I think Jane is the hottest Disney girl bar none

What country did Tarzan even live in anyway?

I don't remember anything about Tarzan. Is Jane as tradwife as Rapunzel?

She reminds me of chunenrs for some reason

You don't have to keep selling me Anon I already said I'd buy it!

Well, if you count the TV show as canon, a french guy ends up opening a trading post near where they live and they have most of the modern day amenities available to them.

Real question, what do you guys think the female gorillas thought of Tarzan's wang?

Considering Tarzan is very fit, athletic human being who likely has a bigger penis than the other male gorillas.

Tarzan would never have sex with those ugly loud neanderthals

Huge butt

That's a bustle, but imagine if weird jungle magic gave her a real giant ass.

Yesh, but realistically they would have seen it flopping around from time to time

He's 2inches pls understand

let's make out ladies of high stature look like they all, to a woman, have the biggest, thiccest asses that would make a rapper go insane with lust, once they become a thing in a couple hundred years

What did the Victorians mean by this?

Ehhh, how's she look without the makeup?

Hottest Disney girl is still Jasmine and I say that even AFTER developing a severe and completely rational hatred of Arabs.

I respectfully disagree

All natural

She has lavender eyelids you buffoon.

All natural

Jane can understand what the apes are saying (like as if they're speaking english) which is kind of weird

Cameroon

I disagree, the hottest one is the coldest

Whoops, well here's Elsa from a different angle, but really every angle is great

It was the 1800s, anon. The daily "bathing" option was still scrubbing yourself down with a basin of hot water, soap and a linen rag. Unless you were really rich and hated your servants enough to make them boil enough water to fill a bath every single day.

If anything she'll probably be taking baths and showers more often, because there's warm rivers and waterfalls to frolic in without any white men to see her naked form.

Maid Marian is the hottest.

Also canonically a tradwife who wants to get married and have lost of children.

Treasure Planet spawned both the lesbian autist obsessed with Amelia/Jane, and the male autist obsessed with getting a swiss arm knife like Long John Silver

What are the odds?

I'm not sure how much they changed it for the movie/show, but in the books his father is actually going to Africa on a mission from the state to investigate reports about the Belgians recruiting and kidnapping British colonial subjects into an army used to carry out the atrocities in the Congo Free State. So presumably somewhere a bit south of the Congo.

those accounts of Native Americans encountering white settlers who only bathed like once a month, whereas the Natives knew to bathe regularly to avoid sickness

we have written accounts of Natives quite literally describing white people as "just plain smelly"

Is this from that video with the bad guy from Osmosis Jones?

The spread of Christianity really degenerated their poor brains, like it's done to everyone else it has ever spread to.

Tarzan is canonically a grower and was never sexually aroused around any gorillas, so they had no clue how big he could get.

Well yeah, except for the religious lot most settlers were the retarded castoffs of Europe. Street urchins and criminals used to living on the streets or country bumpkins used to sleeping in the same room as their cows and sheep. Add to that the costs of shipping soap and perfume from Europe and the lazy cunts simply went without instead of bothering.

Arabs thought the vikings were gross and smelly

Britbongs thought the vikings spent too much time maintaining their hygiene

What..what does this mean?

Arabs didn't really think the Norse were smelly, they thought they were filthy in a more religious sense. Because Muslims have strict laws about how you should wash yourself and the way the Norse went about washing themselves didn't follow those rules, so even though they didn't smell (except voyagers, of course) they were still ritually unclean. Brits were genuinely just filthy buggers who didn't wash themselves properly and took pride in not combing and braiding their beards and hair, though, thinking that sort of stuff were for womenfolk.