Spider-Man threads are retarded

I miss when spider-man threads were usable. Now we have fags like

Gwenschizo the Polish fucktard

All the faggots LARPing as Gwenschizo for (You)s

Spider-Gwen simps

The Spiderschizos responding to the Polish pedophile and enabling him

TVA/Lokifag

Milesfag

Venomfag

Shitting them up and you can’t even storytime or discuss the comics anymore. It’s impossible now, I swear to fuck it’s gotten worse since the return. Why Spider-Man of all characters? Isn’t there another character for these retards to latch onto?

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Welcome To Gwen X alas 616 Gwen Stacy she is here to stay.

I'm starting to understand why mods prohibited generals at some point.

Autistic Faggots self insert as Spider-Man, Gwenschizo self inserts as Paul, and the other retards self insert as Spider-Gwen and Miles for….some reason….and so on. Characters like Spider-Man were bound to draw in autism, that’s only a fact. I agree though, these people have made it impossible and have destroyed my need to engage about these comics. I read them by myself. Fuck these retarded faggots, they don’t even like what they’re in the thread for.

She’s getting replaced by Spider-Gwen, I hear.

first reply is from Gwenschizo or a pretender

Sorry, OP.

TVA/Lokifag

Who's this? I assume it's got something to do with Spider-Gwen's current series (for which the upcoming relaunch is utterly absurd), but I haven't been reading it.

Spider-man comics became feminized melodramatic nonsense, there's little to be done with it

Current word on the street is Spider-Gwen is permanently moving to 616 and is being woven into continuity so she was always there

The wildest thing about it is that Bendis, Quesada and the others literally set out to destroy Spider-Man as an IP for being centered on a white guy and they fucking pulled it off, sabotaging a huge and valuable franchise like this is insane to me

They're just a reflection of the state of Spider-Man as a whole

No she is not they are now two Gwen Stacy in 616 the OG ome and the other from earth 65.

Fans hate the idea of her moving to 616 and now they they are truly starting to hate Spider-Gwen kiss her goodybye soon.

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Paul is the real Spider-Man, Peter is a fake.

Some retard who keeps bringing up the TVA and FagLoki from the MCU. Yeah, it has something to do with said comic. No, I’m not reading it further because the MCU is retarded.

I hate that this is true.

Spider-Man threads are the special needs playground for Anon Babble autist to play in so they don’t bother other threads.

Venomfag

You got your MJ in our threads it's not our fault

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the thing is…the polish guy would fade away if the retards quit replying to him, and the people pretending to be him would fuck off. But they don’t, they’re all just as bad as each other at this point. As for the other schizos? With the state of modern comics and how it’s crossed over with MCU slop….why be surprised more Schizos are destroying these threads?

spiderfags are retarded; containment threads working as intended

How did you forget to mention the Paulfags?

Since when does marvel listen to fans lmao.

Autistic Faggots self insert as Spider-Man,

Because he's a nerd. Had he been some jock instead, they wouldn't have gravitated towards him. They'd probably hate him.

There was that time they aborted Captain HYDRA

Marvel is ruining Spider-Gwen

What's there to ruin lmao

spidey isn't a nerd. peter parker is a nerd. autists self-insert as spidey because they feel like parker, and wish they could become spidey like parker does.

Autistic Faggots self insert as Spider-Man

Show me some proof of this happening already.

It keeps pissing you off, and let's face it, you want to be pissed off.

I like Spoida-Man

The entire nation of Poland should be ashamed of that schizo.

You're wrong.

I like Ultimate Peter Parker. He’s cool.
616 Peter is like a wet sack of used diapers.
Put him out to pasture and get Miles in there as main based Spider-Man

Trust me, I'm not. Even if you got everything you say you want, you wouldn't be satisfied.

How long until some Marvel writer that lurks here creates a Gwenschizo-inspired villain?

Put him out to pasture and get Miles in there as main based Spider-Man

That's the plan, but there are still people who want Peter, so we have to keep ruining him until he has a 0% approval rating. We could have done this the easy way.

Are you okay?

Are you?

You're wasting your time with this cringy attempt at delving into my psyche, or whatever the fuck it is you think you're doing.

Oh absolutely Peter was a nerd, for less than 30 issues. So I'm not sure if this is really a problem here, or we have self inserting fags who grew up with or like modern shit. If that's the case, then gtfo casuals

You could just wash your hands of Spider-Man entirely and find something better to do, but you insist on sticking around even though it's clearly making you miserable. That tells me everything I need to know about you.

its cuz carol dude and the polish dude always going back and forth.

meanwhile the rest of us just want to see Paul gone and peter/mj happy

Explain what you're doing here then instead of talking down to me.

peter/mj happy

gotta have my usm

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

These threads made me hate Spider-Man.

Such a dumbass answer. You're no better than me you fucking idiot.

What kind of logic is this?

I keep spitting on your face, admit already that you're mad

If you stopped liking what you enjoy, I would stop

You're clearly wasting your time, unlike me. Trolling and spending all my day derailing threads isn't wasting time

Spiderman threads schizos are sad

Ultimate is too slow, we want just normal universe

You're no better than me you fucking idiot.

Yeah, but at least I'm honest about it.

You really aren't.

I really am.

I just wish people would talk about the direction of the stories and what actually happens in them instead of talking about what they WISH would happen or constantly bemoaning the lack of Peter/MJ. I feel like half the people who visit Spider-Man threads are either MJ fans or Peter/MJ fans and not "Spider-Man fans", if you get what I mean.

Isn’t Peter the Juggernaut-Spider now or some shit?

I feel like half the people who visit Spider-Man threads are either MJ fans or Peter/MJ fans and not "Spider-Man fans", if you get what I mean.

I get it.

too slow

don't care, gotta have my usm

If every single issue from now on was like the Gwen Mysterio one, then it could be the best comic book run of the last decade

gotta have my usm

repost to make Polishtard mad

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Yeah well who wants to talk about stories that have no progress happen and no real emotional edge to them? If characters can't develop then the most we can hope for are characters who last for an arc and have whatever development happen to them be ignored as they go away. Gee it sure is exciting to find out who that new villain could be. Oh wait whoever it turns out to be will get brushed aside or will turn into a flanderized version because comics have so few pages and are written for the trade. So great one-offs like the kid who collects Spider-Man are few and far between or incapable of being made because that doesn't sell as well as "what if x combines with y?" Oh yeah and they cost an exorbitant amount for having no substance. Newsflash current Spider-Man sucks because it's an instrument designed to make you mad so why get angry over people who hate your guts and put out overpriced garbage?
Yeah I like threads that deal with other aspects than dumping porn or shipping but that recent villain thread didn't get enough attention and died. It's almost like Anon Babble gets the same people or schizos with the same opinions getting spouted over and over again. It's almost like jannies are either too incompetent to get rid of them or don't care at all.

Retarded threads for a retarded character.

I don't post in Spider-threads though

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Gwenschizo was around back when Unbelievable Gwenpool was running and being storytimed. That's close to 10 years of this shit.

Go kill yourself you retarded fuck.

You're really stupid.

Generals are inherently cancerous and result in closed-off communities that can easily become playgrounds for certain mentally unwell individuals. It's happened time and time and time again.

Aggressive replies to dumb posts, and one of them is for one of the worst schizos. In fact, multiple replies. You're part of the problem

Meta threads are pure cancer because at their absolute best, they consist of nothing but complete retards with horribly sorted priorities incessantly and impotently bitching and moaning about a board's quality instead making a worthwhile attempt to improve it. Things like making high quality threads and posts, reporting rule breaking and low quality ones, encouraging others to report, and self moderating.
Furthermore, meta threads at their worst are a divide and conquer tactic employed by trolls where they complain about problems that they themselves are directly responsible for, they do this in an attempt to persuade anons to either stop coming here or join in on their destructive crusade to ruin this site purely for the sake of acquiring a fleeting sense of sadistic pleasure. They're nothing more than dopamine addicted sociopaths who don't care about the physical or psychological well being of themselves or others, and only care about getting their fix, exactly like your average junkie. Since they think like a drug addict, they must be treated like one, and either be rehabilitated of their unacceptably anti social and psychopathic behavior, removed from society, or outright euthanized if they prove to be beyond saving.
Also, meta threads are against>>>/global/rules/8 and>>>Anon Babblerules/1
It is absolutely vital that all true Anon Babblemrades fulfill their civic duty by utilizing the report function for its intended purpose against rule breaking threads for the greater good of our home.
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But while I'm here, best Spider

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I should have saved my "kill yourself" comment just for you instead of the other guy, but fuck it. Go kill yourself you worthless bitch. I bet your sorry ass felt proud after posting this.

That image is a very blatant example of a much larger trend in comic books.

the state of the threads reflect the state of the subject matter
the absolute state of spider-man is abysmal therefore it gets shit threads

At least Ultimate is good then. I like its storytimes.

Hopefully Ewing gets rid of Paul and I can have a reason to pay attention to All New Venom.