Death Battle

HEIR TO THE THRONE,
AND THE BOY LEFT ALONE,
FATED RIVALS WITH WILLS ALIIIGNED

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OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Here's your outerversal hero, bro

Luke can move Black Holes and close Marks asscrack.

Only thing jesus can do against someone who destroys mountains is make more mountains

KWAB

What if it was called rape battle instead of death battle and instead of being blood lusted they were just lusted?

Luke's wife got her holes blacked btw

My HERO has this.

KINGtos the canonic bisexual fornication beast would've gone undefeated in his two fights

Canon.

Master Queef's hands would've shattered on impact btw

No… my AI girlfriend… NEEDS ME!

I WON’T LET YOU TAKE ME FROM MY WOOORRRLLLDDD!!!

~All those green space marines down there feel the same~

~And I can’t bear to see their helmets facing my way~

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Creating is infinitely harder than destroying.

Jesus solos science

If chief is so strong then how come he didn't save xbox?

JOBsus? Soicence? get destroyed by philosophy

Shiggy vs Mahito already at 663k

UH OH

If Doomslayer is so strong why didn't he save Bethesda before they were bought about by Microsoft and Chief?

Here is a better match up.

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Kratos has as many feats as Jesus

Apologize.

Kirby, Majin Buu, and Your mom vs the baker from cookie clicker
Round 1
There's just one of him and he has at least 30 of all his buildings
Round 2
He has all his upgrades and 500 hundred of each building
Round 3
He has all of his heavenly upgrades.
Who wins?

Skin Deep is entirely in Japanese

Man, they really see this as the ultimate weeb-dimes MU, huh?

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Isn't John as strong as his father?

Since Chief and Slayer are too scared to fight STACYmus, let's discuss a different one of her matchups.

Jesus made Lucifer flee just by approaching him. When has SHARTtos done this to anyone above a normal human?

Holy fuark, Jesus is snake level...

AI girlfriend

Bro this has no choreography potential just give up

2nd post in and it's a nikofag melty

What fight would have the most kino fight choreography?

Paramount Master Chief vs Doom (2005) Doomguy, who wins

Goddamit, Shigi vs mahito is making VIEWS.

Ikari was like 99% Japanese bro.

Can time travel an infinite number of times

Is fated to not die until a certain date

When did you realize that time travel is OP as fuck? He could probably solo someone much stronger than him.

happened around the same time as the Chip and Dale movie

the post which combined the two

If Kratos is infinite how come his videos don't have infinite views?

Gets shit on by Superman

Viltrumites are really boring, especially now that we've had two episodes of the same one.

Holy FUARK, Jesus is OUTERVERSAL LEVEL!

He gets retconned every few years from reality warping or time travel so no.

Goku curbstomps this twink

Kratos will do better.

Kratos however, would've tanked all that.

He can time travel as much as he wants and can't die. He actually mogs them.

Post Jesus surviving crucifixion.

They really are such a boring species. They have: flight, super strength and durability...oh and kinda adaptation. Thats it. Just boring

… at jobbing after getting surpassed by Spawn.

Compared to Kratos this isn't that bad.

uncripples your cripple

"Now sick 'em Lighting."

By the way, who should Josuke fight?

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Okabe is a street level shitter. He's a basement dwelling anime nerd that you could shoot to death.

Don't really care, he's kind of boring fighting-style wise

Post Kratos resisting the Devil.

Nah I literally just explained why he mogs.

Posts character that FOD-OH DEAR GOD VINE-SAMA PLEASE DON'T STRANGLE MY OUTERVERSAL THRO-ACK

Honestly, I disagree. The way he used Crazy D throughout Part 4 made him one of the more interesting Jojos in terms of stand ability.

Superman jobbing to schizophrenia

Eh, I found his fights more interesting than Giorno's and that's it. Of the weak duo I prefer Jolyne's fights. Adn even then in order for Josuke to have good battle choreography you need someone like Araki on the pen, not Death Battle animators.

Kratos is conceptually immune to reality warping and time travel

Doesn’t he need a computer helmet hooked up to a microwave in order to time travel?

By powerscaling Jesus, you are tacitly admitting he's a fictional character.

Guys, I’m powerscaling the Holocaust

The Alpha of Alien Vendetta. The Brute of Back to Saturn X. The Cultivator of Cyberdreams. The Duke of Double Impact. The Emperor of Eviternity. The Fiercest of Fragport. The Greatest of Going Down. The Height of Hell Revealed. The Imperator of Icarus: Alien Vanguard. The Jarl of Jenesis. The King of Kuchitsu. The Lord of Lunar Catastrophe. The Master of Memento Mori. The Naysayer of No Rest for the Living. The Overlord of Obituary. The Prince of Plutonia. The Que-hagen of QDOOM. The Ruler of Reverie. The Sultan of Scythe. The Taskmaster of TNT. The Undertaker of UAC Ultra. The Vaeyen of Valient. The Warranter of Whitemare. The Xenophobe of XXXI CyberSky. The Yardmaster of You Dig. The Zhar of ZPack.

THE INDOMITUS REX THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS THE KING OF KINGS THE LORD OF LORDS THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE

CHADGUY THE GREEN APEXPREDATORguy the MASCULINE GRIPguy the CRUSHING INSURMOUNTABLEguy the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEguy the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICguy the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEguy the RIPPED
TANKsguy the RESOLUTE PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGguy the INTIMIDATING
GLAREguy the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTguy the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDguy the ENLIGHTENED
ZENguy the SPIRITUAL
POTENTguy the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYguy the INVINCIBLE
VALORguy the DAUNTLESS IMPERIOUSguy the DOMINATOR INVICTUSguy the ETERNAL MAELSTROMguy the TITANIC
QUAKEguy the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSguy the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHguy the MASTODONIC
MONSTERguy the TERRIFYING
LORDguy the KING
DEITYguy the CHRIST
CRIMSONguy the LEGEND SUPERNOVAguy the TRANSIENT
DOOMCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDGREEN
THE CHAD OF CHADS
DOOMCHAD CHADGUY
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD
CHA CHAD

ENTER CHADGUY

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Yeah but he's always able to get to it because of said fate.

…’s victimizer Master CHADief.

It is actually worse than that. You could feasibly have a flying brick character fight interestingly if they use their environment creatively or have incorporated martial arts into their style, but no Viltrumites never even block.

...'s Mistress CHADmus CHADran.

in order for Josuke to have good battle choreography you need someone like Araki on the pen, not Death Battle animators

Hm, you've got a point. For all the hubbub the community makes about animation potential, it's ultimately up to DB's animators to realize it. And they've got a couple instances of flubbing matchups with good animation potential.

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No matter who wins Kratos will make them watch black bulls fuck Samus.

A fight that is relatively grounded and choreographed by Torian. Teen Goku offers some good options.

this is before he got the boost btw

Based KINGtos scholar.

edward elric

gnosticism fraudchecks the abrahamic god

Teen Goku vs Brightburn?

I need to listen to it a bit more but so far the track feels kinda mediocre
Only Half decent MU I got for Josuke is Rip Tristan from Undead Unluck.
Basically a guy who's power consist on erasing the concept of "Repairing" so anything he breaks or damages is unable to heal.
Josuke in a DB scenario has a few problems because all the cool uses for his ability rely on external factors (whatever he can get on the battlefield) because he can't use his powers on himself.
Creativity is cool and all but it can only take you so far in a Powerscaling debate so in the end Crazy Diamond just ends up feeling like a Star Platinum without timestop.

get destroyed by philosophy

Logos out of nowhere

his time travel erases sets of uncountably infinite timelines. shut up and listen when more intelligent people are talking.

I am the biggest fraud...

Asura...

Batman...

Cultivator

Is over Master chef, domguy has xianxia scaling.

These cuties should partake in instead

Repeat after me:
Shigaraki is my Niggeraki

Sung Jinwoo....

Batman has insane feats despite being a normal human.

The One Above All...

Makima...

Goku...

The so-called "strongest country on Earth"...

/dbg/bros... this was supposed to flop...

Gorillas...

Kratos is acausal and immune to durability negation via time travel

Yet he's still affected by gravity

Canon.

Gojo...

Ben Tennyson...

So why did EU Luke get squished into a single entity when there are like five ranks of canon?

Kratos…

Out of touch Capeshiters are BTFO once again

Next time they will be flabbergasted at Godzilla vs Hulk making Kratos Vs Ashura numbers, I kinda feel bad for them.

Kratos is easily one of the weakest Playstation characters. Miles Morales mogs him.

...on opposite day.

Kratos is easily one of the most iconic and most powerful characters in fiction

I was thinking Goku vs Medaka (without stuff like All Fiction)

Greek Kratos

He's not like this anymore. He's a better man now.

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TRVKE

Norse kratos isnt canon

Post Nordic Kratos jumping in during gameplay.

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Everyone who Kratos defeats starts lusting after BBC

We know, Doom Slayer. At least Kratos has cool cinematic feats of strength.

Ratchet is more iconic.

Who?

The guy who got a movie and comic series before Kratos.

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SHITji from ChainCuck Man….
KEKji from Fraudulent Kaisen…
Kek Tardkura from DanDaDanDan…

Josuke’s just not built for powerscaling logic. His power is cool in how it gives him options to use based on his environment, but VS debates tend to assume a neutral battlefield with no props to be “fair” to both sides. His only good MU is Miguel O’Hara, and that doesn’t even involve his actual Stand power, just raw stats.

...and also on normal days, because miles is immune to opposite day hax.

first time “chud” was used in Death Battle

This gives me hope that we get at least ONE more Homelander L in the next four years. Sukuna, Yujiro, the D-Day Knight, I don’t care who, just as long as it’s humiliating. People talk about “dimes” or “dimeless” MUs, but Homelander torture porn is LITERALLY free dimes, no way they don’t use him again.

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Fix-It Felix.

BRING ME ULTRAMAN!
... OR SUPREME!
... OR THE ERADICATOR!

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Best I can do I JOBtry.

I just saw the newest fight. Character animation was mid but they buried it under enough flashy effects to look presentable. Mahito's research was strange, why would he scale to maximum meteor when Jogo explicitly has more raw power? Why would he scale to sub-light Todo when he was stronger in the final arc to fight Sukuna? When was it stated he can die by running out of cursed energy? Also Shigaraki's story reminds me why I hate MHA, it's morally repugnant to pretend every villain must be an insecure sad sack lashing out from trauma, instead of someone confidently and consciously evil by autonomous instinct. Overall this doesn't rescue itself from being a filler stomp nobody asked for.

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Death Seed Sentry most likely curb stomps any version of Hyperion

Oh for fucking Christ's sake...

They're doing Doomslayer vs Chief...man I dont want another lore wank...

Oh, you’ll get lorewank… for immeasurable 11D Chief, that is

Fraudslayer is going to lose.

Flying bricks are cool. Not everything has to be a goddamned beam clash

talking about mara and lando

who mara absolutely cant stand even under kja

Sure bud.

What the hell is this fight supposed to be?

Mark should've learned martial arts

Creates SS/SSB and beyond tier androids in a cave with a box of scraps

FUARK...

They might give Demon-King Piccolo (pre-wish) a run for his money.

Frieza Level Door is impressive.

What? The ranks of canon stuff doesnt apply rn? As is now there's just legends luke and (nu)-canon luke.

Why do Z tards feel like they have to prove themselves against everything?

One shots SSJ3 Goku

FUARK... our heroes...

Because we aren't getting another dbz ep for the entire season...

Faceoff of the Frauds, with their superiors judging in the background

Can force choke affect people who are invulnerable? SW characters are so weird for vs fights.

Hydrogen bomb finally met his match

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Dear god, it's me Superman, the well know hero with strength to move planets and I am being attacked by something that's invisible to your eyes and powerful enough to harm me!

Is this poser nuts? I don't see nothing. Don't mind him kid.

I know they had people just making provocative covers that often make no sense to the comic, but it always make me chuckle to see characters behaving utterly unhinged even for comic logic on old covers.

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There's force crush which can rupture a person's insides and force drain which steals a person's life force/soul. Another good EU movie from the swtor mmo game was force walk which can forcefully binds a ghost into you and you can use their powers.

I am talking about regular old force choke. Cause within sw there arent people who are super strong ala superman and such (vong and such have some force immunity but its not the same).

Picrel

Sniper that knocked out Thor

Bullet that hurt Goku

Sniper that would have blown Goku Black's brains out

Gun that blew out Granolah's back

Bullets that killed Wonder Woman

Gunchads... Why are we so FUCKING STRONG?

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Z tard

Demon-King Piccolo

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he watches classic Dragon Ball

LOL

Classic DB is cooler than z ngl

the fight is gonna be Cortana firing Halo rings and sending whole fleets of Forerunner drones at Doom Slayer

meanwhile, Chief is asleep in the fucking cryopod, completely unaware that any of this is happening

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Do any of you fine anons have that vsbw admin's list of hated franchises

The distinction between DB/Z doesn't exist in the manga. Its entirely a marketing gimmick.

Idk, I assume "invulnerable" people could be harmed since the body inside is very soft. The brain is soft like Tofu btw. Unless they have Majin Buu tier regeneration/invulnerability, They would 100 percent die by the force's or other bypassing tier trickery.

Doomjobber is such a non-threat Cortana doesn't even waking up Chief

Funny and canon.

CHADslayer is such a threat that Copetana knows Chief can’t do shit and just lets him die in his sleep

Funny and canon.

Spider-Man wouldn't just move out of the way?

Z tards will use Roshi blowing up the Moon all day and then play coy about it

I’m making a bingo card for Chiefslayer, anyone have anything to put in?

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Cortana warping the Halo array into Hell and just dusting everyone is a funny thought

When will these 2 titans clash in the halls of Death Battle?

Master Chief's "luck" means he gets a composite arsenal, Promethean weapons and all, maybe?

Jason because of his mindset.

He lucky ties his shoe making doomguy trip over him and falling on his own sword head first. Luckman wins.

And? It's a feat no-one in Invincible can top. Meanwhile, Piccolo does it casually in Z.

I doubt Jason could beat someone like the Yasha Ape or Dorian. You could convince me most versions of Jason couldn't even beat Yuri Chakovsky

Fuck off, Wayne Gretsky. Yujiro’s MINE.

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It just feels like too strong a cheat, but yeah i guess? Especially since force choke is an easy to do power without force defenses to help you.

read the post that that post is replying to

....to get stomped by!

Are you ready to deal with both KINGtos and CHADslayer shitposting?

Jason X would obliterate them.

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Oh my bad

Can't die until a certain criteria is met

That sure helped Makima in her Death Battle episode,huh?

Pfft!

did more visible damage to Omni Chad than KEKDock.

Homelandernerds.. i kneel

Their reasoning for Makima’s contract being null was retarded. Gojo and the entire Japanese population should’ve exploded the second he shot that Hollow Purple at her.

Force is pretty OP. If you're a Vitiate or Palpatine tier force user, you can easily kill millions of people even as an incorporeal force spirit and the only way to truly destroy someone like that is to destroy the spirit/enter the force spiritual realm and erase their very souls.

would that count as a tie

this is a true and canon statement

I watched this happen with my own eyes

This is the guy that solos fiction?

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Can't even beat Bowser

Jason has MK scaling. He's beyond a Black Hole.

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even

Bowser is the strongest video game villain

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My HERO St. Augustine's feats proved that Jesus scales to philosophy btw

It’s funny how using Greek Kratos for Krasura instantly makes the fight better

has more visually impressive feats

has a more varied arsenal

has an actual motivation for the fight to happen (Greek Kratos is a straight-up villain that sacrifices innocent lives to make his job marginally easier, the exact thing Asura fought against in his games)

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Holy fuck GoW 1 kinda sucks… hopefully the sequel is a bit better

Yujiro is Buddha, though

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Don’t worry, Gears of War 2 gets a lot better

The concept would’ve been so much better since we wouldn’t have to hear Kratos lecture Asura about being the better man or whatever retarded bullshit about not letting anger consume you.

THE CHOSEN ONE

THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS

THE LIVING CHAOS EMERALD

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Base Thor victims.

Plasma Sword vs Crucible

Krillin victim

Flash victim

Donkey Kong victim

Buddha has one percent chance of losing to CHADws?

Godstomps all of his matchups

Viltrumbros, why are we so strong? Kirkman literally solved fiction...

Mr Satan victim

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Jaws traumatized an entire generation

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Godstomps all of hi-AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE I’M SORRY VADER-CHAMA PLEASE DON’T FORCE CHOKE M-ACK!!

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SOLOers of FRAUDvel and DCucks

Omni Man would beat Vader, Sidious, Vitiate, Abeloth, the Son, the Father, the Daughter, Anakin, Luke, Plagueis and the Vong all at the same time

…in the laundry-folding competition.

ISHITda 3-0

What weak jobbers did they put him up against?

Oops! They are resistant to Plot Manipulation

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Gears of War does not have a bad game, get better taste.

Imagine unironically being both a Sonicfag AND a powerscaler, how would you even look at yourself in the mirror

…of their own franchise.

Storybook shit

subfiction within fiction

Fodder to Bowser kun.

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the viewcount gap's actually increasing

the weebshit ep is nearly a milly in just one day

KEKtos...

They are resistant to Plot Manipulation

Image proves they kneel to a book within their own verse.

Invincible was written by Robert Kirkman so i knew what to expect going in. but I had to watch Star Wars get gang raped by Disney after the EU was already smeared in filth by self inserting and power fantasy writers

all of you job to Deadline

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Yeah, my man in like High Complex Multiversal

Everyone knows all bow before DOOM

Oh, I was talking about God of War, you spend half the game in a grey temple all the Kratos posting made me interested to emulate it

pseudslop

Gents...

Except…. HIM

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Superbros..

the weebshit ep surpasses Ghost Rider vs Spawn

What do you do then?

Solos Dragon Ball Franchise

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Say GGs and continue to laugh at KEKtos for losing 4 times now.

...of WEAK.

Anything above planet level is gay tbqh.

We’re coming on to 3 episodes after Krasura. Can we shut the fuck up about it now?

Who is worse for you guys, Poweerscalers or Onscreenscalers?

Jesus is really strong but his skillset is very specific. It's kinda left up in the air whether he can do more than what is shown tho.

His feats are p good too. He exorcised the demon Legion who was a hivemind of a million of demons from hell(boundless space). whom he then spared so that it could speak of the glory of Christ even in the domain of the unholy.

Give it maybe a few years
It's their biggest lolcow moment since Ben vs Hal

ASURA! I WANT A REFUND! YOU SAID THAT IF YOU TAKE A DIVE AND LET ME WIN, I'LL HAVE THE BEST EPISODE OF THIS SEASON! I FUCKING LOST TO TURTLES AND SPAWN-DONO! EVEN THE FUCKING ANOREXIC TWINKS ARE ON TRACK TO BEATING ME! I SHOULD'VE FOUGHT WONDY AND LOSE LIKE THEY TOLD ME TOO!

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Kind of depends if force choke works on him or not. if it does he's fucked. If it doesnt only force drain would be effective.

the bait is too effective so I can't stop

I've only ever seen Wonder Woman vs Kratos exclusively posted here
I'm pretty sure Wonder Woman is below even the chick from Heavenly Sword for a Kratos opponent

Does being jewish give him a power buff or no?

Current Wondy is high outerverse so..imgur.com/a/2eOTYzY

Cape heroes were always for kids and man-children. Especially when IRL law enforcements gladly shoots criminals dead or buck breaks them in death-row. Most villains would either be dead or raped by Tyrone or MK-Ultra'd in Guantanamo bay.

S tiers of Baki are also FTL btw

Would this be a good match?

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The Qu

anyone but Yakub

so?

Who is still using this ancient ass thumbnail template?

Bruh, you just know they’ll use this when they finally give Thor odinforce

shiggy vs mahito already at 865k views

TICK TOCK SISSYTOS!

AHHHHHH SHIGARAKI-SAMA, I AM SORRY! PLEASE, DON'T ERASE MY EXISTENCE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!

what did FLEEhito mean by this?

SOIhito FEARS the CHUDaraki

My HERO is immune to sissy Ultras

People also forget that Yakub also made the red and yellow races so all non-black humans are part of his army. The Qu stand no chance.

He's also the same Jacob in the Bible which means he has YHWH scaling from the wrestling match

STOP THE COUNT

AsuraCHADS... SISSYtos was too much of a debuff for us to carry...

Ironic thing to say, 'cause Inspector Gadget would solo the Qu

Even if he has precognition, which he shouldn't, there's a limit to how fast he can physically move his own body, Peter is not as fast as Pietro, not nearly.

AsuraCHADS

don't exist according to these threads since nobody knows who he is apparently

My hero is NOT a rape victim.

Sorry anon your hero IS a survivor of rape

Mid anime, and this man gets obliterated by Kratos.

Both belong to BELOS

Someone said... Rape?

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CHUDS always win.

Posts a canon prison rape victim

...that got his revenge

Who s the strongest rapist In fiction?

That isn't kingpin though

Gotta be someone from Fate

why would he scale to maximum meteor when Jogo explicitly has more raw power?

He doesn't they just wanted to hype up Mahito and make the fight look slightly more fair

Why would he scale to sub-light Todo when he was stronger in the final arc to fight Sukuna?

Todo didn't actually change that much from the moment he fought Mahito to the moment he fought Sukuna, ha might have gotten slightly better in a few aspects but that's it

When was it stated he can die by running out of cursed energy?

In his fight against Mechamaru. Mahito deduced that Mechamaru's plan was to just blast him until Mahito was out of CE and he couldn't heal anymore.

Batman

Raped by Talia

Superman

Raped by Russians

Wonder Woman

Raped by Sovereign

GODvel's heroes? Unraped.

I know she's already had a deathbattle, but who would be a good opponent for Korra that doesn't result in a stomp for either side?

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DoomSlayer is nerfed below multiversal

So accurate DoomSlayer then

Wicked Life God Dezumozorlya, massive planet sized parasite that wrecks planets for the fun of it.
Technically a rapist despite being from a kid show because it forced a woman to have it's child by implanting it's essence inside the fetus already inside her, which was twisted into a monster for it to use.

Uh, Im pretty sure Spider man was mind controlled by a spider goddess creature, so thats rape. There was also Jessica Jones...I dont think your heros are quite as...marvelous...as you say they are

didn't marvel have that one comic that everyone hated where ms. marvel was basically raped by an alien and forced to have his kid.

spiderman got canonically buttfucked by a gay old man named Skip as a boy

Kerrigan wins. Telekinesis in StarCraft ignores tensile strength, she could unironically rip Superman's head off just as easily as a normal human.

Maybe, but lets be real here, LoK was a far superior sequel than the new SW's trilogy was.
I don't really remember Korra being particularly feminist either.

Nah, I see this Rey fag sometimes.

Delsin Rowe.

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That was her own child

Holy kek, I remember this shit.
What the FUCK was marvel thinking?

So in regards to Master Chief vs Doom Slayer, powerscaling and wanking aside for a moment, I would like to ask the real questions: who has the bigger dick? And who's the more RIPPED, PHYSICALLY IMPOSING, and HIGH TESTOSTERONE CHAD?

Both are RIPPED, IMPOSING, HIGH TEST CHADS.
I like Chief more though since technically he isn't some blessed being, just a highly experienced and lucky super soldier.

He didn't play Halo 4 though to be fair nobody should play Halo 4 because that game fucking sucks

C-c-c-capesissies…. I thought CH/a/Dnime only fights were supposed to be f-f-flops…..

In terms of penis it's hard to say their size, while Chief is the taller one there actually isn't a lot of correlation between height and penis length. What I'm certain of is that Doomguy at one point had a wife and daughter, meaning he used his dick. Meanwhile Chief is presumably a virgin, engineered to have a reduced sex drive.

961k now

What happened to all the 'It's gonna be a flop!' posters?

I've seen it a few times.
There's also Marvel Thor.

How strong is Underground Sonic?

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So who actually wins F&J vs M&R? If the latter loses I genuinely think DB will be ridiculed more than they ever have. It's been a trend to say "THIS will be the next Hal vs Ben!" but it's basically a meme for Mordecai and Rigby to get into some insane trouble and make it out alive through bullshit.

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Shitposting aside, I don't think Kratos can take Marvel Thor even without Mjolnir.

Luke can move Black Holes

The EU was a fucking mistake

981k now

asurabros... kratosbros...

His only well - known MU is against Yu, but nobody really cares or wants it because it's essential the Kira VS Adachi but significantly worse in every aspect.

Who wins this fight? Would you rather it be a composite of all of their variants, or just purely Pea and Red?

I didn't think it would be a flop views wise, it's just a boring forced matchup. When it comes to all the backer rewards this and Genshit stand out.

Gotta get the zoom zoom views somehow

will pass the 1 million soon

Finn and Jake are for Fry and Bender.

Slayer: “I’ve read your wiki. You’re just a sad little boy, who lost his AI waifu, and wants to make it everyone else’s problem… Grow up.”

Cortana: “Hands off my Master Chief.”

Slayer: “Huh?!?”

”Chief: “I’ve read your wiki, too. You hate demons because they killed your heckin’ pet rabbit. Totally random. I hate aliens for a REASON. YOU GROW UP!”

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People hate him because he solos their favorite verses.

Thank god Kratos was labeled, I thought that was Courage the cowardly dog for a second there

It's now at 1M

If you watch the last episode of the show they take a point blank blast from Anti Pops which sends them flying through space and when Pops try’s to protect them the planet blows up and they still keep fighting and running, they’re literally saiyan saga tier in base which is crazy

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That sort of consolidation hurts the coherency of the extended universe though.

Archie Sonic's VSBW page might as well be a Mobius Strip with how much circular logic it uses.

1-2% Jaws Victory

99.999% Yujiro Victory

This math isn't mathing.

They're going to downplay DoomSlayer to wall level to have him fight Chief. This episode is going to be a massive L for Doom fans.

My favorite character is Koffing. Which is respected, even feared, by Kratos.

That was pre-Moro

You didn't play Halo 4 either, he wasn't chosen, retard.

This fight proves that they're willing to ignore massive stats gaps (in this case it was speed) if one of the other characters has enough power to kill the other.

concept of death doesn't exist just dies and keeps respawning at graces

can die infinite times until gets gud and kills anything in his path

has endless arsenal of possible weapons and magic, can use destined death that literally kills gods

kills god like beings like radagon, elden beast, metyr, placidusax and consort radahn

canonically becomes elden lord and pretty much can do whatever the fuck he wants and fuck with reality and laws

in one of the endings becomes lord of frenzied flame which basically destroys and burns the entire world and can destroy even souls

BRING ME THE KRATOS

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This applied all the way back in Raiden vs Wolverine.

I don't think Naruto or Bleach can beat JJK anymore.

Kingtos does all of that and beats the shit out of guys who do all of that but better. He oneshots your bitch

Doom Slayers will have a similar death at the hands of a pissed off Cortana.

Scales to Sonic

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Kratos bros why did our video flop? Don't they know the better man won?

Yujiro vs Horror Villains
I want to see Yujiro RAPE Freddy in the dream world.
I want to see Yujiro beat the SHIT out of Jason and Michael Myers.
I want to see Yujiro turn Art the Clown into a crying little bitch, send that pussy back to Satan in pieces.

The fight needed more trash talking from both sides. The banter was pretty weak between the two. Shigaraki is meant to be a gamer, right? or is this a nuanced joke about how zoomers can't trash talk?
The fight itself was nice. Good animation in many parts

Outerversal if you count Tamers as canon

People were saying that after Moro was confirmed to be the animator.

Gojo and the entire Japanese population should’ve exploded the second he shot that Hollow Purple at her.

That’s not how her contract works for one, it doesn’t reflect damage at all and transfers if as misfortune. For another the contract doesn’t count continuous damage as multiple attacks.