People get mad over this???

Tsch. Spotted the mexican woman.

If you were an arab woman you'd understand.

you don't have to be a woman to not be into harems.

women don't actually enjoy the dominant position

a few do. too few unfortunately

women are stupid. don't take their opinions seriously, they change their mind everyday.

picrel

False.

I've been made to watch a ton of woman's romance movies and nah the majority of it isn't weird sex stuff it's just pointless drama. Which my friend has admitted she wants for some godforsaken reason.

You obviously don't read manga. It's one of the things that ruins a story. Everyone cockblocking each other and the male is clueless and might as well be asexual. It's an infamous tag that most don't bother reading if they see it.

“Would you still love me if I was a worm” type thinking. The idea of drama plays of fear of abandonment and the idea of a bond being stronger through being tempered

I still enjoy Monster Musume, Masaki Kajishima's harems are usually okay and Seven had the harem actually step up and organize itself with an eye towards creating a stable post-war order.

Haremshitters are subhuman.

fuck if I know, she's currently in a dying relationship where her boyfriend and her fight constantly and she seems incredibly unhappy but won't leave him
women are weird

everyone who disagrees with me is a woman

Woman behavior

when someone makes a joke about something that means they're mad!

Are you an idiot?

Using "women like being abused" as an own is something a rapist would do.

women don't actually enjoy the dominant position

Life is just not fair.

This is true but I'd hate to have a harem. Two girls max, and even then just one would be preferable.

I get off to shit like pic related.
Stop getting my hopes up that any woman would ever look at my folder and think something other than "I'd better call the cops on this psychopath before he kills somebody".

If you were an Arab woman you'd know that a harem has nothing to do with the fetish fantasy nonsense that western smut peddlers (and lets not mention the subhuman japanese) have turned it into. It's literally just a part of the house that's reserved for women. It's not some sort of sex paradise, even if you could in theory have multiple wives living there (though that's irrelevant for someone like you who can't even get one wife). It's for your mother, your grandmother, your unmarried sisters, your daughters, and even your infant sons. And remember that you would be responsible for all of them so unless you're rich you won't even be able to afford having a dozen women living there.

Tbh I don't care what brown people do irl.

We can't all understand each other's personal kinks, and that's very mortifying if not horrifying to some.

Im a woman and I don’t like BDSM. Why would I want to get hurt? That’s so unpleasant.

You know what I really want? I want to start a relationship with rape. I want an anon girl to post her address, because I don't want a girl unless she's from Anon Babble-adjacent culture and can vibe with my casual racism humor, and I drop everything and drive over and kick in her door and beat her up and rape the fuck out of her for at least a day, maybe longer, then we go get food, I learn more about her, and after I rape her more at her house or in public parks until I'm either bored of the relationship and ghost her, (or kill her if I think she's going to tell the cops or something gay) or just keep going with this exhibitionist power fantasy relationship until we're married and I can sell her dumb shit and take her life over.

No, it’s just biology.

I’m only slightly upset that what I want is incompatible with what women want.

Well what do you want?

That depends on if its a true harem or single girl winning(99% are)

Humanity is one big meme.

Women need safe conflict/drama in their lives, they thrive off of it. Every successful relationship I’ve ever seen the guy has to neg her and act lunkheaded sometimes. Women want lovey stuff but they want it from a rough or slightly dangerous man. I love my dog, so I treat my dog as well as I can and he loves me back. Same for my family. Same for my bros. My “love language” is treating loved ones well, there is nothing I want to do less than play the neg game.

That's just Bernet being his jolly self.

Haremfags don't want wives, they want pets. You should just get some dogs and then blast out into an onahole or a sex doll if you're pent up.

Some haremfags want pets, but that’s actually a minority. Haremfaggotry exists in 2D-complex circles because fantasizing takes little effort, and there are many fictional women with their own charm points. It gives more latitude to explore their fantasy. The “pet” people are one extreme, the other extreme are the people who put in effort to construct a fantasy polycule with specific dynamics in their autismverse.

Women want to tame the beast into being her beast.
Men want to love and be loved.

I don't know, I like women's romance and I'm a dude.
Maybe is the result of growing without a dad in a shitty all females family and most of my bullying was from girls? I don't know really, I just like begin dominated

but that’s actually a minority

No it's pretty much the whole concept in philosophy even if it's not as literal as your examples

I’m female romancepilled too, but I can only read yuri so that the perspective character isn’t taking dick.

Replace the chick in the top right with a boy getting chocked and the bottom with some diaper fetishist, then yeah you're getting somewhere.

Hey me too! Yuri supremacy fren!

Got any lumbar support on that cuck chair you're sitting on?

ngl I got into female romance from the girls in my highschool. their books were raunchy as fuck and went into detail about the acts.

even in arab society the whole having more than one wife is seen as something non-intelligent backwards minded people who have no hobbies or future participate in

t. iraqi

I wouldn’t expect someone who doesn’t think like this to get it, but truly you don’t get it. Haremfaggotry is a collapse of parallel monogamous fantasies with different fantasy women into one situation. It’s a mental shortcut for how 2D-complex individuals tend to think, if they aren’t hardcore waifuists.

If applied to a subject matter you like, the stylistic conventions of female written romance scratches an itch nothing else does. No wonder the male X female insert stories fly off the shelves, I don’t blame women.

5+ periods syncing

No thank you.

Well I have a similar story but the only girl who was "nice" to me was only into yaoi and gore. I wasn't into gays but the gore part waa cool, and now I enjoy eroguro (Not as a fetish) also I heard some women enjoy it too
Call me a retard but I can't tell when a woman makes a self insert in manga

This is something most harem fags ignore. Most women are always planning on killing each other, imagine a group of them under the same roof

Part of the fantasy. 2D women don’t have to conform to reality.

Guess I’m a woman, cause I’d rather have hot hard sex than have to deal with 3 people in one relationship.

Well that's the week you tie them up and gag them because 'silly girls get too grouchy for their own good' and you extra infantalize them during it, until they enjoy it.

I remember reading a harem manga online, opening narration had this jacked barbarian with a harem, but it was a fake-out start and the story pivoted to the average harem protagonist and 99% of the comments were all complaining that the manga wasnt about the first guy and how he would be a more interesting character

Female self insert

Self insert is a tricky word because it can mean different things. Blank slate characters exist to be as widely insertable as possible, usually to enact a fantasy like romance or being a chad. There are also author self inserts which necessarily have more personality but tend to have the world bend around them to be proven right.
A female self insert character is usually an everygirl, pretty but not overly so, bit of an underdog but with quirky observations, and interesting things happen to her, usually the star of the show, interesting guys. Sometimes she’s bullied by the other girls.

Yeah, yeah, my mistake didn't mention that in 2D kind of works. But to be honest as a zoomer who grew up watching DxD, I got tired of haremshit
That's...pretty based, not gonna lie

Cuck harem MCs don’t exist for the reason many people think they do. Nerds self insert as chad all the time, that’s not really the problem. The problem is there needs to be an obstacle between MC and his girls, without conflict, there is no story and it’s just sex. A race where the starting line and finish line is the same.

Before the genre crystalized, there were more Chad MCs who pursued, but that means you have to introduce obstacles like love rivals and resistant heroines, and the market didn’t like either of those. Cuck MCs, or autistic oblivious asexual MCs are a byproduct of the market preferring girls to be as likable as possible, with no NTR risk. The best of the best can be more clever about love obstacles but that doesn’t work for every setting. And then you get some outside the box thinking like 100 girlfriends where you can have a semi-chad and loving girls but the obstacle is juggling 100 of them. It’s a plot necessity thing.

I got tired of haremshit

That’s okay you don’t have to like it. I’m a haremfag but most of the best stuff is headcanon and personal fantasy/fanfiction not stories with pre-curated harems out of original characters.

This is why the best harem works are found in doujinshi and H-games.

The only right reply

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I'd counter that the best ones all understand that relationship drama isn't worth shit though. Every single one that skips that shit is always like 50-70% better written than the ones that don't and more entertaining. Arifureta should have been edgy slop for example but just got the will they won't they shit out of the way with the protagonist fucking the vampire loli very early on so it could instead go do divine racewar schizokino with railguns and submarines VS dragon armadas and later have the MC become the Isekai Glowie.

I mean if we're trying to be real here it's just a side effect of natural human sexual dynamics. There's a reason women are prone to hypersexual behavior with eachother even when they aren't actually attracted to other women and why their ability to pair bond is barely even blipped by other women, prone to forming female ingroups and relying heavily on consensus for judgement calls, and most interested statistically in men who are already in relationships, but I get the feeling you don't wanna have that conversation at the moment.

Has this become a stealth Famicom thread

Yeah if conflict can be found externally then you can escape the genre trappings. Harem is tough because the fans really just want to explore interesting girls and to turn that desire into a story that focuses on that can be challenging. I don’t think the pure harem masterpiece has been written yet.

Guy he was replying to, I don’t make any statements on 3D women, my feelings towards them are different.

I don’t think the pure harem masterpiece has been written yet.

Dream of the Red Chamber isn't exactly spring chicken.

Not what haremfags are looking for.

The best I’ve seen is Golden Boy, innovative dynamics.

If you mean the anime, that's because he leaves them after every episode until the grand finale.

Golden Boy isn't a harem series, it's a parody of stories of rich heirs anonymously taking a courtship journey and fucking a lot of women one after the other until they finally marry and settle down with somebody.
It's not even the first parody, at that.

I TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME

People always get mad at the truth

It accomplishes harem goals better than most.

design a best girl

she's destined to lose or be the side side chick at best because she wasn't on the cover of volume 1

I hate the japanese.

Phantom of the Opera is just the top picture
A dead fish of a woman arbitrarily selected by a powerful and dangerous, yet somehow cultured and sophisticated man to be the target of his affections at the same time as her childhood friend also fights him for her love all the while she takes literally no agency in her story.
If it weren't for the main theme it'd be shit.

Confidence sure is sexy. Damn it

Also that half the time he's barely even scarred so he's just a gigachad with a slightly reddened face.

Harem anime like Tenchi Muyo called the male fantasy over 20 years ago. While 50 Shades of Grey called the female fantasy 5 years ago. Point is women are property that belong harems.

Shit I have to learn that

even in fiction women don't do shit for the relationship

In the author's defense - he did not chicken out and Tenchi did have sex for the purpose of procreation with all of them eventually. His wives also trained his cousin to become a prime breeding stud in another universe.

Men are not into yandere
We literally have a phrase, "don't stick your dick in crazy"

Yes they are, most of the yandere creators are men and most of its market is men.

Bait used to be believable.

Reality has a Yandere bias.

I think the amount of guys into dommy mommy femdom is kinda overstated. Coomer brains tend to be into that and over-represent it in coom heavy places. Domming the girl is still the way more popular default with guys.

be a submissive bitch and hope a girl comforts you

be a dominant male and make her your bitch

gee I wonder which males are going to carry their genes onto the next generation

If you've read any female oriented romance novels, you'll quickly realize that stuff like Bear, a Canadian best seller, isn't an outliner.

My point is make women property again

I didn't realize women were so into Xavier: Renegade Angel.

Yandre is exclusively for pumping & dumping. If you don't want to stick your dick in crazy, go for younger & virgin girls.

In the defense of men looking for long term women, the book titled Lolita is a must read

Anon if you simply want to say you are gay is fine

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OP is a faggot.
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women pretend to be normal and hide their power levels but a lot of them are just as degenerate as any man, it's just that women don't like being criticized.

women are much more degenerate than men. they ALL like to be beaten and abused and spat on and treated like a toilet. There's a reason why rape is the #1 fantasy for women.

One of the biggest revelations of the internet is everyone can see how extremely perv brained women are. Average woman coomer is more fucked up than the average man coomer imo.

just want a cutesy vanilla relationship while i'm still young

girl just wants someone to shoot hot piss across their face and get slapped around

putting a gun in my mouth tonight.

...mens romance is all vanillaslop?

larping tranny thinks he can judge people's taste

Men's romance is whatever they can get.

im going to bridal carry you to the wood chipper

But you can't fuck a dog.
I mean, I guess you could, but why would you?

It's just that women don't actually enjoy the dominant position so it leaves an impasse

They do, but most are dykes. Easier to dominate a woman as a woman anyways.

VanillaGODS*

If you were an arab woman you'd understand.

Even in societies that allowed polygamy women always hated it. In ancient China and the Islamic world every wife was doing Game of Thrones shit to make sure their son succeeded over the sons of the other wives.

Talking about 3DPD foid shit on a 2D board

men's true romance genre is NTR

Men are more likely to cheat than women are.

0/10

youtu.be/Vp1R5ssi0DY?si=X784UJki3hIvsakm&t=772
what every ntr faggot deserves

Oops, sorry, wrong video.
youtube.com/watch?v=evAVlveqLm0
Thats the video I was meant to post.

That's why men's most emotional works are always about getting cucked

There's nothing wrong with vanilla. I'm just saying that men should be allowed to have variety.

It's just that women don't actually enjoy the dominant position so it leaves an impasse

they're lazy. the real forced feminization of society is just making every lazy fuck think they're entitled to be bottom, and don't give me that power bottom shit.

no they aren't. Within the last few generations the percentages have switched. There was never that much of a disparity anyway, it's almost always been a few percent of difference, 50-50. it's a rate of about 45%-male cheater, 55%-female cheater right now

If you're talking about the 2004 movie, I don't think that's representative of Phantom adaptations.

That phrase exists because crazy is so tempting to stick your dick into that men need to remind eachother it’s not worth it.

I just want a girl who will say

tell me more

when I talk about something I'm interested in

Every boy dreams of getting into gunfights and being a soldier but most are never going to volunteer to go to the Donbas. Same principle applies to women here.

I bet you don't say

tell me more

when she talks about her yaoi shipping

but most are never going to volunteer to go to the Donbas

Yeah because the fantasy isn't being a soldier its either

being cool as fuck (which real soldiers very rarely are)

or

fighting for a greater, nobler purpose than themselves (which you're fucking insane if you think either side of that war is anything but richfags lining their own pockets)

Modern wars and armies are fucking shit for appealing to masculinity in any way

The real male fantasy
Sigh...

fighting for a greater, nobler purpose than themselves

You could go to Gaza and fight against Israel

I'm always interested in hearing about other peoples' interests.

It doesn't need a war the whole region needs an extermination and there's nothing noble about stamping out pests, its purely a grim resolution thing.
And i'm sure somehow a globalist pedophile will still find a way to profit off it

You should get interested in stuff that isn't retarded.

Shut the fuck up harems suck ass, they never or barely fucking go anywhere because the MC has to be equally in love with all of them and the only time it's good is in porn since the mc actually gets to fuck them multiple times.

Cool, let me tell you about trans rights and why they are human rights.

What are the quintessential harem Anon Babblemics?

This is such an incredibly specific ethnic accusation that I'm very curious about he race of the person who typed it.

Nice trips Satan but I'd be more interested in that one fag on twitter planning on colluding with the Dominican Republic to conquer Haiti and establish an ethnostate for the memes, except for the fact that I find christfags as obnoxious as shekelgrubbers and islamic faggotry.

If South Africans were putting up an armed resistance or something, China invading Taiwan, or I dunno, maybe if people weren't being delusional fags and ICE actually was running nazi deathcamps I'd go fight or something but if you're not underexistential threat for the crime of just existing rather than starting shit or being used as an excuse to dip into the piggybank by fags a bajillion miles away I just don't care.

I do
If I ever join the army is because I want to kill people legally to blow up the frustrations I've been holding for decades, not for trying to look fuckable

if the point is to legally become a sociopath or sadist then you'd just be a cop since its easier and less likely to get you blown up in return

That's just because the guys making the movies were casting couching the women. That ain't "average man" shit, just the depraved moviemakers in hollywood. That's like 0.2% of men. While with women, it's like 60+%.

Honestly i'm no woman hater, but this is definitely exactly my take on harem anime shiet, it's like you watch all those movies, hear all those jokes, hear all that nagging, that complaining about "muh wife" and i'm here thinking about having to deal with that x3 or 5

"Fighting for a noble cause" is a meme pushed by losers on the internet who have never so much as thrown a punch. 99% of all wars were started because one rich guy wanted another rich guy's land, and 99% of the people who fought in said wars did so because they were good at killing and needed the cash.

Harems = multiple heirs = endless wars of successions and/or child murder to get rid of son's rivals (see: China)

Dear Christ this.
I just want a girl I can talk books or artsy movies with without her looking at me like an alien or some kind of wizard dispensing mystical knowledge. Just a well adjusted, literate woman who doesn't only consume mainstream media.

implying Gaza is a noble cause

Satan trips deserved

Men's romance is the finest French vanilla, picked during a particularly good summer in the foothills of a small plantation in the rolling hills outside Antananarivo, carefully stored in a glass vial to preserve its delicate fragrance.

Women's romance is dirt-cheap artifical flavouring of the sort banned by RFK.

fight AIPAC on your home turf then

Anime harems are idealized women.

Men pretend to be interested in women's inane talk all the time. It's a long time meme even.

pretend to be interested

And that's the problem, you want someone who is genuinely interested, women also want someone who is genuinely interested. Don't bitch about divorce when your marriage is built on being fake

That's just tsundere tope though.

Anime in general has a Low Quality Woman problem, I would argue in certain ways its worse than the west.

Not really. There is not a single woman in cartoons as hot as Noriko.

Unironically this is one of the most low iq threads I've read in a while. Anon Babble is so fucking dumb.

you want someone who is genuinely interested

Listen man, there's only so many times I can listen to her work gossip and actually pay attention.

Girls who are into rough sex are fun. A lot of them prefer to be submissive cuz it's a lot easier than being the dom.
Bottom shit looks boring compared to what Im into.

compared to what Im into.

Post it.

Fr?

You're 15, you don't understand yet that some pussy isn't worth the aftermath.

Fighting the slavic invaders of Ghaza is a Philosemitic act and very honourable.

Her work gossip such as how cute the new colleague is and how he makes her feel seen and heard? Sure buddy, go ahead and ignore that.

99% of all wars were started because one rich guy wanted another rich guy's land

Depending on your definition a majority of wars start simply because two groups of people hate each other.

I like to take a bunch of shrooms and acid then tie up my gf then have an all day fuck fest.
Last time I felt like my bed was a small tropical island in the middle of the ocean and it was one of the best feelings of my life.

Oh, I thought you meant something interesting.
Nevermind.

this thread makes more sense if you frame OP as a command.
People: Get mad over this!

we are all the chatgpt to OP's prompt

implying chad gives a fuck about her stories either

caused an insane amount of butthurt and rage

still 100% true

Do women not like to be called out on this? Cause this shit isn't some arcane secret, this is open and known and has been for a long time.

imagines getting literally cucked

immediately pictures a man superior to him

Damn son, you're like the kind of NTR protagonist people WANT to see get cucked

Loona clears all anime women sry

Not at all. Not only is she zoomer garbage but she is also from a digital cartoon so double shit.

deviantart furry zoomer slop

Ok ill run it back with eris clearing all anime women

A better choice but still doesn’t come close to Noriko, sorry.

Woops i just posted a better girl than here just now

Read again. Also sad that almost all cartoons girls don’t show nips since the executives are pussies.

what the fuck do you think vanilla means
everyone likes vanilla, that's why the safe choice is called vanilla

Zoomers always have such bad taste, christ.

anon cant love a girl without her showing a nipple

Do weebs really?

Gainax-Trigger in general remains the greatest producer of women across any animation.

Noriko, Rei, Asuka, Haruko, Yoko, Panty, Stocking, Ryuko, Satsuki

Yet mrs bellum from ppg clears each one...

True.

clears

Sorry, I can't take zoomers seriously.
You're more like a sub-species as opposed to a real person.

zoomers

Boomer babble

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT RETARDS ON TWITTER ARE SAYING

Deviantart furry that always gets her ass beat in Ms Anon Babble

...yet somehow more attractive than 99% of anime
The 1% is haru from beastars btw

I resigned myself to not having kids a long time ago. My self-loathing, neurotic, retarded self will end up making more messes of people like me.

Canon
Fanfiction

You mean that BBC loving bisexual bitch? Chi-Chi’s better than that trash let alone Noriko.

Except Mexican women are used to being just another slut in harems, they just act like they are the main hoe and not just another side piece.

how many rape scenes there were in 80's movies

There are barely any.

Both are good

Please ignore bazillion trash romance/erotica novels which include love triangles, poly etc

Harem BAD, reverse harem GOOD, eh?

look if you gonna include that then you also gonna include NTR in the guys section, are we ready for this conversation anon

That’s when you become a drone operator or join the air force.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Men don’t like it when you call out that they’re a whore to their boss and their leaders even if it’s publicly known either.

People prefer the blissful ignorance of their pride.

Both sides want power fantasy, some form is escapism

Truly shocking! What's next? +40yo adults reading YA novels?