Death Battle

Maybe.

Another Supes vs Goku would be boring. Do Frieza vs Brainiac or something

Post pretty much irresistible haxes

BRING ME MEWTWO

Post Kratos destroying a mountain.

You ask of things that cannot be done.

if Kyle wins, he wins

if Kyle loses, he bangs Nia in the afterlife

What downside is there?

List of Master Chief feats

Stopped the Covenant

Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow

Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking

Fought with Spawn to a standstill

Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react

Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword

Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash

Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once

Outsmarted Columbo

Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands

Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match

Killed Darkseid’s True Form with a Spartan Laser

Shook all of Gensokyo by taking one step

Sealed the Legendary Warrior Wukong with his Shield Barrier

Scared The-One-Above-All

Flattened the DC Cosmology

Willed Anon Babble back with Cortana

Gave up his Death Battle win to avoid humiliating his bro Doomslayer

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Post CHADgends. NOW.

Doomguy? The fastest

The battle began not with a roar, but with a chilling silence. Kratos moved with terrifying grace, a whirlwind of brutal efficiency. Darth Vader’s lightsaber deflected the Leviathan Axe with a screech of tortured metal, but Kratos’s raw strength shattered the force field generated by the weapon, sending the Sith Lord sprawling. Gandalf's spells bounced harmlessly off Kratos's ethereal armor, fueled by the rage and pain of a lifetime of bloodshed. Wonder Woman’s strength was considerable, her bracelets capable of deflecting even the Blades of Chaos' fiery fury, but Kratos's relentless fury, backed by his godly strength, overwhelmed her defenses, ultimately pinning her against a crumbling reality wall. He showed no mercy, but there was no malice either; merely an unstoppable force of nature cleansing a cosmic anomaly. His eyes, burning with an ancient fire, held no emotion other than a grim determination to end this.

As the last vestiges of the composite reality fractured, the figures of Vader, Gandalf, and Wonder Woman dissipated into shimmering particles. Kratos stood alone, the vortex subsiding, the threat neutralized. He sheathed his weapons, the weight of his actions settling upon his broad shoulders. The silence was deeper now, the silence of a god who had just casually reordered existence. He turned and walked away, leaving behind only the echoes of a conflict that had never truly been a fight, but a necessary, brutal act of cosmic housekeeping, a testament to his boundless, terrifying power.

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Before Kratos, the DC Multiverse shimmered, a kaleidoscope of realities held together by a fragile, almost imperceptible thread: the Presence, the omnipotent, omniscient being who oversaw all creation. The Spectre, the Presence's wrathful agent (God's enforcer, bound to divine justice) – a being of pure, celestial power – materialized before Kratos, a burning embodiment of divine fury. He launched a barrage of ethereal energy, but Kratos met each blast with the defiant roar of a Spartan, deflecting the attacks with his Leviathan Axe and retaliating with brutal efficiency. The ground cracked beneath the weight of their cosmic clash.

The battle raged across dimensions. Kratos, surprisingly adapting to the reality-bending attacks, used his Spartan rage to enhance his already superhuman abilities, shattering the boundaries between universes. He fought not just the Spectre, but legions of angels and demons, toppling titans and twisting the fabric of reality itself. He discovered a weakness in the Presence's omnipotence: an inherent vulnerability to pure, unbridled rage, a primal force that surpassed even divine power. The Spectre, weakened and horrified by Kratos’ unrelenting assault, was ultimately overwhelmed and dissipated like smoke in the wind.

Finally, Kratos stood before the Presence, its form a blinding light that threatened to consume him. But the Spartan's rage was a blinding light of its own, a furious inferno that burned brighter than any divine power. He plunged the Blades of Chaos into the very heart of the Presence, shattering its omnipotence with a scream that echoed across the infinite void. The multiverse fractured, universes collapsing into each other in a spectacular display of cosmic annihilation. As the final echoes of destruction faded, only Kratos remained, a solitary figure amidst the rubble of creation, the Ghost of Sparta, conqueror of gods and even the supreme being itself, a testament to the unconquerable power of unrestrained fury.

suddenly a massive green hand appears above the Ghost of Sparta's head

Like that's ever gonna happen!

Kratos screamed in futile rage as he found his entire universe, no his entire reality being lodged inside of the ogre's emerald anus*

"Wha-"

his cries cut short as his reality fell by the wayside, smeared by the brown faecal material

the beast, stood from his immaculate throne, not looking back as his mighty hands reached for the tool that would erase the puny god once and for all

"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"

What a load of- *flush*

the remaining molecules of Kratos howled in fury as they, now fully immersed in the onion flavored diarrhea, disappeared from existence, never to recover as the devil's voice began to echo endlessly in his ear

"Somebody once told me..."

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Imagine a series that is so overpowered that the entire power scaling community has to come together and create an artificial nerf called "verse equalization" so that characters from this series don't accidentally solo all of fiction with just their aura.

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Those are so pretty awesome and almighty haxes...
And infinity is there too I guess

CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES

doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!

*doomguy breathing heavily*

doomie, can you hear me? To your left.

*a portal opens*

*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*

*another portal opens*

K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!

*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*

*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.

We must be better...

*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*

Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!

*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*

I... AM KYIIIIIIV

*Satan watches in bewilderment*

You can't beat me!

I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera

You can be better than this...- says better man

*Satan orders his army to attack*.

*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.

I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!

*Doomguys looks seriously*

DOOMVENGERS!

ASSEMBLE...

*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*

*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*

*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*

*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*

I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!

*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*

Try this, chuds!

*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*

Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves

*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*

asurasissy scat fantasies

Without Verse Equalization most of the stuff in Bleach wouldn't work.

Reminded that FRAUDaraki would have lost since DB scaled him to Deku who is far weaker than DB insists because of recent Hori statements about All-Might DB's scalewank relied on

If we are going by those standards then Mach 3 JJK.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Now this is a real match.

AsuraCHAD scat realities

I don't even know who the cop is, but I hope he beats the snot out of that sailor strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

If you don't have Reiatsu you automatically lose to Reiatsu. Automatically.

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Kek I remember when Zoomguy said this.

If you don't have Reiatsu then there is no 'weaker spiritual force' to take the impact. There's no medium for interaction.

What's Axe Cop's win con?

Will DB ever have the balls to use Warhammer?

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Huh, I never really considered this aspect. Warhammer is never going to get an episode.

Warhammer is full of frauds and jobbers anyway

You either enforce you trademarks or you will lose it if you ever try to enforces. Laches is a key aspect in trademark enforcement, and part of why Marvel and DC lost their joint trademark of super hero.

These are fictional characters. The winner is who the writer wants to win. With that said, as the creator of Black Woman Popeye, I have the authority to say that Axe Cop can totally beat her.

even if Marvel and DC enforced that trademark they still would've lost it because that's a bullshit trademark

$2,000,000 per trademark per product type

Holy shit.

So you've 3d printed 2 different Space Marine products that's a flat $4,000,000. And that's not counting the litigation fees.

DB could barely scramble together $700,000 with their Kickstarter. Even if DB was successful in court the legal bills would ruin them. They'd would have to be really retarded to try to fuck with Games Workshop. Don't poke the bear.

No.

The trademark was verified at some point. Marvel and DC allowed the term "super hero" to be used to the point to where it became a generic. At that point it becomes difficult to enforce.

But if Marvel and DC's legal teams had been militant about defending it they'd likely win the case against...Superbabies? What Marvel and DC lost their super hero trademark to this B movie? That's embarrassing.

I've heard similar arguments for stands

Listen carefully.

The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on Anon Babble—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.

Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.

You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.

I think the whole system needs to be discarded.

They should’ve made that a stretch goal

Give us ten million dollars and we’ll make an episode of death battle where Goku beats Superman

The difference with a Stand is that you need to use it. When you're in the mere presence of a Reiatsu user you either become incapacitated or you die.

Starrk killed Hollows (who have a lot more Reiatsu than humans) simply by being close to them. He didn't have to raise a finger, they just died like canaries in coal mines.

What the fuck is Goku, Superman, the Hulk, etc. (who have no more Reiatsu than your average human) gonna do? They're gonna die, that's what they're going to do. Their souls will be blown out of their corpses like candle lights in a hurricane.

BleachKEK

GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU

There will be Goku vs Superman 4 whenever they need more money

Death Battle is a ragebait show

You'll get Superman vs Goku until DB gets it right.

Disingenuous Seething Shitku tard still pushing for an inevitable 4-0

kek

tranny fantasy image

gokufags are mentally ill

Goku would die without verse equalization. It's not even a debate.

No one actually likes superman
they just think they do cuz they think supes = all superheroes

when the superman movie flops and the next dragon ball movie thrives it will be the true victory

They make like composite goku fight like DCEU or Injustice supes

And still lose, kek.

oh theyd do that for the ragebait views

El Padre del Shonen.....I kneel.

Spirit Bomb or Hakai

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Daima is just GT and ssj10 Gohan is retarded

Listen to this carefully

they write their schizo babble spam

Imagine Death Battle appearing in court for making Goku lose again

thatd be hilarious.
also youtube denies em fair use just this one time so toei can sue em on top of it all

No one actually likes superman, they just think they do cuz they think supes = all superheroes , when the superman movie flops and the next dragon ball movie thrives it will be the true victory

You are delusional, the latest goku movie (ironic since it's called super hero) flopped hard, only making 86 million. Even the latest one piece movie breached 200 million.
Superman movies make around 600 million in comparison. This new one will btfo Dragon Ball without even trying.

how much did it cost to make superhero compared to its gains

How fucking hard the dceu got canned if superman is so beloved

how if super FAGGOT is so beloved they made him evil in injustice and KTJL why did the great and great superman FAIL to save multiversus while DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO WAS IN THE TOP 10 SOLD GAMES OF 2024

KILL YOURSELF
AND FUCK SUPERMAN

goku tard melty

kek

my unending hatred for superman vs my unending hatred for death battle having money to make shit episodes with

melty

Alucard vs Arcueid should happen

I like the idea of Superman, and the character in general, but only when he's written well. And because of his almost infallible, boy scout nature, he's not very easy to write intelligently and realistically. He can either be truly inspirational when done right, or an insufferable square.
Someone like Batman is easier to write in that regard, and often times more interesting as a hero.

Everyone hates Dragon ball sharting zero, even dragon ball fans. They all feel ripped off from sparking after false hype that didn't deliver, kek

melty

Alucard vs Arcueid should happen

No they have no Reiatsu. If you want no verse equalization then they could not be affected.

the hero that ruined comics

vs

the show that ruined vs debates

considering how GvS1 and 2 happened, this may be a chicken and the egg type scenario

What are you on about Superman has not even had an animated movie in theaters.

If you're talking about Live Action, then that's a completely different thing.

And $600M in the box office is a failure if the movie budget alone is $368M, and probably $200M in marketing as well.

Let me put it in simpler terms for you.

If I create a product for $100 and I make $200 off it then that's a success.

If you create a product for $9,000 and make $6,000 off it then that's a failure.

The fact that $6,000 is more than $200 doesn't mean shit in this context. Because I made money and you lost it.

This is why DC is passed around like a used hooker to AT&T, Discovery, and in November we know who DC's new pimp will be. While DBZ is a treasured gem.

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And to that end, I'll add that I understand the preference some people have in Goku over Superman. He's more morally ambiguous and relatable, despite being quite similar to Superman in many ways. Goku has a different issue that isn't as present with Superman (although it has still been an issue sometimes), and it's that he can be quite infantile and just plain stupid. Vegeta is on the complete opposite of the spectrum, where he comes across as an ass a lot of the time.
Hence why I prefer Piccolo to Goku the same way I prefer Batman to Superman. They're more mature in most of their issues and have a more objective view on the world, even if it may seem pessimistic at times. Goku and Superman are occasionally optimistic to a fault, not to mention naive.

If they have no Reiatsu they die immediately. The only protection against Reiatsu is Reiatsu.

tbf i am sure some shitfuck cinema in mexico or somewhere showed Justice League Dark for a couple days

THE MOVIE WHERE SUPERMAN LOSES AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO LOSE WITH HIS RETARDED PLAN

Which fanbois are more butthurt at Deathbattle, Benfags or Gokufags?

I haven't even heard of "Justice League Dark" and it sounds fucking retarded if you ask me. But that's what DC is. It's a dirty hooker that gets passed off to blow the next old guy in the room.

If you're talking about Live Action, then that's a completely different thing.

Moving the goalposts

On what grounds?
Sounds like your trying to dodge Superman btfo DBZ in results. Cowardly display.

I thought bleach's greatest destructive feat was a Hill?

Xitter soniggers

Which fanboys are more butthurt over [fanfiction]

No one gives a shit bro.

Goku vs Superman was settled before DB was even conceived of.

On what grounds?

That they're different mediums with different budgets meant to cater to different audiences.

Suppress your autism, seriously bro.

Gokope

DBZ live action didn't even breach 60m. Stop coping. DC > DB in movie profitability.

Well it was fun, but it doesn't have as much longevity as the other Dragon Ball fighting games because there's no good grindable content.

Goku vs Superman was settled before DB was even conceived of.

>>No one gives a shit bro

1 writer in a forgotten pamphlet that no one read that wanted to bring in some shonen fans vs hundreds of actual dc writers that aren't on shonen autism vs millions of death battle views

Warner went fucking bankrupt and had to be sold twice in the last 5 years. DC is more of a disaster than even Dragonball Evolution.

Goku is more hope than superman
he worked for his power since young born as a shit tier
Helps the ones in need as a civilian and friend rather than world police
described as someone you can rely on no mattet what instead of just a plot device

Superman is shit hope that just makes humans rely on him and lol sun to solve their lives

Dude I'm not using groomino. From my admittedly limited knowledge of bleach Reiatsu sounds like Ki from DBZ.

Goku got the entire planet killed multiple times, Superman doesn't have magic balls that can revive on a whim because he isn't a dumbass like Goku, he's an actual hero.

No. They have none of the spiritual qualities that align with those of the Bleach setting. It could only interact with them so much as Reiatsu interacts with physical objects.

Reiatsu means Spiritual Pressure, and it's the aura passively radiated by souls.

Souls with powerful Reiatsu will destroy souls with lesser Reiatsu.

It's an omnipresent aura of spiritual genocide. And the only way to resist it is with Reiatsu.

So when you admit that "he doesn't have Reiatsu" then the debate is settled. "He" whoever he is will die simply by being in the presence of a Reiatsu user.

This is literally WHY verse equalization was created. Because even low-tier Hollows were soloing DBZ, Marvel Earth, DC Earth, and all of these other verses. And people got upset and created this rule to make the fights "more fair"

OK, folks. What is Kyle's swank gonna look like?

Presumably chainscaling out the ass.

Chainscaling is such a shitty concept because you can go as high as you want with it. Could make a snail chainscale to God if you wanted.

Putting stock in DC ""writers""

Kek

Batman > Catwoman >> 3 Flashes

Itll basically be Simon VS the entirety of the lantern corps including Hal Simon still wins

They're going to use this page to show Kyle is stronger than all the emotional entities (the previous page explains that he couldn't fight them at all and needed to let them balance out with each other).

Then they'll scale him above characters the entities have fought or scale to like Spectre, Superboy Prime, Mxyzptlk, Anti Monitor, Batkek, Dr. Manhattan, etc. Basically the whole verse's cosmology. Then we'll get that one DC cosmology page and some 40 year old scan about how DC universes have 10 trillion dimensions and one DC atom is stronger than fiction.

Also Kyle will do every single thing Lanterns have ever done, every single thing the emotional entities have done (including the omnipotence/omnipresence/time control Parallax and Ion did back in the 90s before their nerfs) and then some.
The less they focus on Kyle's actual feats the better.

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FUARK, this means Spider-man is stronger than DC since he rapes Bat-man

seething BITCH

As expected of you.

This is DB we are talking about, you do know that, right?

As expected of you.

Ain't my movie that's about to flop bro.

Even with match 10 speeds Shigaraki would solo JJK, not to mention that Fodder Kaisen caps at Mach 3 anyways

Kill yourself listtroon.

I think chainscaling only works in series where there is a consistent amount of power escalation. Even then you can only really justify one or two extra degrees of separation compared to direct scaling.

They'll chain scale like mad to look fancy but I think for this fight it'll ultimately come down to making them both set at immeasurable speed+power and shit and saying its a swiss army knife vs a hammer (drill) that no sells all the tricks the SAK has. Then it comes down to weaknesses and willpower which Simon takes because the lantern powers come with too many potential limits and weaknesses comparatively.

That or they do what they insinuated in the podcast awhile back and it becomes dimensional autism and how DC views itself conceptually which ends up fucking itself

listtroon SEETHING

What a fucking useless BITCH LMAO
The only funny thing about this tard is xhe always, ALWAYS loses. So everyone prepare for the clown show this faggot will hit us with in two weeks. Remember Silver vs Trunks where xhe lost xir shit entirely and tried to impersonate the tripfag? Expect more similar retarded antics kek

no Hal

Yep.

a gallery of KINGtos's GAPE victims

I'll never get anyone who says that One Piece characters are Planet busters because there's no fucking way any of them are beating Nappa, let alone Bejita.
They're Country/Continent level at best.

The hell is this line up?

Everybody with more than two brain cells expects Kyle to win, retard

Like father like son

Marche (Final Fantasy Tactics Advance) vs Verso (Clair Obscur: Expedition 33)

CONCUBINEku thinks he can stand next to the KING

Gentlemen...

How did we reach this point?

no that's just Listtroon who was confirmed to be a non-Gokubro

It's 15 years too late for DS anyway.

Empy vs Darsh is too hype for Death Battle

He got a new adaptation 3 years ago

That includes myself, you illiterate moron.

The Kylefaggot is a schizo.

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One Piece world is actually huge. The upper levels of One Piece could definitely take on Manga Bejita and Nappa. They'd also speed blitz the saiyans pretty hard.

Optimus Prime

not Rodimus Prime who actually has similarities to Simon

whoever made this is a faggot also Rodimus wins

the elements? Inspected.

Try to make it less obvious, retard.

Forgot image

One Piece world is actually huge.

do you have any actual proof of this or are you just gonna use calcs of oda's inconsistent sizes and that one page of the planet with five moons (said five moons that are never brought up again) as evidence

I'm not s schizo y-yo-you just cheated!!!1

Uh-huh.

Most places seem to be leaning more to Simon actually

I-I'm sorry GODku, p-please spare me...my manager says you c-can eat all you want f-for free...don't w-worry, it's all c-coming out of my w-wage so eat up...

The upper levels of One Piece could definitely take on Manga Bejita and Nappa. They'd also speed blitz the saiyans pretty hard.

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Space God vs space cop.

The fact that this is even a debate is kind of baffling desu.

Pretty much how Death Battle evidence works yeah. Sun disk anyone? One Piece world is huge and their planet busters scale higher than earth planet busters.

Post Luffy destroying a planet.

Buh-buh

Post you losing your virginity.

I CAN'T...

Has no actual proof of Luffy being a Planet buster

Can only insist that he is because One Piece is "just bigger, trust me"

You weren't supposed to ask that...

For the anon in the last thread that didn't get to see it

Luffysisters... they're onto us... call in a Discord emergency meeting, ASAP...

Luffy scales to characters who are stated to be able to destoy one piece world which dwarves planets like Jupiter and Saturn. That feat alone puts luffys above the Manga saiyans. You then have stuff like base luffy dodging light and having other light speed feats unlike the Manga saiyans.

Post Superman vidya sales.

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I.....CANNOT.......

all this cope

Here's your planetary Luffy bro

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Luffy scales to characters who are stated to be able to destoy one piece world which dwarves planets like Jupiter and Saturn. That feat alone puts luffys above the Manga saiyans.

are stated to

feat

BejitaCHADS... KILL...

pixel scaling

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Thanks, anon. Nice work.

Post someone in Juan Piss doing this.

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Post literally anyone in One Piece destroying a planet

I FUARKING CAN'T OKAY! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR???

I AM INCAPABLE...

Luffy is powered by Toonforce so he just renders Goku's attacks ineffective on him. Since DB operates under the logic of Toonforce>all, by their rules Luffy would beat Goku in a Death Battle and you know it

Give the man who embarrassed Sasuke a match up.

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Luffy can beat Goku because he has "Toonforce" and Goku doe-

BOOM.

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Post Luffy doing anything on the level of Scooby, Popeye, or Courage.

It is a planet with multiple moons, one of which has it's own satellite so it'd have to be pretty big

Gives you memories of the Holocaust

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Wish they did this instead of Yoda vs Mickey.

Okay, post the Manga panel of this happening.

Post One Piece Earth being shown to have multiple moons.
Clover's globe does not count.

Who is the strongest character Catwoman can take out with Tom King writing?

I wish it was easier to more earnestly engage in discussion without it turning into

who can be more obnoxious

Like I know that's very wishful thinking but man

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What is a Holocaust?

the globe of one of the greatest minds in the world who was respected by the greatest scientist doesn't count because....it just doesn't ok?!?

A single xianxia continent is bigger than the one piece planet by almost a hundred times, btw.
"Perhaps, if Yang Qi went further down, he might find an immortal's mansion grotto that had things worth taking. But right now he was primarily focused on cultivation, and this seemed the perfect place to work with the Chartreuse Sovereign God Armor, the Protomammoth Flag, and the megamammoth quintessence-blood.

This layer of gold was part of a large vein that stretched roughly fifty million kilometers from end to end and was about a hundred million kilometers thick.

Although those numbers might seem huge, in the immortal world they were not particularly impressive. After all, the depth of the lands in the immortal world were usually measured in light-years."

This is the same attack because Joker also suffered through the holocaust

Sometimes you get people that are more honest, like the people that were actually covering the information about Kyle's issues. Other times you get Cuckanon.

Genuinely what is the problem with it, obviously it isn't 100% consistent but the alternative is literally just handbaling calcs (which operates on the same way cals do, except without any of the actual maths).

Considering how Goku reacted to Black saying he killed Chi-Chi and Goten, even though Goku has no idea what the Holocaust is, he would not react well to memories of it being shoved inside of him.

That Hitler guy must have been pretty strong. I'm itching to fight him!

Rock level Goku DBtards...he's onto us...

The difference is that Superman has had good live action movies and Goku never will.

Goku would job to Xavier mixups and broken grab, btw.

Wood is the true winner!

Propane easily. I like to actually taste the meat I'm eating and not the material I used to cook it.

Charcoalfags get the fuck out!!!!

Because artists don't draw the art in their series to scale and it's the most hilarious and most brainrot form of powerscaling to ever be taken seriously.

Only poor people cook with charcoal and it's only because they see the short term low price as saving money when they dont realize a good propane grill is actually cheaper in the long run. Propane is actually quite the miracle gas and has many applications that can save you money in the long term.

I prefer propane. Charcoal smoke always makes me feel sick. Memes aside i like how clean propane is. Always makes everything smell like cooked meat and not smoke. I get that some people like that though. I can't knock em.

Charcoal is a meme fuel. Most normal people just use propane.

I think we need to divorce ourselves from doing calcs in general. Even the best case scenarios would still be problematic, since fictional worlds are a poor simulacra for physics models.

Why didn't Kingtos save Greece when the Ottoman Empire took over?

Starts with a J and ends in a W

Looks like a lot of people here don't know how to grill with charcoal.

Charcoal makes it taste better, especially if you use the right kind of charcoal, and you properly get the ember to settle.

If you use propane you might as well throw whatever you're doing in the oven.

He was busy christianizing Scandinavia by killing the Nordic Gods.

It's not the calcs that are the problem, it's the people doing the calcs cherry picking evidence and pulling numbers out of their asses to make their favorite character seem faster and more powerful than he actually is.

But doesn't that apply to all feats? By that logic you don't use feats because they aren't realistic.

I Guarantee most authors don't think about the energy to affect clouds.

Gojo sent her to the blacked dimension btw.

Most authors, especially of the shonentard variety, just do things because they look cool.

Every loser of Death Battle fights in a free for all for a chance for revival and a new match. Who wins?.

Nah, calcs gives proper context to the power behind feats. In this case, it prevented wank and points out it takes much less energy than expected to send a small object into space since gravity drop off can assist its ascent

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This fight was so shit and boring. Csm and jjk are just not good series for deathbattle

Probably Unicron or Chaos Horse if taken to his actual wanked extreme

All that smoke messed up your brain.

Ciri vs Lucina
who wins?

the DBD anniversary stream is so fucking lame. What the fuck is the point of the casting of frank stone now?

wasn't he losing to gay old men and needed a robot to kill himself in order to flee from them?

also Rodimus wins

Maybe that's why he didn't put him in the image full of characters Simon beats.

Yuji would be good for Death Battle if they mostly focus on his hand to hand skills, but I don't anyone outside Torrian that would give him the Choregraphy he deserves. Meanwhile other JJK characters have the Hunter x Hunter problem where their powers involve conditions and WORDS WORDS WORDS. Toji and Maki would also be good because they're UNGA BUNGA characters.

Correct. His "toonforce" power also ran out just from being stalled by a guy made out of light

Goku or Unicron

Goku

Gets Penance Stared for causing the Tournmanet of Power. If it's GT Goku, he gets penance stared for misuing the Dragon Balls and causingthe Shadow Dragons. Grandpa Gohan's Death would affect both. But yeah, Unicron probably wins.

Sonic

"Time, huh.. thanks for-

"FIRING PROBABILITY MISSILES NOW"

Going by how they're actually represented in game? Idk

Fan wank tho? Multiversal Lucina wins even though her setting is stuck in the medieval times. I'm pretty sure a shotgun at point blank range would end her too but whatever.

my verse's aura has no limits

Does this mean any S Class demon from YYH insta kills the bleach verse merely by existing? Because it's said their demon energy (yoki) is passively planet level and even ignores hax from people with less yoki.

Yep! That was me alright! Hihi, thanks for the reminder skullhead! I should do it all again!

Anime would be better collectively if Dragon Ball never existed.

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HOLY TRVTHKE

The main problem is that Yuji is just kind of boring and none of his matchups are that interesting
They'll probably just use Sukuna and that's it

u? mad.

Ciri is for Emily Kaldwin

Who would be a good fight for Sensui?

HIYA MR. KRATOS!

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I think calcs are fine if they make sense in universe and are in line with the verse and the character's usual feats. Like, someone calcs a character at 1 billion times the speed of light, while most other characters are jobbig to hypersonic speeds. But maybe one guys calcs a feat at generating enough energy to destroy a country, but it's in line since characters regularly destroy massive amounts of land during fights.

Well no, I think feats need to be taken at face value rather than invoking a ton of math and physics for situations where we just can't have full or even partial understanding of the conditions.

As is if a Viltrumite WEAKLING could last more than two seconds in melee combat with a CHADyians

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Loses to Old Man Yamamoto (Bankai is the heat of sun in Fahrenheit), and the Royal Guard( they're not allowed to use Full Power because it would cause destruction of the three worlds).

Swank Kyle is the strongest thing in fiction...

Didn't Old Man Yamamoto make the Mario Brothers series?

Did super heroes and daima flop

Muzan vs Sukuna

Muzan's more simple

Sukuna's Domain plus Curse Energy explanation is a bunch of WORDS WORDS WORDS with a bunch of black notes on the screen

Gets worse when they talk about Bounding Vows and Ten Shadows

this makes Kratos shit himself

CHADzan speed blitzes and rips Mach3kuna's head off

Presented without comment.

I'm schizophrenic
I'm not schizophrenic
There's tens of me but I swear we're not schizophrenic

I'm schizophrenic
I'm not schizophrenic
There's tens of me but I swear we're not schizophrenic,
maybe

I think Doctor Doom vs Nasuverse Gilgamesh will happen. Gil will be wanked to high heavens, and even get Origin shit from Fate/Extra CCC, and still lose.

Woah I didn't know Superman lifted enemies to death

P-PHYSICAL STRENGTH DOESN'T MATTER WHEN I POST RETARDED GIFS OF VEGETA MANHANDLING MARK BECAUSE...BECAUSE...AAAIIIEEEEEE

500,000 tons

psi in the size of a small key can barely crack some ice

Reminder Superman has a precedent of lying to Lois because she’ll believe anything he says

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They could potentially wank Gil as being the strongest servant during FSN and argue that puts him above servants like Abigail who has outerversal shit since she's a manifestation of Yog-Sothoth.
No way they like Fate enough to do that though.

Can you show me a scan of Superman lifting Zod or Doomsday so hard it kills them? Seems like such a relevant advantage in a fight.

Thematically, Suguru Geto

Oh yeah Clark? Now guess how many beans Hulk can eat.

Why would being the strongest in FSN mean he's above Abigail when she has nothing to do with FSN?

Goku vs Superman time loop conversation

Even if the mainline Superman has a canon crossover with DBZ and Supes was jobbing to low level no name Frieza Force goons, Goku got a new form that was a trillion times stronger than everything in DC combined, Goku learned how to hop out of the manga and into the real world to rewrite the script, and Superman looked into the camera and said "Goku will always be stronger than me", Death Battle would still say Superman is stronger in GVS4

GOKU WILL WIN THIS TIME, SURELY

Superman lifts Goku into space where he dies from being unable to breathe

Funny

Who is a character that's weak physically, but wins because of literal plot hax.

That's my point in a line of reasoning they'd have to use to really wank him up if they wanted to give him the win since it's a point Gilfags still use to this day to claim he's still the strongest

Holy fuark…base humans in DC are Darkseid-level…

Kyle

Ah yeah. I'm sure that'd work.

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Off the top of my head? Kermit the Frog.

If you don't have Reiatsu then there is no 'weaker spiritual force' to take the impact. There's no medium for interaction

Do you want to go full retard? then dude, since Matter cannot enter Soul Society, we must conclude that Soul Particules have a repeling Force against Matter at minimum.

Reminder that Batman stole equations that could end all of physics.

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saw a post along the lines of "tusk act 4 prying gojos infinity open like a tin can"
tusk is so stupidly broken as a hax that not even johnny is immune to it. kek

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And he kept them around...

So at the moment he is the most powerful League member.

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So Spider-Man could solo the entire League?

Spider-man tanked the energies of a star. So maybe?

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real superman fans are intelligent.
they wouldn't be caught dead in a power-scaling thread.

BUT WHAT IF GOKU-

He won't

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The CANON ending btw

...on opposite day.

saved this once on a whim.
I don't know that much about watchmen.
tell me what you think of this anons.
At first I was assuming it was a total wash for harry, but if you take into account all the feats possible with max stats in the game then the playing field seems a bit more fair.
what's the outcome?

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Because it's said their demon energy (yoki) is passively planet level

by novels, shinigami are star level

... which is today

DCEU failed hard though and Warnerbros is placing DC's entire existence to another predictable flop. Marvel always wins. The mouse should outright take over DC away from warnerkeks.

And yet the joker is still alive

how I know doomguy would win:

I can picture doomguy winning against le aliens in halo.

I can't picture John winning against the entirety of literal hell.

Dio's leg was sliced by a piece of glass and yet swank believes his body can withstand 1500 mftl and thus win against 80% of fictional characters

They entered way too late into the live action universe. There will never be another first time huge success like Iron Man.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! I'm so fucking HORNY!! I need to have SEX right FUCKing NOW!!!!!!!!

glass cannon hax.
timestop is a pretty nuts power even in the hands of a normal human, much more with a med-slow regenerative vampire.

hal get out of the playground NOW!

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Then how come jack losf against rachet?

True delulu

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...which is why you posted Chief winning today and not when the episode came out.

He didn't punch the timeline, it was all metaphorical. Please read the comic.

Hal is a chump. If Yhwach was in Zero Hour, He would not have struggled with making a new multiverse

if superman full-nelson'd goku or began choking him goku could do literally nothing to escape

Clark should be wakuwaku like Goku and always fight stronger opponents and push himself to his limits with his torquasm rao.
Really, He doesn't need batkek or the jobber league.

I'm not saying dio isn't vulnerable.
he just wins from regular hax and not plot hax.

If superman cannot kill some random mentally ill human clown then how do you expect him to beat the other 2?

Superman (Boundless) should just delete the emotional spectrum. Lanterns are lame.

Gojokek is a BBsissy

KWAB

clark fights something strong all the time.
the evil that comes from apathy and cynicism.
when you are one of the strongest standard characters in your verse, the hardest battles are the ones you fight mentally and philosophically.

Racist and doesn't exist

Lee got a match up and lost pathetically against sanji

>Sukuna's Domain plus Curse Energy explanation is a bunch of WORDS WORDS WORDS with a bunch of black notes on the screen

Sukuna's powers are just "cuts shit lol". They're the easiest shit to understand, what are you talking about?

The joker would just stop him

Simon >>>>>>>>>>>>> DCverse >> Perpetua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Superman

The average shonentard is functionally illiterate.

they tried to copyright concepts like Elf, Dwarf, and Space Marine they are literally one of the worst companies legally to deal with next to WB and Nintendo, they are literal shitheads

He can kill him. He just chooses not to. That's what makes him Superman.

Anon, we already have Injustice. Also the Justice Lords killed or Lobotomized all their villains.

you see joker that was the fifth orphanage you blew up this week but if I kill you I will just be like you

this is true

Superman is equal to bugs and beyong the overvoid in the meta fiction verse/writers room of dc. He wouldn't even notice Simon and his presence would crush himm

Bugs would die. Supes would die. The Overvoid would die. Row row motherfucker.

I don't think you understand what "Verse equalization" actually means.
Across multiple fictional worlds a lot of energy sources and powers can still work on different settings without the need to be equalized.
Jojo is a good example of this. What is a stand? It's a spiritual manifestation of someone's fighting spirit, that's it. Meaning that since Stands are spiritual beings characters that can see and interact with spirits can interact and see stands.
A character from persona being able to see stands is not "verse equalization" because they have the ability to see spiritual beings.
Verse equalization would be something like "If we equalize Personas and Stands then the stand Arrow could give any Persona a Requiem"
Or for another easier example: Arguing that Gojo is a citizen of Makima's Japan is verse equalization.
But saying that non JJK characters can still be affected by attacks that require the target to have cursed energy is not verse equalization because Cursed Energy is just spiritual energy that comes from negative emotions. If a character has negative emotions they would naturally have such thing. Now if I (for example) tried to argue that Makima could use her cursed energy to heal like Curses do on JJK or to learn domain amplification that would be Verse equalization

Reiatsu is just a passive spiritual attack all characters in bleach have. Anyone who's able to endure spiritual attacks to their souls would be able to resist it without much issues as long as they are as powerful or more than the Bleach character they are facing

Kyle's gonna die

Blame the cops and the goverment for letting shit like this happen, Superman ain't a policeman or a soilder.

Simon would die, his verse is so weak even gundamn can surpass.it.

Fixed

To be fair they'd also give him Ten Shadows and Mahoraga too. But even that's just "he can summon some animals" and "adapts to shit"

Who's stronger Swank'd Kyle or Kratos?
Keep in mind that this Kyle has the power of every lantern to ever exist, can change a planck length to a centimeter, is fully in control of the spectrum, is as powerful as every DC character combined, and by that logic is also stronger than anyone DC character has won against in a death battle, is in a universe that has infinity plus 1 layers and he can rewrite the laws of the universe at will, can out will Simon without even trying can make a much bigger than fiction itself and he's always surrounded by a bubble that you can't break no matter what

Jojo is a good example of this. What is a stand? It's a spiritual manifestation of someone's fighting spirit, that's it. Meaning that since Stands are spiritual beings characters that can see and interact with spirits can interact and see stands.

It's rather specific in the verse that only stand users can see other stands

you see joker I am effectively omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient from your POV, but I can't kill you because that's the job of the corrupt bureaucracy

Their Fanfic Kratos wasn't even stronger that Spawn what do you think?

Kratos is the better character and that's what matter

I like how you assume that any of those characters coming from other universes have to conform to bleach's universes rules or that the native energies from their existence can't interact with reiatsu as at all

the big flaw Manga's have is their concept of energy usually comes from a variant of ancient chinese Daoism or Qi in that it is usually a single universal force (a concept most ancient cultures had) however the universe is more complex than that for example the 4 fundamental forces (electro magnetism, gravity, strong and weak particle forces) each separate but capable of interacting with each other to say well they don't have one thing so obviously they have no defense is moot otherwise certain fights would just be over instantly

Can out will Simon

lmao

isn't Bugs' whole schtick being a trickster and dealing with assholes who instigate him first. he doesn't do shit unless he has a valid reason. so if Bugs saw Goku getting his ass beat seven ways from Sunday by Clark he'd say "Nyeeeeh sorry not my problem, doc"

loses all his powers from being a cuck

Yes.

Kratos is the stronger and better and wiser character and that's what matters

Somebody better reply to me RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I'm entitled to (you)'s!

Cuckfag trying to peek his head out of the shit holes again

Will Kyle vs Simon's track be able to surpass Emerald Heroes?

What's wrong with your Jynx, anon?

Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not talking about CANON Kyle. This is a different guy

Okay. Harry wins with pure schizo power. Also did you see that roundhouse he can land? Sent that huge guy spinning in the air.

forgot pic. FUCK

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The only Kratos that lost to Spawn was season 1 Kratos doe. TRVE Kratos who destroyed cucksurajeet is infinitely fast, powerful, and a better man than Kyle, and a better man than anyone who's ever fought in DB.
And because his sword has vague energy draining powers or something or whatever that means he could absorb the entire Lantern energy spectrum and potentially the entire DC multiverse. Just because we've never seen the sword do anything like that doesn't mean that it couldn't.

Can't wait for this to be animated with some insane kinetic energy of the ejected rocks so Invincible downplay can stop

What is stopping the justice league from doing pic related?

Just because we've never seen the sword do anything like that doesn't mean that it couldn't.

When they made this argument, you just know they were fucking desperate for justification.

And it would still be sub-Planetary.

muh bugs

Watch Space Jam

The whole thing just reeked of desperation. You could tell they knew giving it to Kratos was top caliber bullshit but they needed to appease the crowd that funded em

converted to Islam

I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he wasTEACHINGAsura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

I wish I could just get them to answer one question:
If you believe Kratos is that strong, fast, etc, then why isn't it demonstrated in the storyboard and animation you approved?

Here is Kratos moving faster than speed itself.

however the universe is more complex than that for example the 4 fundamental forces

that doesn't apply to bleach
first off, the original verse is based on fundamental interaction between reishi particles and "Distortion" pic related
THEN the Shinigami along with the Soul King divided the verse and created our universe with their 4 fundamental forces.

other universes have to conform to bleach's universes rules

this is true because Bleach's normal universe (made of matter) conforms with soul society (universe made of reishi) and, well, the Soul King.

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Why doesn't Clark just ask Darkseid to Hakai Joker from existence instead of just killing him?

I don't think either Omni-man episode covered his full story, so does that mean they'll eventually do a 3rd Omni-man episode?

This pasta? Stale and flavorless

3rd Omni-man episode before 1 One Piece episode.

that would be funny

Maybe, there isn't much more he does later in the story. I think he's been at his peak since the beginning of the story. Just depends on the match up is against.

Alright, Who wins?
Emily Kaldwin vs Ciri?

1 One Piece episode

Ace, Zoro, and Sanji have episodes.

They've already used his absolute best possible feats wank included so there's not much more they could do that wouldn't be retreading what they've already done

They do it to finally give Vader a win.

Name one character closer to omnipotence than Kratos.

Trick question, you can't.

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with Luffy
didn't they say they are waiting fir the nanga to be finished or something?

Not sure but I'd believe it. Might as well wait since we're at the last saga

then what about the realm of the mind/dream, the magical realms, the realm of shadows which is separate from the realm of the dead, the various religious afterlifes where people have power from other gods not defined by the soul kings machinations, the soul king create 3 realms in bleach, there are no equivalent in bleach

TICK TOCK NARUTOKEKS

The "omnipotence" in question.

GODtos is as far from omnipotence as you can get.

It's just that EMPERORtos is further above omnipotence than all of fiction is below it.

It’s because they know deep down they can’t show Kratos doing cosmic shit like Asura did or else people, like sane GOWfags, will be really put off. Imagine if they went full retardkino and made Kratos grow bigger than a planet and pulled out a BoO just as big. Imagine if he and Asura boxed and fought in space, Kratos has shown no explicit indication of even breathing in space like Asura nor could he fly in space. It’s also likely the reason why they nerfed Asura’s destructor form to match the average GOW Titan size and specifically put Kratos on a piece of rock he could move around (and later jump from). If Asura, size scaled correctly, punched Kratos like he did in the fight, Kratos wouldn’t even register as a speck of pixel compared to Asura’s fist, just like how Asura was in comparison to Wyzen’s finger. It’d look ridiculous. They can’t have Kratos do insane lightning fast combos like Asura did when he fought Augus because he’s never shown to fight at that level. GOW’s fighting is way more grounded and slower-paced than AW, they know this so they can’t show it. They just use their wank and make Kratos a tank and one shot every one of Asura’s form, which made for a boring fight but they had no other choice otherwise it’d look insane to the average viewer to see Kratos doing more than his game actually shows.

this is why i hate the joker, "zomg he's resistant to mental stuff because he's KUH-RAY-ZEE"

-ACK!

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Ah but you forget, crossover composite chainscaling maximum Omni-Man still has not been invoked.

didn't they say they are waiting fir the nanga to be finished or something?

Yes. Though Deku would still lose, his fans were furious because Deku never got used as his peak since at the time, MHA was stll going. Also Asta's manga is also unfinished, so we never saw his peak either. Kinda like DBS airing after Goku vs Superman 2 was rushed out.

now you're getting it

My favorite.

KWAB

Even Batman himself can be wanked to have telepathic resistance, to the point he created a back up personality just in case.

Is it wank when it's the writers themselves doing the wanking?

CANON!
asurakek scat fanfiction

Yes.

In DC the joker is the alpha and omega. In marvel, he's just another crazy man in a clown suit

I used to think this was stupid but it makes way more sense with this in mind

ENTER
Classic vidya villains

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so stupid lmfao. "he's so KUH-RAY-ZEEE"

All I see are WINNERS... and ganondorf.

Omnivastance (from Hindu Language : Omni Vastance : "anything beyond Omnipotence ") is the only almighty true power that is outside of all power system as well as beyond Omnipotence

Principles of Omnivastance

Absolutely Everything/Infinite; Omnivastance is the very act of doing absolutely everything independently . It is beyond All Power Systems and creating new kind of concepts, which is beyond All Power Systems.

To give an illustration, omnivastance is the description of everything, including every possible, impossible, beyond notions of infinity.

Joker has seen manmade horrors beyond their comprehension. Like the brutal masturbation machine

I don't know lore for both, from what I remember in the games, Ciri can just teleport and is good with swords. Emily can create doppelgangers or herself, and had a dash-like ability, somewhat similar to Ciri's, though I think Ciri's is instant and more like a teleport, while Emily does physically move through space. Emily's most powerful ability is probably the linking one, he can link several people and if one of them suffers any sort of physical damage, everyone linked suffers the same, this includes death. So Emily could create a doppelganger of herself, link it to Ciri, and kill the doppelganger, which would then kill Ciri. If you want to count Emily's new game plus abilities, she gets Corvo's abilities, which includes fucking time stop. Maybe Ciri has more in the games or books, I don't remember/know.

Bowser victimizer

Ganon victimizer

Vergil victimizer

the realm of shadows

this is what Yhwach uses for his wandenreich. they created reishi constructs inside of them and can interact with The Royal Palace within the Shadows (Urahara himself required the use of reiatsu and "litters" of Distortion to even open a portal to the Palace)
so they should conform, exceptions are the realms caused by multiple universes (like Yugioh's)

then what about the realm of the mind/dream

Isn't the inner world of each shinigami a mind realm of its own?
because of its evolution (universe > matter > brain > mind/brain) they should conform, exceptions are, again, realms caused by multiple universes

the magical realms

Burn the Witch. The West branch of Soul Society is made of witches and wizards that use Magic.

the various religious afterlifes where people have power from other gods not defined by the soul kings machinations

beings from a different afterlife are fine if they upscale the soul king(s) of their setting
in other words, beings from other verses are fine if they upscale the soul king equivalent(s) of their setting.
for example, the soul king equivalent of DC is Perpetua so anyone that can take a hit from her shouldn't have an issue with Reiatsu

there are no equivalent in bleach

Bleach has Hell which is outside its cosmology. The best they could do is closing Hell's doors. so any realm and being that has been outside the main cosmology of a verse shouldn't have an issue with reiatsu.

If Vergil got a rematch he would easily stomp Seph

Sephiroth has absolutely benefitted more from recent material than Vergil has, his whole plot in the remakes is ascending to a level where he can merge timelines together and canonically the versions of Sephiroth you fight at the end are just fragments existing across multiple dimensions.

this, of course, doesn't take into account beings with BIG souls. i was taking on average and that would be only beings with average souls

what is the average soul power of a fodder shinigami? I dunno, many shinigami are enough to stop the flow of a multilayered time current

The Dangai is an isolated space which is surrounded by numerous stacked-up layers of time's current, resulting in it being a place where the density of time within it to be extremely high when compared to other exterior dimensions. To be precise it is over 2,000 times denser, meaning that when one hour passes in the outside worlds, an equivalent of 2,000 hours pass inside the Dangai

try scaling that with General Gravity

You know how Yamato could split man and demon? Sephiroth can just split worlds, so he just do what he did to Zack and send Vergil to a dying Gaia where Meteor hits.

No its not

Ciri's power is vague but she is implied to be the strongest thing in the setting bar maybe Gaunter. And because Death Battle is going to Death Battle that involves being much more powerful than people and creatures who create massive storms, or if you really want to wank, their own pocket dimensions.

Don't think Emily has a real rebuttal to that, but maybe DB wouldn't be retarded.

He respects superman more than his usually trickster nature. So no. Having bugs as your wingman is a automatic I win button

thinking illusion magic is that powerful

kyle's fucked isn't he

simon's fucked isn't he

Seph outscales anyone with auto buff manipulation and stat omnipotence he's fighting due to popularity powers. Vergil is doomed

Maybe but I don't think DB has the balls to make Vergil lose again with how popular he's gotten recently, it would be a spite rematch like Doom vs Chief

maybe
maybe

Illusion

reddit.com/r/FFVIIRemake/comments/1c36a0p/compilation_of_all_ff7_rebirth_ultimania/
Sephiroth's existence can actually transcend worlds and exist at the same time in multiple worlds. When Zack comes to help Cloud fight Sephiroth, they both exist in a moment where the two worlds join. Further, when Zack, Cloud, and the other party members all fight Sephiroth Reborn, though they are presumably existing in separate worlds, they are still fighting the same entity.

He respects superman

Scans?

Reddit

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I don't think DB has the balls

They had 3 Goku spite matches
They're getting ready to make Simon one of the hardest losses in DB history
Name one time in DB history they let someone win just because the fans would be annoying about it.

They're getting ready to make Simon one of the hardest losses in DB history

doubtful

Kratos vs Asura kek

The problem is that Doomshitters are faggots and have been crying for the past decade over the original Doom vs Chief match and have been seething at the mouth for a rematch that more or less everyone universally agrees Chief would lose with all the new Doom material.

Seph vs Vergil also has retards who cry over it but DMCfags outside of the few universal Dante believers just treat the Vergil hype for what it is, hype and TikTok shorts. And they fully respect that the guy who has one of the most famous attacks in all of vidya where he obliterates a solar system beats him.

He doesn't use feats

Battleboarding went to shit moment people started taking hyperbole and "lorescaling" at face value even though it goes against a character's consistent showings.

if the guy I like loses it's because they didn't want to make anyone mad!

Asura IS stronger than Kratos.

...In my twisted fantasies.

Wow... Simon wins, huh?

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I love GOW1-3 and the Kratos from those games is ten times a better and more compelling and cooler character than Asura. Asura's Wrath on its own comes from one of Capcom's most infamously Jewish projects and it's more of a moviegame than nu GOW, somehow.

It's still a case of someone who arguably can't even bust a city vs. someone who destroys planets
They were 100% pacifying Kratostards, its why they deliberately mischaracterized Asura and made him eat shit lol

Simon probably died a virgin. No way Nia let him hit.

That’s Yoko not Nia

Yoko cucked him with Kamina is Simon’s pathetic cuck fantasy while she’s moaning on Kamina-sama’s tongue

DMC5 Barely gives any feats

LOL VERGIL STOMPS SEPHIROTH NOW

Remake and Rebirth have been sucking Sephiroth's dick non stop, and he's only getting more powerful when the last game is done

Vergilkeks should stick to Sesshomaru.

god this really would have been better than all of their other matches
we should've gotten it instead of ryuko vs shadow, let her fight crona instead

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Don't you remember this Episode?

he's only getting more powerful when the last game is done

When the power of friendship of Zach, Aerith, and the time jannies teaming up together is just going to break down his low tier illusions

real scary

shounen and capeshit are dogshit

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Elfilis is for Necrozma.
Mewtwo is for Zoh Shia/Tetsuo.

....the cuck competition
...canonically

Sonic matches are boring when it’s all just the same superform shit
Just replace Metal Overlord with Super Shadow and it’s the same fight. He even had timestop just like Shadow does. There’s not a single difference between characters worth making a fight for

I thought his gimmick was shilling Vegeta.

Blame that on the series recycling the same “muh chaos emeroowds” plot 1000 times. It’s why Eggman vs Bowser was at least a little interesting cause he does other stuff than chaos emeralds

Pretty sure this was obvious to anyone with functioning eyes and brain.

…in my twisted fantasies.

One Piece is the best selling manga of all time

Three episodes of Death Battle

I'd accuse the creators of having a weird bias if the series didn't have two wins.

they want the series to complete. Why would you make an episode with Luffy when he could just get some crazy buff a week after the episode releases?

Mick Foley could beat Simon.

I know, I'm talking about Nia. Yoko never even saw Simon as a man, literally prefered going for discount Kamina than Simon, so she is not even part of the equation. Neither Simon, or Yoko or literally everyone else will forget Kamina cock.

...which the creators confirmed as canon!

That's true of quite literally any comic or long running shonen that they've featured on the show.

One Piece has like, fifty characters that can be used in a Death Battle. Characters with arcs that are already over. It doesn't have to be Luffy.

One Piece will one day end
Marvel/DC will always stick to a status quo. Characters won't really get any more powerful.

It's embarassing to admit, but... Simon humiliated me...

Thanks for the info Simon…

Former ‘Biggest cuck on the planet’ award holder…

Simon while reflecting on his cuckoldry addiction...

Marvel/DC will always stick to a status quo. Characters won't really get any more powerful.

Didn't Eddie Brock get a huge boost as King in Black? Also Classic Magneto compared to Modern Magneto were he controls the electromagnetic spectrum.

still mad

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Nia when she spends the entire series worshipping wannabe Kamina simon when she would prefer the REAL Kamina…

It really doesn't
Most of the major antagonists have no good matchups, the top tiers have barely any feats and no good matchups, and they've already done Zoro and Sanji
Ace vs Natsu is an awful matchup that made zero sense and the only reason they used a featless wonder like Ace to begin with was because Fairytailtroons got mad

I will always hate Kratos for defeating me, exposing me, and schooling me with his genius intelligence!

PsyMON can't be cucked because he murders his wifes. Nia? Died no more than 0.00001 milliseconds after the wedding. There was not a single second to cuck him. PsyMON didn't lend a single drop of spiral power. Yoko was spared because she wasn't his wife.

Asura/Superman/Simon/Thor…

and they've already done Zoro and Sanji

So? There's still seven non-Luffy Straw Hats left, then. And major antagonists only have no good matchups if you're just not creative, I guess. Like no one has lightning powers for Eneru to fight? Or any dragons for Kaido? Or string users for Doflamingo?

‘s laundry…

I can’t be a fan of Kratos because he is so manly and wise and mature that I cannot self-insert as him!
I need a childish powerfantasy that makes me feel better for my failings as a man in the real world! That’s why I’m always so mad at Kratos for being a KING!!!

Yeah dude I'm sure people are really chomping at the bit for, uhh....Brook vs....Nami vs....

Like no one has lightning powers for Eneru to fight? Or any dragons for Kaido? Or string users for Doflamingo

This is literally the thinking that gave Natsu vs Ace in the first place, the matchup should at least make some sense beyond "they have kind of similar powers". Does Enel vs Electro or Thor make any sense to you?

Simon/Superman/Asura/Thorbro…

.>Aokiji vs Esdeath

Big Mom vs Granny Goodness

Crocodile vs Gaara

Mihawk vs Castlevania Alucard

Just a few off the top of my head that'd make for good One Piece eps

KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

"Wow I could save Nia with my spiral power... but I decided to let her suffer after she denied pegging me while dressed up as Kamina aniki!! Waku Waku!! I can't wait to see her face when she feels as her existence vanishes!! In fact, I'll actually use my spiral power to speed up the process so she can die even faster, so that her death matches 0.000001 milliseconds after we finish our vows and we are declared husband and wife!! I'll inject her with 1 billion CCs of Spiral power directly through her mouth to guarantee it!! I'm so excited!!! That whore deserves it for disrespecting you, right Kamini aniki?"

Esdeath

No one cares about Akame ga Kill anymore.

the matchup should at least make some sense beyond "they have kind of similar powers"

You say that like it's literally ever stopped Death Battle before. They do that shit constantly. And you're right, they only bring the most popular of names to Death Battle like Excalibur, Alex Mercer, and Mikoto Misaka. Pretending like no one would want Straw Hat matchups is just you being disingenuous on purpose.

Simon said this.

lol logia

lol DC scaling

lol logia

ah yes all of mihawk's feats

There, summed it up for you

Mihawk

We'd really need to see what he's fully capable of first. I agree that characters like him or Shanks need to go all-out before they'd ever get a Death Battle episode.

…while Nia was getting dressed to marry Kamina in the afterlife

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THOSE BITCHES

Mercer vs Cole is a legacy matchup that has been asked for since forever...
And the other two were fucking awful and yes, made no sense and no one asked for them or watched them. You're using the example of the match where the dev literally paid to have their character win?

Yes, Enel vs Electro should happen.

Heavy Is The Head That Wears The Crown.

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FUARK!!

Jobs to Undertaker.

It was still against two literal whos that no one wanted from obscure series. Stop pretending like only the biggest names in media are put into Death Battle. Like you really think most people know about half the DC/Marvel characters they put in? No one knows who the fuck Iron Fist is, or Atom. Hell, we're getting another RWBY episode coming up. Determining a Death Battle exclusively through popularity is boring and retarded.

my FUARKING hero... KINGtos...

So Kratos wouldn't survive a trip to Suplex City

My fans (they exist?) kept asking for feats, KINGtos went above and beyond, I kneel

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It's pronounced "Sea-Mone" not "Psy-min"

KINGtos is such a BOUNDLESS BEAST that he can affect reality as well as solo all fiction

MY HERO!!!!

New thread

I have literally never laughed at this Kingtos meme

I watch in Japanese so SHE MOAN.

new thread

Brook vs Lord Raptor is pretty fun

You don't need to be the biggest name ever to be on the show, but you do need to have matchups that are thematically consistent that people want to see or you'll get wet farts of episodes.
Kaido is a very popular villain and character. How many characters can he fight that generate an interesting match that are also thematically consistent? It's just not that many. I don't think there's even one besides maybe Acnologia?
And it gets worse the further you go down on the totem pole of popularity and power. Sure people might like Nami but nobody is going to want to see her in a fucking Death Battle.