We thinking Hulkzilla as the season finale?
Death Battle
Makima
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Kratos as a sperm cell solos CAS unironically
Define "season finale" since they claim to be going by year now, does this mean you're asking f we think Hulkzilla is going to be the December episode
Ash vs Yugi has the numbers and hype. Hulkzilla is boomershit.
Michael De Santa vs Dallas
(GTA V vs Payday)
who wins?
Ultima will be in as a black box mention
one of Zeus' lightning bolts almost destroyed the universe by mere accident in his fight with Typhon, so unironically yes Zeus' cumshot scales above solar-level CAS
New G1 blog
g1-team.com
Not a traditional match, the premise is if Saul can get off a guilty client against Edgeworth prosecuting
Next bonus blog is Polnareff from Jojo vs Serpico from Berserk
What's Michael's special ability again?
Post Kratos destroying a planet.
So works that focus on the nature of narrative often end up the subject of powerscaling within the current discourse.
Do you think that such works like by Morrison end up missing the 'point' of writing an established character in an established medium?
So... What happened to this? Did it matter?
Morrison's work directly addresses that point, so no.
Posting old predictions just because
you'll never see Kratos clinging on for dear life because he's afraid of falling into the blank canvas on a sheet of paper
Can Serpico see stands? Don't they think Pol is massively FTL? Are we somehow getting massively FTL Berserk?
Nor Superman, who has explored said blank canvas numerous times.
This just downscales fiction to town level btw
Paperman or Largestarlevelman, it makes no difference.
Gentlemen. Post it. NOW.
Guy Gardner would have beaten Simon
And you know what sheets of paper are made of? Trees.
Oneshots entire DC verse
FUARK!
Imagine obsessing and seething this hard over children's characters kek
Boo
No lies detected.
Okay, what does KBC mean?
HOLY FUCK
he just cut at least 25 DCs deep in a single swing!
Kentucky boiled crab
Post characters who have done more for their wives than Simon
KINGtos
Breaks
Cosmology
RTH spam
I… can’t… please accept my love instead.
THE DRILLER OF DC
THE PIERCER OF SWANK
THE COSMOLOGY SMASHER
THE GRAVE DIGGER
THE MAN WHO DID THE IMPOSSIBLE
SIMON THE DIGGER
AIIIEEEEEEEEE
even wall level Kratos can destroy paper
Never began for paperbros
like actually fuck them? KEK
Would Chirico work in a death battle?
FUARK THE POWER OF KRATOS LOVE IS SOLOING MY VERSEEEEE
MY HERO
I'll spoon feed you Newfag, Kek based canon
Why the fuck is Shadow there? Isn't grimm also a rapist (I mean, he is also a SURVIVOR, so eh).
Tripfag proposed he fight MD Geist
Those are just victims, pay them no mind
We devolve below the cuck we were a minute before! Little by little, our BULL digs a bit deeper into the girl we loved. That's how Gurren Lagann works!
you use an Iphone
list of things that allow you to resist SCP-3125:
you are inside a sealed chamber
you are a ghost
you are simply resistant to mindhax
you can weaponize ideas (no, you don't need unfathomable alien ideas, something like the idea of "protection" is enough)
you can fight off the giant spiders it sends after you if it spots you looking at it
you can manipulate your own memories
it's a villain intended for a story about some regular human scientists.
A mighty challenge for my fuarking hero, SPIDERMAN...
he'll do it when he fights the Demiurge after it tricks him into killing the Egyptian pantheon
Why did they make Kratos look so creepy here?
HACKtos requires YELLOW PAINT to find the proper spot to chop
KEK-A-ROO!
MY HEROES
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight
let those who worship evil's might
beware my power!
GREEN LANTERN'S LIIIIIIIIGHT
Someone proposed Ichigo fight Spiderman instead of Cap, how debatable is it?
Why did they start kissing on the mouth after this? They have wives.
Marginally moreso than Cap but Ichigo still easily wins.
Simon won, femdom won
Really? I figured Peter had the edge in stats slightly and his powers
Too bad she dies and Simon refuses to use his infinite power to bring her back
Spiderman who scales to Venom who destroyed DC heralds
Canon!
timeskip simon > 14 year old simon
Venom scales above Superman who tanked things that killed every Viltrumite and also scales to Darkseid who GAPED Sonic
Yup.
SRW
To be fair Kyle isn't dating anyone at the moment and the fight probably takes a few years after the end of Gurren Lagann, hence why Simon talks about how he's not rusty and he's gotten the Core Drill back from Gimmy
And Crona is stronger than them all.
Correction: he's below paper level
Your time is coming soon Kekseid. 3 more months till Super GODnic obliterates you.
SPIDERMAAAAAN I'LL SHOW YOU WHO IS THE REAL KING OF STREET TIER WITH MY SMALL BUILDING LEVEL FULL POWER PUNCHES!!
ENTERRRRRRRRRR
Canon ending
"You'd make a good lantern.."
Kyle dies with a smile, knowing GL Corps is in good hands
The ring chooses Simon
Alt ending
"So this is the power of a lantern, huh? Not bad.. Not bad at all.."
Simon dies with a smile
Kyle picks up the drill
"It's in your hands now.. Kyle.."
"I'll take care of it... Simon..."
Sonic beats Goku btw
My hero...His speed...his sheer insurmountable VELOCITY...it is truly...IMMEASURABLE.
youtu.be
What drives DCfags to do this after just one loss from their top tiers?
mogged by all other media franchises in sales outside of Batman
mogged by all other remotely powerful series power levels wise since Perpetua reduced their top tiers to planet level fodder
lost their all respect and reputation on /dbg/
KINGtos takes pity on his DC vassals.
common superhero tier
from athletic human to wall level
herald tier
from small building to city block level
cosmic tier
from city to continent level
after long analysis i have determined these to be the most consistent marvel powerlevels
WHOOOO??
Like before, since Anon Babble now RULES these threads. Post Anon Babbleecha's you want to be featured in DEATH BATTLE.
Tragic but yes, Emperor doesn't have nearly enough to go off of. It hasn't even thrown a punch outside of one story in the anthology.
...dreamt Spidercuck as he woke up from Yujiro raping him.
Oh no no no no...Sonic, forgive me...I was...I was just brushing away a fly...
CAS cope on suicide watch
KWAB
Show Spider-Man destroying a building with a punch.
...I did not mean to LACERATE myself on your sharp, indestructible quills...
Even JOBBER AND GOONS BELIEVE SIMON BEATS Kyle AND HES A DC FANBOY
ENTE-KYAAAAAA~
I can't believe it took the entire justice league to beat Simon..
Clark... that was Kittan...
Fortune jobber is getting uppity
nothing but buzzwords
kek
Plato’s philosophy centers on the Forms—perfect, abstract realities beyond the material world that define the essence of all things. Kratos’ journey, especially in the Norse saga, mirrors an ascent through these metaphysical layers. He doesn’t just slay gods—he transcends entire pantheons, each embodying a different metaphysical order (Greek determinism, Norse fatalism, etc.). By rejecting fate itself, Kratos moves closer to Plato’s “Form of the Good”—the ultimate principle of being and intelligibility.
Now enter string theory, which proposes that all matter is made of vibrating strings across multiple hidden dimensions—far beyond our perception. God of War doesn’t just nod to this: it builds its cosmology around it. The World Tree (Yggdrasil) doesn’t connect mere places—it binds entire layered realities, each with its own rules of time, magic, life, and narrative. The shattering of the Tree in Ragnarök causes spacetime ripples, reflecting brane cosmology—where one realm’s change shakes the rest.
Kratos’ defiance of mythic roles isn’t just thematic. He literally transcends layers of existence. In physics terms, he’s not confined to the 3D/4D world. He resonates on a higher-dimensional “brane” that governs the universe’s structure. Where other verses lazily throw in pseudoscience for power scaling, God of War conceptually understands string theory and metaphysics.
Traversing timelines, bending fate, existing across multiversal layers—it’s not about strength. It’s about ontological superiority. Kratos doesn’t “scale” to other characters—he exists above the narrative laws that bind them.
God of War is the only verse to fuse Plato’s ideals and theoretical physics into a coherent, ascendant cosmology. Kratos isn’t a man with power. He’s a being beyond power.
That’s not just power.
That’s boundlessness.
Kratos solos fiction.
We talked about Suzaku but what's an actual good matchup for him? Mecha and non-mecha both work I guess.
Pete has more legit strength and speed feats to stand against Hongo, the spider sense, and isn't reliant on a tool that Hongo could just tug of war out of his hands. It's a lot more even as a debate.
timeskip simon is still Kamina cucky worshiper so NAH. he never changed
If Kamina survived he would rape Nia too and timeskip Cucky Simon would still bow down and kiss Kamina's feet
you use an IPhone
CANON
I mean, literally. That's canon.
Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!
Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!
you
use
an
Iphone
its ok. I have more fake period blood (stolen from hiv patients btw) in this bag.
YIKES
ZOINKS
My wife’s dead? Now I couldn’t just bring her back! That’d make me just as bad as the Spiral Nemesis!
Better to leave her in heaven where BIG BRO KAMINA can fuck her too!
Attention everyone, before we watch Kyle vs Simon Death Battle, I have to remind you who the world's Greatest hero is
His name is Big Bro Kamina
Who the hell do you think I am?
Row Row fight da powa
SUPER TENGEN TOPPA GIGA DRILL BREAKEERRRR!!!
Hey, guys, have you ever heard of Big Bro Kamina?
You wanna watch him cuck me?
Wuh-What are you doing? NO!
Canon
This was more kino than Kratos vs Asura, btw
anon you were meant to post a joke not an actual irl picture of every single sonic fag
ngmi
Tom will become the most powerful death battle character due to xianxia scaling and mog cucky Simon so hard Nia will start fucking Kamina and a cat btw
you use an Iphone
I played the audio of Simon saying this and it turned my Raw Milk into Soi Milk
How long until Death Battle uses either character (doesn't have to be against each other)?
The fuck is xianxia?
And still can't beat Megas.
Kek, based, canon.
Simon and DC? Doesn't get past the first omega.
he uses an iphone and posted his indian dick before btw
Wowwee Zowwee, Yoko cucked me for Kamina and a dog, now Nia cucks me for Kamina and a cat! Who the hell do you think I am but the world's biggest KEK!
Chinese fantasy powerwank
The chinks first attempt at writing a xeelee.
No lies detected.
you use an Iphone.
Goku should just be given a free win.
Tom destroyed actual galaxies instead of 2D ones so Nia will leave Fraudmon for an actual featschad
IS YOU IS
OR IS YOU AIN’T
MY BABY
It's funny because in the literal mv for Gurren Lagann not only do they canonically portray Yoko as making out with a dog with tongue and spit (she would canonically cuck Simon for a mangy mutt's knot) but they also depicted her and Nia as working as strippers and cheap whores while still in highschool
you use an iphone
Gaelio Bauduin
GOD I WANA FUCK BLAZE
Nah, Sonic should rape him.
No, shut the fuck up, don't group us (me and like two other guys) xianxia fags, with your retarded cuck fetishism, rajeesh. I bet you don't even know what the 3000 worlds are.
the mental breakdown over DC's loss is STILL ongoing
Kekaroooo
Power fantasy genre where every character can leap universes in a single bound and house layers upon layers of reality within themselves, all by cultivating chi and reading martial arts manuals
FUARK!
IT'S THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN OUTSIDE HER WINDOW
Kamina, after many attempts at impregnation with your HIV+ seed from Yoko and Nia's cunts I'm finally pregnant with my very own wholesome SPIRAL baby
Wait, something's wrong. I feel like I'm about to give birth, but how can that be? You just pozzed my bussy yesternight?
Holy shit Kamina there is no mistake the spiral baby is coming out. Your spiral child is coming out of my prolapsed asshole, Kamina you're going to be a father
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
KAMINA IT'S HERE. HE'S COMING OUT OF ME. IT'S PROLAPSING MY RECTUM. COME ON LITTLE KAMINA JR I'LL NEED YOU TO FUCK YOKO AND NIA NEXT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
KAMINA I CAN SEE HIS HEAD, I CAN SEE HIS LITTLE ROUND DEFORMED FOREHEAD AND HIS BLUE WAVY HAIR. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS BVLL LIPS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT KAMINA IT'S OUT!! OUR SON IS OUT, THE KYLECHUDS SAID THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. BUT KAMINA WHY ISN'T HE CRYING?? WHY ISN'T HE CRYING TYRONE??? WHY ISN'T YOKO AND NIA'S LITTLE FAGGOT CUNT CRYING AND KICKING AND SCREAMING??? IS IT STILLBORN OR DID MY INFERIOR GENES MAKE IT DOCILE AND COMPLIANT??? KAMINA PLEASE DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M A KEKY LOSER WHO CAN ONLY WATCH FROM THE BUSHES
blows air inside the turd and inflates it
KAMINA HELP ME OUR BABY IS DEAD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BREED YOKO AND NIA WITH HIS BKC
you use an iPhone
he doesn't have a wish granting device that has no limits and can do ANYTHING the wielder wants with no constraints
WishGODS have TRUE LIMITLESS POWER and surpass all logically bound concepts like math btw.
blogposting
Risible.
Favorite Character?
BEASTby has infinite power in base BTW
I would like to see more real robot matchups than super robot but I'm fine with both. The only problem I have if they pit a real robot against a super like with Optimus Gundam.
If Bowser could do that how did he still lose in the end?
Mathbros...our cardinals...
mods will prune threads at random but they can't delete spam
Bowser is for Shao Khan.
Hmm seems like a decent match. The live command probably lets him fight on par with ein boosted kimaris vidar
...fantasized Kylejeet as his shitting street got clogged up again.
FUARK! AND HES WEARING KAMINA COSPLAY THAT'S BETTER THAN MINE!
FUARK! AND NIA'S FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO MUCH MANLIER THAN ME
FUARK! AND NOW HES KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE LIKE IM FRED FLINTSTONE AND NIA'S MAKING HIM SCREAM HILARIOUS HOWLS OF PLEASURE WITH HER FEMDOM POWERS
FUARK! AND I'M STUCK OUTSIDE HAVING TO WATCH AND LISTEN TO MY BULLY TAKE HER FROM ME WHILE SAT IN A FUCKING KEK BUSH!!! AGAIINNN!!!! FUUUUAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKKKK
xianxia is the new target of shitposting
We (I) are (am) truly cursed by the heavens, dangit.
Royalty only, pleb
Canon
Simon doesn't have infinite power but he does have infinite BVLLs for his wife
you use an Iphone
It's hilarious because this canonially happened and is canonically how Cucky Simon is in canon
So Tomchads… why do you think Tom wins and what are Wile’s losecons?
DON’T YOU BELIEVE IT
This is canon and Otoko confirmed that it's a multiversal constant that Le Big Bro Kamina cucks him in every timeline. And Death Battle said Otoko is canon.
Tom wins by fucking Nia and making Simon kneel and give all his spiral energy to him
CANON
Don't forget consuming drugs, and the power of zoophilia (but not really, except for the ocassions where it is really).
None of this will have made Kyle win the DB btw
Tom CHAD will win because his better, Wil E's lose cons are that he's a jobber and most of his inventions don't work
I wonder are you a Xianxia fag because of power level or are there any decent stories of the Genre? If so got any recs?
OH MY FUCKING GOD KYLE LOST GET OVER IT, RAJ. GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING SUBREDDIT
If they really take that gacha then he apparently has crazy fucking scaling
Seems to have more generally impressive feats unless they just scaled Wile to Bugs for some reason
Laughs often which counters the anti-room weapon
Tom is generally a better planner and has outright won. Usually only loses due to Jerry’s cunning while Wile loses due to his own incompetence or his ACME products backfiring
tits
That is not Blaze.
GokuGOD btw.
CANON
Simon escaped the cave but he never escaped THE BUSH
Jobs to Cookie Clicker according to Reddit
anti-room
Anti-toon
kylekylekylekylekyle
Does Simon need another BVLL?
Will this improve comic sales though?
you use an Iphone
Yoko and Nia only have 6 holes between them and they're already shared by Kamina, Chief Shak, the Anti Spiral, Tom, Kratos and Superman
Nothing can improve that
and that Dog yoko canonically fucks in the mv
and their many rich ugly bastard clients in their canon job as teenage whores in the mv
you use an iphone.
Why Tom wins
He's a Gurren Chad
Better stats
Tends to be more neutral/good
Wile's losecons
Himself. He literally has a weapon that wouldn't work on Tom but would kill himself and by laws of funny he would take himself out
He's the antagonist so he gets fucked by rule of funny
He's a lanternfag
No I don't, raj. Wrong boogeyman.
No
Only sonic character that is actually as strong as sonic, btw.
Now that they're no longer a part of Warner, do you think they'll shit talk WB for shelving Coyote vs Acme in the episode?
Tom
+ Superior toonforce feats
+ More consistent wins against Jerry
+ Schemes actually work in his favor provided there’s no sabotage
+Multiversus perks and chinese mobile game xianxia cosmology
- Loses more consistently against others and kind of a pushover in physical stats
- Anti-Looney gun could potentially kneecap him
I doubt they have any investment in that.
Have they ever shittalked WB after going indie?
-hou
ENOUGH.
Share your favorite MUs.
Listtroon vs Woodchipper
Meh I like it, trash fiction that satisfies my "big number" urges, and 8 bit made me fond of retardedly evil characters. In terms of quality....Reverend insanity for something somewhat subversive that still keeps the point of xianxia (even if it is on a far lower power level spectrum..Not autism though), Lord of mistery if you want bong shit instead of chink shit, RTOC if you want an actual moral character (The disciples part is a slog, and the first 50 chaps mislead you into thinking that there won't be any interaction, with the exception of kim young hoon. If you truly want the most "sincere" xianxia, then either Desolate era or any ergenverse (except for a will eternal which is more comedic in nature), That or cradle if you want it shonenfied. Anyways, expect like...Not very super high good quality even from the bests, though they have their moments, but you are on /dbg/ so I guess you have already adapted to schizo, retardation, and ESL babble.
I'm not sure if they do, but the movie is definitely an "elephant in the room" for anything involving Wile E these days.
Not that I'm aware of. If it's worth anything, they did list "DC Editorial" as one of Kyle's dislikes.
Cookie Clicker is for Cookie Run
S-Simon?? Why aren't you getting up and saving me from being raped? Why are you just watching and touching yourself? Why are you calling this disgusting adult Beastman about to rape me "Big Bro"???
REALLY SIMON? YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LET HIM AND DO NOTHING?? YOU'RE REALLY GONNA WATCH AND WORSHIP HIM? YOU'RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC YOU CUUUUUCKKK AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
Listroon vs Carbon Monoxide
It's funny because Simon is literally like this in canon and watched Kamina rape Yoko and Anti Spiral rape Nia
please do not use Viral for any of your Ntr fantasies. he canonically cannot have sex or reproduce
>vsbattles.com
So I went through this, and it seems that vsbattle agrees that infinity = Infinity even if you added an infinite set of cardinals to it.
So one uncountable infinity is the same as an infinite number of uncountable infinities, and done.
ℵ1 = ℵ(infinity) GG simple enough
However, they then get into inaccessible cardinals and agree that those are indeed a bigger infinity logically and accept them for scaling.
CANON!
what in the fuck is wrong with you
So basically it’s between
Ancient Chinese creation mythology
VS
11-dimensional String Theory
I'm certain Cookie Clicker vs Pizza Tower is the real matchup.
…this is some crazy shit ngl
I hope not. I dunno why everyone pretends that movie was even going to be worthwhile.
You really should not be this upset that Simon is stronger than some capeshit fag. (You) come here and do this almost every day.
Wild that they keep doing this shit in comics, it's almost like a meme.
Anton (ANTONBLAST) vs Peppino (Pizza Tower)
Nia is smiling behind Cucky Simon's lifeless body because she's finally about to meet and have babies with a Real (BEAST!)man and not this cucky soiboy shonenshit deku
The crazy part is these characters could easily save her
Kratos
Doomslayer
Master Chief
Wile E. Coyote
Tom Cat
Spawn
Jack Garland
Chatgpt...
Imagine using a gore bad end doujin that makes no sense (Simon stepping outside the cockpit if he can clearly see anyone with guns in this AU) that is not even official
Have some official Kyle bad end shit
Large Cardinals are, speaking very roughly, certain cardinal numbers with the property of being very "large". That is, they are cardinals numbers whose existence is not provable from the standard axioms of most set theories, and thus have to be explicitly defined on them by the addition of another axiom postulating their existence, much like how an infinite set (ω) cannot be obtained from the standard tools and operations of arithmetic, and thus its existence needs to be added separately.
The Hierarchy of Large Cardinals is fairly extensive and contains many exotic-named numbers, but the most conventional and easily-understood entrypoint to it are the Inaccessible Cardinals: Infinite cardinal numbers that are uncountable, regular (cannot be defined as the union of quantities smaller than themselves) and strong limit (cannot be attained through repeated power set operations), which in layman's terms, means that they cannot be reached from lesser cardinals in any way, shape or form, standing beyond their scope entirely. The following is a good illustration of an Inaccessible Cardinal's relation to lesser numbers: picrel
vsbattles.fandom.com
The crazy part is that all those characters would save her and she would fall in love with them instantly because she's never met a hero with real MASCULINITY before
Canon
projection through his tears
KEKAROOO!
why are you this fucking obsessed with an anime? why do you give this much of a shit about TTGL being discussed here that you feel the need to spam almost every god damn day? kyle lost. move on
Lord of Misery sounds like a good entry point, I don't like stories that are a slog and character morality is not a priority imo. Cradle sounds interesting because I'm used to shounen. Thanks!
posting misery porn now? I honestly don't think it can get any worse then this
Favorite Character?
the FASTEST
to injustice? the best sold comic series DC has had in the last ten years? Yeah it is canon.
Why couldn't Simon save his wife?
>Spawn
TRVTH NVKE
Yeah that's what i meant.
why does it irritate you that kyle lost? why do you come here every fucking day to spam? to try and scare ttgl posters off or something?
Simon's a retard who literally DID step out the cockpit just to do a faggy Kamina speech, in the literal series. Can only be expected one of those girls would whip it out from behind once the retard screaming crybaby Deku is stupid enough to do that.
And an infinite timeline multiverse means it IS official. Otoko confirmed in EVERY universe Simon is a Cucky Boi who looks like pic rel
Reminder death battle says being able to turn fiction into reality makes you transcend space, time and dimensions and equal to a mastered life equation Kyle and solo 99% of DC's cosmology at bare minimum according to death battle's own words.
crying like a BITCH
Just like Simon!
ENOUGH cuckspam. Enter fiction's STRONGEST heroes....
misery FANFIC porn.
It also makes no sense the random slave girls would defend the beastman as even in a "mindbroken" state, neither Mia or Yoko are shown to now love her new master.
Its just a misery doujin.
DC on the other hand...
toon force characters are all equal to the most wanked version of Simon and could easily cuck him
OHNONONONONONO SIMONXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
fan content isn't canon. go away. you obsessed manchild iPhone using redditor
Reminder that you spent weeks not understanding the show and spamming only to lose the DB, nothing will save you from the humiliation lmao
Why do you come here to cry like a bitch? Not your boogeyman, again.
YIKES
SIMONBROS WORSHIP KAMINA HARDER AND MAYBE SHE'LL SEE WE'RE THE BETTER KAMINA WORSHIPPER THAN THAT GUY IS
Trips of shaming
The Coyote is too much of a jobber to scale to the higher dimensions from looney tunes. Maybe peak Bugs?
...who are all present and accounted for in this image!
Infinite Multiverse says it's canon and Otoko says Simon is a cuck in every timeline.
It's canon BRO.
Still not your boogeyman, raj.
He's posting misery porn now
jesus he's getting desperate
FUAARRRKKKKKKK THERE'S AN ARMY OF TOON BVLLS MARCHING TOWARDS YOKO AND NIA'S HOUSE RIGHT NOOOOOOOOWWW FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
Raj will be like this for months it seems
JOBtry trying to insert himself
KWAB! Enough fooling around. Enter the IMMORTAL ICONS
Marvel also has a LOT of misery based what if stories, but they are official.
Sentry being turned into a mindless zombie and one where everythiung that went wrong did.
It literally isnt canon even with multiverse theory. Its not official. And Simon is dead, so why would there be a simon for prime simon to absorb later?
This TRVKE destroys simoncucks globally.
If the Gurren Lagann you believe in is supposed to be canon, as the author says, all it really proves is that you're obsessed with cuckshit. Also it won't change the GAPING of DC kek
DCfags chimping out again
Your cosmology is just not that strong. Just move on.
TomKEKS...
will lose to Superman
lost to Wonder Woman
lost to Broly
I wonder if Simon lost would he would have moved on? The result seems to have broken his mind.
Kratos bros...Our hero could NOT do this...
whoever posted the doujin from the last thread
I hope you're proud of yourself for giving this asshole more spam ammo
Reminder simon is a NLF statements cuck like Kratos and has the same credibility too.
He couldn't win on feats lol
he's the only mindbroken one even mentioning DC
Simon is a cuck, canonically. Seethe and cope, fag.
He'd have been worse
Nlf
Fake fallacy
Nlf chads always win baby
Simoncucks it's OK!
Our BULL Kamina Sama the Great and Mighty is here to save Yoko from the canon bad end while we watch, since like SImon we're too much of a Cucky Loser to do anything but watch and WORSHIP our disgusting douchebag BVLLS fucking the girls we love!!!
simonjeet melty
lend me gag feats and mistranslated guidebook statements...this is base Kyle we're up against
The score, DCkeks. Proclaim it.
Anon, the guy who jobbed to Batman of all people is the worst character you could have picked
Simon's not dead in this, his corpse is kept alive fused to a Chimera so he can forever watch Nia being bred by Beastmen
(that would be a dream come true for Simon is it was le Big Bro Kamina doing the raping)
these Cookies? THE STRONGEST IN THE THREAD
why yes, I am utterly mindbroken by DC
Sucks to be you.
Kek it really is the exact same DC melty as every other time lmao
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Kyle, galaxy, NOW.
IT'S LITERALLY CANON YOU BULL WORSHIPPING SIMONCUCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Post kyle destroying a planet
This faggot is fucking demented. there has to be a way to get him permabanned or rangebanned
KIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
I just like shitposting about Marvel because I like its characters and comics.
DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC
is also the only poster talking about DC
What causes this level of mindbreak?
Yeah just ban the fucker posting literal misery porn already
KYLE FUCKING LOST YOU OBSESSED ASSHOLE. MOVE ON. GET THE FUCK OUT
Simonbros...
Man, and I thought this was the most fucked up TTGL doujin this whole time.
N-no u!
Post Kyle winning DB lol
Dropped cardinalities in favor of R > F
Dropped aids in favor of cancer
kekaroo, vsbattle kekies.......
Maybe 'he' uses the same proxy site you do, raj.
canon miseryporn
simon canonically loves worshipping douchebags who cuck him and fuck the girls he loves. That is Canon HEAVEN for Cucky Simon
Actually mind broken.
Slows down time to aim good like Max Payne
kyle lost.
kylekylekylekylekyle
DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC
Mindbroken, yup yup.
"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"
KEKAROOOOOOOOO
DB researchers can't into outerversal scaling
It's going to be a shitshow if they ever touch SCP
OH NONONONONO
Kek, based, canon.
r&i
KIIIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!
What happens if the concepts that make characters "outerversal" at the moment are literally inside cardinalities physical of lower infinities like they are in WoD, Lovecraft and Umineko?
Kamina resurrects
beats Cucky Simon's ass and tells his slave to fetch him a drink and do his laundry and build another golden statue worshipping him
pervs on Nia and shoves his hand down her panties and his tongue down her throat then fucks her 1- times over in front of the bush
This is just your nature Cucky Simon. Worship your BULL or he'll beat your ass again lil bro
As a Simonbro I am a 40 year old cucky lil bro/manservant to MANY bulls, and I can testify that the vast majority of them are Kratos Scholars, Kyle CHADS, and Superman SAINTS
Maybe Simon became a hobo because the literal infinte ammount of gay porn he processed after absorbing the ML,finally broke his will?
inb4. Rajeesh uses this joke as an opportunity to push his cuck fetish.
peak Bugs
that implies Bugs Bunny holds back which sounds funny but Bugs is a trickster character and usually just tricks his threats instead of fighting them, nothing really implies he's stronger then them
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
how does an anime from 2007 mindbreak you this much. and why aren't the jannies doing anything
because making you cry by repeating the literal events AS THEY HAPPENED IN THE SHOW is not against the rules
1A
Characters or objects residing in higher states of existence surpassing material composition as a whole, and who are therefore completely unreachable and inaccessible to any and all extensions of the aforementioned structures.
Their superiority over such realms, as such, is purely "qualitative"; based entirely on the ontological quality and nature of their existence, rather than any quantitative or numerical principle.
Inaccessible cardinals are inaccessible, inaccessible cardinals do have a qualitiative superiority due to being utterly unreachable by lower cardinalities in any form.
existence surpassing material composition
That's the key, magic barrier. A lot of verses don't really have coherent cosmological "dimensions" so in the end alternate realms usually are purely magical and immaterial to begin with so it has to be "super magical" or something silly. No wonder they had to nuke fucking SCP lmao.
This. Simoncucks just hate the reality of their own faggy mass produced shonenslop. They only like their imaginary version that only exists in their collective diaspora imagination.
Why does this make him seethe so much?
Imagine having a wife who loves you unconditionally and you refuse to bring her back over le morals
You've been spamming for a whole month and likely ban evading too. accept defeat and leave
no they dropped cardinalities for Jesus
jaaaanniiiieessss saaave meeee!!!
KEK WHAT A BITCH LOL LMAO
— he says, still needing to dress up as and talk like and have to cosplay his BULL Kamina in everything to make Nia even pretend he’s worth staying around
If it were real love, Your wife should actually love you for you, not just love your Bully BULL and force you to worship that BULL forever to have her. You wouldn't know that since you're a cuck whose wife I am fucking right now.
Trips of Satan because Nia is sucking Kamina's cock in hell
She doesn't love him unconditionally though, she literally pays zero attention to him unless he's currently roleplaying as Kamina
skedaddle out of here Satan
It doesn't look like he's defeated, raj. But you're crying - why is that?
this. Nia loves Kamina Sama and is only impressed by Kamina Sama. So Cucky Simon has to worship and mimic his BULL Kamina forever for all his life to ever make any girl even tolerate his soiboy aura
The pajeet wasn't a pajeet, just literally Satan...Ok
More SMT1 characters have arrived to the Gacha.
Let's see what feats they'll get.
JANNIES!!!! I NEED YOU JANNIES!!!!
I'm not the faggot spamming misery porn and saying the same three words over and over in each god damn post
You wouldn't know that since you're a cuck whose wife I am fucking right now.
What are you even talking about you retard? lmao. Here's more canon Nia for you to seethe at.
BIIIIIIIIIIG BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????!!!!!!!
The pornforce wins again!
u mad
I think Simonfags are acting more embarrassing by thinking that shitposting is all the work of a singular guy who’s really mad about the fight and not just anons who think this is funny
This. simonfag is the biggest mark itt KWAB
he doesn't know
That anon was banned, and like fucking 90 posts in a single thread were deleted at the same fucking time, most of them being literal schizo pretending to be other people, too.
I don't think it's a joke if he's been at this for a month now
kwab
The joke of Wile E Coyote deciding to sue the Acme Corporation goes back decades and it's at least a unique premise compared to most of the other Roger Rabbit clones and "CGI cartoon characters going on a roadtrip with a human" movies.
Here it is, retardo bro. The trash bin signs on the right represent deleted posts.
desuarchive.org
I’m part of the posting because my sense of humor has degraded so I can tell you there’s at least two people involved now
I have no idea how you'd scale an AC character but I still want a White Glint fight
is it really Shitposting when all you're doing is posting just fucking mp4 clips of the actual show?
This isn't an edit or a shitpost or anything it's just a clip of their show. Not our fault your show is disgusting embarassing pathetic cuckshit in reality. That's just the slop YOU consoom.
Ok, who's the Dalit having a meltdown?
1v3?
Fine' I can take it
You're obsessed. fuck off.
ZOINKS
who is Dalit?
Homestuck vs Madoka magica
JEEPERS
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO
just use your filters. at least then he'll be screaming into the void where no one will know he even exists
Christ, okay I concede. I’m sorry for participating in the cuckposting SimonGODS.
Well yeah, GLfags have clung onto Hal beating Ben 10 for life since its the one good thing to happen to them since the Ryan Reynolds movie killed all momentum for the character and now a guy with the same voice actor as Ben 10 beats the shit out of Kyle. Gotta love a good revenge story.
my cock vs. Boomstick's ass is the true season finale
It's Misery Porn when it's the Beastman cucking you
It's "inspirational" and "about moving forward and growing up and maturing" when it's le Big Bro Kamina cucking you
This is racism
Wiz....
you use an iphone
it's serious to me!!
Maybe you need a break.
NUH UH WE SIMONBROS PRODUCE METRIC TONS OF INTERRACIAL NTR OF NIA AND YOKO WE ARE INCLUSIVE AND PROGRESSIVE JUST ASK LEERON
Dalit is the lowest of the social casts in India
well gang looks like we've got a cuck mystery on our hands
Make me three lol
Yes. I need a break. not the faggot that has been spamming like a schizo.
The fuck is this thread?
this. Simon sucked off Yoko's tranny cousin because he was mindbroken by le Big Bro cucking him and her tranny cousin was the closest he could ever get to her. And this is a canon thing that was shown in the anime in Episode 26. When in the flashes you see Simon kissing Leeron, who is canonically a trans man with genderfluid pronouns.
That means he CANT be a bigoted chud.
simonjeet reveals himself
Scooby Doo would beat the shit out of Cucky Simon with his canon karate (scales to Shaggy) then cuck him (Scooby Doo is a human ladykiller)
Stop with the cuckposting, talk about this MU instead
what is this guy's problem
why do you have knowledge of the social casts of India? I didn't even know they had that
FUARK WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED SIMONJEETS RUN BACK TO THE DISCORD I'VE PREPARED A BUSH TO HIDE IN FOR EACH OF US
the DERANGED benpedo REVEALS himself
I mean, it was always obvious from all the tears and DCDCDC mindbreak lmao
Zoophilia posting
Scooby doo? Wouldn't accept this
Insanity
Yoko literally makes out with a dog with tongue.
Shaggy on the other hand...
Dogs confirmed more masculine than Cucky Simon
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOOOO
TRVKE
Scoob is pretty cool
KWAB!
The cast system is literally one of the most basic and recognizable things in India (and likely the main reason why they are so insufferable) how can you not know about it?
If you truly hate Jeets you would try to learn the best ways to make them mad.
Calling Someone Dalit in India is worse than any slur or insult
Scoob will be Nia and Cucky Simon's new BIG BRO
I'm starting to this this a constant raid of pissed off kylejeets trying to flood the threads
Thread becomes usable after raj goes to bed
I will come back later. Bye.
OK, raj.
I'm going to bed. Have fun coping with the reality of your sad pathetic self-insert who worships his bull, simonbros
Tom wins because he has Touhou scaling
Kek, based and canon
It's a dbs meme
I'm starting to this this
what?
Probably for the best see ya
FUARK!
i'm starting to this this
Ok, Raj.
simonbros are low iq and esl and also trans like leeron
sorry I rushed it. I meant to say
I'm starting to think this a constant raid of pissed off kylejeets trying to flood the threads
Simonsisters I'm having a panic attack
I am a Simonbro and I can confirm absolutely all of us are like this
General about a series consisting about two fictional characters (usually from different series) goring each other, with "math"; and "logic" (a very retarded), anyways, a faggot who may or not be an actual pajeet is having his ONE MONTH LONG schizo meltdown because a character he "Liked" lost, and a character he shitposted about him being a cuck won, bigly. Doesn't help how the """""""""""""""cuck""""""""""" was the underdog against literal blatant bias.
and next in other copes we tell ourselves...
Whatever helps you cope, DCbro. See you when it's time for your next meltdown.
Tom the Cat more like Tom the BULL
any animal from any verse is a BULL in ttglverse
6D (less dimensions than the real world) at most
their universes are weaker than real universes
their fastest character is explicitly just lightspeed
this means their universe must be tiny because Superman can just fly around it without issue and sub-light speed
if you break Earth the entire cosmology just dies
DC materials are weaker and flimsier than real world materials
Superman knocks himself out everytime he does anything with the moon
the absolute strongest characters in the setting get hurt by smashing planets into each other and are scared of 'star shaking impacts' and need to use vast amounts of technology and energy beyond their command to bust a single universe
the emotional spectrum the Lanterns command is finite
their universe is finite
the peak of their cosmology is 2D
a single man who could see an atom as an omniverse in Marvel could BTFO all of DC
every single character is a cuck, a nigger, or a faggot and they happily throw Pride parades where characters like Tim Drake and Superman's own son break up with their girlfriends and prostrate their bussies for tranny cocks
worse sales than Marvel, no film universe, DCEU was considered the butt of a joke, Superman movie will flop
have lost their powerscaling wank status on VSBW, comicvine, spacebattles, reddit, Anon Babble, and now even the last bastion death battle has finally abandoned them
Batman who's just a normal man has to carry the weight of the entire universe on his back and he's constantly memed as a fascist who's boyfriends with a genocidal mass killer and who beats up poor people because they can't afford bread
Is DC the weakest universe of all time?
I know the website you're using, Raj. You're not slick you spamming BITCH.
FUARK! YOKO, NIA, GO FIGHT THIS SONIC BEAST WHILE I HIDE IN THAT BUSH THE SONICVERSE IS TOO STRONG FOR ME WITH AN ENEMY LIKE THIS
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!" - Yoko and Nia after 2 hours of it pounding them
check those threads
bro what if instead of "transcends the totality of all logical frameworks encompassed by the set of previous tiers" we just said "boundaries"
nooo we can't do that
thread closed
Canon
Post Kratos not being Spawn's eternal bitch.
this has to be a fucking scheduled raid
Beastman more like BOUNDLESS BEASTman
DC's fanbase is so pathetic they will invalidate all of death battle's results now after one loss despite years of bias
KWAB
Even worse than sailor moon and ben 10 cucks
Imagine being THAT pathetic
Shut the FUCK up.
Now have a peek of kino.
BEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSTTTTT
Shadow '05 starts off with Shadow and Sonic ridding a city of black creatures and then killing the black bull.
Those are my fuarking heroes.
"FUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKKK THEY WOULD BREED NIA AND YOKO SO GOOD WHILE I CAN ONLY WATCHHHHHH OR THEY'LL BEAT ME UUUUUPPPPPPPPP" - Simon
FUARK SHADOW DID THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT SIMON COULD NEVER DO FUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK
DCtards lost and can't comprehend it. Now they mass spam fanfiction and homosexual fantasies in some pathetic attempt at coping. Meanwhile their own setting is rife with cuckoldery, homosexuality, bad ends and just general defamation of their own iconic characters. Sad!
FUUUUAAAARRRKKKKK SHADOW CAN LITERALLY DO THE IMPOSSIBLE WHILE KEKY SIMON CAN ONLY PRETEND JUST LIKE HE PRETENDS TO BE KAMINA FUARK FUARK FUAAAAAAARRRRKKRKRKRKRKKRKRRKKKRKRKRKRK
movies flop
games flop
powerscaling wank flops
Surely DCjeets must have something going for them r-r-r-right?
kyle lost
no fanfiction or fantasies, just literal CANON files.catbox.moe
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIMONBROOOOOOS
Jesus
still waiting for kaijufag's discord, you said you knew it
Anon, DC is BOTH weak and cucked at the same time with zero redeeming qualities.
They can't cope anymore.
Lol shut up loser.
If you added the total sales of every book, movie, anime and music video about Yoko and Nia being stripper whores in the entire Gurren Lagann franchise,
it would not have half the box office of just 1 Aquaman movie
Wait I just got here. What the fuck is going on
No lies detected.
Godzilla Ultima
You said they don't use crossover feats.
Kyle lost to Simon. The pajeet has been crying for days now.
If you want to play the "it's canon" game then you should accept that Nia fell in love with Simon since it happened as well
Within the context of how they scale DC now what matchups become infinitely more debatable?
I honestly think it's going be to this unless they do Naruto vs. Luffy. We still have the Live Action, Torrian's episode,Hulkzilla, Genshit vs. Avatar, Tom and Wile E.(which should be kino animation), Ruby vs. Maka, Gru vs. Megamind, Columbo vs. Light, and Ash vs. Yugi confirmed. Of those, Hulk vs. Godzilla and Ash vs. Yugi are the only ones that feel finale worthy(though the Live Action or Torrian episode might be, since we don't know the match), and I think the Yugioh vs. Pokemon rivalry will definitely bring in the bigger numbers than Kaiju vs. Marvel.
There could also be Luis's episode, but I'm not sure if they already did it, or it's Tom and Wile E.
he's going to to be in the next thread isn't he
Nia only ever loves Simon when he's. osplaying his bull who cucked him
If you have to dress up as and pretend to be someone else to make someone pay attention to you, they don't love you.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
turns the Black Bull gay
sorry not sorry
See Cucky Simonbro
ohnoschizo? yeah, he's been shitting these threads up since 2023.
cuckpajeet? probably
nikofag? if he's unbanned
kaijufag and gayshittertard? probably
H-HE COULDN'T TURN MMMYYYYY BULL GAY MY BULL KAMINA SAMA HAS IMMUNITY!
I would hate to see what would have happen if Simon had lost.
nuh uh uh raj! not how it works. you can't play favorites here. you have to accept everything that happened and not twist the truth
You are of no interest to me, Witch.
Get out of my sight.
Ben 10 at least keeps making money while Sailor Moon flopped
You can't blame them for seething
This. the tranny already tried to turn him gay but it didn't work so he tried to turn Simon gay and it did work (after Simon was weakened by Big Bro master cucking him)
He doesn't dress up as him
use a filter and ignore them
OK, where's Ben10's musical show that was brought from Japan to New York? Where's Ben10's Museum? Where's the almost 40 years of Ben10 fans?
it's literally the truth. Post a single instance of Nia loving Simon when he's not literally dressed as and doing a Kamina cosplay. She and every other girl in the series didn't give one shit about Cucky Simon as he is and his only remedy for that is copying Kamina
DC 'bros' are always like this. You just didn't notice because it's especially bad with them losing the fight. When Wally vs Sonic happened they were all screaming and shitflinging because they thought Sonic was going to win. And when Goku lost to Superman they fully expected the DB fans to fling shit madly, like we're filthy apes with no sense of self-control.
BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throat
K: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”
Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
N: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”
From the bush:
S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from him
S: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
she never even met the guy
Canon
and yet they still all force her and victimise her into worshipping him and praying to him like a retard, since that's just how your entire bull-worshipping cuckshit story is like
The idea they basically put all their chips on trying to contend with Anon Babblechads only to lose was the funniest part. They honestly thought they had a chance
LOL
and canon
and yet they still-
she still never met him
Not Canon
Ironically it's the most Anon Babble thing that could have happened. Very fitting.
Anon Babblechads don't exist
Simonbros...
FUARK!
BULL
Cucky Simon
Big Bro Kamina
NIA AND YOKO in cuckolding fantasies
Kamina worshipper
She still says his lines and prays to him and gets told by everyone (including Simon) that he's the coolest and so much better than Simon in every way (which she believes)
She still never pays any attention to Simon or cares about Simon until he starts wearing drag and copying Kamina in every single way and acting like Kamina/Kittan
She doesn't love the real Simon, she loves Simon doing a Kamina cosplay
I don't know what's gayer, the cuck posts or the avatarfagging
Canon!
She doesn't love the re-
stop jumping through mental gymnastics
she never met him. she doesn't care.
How did Simon dials get to go to 11, but Saitama cannot? It's literally built into his atom and no space time manipulation can change that
Is Poopeye a fraud?
cuckschizo can't even get his fanfiction right
lol
This happened after Saitama vs Popeye.
files.catbox.moe
Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Big Bro Kamina did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kamina decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kamina's fist
K: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kamina Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and Nia and My master!"
K: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kamina punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to le Big Bro giving him his approval while he cucks him)
Very easy to deduce for yourself. Simply ask yourself which of us is more obnoxious to you. The one flooding the thread with deranged fantasies or the one posting images and posting normally otherwise.
you're right, she doesn't care
...about Simon when he's being himself, only when he cosplays as Kamina and talks like Kamina and only does what Kamina does
So the Omnitrix copies the peak of a species right? Does that mean if Ben scanned a Sayain he'd become Broly?
Only 11
lmao. Simon broke the dials
Saitama is a nlf but they didn't apply it for his episode
It's sad that this is literally CANOOOOOOOON!
Also Popeye's greatest feat is still below Saitama
how would she know how kamina acted like if she never met him?
Feels good to only like female characters because I'm 1000% inmune to any and all kinds of Cuckposting
OH NONONONONO
SIMONBROS HELP THEY POSTED ANOTHER LITERAL CLIP OF OUR OWN KEKY SHOW HOW CAN WE CALL IT A SHITPOST THIS TIME WHEN HE'S JUST POSTING CLIPS OF OUR OWN SHOW AS IT LITERALLY IS????
Arguably he'd become Vegeta as Broly seems to be above the average peak and probably counts as a mutation which is more then enough to count as a separate transformation
Simon the Digger
all of DC lost to a cuck
oh she's meeting him now that he's perving on her in heaven, lil bro
Also they told her all about him and literally make her worship him like a god and pray to his golden statue like a heathen whore
The cuck posts can be funny at least
Avatarfagging is just embarrassing
Deranged fantasy is ironic considering the entire basis of why one would avatarfag in the first place
she'd rather fuck a dog then you
Simon the Prepper
FUARK IS THAT A LITERAL CLIP OF OUR OWN SHOW AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also they told her all about him and literally make her worship him like a god
but she didn't care.
Oh well, even if Saitama lost due to plot, at least his love interest is sexy
Oh I see...you're a cuck.
so would Yoko
we're not so different
Yes she did, and even she's screaming and crying Kamina's name and "who the hell do you think I am!" after they teach her how wrong she is for not worshipping that fag.
No you're thinking about death battle superman and kratos which are actual statements cuck NLFs
she's Popeye's concubine now, loser
KINGtos is a featschad and the only true BOUNDLESS character
I AM SIMON AND IM HERE TO SAY
KAMINA CUUCKS ME EVERYDAY
Death battle might actually make another episode where DC jobs to a non Marvel character if this one got so much rage views from DCtards
fuark
I'm not a self inserter so I don't really care if one female character has a boyfriend or something.
BBC
Yeah wild.
Context. This only happened because, first, Saitama was extremely emotional after Garou killed Genos, and second, he tends to power up rapidly when facing someone close to his level. That means he can’t just access this at will, and Popeye isn’t his equal to begin with. Even in base form, Popeye is stronger than Saitama.
And what feat is this, that is so great?
I don't care if my waifu has a boyfriend or something
Bro...
In reality Popeye misses his love interest :(
So basically anyone who's above what appears to be his best he won't be able to grow
I am a simonbro if it wasn't clear
Yes she did
in your dreams, maybe
Ah, thought you were the guy who said
Feels good to only like female characters
Waifu
What part of "I don't self insert" you didn't understand?
Kratos won this thread
TTGL and Leeron taught me that men can identify as women and that is ok
wait wait retard you tried to say Nia loves Bro but then you point out that Yoko got mad at her for not giving a shit about kamina. which is it. make up your mind.