A tubby Texas boy get's to hit this every night

Monkeys paw shit if I've ever seen it damn

This kind of talk is PRECISELY why you're alone, bud.

based Crag knows what's up

she should have ballooned after leaving her parents' house, the children of helicopter parents often do once they start making their own nutritional decisions

My nigga Bobby did all right

Lord knows how many other white boys blew her back out. Pretty sure she's been to college. Girls why stay at home don't usually become non-monogamous. That's some shit professors and peers who are feminist whores teach you.

Hank who is known for his love of America and American industry takes a job in Saudi Arabia

Peggy goes to Saudi Arabia despite viewing woman subservience hostily

Hank and Peggy leave their home when they make such s big deal about owning it and someday wanting to give it to Bobby

Khan and Minh break up despite having the strongest and healthiest relationship of all the couples

Khan lives with Bill even though he has the most disdain for bill

Boomhuar settling down, especially with a woman who already has a kid, is insane

This is just endless character assassination. This series will fucking suck.

Go to Korea. You'll find plenty willing to marry you to get out of Korea.

i dont think they sold the home, i think they rented it out

Hills leave the block

Block falls apart

Wow

I love that ai bullshit just has a pissfilter now because perverts like you kept spamming that bullshit everywhere.

You couldn’t open ms paint and put a red line in her hair?

I tried...

Probably in South east Asia.

She inherited Khan’s eyebrows but Minh’s fivehead.

Where do you think Bobby, Joseph, Chane, and Connie went to college?

Boomhauer has sex with countless women

he’s praised as a chad

Connie has sex with more than one guy

people flip their shit

Where’s this image from? Google just gives me Joseph and SauceNAO is useless

Leaked trailer from the premier. You can probably find it sitting around in various places but Hulu keeps nuking it left and right lol.

This?
youtu.be/DZ2OiQEZv08?si=X5p-YpE6QK0pSnwP

This. It’s very unlikely that they sold it and then bought it back. It makes perfect sense that they opted for some passive income while saving for their retirement nest egg. Which is exactly why Hank took the Saudi Arabia job, with the plan to save until he could one day stop working and live out his golden years in his nice house. Which unfortunately was not happening from selling propane in Arlen.

I think it’s funny that when faced with the option of leaving America or seeking a new more profitable career that didn’t involve propane, he chose propane. Because he loves both, but the joke is that he loves propane just a little bit more.

Gotchu anon

This. Hank would rather have sex with a black guy than ever sell his home

I'm a fucking retard. I could have looked up on Youtube instead of Twitter lol.

Bobby graduates high school and starts a restaurant with Chane

Hank and Peggy come by to see their son at work

Hank sees Bobby cooking with charcoal

Is so distraught he takes a job in Saudi Arabia

Anon, you got something to tell us?

It’s in chatacter. Not to mention his lack of an ass means no cheeks obstructing access to his anus

Bobby

college

That boy ain’t bright

It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

You sure think a lot about gay sex.

people actually got excited for the revival meme too lmao

Boy’s ’bout to get some pa son pate.

Minh and Kahn separating is the one that gets me, I was hoping they'd gotten into an argument and Kahn crashing with Bill was possibly because his mother is there.

Hills really did solve everybody's problems didn't they? No wonder why everything went to shit.

your deduction makes sense, but your axioms come from ignorance. saudi arabia has whole towns exclusive to expatriate (primarily american) petroleum industry workers, Saudi Aramco Residential Camps. they are functionally snapshots of decades-old american cultures with modern amenities, less influenced by modern politics,

saudi arabia has more american areas than some parts of america

I don't know. Khan and Minh always seemed like that couple that was one bad day away from a separation. They'll probably get back together anyways.

connie and chane defiantly
bobby is a successful chef who skipped out on college
joseph maybe or maybe he works with his dad in get rich quick schemes

Minh is, canonically, shown to be frustrated with some of Kahn's bullshit, especially when it leads to him often getting fired from jobs or going through manic episodes or schemes, but they stay together because they still love each other and because they have a daughter. It's not inconceivable that her frustrations could reach a boiling point after Connie leaves for college, though.

The fact that they're separated and not divorced is promising, however. It leaves things open for them to mend their relationship and have some nice Kahn and Minh-centric episodes along the way. Plus, Kahn being stuck with Bill of all people is hilarious.

you forgot

annual snow (complete with everyone owning proper winter clothes) in fucking texas

Plus, Kahn being stuck with Bill of all people is hilarious.

This I get honestly so I dont mind it. It doesn't sound as bad as some people are making it out to be imo, its a bit disappointing but the way you put it makes it seem changes like Kahn and Mihn separating could work, given the nature of what kind of show koth is.

I want to see Kahn and Bill bond and both end up better for it. Life shits on Bill way too much and Kahn needs to mellow the fuck out.

Life shits on Bill way too much

Bill is a complete asshole whenever things go his way. He earned his shit life.

Bill and Kahn finally become bros only for Bill to fuck it up...somehow this leads to Kahn and Mihn reconciling.

you didnt see Connie holding up her science report on global warming in the intro?

it's because you're a bad person

ai bullshit just has a pissfilter now because perverts like you kept spamming that bullshit everywhere.

What?

modern age

you mean 20 years ago?

"ethically non-monogamous"

Why did it also color in the part in her hair?

Was typed into the prompt clearly

is koth going to make fun of poly retards?

Here you go, ESL. Learn something new.

it still doesn't snow in texas regularly, let alone enough for everyone to own snow clothes

inb4 muh 2021 blizzard

yeah, and it wreaked havoc there BECAUSE they don't frequently get snow

I really don't think this ENM stuff is a serious deal, since I'm 99.9% sure it's how we lead Connie getting back with Bobby as a regular relationship.

esl

No, zoomer but maybe that's just as bad. I read it fast and saw it as "Why did it also color in a part of her hair?"

I like the idea that Bobby and Chane see past their differences and are actually friends as adults.

Kahn and Minh almost always do things to spite the Hills

thinks their relationship wouldn't fall apart when the Hills leave because they have no one to compete with

just be White.

Didn't Chane and Bobby open up a restaurant together? It's kind of weird, since Chane is supposed to be super smart, like getting in the top 5 at their school.

Connie tries to get in with the popular kids in college

Dates a guy who turns out to be a cheating asshole

Connie tries to pass it off as them being in an open relationship that she's super totally okay with

Popular kids try to exploit this until Connie is finally forced to admit that her new "sexual identity" is just cope and she's embarrassed to admit the guy she's dating is a piece of shit and she still loves Fat White Lump.

Top 5 in a distant dallas suburb

I graduated valedictorian in my high school, and it couldn't even get Slippery Rock to look at me

It's heavily implied throughout the series that a lot of Chane's success in school is due to his parents providing him with resources, equipment, tutors, and even bribing schools and officials. He sounds like the kind of helicopter-parent kid who's rely heavily on his parents' resources well into adulthood and then crash the moment he's either expected to fly solo or access to those resources is cut off.

connie a cute!

this is probably going to be another clone high season 2 situation.
it's just been too long and too much shit that's changing for it to be good