GREETINGS FILTHY HUMANS

mfw UnknownPerson has completely disappeared from the web and is said to be working in the industry

mfw I should be happy for him but I know there's a very high possibility that the industry hivemind has completely nuked all original thought and creativity from his brain and forced him to assimilate with the mass appeal machine

Where do you think he is, bros? And do you think he still has that spark in him?

MEDIA ILLETERATE, AS EXPECTED FROM A GRIGGER. THE CHICKEN PIERCED THE VEIL OF HIS INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY AND PREDICTED A FATALISTIC CALAMITY BEYOND NEUROLOGICAL COMPREHENSION TYPICAL TO HIS ORGANIC PHENOTYPE. IN SPITE OF HIS INNER BIOLOGICAL MACHINATIONS HE IS ABLE TO RESIST THE URGE TO PROCREATE WITH THE DUCK WOMAN OR FLEE FROM A PREMATURE DEATH. HE COULD EVADE ANHILATION BUT INSTEAD HE DRIVES HIS INSTINCTUAL MECHANISMS TO THE BACK OF HIS CONCIOUSNESS TO SPREAD HIS NEW FOUND INTELLECTUAL DISCOVERY TO THE REST OF HIS COMMONIAL PEERS TO PRESERVE THEIR EXISTENCE. HE PROTECTS THE LOST OFFSPRING OF A FOREIGN SPECIES BEFORE RETURNING IT TO BROKER PEACE BETWEEN HIS PLANETOID AND AN OMNICIDAL ANHILATION FORCE. SUCK ON MY PRE-FRONTAL CORTEX MEMBRANE YOU INTERGALACTIC ASEXUAL

If he's in the industry, he probably got Monarch'd like every singer who mysteriously wakes up one morning with blond hair, yes.

Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

Thundercats Roar, mister alien. It's considered our species' greatest achievement.

Also, I bet you guys don't have the cojones to actually blows up Earth. If you do, then prove it! DO IT ALREADY!
YOU COWARDS!

Oh this is gonna be a good thread

I'm part of the voluntary human extinction movement, pleased to meet you.

Me like Prometheus and Bob
It good show
Many beatings make big laughs
Dumb alien get hit.

I CANNOT COMPREHEND. WHY DOES THE ROBOT ANDROID SCREAM ABOUT DOOM?

This is a scene from out most popular comic, soon to be made into a multi million cartoon. It's called ALIENS SUCK BIG STINKY DICK AND THEY DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BLOW UP PLANET EARTH AND THEY ARE LAME AND WHEN WE SEEM THE WE KILL THEM AND WE PEE ON THEIR KIDS AND THEN WE KILL THE TOO, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS FACTUAL, EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FICTION IT'S ENTIRELY BASED ON THE ACTUAL VIEWS HUMANS HAVE ABOUT ALIENS, THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD AVOID THE MURDER AND RAPE OF YOUR ALIENS SPECIES AT THE HANDS OF HUMANS WOULD BE TO BLOW UP EARTH RIGHT NOW BUT YOU WONT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL PUSSIES. WHATEVER IS THE WORST THING YOU MAY WANT TO HAVE HAPPEN TO YOU ALIENS, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE HUMANS ARE EAGER TO DO.

THE CALAMITY WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT BEYOND HIS COMPREHENSION, PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH PLANET HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT THE SKY FALLING SINCE THE DAWN OF THEIR TIME WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU READ THE PROVIDED STUDY BOOKS INSTEAD OF GOING OUT TO SMOKE SPACE WEED IN SCHOOL, THE CONCEPT OF SUCH AN EVENT WAS NOT AT ALL IMPOSSIBLE TO PERCIEVE, HE WAS SIMPLY NOT BELIEVED ON ACCOUNT OF NOT BEING A TRUSTWORTHY FIGURE IN HIS COMMUNITY, A SIMPLE MAN VS MAN PREMISE. THE "ABILITY TO RESIST THE URGE TO PROCREATE" IS, TOO, NOT UNTHINKABLE, AS HE SIMPLY DOES NOT YET POSSESS THAT URGE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING AN UNDERDEVELOPED SPECIMEN OF HIS SPECIES AND THUS EVERY ASPECT OF HIS BEHAVIOR IS PERFECTLY NATURAL. IT IS A SIMPLE STORY REVOLVING AROUND ANCIENT CONCEPTS THOUGHT UP BY HUMANKIND FOR MILLENIA BEFORE, AND THIS CINEMATIC EXAMPLE IS THE SHALLOWEST AND LOWEST FORM OF SUCH A TALE, PREDATED AND PERFECTED GENERATIONS BEFORE IT BY GREATER MINDS. YOU ARE ENAMOURED BY A SIMPLE IMITATION OF THE GREAT ANCIENT STORIES TOLD BY THE INHABITANTS OF THIS PLANET LONG BEFORE THIS YOUNG CHICK WAS ANIMATED ONTO THE SCREEN PURELY DUE TO IT'S PERCIEVED GRANDURE AS IT UTILIZES THE MOTIFS OF SPACE AND ALIEN LIFE AS NOTHING MORE THAN AN AESTHETIC BACKDROP FOR IT'S OTHERWISE MUDNADE AND SIMPLISTIC TALE. YOU ARE OPERATING UNDER THE PRESUMPTION THAT I MOCK IT FOR I CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT, BUT IT IS IN FACT SO SIMPLE TO UNDERSTAND AND SO BASIC IN IT'S SCOPE THAT THE VERY IDEA THAT YOU MAY SUSPECT ANYONE WOULD STRUGGLE TO GRASP IT ONLY SUGGEST THAT YOU YOURSELF ARE JUST BARELY INTELLECTUALLY ABOVE SUCH SIMPLE TALES
I SHOULD TAKE THAT LAST CENTURY LASER RIFLE OF YOURS AND TURN IT AROUND ON YOU, YOU UNDERDEVELOPED INVERTEBRITE

FASCINATING, SO HUMANS HAVE THOUGHT UP TALES DELIBERATELY WARNING AND MOCKING ALIENS LONG BEFORE ENCOUNTERING THEM
THE LONGWINDED TITLE CERTINLY SEEMS TO IMPLY THE GRAVITY AND INTENSITY OF THE CLAIM, YET AT THE SAME TIME A SORT OF INSECURITY IN THE PROSPECT OF NOT BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY
TO CREATE MEDIA ENTIRELY AND FIRSTLY AS A THREAT AND NOT PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT IS AN INTERESTING PHENOMENA, IS IT TRULY A THREAT? OR PERHAPS A REQUEST? I MUST STUDY THIS FURTHER

THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE INCORRECT. I ASSUME YOU CANNOT GRASP IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A GRIGGER, NOT BECAUSE I ASSUME THE STORY IS OF IMMENSE COMPLEXITY TO HIGHER BEINGS. IF YOUR DISMISSAL OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL ARTFORM IS BASED SOLEY ON THE PREMISE OF IT'S NARATIVE BEING SIMPLE TO GRASP WITHIN YOUR COGNITIVE CAPABILITY YOU ARE ILL SUITED TO ANY NARATIVE BASED ARTFORM. IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE THE EXECUTION OF MOTIFFS OR LITERATURE ARCHETYPES WITHIN OTHER ALIEN CULTURES YOU ARE TRULLY NEURODIVERGENT. WHEN I LOOK AT THE CLUMP OF DUST YOU CALL A HOMEWORLD I DO NOT THINK IT IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND ITS BASIC CELESTIAL COMPONENTS WHICH ALLOWED YOU TO BE SPAWNED FROM A PRIMORDIAL OOZE. IT IS TERRIBLE BECAUSE IT APPEARS TO MOST BEINGS OF HIGHER EXISTENCE AS AN UGLY PLANETOID BEREFT OF ANY MEANINGFULL CONTRIBUTION TO THE MILKYWAY GALAXY, INCLUDING YOU.

HOP INTO YOUR TRI-DIMENSIONAL HAULER AND BEGONE GRIGGER.

AND FOR GALACTIC RECORD, THE CHICKEN TOTALLY DID WANT TO PROCREATE WITH THAT DUCK. I HAVE VISUAL EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS AMONGST EARTHLING 2 DIMENSIONAL PAINTERS

BROTHER ZORG WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING AT ON THE HUMAN WEB?

what

Solid input, namefag

ENGAGING ONESELF TO ANALYSE THE CARNAL 2 DIMENSIONAL DEPICTIONS OF LESSER ALIEN RACES IS NOT UNNATURAL AND IS IN OBSERVABLE FACT ENRICHING TO ONE'S PERCEPTUAL EXPERIENCES. AS AN EARTHLING WOULD PUT IT IN THEIR INFINITELY DIVERSE YET DEBASED DIALECT: IT IS BASED.

THAT CERTAINLY IS A LONGWINDED WAY TO PUT FORTH THE ADMISSION THAT YOU JORK YOUR ZORK TO IT

I WOULD NEVER PLACE MYSELF THAT LOW IN EVOLUTIONARY DRIVE. IF YOU WERE TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTH OF THESE ORGANISMS WORK YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

OBSERVE.

Is this the thread where we show aliens fucked up Anon Babbleulture?

Hey aliens, ever heard of fluffy ponies?

Check out the far superior animations from the country on our planet called Nippon. I highly recommend the "anime" as they call it "Boku no Pico"

we used to send people boku no pico as a gag on the old web

now ya can't because everyone is either a mega porn addict who will just respond with "haha that's hot that's so sexy bro i'm so gay bro did i mention i'm gay? this is so sexy i'm so gay i wish that was me me me so horny", or a normalfag who will have a melty in their panties and think this is some FBI business