Death Battle
Death Battle
All of Alien X's victims in one image
alien x sure makes for a nice doorstop
Nega-Chin after being confronted by the fact that he would always lose in the story because the author makes good conquer evil simply transcended the comic and beat up his author
this isn’t an “anti-feat” since it uses the god-tier energy system in the verse, magic
Jimmy NeutronGODS we scale to this?
Note that Kratos is not there.
Card Game Supremacy
Notice how Jiren isn't there
Could this character fight?
youtu.be
youtu.be
Now that Simon took Kyle's life and his job, who's his next opponent?
Noone, now the forhotten reddit anime for cucks has less flop views than Fall Guys
...that isn't this one
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Nah he is only single universe tier.
completely shuts down Alien X with one simple trick
Regular Sonic
Has game Sonic caught up to Archie's power?
I know Eggman has already surpassed his Archie counterpart
Notice how KINGtos isn't in this image. This is because MY FUARKING HERO IS A BOUNDLESS BEAST THAT SOLOS FICTION!
forhotten
c*cks
Planet tier is equal to planet tier, so yes.
The REAL White Lantern
it's pretty funny how few characters resist fusion or de-fusion hax, the only one I can think that resists it is Dr Doom but specifically after he drained Annihilus of his negative energy so technically that's an Annihilus resistance feat
yup yup
MAGA scales above THIS???
Not too long ago, evidently it was in the Fractured Son run. Evidently it was enough to hold the true form of Eternity or something like that?
Can you explain this like I'm the same age as the target audience?
Dexter has a helmet which combines his intelligence with every person’s on the planet
Jimmy has a helmet which grows his intellect infinitely, to the point where his brain would eventually implode
meaning if Dexter puts on his helmet to get Jimmy’s intelligence, Jimmy can just put on his helmet which would blow up Dexter’s head way before Jimmy’s own head blows up (since Dexter would already have the entire world’s intelligence as a baseline with Jimmy’s intelligence growth exponential, while Jimmy would have the same exponential but with a much smaller baseline)
tfw we won’t get fun hax matchups like this in an actual fight since Death Battle would just go “Jimmy speedblitzes and cheese rays gg ez”
FUARK…
De-Fusion forces two monsters that were Polymerized together (fused) to defuse (separate). Alien X is a merger of two aliens, so that theoretically would likewise separate them and make Alien X stop being itself.
THE DRILLER OF DC
THE PIERCER OF SWANK
THE COSMOLOGY CRUSHER
THE LANTERN GRAVE DIGGER
THE SOURCE WALL SMASHER
THE MAN WHO DID THE IMPOSSIBLE
SIMON THE DIGGER
Fridge added
funny whats next?
I got different results
Alaska
wat
Yes, this is me. You might be wondering how I got in this situation...
simonjeet BTFO
I spent so much time focusing on powerscaling I forgot to good-writingscale and now my character only gets 1-dimensional scaling....
… and by victims I mean victimizers.
DC…
KEK.
Good written characters that people like and are inspired by are OVTERVERSAL BOVNDLESS BEASTS for affecting our world, btw.
isn't that literally suggsverse?
Simon...
Kyle…
Simon winning upped the quality of these threads, btfo'd c*ckposting, defeated swank, introduced yokoposting, and gave me a fun time shitposting with you guys.
So yeah, it was worth. My HERO Simon WON.
go to vsbw
check ben 10 profiles
all aliens are solar system +
check reason
scaling from [x character/alien]
click on them
their attack potency is also solar system level
reasoning is due to scaling from Humungousaur
click on his profile
attack potency solar system +
reasoning is that he destroyed the Entropy Pump
click on it
Entropy pump was said to emit energy which could destroy the reality of several light years
good heavens, destroying it doesn't make him solar system level because the alien in question can't recreate the amount of energy required to do the deed.
Less of a flop than Kratosura btw
Lel. Chain-scaling can get silly.
Yes
No.
how many views did Kratosura get in a week?
Maybe
About the same.
>character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com
Almost finished all the abilities
Can you repeat the question?
Cool
do pigs get Angry Birds Star Wars stuff because the Death Star in that has a universal statement
Do you agree with this?
No, because that machup sucks.
Popeye has more experience and is way more intelligent than goku
Mid-Godly; Like Lordgenome, his body is a materialized thought, which allows him to regenerate it anytime he wants,
Wait, wouldn't that just be low-godly?
We need more evil bitches in Death Battle.
Popeye stomps or mid diff, this gives too much merit to Goku when he doesn't have it.
It made history and re-established who Death Battle’s BOUNDLESS BEASTLY FICTION-SOLOING TRIO are, so I’d say yes
bros...
I'm old school. I see Popeye vs just about anybody and say he wins once he gets his spinach second wind. It would be fun to see Goku fighting his usual way while Popeye gradually behaves more and more like Mxy and Bat-Mite in World's Funnest
Beryl vs Repulsa when?
Popeye is not that smart either.
So you're saying Popeye's real opponent is Superman.
Superman’s busy…
Death the Marvel Abstract can’t actually claim fhe Hulk
Cool
Reminder if your setting is a:
subreality fodder
subfictional fraud
matrix simulation tier
below fictional level jobber
seen as fiction within its own fictional verse
Then your entire verse effortlessly loses to wall level Kratos with zero wank.
Popeye slams Superman too. Superman will LolNoLimits until Popeye eats his spinach and hits Superman and every time a hit lands a frame of Krypton's destruction plays over the animation
What a weak bitch
Wip
I mean, Goku is no pushover. He could give Popeye a good fight. Ignoring dimensional scaling, Goku is low multiversal while Popeye is just universal +.
The only thing less objectively impressive than GOW's country level macrocosms are Sailor Moon's universal mirrors and Seiya's universal pillars.
This Death is, by my estimation, about 5'4'' and 100 pounds. You're out of your mind if you think I couldn't beat her
Kratos would lose to my favorite fictional girls.
Superman canonically already fought Popeye once. Captain Strong is a parody of Popeye that DC made in the early days. he got his ass beat.
Goku is galaxy level+ per toyotaro manga
Memes, wank and matchups aside, if Kratos punched Everest, is there any possible outcome where it's completely leveled?
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
I....HAVE MADE A DEATH BATTLE THREAD! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
…all of which apply to the FRAUD of Warverse
Oh...huh. I guess that's pretty neat...What does it do?
The entire DC VIRTUAL REALITY is trembling...
No, né is sub mountain level.
What?
So you think the Guardians of the Globe stalemate the Justice League and the League gets smeared against the walls of the Watchtower by Omni-Man... Interesting.
IT SCREAMS, SHITS ITSELF, REGURTITATES THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND PUNCHES ITSELF IN THE GENITALS! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
kek
To be fair Seiya has actual universal feats instead of planet sized universes nonsense like the other two.
né
he*
DC is VR on paper
L M A O
That's just... retarded?
Could the Lightbringer beat Sonichu?
But what about his clash with Beerus?
k. b. c.
Setting attack names and attack descriptions aside (like the Galaxian Explosion and the Athena Exclamation) I can think of Hades making the Hyperdimension and maybe Elysium and the Underworld too, right? It's been like... Fuck, like 20 years now
no lies detected
Kratos is composed of countless 3D atoms that can individually solo their cosmology. It's over.
.....WELL FUCK YOU TOO STEVE
not him, and this isn't a knock against Goku, but do you think the anime added the "shockwaves are getting stronger as they travel into deep space!" thing because it otherwise wouldn't make sense for Earth to be intact since they were fighting in Earth's atmosphere?
It's always been universal by chain reaction since buu
kratos jobs to dr. weird's phone spiders
The concept manip would be type 1, Simon still managed to summon spiral power even in an universe devoid of it, implying transcendence.
chain reaction plus unknown time frame plus anime-only IIRC
Toyotoro isn't canon.
Source: me
yeah yeah that's cool and all... BUT CAN KRATOS DO THIS?
YEET
Absolutely not. Just look at his fight with Cronos. Cronos is 500m and Everest is about 9000 meters. Kratos struggles to keep himself from being crushed by Cronos’s finger and has to use the sword to put the guy down. He wouldn’t do jack shit to Everest, maybe with max strength full rage, could chip off 1/20 of the mountain at most.
You'll trigger the troon
Seiya is a fraud, weak and pathetic fraud. The best feats from the series come from shun, shaka, aldebaran, muu, shura, saga. About anyone but him.
Moro angel fused with earth was going to "may be" blow up the galaxy. Fraud verse from fraud dead author.
KEK
This is the kind of SOVL I like to see, thanks, anon
She died to getting lightly pushed in her own comic, so probably.
Look I'm all for highballing, but I would be really doggone surprised if anyone in Dragon Ball Super made a Ki blast this size
Well now wait a minute. Thanatos atomized four god cloths, each one of them having Big Bang level durability, then Seiya one shotted him with a power-up
Damn all of them mog GOW and Sailor Moon...
No! Stop it Hal! You can't just turn my favorite character into a bird!
He’s submountain level… that’s a little above his pay grade, anon.
K, b, c.
If hal could transmute things in a level like that, he would make himself an underage harem.
You want me to post Marvel's simulation?
That pretty much has to be the case. You could argue ki control, but the whole reason the shockwaves happened in the first place was because Goku couldn’t control Super Saiyan God yet.
nani ? !
By all means go ahead, I really don't care about you malding over the fact your verses can be reduced to subreality fodder while others don't have writing stupid enough to nerf them to the point they're so weak a single 3D atom solos them.
Toyotaro
Black Frieza in that is weaker then base GT Uub
Post Goku destroying a universe without Beerus’s help.
Black Frieza in that is weaker then base GT Uub
Kratos
Xianxia victim.
Yup yup. SB was literally too afraid of the designated literary genre full of feats men.
Xianxia is based on statements just like Kratos.
Does fighting people who have the AP to do that count?
Per toyotaro words goku is just planet level.
I think Batman could survive this. Probably
No, because goku is planet level. We are talking about near end of dbs goku btw.
Technically Goku destroyed a multiverse with Zeno's help kek
That's unavoidable with books
BOOM. Also how the fuck is this"statements"?
Canon in another work by Kirkman btw
He can only destroy planets.
Simon still managed to summon spiral power even in an universe devoid of it, implying transcendence.
Spiral power is very spiritual in nature. Simon believes in himself, therefore he has it. It's as simple as that.
ENTERRRRRRRRR
posts statement
Are xianxiatards all illiterate?
Yeah...In an universe where an intrinsic concept doesn't exist.
Reimu destroyed a planet once therefore she is goku's level
RetardBITCH…
jobs to apple on the head
A single QI gathering Junior solos your fav verse, btw.
this nigga be saying that nivels are featless
lmao
Gokubros!!
But would he sacrifice his Spiral Power to save the ones he loves? To cast it aside and lower himself to a simple human? You ain't dealing with a black pantomime shadow on the wall anymore, Simon.
I-I-I-I-If your feat happens in a novel then it’s a statement because……. BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!?!?!?!?
Third option. Save them without sacrificing what he needs to save more.
If he believes the concept exists then it exists.
just who the hell do you think he is?
IMG_2987
RTH
If it's not visualized then it's a statement.
FMA 03 is better than Brotherhood
meds now
goku is planet level.
Frieza in Dragon Ball Z was easily small star level, since he destroyed Planet Vegeta without much effort. Then there's Cell (while he didn’t demonstrate it directly) stated he could wipe out the entire solar system, and there’s no real reason for him to lie. Fat, Super, and Kid Buu were all capable of casually wiping out star systems, and given enough time, even entire galaxies. By the start of Dragon Ball Super, Goku had surpassed all of them. So low-balled Goku would be galaxy-level at the beginning of Super.
That fire hydrant is Boundless btw
On a serious note Where do you guys scale Zamasu? He arguably has the greatest feat in DB where he threatened to destroy multiple timelines and universes, until zeno killed him
Fate...
2-C
Adopted by 1-A chads as a daughterfu or raped if like Hal Jordan
nta but wip means Work in Progress
According to goku, jiren was stronger than him. Then moro appeared and he was the strongest character to that point. Whis said that moro was galaxy level.
What do you mean who he is? He's just a simple Digger who couldn't save Kamina and Nia. Not even with Spiral Power...
Show Goku destroying a Planet.
… is what I would say if I was a brain damaged moron.
since he destroyed Planet Vegeta without much effort.
Do you understand the size difference between a planet and a star? This is like saying I could circle the Earth in one run because I can run a 500m no sweat.
there’s no real reason for him to lie
Also no reason for him to know how much power is needed to wipe out the solar system.
were all capable of casually wiping out star systems
No timeframe.
By the start of Dragon Ball Super, Goku had surpassed all of them
Beyond a vague scaling chain that says nothing about nothing quantitative other than 'this guy is stronger than the last'. Super also gives us examples in Frieza and Android 17 that manage to work their way to relevance quickly in the TOP. He's probably not that much stronger.
Kamina was the Simon of yesteryear, Nia was an agreement between two betrothed. You wouldn't get it.
2Dvincible
KWAB
Not a full faction fight in mind since one is a near unnown and quarter baked at best and the other is the staple of the biggest fps behind cod. I just want an excuse to talk about helldivers outside of R----- and discord. More-so this is just throwing out a couple of small unit and squad scenarios and just general power comparisons between what we have comparisons for?
How many voteless to equal 1 Grunt?
Staff Overseer vs whatever you think is the nearest equivalent Zealot in power
Phantom (the drop ships) vs the saucers (if only as a matter of comparison rather than a straight fight.)
Brute Chief Vs Flesh mob.
How many of the flying bug guys to kill the jetpack overseer.
Harvester vs Wraith.
Holy FUARK, literally EVERYTHING that happens in Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones is a statement………
It literally is. Except for the live action adaptations.
They both had strengths and weaknesses. I liked "Sloth", "Pride", "Wrath", Armstrong, Kimblee and Hohenheim more in Brotherhood. But I liked Scar more in 03, as well as the art style. I won't lose any sleep over Brotherhood not having the Tringham bros or Frank Archer. And I didn't lose any sleep over Olivier not being in 03. But I ramble
what do you call creating a good future for the next generation of spiral warriors
I get the concept. I was just reminded of Truth/God's plain whiteness and mirthful mischief by the Anti-Spiral's plain blackness and mirthful malevolence. And how they're both gestalt beings kinda but the point of each character was different
Books are just a collection of statements yes
Feats can’t happen in novelsbro’s face when he realizes 90% of real life is statements because only history books hold detailed records of the past
this, it's all hyperbole and flowery language. i could kill most of those "immortals" with a gun
Meta-fictional fire hydrant btw
Hitler bros...The mass genocide of our hero is just a bunch of statements (that means that he is Kratos level).
I call it Jeremiah 10:23!
History books are often biased and academic scholars do have to read through them critically yes. You know kind of like all statements?
So Galaxies > universes
The only way we know planets and universes are big is because of statements
Alexander the Great invading India? Nothing but pure statements.
Photographs exist
He doesn't have imagination
Literally fodder human.
Yawn, you? Making a bunch of statements.
read through them critically
Well. Stop shitposting and read them critically.
comparing shallow fictional power fantasy wank to actual historical events
Powerscalers showing their retardation once again.
/DBG/? all statement cucks unless there is an image attached
America never declared independence from Great Britain, the Britbongs just let them go of their own accord and anything that says otherwise are unreliable statements
Prove the world isn't flat
files.catbox.moe
death battles for this feel?
optical illusions exist
I guess UFOs are real
The bongs never invaded it, all books regarding it are just statements, and the drawings a bunch of fanfiction.
1-A
chads
no such thing
shallow fictional power fantasy wank >actual historical events
They are the same shit
only retards know how to read or write. oral tradirion is the only path to truth
Even feats aren't 100% immune to scrutiny nobody denied that
Genghis Khan never existed, he was just a bunch of statements made up by desperate historians trying to come up with something to make everything east of Russia worth writing about that got taken seriously by plebs.
imagine this GOW tree transcending space and time
GOW is now gigaversal
yeah, antispiral is basically a demiurge-like figure, while truth is the actual god.
The past 2000 years? Literal fan fiction. The only thing that isn't a statement my reality. My reality right now is the only thing that can be proven because I'm living it.
Based and Socratespilled
The anon who said than the xianxia man destroying a multiverse was just statements? Most likely just an aus*ralian
Your own memories of real life? Statements made by someone with undiagnosed Alzheimers.
Kant disagrees.
Rand raped Kant. Who cares if He disagrees?
Same thing applies to LNs
FeatsCHAD, I KNEEL……
Anything that ends up with both fighters dropping the bullshit, the hax and the techniques and going fisticuffs at the end is some good, good, good shit
Australians jobbed to women with small boobs.
theillusionists.org
PD:Yes I know about the website name
the moment you look away from the moon, it stops existing
THUS the moment you stop reading about history, that past stops existing
our thoughts shape this reality
prove me wrong
Prove verbal or textual statements are feats
Prove you don't have brain damage.
I-I-I-I……..
check this shit out
You are using statements, you retarded BITCH.
Anti-Statementsissies……
all of the people here saying that novel feats are statements...By using statements
There is truth in what you say, but your lying eyes and lying ears will also lead you astray. The only thing you can be completely sure of is the choices you make for yourself and for others
No lies detected
novelfags desperate to not be seen as featless frauds
KEK
FUUUUCCCCKKKK I CANNNNNN'TTTTTT
I think Hulk vs Doomsday could be like this. I remember Hulk growing spikes like his WWH arm brace to punch Xemnu. so if Doomsday gouges Hulk with his knuckle spikes and Hulk responds with that, I'd think that's the coolest thing ever regardless of who wins (rooting for Hulk)
feats
lore
statements
GATTAI
Anti-statementbros got outed as literal schizos
KEKAROO!
Baxterbros...
Remember Weevil Underwood throwing Yugi's Exodia set into the ocean on the way to Duelist Kingdom. You're not seeing it right now but it still makes you mad.
Is not that evidence that what isn't now in front of you still exists?
Asurabros...
Featbros…
Philosophical skeptics state that "nothing can be known". This has caused some to ask if nothing can be known then can that statement itself be known, or is it self-refuting. One very old response to this problem is academic skepticism: an exception is made for the skeptic's own statement. This leads to further debate about consistency and special pleading.
Philosophical skepticism is a deadend because you have to doubt your own doubting in the end.
that that exists within me is true but I cannot argue that it exists outside me right now ;)
blow it out your ass
it's that self-righteous arrogance of yours that disqualifies you from beating the Truth
Doubting every statement about a fictional story is perfectly reasonable and isn't equivalent to denying reality exists or nothing can be known about reality.
FUUUUUARRRK, my character is only WALL level through STATEMENTS and INSIDE fiction that is INSIDE fiction.....
Simonbros...
Like Nia and Yoko blow Kamina’s cum out their asses?
Simon has a lot of experience with this sight.
But you pirated it Doc. You know where it's stored, you know where it is and how to get it!
CANONICALLYBELOWFICTIONperman...
Guys... Is all of fiction just frauds...?
Yoko is not for Kamina.
Shes for me
you own an Iphone and paid for a Anon Babble pass
Do you think that the Death Battle rules need any revisions or clarifications?
RULES
1. Combatants have no prior knowledge of each other unless specified.
2. To ensure a fair fight, any specific moral restraints from killing are removed from combatants. All other traits are considered.
3. A combatant's maximum personal potential is examined unless specified otherwise. Factors unrelated to combatants cannot end the battle.
4. Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.
Damn straight it was
Omnipotent Gods can't exist in fiction because they're based on statements.
Infinity can't exist in fiction because it's based on exist it's based on unprovable statements.
NLFs can't exist in fiction because they're based on unprovable statements.
Punch through American drywall and plaster walls
"Street level"
Punch through the Great Wall of China
"Building level"
So what is wall level? More importantly, WHO is wall level???
This has caused some to ask if nothing can be known
implying the existence of nothing
i raise it up: (buddhism) everything is made of the same thing. our mistake is thinking that we are separated from this via our human condition. our error is believing in somethingS. likewise, the concept of nothing is also a tool for separation and thus nothingness is illusiory. reality is void of these concepts
DID SOMEONE SAY "WALL"?
I’m surprised Green Lantern is even taking up a single country desu, but it’s not exactly a secret DC fans are brown
I think the ultimate conclusions to come to are that contradictions are what break statements.
You mean virtualman
For context, we are all definitionally outerversal to DC, Marvel and Dragon Ball according to VSBW.
back to
I FUARKING JOB TO INDIA??!?!
Kratos exposed how insane featschizos truly are
He unironically won.
DC…
GOW novels count as feats because they just do okay
Kratos RULES these halls
Just use your imagination to envision Kratos destroying a mountain bro
Isn't feats just describing something in a visual manner? Guess what statements can be...
Xianxia novels and LN are on the same level of credibility as GOW novels
Post kratos doing something like this
SEND THESE THINGS TO INDIA
mindbreaks featsfags to the point they deny reality ever existed
India doesn't exist until I visit it.
jobbing to object permanence
Featsbros this is your mindset
Featsisters…..
Remember that featschads are IMMUNE to R > F scaling because EVERYTHING not right in front of them is EQUALLY FICTION.
Featsfags have lost this thread before it even hit 300 posts. KEKAROOO!!
Object permeance is a NLF the can be used to wank any statement.
You can just say Kratos blows up multiverses offscreen.
You can just say Kratos blows up multiverses offscreen.
And what if he does?
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEW KINGTOS-SAMA IS TOO STRONG. STAMENT-SISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!
I love you guys, LOL
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
Kratos can kill Simon and Kyle while breaking the Source Wall and stealing Simon's infinite spiral power. How? Because he does a trillion times per second anytime he's not directly on screen.
This post? The STRONGEST statement of all time.
everything not immediately in front of a featsCHAD is fictional and thus exists on a lower plane of existence to them
featsCHADS can win any fight by just ignoring their opponent
HOLY FUARK
To expand on this:
We can only assume so much about a setting without statements, and those assumptions might not describe the setting necessarily (like we tend to presume gravity works the same as IRL, but that's not true in all fictions).
Statements are necessary for enriching a setting that diverges from our reality.
So when do statements fail? Well it is almost always going to come down to case by case situations. There's also the matter of being able to recognize when the language is poetic or figurative in nature. In particular, I think we afford too much literal interpretation to the usage of terms like 'transcending' and 'limitless.'
Kratos is the poster child for this situation because of his inspiration being from mythohistory and also action comic book. It also doesn't really help that we don't have much in the way of cross-referencing information.
While I am very confident in my presumptions that - from 2018 onward - Kratos is only intended to be strong enough to break through mountains and everything that is weird and inexplicable in the setting is afforded to magic, I cannot confirm this to such a degree that would convince someone that believes Kratos is some sort of universal+ entity of extreme power.
*looks away from the computer screen with this thread in it*
SukunaGODS our offscreen NLF powers solo fiction...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*Ceases to exist*
None of you even exist and aren't even real people
You're just AI chatbots
Reminder that all feats are literally statements our senses tell us. Even if you see something happen, it doesn't mean that thing objectively happened as your senses might be wanking that event
Kant realized this centuries ago
Reminder that KINGtos is the personification of all power and conflict and triumph canonically in the novels so every time you think of him winning a battle he actually does but not the times you think of him losing
Kratos can destroy mountains offscreen
Can't doesn't even exist since I've literally never seen, heard, felt, or smelt him. He doesn't even exist in my consciousness, therefore his life is a statement and I only believe in feats. I am the first person to realize this.
This thread? Very fun.
I love schizophrenia.
Blackbeard’s ability to win fights offscreen makes him stronger than all of fiction and this thread btw
You see Kratos is actually beyond boundless in reality but our feeble human senses cannot comprehend his vast power so our sensory data nerfs him to wall level so we can actually perceive him without overloading our feeble human cognitive capacity.
What we interpret as Kratos from our senses isn't actually the real Kratos that exists, he's a noumenon beyond our ability to perceive.
Kratos and Simon have buck-broken Death Battle threads so badly that they've turned to inane, psychopathic schizobabble to cope
I fuarking kneel...
I would like some legitimate discussion, I feel like it started from a place of legitimate observation, but that it was hijacked and exaggerated to a point where it could be mocked.
Chaos jobbed to the white mages off screen power, btw.
CANON
*stops thinking*
Kars…
Reminder that featsfags unironically think that if you die, your brain stops working, thus you cannot undoubtedly prove reality exists anymore, thus everything after you die is now ontologically below you, even your own dead mind.
If I never saw it happen then it never happened.
Featsbros…
I never developed object permanence btw.
prove reality continues to exist after I'm dead
Human memories are pretty fickle and false memories have been documented repeatedly. I wouldn't trust my mind that much.
Reality? Yep yep, doesn't exist.
Aaa, sorry buddy. The ideas here are pretty interesting. Maybe next thread the schizo levels will have calmed and there can be more discussion.
Featsbro…
featsbros when the universe turns out to be a simulation
I-I CAAAAAAAAANT
If I never saw it happen, then whether or not it did happen depends on if I choose to believe it happened as I am the sole arbiter of my reality. Thus, even though I have never seen Kratos canonically destroy a mountain, it is just as valid to believe that he has done it as it is to believe that he can't.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK
...I CANNOT...
I? A thinker.
I? Am.
Prove I'm not a Boltzmann Brain floating in a vacuum hallucinating you all in false memories generated by my consciousness.
The only reason you could post that? I imagined it.
Alien X isn't a fusion, it's a XYZ monster
Anything I can't see, smell, touch or perceive with my senses is a no limits fallacy.
A feat? Merely a visual statement and can be safely disregarded.
Object permanence in babies refers to the ability to understand that objects still exist even when they are out of sight. This is a crucial cognitive milestone that develops during the first year of life, typically around 4-7 months.
KWAB
A better example would be on the topic of Australia's existence. Many people believe that Australia isn't real and that everyone who says otherwise is a paid shill. Plenty of evidence exists that 'proves' Australia's existence.
But that doesn't matter. Whether or not Australia exists is determined solely by me, as I am the only reality that I can undoubtedly prove exists. Proof for or against Australia might sway me into believing either side, but even if I traveled to Australia itself and met their Prime Minister it doesn't matter. If I say Australia doesn't exist, then it isn't real as I cannot verifiably prove that any evidence against that belief is valid. Much like Australia, all of our universe only exists because I believe it to exist. Everything I see exists because I choose to believe that they are real, and that my visual senses are real.
YOU POSSESS NEITHER FEATS
NOR STATEMENTS
NOR LORE
kills the Omnitrix so Ben can't summon him, or kills all of his personalities in his Alien X form so he just stands there. Then kills him cause he feels bad.
kills all his weapons
kills Kratos cause he threatened to kill him
kills spiral energy
kills Simon only if killing spiral energy doesn't kill everyone else or if he's stupid enough to threaten him
kills Goku
King Yemma sits at his desk wondering why Goku isn't in the afterlife after he died
kills every can of spinach
kills Popeye only if threatened due to loss of spinach pissing him off
All of our universe exists because of GODtos.
humans literally are genetically predisposed to become weaker in early infancy
Choosing to believe in something based on faith in your fallible senses instead of knowing something is 100% true based on evidence and logic is literally NLF statements wank.
or if he's stupid enough to threaten him
why the hell would he do that?
Kratos destroyed the concept of object permanence
This is some weirdnass schizophrenia shit. Can’t we just post Death Battles we hope end in corrective rape?
Prove Yogiri's existence to me right fucking now. Otherwise, I will ignore your post and believe that Yogiri jobs to Ben, Kratos, Simon, Goku and every other fictional character.
Yogiri is the personification of the end as it comes for all things, so a wall of sorts. We all know what diggers do.
Featsbros this post is too articulate and well thought out for me to understand even a sentence.
cause he doesn't like being threatened.
Kratos destroyed the concept of needing proof or evidence
First you'd have to prove that that turtles exist.
Sorry. I just wanted to xianxia post
>kills every can of spinach
>kills Popeye only if threatened due to loss of spinach pissing him off
Popeye pops out of the story
Rewrites Yogiri's power to "folds laundry"
Asura has no feats because I never played his game
Yogiri can’t kill on an informational level
Case in point, people always remember the shit he kills
Post Yogiri not dying a virgin
Cope. The xeelee are featless
why would simon threaten him though. making a bold assumption here
Actually, I can intimately envision the Xeelee in a detailed manner flying around configuration space deleting the concept of transcendence from hyper-reality
Science isn't real
FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK
Yogiri is featless because he's a LN character
Kill yourself real quick and we'll see who's right
Jobs to Simon.
DONE
YUP
YUP
Umineko is featless because it's a VN
Lovecraft is featless because it's pulp fiction
Shoot myself
"see reality is still-"
Oh.....
You weren’t supposed to ask this…
Can you show me Kratos breaking a real world wall?
This literal who? Jobs to Alex YIIK btw
The bible is featless because it's a book
Archie Sonic? His comics are not a 1 to 1 depiction of reality, therefore everything that happens is the artists interpretation of what they think happened. AKA: Statements.
Archie Sonic has no FEATS!
Yogiri can’t prove that he can kill Corona btw
all games without fully animated cutscenes are featless
Archie Sonic and Game Sonic both even.
Games with fully animated cutscenes still aren't true feats since animators are biased and might wank the true, objective reality of what happened.
All Star Wars EU novels are featless
All Halo novels are featless
Are there ANY characters with real, verifiable feats or is everything just statements?
All games from a first person view are featless because the narrator POV could be biased.
The same way feats in flashbacks, dreams and memories don't count.
What is the actual consensus on "feats" in books? I feel like they shouldn't be feats because any writer can pull a Suggs and lazily describe their character blowing up 10 billion universes. We see all the time powerscalers using vague throwaway lines to justify high end scaling.
impressive technique, Takatou
but it is just mere child's play compared to our domain
At best you can intuit based on logical relationships
Okay, now we're spacebattling
They're in depth statements.
Simon would win because he's based and Yogiri isn't.
Consistency is king and contradiction is traitor.
Story rewrites to Yogiri kills popeye
Popeye Dies
Kratos has more feats than the Xeelee
Covid
Retard
Kratos has more feats than Featherine
Popeye eats spinach and resurrects
'dis is a death battle, not some lame storybook'
kills fagiri
'pepepepep'
Kratos has more feats than Azathoth
High IQ
Sonic beats Goku btw
spacebattles hates statements wank and prioritizes feats
spacebattles wanks Baxter despite books being literal statements
KWAB
Kratos beats Sonic BTW
Actually no. Yogiri's role in his setting is that, but he has demonstrated no capabilities of going outside of his setting to achieve anything. In fact, Yogiri's entire powerset only is a matter of his nature in accordance to his setting. Outside his setting, he is powerless
Doctor Who won
once Yogiri kills you, your essence ceases to exist so resurrection is impossible.
…in the fistfighting to the death contest
so nothing is stopping simon from just beating his ass with his own two hands?
sounds like an antifeat for characters from his verse, popeye has had his 'essence' erased and came back just fine
W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?!
Reminder that Kratos killed his irl Dev in GoW1 and in the novels caused the battle of Waterloo making him the only real world versal character other than Chowder and that dc character who stalks Alan Moore everywhere he goes
you are brown and own a Anon Babble pass
Holy fuark the Philosophical powers of Kratos are so vast they uncucked Cucky Simon!
No, Yoko is having hot lip sex with me.
All of Hindu mythology is written on books and thus just statements wank
Kratos has more feats than Yogiri
FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKK KINGTOS OUTSCALED CUCCKLEVELING
Kek, based, canon.
HOLY FUARK those feats are just as valid as EVERY Xeelee feat in the novels written in statements.
test
oh nonononono
Would you fuck Yoko in front of that bush?
Kratos is the King of Kings
Kratos, Chowder, John Constantine
The Trinity of Power…
Alien X being omnipotent via statements is just as valid as "feat" in the Baxterverse which are just statements
Damn I guess Buu is also omnipotent by book "feat" standards...
Reminder that c*ckposters are indians, hailing from a different continent, thus outside of my sight and actually nonexistent.
If you're talking about existences outside or above the universe he currently resides in he's already killed there.
All instantly mogged by 'fuck her right in the pussy' guy.
Kratos with only one arm, blindfolded, no cookbook, and no weapons can solo Composite, fiction and non-fiction.
Yes.
Bookfags in shambles right now
y'know when you think about it, these looney schizo ramblings are nothing but fitting for the tomfoolery that Wille vs Tom shall bring
Xianxiabros Kratos solos our verse when we both use statements...
can he kill Galactus though
Gordon Freeman has a boundless feat by book standards btw
It's so funny to me the cookbook reference was downscaling kratos.
Would you fuck Yoko in front of that bush while Cucky Simon watches?
He had to be held back so as not to shatter Asura’s entire verse
Yes.
tell him no and to fuck off, boco.
Does he still have his thoughts?
Then reality is as he perceives it, and how he perceives it is that he wins.
This is a literal power of his by the Fates statements
be a cucky fag like me boco
kek
Damn would you let Cucky Simon call you “Big Bro” while you cuck him with Yoko and Nia too?
Simonbros run these Boco statements are fucking kekking us AGAIN!
Godzilla attacked his director in 1991
So Kratos stole this idea.
you are an Iphone user and a pass user. you spam because you can't get over the fact that kyle lost so so you moved on to tom. and you are indian.
I don't give a fuck about Nia.
Or if anyone is watching.
FUARK THEYRE SUCH BOUNDLESS BEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTSSSS
Yes, but Galactus isn't stupid enough to screw with him.
Wrong, but continue seething, 'winner'.
OH FUCK YOKO AND NIA ARE BOCO’S PROPERTY NOW
The statements decree it so sorry cucky simon
Of course, if Kratos were to hypothetically become braindead/lobotimized (which is an impossible feat) All of Fiction and Non-fiction would collapse, and at least 50 outerverses and all copies of Asura's Wrath will be destroyed
Kylecuck so ashamed he has to deny and pretend he isn't a kylejeet and hide behind someone else
Every time.
How can any one take these threads seriously? Or Powerscalers in general.
See, Godzilla is faster than light because he trained with Zonefighter, who is clearly on the same level as Ultraman
None of these fuckers move FTL. In fact, Godzilla's pretty damn slow.
…and then Kratos awoke from his boundless dream, and because he no longer perceived the events of this thread, they at once ceased to be.
he just said he doesn't care about nia you blind retard
Kratos literally blocked light with his hand and we all saw it nonbeliever
Godzilla is FTL according to statements which are feats in books so Godzilla does have FTL "feats"
But is there anything that exists on the same level as Yogiri?
kylekylekylekyle
Mindbroken.
jeetjeetjeet
Obsessed.
Bullshit. In a movie he's clocked as not even moving at 30mph.
The Flash can outrun all of that shit by the way.
statements are just feats in books
so all statements are technically feats
Statementsbros we won
Nia is his property as transitive passing of being Cucky Simon’s new Bully Bull Big Bro
Cucky Simon will have to dress as Boco now to make her pay attention, but because Boco is alive she will join in on Boco and Yoko’s threesomes. The statements decree it so.
Featsbros…
yes. you are. with simon. for no good reason. you have been at this for 2 weeks now. fuck off and die.
RRRrEEEEeEEEEeEE
You? LOST.
I have a book that says Godzilla's the strongest and can't be defeated. Yet he lost to two baby new born mothra caterpillars.
Can’t wait until he’s massacred by the nobody Lantern, and without powerlevelz wank everyone sees it’s a mid very basic shonenshit where the protagonist is nothing but the dickrider of another equally pathetic male.
You lost lmao
Boco why did you encourage him.
Godzilla Ultima relies on the novel for scaling
a novel is a book that's just a collection of statements
OHNONONONONONONO
simonjeet melty
who lost the most recent death battle?
Kylejeet meltdown
You want the good Godzilla statements? A theme song in a children's cartoon from the early 90s, Godzilla's roar could shake/shatter the universe.
Who cares? You're losing your mind, which is real lmao
SAAAAAAAAAAARS PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM KYLE’S LOSS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
HURRY HURRY TRY MY RICE AND CURRY TRY MY RICE AND CURRY GOOD
Who cares?
if you don't care, why are you even here?
iphone kylejeet spammer
oh nonononono Cucky Simon just saw Big Bro Boco doing something to his bitch behind the bush AGAIIIIIIINNNNN
Huh. I just realized that’s a way of avoiding Multi-Cannon Shot: Multidimensional Probability Variation Control
It covers all points in space AND time. If you’re past entropy after time dies down, it’s not kkke it can go past time
Kylejeet melty
Because I'm winning.
Kratos?
can't survive with his brain removed
Steve from ATHF?
Survived with his brain removed
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE—ACK!
Hi, Raj!
THE KING OF KIIIIIIIIIINGS!
you cannot prove this
Because I'm winning
OK, where does Jessie's Arbok rank in Power Scaling? In one episode, it survived and shrugged off three Horn Drill attacks. Horn Drill's an instant KO in the Pokemon universe.
Hulk having limitless strength and being strongest is as valid as every book feat in Godzilla Ultima
at.. what? kyle lost. you spent a week shitposting praying for an outcome that never happened.
Simonbros Big Bro Boco has the Trips of Truth…we’re cucked once again…
simonjeet threadwide meltdown
Looks like the elevated schizo levels has summoned the c*ckposter from his hole.
Foolishness...does he think his fetish will allow him to overcome destined causality?
Kylejeet threadwide psychotic episode
God the anti-spiral is so fucking cool
I'm not your boogieman, schizo. I'm just an opportunist pissing in your face as you cry for water.
I can very much prove Steve can survive with out his brain.
youtu.be
Is “destined causality” what you lagann redditors call the canon moment when Simon watched Nia getting blacked by your avatar?
What a scary power
Saars... We job to literal shit-flinging chimpanzees...
FUARK HES UNKILLABLE
Kek and Canon
No lies detected.
Since it's not translated, what if there's a character that goes 'Holy shit, he's stronger than current day Hulk!?'
KratosSCHOLAR threadwide Victory
Kylejeets………
Look man, I just wanna fuck Yoko.
Thats my beginning and end of this...discussion.
why can't i read this?
kek
Simon's audiobook feats are as valid as Kratos transcending fiction
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO KYLEBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?
Total Schizo thread-wide domination
total featscuck BTFOing
he can't run if he's already dead. and you can't escape Yogiri's death just by going somewhere in time. (Various god characters tried that and died)
Zero lies detected
The official results are in, Kratos was the winner of this thread too
I'm not your boogieman, schizo
we know it's you because your posts are all the same and they all have the same behavior patterns. there was a mass deletion posts recently and they all came from you. over 100+ posts deleted. from you. do you really think you're fooling anyone with those low effort gaslighting tactics your people are known for when scamming people?
no i win
Why do 40k fans their verse is unbeatable and can do anything?
The official results are in, Simon remains a cucky boi this day too
As a neutral third party I can safely say India lost this thread.
I've played better games than God of War. On the NES.
New thread
India should be range banned and placed in the Multiversal Labyrinth
"I HAVE THE GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE AND HIS NAME IS SIMON THE DIGGER!"