Death Battle

When's he gonna get his turn? We really should've gotten a Yakuza episode or two by now.

turn the dial up to 11

Alright give me a good MU

Post Kyle destroying a planet.

Friendly reminder that My Queen is one of the few characters that actually has legit massively hypersonic scaling using calcs.
Why? Because her fight against the gun devil have us the distance, time, and a detailed narration of what happened during each second.
This is likely the only example in Shounen of such a thing happening

kyle goes to thank him

offers a beer in peace

waits until kyle's half way done

stuns him

kyle is floored

austin crawls on him and cusses him out to his face

gets up, flips them both the bird

catches another beer

drinks it

leaves

The Helltaker from Helltaker. It'd be funny just because they look so similar.

"Time, huh.. thanks for the-

"LAUNCHING THE PROBABILITY MISSILES NOW! FIRE FIRE FIRE!"

Legends...Icons...Paragons...Champions...My FUUUUUUUUUARKING Heroes...!

that city that he blew up was the size of a gazillion planets and each of those atoms inside that city contained an infinite sized indestructible universe a bajillion times bigger than our universe

Nicolas Brown (Gangsta)
Wei Shen (Sleeping Dogs)

Kratos…

...and Silver is there too for some reason.

We know, goku

And FAILS I guess??

I wish I could lift as much as Spiderman-sama, ten tons is just too much for my puny body sadly...

...are not pictured with these FRAUDS!!

Put your character on Earth. Their goal is to completely destroy the planet through any means necessary.
If your character takes more than 5 seconds to do this then they are weak.

Wei Shen, Tommy Vercetti, Ryo Hazuki

CANON FEATS OF SWANKED KYLE

Recreated the infinite DC universe into a 16-D INFINITY+1 Universe

Made a Construct 10 times bigger then STTGL and stomped Simon like an Ant.

Fought the Legendary Warriors KINGtos and Jiren to a standstill in a Free for All

A Punch-Clash with Omni-man Eviscerated the Entire Xeelee and Marvel Verse

Defeated Arle in a match of Puyo Puyo

Shook all of Dreamland with his Mere Presence.

Tanked Gojo's Infinite Void with out his ring

Saved Hulk from getting Gaped by Godzilla

Killed all discussion of Doom Slayer VS Master Chief

Frauds

Tails has a 100% win rate

Silver has a 100% win rate

…and KINGtos’ five court jesters

...in my homosexual fantasies

Why are they naked

Fought the Legendary Warriors KINGtos and Jiren to a standstill in a Free for All

HOLY FUARK

Simon makes a mech of his BULL Kamina

Kyle makes a mech of Yoko

Death Battle needs to go full cancer and bring in Homestuck. They already have RWBY, so may as well.

Arc-Gurren punched a hole in the space time continuum with the force of multiple universes. and that wasn't even its final form

Faster than The Flash

Traveled back in time and replaced Brock Lesnar at Wresltemania 30 and ended the streak in less than a minute

Trained Goku to lift 11 tons

Weakened the Anti Spiral off screen before he fought Simon because he felt bad for him

No diff'd Popeye

Can go into the Death Battle writer's room and write the script himself

They could do the fight they did on the podcast. It seemed alright. The guy who argued for Simon said Dave would win, but it would be close.

Dominic Toretto

I just think it'd be funny if they used a God Tier character who actually does die, but it's not Heroic or Just, so they steal a victory that way. Maybe even interrupting the K.O. screen as they come back.

I'm sensing...the combined power level of two whole saibamen?!

Thoughts?

Finally a challenge for Kratos...a quarter the way through GoW1

I
AM THE FINAL LINE
IN THIS FIGHT TO SURVIIIIIVE
WHEN WE FINALLY SWALLOW OUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIDE

Did not care for this story

Yeah the collective unconscious of the Room of Spirit and Time is not really very helpful is it, so Weiss probably beats Mitsuru as a result too.
Namor probably performs worse since no water (I mean I guess he could fight from the bathtub)
Gaara has complete control over the match so he just wins
Superman has a decreasing amount of power
Time powers might not work
Tony Stark doesn't get access to his other suits
External revival mechanics might not work (Green Door, Bonfire, Chaos)
Spawn is also on a timelimit

youtu.be/EyfO3h6zj6A?si=QFs5sLUUXvcKS9AR
according this guy apparently Sonic would wipe the floor with Frieza

There's chance that he might not get an episode because Hussie is also litigious.

Realistically 2nd Form Frieza is too much for Super Sonic

Calcs

Fantasy/Magic

disregarded

That would be pretty funny, I agree. Homura blasts Dave with a beam, we get the K.O., then we cut to the clock and it doesn't land on either and Dave comes back and decapitates Homura.

...and all of them are animals because i'm a proud FURRY!!!

Would he even have a case here?

Knuckles could extreme high diff Popeye, and you know that I'm right.

Does it realistically matter?

…fully not allowed to have sex with women by UK law due to my IQ of 48

Ah yes, character that loses all the time has a chance of beating someone who's whole shtick is winning.

Where is Blaze after she NEEDLESSLY MURDERED Starfire?

Not on db = worthless fanfic

More kino than Asura/Kratos or Chief/Slayer. Cope and seethe.

This might be a challenge for Peter Parker...pre-spider bite.

traveling with the TT version of her
youtu.be/lQT3jazYrMA?si=38gf6fgpYj1k4OyT
the DB team should hire these two. this is sovlful and has more care for the characters acting like their canon counterparts instead of having them act ooc for the sake of fighting to the death

In a just world, it would.

I did not care for Blazefire. It insists upon itself.

Ideally we could do away with the IP Laws that allow for the strangleholds upon people trying to express their love for a fiction. Alas.

They actually take into account that brushing shoulders with other characters DOESN'T mean you "scale" to them and have all their abilities

What manner of sorcery be this?

So we all agree Kyle loses, but how will he lose exactly?

What the FUCK is BATMAN supposed to add to this fusion?

H-he's like, smart and stuff...

There's smarter.

H-his m-martial arts skills!

Slade Wilson and Cassandra Cain are WAY better fighters than him.

Um... His... Suit design...?

This fusion looks like UTTER SHIT thanks to him.

Implying DB isn't also fanfic

Easily above Kratosura and possibly Chief Slayer depending on preference. It definitely has more passion in it if nothing else.

She is honestly the only character that is actually as strong as Sonic. Shadow is a jobber and has lost to him several times.

Batkek showed he's the smartest in DC, he just holds back.
Tom King showed him onepunching Deathstroke and Cass, and Deathstroke needed a super serum just to get onepunched.
Batman has the most drip. No debate.

yeah if this was DB, Blaze would lose because Starfire fought Wonder Woman for 5 minutes and got her ass kicked.

Kyle…

Shadow has more techniques than Sonic and is probably physically stronger, but you are likely right about the Blaze Sonic parity. She will probably never get another game though.

Manifests Source Wall even though he can't do that consciously and its a shitter version while bombarding Gurren Lagann with beams of multi color light reflecting the emotional spectrum

Gurren Lagann breaks apart to just Lagann who crashes into the Source Wall with its face engraved in it

Kyle thinks its over

Cue faint drilling noise

Drilling noise gets louder

Source wall shatters as Simon rockets out and smashes into Kyle.

Cue fist fight and one final clash between drill and Kyle's white lantern sword thing

Clash holds only for Kyle to hear the ring out of power sound and his construct shatters. Simon kills him Anti Spiral style.

Kyle gives him props, respecting Simon's will and asking him to protect the world.

Kyle's white lantern ring hovers and flies to Simon, who catches it and walks away solemnly.

if this is how it must be.. protect the universe at all costs

character that loses all the time

Citation needed, that is blown out of proportion. He doesn’t lose that often. Plus, Knuckles scales to Sonic and has slightly better hax and strength feats than Popeye. And that’s not even including Super Knuckles.

Prep time.

show Knuckles turning someone into food

He punched Sonic out of Super Sonic.

I-I CAN'T!!!

so has everything in those days. A stone pillar would kill Super Sonic in that game. Shadow also knocked the emeralds out of him by surprise in the movie. It's not a superpower, it's an ambush.

He had his guard down and didn't have his ki barrier up.

Post Knuckles not getting Overshadowed by Shadow and Metal Sonic as rivals

God, I fucking love NIGGERS.

Post Popeye keeps his consciousness even after being erased.

IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS

NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL!

Android 18...

My KING and his CONSORTS...

Not only did Popeye do that, he resisted being erased at all.
Knuckles though has never been erased or resisted erasure, he got frozen into a statue by a basic-level timebitch, and had to beg Sonic-Sama to save him

To think Goku was a tranny chaser...

...trapped inside an ENDLESS HALLUCINATION.

in original japanese

Disgusting, real niggas watched it in dub
files.catbox.moe/obrdjw.mp4

Simon...

MY FUARKING HERO, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!

"Just because we've never seen any lantern make a construct comparable to that size...d-doesn't mean they CAN'T!

....Vassal because he literally stopped a drill the size of many galaxies (or a quadrillion infinite megaversal if you take into account the fact that a far far weaker form had already absorbed an infinite multiverse).

Oh shit the movie got dubbed too?

I am still waiting for my commission from this guy

A soulless forgery of the original post.

>Killed all discussion of Doom Slayer VS Master Chief

The funny thing is that this is the only remotely true thing on this list.

Yeah they re-released it last year for the anniversary, here's both movies if you want to watch
archive.org/details/gurren-lagann-the-movie-dubs

Popeye winds up with a spinach-powered uppercut that in one seconds breaks all of Knuckles' teeth, and the next, launches Knuckles into the clouds

When he crashes back down, he’s transformed into a Pygmy — a tiny, big-eyed, slant-skulled, black mud hutter with a goofy bone necklace

He babbles some nonsense “oogity boog!” then runs to the distance flailing his arms in fear of Popeye-Sama

"He t'ought he woz Bigger, but he's just a nigger, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" *toot toot*

oh fuck the hell yeah I'm watching this

Canon

This happened.

I was there when it happened. It's all true.

based thanks anon

My dad saw this happen right before he died of based overload. I'll never forget.

That won't help Popeye. Knuckles only needs to kill him once, and it’s over. With the Chaos Emeralds, Sonic, Shadow, and Silver were able to bypass Solaris’ regeneration, which is low-godly. That means Super Knuckles should also be able to negate Popeye’s regeneration, which is the same level.

Let me count the ways:
Gets tricked by Eggman
Loses to Sonic
Nearly dies to Eggman's electrotentacles
Doesn't get considered to be a worthy enough target for the second invasion of Angel Island for Eggman to make an appearance
Gets tricked by Eggman again
Loses to Sonic again
Loses to Chaos
Has to break the Master Emerald to prevent Eggman from taking it
Loses his Super Form
06 counts as a loss for everyone except Shadow
Frozen in White Space
Nearly dies from Eggman's life suck
Gets tricked and lured to Chaos Islands
Gets instantly captured

popeye wouldn't say that. he was raised by a black sailor

CANON
A
N
O
N

vsbattle mexicans

Yawn
Back in reality, Solaris never showed any regeneration abilities, and you damaged him by throwing rocks at him.
While Popeye can't be erased or killed.
Knux gets onepunched like always. Then he cries over how weak and retarded he is lol

His plot armor is a lot stronger than Superman's

All my fellow Kylebros HAVE been prepping for the big fight, right?

popeye would say this. he was raised by a black sailor

Something something going by VSBW retarded rules, popeye should had gotten 8D powers, instead of Knuckles 6D, so that means he wins.

Help me understand the homoerotic undertones of this image. Why is it female versions of other shonen main characters instead of their female love interests?

you need to read Baki to understand

I've read it all the way through four times now

Honestly I don't even know if you could say the trio defeated Solaris. Solaris sent Sonic and Elise to before the experiments happened, so it seems like to me it wanted to die.

Then you need to read Invincible

I've read it twice and both times regretted not skimming it instead

then you would understand that Yujiro and Goku fuck men because they're straight, and they are not the least bit gay

Is it just me or does it start to feel a lot more Bendis-y as it goes on?

Goku doesn't have Yujiro's T levels though. And Yujiro didn't see Joe William as a literal lady. And the characters in that awful pic are buxom female versions of themselves

Batman knows magic but willingly refuses to use it, is extremely intelligent, is arguably the best fighter in DC, and being Batman means he has access to damn near every macguffin in DC. Not only that but he already has knowledge on Supes', GL's, and Flash's powers and would therefore know how to use them in conjuction. Batman would be the best candidate to be the main driver of a Bat/Supes/GL/Flash fusion.

Somewhat, especially when Bulletproof, Dinosaurus and Robot were acting up. At least from my perspective

It's just this but made by some horny Brazilian

He did see him as a woman. The fundamental point of Baki is that true strength is imposing your will on reality and making others adhere to your view. It's why Baki becomes the strongest person on the planet at the end of the Yujiro fight, not because he is physically stronger than his father but because he is capable of making his dad believe they are having a father son bonding experience over a meal.

All men on the planet ARE women compared to Yujiro because of what he is. And the same for Goku due to his overwhelming strength. The only fanfiction about the image is that Goku isn't as blatantly aggressive as Yujiro about forcing others to adhere to his reality but if he wished to he could.

Do you think the show has enough gas to actually make it to the Dinosaurus arc?

Yujiro Hanma would be able to beat Kratos if the narrator gaslighted the audience enough

well it's a powerfantasy pic duh.
The powerfantasy is "My Hero Goku having as high T levels as Yujiro that all the other shonen dbs are like women to him"

Didn't a lanturn make a universe

Why not? It's only 2 seasons of material away and Kirkman is dedicated to pumping out a season each year

No lies detected.

If the S3 cliffhanger is any indication, then we might get a detour season for the Hell adventure.

I know what happened. His T levels are so high that other men, and everyone else from civilians to athletes, is like a woman in comparison. But they were never drawn as buxom shapely women is the thing

Yujiro Hanma would be able to beat Kratos even if the narrator didn't gaslight the audience enough

Popeye doesn't even have any 4D AP feats, show me Popeye hurting a being that can destroy his reality like Solaris.

He's a little slow but still smarter and a better fighter than Popeye.

VS Battle Wiki is not always right, but in this case, both of their profiles are correct. Also, it's shown that Solaris armor gets destroyed, and it does not come back. Aka, its regen has been negated.

Yujiro Hanma would be able to sodomize Kratos

Kratos will learn of the woman within himself. In fact, he's already halfway there given his disposition in the Norse duology compared to the OG trilogy.

Wait....Doesn't this image imply that Luffy almost killed Goku?

My hero is following on the steps of his father!

Goku dropped his guard, please understand.

Another one

Kratos may have the power of statements but Yujiro has the power of absolute fucking bullshit

I think that's only because the Viltrumite War will only end up being like 2 episodes long so they need more padding beforehand.

Yujiro doesn't see those who he respects as women. He saw potential in Amanai but he ended up jobbing so he became a woman to him. It would make zero sense for him to see Baki or Yuuichiro or now Jack as women.

Does this Imply Luffys Corpse is the Condom or does Goku do it raw?

Kratos may have the power of statements

Statements made in non-canon books that goes against the games. Yujiro wins. 10/10.

yujiro isn't a statements man

Lmao let's see if he really can survive a nuke first before buying his "strongest thing on earth" title

Luffy is a confirmed 2-B multiversal with MFTL++ speed and toonforce. He was probably holding back

Y-Yujiro-sama, not back there...please...

I have to imagine the cocktail of drugs Jack takes with every meal gives him bull shark testosterone

You must be slow too, let me repeat it for you
Solaris never showed any regeneration abilities, and you damaged him by throwing rocks at him

How is luffy still in g5 if he's dead...

Since glitches are canon who is getting the best buff from this?

Yujiro is definitely the strongest creature on Earth. He would for sure kill a blue whale or argentinosaurus. Baki just isn’t the verse a lot of people think it is. But well no verse is presented in earnest while battle boarding

QUEENtos

This is literally already a better striking feat than Kratos has over his 20 years of history

Kratos also gets hurt by random ghosts and bandits and shit (in cutscenes)

Jack takes srugs so that he can keep training without rest. His test must be ridiculous. He probably has Yujiro-vision since he mogged Pickle and Sukune.

Glitches like wall running which exploits an unintended side effect of the game’s coding but not easter eggs like the scarab gun which were put there intentionally by the devs. Tch… I see how it is, Wiz and Boomstick

he killed and ate a fucking titan sized elephant. fuck that shit, dude

Kratos also gets hurt by random ghosts and bandits and shit (in cutscenes)

And molested by bears in his comics.

If you just shot yujiro with a jet there's nothing he could do.

DPP protags can break Space and go anywhere.

I guess there is the generic Infinite Hp glitches in alot of games.

Helios got shot down by a fucking ballista. Where did this "multiversal GOW" shit even come from?

You guys remember all those supersonic Kratos feats?

Yujiro is building level at best

Not in the actual usable sense. That's more of an in the ring test sort of thing. Actual usable construct wise the highest we ever got with the Stairway to Heaven one

Why is there multiple pieces of art of Deku wearing Sukana in particular?

Including Kratos's verse to scale

The rocks are thrown by Silver's telekinesis, thus powering them up enough to hurt Solaris.

It is basically down to God of War Ascension's opening cutscene.

He didn’t eat the elephant. He ate a buffalo or wildebeest or something

still rocks. And Silver's tk doesn't power up anything he throws, it just throws them.

kills yujiro

This wasn’t actually a Mach punch, just ridiculous air pressure

The US Army tried bombing an island just to kill Yuuichiro, and they still lost. He killed a building-sized elephant for phone. He casually shrugs off lightning like nothing. A single jet isn't going to kill him. If it could, then Strohiem would have killed Yujiro ages ago.

the worst part is that if it was shit like 'kratos obliterated a planet in a guidebook' that would be okay.

but instead the multiversal shit comes from shit like artist notes or vague one off statements like this where some character did something that 'changed a realm' or 'threatened to rend the world asunder' or you'll get a picture of hades and the artist uses flowery language like 'the red sky stretches across infinity' and kratos beating characters in-game, via attack potency, would scale to these kinds of things taken to the most maximal interpretation possible

the only (somewhat) legitimate multiversal stuff is the primordials who created the universe, which kratos would scale to through zeus and cronos, but even then A. the primordials creating the entire universe is a MYTH and the whole point of GOW is that the myths are WRONG, and B. the norse saga would disprove the primordials created everything anyway

He's still alive and will kill Goku when the time is right

Well yeah I guess? lol? He has magic powers that split the sky and blow people up by bodily chain reaction. It’s like putting Spike Spiegel against Jotaro

serious question, why are these threads so homosexual?

Just be glad that He isn't here.

he tanked a fucking nuke. and that's not an overexaggeration either. he could probably rape nolan and homelander at the same time. physically and very literally

Ok but yujiro can't fly. The jet would just wear him down over time. He'd be trying to dodge constant explosions and he wouldnt be able to tank them hes only human.

Who is He?

I know Ottley made the Thragg skin pelt as a joke but I wonder if someone has actually tried that in real life
Emphasis on try

Ok but yujiro can't fly

you don't know that

What??? Yujiro never tanked a nuke

a single jet that fires nets and tranquilisers could take him out

he could

It started when powerscalers became somehow more autistic with putting Kratos into cosmic territory so he can’t lose fanfiction battles. So they start looking into the books, twist details for wank, and started harassing developers for answers. The Norse game only made everything worse. Hell, I remember when VSBW had the guy at like continent level at most via environmental destruction before they got raided by Kratosfags and just gave up.