You chopped Flash’s legs off
What can Flash do against you? Speed Roll over?
You chopped Flash’s legs off
What can Flash do against you? Speed Roll over?
Why not just vibrate some new legs into existence?
Flash could probably still shuffle towards you at FTL speeds
So how did he get out of this situation?
He vibrated making the problem go away.
Doesn't he have super-healing?
He wouldn't be wolverine. If you chopped off his legs only advantage it'd give is growing flesh over where the legs used to be.
Throw anything he can get his hands on
At super speed
Cyclone hands
Crawl until he finds a skateboard or a manual wheelchair
He makes shit out of speed force these days. He can probably just make new legs out of speed like everything else.
He can still flick his fingers fast enough to cause a sonic boom.
Crawl until he finds a skateboard or a manual wheelchair
legless Flash sliding around with a skateboard tied to his chest, fucking lmao, did anyone ever draw this?
It's not just his legs that are super-fast, it's every part of his body. In theory, he should still be capable of crawling or, like you said, literally rolling over at vastly superhuman speeds. Or doing picrel.
Roll, Barry! Roll!
Only super piss weak heroes have healing, like Spiderman and Wolverine. Because they can't compete otherwise.
Quickly learn to walk on your hands and then speedforce handwalk to the villain and throttle him to death.
the problem with this is the same problem with any villain getting the drop of Pete - either spider sense is a thing or it isn't.
cutting off two legs with a chain saw is not something that happens quickly, even if Flash was asleep, either the noise of the chain saw or the first cut would wake him up and he could phase away and be in an entire whole other room/space.
And even if you wanted to argue he was passed out/knocked out/sedated, if you are a villain, why not just chop his head off if you really have the Flash that much in your control? You want to torture him?
This is why hack writers write themselves into corners with stupidly bad plot contrivances and make both villains and heroes into idiot ball carriers 24/7.
he'll hand stand over to you at super speed and slap you with his stubs
His stumps heal faster?
That seems a bit excessive for the trickster
this is weirdly hot
Reminder that this is the same phoneposter that makes the Green Lantern piss thread. There's another one they always make but I forget what it was. But their usual thing is the same IMG image and something about a character and their weakness. Also Trickster didn't really cut of Flash's legs. Which should be obvious.
Oh thank God I am not the only sick fuck like that
Doesn't speed force mean that Flash can always move at the same super speed no matter what?
For some reason he always has to pump them legs, even though that makes no sense. Like the Cosmic Treadmill, he's gotta run on it for some reason and can't just vibrate on it or whatever. Except when he can just vibrate through dimensions and time, then he can.
So, who is the guy with the chainsaw?
Yes, but what do you expect when the same character is used and reused by several different people, many of whom might not even know the character well, and the well is has been going dry for decades?
Specially when the studio wants you to put shocking stuff to attract readers.
Sure "The Flash got his leg chopped off!!!!" is stupid when you think about it, but it's shocking enough some people might buy a comic, and will probably be solved in a hand wavy way that will barley get referenced after the fact if it isn't a dream scene or alt universe.
It's just dumb comic book fun and you're stupid
It was a trick, he didn't actually cut off his legs, notice how the chainsaw is completely clean.
You write as if you were 15, which might very well be factual and is very sad.
No, having crappy stories because they sell and then having less and less readers and getting the whole of the western comic book industry hanging on movies by Disney of which people are getting sick of, and compared to the sales of a single Manga book, is not great.
It used to be that there was some really comics Anon, real bangers comic quite often and unironical enjoyment of them, some stuff that you could read over and over and still enjoy, and not just complain or comment on the internet, or get for their shock value in a single panel or cover. Not that this kind of bait didn't exist, don't twist my words, but now it really is all that still catches any attention and has been for a while.
In this instance the Flash wasn't even actually hurt, which makes sense with the character because he tends to be mostly inoffensive, but that's exactly the issue isn't it? Just shock value to attract sales and a hand wavy explanation.
Barry was literally drugged so Trickster could perform the "operation", he can't run his way out of that.
why not just chop his head off if you really have the Flash that much in your control? You want to torture him?
BECAUSE THE TRICKSTER IS AN AUTIST
MOST VILLAINS ARE
IT WAS ALL A TRICK
tl;dr
You sound miserable and pretentious
Why are zoomers incapable of having real arguments?
if i just dismiss what they're saying and try to act cool about it, that means i win!
It just shows how full of crap you are. Don't bother replying if you have nothing to back up what you say.
comic books are dumb, read manga instead
DC is fucking weird man
He could kill you with a super sonic spit
simple
learn to walk on hands, train lower body that is now upper body, and attack enemies with thigh and glute attacks
How does this even happen? Doesn't he have Kamui and attoseconds?
Why did he take the time to bandage them?
writer's poorly disguised fetish
HE CAN HAND STAND WHEN HE NEEDS TO
Wally can grow and vibrate limbs back and heal stupidly fast, but it ends with him eating the same as Luffy to regain his metabolism.
Barry and Bart never reached this level of HAX as Wally and his family.
Also that pic was a Illusion made by The third trickster