Does Anon Babble like analog horror?
Does Anon Babble like analog horror?
I love Somnium Dreamviewer and I wish she would make more
no.
wake up joseph
I don't even know what it is
Jesus, whatever happened there...
Gemini Home Entertainment is really good, Mandela Catalog never interested me, and Monument Mythos was kino af until the modern day shit in the 3rd season killed it.
i love Gemini, but it honestly just made me realize how bad Local 58 actuallly is.
They have an inherent problem with becoming "lame" as the series goes on. A recent analog series (Tale of Two Earths) that I actually liked is a good example of this. The first three videos were actually pretty good
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But as the series went on, the creator had to explain the story more and more and that's where his lack of budget and voice acting came to light and it became kinda cringe and relying on cheep static and loud noises made me lost interest
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Not me.
gabriel was actually... the bad guy????
Point out that Analog "Horror" is not remotely scary
The kiddies always, without fail, say "I-it's not supposed to be scary!"
i have never heard anyone say that.
it's Lucy on an alt account.
No, it's fucking awful and most of it isn't even Anon Babble
I do, but I don't like having to piece it all together. So I guess actually no? I like series like Game Theory when they just sum everything up for you. Problem is GT does it once, then never goes back for an update. If anyone knows of a good channel for that just does that I would love to hear about it.
Mandela catalog was boring without much payoff, Greylock was boring and slow, never watched monument mythos, Urbanspook was decent, local 58 was ok. Walton files was decent.
The whole analog set up just doesn't work for me, I know it's mostly "ImAgInAtIon" but a stretched out face with a sudden screech doesn't make me shit my pants and squeal like it does to zoomers.
At least Urbanspook and Walton files wasn't afraid to go there, sadly both have very bad reputations
(Mona my beloved)
Horror is so fucking sanitized to zoomers it's disgusting, I watched a reviewer because I'm not going to watch 5 videos for a shit payoff and that dumbass kept pausing every few seconds, anyway the point is that Zoomers need everything to be pure and sanitized. Urbanspook didn't and I applaud him but you see the amount of hate it got him. Like, look at Walton files. Back in 2014 we had Fnaf that involved child murder and now we have a Fnaf parody that barley has the balls to touch on it. Either go there or don't.
I can never take the edited, distorted smiles in these seires seriously, they constantly remind me of this.
Why did everyone hate Urbanspook so much?
Be analog horror
Have your antagonist be 'Scary Randy' and have them drive people insane and blows their dick off with the power of a 1945 radio playing C-bat
Somehow extend this premise to 100 videos, Hundreds of creators posting 17 hour long videos "We need to talk about-" "The scariest thing I've seen.." "The incomprehensible Horror of Scary randy" "You won't survive Scary randy"
Becomes the most popular thing on the Internet until the creator troons out, Touches a child or goes batshit insane with the "pressure"
portrayal of child sexual assault making people on the """community""" uncomfortable, not to mention Urbanspook acting like a total retard after the Mandela faggot shat on him.
I don't know, I actually really like it. People always portray bill as thick and built like a wall when canonically he's built like an anorexic lmao
Yet child murder in Fnaf/Walton files is completely ok to these people. Hypocrites.
It's shit
Urbanspook is one of the only analog horror series I'm still excited for new videos from.
I couldn't give a shit what The Mandela Catalogue posts these days.
I think vita carnis is pretty fun, not very scary though.
Vita Carnis feels like one of the only analog horror series left that normies still like.
So what exactly is going on with Gabriel in MC? I know he's Satan is disguise but I really dont get the impression that there's a story planned out here. Feels like the creator is just making it up as he goes along.
I wish Local 58 or Greylock were still making things.
The mimic videos are pretty scary, other than that I don't see the appeal.
This random fleshy beasts came out of nowhere
We're completely ok with this and we even eat them(?)
Dumbass
Cause Murder is badass but rape and torture are gay
Idrk I just think the part with them balancing out the natural ecosystem with things that promote plant growth and counter humanity/technology was pretty cool and novel.
Part of it is the huge government conspiracy to keep the meat creatures there. I think Darian said at one point that if they actually wanted to get rid of the carnis they pretty easily could do so.
Shes unironically scarier than most analog horror villains
Local58 made a video last Halloween but nobody seemed to really care.
It's weird. but it didn't feel that special considering Local58 is like the grandaddy of analog horror.
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Is monument mythos as good as everyone sucks it's dick over?
I like wendigoon but he has shit taste
Most people think the killer is a man
Nobody cares
Turns out the Painter is a woman
Suddenly tons of fanart of Mona as a cute waifu
Weird how that happens.
Shit like Analog Horror and Mascot Horror is rarely unironically consumed by people above 14, it's like the modern equivalent of Goosebumps but more inclined to teens
i think he mentioned there being a planned storyline by around the 3rd or 4th video, but idk how we'll get to his desired ending or if that's been dropped by now.
it varies between regular kino and schizokino
there are really fucking good parts, but the rest of the story is only good if you are mentally ill, just like the creator.
Because Mona is a gem.
If it was a man, it'd just be another balding creepy man murdering random folk.
But it's a girl, rarely do we get girls that are allowed to be somewhat fugly and kill just to kill. Most female serial killers in media are sexy killers who kill in retribution or vigilantism or bs. Mona kills weak and unsuspecting people she has no rhyme or reason, she's greasy, Creepy pale and psychopathic. It's something new to the horror formula.
She brainwashed a cop, kills and rapes people, she's freaky as hell and creepy as hell.
It doesn't help she's unexpectedly attractive.
Most other analog horror villains will send you to hell or make you live forever in some kind of eldritch hive mind.
Mona on the other hand will do shit like skin you alive and rape you after that just to make it as painful as possible.
The other options should be worse but Mona's stand out as especially evil since half the shit she does is possible IRL
The new Monument Mythos videos are pretty good
Even if I still have no clue what the hell is happening.
Call me a bitch with no pain tolerance but I'd rather be driven to insanity then whatever the hell Mona is going to do to me
It's shitpost post-humor elevated by being presented with sincerity. Like it is fulled exclusively by the author's intrusive thoughts and niche obsessions, like a unholy mix between a Terry Pratchett novel and Aqua Team Hunger force Episode
I still kick myself for not jumping on the trend to make bank back in 2021
There are still some being made, Just got a make a really good one to break out.
Urbanspook tried to make her as nasty as possible. but that only made the weirdos (like me) find her all the more attractive for it.
I find her attractive but can't place why, Can you?
Sadako gave you a hardon. Also, she's got that 'flapper girl' lip thing going on.
Considering the shit she does.
I imagine she's a complete freak in bed.
Like having sex with her would change you
Did people actually find the googly eye shit scary?
I wonder why humans getting replaced with doppelgangers has been such a prevalent media trend this decade...
It's alright, not like i hate it but it's ok considering there are some good series in the genre. even if most of them don't fit the standards to belong on Anon Babble.
6'4-6'6
Absolutely no tits
Absolutely no ass
Possibly cleft lip and or palate
Receding hairline
Big ass forehead
Greasy
Sexy eyes
Most likely smells like guts, shit and blood
Canonically does copious amounts of drugs
Canonically rapes any and everything
Canonically drinks piss and blood
Canonically cannibal
Lives in an abandoned warehouse
Waifu material honestly
Zoomers are afraid of loosing their coveted "individuality"
Advent of AI
zoomers just being retardated
Pick one
We're on volume 5 and we still don't know what Gabriel's endgame is. Replace humans with alternates? How is literally everything he has ever done (make alternates who don't know they're alternates like Adam, have the tech guy fuck around with some tapes, NOT kill the police guy who is the only character who knows about all this evil shit, NOT do anything for over 2000 years since he killed/trapped Jesus, etc.) gonna help with that plan?
It's hard to care about what's going on when even basic shit is still unexplained. Mandela Catalogue is a cool idea but with an increasingly retarded execution. Last video had alternates cyberbullying people, come on.
My main problem with analog horror is that it’s formatting is innately weird, it raises questions of who is recording all the footage and who is finding and uploading the footage (if it’s not the same person, which is usually isn’t given how much the recording person fucking dies)
true.
Sort of sucks that Local58 is so overlooked these days. it's still the best analog horror if you ask me.
It's kind of fun to worldbuild
But it's not scary
Simple really humans are much easer horror villains to make than any kind of unique monster.
Horror has done this kind of shit for years. just take a human and make them turn into some kind of monster.
Before it was zombies. now it's doublegangers
the fact that urbanspook remained consistent and didn't budge to the controversy makes his story solid. i don't know what the analog horror crowd expects from when is about someone taking the life of someone, the act itself already states how little it cared for the body but somehow these zoomers believe that as long as they don't say slurs, then the murderer is ok in their book
The man in the suit did a decent job until he ran out of ideas and just said "I was mailed these tapes from someone"
Before it was zombies
And that was predictive programming for 2020, so what's all of this?
Not only did he remain consistent he locked in for the latest episode
it's the same stupid shit as nobody having a problem with the Joker making soup of out a baby and feeding it to the parents but will flip a lid at the idea of him being a rapist.
Cause it was mostly just text and a spooky painting. "Hell" was peak though.
at the idea of him being a rapist.
or a nazi
monument mythos was promising at first but by the end it lost that touch, though i liked the twist he did with the action comics
I think the writers realized this and wrote "Three jokers" and the surviving Joker literally has a monologue about how joker is nothing and everything at once and how if it causes chaos joker will believe it, it people hate it joker will do it, if it causes pain joker will do it
AWOOOOOOAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Weirdly enough old stuff like Marble Hornets I feel like did a much better just with framing the context of the recordings
90% of his videos were the same shit until the camera and live action segments on the last ones