If you think about it andrealphus is as close to pilot stolas as we're ever gonna get in helluva boss

If you think about it andrealphus is as close to pilot stolas as we're ever gonna get in helluva boss.

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How is he so gay while also fucking his own sister?

So viv traded out one fag for another? Sounds about right for her

He is, dare I say it, a metrosexual

FemAndrealphus. There is nothing good about Stella other than her appearance. At least Adrealphus is interesting

He looks like he enjoys the company of human men

Femdrealphus is far less retarded and a better companion, Stella is for a good lay

loona and anon

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Loono and Anona

You look like you enjoy the company of shark men, c'mere

"I JUST WANNA BE APART OF SOMETHING!"

You brush him off once more, leading the moocher to the curb with a swift throw.

Sure, it's harsh, but he needs to learn a lesson.

And his crocodile...shark tears and puppy-dog plead wouldn't help him here.

"Come off it. Everybody knows that's Wackford's damage."

Suddenly, a familiar handlebar moustache (real or fake, it's hard to tell) appears attached to a familiar owner.

"Did somebody say the name of the world's most wonderfully wacky and interesti-"

You slam the door in both their faces.

The poor salesman sits down in slump on the steps to the building.

"Why can't I ever connect with people?"

Meanwhile Chaz sneers at his next easy mark.

After he gets cracked on the noggin' by a brick from on high by M&M.

If you could categorise emotional pain by every mammonian dollar spent, the loan shark's agony would have skyrocketed with his medical bills. To say nothing of his weapons-grade headache.

Kek

I hope it gets confirmed completely he fucks his sister

It won't, Viv made him gay as a backpedal.

With cloacas what difference would that make?

I would rail male Andre even if it turns my dick into a popsicle

Why is she such a pussy?

Twitter fujo.

She's a fujo to her very core. The only heterosexual relationships she allows are ones involving men who are either gay or bi

Andre purposefully makes it incredibly easy for human necromancers to summon and bind him

Why would they be necromancers? He isn't dead.

Would she be a 'lesbian' desperately trying to fuck her brother?

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Cabalists. Best of both worlds.
Plus Necromancers spec into the cold damage type too.

Cabalists

Best of both worlds

Either evil Sabbatean degeneracy or extreme hypernomian asceticism and meditation

Assuming you aren't doing the former have fun

Observing all the Old Testament Purity laws even if you're Christian

Not killing any animal you aren't going to eat including rats and insects

dedicating years of your life to Hebrew math puzzles

Regular fasting

Making sure the angels you summoned don't kill you

Focusing on achieving ego death

So the other day I made AI write about M!Stella jerking me off almost to release before leaving and then me running after him and dryhumping his ass like a dog humping someone's leg until I cummed.

Kabbalistic magic would be child rape and murder

Not that kind of cabalist, but go ham my boys

go ham

That's not kosher!

That's the idea.

Teaching Octavia about firearms

Teaching Octavian about firearms

I need more Octavia with long hair.

truly is sad how Stolas got absolutely ruined between the pilot and S2E1

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Mossberg > Remington

Especially new Remington. Rather have a used beater Maverick 88 over a new top of the line 870

Here ya go Anon

Careful, Anon; that pic has the power to summon schizos.

So what will the S3 update of this image look like?

Sabbateans

Reading a shitton on Tantra at the moment (actual Tantra not the New Age Sex stuff) and I have to say the similarities between Sabbateanism, Frankism, and certain schools of Saivism is shocking. If it wasn't crushed utterly by the Rabbinic authorities and later the Ottomans it could very well have become the LHP analog to normal Hasidism.
I'd say the child sacrifice, rape, weird blasphemous orgies are just polemical horror stories recycled for Qanon but considering all the silly hijinks Aghoris get into, who fucking knows.

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the talmud literally proclaims that raping toddlers that aren't jewish is fine and dandy

they carve up the genitals of newborn babies as a blood offering to their god as their covenant

they're openly monstrous and none of the heinous shit they'll do should surprise you after seeing them gleefully slaughter tens of thousands of children in the past year as well as rioting when they were told to stop gang raping prisoners.

Everything will look the same, except Millie and Moxxie will be added.

and maybe Loona too

Butchering the wholesome couple AND the furry cash cow, would be awfully bold of Vivzie. And petty. Which means there's a high chance of it happening.