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all signs pointing to Martin drunkenly fucking the loli because his tranny girlfriend only cares about work
It's not going to happen though is it
doesn't heavy alcohol have a distinctive smell or something
PLEASE get drunk and dick down the science goblin PLEASE
I need this. We all need this.
Where's Claire? What's Claire doing right now? And is Martin's coffee shop doing well?
I missed the previous thread
AHN SEXO
live in that sports bra
Yes yes yes
I think the pink robololi twins should help Marty and Liz out
Important librarian stuff for science. Trust me.
IT'S HAPPENING
Been a while since we had this.
Thinking anything happens
Anon...
Hilarious aftermath when Dr. Loli complains about how sex sucks and she can't understand how anyone likes it, but it's revealed that Marten went in her ass dry because he's used to tranny sex.
13 minutes
13 posts
How the fuck?
Things do happen from time to time. It's just in the most boring way possible.
The power of hope.
by the powers that were given, let something fucking happen
"Marten and Liz get hammered and one tries to molest the other/they fuck, Marten and Claire's relationship implodes, everyone has to deal with the fallout" would be a very, VERY interesting direction to take the comic and a really easy way to generate a ton of story beats. Obviously it won't happen because the patroons would flip, but if I were writing this it's probably the direction I would go, although I'd probably pussy out on a lot of the dramatic fallout because I kinda feel bad for Marten.
remember when this was about indie music
The foundation of the comic's golden age was relationship/breakup drama. He's done it before.
Granted that was before he had guaranteed $20,000/month in Patreonbux to think about.
I love loli bodies details.
20k/month for this retard to literally do nothing
UbI iS UnReAsOnAbLe
I hate clownworld
Marten won´t deflower his adopted daughter.
The thing about virgin daughters is that they're a renewable resource.
Finally! More drunk Dr. Loli he fucking should! Dr. Loli needs to get dicked down to fuck some of the wild gremlin out of her.
I'll be conservative. If anything at all is actually happening, it will take a while. I don't remember exactly how long The Trappening took from start to finish, but it was years. Or maybe it just felt like it in the hyperbolic time chamber that is the Questionable Content threads.
I don't want Dr. Loli's first time to be ruined by a homosexual's inability to have sex that isn't sodomy. She's suffered enough.
It would be a hilarious way to call back to the reason Marten ended up in Northampton in the first place—moving a long way for the sake of a relationship and breaking up shortly thereafter.
But Georp won't do that.
moving a long way for the sake of a relationship and breaking up shortly thereafter.
It's like poetry, it rhymes
And it would be the perfect end of 20 years of Questionable Content
This would require some additional setup, as you'd need Pintsize to come to Cubetown, but then the last panel could be a defeated Marten walking into a apartment, with
Pintsize, I'm home
She'll be removing her robo arms and shoving them all the way up her ass in no time, anon.
Jacking off into her pad thai.
I LOVE LIZ
and
I LOVE THE TWINS.
I get the suspicion that some... THING... may be happening. But that couldn't happen, right? Something happening?
The twins making a drunk, naked Liz sandwich
with Moray goop as lubricant
Despite those quads, nothing ever happens in QC.
Nah, he leaves Claire in Cubetown, goes back to Northampton with Liz, and walks into the apartment with a smile on his face saying
Hey Pintsize, I'm home
It could actually be some measure of poignant.
So she can deflower herself with a dildo. Better yet, I volunteer.
Sure he will, and she'll call him "Daddy" while he does because Liz is like 50% daddy issues. Then Claire breaks up with him, not because he cheated, but because Claire wanted to pierce Liz's hymen with her meat spear