Death Battle

List of Master Chief feats

Stopped the Covenant

Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow

Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking

Fought with Spawn to a standstill

Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react

Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword

Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash

Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once

Outsmarted Columbo

Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands

Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match

Killed Darkseid’s True Form with a Spartan Laser

Shook all of Gensokyo by taking one step

Sealed the Legendary Warrior Wukong with his Shield Barrier

Scared The-One-Above-All

Flattened the DC Cosmology

Willed Anon Babble back with Cortana

Gave up his Death Battle win to avoid humiliating his bro Doomslayer

Post CHADgends. NOW.

Doomguy? The fastest

The battle began not with a roar, but with a chilling silence. Kratos moved with terrifying grace, a whirlwind of brutal efficiency. Darth Vader’s lightsaber deflected the Leviathan Axe with a screech of tortured metal, but Kratos’s raw strength shattered the force field generated by the weapon, sending the Sith Lord sprawling. Gandalf's spells bounced harmlessly off Kratos's ethereal armor, fueled by the rage and pain of a lifetime of bloodshed. Wonder Woman’s strength was considerable, her bracelets capable of deflecting even the Blades of Chaos' fiery fury, but Kratos's relentless fury, backed by his godly strength, overwhelmed her defenses, ultimately pinning her against a crumbling reality wall. He showed no mercy, but there was no malice either; merely an unstoppable force of nature cleansing a cosmic anomaly. His eyes, burning with an ancient fire, held no emotion other than a grim determination to end this.

As the last vestiges of the composite reality fractured, the figures of Vader, Gandalf, and Wonder Woman dissipated into shimmering particles. Kratos stood alone, the vortex subsiding, the threat neutralized. He sheathed his weapons, the weight of his actions settling upon his broad shoulders. The silence was deeper now, the silence of a god who had just casually reordered existence. He turned and walked away, leaving behind only the echoes of a conflict that had never truly been a fight, but a necessary, brutal act of cosmic housekeeping, a testament to his boundless, terrifying power.

Before Kratos, the DC Multiverse shimmered, a kaleidoscope of realities held together by a fragile, almost imperceptible thread: the Presence, the omnipotent, omniscient being who oversaw all creation. The Spectre, the Presence's wrathful agent (God's enforcer, bound to divine justice) – a being of pure, celestial power – materialized before Kratos, a burning embodiment of divine fury. He launched a barrage of ethereal energy, but Kratos met each blast with the defiant roar of a Spartan, deflecting the attacks with his Leviathan Axe and retaliating with brutal efficiency. The ground cracked beneath the weight of their cosmic clash.

The battle raged across dimensions. Kratos, surprisingly adapting to the reality-bending attacks, used his Spartan rage to enhance his already superhuman abilities, shattering the boundaries between universes. He fought not just the Spectre, but legions of angels and demons, toppling titans and twisting the fabric of reality itself. He discovered a weakness in the Presence's omnipotence: an inherent vulnerability to pure, unbridled rage, a primal force that surpassed even divine power. The Spectre, weakened and horrified by Kratos’ unrelenting assault, was ultimately overwhelmed and dissipated like smoke in the wind.

Finally, Kratos stood before the Presence, its form a blinding light that threatened to consume him. But the Spartan's rage was a blinding light of its own, a furious inferno that burned brighter than any divine power. He plunged the Blades of Chaos into the very heart of the Presence, shattering its omnipotence with a scream that echoed across the infinite void. The multiverse fractured, universes collapsing into each other in a spectacular display of cosmic annihilation. As the final echoes of destruction faded, only Kratos remained, a solitary figure amidst the rubble of creation, the Ghost of Sparta, conqueror of gods and even the supreme being itself, a testament to the unconquerable power of unrestrained fury.

suddenly a massive green hand appears above the Ghost of Sparta's head

Like that's ever gonna happen!

Kratos screamed in futile rage as he found his entire universe, no his entire reality being lodged inside of the ogre's emerald anus*

"Wha-"

his cries cut short as his reality fell by the wayside, smeared by the brown faecal material

the beast, stood from his immaculate throne, not looking back as his mighty hands reached for the tool that would erase the puny god once and for all

"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"

What a load of- *flush*

the remaining molecules of Kratos howled in fury as they, now fully immersed in the onion flavored diarrhea, disappeared from existence, never to recover as the devil's voice began to echo endlessly in his ear

"Somebody once told me..."

Imagine a series that is so overpowered that the entire power scaling community has to come together and create an artificial nerf called "verse equalization" so that characters from this series don't accidentally solo all of fiction with just their aura.

Those are so pretty awesome and almighty haxes...
And infinity is there too I guess

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

asurasissy scat fantasies

Without Verse Equalization most of the stuff in Bleach wouldn't work.

Reminded that FRAUDaraki would have lost since DB scaled him to Deku who is far weaker than DB insists because of recent Hori statements about All-Might DB's scalewank relied on

If we are going by those standards then Mach 3 JJK.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Now this is a real match.

AsuraCHAD scat realities

I don't even know who the cop is, but I hope he beats the snot out of that sailor strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

Axe Cop is for Inferno Cop

If you don't have Reiatsu you automatically lose to Reiatsu. Automatically.

Kek I remember when Zoomguy said this.

If you don't have Reiatsu then there is no 'weaker spiritual force' to take the impact. There's no medium for interaction.

What's Axe Cop's win con?

Will DB ever have the balls to use Warhammer?

Huh, I never really considered this aspect. Warhammer is never going to get an episode.

Warhammer is full of frauds and jobbers anyway

You either enforce you trademarks or you will lose it if you ever try to enforces. Laches is a key aspect in trademark enforcement, and part of why Marvel and DC lost their joint trademark of super hero.

These are fictional characters. The winner is who the writer wants to win. With that said, as the creator of Black Woman Popeye, I have the authority to say that Axe Cop can totally beat her.

even if Marvel and DC enforced that trademark they still would've lost it because that's a bullshit trademark

$2,000,000 per trademark per product type

Holy shit.

So you've 3d printed 2 different Space Marine products that's a flat $4,000,000. And that's not counting the litigation fees.

DB could barely scramble together $700,000 with their Kickstarter. Even if DB was successful in court the legal bills would ruin them. They'd would have to be really retarded to try to fuck with Games Workshop. Don't poke the bear.

No.

The trademark was verified at some point. Marvel and DC allowed the term "super hero" to be used to the point to where it became a generic. At that point it becomes difficult to enforce.

But if Marvel and DC's legal teams had been militant about defending it they'd likely win the case against...Superbabies? What Marvel and DC lost their super hero trademark to this B movie? That's embarrassing.

I've heard similar arguments for stands

Listen carefully.

The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on Anon Babble—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.

Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.

You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.

I think the whole system needs to be discarded.

They should’ve made that a stretch goal

Give us ten million dollars and we’ll make an episode of death battle where Goku beats Superman

The difference with a Stand is that you need to use it. When you're in the mere presence of a Reiatsu user you either become incapacitated or you die.

Starrk killed Hollows (who have a lot more Reiatsu than humans) simply by being close to them. He didn't have to raise a finger, they just died like canaries in coal mines.

What the fuck is Goku, Superman, the Hulk, etc. (who have no more Reiatsu than your average human) gonna do? They're gonna die, that's what they're going to do. Their souls will be blown out of their corpses like candle lights in a hurricane.

BleachKEK

GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU

There will be Goku vs Superman 4 whenever they need more money

Death Battle is a ragebait show

You'll get Superman vs Goku until DB gets it right.

Disingenuous Seething Shitku tard still pushing for an inevitable 4-0

kek

tranny fantasy image

gokufags are mentally ill

Goku would die without verse equalization. It's not even a debate.

No one actually likes superman
they just think they do cuz they think supes = all superheroes

when the superman movie flops and the next dragon ball movie thrives it will be the true victory

They make like composite goku fight like DCEU or Injustice supes

And still lose, kek.

oh theyd do that for the ragebait views

El Padre del Shonen.....I kneel.

Spirit Bomb or Hakai

Daima is just GT and ssj10 Gohan is retarded

Listen to this carefully

they write their schizo babble spam

What an appetizing buffet

Imagine Death Battle appearing in court for making Goku lose again

thatd be hilarious.
also youtube denies em fair use just this one time so toei can sue em on top of it all

No one actually likes superman, they just think they do cuz they think supes = all superheroes , when the superman movie flops and the next dragon ball movie thrives it will be the true victory

You are delusional, the latest goku movie (ironic since it's called super hero) flopped hard, only making 86 million. Even the latest one piece movie breached 200 million.
Superman movies make around 600 million in comparison. This new one will btfo Dragon Ball without even trying.

how much did it cost to make superhero compared to its gains

How fucking hard the dceu got canned if superman is so beloved

how if super FAGGOT is so beloved they made him evil in injustice and KTJL why did the great and great superman FAIL to save multiversus while DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO WAS IN THE TOP 10 SOLD GAMES OF 2024

KILL YOURSELF
AND FUCK SUPERMAN

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goku tard melty

kek

my unending hatred for superman vs my unending hatred for death battle having money to make shit episodes with

melty

Alucard vs Arcueid should happen

I like the idea of Superman, and the character in general, but only when he's written well. And because of his almost infallible, boy scout nature, he's not very easy to write intelligently and realistically. He can either be truly inspirational when done right, or an insufferable square.
Someone like Batman is easier to write in that regard, and often times more interesting as a hero.

Everyone hates Dragon ball sharting zero, even dragon ball fans. They all feel ripped off from sparking after false hype that didn't deliver, kek

melty

Alucard vs Arcueid should happen

No they have no Reiatsu. If you want no verse equalization then they could not be affected.

the hero that ruined comics

vs

the show that ruined vs debates

considering how GvS1 and 2 happened, this may be a chicken and the egg type scenario

What are you on about Superman has not even had an animated movie in theaters.

If you're talking about Live Action, then that's a completely different thing.

And $600M in the box office is a failure if the movie budget alone is $368M, and probably $200M in marketing as well.

Let me put it in simpler terms for you.

If I create a product for $100 and I make $200 off it then that's a success.

If you create a product for $9,000 and make $6,000 off it then that's a failure.

The fact that $6,000 is more than $200 doesn't mean shit in this context. Because I made money and you lost it.

This is why DC is passed around like a used hooker to AT&T, Discovery, and in November we know who DC's new pimp will be. While DBZ is a treasured gem.

And to that end, I'll add that I understand the preference some people have in Goku over Superman. He's more morally ambiguous and relatable, despite being quite similar to Superman in many ways. Goku has a different issue that isn't as present with Superman (although it has still been an issue sometimes), and it's that he can be quite infantile and just plain stupid. Vegeta is on the complete opposite of the spectrum, where he comes across as an ass a lot of the time.
Hence why I prefer Piccolo to Goku the same way I prefer Batman to Superman. They're more mature in most of their issues and have a more objective view on the world, even if it may seem pessimistic at times. Goku and Superman are occasionally optimistic to a fault, not to mention naive.

If they have no Reiatsu they die immediately. The only protection against Reiatsu is Reiatsu.

tbf i am sure some shitfuck cinema in mexico or somewhere showed Justice League Dark for a couple days

THE MOVIE WHERE SUPERMAN LOSES AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO LOSE WITH HIS RETARDED PLAN

Which fanbois are more butthurt at Deathbattle, Benfags or Gokufags?

I haven't even heard of "Justice League Dark" and it sounds fucking retarded if you ask me. But that's what DC is. It's a dirty hooker that gets passed off to blow the next old guy in the room.

If you're talking about Live Action, then that's a completely different thing.

Moving the goalposts

On what grounds?
Sounds like your trying to dodge Superman btfo DBZ in results. Cowardly display.

I thought bleach's greatest destructive feat was a Hill?

Xitter soniggers

Which fanboys are more butthurt over [fanfiction]

No one gives a shit bro.

Goku vs Superman was settled before DB was even conceived of.

On what grounds?

That they're different mediums with different budgets meant to cater to different audiences.

Suppress your autism, seriously bro.

Gokope

DBZ live action didn't even breach 60m. Stop coping. DC > DB in movie profitability.

Well it was fun, but it doesn't have as much longevity as the other Dragon Ball fighting games because there's no good grindable content.

Goku vs Superman was settled before DB was even conceived of.

>>No one gives a shit bro

1 writer in a forgotten pamphlet that no one read that wanted to bring in some shonen fans vs hundreds of actual dc writers that aren't on shonen autism vs millions of death battle views

Muh feats

Do not matter if they can't be used. If someone doesn't have Reiatsu then they will immediately die to everyone who does.

There's a whole Amino post on this that explains why Bleach always win in VS.

aminoapps.com/c/join-the-battle/page/blog/why-bleach-lame-reiatsu-crushing/r5R3_04TeuLpvd16YX1nWbodeMKbpzznWr

Warner went fucking bankrupt and had to be sold twice in the last 5 years. DC is more of a disaster than even Dragonball Evolution.

Goku is more hope than superman
he worked for his power since young born as a shit tier
Helps the ones in need as a civilian and friend rather than world police
described as someone you can rely on no mattet what instead of just a plot device

Superman is shit hope that just makes humans rely on him and lol sun to solve their lives

Dude I'm not using groomino. From my admittedly limited knowledge of bleach Reiatsu sounds like Ki from DBZ.

Goku got the entire planet killed multiple times, Superman doesn't have magic balls that can revive on a whim because he isn't a dumbass like Goku, he's an actual hero.

No. They have none of the spiritual qualities that align with those of the Bleach setting. It could only interact with them so much as Reiatsu interacts with physical objects.

Reiatsu means Spiritual Pressure, and it's the aura passively radiated by souls.

Souls with powerful Reiatsu will destroy souls with lesser Reiatsu.

It's an omnipresent aura of spiritual genocide. And the only way to resist it is with Reiatsu.

So when you admit that "he doesn't have Reiatsu" then the debate is settled. "He" whoever he is will die simply by being in the presence of a Reiatsu user.

This is literally WHY verse equalization was created. Because even low-tier Hollows were soloing DBZ, Marvel Earth, DC Earth, and all of these other verses. And people got upset and created this rule to make the fights "more fair"

OK, folks. What is Kyle's swank gonna look like?

Presumably chainscaling out the ass.

Chainscaling is such a shitty concept because you can go as high as you want with it. Could make a snail chainscale to God if you wanted.

Putting stock in DC ""writers""

Kek

Batman > Catwoman >> 3 Flashes

Itll basically be Simon VS the entirety of the lantern corps including Hal Simon still wins

They're going to use this page to show Kyle is stronger than all the emotional entities (the previous page explains that he couldn't fight them at all and needed to let them balance out with each other).

Then they'll scale him above characters the entities have fought or scale to like Spectre, Superboy Prime, Mxyzptlk, Anti Monitor, Batkek, Dr. Manhattan, etc. Basically the whole verse's cosmology. Then we'll get that one DC cosmology page and some 40 year old scan about how DC universes have 10 trillion dimensions and one DC atom is stronger than fiction.

Also Kyle will do every single thing Lanterns have ever done, every single thing the emotional entities have done (including the omnipotence/omnipresence/time control Parallax and Ion did back in the 90s before their nerfs) and then some.
The less they focus on Kyle's actual feats the better.

FUARK, this means Spider-man is stronger than DC since he rapes Bat-man

seething BITCH

As expected of you.

This is DB we are talking about, you do know that, right?

As expected of you.

Ain't my movie that's about to flop bro.

Even with match 10 speeds Shigaraki would solo JJK, not to mention that Fodder Kaisen caps at Mach 3 anyways

Kill yourself listtroon.

I think chainscaling only works in series where there is a consistent amount of power escalation. Even then you can only really justify one or two extra degrees of separation compared to direct scaling.

They'll chain scale like mad to look fancy but I think for this fight it'll ultimately come down to making them both set at immeasurable speed+power and shit and saying its a swiss army knife vs a hammer (drill) that no sells all the tricks the SAK has. Then it comes down to weaknesses and willpower which Simon takes because the lantern powers come with too many potential limits and weaknesses comparatively.

That or they do what they insinuated in the podcast awhile back and it becomes dimensional autism and how DC views itself conceptually which ends up fucking itself

The Many W's of Simon

listtroon SEETHING

What a fucking useless BITCH LMAO
The only funny thing about this tard is xhe always, ALWAYS loses. So everyone prepare for the clown show this faggot will hit us with in two weeks. Remember Silver vs Trunks where xhe lost xir shit entirely and tried to impersonate the tripfag? Expect more similar retarded antics kek

no Hal

Yep.

a gallery of KINGtos's GAPE victims

I'll never get anyone who says that One Piece characters are Planet busters because there's no fucking way any of them are beating Nappa, let alone Bejita.
They're Country/Continent level at best.

The hell is this line up?

Everybody with more than two brain cells expects Kyle to win, retard

Like father like son

Marche (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance) vs Verso (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)

one of the core pillars of vs debating online in the good old days

can't get an episode

CONCUBINEku thinks he can stand next to the KING

Gentlemen...

How did we reach this point?

no that's just Listtroon who was confirmed to be a non-Gokubro

It's 15 years too late for DS anyway.

Empy vs Darsh is too hype for Death Battle

He got a new adaptation 3 years ago

That includes myself, you illiterate moron.

The Kylefaggot is a schizo.

One Piece world is actually huge. The upper levels of One Piece could definitely take on Manga Bejita and Nappa. They'd also speed blitz the saiyans pretty hard.

Optimus Prime

not Rodimus Prime who actually has similarities to Simon

whoever made this is a faggot also Rodimus wins

the elements? Inspected.

Try to make it less obvious, retard.

Forgot image

One Piece world is actually huge.

do you have any actual proof of this or are you just gonna use calcs of oda's inconsistent sizes and that one page of the planet with five moons (said five moons that are never brought up again) as evidence

I'm not s schizo y-yo-you just cheated!!!1

Uh-huh.

Most places seem to be leaning more to Simon actually

I-I'm sorry GODku, p-please spare me...my manager says you c-can eat all you want f-for free...don't w-worry, it's all c-coming out of my w-wage so eat up...

The upper levels of One Piece could definitely take on Manga Bejita and Nappa. They'd also speed blitz the saiyans pretty hard.

Space God vs space cop.

The fact that this is even a debate is kind of baffling desu.

Pretty much how Death Battle evidence works yeah. Sun disk anyone? One Piece world is huge and their planet busters scale higher than earth planet busters.

Post Luffy destroying a planet.

Buh-buh

Post you losing your virginity.

I CAN'T...

Has no actual proof of Luffy being a Planet buster

Can only insist that he is because One Piece is "just bigger, trust me"

You weren't supposed to ask that...

For the anon in the last thread that didn't get to see it

Luffysisters... they're onto us... call in a Discord emergency meeting, ASAP...

Luffy scales to characters who are stated to be able to destoy one piece world which dwarves planets like Jupiter and Saturn. That feat alone puts luffys above the Manga saiyans. You then have stuff like base luffy dodging light and having other light speed feats unlike the Manga saiyans.

Post Superman vidya sales.

I.....CANNOT.......

all this cope

Here's your planetary Luffy bro

Luffy scales to characters who are stated to be able to destoy one piece world which dwarves planets like Jupiter and Saturn. That feat alone puts luffys above the Manga saiyans.

are stated to

feat

BejitaCHADS... KILL...

pixel scaling

Thanks, anon. Nice work.

Post someone in Juan Piss doing this.

Post literally anyone in One Piece destroying a planet

I FUARKING CAN'T OKAY! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR???

I AM INCAPABLE...

Luffy is powered by Toonforce so he just renders Goku's attacks ineffective on him. Since DB operates under the logic of Toonforce>all, by their rules Luffy would beat Goku in a Death Battle and you know it

Give the man who embarrassed Sasuke a match up.

Luffy can beat Goku because he has "Toonforce" and Goku doe-

BOOM.

Post Luffy doing anything on the level of Scooby, Popeye, or Courage.

It is a planet with multiple moons, one of which has it's own satellite so it'd have to be pretty big

Gives you memories of the Holocaust

Juan Piss

Leave the verse to us.

Wish they did this instead of Yoda vs Mickey.

Okay, post the Manga panel of this happening.

Post One Piece Earth being shown to have multiple moons.
Clover's globe does not count.

Who is the strongest character Catwoman can take out with Tom King writing?

lol
lmao

I wish it was easier to more earnestly engage in discussion without it turning into

who can be more obnoxious

Like I know that's very wishful thinking but man

What is a Holocaust?

the globe of one of the greatest minds in the world who was respected by the greatest scientist doesn't count because....it just doesn't ok?!?

A single xianxia continent is bigger than the one piece planet by almost a hundred times, btw.
"Perhaps, if Yang Qi went further down, he might find an immortal's mansion grotto that had things worth taking. But right now he was primarily focused on cultivation, and this seemed the perfect place to work with the Chartreuse Sovereign God Armor, the Protomammoth Flag, and the megamammoth quintessence-blood.

This layer of gold was part of a large vein that stretched roughly fifty million kilometers from end to end and was about a hundred million kilometers thick.

Although those numbers might seem huge, in the immortal world they were not particularly impressive. After all, the depth of the lands in the immortal world were usually measured in light-years."

This is the same attack because Joker also suffered through the holocaust

Sometimes you get people that are more honest, like the people that were actually covering the information about Kyle's issues. Other times you get Cuckanon.

Genuinely what is the problem with it, obviously it isn't 100% consistent but the alternative is literally just handbaling calcs (which operates on the same way cals do, except without any of the actual maths).

Considering how Goku reacted to Black saying he killed Chi-Chi and Goten, even though Goku has no idea what the Holocaust is, he would not react well to memories of it being shoved inside of him.

"The hard way then."

That Hitler guy must have been pretty strong. I'm itching to fight him!

Rock level Goku DBtards...he's onto us...

The difference is that Superman has had good live action movies and Goku never will.

Charcoal vs Propane WHEN?!

Goku would job to Xavier mixups and broken grab, btw.

superdashes your attacks

Nice try retard.

Wood is the true winner!

Propane easily. I like to actually taste the meat I'm eating and not the material I used to cook it.

Charcoalfags get the fuck out!!!!

Propane is more convenient and consistent. But you don't get that smokey flavor that you do off coal.

Because artists don't draw the art in their series to scale and it's the most hilarious and most brainrot form of powerscaling to ever be taken seriously.

Only poor people cook with charcoal and it's only because they see the short term low price as saving money when they dont realize a good propane grill is actually cheaper in the long run. Propane is actually quite the miracle gas and has many applications that can save you money in the long term.

I prefer propane. Charcoal smoke always makes me feel sick. Memes aside i like how clean propane is. Always makes everything smell like cooked meat and not smoke. I get that some people like that though. I can't knock em.

Charcoal is a meme fuel. Most normal people just use propane.

I think we need to divorce ourselves from doing calcs in general. Even the best case scenarios would still be problematic, since fictional worlds are a poor simulacra for physics models.

Why didn't Kingtos save Greece when the Ottoman Empire took over?

Starts with a J and ends in a W

Looks like a lot of people here don't know how to grill with charcoal.

Charcoal makes it taste better, especially if you use the right kind of charcoal, and you properly get the ember to settle.

If you use propane you might as well throw whatever you're doing in the oven.

He was busy christianizing Scandinavia by killing the Nordic Gods.

It's not the calcs that are the problem, it's the people doing the calcs cherry picking evidence and pulling numbers out of their asses to make their favorite character seem faster and more powerful than he actually is.

But doesn't that apply to all feats? By that logic you don't use feats because they aren't realistic.

I Guarantee most authors don't think about the energy to affect clouds.

Gojo sent her to the blacked dimension btw.

Most authors, especially of the shonentard variety, just do things because they look cool.

Every loser of Death Battle fights in a free for all for a chance for revival and a new match. Who wins?.

Nah, calcs gives proper context to the power behind feats. In this case, it prevented wank and points out it takes much less energy than expected to send a small object into space since gravity drop off can assist its ascent

This fight was so shit and boring. Csm and jjk are just not good series for deathbattle

Probably Unicron or Chaos Horse if taken to his actual wanked extreme

All that smoke messed up your brain.

Ciri vs Lucina
who wins?

the DBD anniversary stream is so fucking lame. What the fuck is the point of the casting of frank stone now?

wasn't he losing to gay old men and needed a robot to kill himself in order to flee from them?

also Rodimus wins

Maybe that's why he didn't put him in the image full of characters Simon beats.

Yuji would be good for Death Battle if they mostly focus on his hand to hand skills, but I don't anyone outside Torrian that would give him the Choregraphy he deserves. Meanwhile other JJK characters have the Hunter x Hunter problem where their powers involve conditions and WORDS WORDS WORDS. Toji and Maki would also be good because they're UNGA BUNGA characters.

Correct. His "toonforce" power also ran out just from being stalled by a guy made out of light

Goku or Unicron

this is boota

Goku

Gets Penance Stared for causing the Tournmanet of Power. If it's GT Goku, he gets penance stared for misuing the Dragon Balls and causingthe Shadow Dragons. Grandpa Gohan's Death would affect both. But yeah, Unicron probably wins.

Sonic

"Time, huh.. thanks for-

"FIRING PROBABILITY MISSILES NOW"

Going by how they're actually represented in game? Idk

Fan wank tho? Multiversal Lucina wins even though her setting is stuck in the medieval times. I'm pretty sure a shotgun at point blank range would end her too but whatever.

PSYCHOPATHku would enjoy it

my verse's aura has no limits

Does this mean any S Class demon from YYH insta kills the bleach verse merely by existing? Because it's said their demon energy (yoki) is passively planet level and even ignores hax from people with less yoki.

Yep! That was me alright! Hihi, thanks for the reminder skullhead! I should do it all again!

Anime would be better collectively if Dragon Ball never existed.

HOLY TRVTHKE

The main problem is that Yuji is just kind of boring and none of his matchups are that interesting
They'll probably just use Sukuna and that's it