Four Master Chiefs and their black queen looking at Doom Slayer begging for mercy
Death Battle
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
ENTERRRRR
solos the Monsterverse
I just read this comic. Pure kino.
This is Anon Babble and Anon Babble but how good would Little Mac do in the Baki-verse?
sorry Chief... the guy we're dealing with here is mountain level. We can't finish this fight.
2M views
Moro could animate piss fighting shit that people would watch the episode. He's farmed a lot of good will.
i'm seeing double, four master chiefs
Kek
Depends on if you accept chain scaling, Mac beat DK who destroyed a "moon" that's a size of an Island which is probably better then anything in Baki.
That and releasing a good episode for once
Yeah, depends on whereas you should accept DK scaling or not. Without it he loses to Ippo as well.
That was 2 incredible bangers one after another. His good will exceeds the one of every other animator right now.
Meanwhile DA is going to have to animate 11D Master Chief. The guy can't catch a break.
Yeah All of Mac's feats are chain scaling, even without DK he beats the Japanese Guy who could keep up with a Japanese Bullet train, Soda popinski who could Pull an entire truck, albeit on soda, and Mr.Sandman who can Destroy an Entire building.
Hello?
It's Gojo vs Makima all over again, and the best part is that both JJK and BnH ended and have nothing new coming up, basically these two franchises bring more views while being cold than fucking capeslop does
Cope
Moro is definitely carrying
You wouldn't be able to find one jjkfag that was hype for this death battle
Shortfuse vs Tech Jacket
The other thread is still alive, this thread is slow as a fuck. Is this biard dead?
Surpassed in only a few days
Why is he so weak? This wouldn't have happened with monkey man
The coldest nail will be when it goes past Bardock vs Nolan with how overhyped Invincible has been lately
Blue Beetle vs Tech Jacket tho?
It is time.
It took me 2 months to get 2 million views.. and they did it in less than a week? Why am I so shit?
Be better
Who wins?
Bring back the sex mini game.
Is Popeye overrated? His best feats seem to be only beating a 4D God and breaking the film strip he was on
Shadow and its not close
A month of shitposting because the next """match""" is such a rapestomp that there's nothing to discuss
Owari da...
John Wick and it's not close
Omni-man vs Bardock is very annoying.
The phrasing of "We now have a list of weapons and beings that can hurt Viltrumites" that Thadeus says is said while Nolan and Allen are in the room. What would follow from this is that the Coalition does have weapons and being that can hurt Viltrumites, but more is nice to have.
rapestomp
Yes? By Cortana.
Leave the JOBiltrum empire to me.
This shitposting isn't even funny. Cortana is a non-factor. Not only is she vastly inferior to VEGA, who operates on a multiversal level, but she can't even do anything to Doomguy anyways since he could still rip John in half while butt naked.
HO-LY FUARK
Popeye is 9D in base, because his cosmogy has 8D spatial dimensions. He then beat his animator, which would mean R>F would give any verse 1 an extra dimension. And since he did that without spinach, He is complex multiversal in base. Plus, he also has some good hax and regen, making it hard to kill him or BFR him.
That print is Cortana operating on a multiversal level.
Above those 11 dimensions people love to talk about so much.
HERO!!!
Proof.
I don't see why people keep bringing her up since she only potentially gets that wank when not hooked up with John. Best I can see is John trying to jack Cortana into Doomguy's suit but good luck with that and even then as the other Anon said he doesn't need the armor at all.
11 dimensions
multiversal
Uh retard, do you even know what multiversal means?
I don't think it's possible to make a death battle worse than Kratos versus Asura even if they made it their mission to try.
Even if Chef is massively outclassed stat-wise by Doomguy. They likely wouldn't portray it as a boring stomp. Since that's Typically not what they do. GVS was an absolute stat stomp, but it was a good fight with some interesting back and forth, and Goku did have the upper hand for a good while.
KvA is one of the only exceptions to this, and it was terrible because of it. It felt like it was written specifically to appease a Kratosfag pay-whale. And I don't think this death battle will be the same case.
She can hack the environment retard. That's her purpose in most games.
Yes I do. Thank you for asking.
R>F
What?
I only watch Dragon Ball fights.
Cortana is one of the fastest characters on Death Battle thanks to how high the Domain scales and what she did there in Halo Epitaph.
Chief VS Doomguy will probably be like Chosen Undead VS Dovahkin. They'll get wank, but generally speaking the two characters operate on the same field to non autistic powerfags so the fight itself will be fine.
Not actual universes
Sick own.
Chief can't be wanked to universe level. Barelly building at most.
Would Goku win if the fight took place in the Room of Spirit and Time?
He was traveling outside of the Domain onto the main Universe and then did the same travel back. Yes those are Universes.
The Domain is literally space internet that is bound entirely to the Halo universe (singular). He didn't see shit and you're just misinterpreting what it meant.
Shitty
I want Chief to win solely to see the Doomfags go apeshit and prove themselves unworthy of their idol.
Based.
Doomguy is gonna fuck THIS as his wartrophy?
They'll probably roll with the cortana wank only to go "yeah but VEGA is roughly on par with her and Doomguy just thrashes Chief on every other front sans maybe tactics which don't really matter to the guy who can fuck with space/time
The experts agree cortana hacking the internet only made her single-planet level.
Sorry Cortanafag but the evidence is against you
Reminder Superman has a cookbook now
First entry: Soft Served Bull Milk
What did they mean by this?
Teaser is pretty much all DOOM clips
Rematch fight which they always flip on aside from Superman VS Goku
People more hype about DOOM than Halo nowadays
Not gonna happen even if you have points of Chief genuinely pulling a win. Death Battle is definitely having DG win this.
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
vs wiki
reading books
Kek no
Processing Power & Intelligence
VEGA is essentially a god-tier AI that runs the entire infrastructure of the UAC on Mars, managing massive amounts of data, keeping Hell’s invasion at bay (as much as possible), and even predicting complex events with insane accuracy. He’s basically Skynet if Skynet wasn’t evil.
Cortana, on the other hand, is an advanced Smart AI in the Halo universe, built from Dr. Halsey’s cloned brain. She’s incredibly intelligent, adaptable, and capable of hacking, strategy, and warfare at a level that most AIs can’t match. However, Smart AIs in Halo eventually succumb to rampancy, meaning they deteriorate over time.
Combat & Tactical Prowess
Cortana has deep military experience, having assisted Master Chief in countless battles, hacked Covenant systems, and even manipulated Forerunner technology. She’s a master tactician, but her power is somewhat limited by the systems she’s connected to.
VEGA is more of a background operator, but his computational power is so vast that he can handle interdimensional calculations, energy redistribution, and UAC planetary operations all at once. He’s not a combat AI, but if Doomguy needed intel or an advanced battle plan, VEGA would deliver it flawlessly.
Longevity & Stability
Cortana is doomed to rampancy, which eventually makes her unstable (and later, power-hungry in Halo 5). Even though she achieves a form of digital godhood, her emotional instability is a major flaw.
VEGA doesn’t suffer from rampancy, and in Doom Eternal, it’s hinted that he might actually be the Father (basically God in the Doom universe). If true, that makes him vastly superior in terms of existence and purpose.
Final Verdict
If we're talking about sheer intelligence and capability, VEGA wins. He’s more stable, infinitely scalable, and possibly divine. But if you’re looking for a more emotionally complex, adaptable, and human-like AI, Cortana takes the crown—at least before she goes full dictator mode.
Halosissies, our final cope...
That's what I think it's going to happen too.
We're going to get our first AI vs AI episode.
I don't care about that shit, I care about chaos.
Can you believe the person who wrote this did it while mentally deep-troating Kratos?
How convenient that they ignored what Cortana did to the guardian of the Domain.
well formed prose and reasoning
homoesexual fantasies and gifs of naked men sucking penises
As always. This is the distinction between KratosSCHOLARS and Asura/Superman/Goku/Sonic/Luke/Ultraman/Spiderman/Hulk/Thor/Halo cucks...
So basically, there's a concept called Reality-Fiction Transcendence. It means a being that's superior to a particular world because they perceive it as fiction, making them superior to the fictional world.
"For example, if a character were to view an entire space-time continuum as fiction, they would be superior to such an extent that it would be viewed not as a small portion or constituent of their reality, but as trivialized into nonexistence by comparison, such that their higher world is wholly irreducible to anything pertaining to the lower world. This complete superceding of the lower world's nature lands all such characters at 1-A."
Any character that meets this is generally classified as Outerversal. However, a lot of red tape exists to prevent characters who can simply leave their fictional world, like cartoon characters breaking the fourth wall, from being considered Outerversal.
A lower-tier version of this would grant a fictional world an additional dimension, where the "real world" is viewed as a higher plane of existence. However, unlike the high-tier version, this wouldn't necessarily mean the real world is vastly superior to the fictional one.
If that makes any sense.
oh they didn't, they just read the real one and not your fanfic version:
We're going to get our first AI vs AI episode.
Ultron vs Sigma already did that.
Thats cute, OP.
EKANS
They did. They are also underselling the Domain.
Screwjob incomming
KINGTOS
Flash's fucking face
He turned into an actual goblin.
can't wait for your melty when db read it and also conclude she canonically has no feats
Same poster
Lurk more.
Read what? It doesn't say fucking shit about the Domain in that text. They're underselling it.
Are they going to lie? Can't wait.
post Cortana destroying a universe
Show me Vega dominating another AI.
As always. This is the distinction >between KratosSCHOLARS and >Asura/Superman/Goku/Sonic/Luke/Ultaman/Spiderman/Hulk/Thor/Halo cucks
Easy little fella, you might choke if you don't slow down.
The ONLY planet level Space Marines
post Cortana destroying a mountain
-sized demon.
The CHAD VEGA
Computational power so advanced it required an entire base in the arctic of Mars to keep it cool because the power it pumped through its circuitry was hotter than the surface of the sun
Can work across multiple dimensions effortlessly
Can effortlessly hack and operate foreign technology, including space angel aliens that cross the multiverse
Is actually the God of said space alien angels
The VIRGIN CorSHITa
Emotionally unstable despite being an AI, allowing a delicious metanarrative of her being a woman
Got beat by a space monkey
Her only friend is a mentally stunted child soldier
She has AI periods that causes her to go cranky
The first time she got a sliver of power she went full Stalin
Is restricted to one galaxy like a chode
how many homosexual men dicksucking gifs do you keep on your computer, Asura/Superman/Goku/Sonic/Luke/Ultaman/Spiderman/Hulk/Thor/Halo cuck?
Post Cortana destroying a building
post Cortana
Yes
post Cortana destroying a large steak
BEAST!!!
post Cortana defeating a small dog
one galaxy
And infinite dimensions.
DoomBITCH is gonna get to watch Chief fuck THAT over his CORPSE!?!?!?!?!?
She destroyed a planet. Post Vega destroying anything.
Ha, no.
Vega isn't even alive.
GOLD!
Mold…
Got ya covered chief.
we said Cortana, not the Guardians (which were all deactivated and destroyed)
Post Cortana destroying a medium-sized garden
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a PITY WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from Anon Babble, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Halo gets bitches. Doom only gets ugly nerds.
that's your idea of hot? Yikes no wonder you simp for midtana
a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER
Better fathers don't kill themselves and orphan their only daughter KEK
Halo didn't forever scar the FPS industry.
Do you know how the guardians connect to the Domain? I will have to ask you for a feat where Vega is in control of an architeture that complex.
Post Kratos not killing his entire family.
Wait, yes it did.
DOOM didn't. Doom didn't scar it.
OH SHIT!!!!!!!
Ben Grimm is about to punch your favorite character!!!!
How does he fare?
I can't believe my hero posted this on Reddit...
I FUCKING CAN’T OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO FUCKING SAY BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN’T GOD FUCKING DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The King and his Son
so you can't? And she can't? Good to know
Kek I remember when Kratos said this.
Sonicbro...
Hulk/Thor cuck...
Kratosissy…
Hulkbitch...
Luke...
Mark…
Bejitabro...
No.
Goku/Broly/Bardock bro...
Yes. And we don't even know the full size of the Domain. It's way bigger than it's described in the books.
HEROES!!
billions of messages
How does this in anyway prove its more than just a space library? Did all those big words make you think it must mean something?
i see lots about cortana receiving lots of internet messages, and absolutely NOTHING about destroying a medium-sized garden.
post Cortana destroying a small garden
It's a quantum space. The same shit as Doom's hell.
No? Are all Halopajeets illiterate?
No? Even without it we have multiple characters that Mac beats that have feats above even Takamura who is MULTIPLE weight classes above Ippo.
Even if we downplay Sandman to just breaking down the building to a dozen punches that's still probably far more per punch than ANY blow Takamura or Ippo have done. Unless you want to take the whole 'punching machine showed the force of a truck' from that one dude who purposefully tried to piss Ippo off as pure face value which is "Toph is holding the weight of the world" levels of hyperbole.
...who all got soloed by Kingtos
Doomcuck melty
Thing punches out Doomsday
Stronger than Supes and Broly confirmed
quantum aberrations
So what, the entire Doomverse is made of internet? Cortana just takes over.
please browse through the hundreds of posts by the seething cortanatranny posting essays to lie that she's outerversal (small garden level) and point it out to me
Whats the biggest thing anyone from Halo ever killed?
sacrifices his life so Mithra and the countless others don’t suffer anymore
Mithra happily tells of her father’s legacy to children
You’re right, he’s not a better father, he’s the best kind of father. Kratos would’ve gave his life for Atreus but Asura actually did for Mithra.
do you seriously think quantum effects don't exist outside of "quantum computers"? Holy fuck Halojeets are stupid
Asura orphaned his own daughter, you need to actually be there to be a father let alone "the best kind of father"
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Asura orphaned his own daughter
… to save all of existence from being genocided endlessly by a sociopath.
the plot forced Asura to be a bad father!
Lmao
To be fair, Kratos did that once too. Except his kid was already dead.
GOLD!
Mold…
Yeah, and Kratos killed her himself KEK
Suddenly forced you to cope. It's ok, go fetch those sub-quantum statements, I don't care. Cortana actually has feats unlike the trash of a story that is Doom. Enjoy your garbage simon says gameplay.
no need for statements, just a sense of reality and to go outside. Hacking a computer that uses electricity doesn't mean you control all electricity in the universe.
Kay. Have fun watching her get double teamed by VEGA and Doomguy with the power of god hax after Chief gets bulldozed in the first thirty seconds.
Cortana actually has feats unlike the trash of a story that is Doom
Post Cortana destroying a mountain, Cortanatranny
can’t comprehend that being a father means doing anything to keep your child safe and happy
Which DADsura has done btw. You make it seem like he just said fuck Mithra and ditched her out of nowhere. Dude gently cradled her face and said “I couldn’t bear to see you suffer”. Mithra was sad but understood his sacrifice and smiled for it. I feel bad that you can’t appreciate the nuance of such a simple fucking plot.
The domain is a dimension, not a computer.
Post Doomslayer destroying a mountain.
Fact: Cortana has never destroyed even a potted plant, because she has no feats and can only hack the internet
Fact: the only weapon Cortana ever hacked that could attack anything in the real world, the Guardians, were taken away from her and destroyed
Fact: Doomguy onepunches Chief then wombpunches Cortana
I mean if you want to be technical there's the whole blasting a hole in Mars thing
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
Sorry anon but a father that is there > a father that isn't there
That's just common sense, something asurasissies lack
Sorry shitter, but until you can post Master Queef or SHITana beating a guy that made a boundless realm, Halo has nothing on CHADOOM.
What about a father that kills their kid?
GOLD!
Mold…
He didn't. He was busy taking down a mountain sized demon singlehandedly. Its massive skeleton littered the landscape of Hell forever after.
It's a computer that's sustained by databanks. 99% of it was destroyed in one shot by the Halo rings blowing up some PCs
space, time, dimension
Isn't a dimension space?
What about a King that atones and raises his Son as a true father would instead of killing himself and leaving his child alone
No, you need at least three dimensions to make space.
FUARK those digits
Doom Scholars win again
Knowing Death Battle they'd take all of Ippo's hyperboles as fact. Like when Gedo said his punches were like a Rocket Launcher.
He tried killing himself like three times Anon. He just kept getting cucked out of it
Can you post one?
a father that is there > a father that isn't there
implying that being there automatically means you’re a better
Ever heard of an abusive father?
that is brainwashed into doing that
as opposed to a spoiled brat who never faces hard decisions and leaves his kid orphaned because his only priority is throwing a tantrum
Kratos is a KING, asura is a fool
I thought Kratos was immune to brainwashing.
Brainwashed
DIO victim
I-I CAN!
he is now. as a mortal before he unlocked his BOUNDLESS POWERS, he was not, especially in the heat of battle while under Ares' manipulations
HOLY FUUUUUAAAAARRRRKKKKKK HE CAN!
Gets 2m views faster than Spawn and Kratos.
Anon Babblekings, I kneel.
KRATOSBROS DO NOT LOOK
he was able to resist some forms of it as a mortal, one such example is everyone's favorite example Chains of Olympus
Some forms of mental effects have continued to effect him long after his godhood began though, specifically the Norns were able to create illusionary spaces to torment Kratos with his past and the light of Alfheim rendered him into a catatonic state from his mind being effectively trapped within it. It took physical intervention from Atreus to free him in the latter example.
It wasn't destroyed, it was damaged. Because the domain is connected to the universe via neural physics. The Domain on itself cannot be destroyed.
Shit, he can...
Holy FUCK, after an EXTREMELY LONG AMOUNT OF TIME ON A GUN SO BIG HE CAN’T USE IT ON ACTUAL PEOPLE HE DID IT…….. Which Chief can surpass with the Rings in Halo 3 btw
So it's basically the same shit as the Domain. But with less feats.
brainwashed into doing that
all his instincts told him to not cross into the temple’s threshold, ignores them
ignore Oracle’s warning
Retardbro… Ares influenced him but he had the opportunity to stop. He let his bloodlust consume him and he paid the price for it.
a spoiled brat
Post an example where Asura did anything that showed he was spoiled and a brat.
who never faces hard decisions
You really think he wanted to leave Mithra alone after he did everything to reunite with her?
his only priority is throwing a tantrum
If you think him being angry at a genocidal monster who made his daughter and the world suffer because of the Gohma as “a tantrum”, you need to look deep within yourself and wonder what went wrong with your life.
Except Master Shitter can't fire the rings otherwise he nukes the galaxy and himself.
you're posting cortana damaging it. THe Halo rings are confirmed to have destroyed 99% of it just by damaging precursor computers.
The one Cortana connects to on genesis is just a tiny usb archive of it that was kept on Genesis. It's a computer that connects to a large data storage. Nothing more, nothing less. And being internet level doesn't help you in a fight.
Now post Cortana destroying a garden.
lost to Spawn
lost to him again in new research
lost to him again in fight quality
lost to him again in views
MURDERSTOMPED by twinks in 4 days
Is Kratos the biggest loser in Death Battle? Nevermind the fact that this nigga got more than a month to prepare and had the hype machine backing him.
Every single character in this thread is a base Reimu victim.
Ares was confirmed to have mindcontrolled him, read the novel and play the DLC
Also lol, boohoo doing something you don't want isn't a hard decision, it's most decisions. Asura couldn't do something that takes effort, all he could do was throw a tantrum at the badly written 2d badguys then think no further of it because the plot is just a bad powerfantasy for him. That's why he never grew to the power that Kratos does, asura just gets everything handed to him easy
Sorry this one's more canon. youtube.com
Post cortana destroying a large potted plant
I'm stuffing you in a locker, nigga.
Post cortana being able to destroy a medium-sized fruit basket
Post Master Chief or Doomslayer destroying a planet.
Post Cortana not having an embarrassing amount of posts on rule 34.
Just did:
Post Cortana not being a blacked fetish model on rule 34
Nta but you clearly haven't seen what retards buy as multiversal these days. DB are part of said retards btw.
Clearly only shot a hole in it
BLINDslayer…
Post Cortana being able to defeat Mike Tyson in a boxing ring, or an equivalent
Post Doomslayer not being a slavish furfag to Isabelle.
Well since MHA is relevant at the moment and we're going no where with the MC vs DS discussions, who wins?
Post Cortana having more ability to affect the real world than Cyberbullying
Post Master Chief getting into Smash Bros.
Post Doomslayer being a playable character in Smash instead of a costume.
Post Doomslayer having a TV show
Bragging about the Halo TV show
Are Halopajeets this desperate?
Post Master Chief having a GOOD TV show.
anon you are replying to low quality bait
Post Doomslayer having an anime.
post anyone other than Kratos being THE KING OF KINGS
I-I CAN’T!!!
Post Kratos not killing his daughter and wife.
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE I KNEEL
tranny who fantasizes about what a father is because he never had one above me
I-I CAN'T!!!
F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
THe Halo rings are confirmed to have destroyed 99%
I literally showed you a fucking image where they say the domain cannot be destroyed.
FUUAAAARRKKKK
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE I KNEEL
F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
FUUAAAARRKKKK
doomfags thinking about blacked porn
Sounds normal coming from them.
Idolatry is a sin, fraud.
Halofags thinking about furry porn
Sounds normal coming from them.
Now read the rest of your own image, if you even can read
“to what remained”, because 99% of the software contained on that computer had been destroyed by destroying the computers. Only the harddrive itself is considered larger than life, but you don’t hack a harddrive you hack the software
Mayhaps...
Perhaps...
Kratos was confirmed in the lore to be the 2nd coming of Christ, except way more powerful
you don’t hack a harddrive you hack the software
Nta but kek that's not how that works lol
Canon.
Headcanon.
Can your hero pass the crane check?
furry
bad
Meow
heresy
Always knew Snoys were retarded heathens.
Post Death Battle EVER acknowledging dimensionality in an episode.
Who would win this one?
That was literally their bullshit excuse for having Bill win against Discord.
Gumball unfortunately.
King of the dumbasses
It absolutely is how that works, are you stupid? Holy shit Halofags really are braindamaged.
Oh no, better watch out—I’m gonna hack the atoms in your hard drive! Gonna reprogram your magnetic platters with my magic powers!
Everyone knows Jesus was destined to come back and inspire the world, he came back as Kratos, a transcendent being who inspires the world through atonement as the GOD OF HOPE.
They will make Master Chief 11D.
Nostradumbass, king of all dumbassery, hailing from Castle Dumbass.
Good job, he has the same powers as Mati from Captain Planet.
Canon
We don't care about console wars in these threads, Anon Babbletard.
No, Bill beat Discord because he was “more ruthless”.
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!
hacking a harddrive
Halo sois are the most low iq posters, confirmed
....Of Dumbasses.
Not the Halofag, spergy, just pointing out that nobody says "hacking the software" when you're stealing data. Calm down faggot.
Canon
If the Domain is so big how come Cortana can only take control of a single galaxy with it?
continues to spout heresy
I'm going to stone you myself, retard.
If the Domain is so big, how come the Didact could teleport a ring out of Cortana's reach?
Who is lying?
She needed that giant internet to take control of some planet-destroying weapons she doesn’t have anymore. Pls understand
Ares was confirmed to have mindcontrolled him, read the novel and play the DLC
If that’s the case, it takes away all accountability from Kratos. So he’s actually just a puppet, a tantrum machine that you accused Asura of. He never made hard decisions, he just said
DADDY ARES SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!
All Tyr did was try to help him cope with the fact he gave his life away. The entire Greek GOW was him throwing a tantrum and slaughtering basically anyone in his path (even innocent people who ran away from him).
Asura couldn't do something that takes effort
Climbing out of Naraka after 12000 years didn’t require him throwing a tantrum.
That's why he never grew to the power that Kratos does
Pretty sure Asura is stronger than mountain.
asura just gets everything handed to him easy
had to watch his daughter look-a-like (who he befriended) getting nuked before becoming Berserk
had to watch his brother-in-law die to get the mantra reactor
his entire journey starts because the other generals murdered his wife and kidnapped his daughter
But sure, Asura just instantly became stronger just because he could, nothing to push him to the limit whatsoever, no one was sacrificed.
CANOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
continues to preach the TRUTH
Just like Kingtos taught. We must be better men, he will show us the way to be Kings
Yes yes, we know, lover, we know. Your cherished crusade to promote Kratos into a stratosphere of relevancy is admirable, but a fools errand. But hark, every nobody is someone's herald'd hero, are they not? Hmm, quite.
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
KEKtosfag sperging out because he got outdimed by weebshit
Kekky? Roo.
FUCK OFF LOKAR!
CORTANACORTANACORTANSCORTANACORTANA
OK. But what does this have to do with Master Chief? She only does all that stuff AFTER she separated from him.
CANNNOOOOONNNNN!!!!!
She doesn't have a life anymore. She's fucking dead.
The ones taking care of the domain are John Redcorn and the Didact. They appear at the end of Empty Throne.
Awww, they separated? Who got the custody?
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
CANON!
it’s FUARKing canon
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THIS?! YOU KNOW I FUCKING CAN’T!
but what about [wall level cuck]
Irrelevant to this discussion.
Canon
SAY! You kids wanna see a chimpanzee?
CANNNOOOOONNNNN!!!!!
No, he's confirmed to be one of the three Wise Men.
Holy fuark... Halo is BELOW DALE GRIBBLE???
Introducing Bibo, the Irate Chimp! He's here as an ambassador of his simian siblings and
it’s FUARKing canon
It's the final cope of the Halojeets since they know John has no chance against CHAD Slayer.
BOOM.
DEAD
BIBO NO! DOWN BIBO! DOWN! AAAARGH! OH NO! THIS IS TERRIBLE! AAAAAH! HE'S GOT TEETH LIKE KNIVES! BIBO! WHYYY BIBO!? BIBO! WE WERE COMMRADES IN ARMS! I TOO FIGHT FOR THE PLIGHT OF THE PRIMATE! BIIIIIIBO! OH GOD HE TOOK OFF ALL MY FINGERS!
But Gumball is a jobber
Damn... They really don't even play the games they shill. Snoyfags. Not even once.
Kratos never killed a single innocent person he didn’t have to to progress and eventually defeat the gods. That’s making a hard decision for the greater good.
lists a bunch of times of the badly written bad guys fridging muh famiwy so asura can throw a baby tantrum and scream and cry more
None of that is hard work. None of that is effort. None of that is training.
That’s why Kratos grew to become a Multiversal Warrior King, and asura was stuck a planet level baby bitch. Maybe he would be strong if he actually learned from Kratos like Kratos offered instead of taking the easy route always and throwing a tantrum (forcing Kratos to onepunch kill him)
MUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Canon
Then why does it say it's infinite?
He’s confirmed to be both. Perhaps when he areives he realises the Chosen One was himself all along, like Tyr hinted at
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KINGnon
Post Kratos not murdering civilians for no reason.
Canon and KINGpilled
kratos and cortana fags sperging out
while an episode of space ghost coast to coast is happening
FUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK HE’S THE FUARKING KIIIIIIINNNNGGG
KINGnon
ALRIGHT YOU TWO NODDY PAINTED MUSHROOMS! Which one of you aggitated Bibo the Irate Chimp!?
This is what it's like being a child of a failing marriage but more autistic
Kratos SCHOLARS educating the filthy inept masses once more
Truly their king taught them to be generous and forgiving of the peons, it is the godly way
Canon and KINGpilled
Who's Jack Slater for?
Shut up, Space Ghost's on.
^tranny above me
KingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKing
First of all, learn to read. Bitch. It appears infinite to them. Doesn't mean it is. Second, he confirms its at most the size of the galaxy. Possibly a little bigger (possible universal in size, but those parts cannot be accessed by them)
Also it's never said to be infinite, just "near". Kys troon
Correct. Only trannies hate the teaching of CHRISTtos
FUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKK HE’S THE FUARKING KIIIIIIINNNNGGG
Kratos never killed a single innocent person he didn’t have to to progress and eventually defeat the gods
KEKAROOOO!!!
Pffft, you booked him. You wanted to become a conservationist for some friggin reason. You specifically asked for an 'irate' monkey.
KingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKingKing
posts someone blocking his way while he chases their cruel destrictive tyrant god
Proving me right, thanks stupid bitch
Read the book, retard.
Yeah, both of you.
I-I can’t…
It seems he did, and you didn’t
Monkeys have webbed fingers, Moltar, Bibo's an ape. I can smell his pungent ape aroma from here. Is he out of the studio yet?
be civilian
get stuck hanging for your life because a sissygod is throwing a sissyfit
sissygod throws you off building
CRUELtos…
^tranny above me
OOOOOOOEEEOOOOOO EEEEEOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MONSTERtos…
AAAAA! BACK FOUL SPECTRE! YOU RETURN TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!
Stop stealing my gimmick
SOCIOPATHtos…
vtranny below me
Keep crying because you didn’t play the game.
This is what I said when i mentioned Kratos has to make hard decisions because his story is complex and requires him to make sacrifices for the greater good. If he wants to chase the tyrant god and free humanity, he has to do what he must.
The kind of hard work and sacrifices asura never has to make, because he’s just a coddled child who gets things handed to him for free. That’s why he never grows strong like a real man, the way Kratos did. That’s why db showed Asura is like a version of Kratos who never had to work hard in his life, and so never grew.
Uh...Yeah I'm just gonna cut the broadcast here. Sorry about that everyone. Continue with,...what ever it is your doing. If you need me, don't.
not using his strength to simply throw the guy to the nearby roof
not just dropping down to hang down the ledge below the guy and shuffling around
smashes his head in FIRST and throws him off
Weak, retarded AND psychotictos…
^tranny above me
Kratoscuck is a Vtranny
Yup yup yup that all tracks.
KING! (Notice how the pretenders can only copy us Kratos scholars’ posts ad verbatim hoping vainly to mimic our genius intelligence, while we scholars invent the trend)
^got his cock chopped off above me
it’s CAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Cortana this, Vega that
Both of them lose to Durandal.
Canon
*Ring Ring*
It’s for you
tranny replies to me
it’s CAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Sadly, this whole ordeal was brought on by the troubled mind of Brak. His cohorts and friends, Space Ghost, Zorak, and Moltar, haven't spoken to him in years. Brak couldn't help but shake the feeling that something was wrong with the trio.
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!
^tranny 3 posts above me
*Ring Ring*
It’s for you
I dont want her to die, again. :(
Why do women keep taking Ls against men on Death Battle? I hate masculinityfags so much.
...
had to make hard decisions like 'hmm, should I throw this guy off the roof or no?'
when he's the one who forced that dude to be there
when he could also just fucking jump around him with his supposedly BOUNDLESS power
^guy above me
Hermes and the gods forced him to be there. The entire events of the series are their fault, and they are cruel tyrants who abuse humanity
I can't wait for the next God of War game!
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF TR00N
SHIFTING WILL NEVER BE A MEME
God bless and keep you, anon.
Based trips
SCHOLARS?! ATTAAAAAAACK!!!
SO WHY DIDN'T SISSYTOS WITH HIS BOUNDLESS STRENGTH, SPEED AND INTELLECT DECIDE TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SMASH THE RANDOM CIVILIANS HEAD INTO THE WALL AND THEN THROW HIM TO HIS DEATH?
Canon.
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NO SPARE ME PLEASE KRATOS SCHOLARS I’M JUST A HIDEOUS LITTLE QUASIMODO OFF THE COMPUTER DON’T BEAT ME UP AAAAAAAAAAA
Kratosfags are just as insane as their “king”. Not much of a surprise.
Who tf is Shifting?
vtranny below me
ACHOO! Oops I think I just soloed the entire God of War universe
I love God of War!
“OH NO! OH NO NO NO! WAIT! WAIT! I DIDN’T MEAN IT KRATOS SCHOLARS! OH PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE—”
[CRASH]
“My monitor! My vintage CRT monitor! NOT THE FACE—OH GOD, THE FACE!!”
[PUNCH]
“MY TEETH! I NEED THOSE FOR... FOR... FOR EATING SLOP! PLEASE, MERCIFUL KRATOS SCHOLARS, I’M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE GOBLIN IN REAL LIFE! I LOOK LIKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN IF HE WORKED NIGHT SHIFT AT A GAS STATION! DON’T—”
[POW!] [CRUNCH!]
“MY RIBS! MY RIBS ARE NOW A FLAT SURFACE! NO DON’T BREAK ALL MY FINGERS ONE BY ONE IM CRYING TO YOU IM BEGGING AAAIIIII—”
[WHAM]
“A DUST CLOUD!? AAAAAAAA THERE’S SO MANY FISTS! IT’S A TORNADO OF PAIN!!”
[WHAP! SOCK! BAM!]
“WHO EVEN USES BRASS KNUCKLES ANYMORE!? PLEASE, I’M JUST A GREASY LITTLE MAN WHO TALKS TOUGH ONLINE! I’M JUST A HIDEOUS, BARELY FUNCTIONING CREATURE WHO CAN ONLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD THROUGH ANONYMOUS INCEL FORUMS!”
[BOOM – THROUGH THE WALL]
“MY SPINE! I CAN SEE MY OWN BACKBONE OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET! THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO—”
[FINAL SMASH]
“OKAY, OKAY, I’M SORRY I SAID KRATOS WASNT OMNIPOTENT! I WAS JUST JEALOUS OF WHAT A CHAD HE IS! PLEASE, SPARE ME, I’LL WRITE A TEN-PAGE APOLOGY POST! JUST—JUST—AAAAAAGHHHHHH—”
[SILENCE AND A SINGLE TOOTH ROLLING ACROSS THE FLOOR]
censors troon
I can smell the horsepiss from you, nigga
Tranny above me^
thanks Mxyptlk, I couldn’t have done it without your magic!
*he wakes up from hos coma*
Mxyptlk, bloodied on the floor: Superbitch, Hermes just soloed us…
he doesnt know tr00ns filter these words
Stop stealing my gimmick
KEKAROO!
Canon
No lies detected
FUARK IT’S CANNNOOOOOOONNN!!!
Ook ook?
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HINDU FACE LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Asura and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS AGREEKBABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS AGREEKBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH ASURA!!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO AGREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S PREMATURELY BALD TOO!!! IF HE HAD HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HERCULES BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALD KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THATGREEKBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
^yup that's one alright
Inspecting these posts with my electron microscope and GENIUS level intelligence, i cannot detect the existence of any lies. Therefore I declare this: CANON!
Okay, how about
The Living Tribunal
vs.
Haruhi Suzumiya
No lies detected
This is how they actually react when we Kratos scholars beat the shit out of them and school them on advanced quantum physics with our giant brains and meaty fists
Ultraman out of nowhere
Man, I love this apartment. Water, electric and heating. All for free!
FUARK IT’S CANNNOOOOOOONNN!!!
Canon.
vtranny most definitely
Canon!
I dunno if it's the Jirenfags hiding behind Kratos, or genuine people copying the Jirenfags, but Jiren loves hot, salty loads on his bald, bald, BALD head.
Inspecting these posts with my electron microscope and GENIUS level intelligence, i cannot detect the existence of any lies. Therefore I declare this: CANON
Yup yup yup it’s canon
CAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
The spawn match also won despite a viewer handicap. Kratosura was just that shit tier
a tranny will post exactly 11 minutes from now
THE CELESTIAL NOT OF PERCEPTION NOR NON-PERCEPTION
SHE OF BOUNDLESS WISDOM OF INFINITE STRENGHT OF IMPERVIOUS CONSTITUTION OF UNLIMITED SPEED
ENTERRRRRRR TENCHAD
This is how they actually react when we Asura scholars beat the shit out of them and school them on actual feats with our giant brains and meaty fists
Kratos broke you.
name is all the people who bullied the kratosfags
KEK
who? Kratos soloes her.
^groomed a child btw
Yup yup yup it’s canon
using fighting moves on a poison type
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, SOIMAN
Canon
None of that is training
He was trained by Augus for who knows how many years, though. All that power wouldn’t mean shit if he didn’t know how to fight. He also beat Augus without a power-up after Augus literally broke all his arms.
That’s why Kratos grew to become a Multiversal Warrior King, and asura was stuck a planet level baby bitch
I like to believe Asura is stronger to be 9 Scandinavias. Also he literally popped huge red and blue stars and punched through a moon larger than galaxies. I still haven’t seen Kratos destroying a mountain or larger with his own strength.
Solos your verse and makes you pay over a million dollars after
CAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN
who? not even worth the Eldest Daughter's attention
shoots kratos fatally wounding him
Ook ook
Kratos destroyed a whole universe in gow1. Get good. This is why Workinghardtos >>> everythinghandedtohimsura
^ diaperfurries above and below me v
loses in court for the trillionth time
Get this JOBBER out of these sacred halls IMMEDIATELY!
Ayo this is canon tho
you are replying to blatant idiotic shitpost bait you retard
Why is this thread obsessing over some non qualifying jobber instead of the REAL KINGS of video games Armstrong, Dante, Batter, Jack, Grimm and Shadow?
KING of Canon
Who's winning this?
takes drag of cigarette
Ook.
shoots kratos in the frontal lobe
Ook ook ook ook
^das rite
Because Kingtos beat the shit out of all of them at the same time, then schooled them on how to actually write a good character so they stop being such embarassing edgelords for dumber than average bullied 13 year olds
ENOUGH. This thread better get back in line, lest it gets DECAYED.
Kratos, my mobility stablizers, or as you call them, 'legs' are sore. Get to massaging.
FUUUUCK IM JUST A LITTLE WIMP WHO HATES KRATOS SO MUCH BUT EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT’S CAAANOOOOONNNN
Because [ONLY QUALIFIED FOR KING OF Anon Babble ONCE JOBBER BABBLE]
^true
Kratos is immune to disintegration, aging, decaying and transmutation. He onepunches your soiboy wimp villain; then onepunches soi deku as well. Then he rebives them and tells them to act like manly men from now on.
My legs... they're beginning to FLEE already...
Isn't Zorak one of the kings of Anon Babble?
You’re right. Trying to respond in good faith is getting me nowhere, I’ll stop.
v yikes
slave morality popularity contest cope
Kekaroo! Truly you appeal to the lowest common denominator
Yup yup yup he’s one of Anon Babble‘s KINGS!
ENOUGH!
Rebives
PAJEET SPOTTED
Post Kratos getting 2 million views in less than a week.
^first replier to post above
k, b, c
B-B-B-Bu-
ENOUGH from the non qualifying CLOWN, post our KINGS of Anon Babble!!!!
This is your cope for having to lie for entire threads because asura never worked hard or earned anything in his life, making him weak and immature. Lying is not good faith, accept reality as it is. Change for the better if you have to.
Yes Sir, right away. Do you want me to lend you my axe too? I know you don't really need it but please, take it.
pedotos
Kek.
FRAUDyonder
Just another FODDER for Hal Jordan!
VIEWSgaraki...
Kratosjeet meltdown
What did you guys do?
As you say, Xister!!!
Since when!?
Canon
Anti-CHADow propaganda
JC SHITon JOBBED and LOST
Canon
Yup thats a tranny, alright
K, b, c.
he doesn't know Billy raped Karl Jobst out of over a million
ohnonononononono
OHNONONONONO
As one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Anon Babble, my first demand is... Shave your beard, Kratos, then replace the beard with pubes.
By the way Transdow was confirmed to have a woman’s soul in Jap Sonic Battle, so they prefer Xe/Xem pronouns pleass
^i saw this troon at a Walmart
K, b, c.
Independent thought > social validation dependence
Genius > herd mentality
Lone Wolves > scared sheep
Master Morality > slave morality
KINGtos > the others
Kbc^2
Based High IQ Kratos scholar
Bald. Kratos is bald.
Canon
one of the kratosfags is a pajeet
the other is the nikofag desperately trying to stay in these threads
the other is the jiren fag who kept getting his jiren posts deleted
The three fucking stooges, ladies and gentlemen.
This. It’s why low iq midwits are threatened and intimidated and scared of Kratos. His power threatens their bread and circus
K O F F I N G
Kratos transcends the concept of being a man
Go outside and take a loaf of fresh air.
Liberation is for their own good, even if they don’t like it. That’s why Kratos is a HERO who does what is needed and what is right, even if bleating sheep hate him for it he only goes his own way.
Trantos confirmed
SHARTosBITCH immediately starts showing his insecurity
Don't have too. Been keeping tabs on all three of ya since your retardation became a blip on my sperg-radar.
Eekum bokum, bitches
a loaf
loaf
ESLtos…
This is why jannies keep deleting our threads
vhello, sir
I wasn’t joking about that either btw, jap battle confirmed Gerald implanted Maria’s feminine soul into Shadow.
That’s why he wears Makeup and mascara (confirmed on TT), high heels (confirmed on TT) and is slower than Sonic without his rocket powered high heels (confirmed in idw and the games)
TRANNYDDDOOOOOOOWWWW
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
3 - 0
Wasn't even half a million but they're both FRAUDS anyways.
Canon
I wish you guys weren't such poopyheads
^"Lilith" here has a rapidly receding hairline
canon
also canon
Ah, a KING!
OOOOOOH NO
THEY SAY HE'S GONNA GO
GO GO 3-0
Ah, a tranny!
Kratos is canonically confirmed to be the King of Kings.
KINGTOS.
Which vishnu god do you stop eating rice and curry for, Jamir?
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOONTOS
Kratos scholars won yet again, this thread belongs to the Kratos KINGdom
K O F F I N G
Your dumb ass typed rebive, you fucking dumb pajeet.
you illiterate dumb-dumb?
"Kratos scholars won yet again, this thread belongs to the Kratos KINGdom"
does not have the word revive. By the way, you misspelled it "rebive" just now. Be better.
See
POO IN LOO
OR IN THE STREET
YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW
MR. PAJEET
not me, holy fuck you're mindbroken. I'm sorry Kratos would beat the everliving shit out of your self-insert and not even break a sweat, but this isn't healthy for you. I'm concerned for your health.
Halofags using Cortana against Doomslayer like Jojofags were using GER against Joker will never not be funny.
Pajeetos melty
n-not me
Suuure, Pajeet.
Oh my god its Joker vs Giorno all over again
Can I make the next thread?
I'll allow it.
Can you make it T-800 vs M3GAN from the new M3GAN trailer?
canon
... Dirty laundry.
I fucking love Ina so much that nothing does anything to me
I can't cum to anything else but Ina
every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs I cum buckets in seconds
Migrate
Migrate to the non-porn thread.
kratosfag seething over the funnier koffing spam