Who could beat him?
Who could beat him?
Cuddlefish
No one's gonna fuck with that. Guy is effectively unbeatable
I could, but wouldn't. He seems like a weird autist, but kind and gentle.
He can only be hoisted by his own petard, then.
pssh I could do it
A ton of people, but why? He's just chilling man.
Didn't this cuttlefish fuck get blasted in the face by the Monarch? How the fuck is he gonna come back from that?
His healing factor is potent enough to regrow his head with memory intact but probably slow given it's a starfish trait. Taking months or even years. Dismemberment isn't the way to go. He may even be capable of duplication by separation. You gotta wreck this guy at the cellular level. Easiest solution is prolonged dehydration in an arid environment till bleached, preferably under direct equatorial sun light. If anyone can kill him it's Captain Sunshine.
It literally got better
He's literally the most OP Venture Bros character
Just poison him. Marine life is frail as fuck
Regenerated like a starfish.
I love this guy but retconning him back was a shame that was such badass monarch moment
Now that the dust has settled... WAS he a diddler?
It doesn't take away from Monarch's moment. He still had the moment, ruining the moment would be if Dugong was like "I wasn't really scared, I knew I'd regenerate, I just wanted to make you feel important". Dugong legitimately thought he was going to die and the pure anger from Monarch's voice put that fear into him.
Iirc the creators stated that he's just scarred from losing the first wonderboy
It was a bit silly, but it was the superhero arc so you gotta have somebody presumed dead come back as a surprise twist. And the drama with Wide Whale’s family was well worth the contrivance.
”Oh my gawsh hiiiiiii~!”
”I HAVE AN UNCLE????”
No. He was just overly traumatized due to losing Wonderboy and thus became overly protective.
I could.
I don't think so, but I think he was molested.
why is he pink
We still don't know how much thalidomide his mom took.
He's white.
Shut up watermelon kid
BRICK FROG
Always thought it was kinda nice of Jackson and Doc to put a final Brick Frog into the final special.
They cared about their fans.
The Monarch.
nice tie
Would actually be a thematically decent villain
Frogs are amphibious, living on both land and water
Many marine mammals live on both lznd and water
It's like pottery
Stardust could defeat him.
No, and it made the joke even funnier
always thought he was just a stupid send up to asinine themed villians of old comics whose name they pulled from a hat
come to find a decade later that the little divots baked into certain bricks to help the cement adhere better are called "frogs"
Jackson and Publick, you crazy sons of bitches, you!!!!
If we ever get another special I honestly want it to be about the Guild having to contend with Brick Frog now being a top tier villian and neither in the Guild or with the Canadian villians
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is so fucking hot
These guys have a command of wordplay unfathomable by mortals. Red Mantle's another example: "mantle" can mean either a cloak (which he wears) or a layer of the Earth (which he can control).
DOUGLAS!
It's just the way he yells it, like he's yelled like this before.
I miss them. Dragoon accidently invented hip-hop
when asked how they make such clever villian ideas at a con, Publick blurted out "Puns. That's literally it. That's all we do."
Doc followed up with creating the new villian "Nat King Cobra" on the spot
Purple Rose
They single-handedly convinced me to watch Downton Abbey.
creators changed course because they realized their series was rhyming too much and hatred already occupied the niche of pedo mentor
lol fat chance
...wouldn't it be double-handedly?
Uh oh with your Mary Tyler Moore
Nat King Cobra would go onto produce hits sucj as Ol’ Timebomb
Top 10 VB joke, no question.