How the fuck did Frozen blow up in popularity when it came out? It sucks ass

God the film is cliche as fuck, unfunny with qUiRkY humor, has all the 2010’s movie cliches like the annoying comic relief and bad twist villain, and also has stiff animation with visually boring settings.

Is it because the song "Let it Go" made all the slop-loving kids (at least they didn’t grow up on modern poorly-animated beanmouth slop like Big City Greens or brainrot like Skibidi Toilet LOLZ) autistically scream in joy and make the Disney adults everywhere jizz their pants? It seems this film’s kind of story also appealed to the type of teenage girls who dress up "cottagecore"-like and would read shit like Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. This is also the garbage that modern animation students with pins on their back are influenced by which is why the industry is FUCKED.

Like Frozen was fucking everywhere in 2013-2016, kids everywhere would sing songs from it, dress up as Anna and Elsa, also this film gave us Elsagate, which I fucking hate.

Like films like Wreck-It-Ralph and Tangled are much better than this shit but THEY didn’t get a massive audience like this. Also I kind of blame this film for the reason why Disney hasn’t released a good film since 2016 with the exception of Encanto.

because Elsa is sexy, and there's incestuous undertones between her and Anna.

Snowbunny main character

I only like Elsa, the rest of the movie can rot.

Ah yes, typical Anon Babble gooners like you think that sex is always the answer for everything, oh well, at least you aren’t jerking off to lolis like you always do

Honestly you probably the type of person to jerk off to ElsaGate videos like

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The only think I can thank Frozen for is that it gave us this hilarious image

Go back to Epstein’s Island

I’m not against jerking it to women once or twice a day, but people like you jerking off to kids means you a loser LOOOOOOLLLLLL

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Is this an unironic bot post?
Elsa and Anna are adult characters. The fuck you talking about?

Are you an illiterate retard? I literally said that I’m glad your jerking off to Anna and Elsa instead of lolis, keep up the good behavior and stop jerking off to cartoon kiddie porn

Control your cocks and think about the age before you jerk, cause according to this image your a diddla if you wanked to half of these princesses

This level of projection, literally out of nowhere, is crazy. You've been up to some real shady shit to project this much.

Brown hands typed this post.

Typical of you Anon Babblemos to defend loli shit, you claim that your pedo tendencies are a lie when not even browsing the catalog of this Loud House porn-loving board you see pedo threads like this

Anon Babble is not one person

God these designs SUCK ASSS, they look like Trolls from that shitty Dreamworks movie that Deviantart manchildren and Tumblr womenchildren watch the shit out of

You just listed all of the reasons it was popular.

bro this shit is still popular with kids because their moms indoctrinated them

I feel another reason I should’ve mentioned was because it was the Holiday season, a lot of people then probably wanted to watch a snow-themed movie. Like IIRC that film was SO popular that it was released onto DVD only one or three weeks after release. Like I said before I kinda blame this film for the reason that Walt Disney Animation hasn’t made a good film since 2016, they’ve been either trying to pump out lackluster sequels or poor attempts at capturing Frozen’s success.

Like seriously, Walt Disney Animation is on their worst losing streak yet, this era had only ONE good film this era and even I think that one was kinda overrated

Millennial parents don’t give a shit about what their kids watch, that’s why Disney’s live action remakes are doing so well

Oh wow typical pedo defending lolicon shit, you nonces claim that "jerking off to cartoon children is okay because they’re just drawings that dosent make us pedos nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhhh", retard, that’s like saying that jerking off to cartoon gay porn dosen’t make you gay

Cause little girls like princesses and songs you fucking autistic retard?

Yeah but other Disney Princess films of the revival era like Princess and the Frog and Tangled didn’t gain as huge a following as Frozen, the only one that came remotely close was Moana. Like Disney’s current post-revival era dosen’t have any hits among little girls except for Encanto, and that wasn’t even a Disney Princess movie.

Princess and the Frog and Tangled

music isn't as catchy as frozen's axis of awesome song, moana has the next best music,

with the exception of Encanto

Encanto sucked ass too, anon. Less than Frozen but it was still shit.

Speaking of which I feel like one of the issues with current Disney music is how they’re trying more to replicate the success of Moana and Frozen’s songs rather than making a good and original song.

Look on that "Cum on a Moana" song or whatever the fuck it’s called from Moana 2, a desperate attempt at replicating "You’re Welcome", Dwayne "pees in bottles" Johnson raps in the song, the fluid animation is the only highlight that kinda makes the song somewhat listenable (however it unfortunately appeals to low attention-spanned iPad kids), and the only thing notable that happened in that absolute nothingburger of a song was that Moana stared at Maoi’s (Dwayne) Johnson under his grass skirt, like seriously, look at the song on YouTube and see the replay statistics, there is a bump on that part of the video, that’s how fucking bland and forgettable this song is.

It's because it's got double the princesses.

Moana 2

can't be bothered, not taking anyone to see that slop

I mean I think the films good but nowhere near the level of Disney Renaissance good, it’s kinda overrated IMO

But at least it’s better than anything Disney has pumped out this era ( refer to the eras here) like Ralph Breaks the Internet

Given Disney’s losing streak Zootopia 2 is gonna suck as well, can’t wait to see the furries seethe over that films inevitable failure LMAO

implying furries care about anything other than the characters being hot

Lmao no Zootopia fans are picky picky picky, I remember when a snake was announced as a character for the sequel they seethed so hard, they like anthro mammals but no anthro reptiles lmao. Honestly it’s funny because Zootopia’s whole message was being against speciesm, yet the second they see a scaly they go like BURN THOSE SCIGGERS, TOTAL SCIGGER DEATH, lol fuckin autists

Elsa. That's it.

She was something of a novelty when it came to Disney princesses.

I wouldn't believe this if I didn't see it first hand.

Shut the fuck up retard

It was astroturfed to shit and back on JewTube right as zoomers were just getting old enough to click on their dads' phones. The end.

franchise with the whitest of white princesses sells billions

all of Disney's following brown girl lead movies fail to even come close to the same level of popularity and sales

Really makes you think

Let it go is a catchy song
That's it

Not true, like I said before Moana came somewhat close, though it was average Disney revival era film popularity, Encanto also became quite popular when it released. If you hear a Disney song played in children’s daycares, that means the films popular, if not, then the film was a failure

Yeah but listening to it over, and over, and over, and OVER, AND OVER AND OVER AND OVERANDOVERVAKDOSHABNSNDND really fries brain cells.

Also I find it funny how critics claimed the film was subversive despite including an annoying comic relief, death fake out, bad twist villain, and tons of other animated film cliches, did they not want to hurt children’s whittle feewings????? Did they not want to let them know the film is twaaaaashhhhhhh?????

it's subversive because elsa is the villain

Literally because of let it go, every other song was pretty forgettable. Its kind of impressive honestly but it's also why the movie felt so half baked at times and aged worse than Tangled did.
This honestly. Tangled may have kickstarted Disney's success in the 10's it did not have a pop song nearly as popular as let it go.