Death Battle

Not the best one, but it is my fav-what the fuck happened last thread.

steals your favorite's powers

How do you respond without sounding mad?

He also fucks Thor's wife too...

THIS IS A CHARTS THREAD
POST CHARTS
YOU HEARD THE MAN, CHARTS ONLY. POWER CHARTS. SCALING CHARTS. WE ARE POSTING OBJECTIVE REALITY IN THIS THREAD, NO KEKFANTASIES

Raiden seems pretty skilled

That’s no great feat, so has everyone

Canon and FPBP

FRAUDyonder

Just another CVCK for Hal 'ghe BVLL' Jordan!

KBC

ENTER

ghe

ESL Lantern…

Forces Dr. Doom to penetrate her and get her pregnant because Doom is too scared to have straight sex and has to resort to adopting Bvll Richard's daughter because he can't have off-spring of his own.

How can Doom respond without sounding like a raped bitch?

*ANNIHILATE God of War verse*

Begone, Count!!!!!!

They're canonically glass cannons (at least compared to Viltrumites)
Blaster fire can tear them apart

Name ONE character who can service more BLACK BVLLS than Makima

gets cucked by Johnny Storm

WEAKtrumites are also glass cannons lol

Post characters with iconic attacks and moves.

what the fuck was amongguys
why was it even a thing

I....I can't.........

P-Please beyonder, I will prostate if you stop them...

Thor sucks

My HERO tanks that btw (he just steals them back)

That was a Doombot. Doom uses the Hebrew spell Kapparot to transfer his humiliations to Doombots

Fun. Normal people like fun.

Mara Jade

They tear Thragg apart and don't get their bodies destroyed, unlike Dinosaurus. These blasters only appeared when Thragg took over

silly stupid nonsense
ironically I enjoyed it much more than the big hyped episode

T-THOR...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! THOR!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! THOR!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES THOR PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK THOR ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK THOR SAMA!!!!! THOR SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR MAGIC HAMMER!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SON!!! THOR! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL ASGARDIAN PRINCE CUM!!! THOR PLEASE KISS ME! THOR THOR LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! THOR... I LOVE YOU THOR!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU THOR JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! THOR!!! LETS USE THE ODINFORCE TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! THOR!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! THOR... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! THOR YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! THOR! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... THOR! USE YOUR LIGHTNING AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME THOR'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! THOR!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY THOR EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! THOR! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS GREEK MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS THOR!!!!! THOR PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU SOLO THE DC UNIVERSE!!! THOR! FREYA SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER BVLL'S PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD THOR!!!! THOR!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!!

Bros... I think Dr. Doom jobs to Magolor AND Mynt... Look at him SERVICING this BVLL'S foot...

sonic cuckverse

*yawn* not even on the radar

... Thor thought of in his dreams...

Kek, based, canon.

Dinosaurus was the most baffling character in the comic. I keep forgetting he even existed

Kek, Kratos said this.

... Dreams brought on by Dreamcatcher from Skylanders, who solos both the Marvel and God of War universes....

Kek I remember when Kratos said this after GoW Thor raped him.

Under current Marvel editorial, Thor would kneel for Kratos if he was still a brown man.

Who?

Are these threads always like this. I have never watched a single episode.

Kek, this sad little bitch is someone's hero.

Compared to rognarr they don't seem more durable at the very least

TYRONE JAMAL DEQUANE, YOU’RE GONNA FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND TOO?!?!?!
OH HAPPY DAYS!!!!!

Jane, allow me to lubricate his BBC before you start sucking and fucking it, as I know you love to do!

Holy fuark...Thor's wife is capable of TANKING every single character in fiction with her BOUNDLESS PUSSY

To varying extents yes, also go watch Bowser vs Eggman it's kino
youtube.com/watch?v=vVIgwyMlHSw

Fuarkin' hell, I remember when Kratos said this lol

So are humans

KEKAROO!

OH NONONONONO!!!

Mynt uses her MULTIVERSAL POWER over reality to make Goku kill everyone who hasn't played Paraphore

HOLY FUCK... SHES FUARKING STRONG

KEKYPOOPY

I LOVE BBC!!!

Solar System level

Marvel made this canon btw

KEKYPOW!

BLACK COCK! MY FAVOURITE!!!
(Turns to the audience)
And that’s CANON!
*gawk gawk gawk*

Thorbros...why do we have to post fanfics when our enemies can just cuckoldry from our canon comics???

Why is kratos roleplaying as a woman who sucks cocks? Isn't that gay?

*Ring ring*
It’s for you

Cory Barlog wrote this to be the canon secret ending.

cucky thorbros??? Wtf you told me last thread even if you were cucks, at least you’re not blacked cucks but…you lied to me!

Because we have nothing canon to fire back with, duh. Kingtos is actually a flawless superior chad in canon, we can’t compete with him using the truth!

Our enemies can just cuckoldry

ESLtos…

Jane Foster's womb TANKED that

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Just stfu!

K-kratos really said this?!

AYOOOOO GIMME DAT ASS YT BIISH SHEEEEEEESSSHH

Canon
Literally Canon

Dracula should have sex with Jane Foster next

Were Jane and Thor even together when that happened?
I don't think so.

Black sperm in her pussy gives her a powerup, that’s why she’s stronger than regular cuck thor

Bring me Omori.

I want them both to die horrible deaths.

Jane and Thor have never been in a relationship in the comics. It was only ever Donald Blake and Thor. And That was over 20 years ago.

Goddess of Thunder? More like Goddess of BBC

Where is her Queen of Spades tattoo?
TONY YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD GIVE HER A QUEEN OF SPADES TATTOOOOOO!!! NOW HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT A HAREM OF BLACK KINGS???

King Toes...

Maybe she might stand a chance against Nono then.

With a purposeful grimmace and a terrible sound
He makes the Hulk a triple loss clown.

So, Thor isn't actually being cucked in that image, and kratosjeets are wrong yet again?

Tier 12: Cuck (All Shounen, video game and comic books characters go here)
Tier 11: Infinitesimal
Tier 10: Human
Tier 9: Superhuman
Tier 8: Urban
Tier 7: Nuclear
Tier 6: Tectonic
Tier 5: Substellar
Tier 4: Stellar
Tier 3: Cosmic
Tier 2: Multiversal
Tier 1: Higher Infinity
Tier 0: Boundless
Tier Ω: BVLLterversal (the antagonist in NTR doujins, neg diffs boundless)

Pretty sure Nono is way above solar system level?
And Diebuster was awesome.

*jumps up with thor powers*
*does a triple backflip*
*lands stretching herself on Jamal’s BBC with an echoing SQUELCH*
*turns to the audience*
And that’s canon! No masturbating to this thorbros, i see you there

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE DON’T LOOK DON’T LOOK AT IT DON’T LAUGH AT ME!!!

Ayo what’s good mah sheeesshhh you finna make me acc up ayo fr fr gimme sum dat fat white girl ahh *slaps it* *licks lips* hooo ayyyoooo sheeesh

Marvel's gods are sub BBC level

Absolutely disgusting. Kratos would beat the shit out of marvel Thor then teavh him how not to be a fucking cuck

My character transcends this scale btw

This place truly has the same quality as /DBS/ now

Blud got day dawg in him ayo finna give it to dat jane shawty LONGDICK style ayo

Yeah, but she also doesn't have a lot of good thematic opponents, Jenny's one of the best ones in theming and power sets even if she doesn't scale as high as Nono.

If we only take canon showcases Gojo is likely the winner.
He canonically gushes over black sorcerers because of their strong physiques to the point even the BVLLs feel weirded out by his behavior
Not even Deku gets to that point

Kek kek kekarroooooooo

My character is BBCversal

teavh

ESLtos...

It's literally just them

teavh

Looks like Kratos needs some speech lessons.
Let's start with the basics.
Now repeat after me, Kratos.
"Mynt, I want you to rape me."

Gojoxister here. I can confirm I lust after black cocks like my hero.

Threadwide ESLtos melty

Gojo spent his entire life thinking that he was special specifically because he’s Japanese

Chi-Chi. She single-handedly defeated Officer Black, Killa, Fuller, 21st BT Kickboxer, Onion, Scout 23 and Chok.

Jamal’s cock did to Jane what Wonder Woman’s sword did to Thor

I think chompy-mage posting at them during the Anon Babble exile may have drawn some of them here.
Oops.

Another thread full of cucks and porn addicted freaks...

Outerversal BBC

This is somebody's hero

See it’s a weird group joke when you dress Chichi like that but when you say it of thor’s girlfriend it’s literally the truth

Thor’s gf’s throat and pussy…

You joke but the stereotype of black men as sexually desirable and masculine is unironically boundless and transcends fiction.

All I’m gonna say is that the threads were never this terrible when the hot office lady was being posted. Just saying.

No, it's not.

KIIINGTOS WON THE LAST THREAD!

and asshole. Blacks love the asshole

Tell that to Luke Skywalker's wife

As the anon who complained the most about that shit... I owe you guys an apology...

That should be JANE FOSTER on that card!

I know, thorcucks in shambles

She's too busy getting railed by Chompy Mage

/dbg/sissies we seethed about Redditors being coomers only to turn around and make every single thread revolve around cuckposting and BBC………

Holy fuark…bbc infected and beat the verses of Thor…of Spiderman…of Luke Skywalker…it’s too powerful!

Damn right you do.

god damn people what's with this cuckoldry obsession?

Also, Gojo worships and respects black men to such a degree he immediately apologized to Miguel after that, Gojo... The guy who never gives two fucks about anything and anyone.
Imagine the level of respect he must have towards the African race to do this

Thor and Marvel comics gave us readers too much to work with

Lukefags mess with Kratosfags

get exposed as cucks

Thorfags mess with Kratosfags

get exposed as cucks

This is the end state of powerscaling: finding out who can project cuck fantasies the most

Canon
Like how Jane Fosters canonically loves black cock

i mean why are you spamming it HERE

She and Mynt and Dreamcatcher are having lesbian scissor fights RIGHT NOW while we all post here about gay cuckoldry... Women really are better than men...

Who wants to try next? We’ll keep going until you learn your lesson

Well based on what I’m noticing it’s big twofags and SWfags based on the times they’ve gone after Invincible.

Because it’s hilarious and they have no comeback to the truth

Does V1 from Ultrakill have a cock to use on her?

Kratos is immune to getting cucked because he is a black coded brown character

ENOUGH KEKOLDRY
ENTER.

V1 is canonically a woman.

ENOUGH ABOUT BLACK MEN
let's talk about black WOMEN

you spam things you're obsessed about

—ACK!!

Luke messed with CHADDY Mage, not KUKTOES... You fucking revisionist. I'll breastfeed you until you get big and round and explode.
Our hero CHOMPY CHAD has consistently KILLED and BEHEADED Krap Toes and yet his ACOLYTES are too afraid to call CHADDY CHAD a cuck, because they know it is UNTRUE and a FALSEHOOD that is PROJECTION on their part.

Dante never had sex and will die a virgin btw

+PARRY
Spank.

HAKITAAAAAA!!!!!

How could you forget the moral dilemma of siding with a terrorist madman whose attempts at stopping a climate catastrophe were by and large only going to serve to worsen any and all climate change, or fighting him I guess.

Kratos…you’re black? Wowww, suddenly I think we should get to know eachother better.

Taser level fodder

1 hour of Ultrakill parry sounds and clanking

FUUUUCKK I CAN’T EXPOSE A CANON GIGACHAD LIKE CHOMPY MAGE!!!

My blacked subscription ran out, that's why I'm posting my fetishes here

Kek, it is funny how this place went full prude mode (in fucking Anon Babble), only to be derailed by BBC fags.

The Mighty Thor...

Just read thor comics instead. Same thing

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh shawty built for a BLACK KING ayo ayo

...in my Indian fanfic.

It is just hard to argue points effectively when you get cuck and porn spam.

LUSTING over an attractive adult woman and drawing FANART of her?? What are you, some kind of degenerate coomer? Get out of here

HOLY SHIT! A THIRD thread dedicated to nothing but cuckposting and talking about cocks??? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO SIGN ME THE FUCK UP! MAKE IT TEN THREADS!

The Best Gangbang I ever had? Oh there’s no contest!

KEKAROO!

Thor…just look away!!!

literally immune to cuckoldry because they're composed of spacetime defects and Bose-Einstein Condensates

Scifi chads proving their superiority once again.

Uh oh.

Kratosjeet caught RTH again

Literally and figuratively cucked by photino birds out of their universe. Try again.

you JUST KNOW that Jane went limp legged for Miles Morales

Canon

At long last, I discovered the one true boundless constant across all omniverses...KEKOLDING

the smallest dogs yap the loudest.

Remember when humans got placed in a 4D cuckshed?

Jane Foster watched The Falcon and the Winter Soldier and Captain America: Brave New World while schlicking on her sofa to Anthony Mackie
Made it very awkward for thor sitting in the cuck chair

OH NONONONONO!

DEATH BATTLE,RELEASE THE EPISODE NOW!!!

SUPERMAN SAAAAAAAAAVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!

if you face any form of challenge, much less losing, or god forbid, showing feelings, you are le cuck

This place just wants to have Kirito level gary stues.

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Implying that will fix anything when Doom Slayer is going to replace Kratos’s role in these threads

Did Kirito’s wife ever get blacked?
No?
Then STFU thorsissy

if you face any form of challenge, much less losing then that means you have limits and you're not an infinite boundless god

LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do you think one dimensional characters like Gojo are popular?

Thoughts?

Death Battle is all about winning, masculinity, and who's the strongest, obviously weak sissy jobbers will be mocked and ridiculed

Bring me Omni-Man Invincible!

Luke Skyjobber...

I want them to buy into doomslayer wank just to see this place drive off further into deep end

IT CAN’T BE TRUE, IT CAN’T BE!!!!! THOR XISTERS HOW CAN WE COPE THIS TIME IT WASN’T ENOUGH TO SEE LOKI NAKED RUTTING INTO OUR WIFE IT WASN’T ENOUGH FOR DRACULA TO BE MAKING OUT AND SUCKING HER BLOOD ALL NIGHT LONG WITH NO PANTIES NOW SHE SUCKS BLACK COCK TOO EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

He literally jobbed like a massive weakling out of screen.

He is le gigachad for having “hype and aura” though so everyone ignores that.

Asuna was raped

V will tear him apart limb from limb

Exactly. Wankers don't want characters, they want unbeatable plot devices.

HOW CAN I SELF-INSERT AS MY ONE DIMENSIONAL BADLY WRITTEN WANNABE POWERFANTASY NOOOOOOW!!!!
Wait a second…it’s…it’s easier??? Oh god…I LOVE being a cuck! I’m such a happy thorcuck!!!

masculinity

Uh-Huh. As if the STRONGEST isn't this thing...

Then Kirito can never be the King of Kings.

Who's a big enough guy to take down Nolanverse Bane?

is the only overpowered undefeatable boundless character that actually feels like a character and not a boring plot device

KINGtos proves his superiority once again.

LIVING TRIBUNAL! I DEMAND YOU GIVE JANE FOSTER MORE BLACK COCKS TO SUCK ON! I DON’T CARE THAT LUKE CAGE IS MARRIED I DEMAND YOU MAKE A CLONE OF HIM TO FUCK HER NOOOOOOOOOOOW OR ELSE I’LL NEVER STOP CRYING MY CUUCKOLD TEARS OUTSIDE YOUR DOORSTEP

That’s why he’s the King, baby

Glad to see Thor’s wife is a proud BLM ally fighting racism one victim at a time

Kratos transcended the concept of being a gary stu

Post Norse Kratos not being a boring faggot.

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A RAT??? JOSUKE I NEED YOU!

why are half these people even in costume especially rhodey

Kratos is canonically perfect, flawless, infallible, selfless, the strongest, fastest, smartest and best at everything in all of fiction and reality.

“Black Power!” - this bitch

Anon,no one here knows who that is except you

Jane wanted them to keep the costumes on. It’s sexier for her seeing all the black studly superheroes who aren’t thor

Because their designs are so bland that if they weren't in costume you'd never know who they are

Yup yup yup, it’s canon

15000X FTL rat please understand

When Kratos meets Jesus next game Jesus will admit Kratos is the true messiah and the most pure faultless being in all of existence and beyond.

that's not even a stereotype that's common knowledge

It takes a high iq and a high attention span to understand the tale of Kingtos in his wisest years. There is much KNOWLEDGE he has to depart upon Atreus and you, the player.

Kratosbros...we sound like a cult...

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE KRATOS SCHOLAR KRATOS SCHOLAR GOOBLE GOBBLE

Kratos is incomprehensible to mere mortals

K O F F I NG

Kratos is the 2nd coming of Jesus that was foretold in the bible. The God of War is his scripture, and the method through which he is as we speak teaching the masses the message of Christ and to reject sin, so that they may transcend their earthly shackles and become KINGS as he did.

Some “hero” you got there, Kratosbros…

He's awesome, he's like my father but way cooler and doesn't beat his son like my dad did.

Based and canon.

K O F F I N G K O F F I N G

MY BOUNDLESS FRIEND! YOU HAVE RETURNED!

How do they reproduce? What is their society like?

Kratos died for the sins of powerscaling

What a HERO you got there, Kratoskin.

web.archive.org/web/20240523002403/https://paraphore.com/play/paraphore/
YOU WILL KNEEL TO HER

WHAT'S THAT MIGUEL-SAMA? YOU'RE GOING TO SPLIT UTAHIME OPEN WITH YOUR SUPERIOR BBC THE SAME WAY SUKUNA CLEAVED ME IN HALF??? AND YOU'LL LET ME WATCH??!?? WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOOOO I ALONE AM THE KEKED ONE

GOGETA BLUE

Kratos has never done anything wrong in his entire life because he transcends and manipulates all concepts at will, including morality. Right and wrong are just what he decides and they don't even apply to him anyways.

Right-click the links in the bottom left corner and click save link as.

K, b, c

Post "boundless" heroes most hilarious anti-feat. I'll start.

STEPABOOOOOOOOM

Reminder that the DMC bastards run slower than average civilian vehicles. They literally cannot catch up with ordinary vans (5 and new cartoon). Or break doors without weapons.

I begged Kratos to sleep with my wife but he refused to...

Powerscale these cocks NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
nhentai.net/g/565543/

I dickmog them all

nhentai.net/g/565543/118/

FUAARKKKKK
That's at least continental

Speaking on behest of Gojo.
You've seen a variety of young men and slots gather to him because he, unlike most shounencuck characters actually has a degree of masculinity and is self-centered, charismatic, views women as unequal, subservient and accessory to him instead of the other way around and just general acts like he has a huge cock.

Problem is this personality was captured in a jobber twink whose selling point is for Fujobait. God Gojob made me realize how pathetic and weak the personalities of most shounen MCs like Dragon Ball, Naruto and Wan Piss are, they are all spineless bottoms. You couldn't convince me any of their children are actually theirs with a DNA test.

So in a death battle thread, that is about nothing but masculinity and dick measuring, I will concretely say Gojo mouth rapes every characters wife in this thread while they sit back with a gaping mouth spewing some sort of Krillin pasta.

Literally this

Would've been better if they were black

he's not black, Thor, no matter what people on here have told you.

Why do you want to see this girl fight V1 so much?

Jane...

All lose to mynt desu

Tier -1: Beyond Boundless

Jobs to mynt if we're being honest

We are not playing your little sonic.exe oc fangame stop shilling it

Jobs to sub elephant level gokek

Are those… INNOCENT GREEK CIVILIANS RUNNING AWAY ME?!! HOLY FUARK, MORE SACRIFICES FOR YOU, DADDY ARES!!! I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE WHO DID NOTHING TO ME! Those men, women and children, their blood is all for YOU, ARES! My LIFE, my BODY, my SOUL is YOURS to do as you please! MY LUST FOR BLOOD AND YOU WILL NEVER BE QUENCHED! OH SHIT, there’s a temple up ahead! I bet it’s filled with delicious bodies for my blades. W-wait… my instincts are telling me not go in there… and there’s this old hag that’s telling me to turn back… WELL FUCK THAT BITCH! I NEED TO KIIIIILLLLL! LOOK AT ALL THAT MEAT FOR YOU, ARES! OH FUARRRKK, I’M SO HARD FROM BATTLE AND… OH MY FUCKING ARES, MY WIFE?! MY DAUGHTER?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, ARES?! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOU, I’M SO FUARKING ANGRY AT YOU FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!!! GOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!

*proceeds to chimp out and kill more civilians in his sissy fit*

I-I can not. Makima you are the queen of BBC.

Tyr and the DLC confirmed Kratos never killed any innocents he didn't have to, only those he had to to complete his mission (saving more lives than were lost). Also Ares mindcontrolled him to kill his family, that's not his fault

Kratos' wife and daughter were outerversal but Kratos was boundless

Who wins Conquest vs Makima

unholy trips

Very sexually!

Conquest. He blitzes and kills her enough times over to wipe out Japan's entire population.

Can the Death Battle general explain why lifting strength equates to who wins a fight? In martial arts, record-breaking powerlifters usually can’t win fights. So why use lifting strength to determine the capabilities of energy manipulators or martial artists for vs debates?

Isn't it racist to assume all black superheroes are friends with each other?

They do the cucking

God that'd be hilarious

Da brothahood comes ‘bove all else honkey.

Because it's easier to measure than striking strength

You can throw things at people I guess

so much?

So much? That was literally my first post.

There's loads of art for V and V1 on the internet. They're just sort-of-similar murder hobo bots that consume their enemies with similar names. Also she's hot. Any more questions?

Because eventually there comes a point where striking hard can’t make up for being outmuscled, Superman might not be a martial arts champion outside of certain runs but he’s so strong that it doesn’t really matter against the flying bricks he fights lime Goku.

Murder Drones zoomers trying to dodge the Skibidi Toilet asswhooping

Applying logic here any punch or lift would have an equal or opposite reaction, so if someone punched with planet shattering for it would be like being hit with a planet on your knuckles which would be about 5.9722 × 10^24 kilograms times whatever the acceleration of your fist so unless your character has a reverse durability feat to survive something like that then his bones would be vaporized and if he DID have a fest yo survive that he would either have such a high density he'd collapse into a black hole, or his durability and forces come from what is basically magic, and any anti-magic utility one shots them.

Every single one of those greek civilians is infinitely faster and stronger than thor btw

It’s just something I’ve seen a lot of Drone autists post about and I don’t really get it despite liking the show, maybe if I played Ultrakill I’d see why.

murder drones are myntfodder

Helps with grappling

Without downplaying, Murder Drones are Planet level physically and can dodge photon based weapons, with V1 Ultrakill reaching these levels of power only with lore and wank

Post Mynt destroying a building

Post Paraphore being known or played by 1 million people.

But it has been shown that fight is more about skill than strength thoughbeit.

Because some of those characters also happen to be monstrous strikers and skilled fighters

In martial arts [that are heavily faked like by chinks]

There's a good reason why Teddy Riner is one of the best judokas in the world. It's because he's strong as fuck and can manhandle just about anyone. If you're looking at it from an irl perspective for some reason, then there's a level of brawn that no amount of skill can overcome.

ARE THOSE RANDOM FORTNITE CHARACTERS??? SAVE ME ODI-AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

These are literally just traced renders bro...

This is one of Thor's strongest forms

Grim

sees a random guy hanging on the wall

smashes his head and throws him off

drops down to hang on the ledge when he could’ve done that to begin with and go around him

Not only is Kratos psychotic but he’s also retarded. All Tyr and the DLC tried to do is help him cope so they can prep him for his new job. Kratos himself said he killed many who were not deserving and people trying to convince him otherwise are taking any accountability he has for his actions away, which makes him even more pathetic.

Ares mindcontrolled him to kill his family

Why should his family suddenly matter when he’s ripped so many others apart in his conquests? He STILL kills more civilians after Ares is dead in his rampage across Olympus. That is and always will be his fault.

Is that fucking Herald Thor, the one that beat the shit out of Galactis, jobbing to random Fortnite characters shooting him with guns?

Fornite is above mountain level, bro. They're beyond Thor's league

Kratos would've TANKED this btw

Give him a good MU

You ask of things which cannot be done

Dude play Ultrakill if it's your kind of game. It's pretty good. You'll see why Murder Drones and Ultrakill are put together a lot.

Please actually watch the show.
The Disassembly Drones (murder drones) are not planet level nor are they light speed.

They're the scouring-planets-of-life grunts of the Absolute Solver, and are individually very physically strong with building-level strength. Low end, they are easily supersonic and high end they are hypersonic in speed. With highly variable weapons, as they can create whatever weapons they need through their hand slots. They also have potent combat regeneration, can eat their enemies to collect more material, and have a couple other neat tricks like their hyper-durable wings (which double as weapons too).

The Absolute Solver is where stuff starts getting Planetary and above in Murder Drones - due to unholy Eldritch Entity void magic. The Disassembly Drones, like V here, do not get up to that level. They are the infantry and servants of the Solver, thrown at planets to kill and eat the populace because they're murder-pet robot vampires.

HOLY FUARKKKINNNNGG SHIIIIIIIITTTT AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

DEADotA 2

Pick a relevant game
League won

YOU ALL AM COMPLETELY NORMAL AND THINK OF HETEROSEXUAL THOUGHTS!

Tranny things.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mynt destroys multiple buildings and the entire universe in one ending after septrica takes control of her. try again

V1 is for MTF

Dante across all mediums can’t catch up to a van

Sparda only sealed off the Demon Realm with some quantum physics magic spell, not raw power or some such

DMC Fags in shambles lately.

When does he get to fight Abomination?

V1 is for the winner of Chief vs Doomslayer

V1’s not multiversal or 11D.

Neither are Chief or Slayer

Who the fuck is talking about V1? I was shitting on DMC.

Shankar's fanfic that admitted himself wasn't canon

I think he tried to quote the fellow above you

No but Death Battle is going to pretend they are to appease Slayerfags and Chief lore wankers.

Paraphore is my favorite game...

The only Myntfag that posts in these threads…

V1 Ultrakill reaching these levels of power only with lore and wank

Ultrakill is uber wanked sometimes but only because many underage children have started to attach themselves to it because of its rise in popularity and how it's big in meme circles now. Sometimes you see people making completely random claims about Ultrakill from stuff in gameplay, with absolutely nothing to back it up. Things like that the layers of Hell are "infinite" - even though the Human population sent to Hell is finite and drastically dropping. Or making the Machines to be way more powerful than they actually are.
Ultrakill is fundementally a hard thing to try and get a solid baseline on because its completely gameplay controlled and you can do insane crackhead shit in the game. The actual lore in terminals and stuff paints a much more tame picture, especially of the machines.
I don't think anyone would ever try to claim that full Solver hosts, or the Absolute Solver, would be fair in being compared to anything in Ultrakill. The Solver would just instakill everything.
Which is why the conversation is usually only ever kept to the disassembly drones, their level of power fits right in with the warmachines of Ultrakill that are invading Hell.

DMCverse is held in place by a spike

The whole verse is railroad worker level fodder.

...is kratos...

… and his son Atreus who sometimes posts in his computer while he’s busy.

…is thor…

You must concede

...That spike sealing two universes, retardo bro.

Dante would otherwise be cooler than nuKratos or nuDoomguy but the powerscalers unironically dragged down the reputation of him and his IP

Only legitimate retards think that a bunch of geeks making fake scans tanked DMC’s reputation.

dante? myntfodder

That's the part I don't get. DMC is all around agreed to be an appealing franchise that doesn't need biggaversal numbers to be cool but some fans are insecure tryhards.

DMCverse is so weak a spike can hold two universes together in it

Yawn. No wonder Dante struggles to open doors.

That's powerscaling in a nutshell

DMC

Asura

It's the capcom curse

That is retarded, stop "pretending" to be retarded, by that logic all humans are...Street levels at peak.

Kratos destroyed the reputation of an ENTIRE company in battleboarding IRL

BOUNDLESS BEAST

Pretending

Oh he’s not faking.

Street levels at peak.

humanbros...

Almost all Machines are Town-Large Town level due to scaling to Corpse of King Minos, doesn't matter since Disassembly Drones fight Uzi who tanked the second Copper implosion

Infinite speed vans vs Infinite speed dogsleds

I think the point he is making is that disingenuous interpretations of incredibly vague statements can go both ways.

GOWfags could fake scans and get away with it.
They scale above DMCfags.

Even if the scans were discovered to be forgeries people would still accept anything that makes Kratos more powerful.
This phenomenon is most pronounced for Kratos, in that sense he's very unique among all characters. Maybe he is boundless after all.

complete immunity to being fraudchecked irl no matter what

people will make excuses for you to justify anything

I told you, KINGtos transcends fiction

No? That spike sealed two fucking universes, that is a feat, a normal spike isn't doing that. Jesus Kratos really mindbroke this place.

wanked to infinity since he ignores all facts, logic, reason and evidence

accepted to be this powerful because he never gets held accountable for anything

Chudtos sounds like a certain orange man

That spike? 2 tiers below mynt's cock

Here you go DMC, you get one pity win. Maybe.

What's Cutie Honey's best matchup?

I'm starting to think the more you criticize kratoswank the harder people will believe in it.
Kratoswank is actually immune to criticism at this point.

Dante across all mediums can’t catch up to a van

Neither Nero, IIRC.

casual planet buster

even without it he can scream at high frequencies to rape your eardrums

This femboy was made to one shot viltrumites

IDK, but Cutie Honey should have sex with Alita.

Kratos would demolish his bussy because he's bisexual btw

Literally a ‘My Dad could beat up Your Dad’ fight

I’m kinda into it honestly.

jobs to mynt

Oneshots both of your universes at once

In Bayonetta, homunculi and demons can destroy universes as collateral damage when they clash. They are immune to conventional human weaponry, even when not concealed in Purgatorio, as confirmed by homunculi cutscenes in Bayonetta 3.

In DMC, demons are discriminated minorities, chased away by humans to the darkest depths of Hell (or Underworld), who are just doing their best to survive. Even in the actual games, they fail to destroy anything beyond a city or island.

And somehow people think that Dante can get rid of demons, no matter which IP they come from? Even Doom's demons are more powerful and competent.

Haven’t you heard? DMC Demons are above platonic concepts. That means DMC Humans > Bayonetta.

Post Bayonetta not dying to cars on Highway 666.

Post Dante not dying to Mallet Island collapsing on him.

Post Dante destroying a door.

Islands are bigger than cars.

And smaller than Universes

Post Dante destroying a door.

... Fuck.

So in a death battle thread, that is about nothing but masculinity and dick measuring, I will concretely say Gojo mouth rapes every characters wife in this thread while they sit back with a gaping mouth spewing some sort of Krillin pasta.

I've been doing Gobots research and Leader-1 is probably one of the most useless "Leader" characters in fiction. Why the fuck do the Renegades consider him a threat?

Mynt raped me...

Kratos...

cool so what are Dante’s/Vergil’s actual feats since you seem to be a dmc scaler

Could Babidi take control of dc or marvel cape heroes and villains that aren't pure hearted and make them his tramp stamp spade slaves like Bejita and Dabura?

Isn't this mynt character a woman? Wouldn't that be a good thing?

He could just make infinite magic clones of everyone

Hi, Galaspek.

She can have a penis in some scenes.

who is mynt?
how do I get her to rape me?

Dr. Doom...

Ask Kratos.

Kratos…

a forced meme that won't last unlike my hero

enter thread

I see him

Ook Ook SISSYtos!

Kratos transcends buddhahood

So can we agree this is officially the worst waiting period right?

Kratos, battered, bloody and heaving allows himself to rest for a moment.

That monkey was... far more powerful than anyone I've ever fought.

he feels a hand clasp on his shoulder, can feel the fur

he turns his head to see the smiling face of the monkey he had finally defeated

'Man, I'd hate to be that guy.' the monkey says as he points to the monkey on the ground, which turns into a single strand of monkey fur

Kektos is nothing compared to Buddhahood.

*Rapes Yujiro*

Buddhahood is omnpotence but Kratos is beyond omnipotence

you cannot be beyond omnipotence, you retarded troglodyte

Kek canon

More like gets raped by Yujiro.

Only if you're a weak jobber

That's what sissytos is, anon.

Post-Among Us vs Fall Guys wait periods have all been the worst including this one since it's filled with even shittier /dbs/ regurgitated posts and actual mindbroken anons
this might be worse since the fags here don't have an excuse to not discuss the next episode unlike the last two

You can if you’re Boundless like Kratos. Infinite power is supposedly a boundary you cannot cross, but Kratos knows know bounds, his power transcends human ability to numerically account

knows know bounds

Kratosjeet...

Kratospotence is only reachable by Kratos himself

can numerically count

just like the amount of clones the Wukong can make, all of whom scale to him, and he scales above Weaktos.
but unlike Weaktos, he is not a psychopath who murdered innocents in a sissy tantrum

knows know bound

ESLtos…

Why are people saying I’m boundless? I’m can’t even destroy a mountain!

Why are all Kratos posters smelly uneducated brown people?

Post Kratos “scholars” not making constant ESL mistakes in their posts.

It's okay Kratos... once you've warmed up, maybe you could do it?

Sun Wukong...

Kratos

you're smelling the bait you dumbass and you keep biting it

I... I... I...

kratos, like his fanboys, was a poorly educated brown person
then he turned white from his wife and daughter's ashes, and became better

I’m can’t

Learn English first before even attempting to do it, Kratos…

at this point it has to be just two shitposting sides, the anons here aren't dumb enough to fall for the same bait for 5 months straight right?

Shieeeeeet Kratos done murdered and ate his albino senpai and gained dem superpowers like a god and shit bruh

Kratos is a greek. English is a sissy language.

Robert Kirkman...

Kratos is a fraud bigger than Homelander and Immortal but his fans are a special kind of deranged.

dont put Immortal into the same category as those two giga frauds
Immortal is merely a 'regular' fraud

Kirito did nothing wrong, fag

no they actually are that retarded, notice how they’re not responding as they're in their own echo chamber devoid of intelligence

He ADMITS that all Kratosfags are sissies because they post in English

CACHI CACHI CACHINNATION
/DBG/ GOT TOTAL DOMINATION
KEKA KEKA KEKAROO
HERE'S YOUR LOSS.... FOR YOU!

ENTERRRRRRRRR

Reimu = bootleg

Man, in retrospective no "super duper strong believe me" shitpost character was as funny as Itachi was.

Reimu vs Sayo, who wins?

Pocky & Rocky is the GOAT, so Sayo.

Itachi gave me aids

You know a Miko is a cultural thing in Japan, right? It's like calling a Japanese school girl a knockoff of another one, solely because she wears a school uniform.

both these girls?
Myntfodder

For the ten billionth fucking time-
Loud noises don’t do shit to Viltrumites. Mark and Thragg were fighting inside the roaring ball of plasma that is our sun and didn’t care. Hell, the explosion that destroyed Viltrum didn’t even phase them. They only have an issue with a specific frequency that messes with their equilibrium.

Reimu was stated by her fucking creator to be directly ripping off Sayo.