Why is this one of Superman's weaknesses?
Why is this one of Superman's weaknesses?
oh yeah i remember all the times he was having sex and babies etc with black women.
Because he's still a man.
Why else would he have this machine?
Even the strongest man on earth bends his knee to the might of a pair of perfect black titties.
i have no logical response. well fuck anon you win.
Since when was superman into bestiality?
he literally keeps a cum jar full of little people, im not sure why bestiality doesnt seem like something hes into
he can just go to atlanta whenever he wants.
Just because humans are technically animals doesn't mean it's bestiality for a kyptonian.
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Black Girl Magic is too powerful with its spells being the hardest to break.
As someone with a kween to worship in bed I wish Puu the best of luck in finding herself a whiteboy because I love her art so fucking much
why are black women farting on superman, ?
Because Jungle Fever is a HELL OF A DRUG.
Does Superman really need a fierce black Love interest who demands cuddles at the end of the day?
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Its crazy to me that the only women that ever liked me were black girls. I'm a 5'8 skinny white guy with blondish long hair and goatee. I live in a part of the US were there isn't alot of black people, so sometimes I think about moving east/south to find me a ebony wife and live in the south and farm to together on a large ranch. Break open a watermelon right on the field and relax on a hot summer day, just how our ancestors did.
Let's not judge him for how he needs to unwind in his off hours
I remember having a chance with one in middle school but I was such an idiot I ruined it and have never recovered
My weakness too
I kneel.
fun is a weakness we all share, and a good one
he's just like us
Kryptonians metabolize chocolate differently.
I mean, if my girlfriend had to be black for a day there's a non zero chance I'd try to fuck her.
what if she got pregnant?
I'd assume the body mold machine would fix that one way or the other.
Superman is so addicted he has a blackenizer doohickey.
You know guys, maybe luthor had a point...
He probably "confiscated" the machine from Luthor.
Why was this a thing?
Luthor likes his women like his cakes. Chocolate and forty.
Can't live without 'em
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Hello nolan
Nta but I got cockblocked from a beautiful black girl this last semester by an annoying fucking autist.
be college student, just got out of an exhausting relationship and looking to try again
super cute black girl in my math class
we hit it off everytime we talk before class, but i notice her whole demeanor change when cringy mcautist comes by
literally goes from being super chatty with me and talking about how she’s feeling to getting super quiet and shy when he comes around
this guy cant get the hint that i’m trying to work my fucking game, and i’m pretty sure he’s trying to get me to fuck him too.
Made the mistake of telling him about some of my previous romantic and sexual escapades where i’ve hooked up with guys/gals/trans and he got the idea that i would hook up with him.
I’m hoping i can see her again next semester and picking up where i left off, without the guy getting in the way again
These kind of girls are rare but when you find one it's like you won the lottery. (Wish it would happen to me)
Actually is a gizmo he got from a dead scientist in a different story.