Does Hulk win by modern standards?
Death Battle
Both lose to KINGmon
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
"I'VE GOT THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!"
"I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE!"
Something I very much appreciate is how the fight wasn't blatantly one-sided in the animation. Kyle got just as many cool moments as Simon did. His shit eating grin as he matches Simon's drill with his own was pretty damn cool. The animations blatantly favoring one character who gets all the climactic moments and no-sells the loser the whole time is an especially big issue with Doomguy vs Chief and the garbage that was Kratos vs Asura.
Doomsday came back from a memory
does Hulk have memory erasure?
You stole that from Dayyaka
SWING
Death Battle did it first to be fair.
This isn't particularly funny information Jetstream Sam
so do Indians actually hate anime? from what I searched up they seem to like it
6th dimensional pun-
Doesn't work for me, brother.
Cookboo-
Creative control, brother.
GIGA DRI-
No sells. Points. Punch. Punch. Punch. Irish whip. Big boot. Ropes. Leg drop. 1. 2. 3. Crowd pops. And still.
Why do DCfags leave out the context?
When an empath named Raphael Arce attempts to soothe the emotional pain of citizens in Metropolis, he’s plagued by the memories of Superman’s traumatic battle with Doomsday. Doomsday begins taking over Raphael’s body before Martian Manhunter takes the memory into himself, but Doomsday begins possessing Manhunter in the same way. It attempts to use the Martian’s power to resurrect through different means across the multiverse, but fails for various reasons, so it just attempts to possess Martian Manhunter directly. Raphael willingly absorbs the memory into himself, then kills himself by using Doomsday’s power to turn his body into a gem, trapping Doomsday’s essence within his corpse/gem.
Doomsday can’t do it on command, he needs another psychic to help him
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
superman vs sentry climax
fight is in the monitor sphere
as they go in for the final blow you see the images of the Thought Robot and Lifebringer One in the background
Would it be kino?
Kyle was having the time of his life here.
Could be cool.
I just posted what I heard also why do you space like a redditor?
We used to be pozzed but now we're based
Uhh... Congratulations?
Based Frieza, putting Bejita on his place
You did well, Kyle Rayner.
I'll never forget you for as long as I live.
because listroon is a Redditor
Anon, he literally was doing it on command. The psychic was just a tool for multiversal propagation while doing so. Try literacy.
The score, DCkeks. Proclaim it.
Gallagher
It was really cool. The Superman mech and the smug as fuck grin he gave it was hilarious
didn't you lose to Batman?
Then why didn’t he just redirect himself from enemies isntesd of being trapped in a Gem?
? isn't that just Seo Hweol powers.
You guys went through 2 different threads in just 4 hours?
13-12, my MarvelMASTERS....
It's gonna suck to watch Ichigo snap Cap in half
I honestly really wish they did an alternate ending where Simon doesn't just decide to kill Kyle and they go be bros somewhere, or a Goku Superman style thing where Kyle is 'dead' but not really and they just laugh it off
This was probably one of the worst 'god why do they need to kill each other' fights.
They certainly gave Kyle more love and scale than he's gotten at DC. Now if only DC ever remembers that the White Lantern Corps even exist.
He did. His next appearance doesn't acknowledge being 'trapped' in any way.
Wouldn’t know, not Chinese
Robert Reynolds.
In the name of the Goddess Athena, i sentence you to spend the rest of your miserable life in
ANOTHER DIMENSION.
(Watch this to get why saint seiya is so kino, evem if you cannot understand the context. Its that good.
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For a guy who can will anything into existence he sure as hell can’t will himself to get some pussy
They fought like REAL MEN. NOT LIKE THOSE BITCHES ASURA AND KRATOS
Can anissa beat superwoman
No, just pointing the similarity.
the threads that used to be good are now "pozzed"
boy you must be new here
It's okay, Hal probably finds someway to revive him.
Kyle busting out CAS was fun
Wasn’t he in Hell for that? Which is like… the opposite of being made of pure memory.
It’s hardly Nia level.
The one from the animated film? Probably
Just pretend he revives in DCverse and Simon meets back up with him as a new green lantern.
Ehhh maybe? Depends on if they still think Hulk can only get So angry before he starts slowing down in getting stronger which was their big thing for both of previous hulk fights
You don't make em sound good
Which is why they should do the better Ichigo fight
YEET
Batman is like 1-3 and the one is cap.
Could Ismahawk be able to pull off the matchup?
If we’re using composite characters. No. Doomsday has Time Trapper powers now. He literally adapted to end of all time as a concept.
You really wanna get into future versions when Breaker of Worlds exists?
Cope and kill yourself listtroon.
Not him, I don't think you know what Time Trapper is.
ENOUGH
ENTER THE STRONGEST DEATH BATTLE CHARACTERS IN THE ANIMATIONS
in the show the fights that are happening are nothing more then fictional simulations to the hosts and despite that
Scooby spinning was so strong it broke the monitor showing the fight
Apocalypse's boot was so strong it broke the camera that exists outside of the fictional animation
That Attack DESTROYED MY ENTIRE COSMOLOGY...
This just sounds like Doomsday is passively possessing people who remember him; which is exactly the definition for 'came back from a memory.'
I know the Time Trapper is like 8 different people to the point Prime Time was him once
Cap and Ichigo are pretty grounded like they'd just need to do edits for caps shield throws and Ichigo's jump and flip before he does the rider kick so they can probably pull it off
THE HOTTEST DEATH BATTLE CHARACTERS ACCORDING TO RULE34
MODS!!!!
Then why didn’t he do it with like…. ANYONE who met him before J’onn and the empathy ? He needed empathy and telepaths interacting with the collective memory, not “hey you have a nightmare about me, now I am you”
Does he scale above Time Trapper?
Lois Lane, Selina Kyle, Talia al Ghul, Diana Prince, Zatanna Zatara, Barbara Gordon, Vicki Vale, Iris West, Linda Park, Shayera Hol, Jade Nguyen, Donna Troy, Cassie Sandsmark, Raven, Koriand’r, Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Rogue, Ororo Munroe, Pepper Potts, Betty Ross, Natasha Romanoff, Jessica Jones, Jane Foster, Medusa, Crystal, Kitty Pryde, Carol Danvers and Wanda Maximoff? All belong to the HERO Rance.
90 percent of those spiderman ones are that one dudes crack ship
KILL YOURSELF LISTROON
But yeah, in general if there is someone in fiction that has the willpower of Simon, or perhaps even surpasses it, Its fucking Seiya.
Motherfucker will stand back up even after getting his shit kicked in several times, losing his 5 senses, cloth (armor) and is bleeding pools of blood.
If he had spiral energy or a GL ring, he would be more unstoppable than Simon or Hal.
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Heck, him standing back up is a game mechanic in almost all SSeiya fighting games.
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Lucario
Furry confirmed
No Kamala? Gay
I know this is false because Tails alone has way more than 20k
Post your verse having TRUE infinite limitless power right now or else pic related annihilates your setting.
"Infinite potential" and infinity plus 1 bullshit doesn't count btw
This list is fake and debunked, I see as per usual you FRAUDS don't actually know about the power of my GOAT
or perhaps even surpasses it
L? mao. Don't even joke about that. Seiya has high willpower but he never surpassed Simon in that sense and has needed Athena to push him out of giving up several times. Athena is the key to his strength because Seiya can't function like that on his own.
Kneel
no Carol Ferris
Canon
What would the numbers look like if you removed AI slop?
Steven above Kakashi?
Renamon
Nice...who did Ezra fight?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK HES A BEAST!!!
their wish granting has no limits and can do ANYTHING the wielder wants with no constraints
WishGODS we have TRUE LIMITLESS POWER unlike all the other finitely capped frauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight deserves it
Simon would have died several times over thru all of STTGL if he didnt have his friends.
Do think Simon would have survived all the way to anti spiral if he didnt have Kamina tell him to believe in the Simon that believes in him?
The same goes to Seiya. He wins fights he wouldnt have because he doesnt stay down no matter how fucked the situation is.
What does a sorrow lantern even do? Just make you sad?
Minority Hunter Zoro
I....AM...INCAPABLE...
Zoro
Yeah
This little BITCH got RAPED by Grimm and Alex Yiik SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW
Bowser gets unlimited power multiple times
Still jobs to two Italians
Why is he such a jobber?
I...CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Also cosmos is literally made thru courage and will to fight and to achieve a god cloth.
If Athena was only all that was needed he would have gotten the god cloth in the sanctuary when her blood was splashed on his cloth.
Seiya objectively has infinite willpower.
Now do it without AI spam
Those Italians are clearly boundless beasts
Do think Simon would have survived all the way to anti spiral if he didnt have Kamina tell him to believe in the Simon that believes in him?
That isn't the point at all. Seiya full on gives up. Unless you're talking before his balls dropped then Simon never became the full on bitch that Seiya did at several occasions as he was getting his ass beat. His will is not unbreakable in the same way that Simon's is.
My HERO has INFINITE power
You may rest now, Kyle! My husband and Team Dai-Gurren will ensure that Lantern Corps' future is in good hands... you did your job well... go be with Alex now..
Simon has also been told to not give up before, so i dont see your point.
Boundless Italian I know got ratted out by a McDonalds employee that never got paid.
Sonic does beat Goku tho
I got downgraded to finite fodder...
Simon’s will isn’t unbreakable either, he stays as Kamina’s cucky loser worshipper his entire life. If Kamina were still alive he would cuck Simon again and Simon would just cry and kiss his toes and fetch Kamina his drink.
The show saying he has unbreakable willpower isn’t the same as actually demonstrating it, even if the show did say it which it didn’t since the labryinth broke him and he needed le Kamina sama to save him again, and Simon never demonstrates it, he’s just a faggy deku style worshipper
“What a weird thing to say after you gave me a blowjob, Nia” - Kyle
Well, it seems he did.
Kyle lost. You've been at this for a month now. Accept defeat and leave with dignity. Keep coping.
Nia isn't a necrophile tho
You're not even bothering to think through what I'm typing. Simon did not get given the same "don't give up" speeches that Seiya did in every other fight. After he grew into his own man pre-skip he doesn't falter. Seiya falters fucking constantly. Even his squadmate Shun is just like him and falters constantly. If you want a better example of a willCHAD then look at Shiryu instead.
”What a weird thing to say after you gave me a blowjob, Nia” - Kyle
Hulk should've won the first match anyways considering even in the DC marvel crossover written by DC and Marvel they decided to have the Hulk beat Doomsday
iPhone user
Lel
Please note that this means that anyone NOT mentioned here defeats Rance with ease.
Simon doesn't have real infinite power but he does have a true infinite number of bulls satisfying Nia
....in my weird ass dreams
Considering he’s been spent entire periods dead even AFTER this event, no.
Probability cancer all over again…
Kek canon
Krankytoes....
...and by that I mean they all fuel his hyper weapon with great enthusiasm.
Simon no! Every time you daydream about Kamina fucking Nia it creates a universe where that happens FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK
DC is finite fodder but it does have a truly infinite number of bulls satisfying Superkek's mom
Simonbros…
JOB-El...
The only time i can agree he was overtaken by despair was vs thanatos when he atomized the gold cloths.
Otherwise? No. He stood back up on his own by his own desires and determination to reunite with his sister/save his friends/save Athena.
Again, unless you can prove Simon would have done everything from ch1 to anti spiral with no friends or people wanting him to stand back up, you're just being stupid.
Seiya and Simon have comparable willpower.
SIMONCUCCKS WHAT THE FUCKKKKK IS THIS
Sweeps DBcast
Win G1 Blog twice, completely sweeping 15-0 the second time when Kyle is wanked to total cosmology tier
Swipes top speed trophy from toonfags
Gets top tier music
Gets top tier episode
Actually does the impossible and wipes DC's entire cosmology
How is he so FUCKING strong!?!?!
kyle lost
skibidi toilet creator confirmed that astro toilets could beat the viltrum empire
FUARK
YOU lost.
canon alongside the infinite number of Russians Gaping superman's asshole
YIKES
seethe, bitch. seethe.
ZOINKS
... the biggest bitch of all time contest which was won by you after crying like a BITCH over Simon for a month.
bruh the Mare Six are fucking above 20k in the pony booru and that is before AI
JEEPERS
no way
Gat damn thats a gorgeous girl.
YOKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The skibidi toilet movie is going to make more money then the superman movie BTW
this mindbreaks indians to the point of projection
No amount of spam will be able to fix the gaping asshole Simon gave to DC and their pathetic fanboys btw
“ACK!! I THINK THATS THE SOUND OF MY MASCULINITY LEAVING MY BODY FOREVER NEVER TO RETURN FOR THE REST OF MY PATHETIC LIFE” - Cucky Simon
It's true.
this mindbreaks indians
why?
Reminder death battle says being able to turn fiction into reality makes you transcend space, time and dimensions and equal to a mastered life equation Kyle.
This means characters like Spongebob, Arale, Popeye, Tom Taylor and Alan Wake solo 99% of DC's cosmology at bare minimum according to death battle's own words.
kyle LOST
“What Nia is doing with Kamina’s cheesy stinky cock in heaven is none of my damn business!” - Cucky Simon
NIA HAS BEEN STOLEN AWAY BY THIS TUNE
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Probably it’s hilarious to them that even after Simon got cucked from the girl he actually loved Yoko by his Bully BULL Kamina, even the compensation prize Nia WORSHIPS his BULL Kamina like a god
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK HIS SEDUCTION IS OFF THE CHARTTSSSSS
ok but what do indians have to do with it?
Well, yeah. That was already commonly agreed upon. I don't know why you're stating this like it's new.
I love you, Simon
I love you too, Nia
CUE SCREECHING PAJEETS WHO CAN'T FEEL LOVE
vsbw bans gag feats because it makes toons too strong the same way it banned SCP for being too strong
death battle implicitly admits toons are OP
Can’t wait until he’s massacred by the nobody Lantern, and without powerlevelz wank everyone sees it’s a mid very basic shonenshit where the protagonist is nothing but the dickrider of another equally pathetic male.
~Raj shortly before Simon DC in half with his drill
Superbro btw, My gay son Loves this Stuff!
Tom in this scene would solo Team Gurren by seducing Yoko and Nia to leave Simon for him (it’s incredibly easy to do)
kyle lost
You mean 101%.
India has like a billion people and nothing to do. What do you expect them to do read comics?
but they've had this fucker at Outerversal for years and now qualifies for High Outerversal
vsbattles.fandom.com
The average Cameraman could TANK every attack from Thragg without being injured
FUARK...
True love is your wife not worshipping another man more than you, cuck
wait so they don't read comics?
...dafuqboom is slowly going down the xeelee sequence route of wankery
Canon since Yoko would CANONICALLY cheat on Cucky Simon with a mangy animal
I mean, it’s not possible because he’s already lost twice
cope
What if Simon and Kyle…. made love?
Homestuck also gets similar treatment for some reason
Raj only reads things he hates which is why he wastes his life spamming cuck fantasies on a Anon Babble thread.
I wish I was that dog...
FUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK MY SHONENSHIT SELF-INSERT IS OMNIVERSAL BUT HE STILL CANT BAG A CUTIE LIKE BOUNDLESS TOM
Who tops?
Anything beyond multiversal is mental illness
kylejeets hiding behind Tom now
Even if i get cucked...I wont let it keep me down!
As long as i live, there is hope to become uncucked!
BURN COSMO! UNTIL THE FIRE OF LIFE VANISHES AWAY!
xeelee sequence is just the logical end of an never ending arms race
and skibidi toilet is an arms race series
so yeah, skibidi toilet could actually reach xeelee sequence levels of power if dafuqboom wants to do it
terrific thought tho
wait so they hate comics or manga or both?
ending shot has them both look like yaoi BL manga characters with Simon looking weirdly glamorous
they're both lovingly staring into each others' eyes as Kyle dies
both of them were also literal giant rainbows a few moments beforehand right after Kyle got done talking about his passion for Simon
even before that Kyle made a moeblob Superman, Simon pierces his literal crystal love barrier before going TTGL, and the setup almost feels like a porno
Why was this fight so extremely fucking gay?
DCfags lose against anime once and they go postal LMAO
— he says, still needing to dress up as and talk like and have to cosplay his BULL Kamina in everything to make Nia even pretend he’s worth staying around
If it were real love, Your wife should actually love you for you, not just love your Bully BULL and force you to worship that BULL forever to have her.
K, b, c.
FUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK MY CAPESHIT SELF-INSERT IS OUTERVERSAL BUT HE STILL CANT BAG A CUTIE LIKE BOUNDLESS TOM
didn't read. kyle lost. cope.
BOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNDDDDDDLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
skibidi toilet fanseries are technically already reaching that level in some areas
right now they have the evil dad of cyn from murder drones (yes, this is canon) who destroys entire universes with nuclear time bombs, can't be injured since he can reverse the damage, has a sword for an arm that negs all form of regen, and can make illusions that both serve as duplicates of him and allow him to control the future yhwach style
Yugibros...we are DCkeks?
Kek canon
Anything beyond universal is just cosmology wank. It’s just authors saying “my hero can beat your hero.”
He actually brought up solid points .
Why do i have a weird feeling they gatekeep writers who want to make stuff more like manga?
Can someone explain to me how they are biased against DC now? Is it some sort of Warner connection being broken?
everything from ch1
No, dickhead. I said AFTER he grew balls. After that point some time after Kamina died, he never faltered again. Seiya consistently needs pushing and never overcomes that. He blatantly hesitated against Poseidon, he falls into despair at how he can't comprehend how Saori "abandoned" them in the early Hades arc, he fell to illusions in the Poseidon arc and had to be saved by Ikki (and so did Shun) etc. Seiya can be broken.
desperately need a drawfag to make that reality (pic is the reference i would use for the request)
DCfags just in hyper cope mode that their entire cosmology just got DRILLED
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
died from the sun surface
No? He died from the suns core which is more akin to 15,000,000 degrees celsius.
K,b,c.
astro toilet balster is 15,000,0001 degrees celsius
They fought at speeds slow enough got robot's armor to melt, I really doubt they reached the core
Again, prove Simon never needed to be told he could do it.
Otherwise Seiya has just as many if not more scenes where he could havr just accepted death at the hands of a superior foe only to stand back up and fight.
Their willpower is comparably strong
silly anon
no drawfag would ever want to do something for /db/ threads
IS YOU IS
OR IS YOU AINT
MY BABY
That's what Thragg was reacting to in the late stage of their fight while they were already in the sun though.
DON'T
YOU
BELIEVE IT
kyle lost
kyle lost
He didn’t really say they’re biased against DC he said they’re biased in favor of their fans and not the truth.
tl:dr, Death Battle made Kyle the sacrificial lamb. There’s a particular hate against DC in the Death Battle community especially among its anime fans. So to appease them they deliberately nerfed DC cosmology and gave Simon the win.
The thing is you don’t even have to downplay DC Cosmology just to give Simon the win by their own reasoning.
holy fuark...
a giant hula hoop...
NOOOO ONLY WE CAN NLF
I don't need to prove it because you are unable to bring up a single example post-"I'M NOT MY BRO I'M ME". Seiya has far more scenes throughout his series of him needing that push. It's literally a fucking meme how much he relies on Athena for that.
In the sun and robot didn't dip thousands of miles below surface to meet them since there's several layers between the surface and the core
Basically, they took a one off black box from GVS3 where Mxyzptlk could destroy 'all numbered dimensions' (while saying he was a 5th dimensional being) and took it to mean Death Battle had DC as infinite dimensional.
So the DCope is that they're now biased for 'downgrading' DC in this episode, or maybe not applying the same lunatic logic of '6 degrees into outerversal' or wherever they think Kyle ranks.
Turbo DCfag channel throws bitch fit when his WEAK verse gets btfo by Anon Babble chads
Yup yup
dc was nerfed
no they weren't lmao, kyle was wanked, simon downplayed....and simon still won.
ROW ROW
Death Battle is only legit when DC wins
DCopers are all fragile sissies who go apeshit at the mere thought of getting beaten by any non capeshit setting, just look at how they're still mindlessly spamming this thread.
Yoy had them use an Audio Book (not even a Cookbook this time) to try and say Simon is 20D and exists in the real world
You had them just not bring up time travel at all against an opponent who cannot time travel
I remember back when I was in uni there were a fucking TON of indian girls going after white guys. My own RA in sophomore year was a cute hindu girl and constantly hit on me, I was unfortunately dating some other chicks on the side but yeah. I actually do just kind of feel bad for jeet guys, they always looked so lonely
The show will be Appeasement Battle going forward. Enjoy these fags pandering to the biggest crybaby faggots on the internet.
DC Cosmology was downplayed you can’t argue against this. If you do, I’ll just have to assume you’re retarded.
simon-sama...
Kratosbro...
It’s already become gay how they need to have both fighters suck eachother off to avoid crying from fans
No Superman would not pat Goku on the back and tell him he’s cool after Goku blows up the earth
Tom with Xianxia scaling > Simon
Sure the one guy that stands back up against gods and foes that outmatch him for the sake of his friends and wsnting to see his sister again is a pussy.
In other words, lets agree to disagree.
This dude thinks Simon only won because DB owed DC a loss? LMAO
Why can't they accept that Simon wins? I hate these fags that pretend DC wasn't the golden goose just because all of their street tiers lost while the heralds were undefeated.
All I want is for Luffy to call Naruto a faggot when they fight
The hell else was he reacting to then? They were already inside the sun.
YABBA DABBA AHHHH WOHHHH-HO-HO-HO-HO
I hate the
oh x verse just needed a win/loss
They have no problems with win streaks and loss streaks. Remember when the power rangers had a loss streak going? Or how image comics hasn’t lost yet?
Notice how Tom is ready to fight back unlike Simon who runs away crying
I meaaaan....
entire event in DC about how the verse only has 6 dimensions with the 6th dimension being described as basically a penthouse for the entire multiverse
they gave kyle over double that number from a one off line
DC is described as having exactly 52 universes that are all finite because of the Source Wall
kyle was brought up to be about as powerful as Simon who absorbed an infinite multiverse during the episode
Not really sure how to take that other than 'they wanked DC' honestly...
If their transmitter isn't scorched up until this point I take it they're not far down the hotter layers.
I hate these fags that pretend DC wasn't the golden goose just because all of their street tiers lost while the heralds were undefeated.
and it’s this kind of attitude that actually validates his complaints. You’re just proving him right.
kyle lost
This is why I liked the Batman/Dredd crossovers, cause they both hated eachother every time
DCfags are the most obnoxious and fragile bunch in powerfagging. They lose their marbles at the very concept of one of their "heralds" losing. Kyle basically being made out to be Composite DC Man and losing was the most devastating blow they could have been dealt
DC's dimensions are explicitly fractal and thus microscopic in size btw
How did they nerf DC cosmology? They scaled Kyle to the entire DC cosmology which they considered outer....
Post Tom destroying a galaxy.
imagine jobbing to the sun
if it was just appeasement they wouldn't have fed pokemon to yugioh (lets be real here, one of them summons god the other does not, by deathbattle's measurements that makes them win)
they're just more free to let their personal biases shine through is all, both positive and negative
DCfags FEAR THE DRILL THAT WILL CREATE THE HEAVENS
You can't help but feel bad for them
DC stories have gone to absolute shit and have been filled to the brim with pozzed nonsense and DORK EDGY MULTIVERSE shit for years now
the only reason to keep reading is powerlevel faggotry that basically comes from a single bald scottish faggot's schizophrenic delusions
VSBW, comicvine, spacebattles, etc. have all turned on DC
the last place that still actually had DC as strong (Death Battle) then completely turned on them as well
Is there even going to be anyone left to watch Superman once the mass suicides start
Only the fully mastered life equation iirc
Which they said Kyle doesn't scale to.
But gag characters scale to DC's most powerful echelon btw
Well actually...
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Tom will transcend space and time because of gag feat scaling the next episode btw
Huh shit
ignoring the numerous infinite dimensions statements
ignoring a literal 9 minute video of scans outright stating infinite dimensions
hurr durr its only 6D DCfag cope! cope! cope!
Do research on this topic or do yourself a favor and don’t make yourself look stupid and let the grown ups discuss this.
52 universes that are all finite
Ignoring GvS3 where they clearly state there’s more
ignoring when DB literally state all universes are infinitely expanding in the same video.
Simon also spent the whole rest of his life WORSHIPPING his BULL and building giant golden statues of him so every girl in the universe including his later wife would suck Kamina’s cock
his lava was said to be hotter then the sun's core
can't be harmed by anyone without haki
even with haki you'll lose to him
BEAST
Kyle lost. cope.
Wil E bros...
an opponent who cannot time travel
Tom is stronger than Kyle and composite DC
HOLY FUARK
Feel bad for Hulk.
Sucks to play in Square's Avengers game
Death Battle Jobber
MCU Jobber and Bruce is lame as fuck. Professor Hulk ruined
Jerry is so lucky
Of course our king is a Feats Chad
he actually posted a character destroying the thing they were asked for
What the FUCK
You had them just not bring up time travel at all against an opponent who cannot time travel
They explicitly mentioned time travel as an ability of the green lanterns, seething speed watcher...
d-d-d-DCfags...
Sure is a lot of seething itt of supposed winners. Just sayin'.
Didn’t DC literally have a Harley Quinn fart fetish comic with scratch and sniff?
Wilebros our hero is FUCKED
And then did not bring it up in the fight. Not even in a black box.
Tom has real world scaling too.
lets see if his opponent has anything impressive
post Wile. E. Coyote catching the Road Runner
But enough about DCopers who have been spamming these threads with cuck faggotry for over a month
Why doesn’t DB do qna’s anymore? I miss those.
Fuck me he actually did
they wouldn't have [thing that hasn't happened]
I didn't ask for your delusions, tard.
I have no feats.
I have no lore.
My series is a bore.
Who am I?
VSBW would reject Tom's galaxy feats because they're gags btw
yeah i wonder why they didnt sell a gorillion copies seeing it is high quality writting with dignitiy
Gamera…
Gurren Lagann
Impressive
Kratos...
CANON. Needs to be a threadly reminder, I see.
Why is Tom and Jerry so much funnier than the ENTIRETY of Looney Tunes
>ignoring the numerous infinite dimensions statements
Yeah I don't really think a random one off statement from a Larfleeze book has anything to do with mainline DC canon having a fuckhuge event that involved the entire verse for several years needing it to only be 6 dimensions, sorry....
>Ignoring GvS3 where they clearly state there’s more
Then I guess they wanked Superman in that video too, huh?
They wanked Kyle, and he lost. And they could've said that Simon transcended dimensionality, because he did not absorb necessarily an '11D multiverse', the Anti Spiral's universe had a different set of dimensional axes altogether and we have an actual statement for beyond dimensions. So they nerfed Simon. This, like, isn't that hard to understand...sorry if you think it's 'immature' to just tell it how it is lmao
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VSBW really does seem to downplay toons for the most part. He has more feats than Kyle.
Enough about the best fights. What is the best ANALYSIS segment in death battle?
That's one weird looking galaxy...
kyle lost
Superman...
but I must seethe MOAR
Whatever, fag. It's your meltdown.
youtube.com
Tombros...explain THIS??
TJ VS Balrog
didn't give Kyle full control of LE
didn't use anything from death metal and beyond
THEY SCALED HIM TO THE ENTIRE COSMOLOGY
And you wonder why DCfags have a problem
The spin back when another DC herald wins will be generational
...the Cuck Battle. Simon was just the bigger cuck.
no it's just that the profiles are outdated
also why even mention Kyle listroon?
your guy lost death battle. accept defeat with dignity
Pretty weak in comparison ngl
wouldn't have fed pokemon to yugioh
Who's fighting who, last I checked Pokémon humans are basically SPARTAN tier without Pokémon
Why would they give him full control of something he doesn't have full control of?
the jobber power
Can Coyote compete with this?
Kyle scales to all of DC
Bueno scales above Kyle
Bueno is stronger than composite DC
stopped a multiversal explosion in the xianxia gacha, which was moving at the very least sextillions of times the speed of light
even without that there is the galactic feat
B-BEAST. Also Kyle fag should feel shame, fucking Tom had a galactic feat before him.
And they could've said that Simon transcended dimensionality
and we have an actual statement for beyond dimensions.
For the sake of the argument I’ll accept that. Cool. But are you not the slightest bit upset that didn’t represent the cosmology correctly?
All I’m asking for is consistency.
DCuck sissy BITCH meltdown
Kylebros.......
it's literally the same joke
Coyote does a pussy little fireworks show and becomes a constellation
Tom blows up a fucking galaxy and becomes a constellation
Coyote is weak
Tom might be the only way we get xianxia on the show
act like a regular person around your wife
HURR HURR YOU'RE WORSHIPPING YOUR BULL AND COPYING HIM REEE
Kill yourself
Have we been blessed, or cursed by the heavens?
Didn't Heracles die from poison and become a constellation too. Is the God of Strength that weak?
you're not gonna believe what the hell just happened
A green space cop named kyle tried to ticket me for being a super-weapon so we broke infinite having a fist fight so i didn't have to pay it
it was awesome
I've been hearing this for a while now but what the FUCK is xianxia and how does that matter for Tom?
Yugi can summon a superhuman armor
Also he can just summon god, there's genuinely nothing Ash can even do in this matchup, it's pure feeding Pokemon to Yugioh which is a common theme in deathbattle
Missing the point, he didn't get it but people will say he scales to the entire DC cosmology anyway when there's people like Doc who casually broke apart his white lantern ring
That person isn't scaling to the entire cosmology so people are exaggerating way too much
He died to Kratos too so...
Also he can just summon god, there's genuinely nothing Ash can even do in this matchup
DC-tier argument. So what? I could just argue higher scaling for Ash anyway with a whole bunch of other things, what are you gonna do about it?
What is Superman even going to do to someone who can increase dimensionality +1 per second passively?
There is no such thing as 'representing the cosmology correctly'. Every fucking writer thinks DC works differently.
There are some takes on DC cosmology that are clearly vastly more important than others, though.
If DC doesn't have 52 universes, that doesn't work because there's several major comic events and official maps of the DC multiverse that need there to be 52. If DC has more than 6 dimensions, that doesn't work because DC for years on end had a huge event that was massively crucial to characters like Batman and Wonder Woman that said the highest dimension in the multiverse is the 6th.
Just because some random alien woman in a Deadman or Larfleeze comic says there's infinite with flowery language does not mean there actually should be considered infinite in the wider DC canon.
Death Battle brought up the best number that Kyle could actually reasonable scale to, 12.3, because of an event where he did a powerful feat that involved that number. They should have kept it at 6, but they went to 12.3.
And for what it's worth, they did basically say both Kyle and Simon deal with an infinite multiverse, so they DO disregard the 52 universes thing just to make DC characters like Supes and Kyle stronger.
They could've brought up things like the finite emotional reservoir, the fact that Kyle's statements with the Life Equation only ever said he could affect a single universe, the fact Kyle has struggled to hold back supernovas or nukes. They DIDN'T.
It's one to ask for consistency. It's another thing to fucking whine and cry when your character gets taken beyond what their narrative puts them at and Death Battle clearly reaches a point where they're uncomfortable with being disingenuous and puts their foot down.
That's literally every toon force character that can turn 2D drawings into 3D objects
Dante…
Xianxia is basically a genre made by the chinks, where everybody is a psychopath because they are a gazillion years old, and fear that a gary stu might kill them. It is a genre very infamous because of its gurren laggan level of power escalation (except that the average xianxia is over 3x longer than the LOTR trilogy), and even more OP haxes. Because the chinese love Tom and Jerry they made a (licensed) gacha game about it, and because there are xianxia stuff; we got things like Tom stopping a multiversal explosion.
He needs Kratos scaling
DC is inconsistent but if we take the most recent iteration it's not that impressive and it loses to many other verses which don't exactly need to be the most powerful in fiction either.
Can anyone explain why China loves Tom and Jerry? Nothing wrong with that but it seems very random
Also when I looked up Xianxia it looked like a genre of chink mythology, so by that logic isn't wukong Xianxia?
Doomslayer...
Wait until Tom gets scaled to Taoist and Buddhist cosmology
job
Heracles is Coyote/Tom-level
holy FUark
It's literally death battle's own fault for insisting more dimensions = more power
It's okay Doomslayer,it wasn't your fault the dork ages sucked absolute ass
Wukong is part of Buddhism, xianxia is inspired by it and is a 'fantasy' genre.
As for why they love Tom and Jerry? They just like kids cartoons
MaxSwank Kyle
Downplayed Simon
Simon still wins
Kylefags falling deeper and deeper into denial.
look you're free to think what you want but it's painfully obvious this is just another "lets feed pokemon to something" fight, which is a common deathbattle theme
Ash is going to lose this, and with the way they've been moralizing things lately, they're going to frame it as a deserved loss, probably making it look like Ash is a dangerous idiot who puts his supposed friends at risk while Yugi instead defends his friends or some BS like that
We've all seen Kratos vs Asura
Is this an officially licensed Tom and Jerry thing, or is it pure off brand chinkslop?
Nah it's going to be Ash and Yugi playing duel monsters and the pokemon card game which turns into a shadow game.
I can't even IMAGINE spiral power losing.
When?
Kyle scaled to the entire DC Cosmology...yet Simon still wins a one-sided fight
Official licensed apparently
there's genuinely nothing Ash
This is Pikachu pissed off after Ash died, again
Anyways, Yugi is fighting Ash? Lmao
Kyle’s own power ring abandoned him to go be with Simon instead in the fucking episode
Kek. Even the show writers hated that Kylejeet’s cuckposting.
wait isn't this from the reboot movie which isn't canon?
DC's 6 dimensions aren't even spatial or temporal so they don't even grant the extra power that extra spatial/temporal powers provide.
DCjeet, go to therapy or something. It's just as easy to make a narrative where Ash wins because his Pokemon respect him and Yugi doesn't have a real bond with the DMs.
The last two Pokemon fights on the show have literally been 'let's feed Mortal Kombat and a shit tier Digimon to Pokemon', if you think Pokemon can't actually compete on it's own that's on you
I wonder if Spiral Power would mesh well with lantern rings
What the fuck are you even talking about?
"this is just another lets feed pokemon to something fight"
Only time you could even argue this happened is Pokemon vs Digimon. Pokemon wins most of its fights.
Ash is going to lose this, and with the way they've been moralizing things lately, they're going to frame it as a deserved loss, probably making it look like Ash is a dangerous idiot who puts his supposed friends at risk while Yugi instead defends his friends or some BS like that
They've never done anything in a manner like that. Not to mention it's blatantly false as Ash has thrown himself in front of Pokemon attacks to defend other Pokemon before, or even tanked a full powered Volt Tackle from a confused Pikachu. You're pulling shit out of your ass and that's not even related to any argument for Ash or Yugi winning.
DC actually stands for "Da Cucks"
Nah. It is based on very old daoist/taoist stuff, repurposed as a blatant power fantasy. The basic mechanics is that everyone starts as a QI refining (or its specific series equivalent) learning how to get qi from the surroundings, and ascending to higher levels of reality where there is more QI, and you use that QI to breakthrough different stages of cultivation, which 99% of the time give you powers. So the average MC starts as a decently haxed guy capable of destroying a mountain, to being powered by omniverses and fighting at the platonic levels at gazillions of times the speed of light at the end.
There is unironic lore, and there is also Western shit too. So you could make Tom an unironic broken as fuck lore man, with the feats to support it (unlike our dead spic friend).
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Licensed
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PD: This is the average level of hax from a xianxia
Who would would?
All of DC's Cosmology?
or
A drill
Yeah, they are basically like planets that you have to do special prep to deal with.
Only time you could even argue this happened is Pokemon vs Digimon
Pikachu vs Blanka
Assuming it can be used for powering the ring it'd basically be an infinite battery honestly. I mean Simon wouldn't really need it but for weaker spiral users it probably has a lot of uses for those who can't pilot mecha or something
Since fucking when does DB care about canon? As long as it is the same character from an official medium it is canon for them
The one infamously known to be wrong is a "feeding" apparently
Doesn’t all of DC’s cosmology just vanish if Earth actually gets destroyed
Can anyone explain why China loves Tom and Jerry? Nothing wrong with that but it seems very random
Same reason why the Japanese love it
Slapstick transcends language
putting up a character against someone they determined beforehand is immune to everything said character can do is not feeding
Yeah
no
Simon as a white lantern would probably give Hal a run for his money
DC's 6 dimensions aren't even spatial or temporal so they don't even grant the extra power that extra spatial/temporal powers provide.
The first 4 dimensions are literally space and time. The 5th and 6th are extensions of that.
Mamma Mia!!!
I think Jade has a two layer power set for her will stuff. She's got Starheart and Green Lantern powers at the same time.
Picunrel, alt universe Jade.
It was Season 1. The standards for research were below literal dogshit back then, for all we know they might've actually thought Pikachu lost to Blanka. It's also one of the few Death Battles they've straight up said was wrong, and they NEVER do that, they've not even done it for Toph vs Gaara as far as I know
or possibly for a crossover where Simon and Kyle team up and Simon acts like an infinite battery for Kyle's creativity
Best of both worlds sort of deal
Does Hulk win by modern standards?
By modern standards, Hulk and Bayonetta are more broken than even Bowser. These three were done dirty in the same season, but at least they finally fixed Bowser and will likely fix Hulk.
The 5th and 6th dimensions in DC are metaphysical mumbo jumbo that doesn't actually seem to bestow any type of power that extra dimensional axes provides.
That's just ghost in a shell
that movie doesn't have shadow the hedgehog and therefore is not good
Wukong's myth has both Buddhist and daoist elements (Wukong is a reformed Taoist), so there's an intersection.
okay WTF is up with Sonic 3's international release?
Not really, 6th dimension is where the Hands are and they control the crisis/connective energy there
Anti-life, speed force, etc are just a small part of crisis energy
This episode is going to be fun if they pull an Otoko and bring this shit out
Oh 100%. Spiral boosted Kyle with Simon probably get around to fixing a lot of the DC universes problems lol
it's a bait image
Simon gets to fuck THIS???
its outdated because this mario nigga likes to falseflag
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The only benefit they provide is the ability to move in an extra direction and some extra mass. That's it.
there is a chance that DC (if they use DC scaling for the coyote) will get screwed by things that only vs battle autists, or people that live in the country where it was created, know about
By your logic all 2d sonic sucks
Assuming you have an extra time dimension you could move backwards in time but DC characters really get nothing substantial from residing on a higher dimension which is a place instead of an axis for some reason.
Wukong acquires all those 670 types of immortality because of Taoist logic.
Is this Jade not a bitch who will cheat on someone for bullshit reasons?
Here is current (Prime Earth) Jade and also her brother Obsidian.
Ok so i think this is the list where Simon can't solo the verse (I don't know if this is true)
Xianxia
Marvel
Tenchi Muyo
Umineko
SCP
Tom and Jerry
Vertigo
Looney Tunes
Cthulu Mythos
Elder Scrolls
World of Darkness
Hajun
Triggerverse
Demon King Daimao
That's all i know (Correct me if im wrong)
don't worry, Bugs is in the game so Coyote scales to it
You are misinterpreting the source material vastly.
Dimensions in DC has two definitions. When Mr Mxy refers to dimensions, he's not talking in a spacio, temporal, or mathematical sense. But in an existential sense. Its not the 5th or 6th dimension in a physics sense, but in a metaphysical sense. The New Gods, and old gods are stated to exist beyond time, space and dimensions on numerous occasions. That wouldn't make sense in a verse where 6 mathematical dimensions is the limit. When DC refers to its 6 dimensions its its 6 realms of existence, each realm infinitely surpassing the last.
a Deadman or Larfleeze comic says there's infinite with flowery language does not mean there actually
Why do you only refer to these two scans? There's plently more lol
Death Battle brought up the best number that Kyle could actually reasonable scale to,
Not in my opinion.
so they DO disregard the 52 universes thing
The 52 universes thing was always a lose rule and was practically immediately ignored during the new 52, considering that era has numerous statements contradicting there only being 52 universes.
It's another thing to fucking whine and cry when your character gets taken beyond what their narrative puts them at and Death Battle clearly reaches a point where they're uncomfortable with being disingenuous and puts their foot down.
Bro you sound so salty even though you won. It's like you know the win was disingenuous. lol
You really just have a hard time interpreting the narrative or you don't actually read the source material
ps Google is your friend
What's the best example of a VILLAIN FROM THE DARK EDGE MULTIVERSE OF EVIL? Is it Batkek? I remember him buck breaking DC readers a while back with such gems as:
I WILL BECOME THE BULLET THAT KILLS BATMAN'S PARENTS
And something to do with the Flash too. Any others that buck broke their readers like him too?
everything is wrong bruh
In a neutral setting, DC would be at best 3D since imagination doesn't exist as a dimension in any other verse.
Counterpoint. Only the god tiers scale to the xianxia stuff (by virtue of being xianxia), and the Tom stopping the multiverse death.
ENTER GRAND SABER MIYAMOTO MUSASHI!
While Hal Jordan desires cute little girls, she cute desires little boys.
3-0
Isn't there a bat lantern that bodied Hal?
Apocalypse
Dr Doom
Iron Man
Simon
Looks like power draining/energy growth with some mechanism with which to not get oneshotted and a general cosmic/science-based power is the way to go vs DC Heralds, I guess Ben 10 is the odd one out, but he only has like two energy absorption aliens and both of them have no real resistances to being punched to death
So it might look like a closer to modern comic, but Jade cheating on Kyle actually happened in 1990. She would eventually die and give her Starheart energy to Kyle and make him turn into his Ion form again, so she wasn't bad forever.
Akuto Sai is vsbw wank
Musashi isn't actually Grand Saber. She does not qualify either. In her case it is just a title rather than the position. Also she likes both.
spacebattles
Been to spacebattles and they largely agree Simon can't beat the the DC Universe. He can beat Kyle sure since he doesn't have the feats but they largely agree characters like CAS would push his shit in.
Spacebattles thinks xeelee solos DC
CAS would Job to Namek Frieza
The ASS VOID is INFINITE
Really? Well, Elaborate me cuz i don't know about it.
SIMON SOLOS THE ENTIRETY OF FRAUDVEL AND DCKEKS
CAS
Jobs to a billion suns.
One of the mods really wanks the series
And the rest of the lantern too. Crazy how Amped Hal was to only to be bested. This version
Not my Musashi
Oh boy,can't wait for her to die again
I think she's neat
Ttgl is shit
Oh, well that sucks.
I think from the stance of what CAS is supposed to be that that is a valid position to have. My issue with such a stance is that Dax Novu has made additional appearances after the fact, which has served to cheapen the notion that CAS was the only thing that could challenge Mandrakk as a matter of narrative.
DCope
Anyways, Gojo won
Retsu Unohana victim
Average dc show is better than ttgl
They'd call you a retard but ok.
Seasons 1-3 or 4 were utter garbage in terms of research. It's depressing it took them over 10 years to start fixing their earliest fuck ups. And they are still far from done.
When Mr Mxy refers to dimensions, he's not talking in a spacio, temporal, or mathematical sense
Are we really going to have the fucking "writers have no idea what dimensions means" argument all over again lmao
There's plently more
And all of them would run into the same problem I already outlined
The 52 universes thing was always a lose rule
Christ, attend your fucking English classes
I think I'll take the actual official DC map of it's cosmology showing there's 52 universes and the major stories that say there's 52 universes rather than some random schizo saying there's more, to be quite honest
Bro you sound so salty even though you won
Nah. I'm annoyed with you because you're an ESL retard that can't construct an argument and don't understand the really basic principle of 'capeslop is massively inconsistent but we have very important and official statements for where editorial generally wants to put the universe'.
I just find it funny now that DCsharts have to go through the same cycle everyone else did with these pathetic bleating 'deb00nk videos' even though this is actually unironically one of the times they got it right with actually somewhat okay reasoning (except for the part where they wanked Kyle Rayner, a usually planet-star level character, into the fucking stratosphere)
j-just use Google AI assistant b-bro
man just go buy the rope now, it'll prevent further embarrassment later
Pan Pedo is Hal Jordan
How did they nerf DC cosmology? They scaled Kyle to the entire DC cosmology which they considered outer....
DC went from "possibly infinite" (to the point it was worth considering) and more complex to exactly 12.3. If they said "we changed our mind on this" in the video I wouldn't care, stuff is evolving. But they just were like "yup, 12, nothing to see here."
Unohana
Loses to True Emptiness Musashi. Unohana ain't being Chaos.
They're not saying DC has infinite dimensions in that scan dumbass
They were talking about the actual sizes of the universes and saying that if you said both of them were infinitely huge (because they were calcing the size of Superman's universe to Goku's), DC would have more spatial and fractal dimensions than DB to make Superman's stuff better
Dimensions are different from simple universes
Yeah thats just comic writers constantly trying to one up their predecessors work by duct taping their new OCs onto their shit and saying "akshuly he's the real big bad". None of this shit will ever make sense or end.
Aspatial and atemporal structures are already priced in to the universe
Transcendental structures are already price in to the universe
Things we consider "Outerversal" are already priced in to the universe
"Transcending dimensionality" is already priced in to the the universe
Didn't Musashi just closed the space rift before Chaos reached Olympus? and that on itself killed her?
Not true, your huge cock was able to plug it just fine Anon
DC got RAPED
This young man puts the fear of god in DCfags
well thread is dead
not young, in epilogue he's in his 30s or 40s and still a Kamina-worshipping manchild
Not a man, he's a cucky fag who worships his BULL
Average???? Surely you don't mean... the ones from OVER 20 YEARS AGO?!?!?!?!?!?! Made by a HAS BEEN WRITER whose latest show NOBODY LIKED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FVWARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kyle lost
Just got finished making out with Nia and we're getting married. No, my name is not Simon.
A man that hopes too much and a lizard that hates too much puts fear into the hearts of DCshitters
Don't you guys get bored discussing characters multiverse busters with x dimensions up their ass and shit? Why not talk about something more grounded or something? After a while, all the powerful characters just kind of blend together.
FUARK! IT COULD BE KAMINA, KRATOS, SUPERMAN, KYLE, THE LIST OF SIMON'S POSSIBLE BULLS IS SO LONG IT WRAPS AROUND THE PLANET EARTH
Didn't Wile E. also blow up in space and became a constellation before?
Tom…
Kyle lost.
682
jobs to drunk driving
Kyle lost.
682 isnt powerful, just basically impossible to kill. He maxed defense and regen.
Drunk driving isn't an issue, it's drunk crashers that are the problem
Kratos would never cuck Simon.
682 isnt powerful
Anon, I...
We know,Sea-moan.
if I was team Kyle I would be on team Coyote
...without laughing at him profusely
Kratos would cuck Kyle however.
why would he?
Ttgl sucks
You have to be trolling...what does 6820 have to do with 682?
...in Simon's dreams where it's someone else crying in that bush worshipping his BULL
… because Kratos is too weak and pathetic to even beat Boota.
what does 682 have to do with 682?
weird question anon
pleasure. pride. Having some balls (a foreign concept in Gurren Lagann). Hephaestus was his ally and he still fucked his slut wife.
Imagine having an anime character live rent free in your head for an entire month and counting of your life, poor sad mindbroken little Raj.
Imagine having an comic character live rent free in your head for years and counting of your life, poor sad mindbroken little Raj.
Kyle won this thread.
Kratos would beat the shit out of Boota then shove him up Nia's anus like a buttplug while he dangles her upside down and makes her gag on it
There are various minigames throughout the GOW series proving this in-character for CHADDY KINGTOS
he didn't Akainu did
canon
why does this make pajeets seethe so much. can they not feel love
Kyle and his deranged cuck spamming fanboy got gaped by everyone in this thread.
— he says, still needing to dress up as and talk like and have to cosplay his BULL Kamina in everything to make Nia even pretend he’s worth staying around
If it were real love, Your wife should actually love you for you, not just love your Bully BULL and force you to worship that BULL forever to have her. You wouldn't know that since you're a cuck whose wife I am fucking right now.
kyle lost.
Kratos doesn't know what's going on this thread and is concerned for Kyle's mental health.
You are one of the most pathetic loses to post on this site do you know that? You have been seething like a little bitch over a cartoon man on a nearly 24 hour basis for over a month now.
She died lol
This.
Aww but she still "loves" "you" lil bro, it's just my cock and Kamina's cock that she's choking on since you and her have to worship us since we're your BULLS.
not in SRW
I don't think any actual indians post here, both sides are the palest fuckers around
kyle lost. take the L and fuck off.
Ttgl is just a lame anime only weebs like
Simon and Nia are cucky bitchmade Kamina worshippers in SRW too
Ttgl is just a lame anime only weebs like
Still more mainstream and less embarrassing than GL.
kyle lost
Cucky Simon will never be BVLLversal
As a higher dimensional being (3D, Real World) I am now using my higher metaversal power to resurrect Kamina and Nia in the fictional verse of gurren lagann.
Find her and run quickly Simon, before your BULL rapes her too and she loves it
Nia was made for big bharat cock
FFUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRKKKKKK HE CONTROLS FICTIONNNNNNNN
you lost, mother fucker. simon won. you have lost all and any reason to keep shitposting.
Can’t wait until he’s massacred by the nobody Lantern, and without powerlevelz wank everyone sees it’s a mid very basic shonenshit where the protagonist is nothing but the dickrider of another equally pathetic male.
You’re gonna have to live with even a fanfiction series denying you your fantasies for the rest of your life Raj
Who cares about that. Cartoons > anime
FUUUUAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKK
Kamina never lost any reason to stop pumping his seed into Nia
Kyle lost
As the KING of KINGS, I do declare the anniversary of Gurren Lagann to be known as, CVCKDAY
all these you's and not one serious argument against anything he says
This fight has basically exposed the entire vs battle fanbase of having no standards and just picking based off "aura" instead of actual facts. I get that its unsatisfying, that at this level it just comes down to who has the bigger verse, but simon only evolved to 11D and the lowball DC is 12.3D. One's bigger. "But Simon always evolves," just assumes one of of the two characters is the "main character" of the hypothetical fight.
just that is contradicts all the scaling from videos like superman and zatanna, which is weird to do without mentioning that you're doing it.
he said it was legit before when DC had like a 55-60% win rate.
As the CVCKDAY of CVCKDAYS, I do declare the anniversary of CVCKDAY to be known as, Tuesday
CANON
NOOOOOOO WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO WATCH MY EPIC DEBOONK VIDEO? I DEBOONKED THEM!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN' SNOPES, I FACT CHECKED THEM SO I MUST BE RIGHT!!!!!!
this episode will make zoomers watch TTGL and expose to them to how much of a cuck and fraud Sheman really is
Kyle won.
"We must be better men and let other men fuck our wives. Isn't that right Kyle?"
I said this about Captain America vs Batman
Kek DCopers say this and act like this
RAPERAPERAPE
Favourite Rance character?
still going even after being BTFO by DB outright giving Simon existence erasure feats because Nia's love for Simon being stronger than the source
move on. you lost. leave with dignity
He’s been mindlessly seething for over a month now and after getting hit with multiple banhammers for spam, he has no dignity.
Simon will never be a bull.
0:02
what the fuck?!?
The character who embodies endlessly moving forward defeated the character from comics that embody infinite status quo and retcons
All is right with the world.
Kratos is getting GAPED by Spiderman while Asura is laughing in the background.
Asura is waiting his turn to get gaped because he's sub Kratos level fodder
Post Kratos moving faster than light.
SIMONBROS
Today my boomer dad forced me to watch an icky non-gaynax cartoon 'Flapjack'. It was so horrible
This boy, Flapjack, he fell in love with this girl his own age and then, the gross pervy douchebag adult man K'nuckles...he...he...he...
DIDN'T FUCK HER.
Instead FLAPJACK kissed her WHAT THE FRICKKK?? OM heckin G fellow Simonbros. It was sexist and bigoted and slutshaming women and it doesn't teach you about maturity and coming of age if you don't buttkiss a BULL who cucks you in exchange for some faggy shonen instagram quote about believing in yourself. I'm literally having a panic attack over this regressive shit. Oh my Goddess.
.....so thought Kratos as Spiderman high fives Asura and then proceeds to GAPE Kratos while Simon laughs in the background.
Holy shit :skull: are you ok fellow Simonbro stay safe!!!
...on opposite day as Asura copes and seethes over his loss to Kratos.
endlessly moving forward from Kamina's cuck worshipper at the start to...Kamina's cuck worshipper at the end...
Canon
Headcanon.
he doesn't know
All the battles get retconned after each episode
Kratos never won anything
SIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSOMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMONSIMON
Kyle lost :)
KINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOS
I FUCKING CAN’T! STOP FUCKING ASKING ME TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!
YES, I DO SOLO FICTION.
I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE!
Simon will never have kids and propagate his DNA and spiral power.
AND HIS NAME IS LE BIG BRO KAMINA SAMAAAAAA! *gawk gawk*
since Simon absorbed every other alternate version of himself and became the only Simon this means there will never be a Simon that passes on his genes
LOL
it's fine bro Kamina will resurrect again just like in the labryinth and impregnate Nia and then Cucky Simon can raise his kids after he's done polishing his sandals
Nope! His name is Simon the Digger!
still wearing his pathetic Kamina cosplay
Even in the spinoffs and crossovers, Nia still worships le Big Bro BULL Kamina
SRWCHADS always win baybee
see
…according to DB’s fanfiction land where Kratos is stronger than a mountain. In the world of the sane, Kratos gets one punched by Asura into red mist.
Kratos won this thread
Canon!
No lies detected.
Uhhh, death battle is canon now that we all agree Kyle and DC gets gaped by Simon's drill
Canon.
Who? I never really met him. I've heard stories about him but I can't bring myself to care about someone I have no history with.
…’s laughter at how weak he is.
So THIS is the love that triumphed over DC’s chainscaling and cosmology…
Doomguy won this thread
That’s DB’s canon land. DB’s fanfiction land is where WANKEDtos resides.
Ghost in the Shell and Deus Ex fight when
DCbros i’m SCARED!
OUTDCVERSAL BEAST.
Who can JC fight?
There is nothing more powerful in all of DC, than true love
…except a million dollars
Everybody look it’s Kamina Sama’s slampiggy
Now say his line “who the hell do you think I am”, bow to down to his golden statue a bunch more times, fangirl over how Kamina is the best and Kamina is the strongest and Kamina is the bestest at everythint, ignore Simon until he starts cosplaying Kamina again, then suck Kamina’s cock in heaven while Cucky Simon has to watch, just like Yoko
Did that make all of DC's cosmology not job horribly in DB?
Batkek was unaffected by it due to being stronger
...Are you alright, sir? Did you hit your head earlier?
No, you can't have the NLF!
Why are they like this?
EuroSISSIES live in FEAR of the pigskin
Nia? You alright? This weird smelly brown guy with yellow teeth isn't bothering you, is he?
Ttgl is shit
Canon
He seems to be mentally unwell, Simon! Should we take him to a hospital out of kindness?
DCbros... our comic sales!?
roleplay? more like super gay
Still not watching ttgl
who's baking the next thread
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DCeethe
The Major