Death Battle

TEAR A HOLE IN THE SKYYYY
LEAVE ANOTHER WORLD BEHIIIIIND

first for yugioh supremacy

GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
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OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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You are literally FICTION to me

Why do power scalers always freak out when someone pulls out a gun?

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Would Chirico Cuvie work in a death battle?

Demonbane? Beat Azathoth fair and square.

Canon
Fanon

Shoots a fiction penetrating bullet at you

u mad

No, you are literally FICTION to ME! I am FOUR levels of reality HIGHER than your WEAK, JOBBER ass!

NikoSISSY’s temper tantrums out of NOWHERE

ACK! That hit me! This guy solos NON-FICTION

I'm a solipsist.

Everything? Just part of my imagination which is an infinitesimally WEAK part of my being.

self naration

Calm your tits, fag.

FUUUUUUARK, QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

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"Simon! can you stop messing around and have gay intercourse with that equally handsome devil with that ring so I can flick my bean!"

Kyle: "wh-what-

"HAVE SEX ALREADY GOD DAMN IT"

im imagining this post to amuse myself btw

Nikocuck melty

i don't remember this scene, was in JJK or Action Comics?

I am so FUARKING POWERFUL... I am INFINITY+1 levels of reality ABOVE you all... I can kill Simon, Kyle, Superman, Beyonder as well as every single fictional verse with a SHART... You are nothing but DREAM PEOPLE to an ENDLESSLY BOUNDLESS BEAST like MYSELF....

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Who is niko

Sociopaths are Outerversal BOVNDLESS BEASTS

HOLY

Can your favorite street tier hero survive this encounter?

Fraudchecked by Rand. lmao

Based and gold
Cringe and mold

To put this into perspective.
The entirety of Lovecraft's verses structure would only be 1-B at most without metafaggotry. If it weren't for the fact that cosmological structures are created by "dreaming" making it so there are hierarchies of "fiction" with others being more real than not until finally they get back to the Atlus-like fiction "author" of everything Azathoth, so they are allowed Outerversal and then into boundless scaling.
Then there is some 4th wall breaking shit with Nyla and Yogg but idk.

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TUCKER FOLEY IS MULTIVERSAAAL!!!

Demonbane beat that btw.

Demonbane beat a substantially nerfed version of that btw

My sensory organs construct fictitious impulses of qualia of external """"reality"""" based on biological calibration in my brain

I am fucking OUTERVERSAL

Look into FRAUDbane just to see if there's anything impressive at all about it

Watch the anime, which is an adaptation of the VN

It's absolutely dogshit

Zero impressive feats at all

Final fight isn't even city level

Nyarlathotep, yes THE Crawling Chaos, is a bimbo-ified waifu in this who gets fucking merked by the heroes with this underwhelming power

Literally screams in agony and dies

This is the shit some wankers jerked off back in the day? LMAO. How the hell did this junk go unchecked for years? They couldn't even get past Pain Arc Naruto.

Guns are like suns. They just ignore powerfaggotry and fuck you up

Existence itself? It's all illusion.

believe the sky is red

this becomes cold, hard irrefutable fact to a being such as myself

as my viewpoint is the only one I believe matters, this has now become the only fact that matters

the sky is now red

F-FUUUUCKKKK!!!!! I've become too fuarking POWERFUL.....

AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

She was hoping that Gattai meant something else when Kamina first yelled it to Simon.

BRING ME GOKU, SIMON, KYLE AND SUPERMAN!!

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imagine I poop my pants

I do poop my pants

I poop my pants...

open Anon Babble and this thread

this brings thread into existence

this action creates a multiverse with infinite infinitely sized universes with infinite timelines based on my initial observation

each of these universes have infinite spatial and temporal dimensions as well and my action independently exists outside of this spacetime and all transcendental existence

I do this every instance of time and non-time infinitely smaller than a Planck moment and my actions stretch across my timeline and non-timeline infinitely

FUJOSHIko…

Observe, BEYONDSPEEDFORCEtos in action.

outhouser-versal, 11 d dookies

holy FUARK... We're all so powerful...

What are these anime lines called anyway? I assume they have a name.

THE DRILLER OF DC
THE PIERCER OF SWANK
THE COSMOLOGY CRUSHER
THE LANTERN GRAVE DIGGER
THE SOURCE WALL SMASHER
THE MAN WHO DID THE IMPOSSIBLE

SIMON THE DIGGER

Focus lines.

Speedlines usually.

Thread became a SMT chatroom

What the fuck just happened? this speed is too much for us!

Someone should write a character that basically inhabits a solipsistic universe where everything that enters his cognition as quale around him is constructed fiction and he can just delete the weaver and azathoth if put into the same setting.

Vs battle would be forced to make him boundless+

Jobs to 240 KG lift.

Speedlines brudda

You are paying for the DLC demons for the raidou remake right?

Isn't that just any SMT protagonist?

YUP YUP

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f-fuaark.......

CANOOOOOOOOOOON!

Kek.

Sissyphists...Post you being able to create a new color, NOW.

Source Wall was argued to be a potential win con that was arguable to even be included since it was too OP

Gets casually no diffed

Glonge

This post? I imagined it into existence to make fun of myself.

All of you? Not real.

outhouser-versal

KEK

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A WALL IS JUST A WALL
AND A DRILL BREAK WALLS!

GIGAAAA DRILLLL BREEEEEEAAAAAK

Fine then, the greatest of feats, a true boundless omnipotent archivement. Make Kratos destroy a mountain.
This goes for everyone, pussies.

He just did. In my mind. A shame you aren't part of my reality.

Almost a week since the last episode

People still don't talk about the upcoming one.

There were people suprised about the xianxia feat, fun stuff.

Simon vs Kyle was a very high profile matchup and the next fight, while fun, is a lot lower stakes and doesn't have as much to talk about. Wait for the previews to come out.

they did that in the yogiri ln though

SMT protagonists walks up to Azzy, Weaver and Featherine

"One word and I close my eyes"

How do they respond without sounding like inexistant?

I still feel like it'll be a draw, the two wouldn't be able to even kill each other like Courage and Scooby.

Whistling.

Is Featherine the most plappable 1-A character?

No, that would be your mother. I plapped her so hard we broke the omniverse.

Tom.
Stand Name: One More Time.

Wile has never gotten a W in any cartoon he's ever been in. Tom is an idiot but he jobs far less. It's not really fun to discuss something that's predictable

I literally WILLED this image of REALITY into existence.

Either that or Wile loses like in the cartoon since it's funny.
I hope for a draw, I like both of em.

YUP YUP

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It is a shame that Death Battle has already bought into the cosmic Kratos, he could have had a much more interesting fight with Disney's Maui.

Maui is for Disney Hercules to victimize.

Didn't Maui move the sun on screen in the second movie?

i invented the green that's made when you use the > just now, however once i invented it, it has always existed

Why didnt you faggots tell me that Bowser v Eggman was kino

man, that was a funny era.
those shitposts led me to watch jojo

It's a downer because it looks like most people want Tom to win because they like him more, they just think he doesn't stand a chance.

What's one character that's only appeared in a single episode (no DC/Marvel) that you'd want to come back?

This would still be lower than the numbers they got for Kratosura Kratos.

Impossible. Let me check.

test

I assumed everyone had already seen it because it was such PEAK

but we did and since I believe it true, it did happen. you just forgot

Mob vs Accelerator!

Even though I like Mob more and I think Accelerator just merks him, I just want more cool psychic battles.

Still the best episode to this day, fitting for my VILLAINS. I love Bowser and Eggy.

Any good matchup ideas for Nine-Ball from Armored Core?

Ryuko would be cool to see again. Especially if she had an opponent that she could thematically banter with more.

Can I buy SMT games on PS5?

The AI Army or the single super mercenary?

Tom's gotta better stats and wank potential. Plus he has toonforce on his side since he at least wins sometimes while Coyote always loses with his own kit turning on him all the time.

Lich King since his episode was horrible. Yet again, I doubt DB’s ability to navigate the schizo lore of Warcraft these days.

Not all of them, but a majority of games in the franchise.

Rogue just because I love her classic 90s design with the southern accent

If they scale Wile to Bugs though then Tom is fucked.

I know the most plappable boundless one

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You now remember that Tom & Jerry have an anime

crossover

dc just included the man there to get sales
gege didnt know this even hsppened nor that greeen lantern exists

BRUVA NOOOO

Doesn't really mean anything. Coyote gets fucked by Rule of Funny

gay

throws one punch

f-fuck... i'm already exhausted...

uh, is that Waldo?

Luke Skywalker. The episode he was in was very early in the show's run, and it's pretty mediocre even compared to other episodes of the time.

The resident SHARTnicfags had a collective meltdown and prevented the truth to get to you..

Fatty

Close my eyes

Tiering systems disappear

JirenDAMN

Cardio-vascular exercises will ELEVATE you.

Quantum Mechanics wins again

Take that, Einstein
I disappeared the moon, YOU IDIOT

Thoughts?

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Does anyone compare to her in terms of Matchups?

I'm not gay but

Quantum Mechanics rules out free will, not enable it kek.

If they actually take into account Wile's propensity to get fucked over by not just random chance but the actual will of the universe and narrative, then yeah he has no shot. But that's pretty much entirely what the fight hinges on then. Otherwise Wile wins

Ragna.
Blazblue has a complicated plot but if DB was actually willing to research it I feel like Ragna could come across as not only way more sympathetic but he'd also be way more powerful in a fight. I was very into BB when they made his episode and even then I feel like they undersold him since they only read the surface level of things, while GG didn't even have the retarded GGXrd lore boost yet.

Kylebros... Halbros...

super merc could be coolest for a single fight. Since the ai army can and would ruin the world

The perfect Onahole. Even if You fucked him to Death, Dagda will revive him.

Its funny since Ragna is one of the nicest and most sane characters in Blazblue's cast even if he comes off as a hardass.

still waiting for the kaijufag's discord, you promised you'd give it, you fucking fag

Can Galactus beat Simon?
The ultimate Nullifier should give him a chance to kill the digger

implying nikotranny knows literally anything

Welllll I think that the earlier AC games are more grounded, so given that, it is probably the best chance to have an Attack on Titan match up.
So Reiner or maybe Zeke.

The ultimate nullifier is a machine, right? Then it can be Gattai'd

If Sorairo Days starts playing he's fucked

Galactus

Squirrel Girl fodder

That page was made yesterday, but so far it looks decent, unfinished but decent. CSAP typically has better profiles than VS Battle Wiki.

If Spiral Power can overcome concept erasure then I’m sure it can neg the Ultimate JOBifier.

kamina ghost proves spiral power has soulhax

HASHIRIDASHITA OMOI GA IMA DEMO
KONO MUNE WO TASHIKANI TATAUTERU KARA
KYOU NO BOKU GA SONO SAKI NI TSUZUKU
BOKURA NARI NO ASU WO KIZUITEIKU
KOTAE WA SOU ITSUMO KOKO NI ARU

I still think this is Sukuna’s best match. Both Heian era morherfuckers, both body horror, both shonen villains. You have both of them being assholes so nice banter.

Sometimes you wanna see evil notherfuckers do bad shit

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weeeeell

Stellar Blade on PC soon (demo came out). Soon we'll be able to rip the models for Eve vs 2B... and other very not safe for work stuff.

If you're going for someone like Galactus, you should instead consider that weird fucking thing at the end of Uzamaki.

Could its inward-turning Spiral beat Simon's outward-turning Spiral?

Don’t really care who he fights, he was just done dirty in his episode with piss research. Literally had him as strong as pre-LK Arthas, lmao. That and they made him lose to jobber Sauron who’s canonically lost every fight he’s ever been in, the Dark Lord of FRAUDS.

Bueno Excellente…

SUPERMAN IS ON FUCKING DISCOUNT

Simon GATTAI’s with the Ultimate Nullifier and uses it on Galactus

that sounds like the equivalent of smacking a gun out of your opponent's hands to point it at them

Grandes descuentos

DChermanos……

Post some good Character Stats and Profiles that are better than VSBW version.

compadres...

Wouldn't a narcissist be Outerversal since they see themself above everything?

Goku has gañado

IT'S DA BIG SHOW

HE AINT MY BOY
BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

It's wild that the Digimon Human World is so weak that computer programs can affect it.

TRVE

so this is spiral power...

Actually, the thing no one fucking remembers about Peter Griffin is that whenever he engages a cutaway gag, he just stops. Nothing happens.

Kek.
My HERO deserves it anyway.

Everyone wants their favourites to be powerful, this specific profile takes every single official Sonic media and fuses them, making it I think possible

I said good anon, not slop.

VSBW profiles are created collaboratively by a community, while CSAP pages are essentially independent blogs. So you're bound to come across some dumb shit like that. Over all it's still better than VSBW, you just have to find the good profiles.

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I love this new Godzilla manga.

Xianxia? Scales to dimensions
"Radiant colors suddenly appeared within the silent starry sky. Countless natural and magical laws fused, and then dispersed. The starry sky vanished, leaving behind only… a single point!

It was a singularity of absolutely no length, breadth, or depth!

That singularity existed within the starry sky. It contained all magical laws, all natural laws, and a total of 1,080,000 worlds!

When Bai Xiaochun saw that, he smiled. Waving his finger, he caused the singularity to transform into a line…. It had no breadth or depth, and yet, was infinitely long, with no end.

"I'm missing something, aren't I?" After a moment of thought, he waved his finger again, and the infinitely long line suddenly became infinitely wide!

Because it was infinitely long and wide, it was actually impossible to tell which direction was which. Such descriptions could only exist in one's thoughts.

From a distance, it almost looked like an enormous sheet of paper, spread out through the starry sky. Bai Xiaochun looked at it for a moment, smiled again, and then waved his hand, causing it to grow infinitely deep and high!!

Now, it didn't look like a piece of paper, but rather, an infinitely wide, infinitely long, infinitely tall box!

"Still missing something." Shaking his head, Bai Xiaochun waved his finger, causing the infinitely long, wide, and tall box to ripple and distort. It seemed to age, blurring, as though the passage of time was transforming it into something illusory, into a vortex, into… space!

It contained everything that made up the starry sky for the past tens of thousands of years, their existences stretched out together. It contained all life forms and all living beings, from the moment they were born until they died, from the moment they existed, until they didn't exist. And everything in between. By stepping into that space, one could appear at any moment that had ever existed."

This, of all things, is what brought DC's anime slaughterhouse streak to an end

DCfags should feel honored

Simon vs Rebuild Shinji

Has the part from Rebuild of Evangelion where Shinji and Gendo get Meta in the Anti-Universe

Simon and Shinji end up fighting in the literal studio making the Death Battle episodes

simonjeet melty

Lois... did my comics... sell?

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HOLY SHIT A TALKING SKELETON!!!

Cadav-er

inb4. Spic

It is making fun off the ESL, why do I know that word? I lurk around the spic threads (good porn).

big if true

(good porn)

Aaand that's how we know you are indeed a spic

Trip fag shaming anyone

coping already

cry more, it pleases me

23729

trip fag trying to troll anyone

Gokusisters...We're elephant tier...?

FUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!! I need to have sex NOWWWWW!!!!

Bueno excellente…

FUUARRKKKK I NEED HER SO BAD

Good saars, we are redeeming the movie ticket for the superman movie yes?

Raoh...

DCjeet…

So I know "haha funny antifeat for Goku" but technically this is a durability feat for the Dragon Balls. We knew that they could survive a Dodonpa, but we also knew that someone like Yajirobe was capable of drilling a hole through a Dragon Ball in order to make it into a necklace. This scene would make it so Dragon Balls also have a sudden crush resistance too.

Nymphomaniacs...

I think the worst thing about this profile is that they gave Goku Supergenius in battle IQ and combat.

but Jeets fucking hate the new Superman and want Snyder back

Yoko thought Simon's drill and Kyle's ring colliding at the end was a gattai

Trannyeye victim

implying he's not a victim to himself

FUJOSHIko…

fight literally ends with Kyle trying to put a ring on Simon's finger

Are we sure the Death Battle wasn't just one of Yoko's doomed yaoi fanfics as she's watching Kyle and Simon do bro stuff

I love these silly comics, kek.

are these from the main manga adaptation of the series? I picked up the first 3 volumes but never read the scans of the rest, it worth checking out?

Thanks anon.

flat adult Nia

unfathomably based

As I recall there are actually several manga adaptations. I think even Otoko has one.

I saw a couple on wikipedia. After death battle brought up the fucking drama cds I was thinking about doing a deep dive into the spinoffs. I've always been curious what changes exist in the light novels

Have you forgotten, DC?
VICTORY GOES TO THOSE WITH COURAGE

Anon BabbleCHAD LET ME BE AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why am I such a jobber... how is anyone going to take my verse seriously now...

1 minute apart

Kyle...

K,b,c.

he doesn't have the courage to back up his bro 1 minute apart

Victory goes to... THOSE WITH COURAGE!

you fought well, kyle

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Hal Jordan vs Bejita?!

The Fraud of War...

nah they're fine

Kratos…

Which Death Battle was this again?

Did you guys know that breasts can strengthen Spiral Energy?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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gun

Multi-Hyperversal buster

Thor vs Bejita

I KNOW

Demonbane

MazingerZ victim and slave btw

No lies detected.

Someone give me my first introduction to Pataphysics ZANZIKINO

zanzibart.....

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PataSHITsics

if they wrote something like this, then it's okay in my book

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So I take it that pataphysics is just characters being aware they are in fiction and capable of becoming non-fiction.

I honestly don't even consider this beyond metaphysics and if we're doing R > F layering then not only do I think this is totally viable and funny, but really R > F already jumps the gun despite it also not being conceptually beyond metaphysics.

No. 'Pataphysics isn't a thing. It is a joke idea.

he earned Simon's respect after all.

simonjeet threadwide melty

...THE DIGGER

...has yet to happen

You can take joke ideas and turn them into reality, look at DC for example.

k,b,c

He's not the champion of DC. DC is his FUARKING BITCH. Simon the Driller OWNS DC.

Simon the Driller OWNS DC

David Zaslav out of NOWHERE

he could probably do it too

brb, gonna kill the Marvel univer-ACK

Megatron vs Teridax with the fight animation using stop motion and toys would be pretty cool

pataphysics

Made up.

MUH

Literal schizobabble. It's as real as time cube.

fight didn't have Kyle copying the STTGL as advertised.

Can i sue for false advertising?

Unlike R > F which is totally real

Doesn't Ragna beats Sol now thanks to Centralfiction?

How will Doomgayer beat Imu

The Superman construct was even better

Post yourself making a universe of sentient creatures you metaphysical transcend.

Did you say something canon? Cant hear you from up here.

Come on, say it to my face

Well, metaphysics is the laws of causation and abstract stuff like that to Aristotle. So then imagine there is a layer of laws above that and your character is so strong they can manipulate this ultra-causation. bam.

Having him kill CAS Superman was a better call just for maximum BTFO points

you have a beautiful wife

I have a cookbook saying that I can

Sonic can do that 8 times in a row, with just one chaos emerald, going by vsbw, btw.

CAS Superman is weaker than the weakest God Robo.

LOL, and he's supposed to be India's champion?

Take Epistemology Class

First question is how we would deduce things if we lived in a simulation or were manipulated by a god.

Kratosscholar btw

>First question is how we would deduce things if we lived in a simulation or were manipulated by a god.

simulation

Find a glitch

manipulated by a god

Find a miracle

He said Epistemology, not Epsteinology.

BASTARDS!

k, b, c

Not to mention how he broke through the Source Wall, BY ACCIDENT; Kyle wasn’t even summoning it against him and it got blown through anyways

what the fuck that mean you fuck nigger?

The answer was that we're capable of "meta"thinking so then you can start fucking with Descartes ideas

Damn

'sauce my friend? I can't read moonrunes.

NTA but Kek, based, Canon.

Lel, it means: kek, based, canon.

RTH spam

I’ll show you a REAL “herald”, Simon…

…after I’m done with this FODDER!

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27 episodes

7-8 spinoffs

a manga adaption

a novel adaption

audio cds

an art guidebook

far less material than the dragonball and the ben 10 franchise to pull from

Vs.

NEARLY A WHOLE FUCKING CENTURY OF COMIC BOOK HISTORY

Ina Enohara

Counterpoint. How do we know that we were in a manipulation, but then we hijacked god, made ourselves into super god, and the we put themselves in the simulation again for funsies, with the ability to return back when we die. It would explain all the events that border shitposts.

To the anon I recomended ergen novels, don't, apparently the entirety of ergen suffers from the demobane syndrome (made up shit to hype up fodders).

what anon jej

ergen?

Rewatching TTGL

Kamina crying learning his dad on the surface years ago

He suffers the same fate

PAIN.

Meant Kamina crying after learning his dad died on the surface years ago.

ModesevenGOD

What's the cosmology of xianxia or CHINKxia or w/e

The one bad episode of TTGL is the one where Kittan, one of my favorites appears. That episode had a guest director, and just wasn't good.

He still lurks on Anon Babble, don't give him any i/d/eas...

Is that the one that made the creator say the famous ass inhaling line?

Could Tooru beat Death from Final Destination?

we do not talk about episode 4

My entire wiki is based around metafaggotry so I had to purge the pataphysicGODs so my favorite verse could stay boundless.....

I remember there was this one abridged series called Gurren Lagann the Satire, Kamina straight up tells Simon they're not doing episode 4, and fast forwards reality to get to episode 5.

Ergenverse, xianxia shit.

Having an stroke I see, because that sentence doesn't have a modicum of sense.

Settle a debate for me
Would post Whole Cake Island Base Luffy be able to beat Dressrosa Gear 4th Luffy?

the fact that THAT'S the episode Kittan and the black siblings debut in is painful

The movies skip it too. Kinda funny.

watched Blazing Saddles for the first time today

get to the ending fight where they go from the Wild West to breaking into a random Hollywood studio and beat up all the actors

start questioning if the main characters are boundless because they transcended a narrative layer to beat up real-world actors

Am I cooked, bros?

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wait then how the fuck did those 3 meet kittan

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT

Piss off, they work for Mel Brooks.

Did you at least find it funny? If not, yes.

wile is a fucking beast but he has to catch a literal dc-level speedster
its like calling bluto weak because he narrowly jobs to popeye

SpaceBalls? BOUNDLESS

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Technically this already happened, but it would be cool to see Ippo vs Joe, and Ippo accidentally murders Joe who dies in his iconic pose.

I'm not going to entertain this.

It was funny as hell, but the Vtuber I watched it with just kept bitching about them saying nigger and faggot all the time, and kept apologizing to her audience for “not researching it beforehand”. Man, I’m so sick of zoomers and their virtue signaling mentality. Even when the movie portrays the racists as idiot losers, it’s not good enough unless they use the PC, watered-down versions of the slurs

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In fact, never play this part again.

celebrating a spic dub

The world was DENIED GetterKINO

There isn't a manga series with a more tragic fate than Getter Robo.

Please understand, Kyle has never gotten any kind of special treat, it must be infuriating for his fan.

Kek, your MIND has been WARPED by these halls.
It's ok though, anon, you're among fellow schizos.

Simon hits Lordgenome with his core drill

Esto es el fin, El Grande Padre!

Just in time for Simon’s second matchup next year

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Kamina also died having left a promise that could never be reciprocated.
"You said you'd pay me back ten times."

fight Goku effortlessly wins

Goku and Simon fighting over who is the hero of Latin America

All of Seiya appears joins the fight

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anon I love goku but even his own fans piss themselves in fear when simon is brought up

All of Seiya appears joins the fight

IESLB

I KNEEL.

I mean....He is in a weelchair now.

Huh, the storyboarder made an alternate ending where Kyle won

only the weak willed with cower, the real chads have already seen the outcome of the fight
Goku wins

Who would win, Composite Nicolas Cage, or composite Jackie Chan?

This guy is unbelievable! I've never seen someone get stronger like this! I'm shaking with excitement!

KEKAROO!

Based agenda goku spic

Oh wait, you were making a joke at DC's expense. I understand now.

JIhREN…

Fight Goku gets effortlessly raped in

homosexual fantasies

… in his dying dreams

I respect the tenacity, and I know Goku would put up a good fight. but by the time Simon pulls out Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann he's gonna need more than a senzu bean to deal with that bullshit
unironically

no need to make fun of Toriyama's death man, not cool

K,b,c.

KINGtos solos your verse btw

Is this /dbs/' biggest colony?

Goku

Mazinger victim.

No lies detected.

Funny how Simon arguably outskills Goku too

You better watch Mel Brooks' History of the World Part 1, then.

Mazinger Z isn't the same being as Mazinger ZERO

You get to bring one band to sing/compose 1 song for Death Battle. Who do you bring?

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Kanye West for Red Skull vs Cobra Commander

Tony Danza tap dance. Pure kino. Something rock as all hell like Leon vs Ash from evil dead.

dude even Jiren would probably shit himself in fear if he saw this mother fucker

What’s there to really talk about besides memes?

Yeah, that verse gets fodderized by any mid-tier cape. Like, Spider-Man unironically solos the verse. TTGL is what Demonbane thinks it is.

Can Kratos even damage a mountain?

Yeah, Goku has never meaningfully interacted with something on the scope of an entire multiverse. Zeno, Rymus, and Super Shenron are perhaps the only beings within the "primary" canon(s) that are actually multiversal in ability. Zuno might have some sort of limited omniscience (i.e. he has to think about something before he can know it rather than knowing everything at all times).
I think Goku probably stops being able to compete with a hypothetical Simon as soon as Simon absorbs the ML, but he would likely be struggling before that point because Simon has so many abilities even then.

So the shtick of the dsod villain is literally that the villain is from a higher dimension. How does Ash even respond?

dude even Jiren would probably shit himse-AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JIREN-SAMA W-W-WAIT WHAT ABOUT MY INFINITE GROWTH AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I'M SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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judging by this cover alone I can tell this series is dogwater

In terms of pure martial arts? No Goku still takes that from just his sheer instinctive aptitude. In terms of sheer amount of skills? Yeah Goku doesn't have nearly the span that Simon does.

Its Lovecraft, so thats cool.

But apparently its harem, which is not cool.

moeshitter jannies are bannin /dbs/ threads just to allow one made by a morshitter

Fuck those moevermin.

At peak strength full rage, he can probably punch a third to half of it off, if we go by his fight with Cronos.

Jiren... that was Viral...

My dog solos fiction

Are you fighting for the halls?

Jiren, universe, NOW.

you own Kratos?????

something something shook the infinite null void realm

harem is kino THO

Post the Coyote STOPPING a multiversal explosion, otherwise he gets memed by Xianxia.

something something shook the infinite null void realm

Mistranslated, it is "eternal", you can't shake "eternity", unless you are deluding yourself into thinking that the spectre feat was universal.

Yes, in martial arts, Simon fused with infinite versions of himself throughout all alternative universes, future, past, time and place, likely gaining all of their collective intelligence and skill

No. No its not. Its the worst kind of garbage.

Akira Toriyama is the fourth richest mangaka now

I will always fight for these Hallowed Halls and my fellow Scholars

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Jiren… you just lost to Lordgenome’s head…

nta but honestly a bullshit thing to assume, but at the same time it probably explains how simon knew what an elbow drop was

you can't shake "eternal"

Jiren does the impossible and shakes the unshakable

he gets shook by a gay space lizard with lipstick though

Jiren...That was Boota...

The halls are being taken by the jannies and moeshitters. They deleted threads to enforce a janny's dog thread tonight full of moeshit. We need more resistance.

Jiren, that was Dayakka’s baby daughter

While Wile himself doesn't get any multiversal stuff, the Toons he will scale to do

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cope

DONE

he got [HEADCANON]

DONE

Canon
Fanon

The ONLY CN character to win Death Battle

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Nah

parroting /dbs/

DONE

continued cope

DONE

YES

BRING ME SUFFERKINO

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The Halls are beset by undesirables, but the fighting spirit of our Scholars will always prevail in the end

is it THO

It took all 5 of us to beat Simon..

Vegeta... that was Dayakka..

youtube.com/watch?v=bwwM8okkAk8

Vegeta likes Big Boobs

Anti Spiral is his worst nightmare. He'll get rid of Bulma's boobs!

I will keep fighting for it.

Its really not. Its one of the worst genres in fiction.

My god, he's stealing ALL the marshmallows!

we're done when we say we're done

FRAUDC

I am sorry, is that the guy who at his peak could only see a dozen or so universe as a pizza? While still being finitely bigger than it...THAT JOBBED TO SOMEONE WITH, and I quote said "I HAVE ALL THE POWER YOU EVER DREAMED OF, MY KRYPTONIAN CELLS ARE SUPERCHARGED WITH THE LIGHT OF A MILLION BILLION SUNS

My verse got obliterated...

we're done when w-

DONE

Wil E must leech scale leech

This is why Tom CHAD will win

A million Billion Suns

CAS bros... We get NO-DIFFED by Supergirl?

Did I stutter

I wish Death Battle wasn't always about killing. There are many characters that would never just kill their adversaries.

The Big 3 Networks records

Cartoon Network

1 Win (Samurai Jack), 1 Draw (Courage), 2 Losses (Ben 10, Steven) Another loss if you count Rick

Nickelodeon

4 Wins (Toph, Danny Phantom, Aang, SpongeBob), 2 Losses (Zuko, Korra)

Disney

3 Wins (Goliath, Star Butterfly, Bill Cipher), 1 Loss (Jake Long)

There is dialogue that indicates that the fight against Jiren with UI was shaking the void between universes during the Tournament of Power.

...yet, that was only shaking and the area would also have less mass than a quarter of just one of STTGL's legs, and an equivalent shockwave could be just a minor slap. Much less the power and size of the Giga Drill.

And this is before Dimensionality is pulled in or the fact that the void has no material whereas STTGL would have spiral durability bullshit.

Spiral power is just a whole other level of bullshit

did I stu-

DONE

Don't forget that universe they were fighting in was 10 to 11-Dimensional, so even Lordgenome here is larger than DB Cosmology

TTGL Netflix Adaption.

Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm not my bro, I'm me, Simon the NIGGER!

Asked this in an earlier thread but I never got an answer so I'll ask again here. Suppose one ring from each Lantern Corps was given to a different Gurren Lagann character. Who would get what? I know for a fact that Simon and Nia would get Green and Blue, respectively, but I'm not too sure about the rest.

Both Anti Spiral is Yellow Lantern because DESPAIR.

Meant both Anti Spiral and Lordgenome. Lordgenome could be both Green or Blue before he got mindbroken by Anti Spiral.

Thats Aioros you fucking poser

Nia would be a Star Sapphire. Kamina would be blue.

Considering voices of Team Dai-Gurren are hearable across the entire 11th dimension, wouldn't Simon's screams just burst Kyle's ears and kill him like this?

GALAXY SPIRALING IN MY MIND

Or something like that

comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Superman has no limits

the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe this

not even DC thinks Superman has no limits

NOBODY with a functioning brain thinks Superman has no limits

Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

Didn't Ben already say Superman has limits on twitter when Goku vs Superman 3 was happening?

characterrants and reddit mock the idea of multiversal Kratos

only literal retards on vsbw other powerscaling forums believe he's multiversal

not even GOW writers think Kratos can destroy a mountain

NO SANE PERSON with functioning brain cells thinks Kratos can destroy a planet

Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

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They walked back on that and said his narrative has no limits against Sentry.

comicvine, spacebattles and all other battleboarding sites don't believe Toph's earthbending has no limits

the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe this

not even Bryke thinks Toph's earthbending has no limits

NOBODY with a functioning neural synapse thinks her earthbending has no limits

Why is death battle such a pathetic dismal failure at convincing anyone?

Reminder that literally everyone in WoD is massively boundless.

>the literal retards on vsbw and other powerscaling forums don't even believe this

basically anyone who says superman has no limits is just parroting their talking points, if you think they're "literal retards" then i have bad news for you

Source?

Kamina

Blue easily

Genome

Yellow pre time skip, Green or Blue post time skip

Anti Spiral

Yellow though orange also works from a certain angle. Black doesn't work since he actually cares about life and wants to preserve it overall

Nia

Violet / Star Sapphire

Yoko

Violet/Star Sapphire or Green

Viral

Red or green

an old lost DBcast when it used to be in person

Gotta link? Or is this just a trust me bro situation?

Seriously, what is World of Darkness and why do people say it's the strongest in fiction.

Asura lost.

RTH

I lied they never talked about Superman and Sentry

Disregard that I suck cocks

Superman is always written like he always wins

It's got the CHIM bullshit of Elder Scrolls in it.

I pulled up the transcript and don't see anything about Superman having no limits, at least without qualifiers.

I don’t think THEY believe in Loretos which is likely why they went out of their way to give an alternate ending to a niche IP that flopped 13 years ago for the FIRST time in the show’s history. They likely saw an AW playthrough, then looked at everything Kratos has done on screen, and went “yeah he’s fucked, but we need money so bring out every piece of lore we can get our hands on (even a fucking cookbook)”. It didn’t matter if Asura can wipe out a galaxy or break the statue of a guy that dwarves dozens of galaxies while Kratos can’t even destroy a mountain, they’ll bend over backwards to give Kratos the win whatever means necessary. They tell this to our faces and expect us to buy it

Kratos is quick but he never dodged a universe-crossing beam. That doesn’t mean he couldn’t!

this is the same guy who got clowned on in speed by Hermes, who ran… twice as fast as the average Greek citizen. What an absolute shit show of an episode.

Imagine the most roided sci-fi cosmology, that is then transcended like a trillion times of R > F like in Umineko, that is then headed off with a pantheon from Elder Scrolls, then finally topped off with a healthy helping of pataphysics SCP bullshit and then you have WoD.

I don't think they really expected anyone but the usual Kratostards to buy it. It was mostly just to placate that crowd specifically since they make up a chunk of their viewer based compared to Asura who as you said is super niche.

I think the funniest part in the meta sense is that Spawn went on to indirectly dunk on Kratos again by having a vastly better episode right after and being wanked even higher than Kratos anyway.

The worst part now is that we know with their logic from Simon vs Kyle, even 900millionuniversetos with his MFTL++++ Helios hands would have lost to Asura because his rate of power growth is fucking absurd.
They just completely left out the final Chakravartin fight and also made up bullshit that his resurrection is slow and he was susceptible to energy drain all to make FRAUDtos win for all the GOWjeets.

i mean I feel like Superman is like always written as the

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thing that wins like no matter what and he kind of has this crux to him so I

58:59

would really like to see him lose but I don't necessarily think he would

They still think he's a character that's not meant to be beaten at all.

I mean he has lost plenty before in canon so don't really see the point

What matters in DC canon matters less than what Death Battle believes.

Yeah, it’s fucking hilarious how they regulated Kratos’s biggest wincon, the Blade of Olympus (the thing he killed Asura with offscreen), to a black box with absolutely zero justification. They went “Just trust me, bro. Sword can drain beings stronger than Asura (I won’t say who though), just ignore the fact that creator and embodiment of mantra himself doesn’t even try to drain Asura”. They could not be more obvious in telling us that they do not care. Like you said, they cut off 80% of Asura’s final fight with Chakravartin, capped him out at the statue, because they know if they applied the exponential growth Asura has, then highballed super tree-scaled wankedtos would STILL lose.

You know the average vsbw retarded shit, like using blatant misuse of physics to wank fiction? WoD has that, in a way that would make 10 toddlers from WOD erase conceptually the entire GOW verse at the near boundless level. Even fucking SB buys its retardation, fucking insane.

Also has all the retarded hax people use to flex. Multiplied by "we actually know what we are rambling about" nerd magic of the early 1900's