media now

29. Been here since problem sleuth.

Twenty Nine last month.

Discovered the comic in 2011, thanks to a friend on WoW saying "you act just like John Egbert!".

Its been downhill ever seen.

I like any that looks like total cocksluts

They do, they just slow down upon reaching adulthood
Getting god tier means you don't die of old age

I saw an OOPs thread make it archive undeleted last month. this is literally unprecedented.
I'm desperately phoning Anon Babble LLC, I fear someone I know is dead

youtu.be/4BqRC-ZPovM

literal /hsg/ in the op

I don't wanna jinx it bros...
I'd rather be safe and just call it a Homestuck thread.

but terezi didn't god tier?

Friend is an amazing artist and has an entire storybook full of Fantrolls, their descendants, ancestors, dancestors, and RPs on tumblr going back to 2013.

Every fantroll is hot and amazing like pic related.

Doesn't care about the tumblr porn ban either, makes some tastefully lewd stuff now and then.

Some say that it's very suspicious that this change coincides with DOGE spending cuts. Would be funny is the two are somehow connected

too late bro. where doing it man.

Did anyone even archive metastuck? I swear it must have 4 digits of drawings

now now, leave the schizo theories by the door

We won't know if we don't try. It's as real as we make it

if the two*

Fuck, need to sleep. Hope to see this thread still alive and kicking in the morning!

Go to bed, Twokinds.
And go back to the HB thread.

youtu.be/TFdjp3caayU?si=SHdH75uy9a6cp_2k

I genuinely can't remember a single fantroll by name.

I started reading TwoKinds about a month before your thing started. Funny! I love old stank anime aesthetic art.

I don't want to go to sleep, guys.

I'm 21. I'm only here because that HACK Toby Fox is STILL working on Deltarune.

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This site is not going to be a game of chicken with the cunt mods who literally only come here to delete porn threads and abuse Gamergaters for sport. This is Homestuck General and it's never being censored or targeted again. I don't give a flying fuck what else happens. In all likelihood, we will have some threads deleted and some rangebans, but we're not compromising any more.

what the fuck does this mean why did I save it, explain yourselves

hb?

Welcome back, /hsg/. Vriska did everything wrong and that's why we love her.

hb?

The "new" Homestuck.
The Helluva Boss thread.

ywn have this.

You have no idea how much I want a Jade GF.

youtu.be/yobugCRpyvQ
youtu.be/ve7TB0FggaY
:(

Goodnight, George. Thanks for all the music.

aa, Anon Babble, sorry i followed no hsg exodus. Well i did visit the Anon Babble general couple times.

Gamergaters

Hey buddy we are still too you to suffer dementia already

is there a pdf

We should meticulously recreate that disc's marker art and leave it at the new 4/13 collab strapped to a bottle of Faygo filled with red-dyed piss.

I can supply the piss.

Fill the disc with nothing but 500MB of picrel.

Holy shit this pic. If I remembered I had this I'd have posted it so many time since act 6.

Me for the last day and a half.

I long for the sort of whimsy and innocence captured by early Homestuck. It's so perfect, fun and free, and it's something I'll never be able to personally experience

If there isn't an update by tomorrow I swear to fucking God in murdering everyone in /hsg/

I must sleep. Much to do tomorrow. I need to set the hard drives aside and work on several drawings outside Homestuck.
Have this lil doodle I've got in the works.

I long for the sort of whimsy and innocence captured by early Homestuck.

have you tried pic rel

Time to retire my brain (inb4 horrible nightmares like the past few days.) Gn /hsg/
lole
nice! and gn.

18. I got into it via Undertale, but naturally the average fan would be in their late 20s or early-mid 30s

You like Hiveswap so far, don't you?

sauce?

No, I haven't. I don't know what that is, but I'll check it out if you post the name

i haven't touched a thing since the epilogues. should i got straight for phycholonials or read the fanstuff first

Psycholonials

It's shit, it's preachy, and it's not even Homestuck so it sucks objectively

Unsounded. It is extremely wholesome :^)

Looks
Good? Might check it out desu

i don’t even know what that is desu

But isn't it a sincere statement by Hussie on how HS turned out? As close as a masks off moment as the terminally insecure dumbass can get.

The better side of modern Homestuck

Watch a Pyscholonials playthrough as Hussie's autobiography about creating Homestuck and it will explain everything he decided to do after Homestuck ended.

SHE DID NOTHING WRONG

that shading

i feel like i know this artist.

Only one MSPA girl gets that claim.

that's not my wife vriska

Oh Unsounded always looks good

3rd thread in 15 hours

*buckles up*

Speaking as Andrew's biggest devotee, as has been discussed here before, Psycholonials is not something to read unless you want to test your mental health and patience. It genuinely contains abusive beliefs and rhetoric that could be considered gaslighting and the epilogue literally ends on a line intended to invoke web-nerd fears of solipsism. It kickstarted the current phase of my life by reaction, but it's genuinely the worst thing Andrew has ever made if you're looking at it through the same lens most people view all his other stuff. That, and it's really fuckin' boring. I don't know why he decided to take one last slash of malice at the parts of the world that didn't ruin his life when he could have made it a genuine attempt to help people him, but I suppose mind control victims can't be held responsible for their actions.

TL;DR: Skip Psycholonials, go to the fanstuff, but don't expect anything too amazing.

For once, I'm excited to wake up tomorrow.

It's like it never left...

I also saw /frz/. I think the general era of Anon Babble is slowly reviving

I don't know why people hate Trickster Mode so much.

WE WILL MAKE Anon Babble GREAT AGAIN

i was about to use this video for the next thread's OP but screw it, im going to bed

there was no hate bandwagon when it came to /hsg/. there was no need, nothing they could come up with would compare with the real thing.

We're going to build a wall, a great wall if you well. An amazing, fantastic wall. We're going to make Anon Babble great again and we're going to make Anon Babble pay for the wall. When Anon Babble sends people over, they're not sending their best. We need more people from Anon Babble and Anon Babble, but really we need to make Anon Babble great again, and we will.

it was a bit cringe, cliché, and it made me feel uneasy.

they did make cute drawings tho'

what meme was even this
why do even have it saved
swear to go Anon Babble was a whole was physically unable to produce as much bullshit in a week as hsg did

go forth my creature

That was the point

That was the point

That was the point

That was the point

scrumptious

well i think the point is gay and stupid

If you could take a grub and smoke it what caste would you pick?

Uhhhhh, I don't smoke intoxicating substances because I'm not a normalfag who likes killing myself. Retard!

Smoke it? Aren’t they supposed to be used like fleshlights?

Just woke up. Damn did that last thread go fast. That single word "general" sure did the trick, huh
Also fine, I won't kill myself today. Jeez

ANDREW: So, first I have to preface any questions I ask here with the admission of the fact that I don't actually know much about Vast Error. I hardly ever read fanworks.

AUSTIN: Harsh, but fair.

damnit i should have reset my IP a few times to spam yes

/hsg/ comes back.

All we need now is Anon Babble heroes!

Keeping The Unofficial Homestuck Collection constantly open on your desktop like a virtual pet and reading it in perpetuity when you're bored.

If you could take a grub and smoke it what caste would you pick?

CRAB

It's like that tiktok "what if we used our bible like our phones" where the girl wakes up and immediately opens a random page of the bible and is like "wow... bibble..."

iit's been open for the past 5 months

maybe
just maybe
board-tans will come back
and someone with a complete archive of the Anon Babble house booru will appear
haha
we can dream
;_;

We have the technology to make more

i’m just now realizing that i’ve never heard hussie’s voice ever

two questions:
how much of MSPFA forum adventures made it to the MSPFA website?
was it ever explain why MSPA forums got deleted? were they ever archived?

I've been interested in making an iceberg chart for Andrew's art, and I already hashed out a list of some fifty-odd entries over on Megidochan, but there's an alleged labyrinth of other stuff that was never uploaded online that I would love to include in a finished version if I can get my hands on it somehow, someday. Until then, would anyone in /hsg/ be interested in seeing it for convenience? Seems like a decent activity to kick off the new era.

Last one for the road, and one special.

Years and years ago, in the year of 2015, a friend and I roleplayed together.

I was an evil necromancer John, and she was his willing servant, a Necromancer Handmaid.

She was so inspired by the RP she made this for it.

Not long after, she stopped coming online, and I never saw her again.

I never saved the chat, but I remember how it went, and I will always have this, and now I share it to you all: Its been ten-ish years. Its time for everyone to see it.

what the hell is Megidochan

That's awesome. Sadly a lot of things on the internet are not as eternal as people like to pretend they are

It was home...

Holy fucking shit what year is it

Holy shit I missed these goobers (three of them are dead) (if this was the before times there would be an artfag making sick art of HSG RISING FROM HIS GRAVE)

was it ever explain why MSPA forums got deleted? were they ever archived?

Server error has always been the official story. They just blinked out of existence one day. There's a successor that may or may not be official, I don't know: forum.homestuck.xyz/

how much of MSPFA forum adventures made it to the MSPFA website?

Ugh...I really don't know. MSPFA is a lost cause. You can't post there without a Google account (read: you need to give Google your phone number) and Grant, who took control of the site fully after the co-founder left a decade ago, is a massive faggot who doesn't care about or understand Homestuck or know what he's doing. My advice would just be to approach it Saint-style, use Wayback, work hard for the stuff you want to find, and if it's gone, it's gone.

How many times do (you) think Karkat made her cry being mean or ableist?

apparently yes but i lost it

I drew that Warlock John, and at the time I was using a more primitive and outmoded(and bootleg) form of SAI along with an ineffectual second-person wacom tablet. It was awful, but she loved it anyway.
I should give him another shot, tomorrow.

Ugh...I really don't know. MSPFA is a lost cause.

i mean the MSPFA section of MSPA forums. lots of great fanadvs there, and KSBD started out there too. Had fond memories of that place.

Chumhandle anchor post. Mine's consciousnessAntithesis.

Didn't Karkat tell Eridan to not call her autistic or something?

It's been so many years and this music still makes my heart ache in a way I can't possibly describe. It has been a strange past few days and I'm increasingly worried, as a complete non-believer, about a genuine time-shift-fuckaroo. I don't know what's happening anymore with Homosuck and I'm so far out of the loop I'm afraid to even catch up, but my mouse clicked this thread on its own.

Not other than a few folders people uploaded back in the day, I'm pretty sure.

and I'm increasingly worried, as a complete non-believer, about a genuine time-shift-fuckaroo.

You have no idea. The fear of time-existential stuff and contingency phenomena is fucking real, especially when you've had a really shit life the universe might have a reason to separate you from.

The universe called you here for a reason
When the stars give you a message, you don't ask why it was sent

I sorta want HSG back but when I think about the current state of Homestuck I'm disgusted and don't want anything to do with that.

You can always make your own homestuck fan content

wherever she is, we can only hope she's doing well.

Imageboard, spinoff from the trash thread I believe.

pic

discontinue posting immediately.

You got the power to change it anon, I believe in you

the power of change...is in your flesh

-Prince Elfangor

forgot pic. AGAIN.

Anon on plus4chan has a drive of winter ball era board-tans, some 1000 pics iirc. not even a quarter of the stuff that actually got made.
still weirds me out how something that seemed inextricable from Anon Babble has been all but forgotten.

don't even ask, just post.

most of the art was before my time (2012) but I always loved the idea of metastuck, i do think like 80% of all art ever made was by hsg drawfags tho'.

forgot this bit:

Server error has always been the official story.

without everything else being undamaged? Hell no.

Making HS fan content wouldn't fix the problem that I have. Fan content is great, but the one thing that binds everyone together is Homestuck itself, and the current state of Homestuck is something horrible that I can't bring myself to read. Not to mention the fact that upd8 culture is dead because a team of however many people can't match up to Hussie in his prime. I don't know if I'm really conveying my feeling right, it's really late.
It's kinda rude to tell someone to just stop posting, please consider other peoples' feelings when engaging in online communities.

HS started with the fans, and if it doesn't end with the fans then we riot

The BC team has said that for act 2 they're aiming for a more consistent schedule rather than monthly, so maybe that'll help

p-pls dont'

If we can make it past twenty four hours, then maybe... Just maybe... We can wiggle out of our chains.

I mean, we've essentially had consistent threads for a week now

the name is a death warrant, besides, nostalgia can't drive an actual general in the end.

I'm all too happy to see the HS^2 fans make threads tho'. Considering reading it myself.

Alright, I spent way too much time trying to format this list to be acceptable for Anon Babble, so you're just getting screencaps. 1/2:

2/2:

homestuck hijak

we were almost 2hu tier
but in the end
we became hetalia

it's getting late. if the thread is still around tomorrow or there's an hs^2 upda8 i'll finish the dump, night fags.

Good night, anon

Nighty, anon.

Good start, huh, boys? I feel like I’m saying it a bit too much, but it really was.

It was fun. It's good to be back!

if this was the before times there would be an artfag making sick art of HSG RISING FROM HIS GRAVE

I'd do it but my poses are always so stiff

NO EXCUSE
GO DRAW
NOW

For me personally, it feels good to stop namefagging for a bit and anonymously contribute something positive that a lot of people appreciate. Other boards reporting in and that story from the anon whose friend freaked out that /hsg/ was back is the kind of thing I’ve always wanted to claim responsibility for on an image board. Maybe soon I’ll be myself again enough to draw something.

It just goes to show that trips never lie

Fuck were back!?

Which story? Many were saying similar things

Yaeh

POST DEM [X] CHARACTERS

The guy who was in the Discord with his friend and his friend was going to buy a spider mech or something.

Splinters can't be home. Anon Babble always was and always will be the promised land.

desu i want a Rose GF more. Im prime psych-ward material and easy to manipulate, sadly there are no sadistic goth bitches around where i live.

HSG is back because of the price of eggs

Rose GF would fix you and knit you macabre sweaters and read you absurd wizard poetry to sleep though

Are you ovipositive about that?

Eh, it's just fleeting nostalgia and coincidences. Especially since I was just getting my shit together so this would have to be a doomed timeline.

"Things typed into Google by the last remaining Homestuck fan after he wakes from cryosleep in the year 2025."

"JadeXLil'CalXDoomed!Eridan Inflation Smut Off-Model"

NEKKID GRUBMAW

"What color is Karkat's blood?"

We're so 8ack

there he is. my fucking hero

Why are we here, just to suffer?
Good job anon

WATCH HIM AS HE BLOWS

200 years after homestuck

still can't draw funny oc for anons

it's so fucking over lads

The journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step

*wwalks the first step*

Check this shit out you guys!

Like the other guy said, you just gotta start and eventually you'll get better. Plus a lot of people will appreciate shitty doodles, too

On second thought, some journeys are best left untaken.

waiting?
motherfucker you are late
buckle bitch you've got a one man dead session to complete and there's 24 maroon gnomes to collect

What if Inventory system real

how many people here actually posted in /hsg/?
most people i see posting on Anon Babble these days are too young to have done so

I didn’t even know Anon Babble had a Homestuck community back when the original /hsg/ was going, which is one of the reasons why I’m not going to put up with any mod fuckery for this one.

I was only there for the tailend of it. I'm almost 30 years old, I'm terrified of the teens and people in their early 20s who got into Homestuck after it finished.

Well /hsg/, i want to try something. Lets birth a critter together.

I'll need:
A troll name
A class
An aspect
A strife kind
A caste

Only one of each, and only one per person. If the general hasnt been brutalized by tomorrow, i'll post the result.

Speaking as Andrew's biggest devotee

Skip Psycholonials

not so devoted, huh.

class

bard of blood

A troll name

reskos ankoka

it was HSG
the slashes came LATER

tuningforkkind

A strife kind

that's a kind abstrata!! i choose trophykind

Class

Mage
One thing per anon, nimrod

strife kind

Specifically foam dart guns, like Nerf, not real guns.

Make him Bloodbound, it's the strongest aspect ;^)

I wonder why Requiem café isn't hosting the homestuck event this year

caste

purple

Stop making everything about you, nerd-chud!

“What if video games is real” is the entire conceit of Homestuck.

no, the entire conceit is what if you were stuck in your home

I can't believe John got to have sex with all of these women at once!!!

no, the entire conceit is i need to make a follow up to problem sleuth while the fires hot

no, you're thinking of blood spade

It always comes back to Sleuth Du Probleme

I wonder why Requiem café isn't hosting the homestuck event this year

Jimmy Cucaracha answered this in a recent AMA
reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1jia17b/official_hsbc_crew_ama/mjerx65/?context=3

where
THE FUCK
is terezi??

Sucking of Karkat

Got my GF to read all of homestuck 1 this year and by the end of it she wanted to violently kill Andrew Hussie for what he did to Jade

that's not normal. you shouldn't want to violently kill anyone at all.

AIs gotten to powerful I've made my own homestuck shits getting too weird.

Roxy Lalonde ripped alcohol farts in Terezi’s mouth

I wish Dave was cool.....

2 life times in Purgatory for you.

Nah I think it's fair Mr. Hndrew Aussie.

HSG returning right as the old Penny Arcade forums are about to nuke their 20-year history and one of the last archives of early Homestuck discussions is destroyed

Oh the times, they are a changin'.....

Can't someone archive the penny arcade forums?

all these homestuck threads after people realize redwood is gone

Careful, Icarus

Why do every one of these embittered nerd groups that were huge in the 2000s specifically feel the need to nuke their forums? If I recall correctly, Furaffinity did that as well. Just fucking lock it.

I'm trying, but it's not easy when they mandate logins and manually approve logins based on what you say in the message.

It's overrun by spergy troons that are ashamed that a few chuddy gamergate bros had some post history there.

Troll's Remorse.

Not real

W.T. Snacks is right there.

Behind me?

That's understandable and my exact reaction when my boyfriend showed me Homestuck a few years ago.

My wife got me into Homestuck back in 2013, we are now divorced
I am not telling my new GF about Homestuck

18. read HS when i was like 16 and really bored and couldn't think of anything better to do at the time, only heard about it through the deltarune threads on Anon Babble when chapter 2 just released, and during my readthrough i realized i'd seen several of the characters before in TF2 porn sprays.
i wonder if homestuck has a large presence on places like twitter and if that could shift the median fan age lower than expected these days.

i need pdfs of the old hsg books

In a previous thread, someone compared Terezi and Vriska to jews, and I finally got around to making a comic about it

TF2 porn sprays

i've never seen a homestuck spray in tf2, what server were you playing on?

he doesn't have the physical copy on his shelf

Anon...

Why are we back?
I don't want to be back. My brain's not as broken as it used to be.

Homestuck General

Multiple threads hitting bump limit

nani desuka

no one does.
those books bankrupted hussie.

@homestucksforisrael

where can i follow you? this shit's hilarious.

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might've been a party Anon Babblean server but i know for sure that i saw a jpg of big titty jade on hightower once

go through my folder of archived sprays from like 2018 (before valve set it to clear sprays from the temp folder after closing the game) to look for it

find like 3 other homestuck characters in non-pornographic images instead

huh, neat