Why can't capeshit say fuck?
Why can't capeshit say fuck?
Because America is a puritan country founded by the rejects of Europe.
Because only children think it's cool
Man, I'd be all for Absolute Batman going the ASB&R route
violence is good. but swear words and sex are bad.
I've seen some speculation that Absolute Batman is secretly a satire
The most "grounded" Batman without money and expensive training is a hulking tank who rides around in a modified BelAZ and has secret tunnels everywhere
trying to make characters that appeal in underwear for small kids say curse words will always seem trying too hard. Same for graphic depictions of them having sex or anything like that. The maturity level of the DCAU is the most it should go.
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Explain yourself.
Not only that, but he's also established to have still gotten the best education and training he could get without becoming a globetrotter. However, for me, it'll 100% be the fact that the tagline contains
WITHOUT THE BUTLER
and the comic fucking OPENS with ALFRED showing up, and he's not just Alfred, he's Super Alfred that's still physically fit enough to be combat ready and all this other shit, and he's still helping Bruce out anyways despite being total strangers. Just, what the fuck.
Someone who knows basic history
A catholic who think protestants are fags and their retarded "suffering = good, leisure = sin" ideology is fucking retarded.
Because comic books are for kids and should only ever be for kids.
See
Children don't know what's best for them. They need heavily sanitized media that patronises them and teaches them to never ever ever question the adults.
and teaches them to never ever ever question the adults
As they should.
Here's a question--when you read a comic and you see grawlix, what do you hear in your head? I always try to substitute an actual word like fuck or shit if it fits the context and number of letters, but sometimes that doesn't work because of how it's written.
Yes, we need to stamp out all free will and independence in children. They must understand that their only purpose in life is to do the adults' bidding. Why even have kids if they won't be your slaves?
They can. The book just needs an M-rating
dc.com
Image uses the same image rating system BTW.
t. millennialtard "parent" who thinks your kid is your best bud
You think it's because they're planning on marketing the Absolute renditions to kids?
Stuff like animated movies or LEGO minifigs?
"suffering = good, leisure = sin" ideology is fucking retarded
Yeah I dont think thats ever been a wildly held protestant ideology.
Honestly "Fun is Bad" seems like a pretty ecumenical viewpoint.
Every generation should be more screwed up than the last.
I mean it depends but surprisingly no, not really.
This. All other answers are wrong and boneheaded.
Don't respond to your own post with a different phone IP
with a different phone IP
We can't even see IPs anymore
he didn't mod his Anon Babble
Said the P word again award
You're triggered by puritan?
I'm not against swearing in comics but Batman going "knock knock motherfucker!" is pure cringe
Harrison Bergeron is this anon's ideal.
All the autistic cartoon critic types are in the same camp, they go silent when you bring up compulsory mediocrity and sameness as the solution
Scott Snyder isn't smart enough to write secret satire
Since Alien Books started publishing Valiant, they seem to have gotten really confused about the mature content rules. Some of the issues have swearing, while others censor the swear words but show tits. It's not even different titles either. It varies issue by issue in the same miniseries.
America is unique in this way because it's an ideological Frankenstein's monster where the most progressive people typically come from the most bible thumping households and still center themselves towards things like purity spiraling
No one's given a damn about kids in over 20 years, it's purely about advertisers. Swearing limits the number of companies willing to run ads in a book.
didn't he write Batkek who was literally Batman, Joker, and prep time wank wank made real
I kind of like the route series like Artemis Fowl or Guardians of the Galaxy take where they use a made-up word as a stand-in for swearing.
Yeah, he's just a horror movie loving meathead, no depth at all.
Name one brand with those kinds of policies
Oh wait you can't because all those brands are from China, India, and the middle east, and there's some type of harsh punishment for naming non-American brand names
Protestant
Batman doesn't kill because he's Catholic
But for decades we've been forcefed the lie that he's a moral atheist.
My ideal is a world where humanity has been driven permanently insane. Why? Because.
Batman doesn't kill because he's mentally ill, but just differently, not like you or your kind.
Batman's Christianity has been progressively downplayed and erased for years
Also there's never been a story where one of the Bat-family ends up on life support
FPBP
Absolute Batman is secretly a satire
Nah, Snyder is just retarded
Because comic books are for kids and should only ever be for kids.
Explain picrel
Flip through a floppy and see who's advertising. Then flip through a mature readers-only floppy and see who doesn't mind there.
Toys made in China? Trading Cards? Funko Pops? Gaming PCs?
Those ads are in every comic
Quit trying to be so nebulous and pull an "educate urself shitlord"
I see you don't buy floppies, I haven't done it in years either. Any examples I list would be years out of date.
Why are other swear words acceptable? It should be all or nothing, including slurs
I'd have believed it was satire if BWL wasn't such a prominent part of both Dark Knights events
He'd say
WHAT THE FUARK!
or
WHAT THE SCHNITZEL!
or maybe
WHAT THE HECKING SPORK!
Currently it is "time = money"
what the bat
then you are actually an illiterate mutt goblin, wow
Israeli
Explain picrel
Should be banned from comic books. They're for kids.
t:kiddy fiddler
A few hundred prots in one colony/state 300 years ago is not a majority