Death Battle

Who the FUCK can beat Tucker?

has more power than Kyle and the entire DC omniverse

Don't bother analysing Wile and Tom through chain scaling autism because each short isn't canon to the last one especially in Looney Tunes case. Wile isn't taking a planet buster or anything.

OH MY SCIENCE! IS THAT A CITY LEVEL SHOUT??? SO MUCH POWER!!!!

Yo

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Please give me the strength to destroy a mountain and my life is yours…

If this is a 14 year old, then call me Predator, cause I’m gonna get head from this chick

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Death battle treats the dimensions in TTGL like actual places or higher planes of existence rather than dimensional axes in a scientifically accurate way kek

Wile and Tom transcend the concept of canonicity

holy FUark??

they upgraded him to 1-C btw

Luke Skywalker (Legends) vs Dante, Doomslayer and Kratos
Make it as hard as possible

A homeless guy just stole my ring…

I feel like Leader-1 is the winner because he's bananas fast and has a bunch of extremely useful abilities, like his shield and self-healing ability
But then again he's about as competent as an onion soup.

Post Plasma Pea killing a Gargantuar in a single shot.

Need a drawgod to draw Kamina and Hal fighting over Yoko while Simon Guy Gardner and Nia watch on the background

Hal Jordan...

Cosmic Armor Superman.

Coyote vs Tom but with Tails Gets Trolled panels

Arisia vs Yoko Littner

Boota vs CAS Superman and other DC top tiers

death battle confirmed to be as intelligent as dc writers

Hal Jordan…

The Presence if we're talking about his base form. His evolved form would Solo all of DC.

Multiversal+++ Gargantuar.

Yorha 2B Vs Ultrakill V2

So does Gordan Freeman.

mach 3

Are certain cape heroes slower than real life modern surface to air missiles which can reach up to mach 12 and can shoot down orbiting satellites?

I remember my best friend said he dropped TTGL around the time Kamina died because every tjing got depressing and there was too much politicking and Simon felt like a shittier Kamina, he would’ve REALLY hated Rossiu telling Simon he can’t get in his cool robot to fight Viral because of politics.

Simon’s dimensional disadvantage to Kyle isn’t even a disadvantage because he would just ascend several dimensions past him in an instant

Does this mean Simon no-diffs SCP-3812?

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motherfucker nobody knows what any SCPs are besides the lizard and the one that screams
you can't just go "hmm does this mean goku would lose to SCP 295012349012?????"

Yes
Simon, sooner or later, WILL catch up and SURPASS the power of whoever decides to fight.

Well imagine getting outpaced by a nuke haha...

Me

Kevin Nash vs Bulbasaur

He had to absorb the multidimensional labyrinth to increase in dimensionality iirc
It's not a passive ability.

Sup

KWAB

gurrenlagann.fandom.com/wiki/Spiral_Power

Spiral power allows the user do absolutely anything depending on how much the user has. Example: Simon has infinite spiral power allowing him to do absolutely anything and overcome absolutely anything.

KNEEL

Hulk

3812’s whole ability is that it ascends to higher and higher dimensions over time. Its real-world author sent the SCP Foundation a letter apologizing for the fact that he cannot stop it, because it has ascended above him by now. It is implied that eventually, it would reach our real-life dimension and even above it, soloing both fiction and reality.

what do you mean Yoko became a hag?!

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Yo

What’s stopping him from absorbing other dimensions?

It is implied that eventually, it would reach our real-life dimension and even above it, soloing both fiction and reality.

Good thing we have Simon to protect us since he already transcended fiction

The entire point of R>F layers is that you can't reach higher narrative layers by increasing how many dimensions you occupy.

Ey

I only kneel to my king

Doomslayer still out-willpowers him.

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Bigger than DC's cosmology

If DB is still alive years from now I feel like they would eventually bring the Anti-Spiral in to fight someone. Who do you think he'd fight? I feel like it should be a Marvel character since Simon already fought DC.

has infinite attack power

Exodia > all verses with finite power

I want Batkek to get fraudchecked

files.catbox.moe/6w3mwr.mp4

JUST BECAUSE SIMON CAN JUMP INFINITIES BEFORE MEANS HE CAN DO IT AGAIN? WHAT?!!?

KYLE JUMPS INFINITIES MORE THAN SIMON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We have aged all girls in the multiverse past the years of adolescence, Lantern Jordan. This obsession with prepubescent girls has compromised your duties as a Green Lantern more than once.

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Hal, Gardner and Stewart are so much cooler than Kyle....

Alan Wake > Kratos

Marvel gets gapped by Antispiral

Boota will make Krypto into his literal bitch.

Doomslayer’s will isn’t strong enough to avoid being trapped in a temple

Deathstroke was holding back here btw

Batkek is too powerful

You just know that at least one cuck working at DC watched this fight and now they are scrambling to wank Kyle, the Source (of cope) Wall, and their entire cosmology to cope

Hal Jordan vs Freddy Krueger

Fear vs Will, pedophile edition

Divine Spawn

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

Don't forget death battle says anyone who can make fiction real is equal to the life equation and solos DC.

Do they even give enough of a fuck about Kyle these days to do that?

SPIRAL POWER IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY MOEWIFE AWAY

Why does the Flash keep getting btfo by this guy?

transcends his own copyright and the omniverse itself in order to escape his job

give him a matchup

Asura only at multi-galactic after killing the creator of his universe

What gives? I have the same issue with Dante from Dante’s Inferno. Bro beat Lucifer, who threatened to destroy the universe, but they only have him at City Block level? What gives?

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Kamina/Kittan… you’re already dead…

What color would the Loli Corps be?

That's not a high bar Simon...

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Dante's reason is probably because nobody cares about the game to upgrade him

His MOEwives actually love him Hal fodderized Freddy "Schoolgirls are scared of me" Krueger

Pedophilia zenkai boost

If you ain't know, now you know

ToonGODS win again.

Hal Jordan…

What's the hair color of the most famous anime loli?

White

Probably pink from Madoka

What is mightier?
Someone who writes and make it reality or Someone who draws and it turns into reality.

no one cares retarded faggot

Pink it is

Rossiu and his conspirators somehow brought a decapitated head back to life in just 7 years

Sad, his game’s actually pretty good. Crazy how a God of War clone runs at 60fps on the PS3, while God of War 3 can’t.

Looney Tunes cook book

It's over for Tom

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Strongest loli in fiction

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I don't want to ever see Asuka get splattered

It is implied that eventually, it would reach our real-life dimension and even above it- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIMON SAMA PLEASE SPARE ME I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE AAAAAAAAAAA

Loli Corps

SIGN ME UP RIGHT NOW

Israeli flag.

Simon the Digger victim

A writer would naturally be able to describe a higher degree of bullshit than an artist could get across with an illustration alone so I'd go with the writer.

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Jobbed to Miku in Queen of Anon Babble

KWABna…

WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE PERSON WE WERE A MOMENT BEFORE

LITTLE BY LITTLE WE ADVANCE FURTHER WITH EACH TURN

THAT'S HOW A DRILL WORKS!

THE WISHES OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN. THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW!

THOSE TWO SETS OF DREAMS WEAVE TOGETHER INTO A DOUBLE HELIX, DRILLING A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL.. THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=SvFqc27SeP4

Guys Simon showed up to my house and asked me for a sandwich. I kicked him in the balls and he left crying. Am I stronger than DC?

A reality bending artist will never match the unlimited reality bending potential of a writer

You literally see Asuka get splattered in her on anime.

I like Hal Jordan's silver wing white hair streaks. Makes him look more dignified somehow.

Look Outside kinda came and went huh?

could Simon beat the Monarch of Pointland?

Kicking Simon Baz in the balls is a dick move when DC doesn't give a shit about him, but yes

Asuka gets splattered by everybody Itt

He needs something higher dimensional to absorb in the first place

This is some wank

Not if he doesn't want to go to jail. Regicide is illegal.

When Bisonthena

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^
faggot
v

Bring us Sakura and Karin

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Artist

Limits is imagination and skill

Writer

Limit is only imagination

kinda obvious aint it?
It was just a simple game, a side project even, it was neat for a month and when the "content" ran out people just sat down and waited if the dev will add more, spoiler alert, he will add more but EVENTUALLY.
So right now its a waiting game to see what is this dude gonna do next.

We didn’t go aa far as reproducing his personality as well

I can’t imagine how Rossiu would react to Lordgenome sacrificing himself later and effectively confirming that this head in a jar is indeed the real Lordgenome

beats Archie Sonic

beats Wally

beats Simon

The Monarch Of Pointland is unstoppable

hi

Hal Jordan…

basic subjective reality is equal to DC's most powerful macguffin

KEKYPOW

Yeah probably because the novelty of it wears off once you get into the core loop so it never really exploded in popularity. Still a fun play though and a better eldritch horror story than anything in the last few decades.

Writer
Watch how this incredible power as I type this ancient command
reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep

THAT'S HOW TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS

then what does Myx going to the real world mean? Myx transcending DC's entire cosmology?

Death Battle didn't think that far ahead.

the "real world" in dc is just a different universe wihtin its cosmology

I fucking love the twist they did with the Visitor.
Literally went "Even the eldritch monstrosity gets mindfucked"

Or what about Earth Prime?

AYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DRAWERINOSISTERS, HE GOT ME TOO!!!

Drills are stupid

Writersissies I’m SCARED………

Damn

What gives?

They don’t even have Chakravartin at universal so that’s why. But at least Asura gets scaled to his feats way more than someone like Kratos, who if you check his profile, it’s literally just a chainscale wankfest of him beating a guy who beat some guy who beat another guy who did something.

Kyle never had the makings of a lantern

trips of truth

it's confirmed, not thinking is the strongest force of all

FUUUCK

...that would explain how azathoth is so powerful...

How badly did Raj melt down?
For a matchup that had so much hype and shitflinging building up towards it, the fight left me kind of underwhelmed. Glad Simon won though.
DC and Marvel jobbing in their first fights in the revival era is funny, and it adds extra stakes once

Cooper Abbot (Trap) vs Joe Goldberg (You)

lol they were booing kyle in his analysis on the live chat

Raj has barely posted, Kyle jobbing BROKE his will.

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Is Simon going to fight him or Superman next?

the fight left me kind of underwhelmed.

It was just too quick already by minute 1 they already went Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann on Kyle.
It would been better if they could at least made it 4 minutes long.

Definitely not Kuckyweck.

Boundless highschool teacher

wait are we getting a Yuno episode or is this just the first thing that came to mind for the "battery of an iphone" joke?

Who would she fight? Monika?

Didn't Raj just make that one Wil E coyote Yabbapost and Cope?

The pajeet was forced to flee before Simon's sheer superiority

yfw next hyper-multiversus-meta-meme Crisis event slop at DC will have a poorly disguised TTGL expy as a villain just because an autistic fanfiction webseries dabbed on their shit

no that was me

Yoko out of nowhere

Raj made like 2 or 3 cuckposts about Simon then fled

no that was me

The life equation will be gigaversal in the next GL run and Kyle will finally beat Simon

No, I made that because I thought it would be funny and I'm hyped for Coyote vs Tom. I'm just a simple toonkino enjoyer.

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It would been better if they could at least made it 4 minutes long.

Think of the poor, poor pitiful animators working around the clock do make 3 minute long battles that the mere thought of doing more minutes would send them into tears.

That would be rad, but i guess it would be a somewhat different kinda battle.

With Monika just mostly trying to run away as Yuno chases her around the shcool, trying to find the way to erase her.

I'm guessing Superman is next.
Superman will win by the way.

I'm Simon the Digger! If there's a wall in my way, I'll smash it down!

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They already had Kyle bust out Cosmic Armor Superman who got btfo by just TTGL.

seeing superman die heals my soul

Constructs don't count. Zatanna's Superman was killed by Thor.

Superman will fight Sentry next it seems.

Captain Hero vs Homelander

Then they might bring in Hal next season if that's correct. I forgot about that. I think Superman vs Sentry might actually be one of the episodes this season.

Actually, Kyle's construct superman would be stronger than supes, and it doesnt even need sun dips

Well yeah because Thor mogs Superman.

Fact 1: KINGtos can beat up every character that will be posted in this thread with zero difficulty.

Fact 2: No character posted that will be posted in this thread would stand a chance against KINGtos in a fight.

Fact 3: Every character that will be posted in this thread other than KINGtos would get beaten up by the Foot Fetish Lemur from Madagascar

I wouldn't put much stock into the random clips they insert into episodes. If that were the case, then going off of this episode alone, we're going to get episodes for:

Dipper Pines

Fred Flinstone

Johnny Joestar (would actually be pretty plausible if Valentine vs Armstrong wasn't so popular)

Asuka, Shinji, Gridman and other Anon Babble characters

Totally agree. Also, their tendency to insert famous lines from the series (actually just Gurren Lagann lines + the Lantern oath) got pretty grating this time around.

That just means it can't be amped by solar energy and it depends on Kyle's willpower

Why is Simon’s dog barking so much? Shut up, mutt.

They don't even need to do a ttgl expy, just make doomsday with his infinite growth/adaptation the next crisis level threat and have any dc herald dab on him
Infinite growth isn't shit to characters who already prove to be higher

I geniunely don't get why anons are taking this Death Battle as a gigantic dub against DC. They didn't give Kyle anything close to his higher-end scaling and gave Simon everything and the kitchen sink just for him win because of a No Limits Fallacy.

They snuck in Springtrap, Infinite, and a couple other ones.

? It is a massive dunk on DC. They scaled kyle to the entire cosmology

DCope

Strunton won and Swank lost

Let them enjoy their win. If Simon needed to bring in his growth potential to win Superman's win is secure through Kyle<Dr. Manhattan<Superman scaling.

They didn't give Kyle anything close to his higher-end scaling

>>>they scaled Kyle higher than Darkseid and AM

You the Kylecuck from that video? Kek.

They scaled Kyle above Anti Monitor with just White Lantern and then boosted him even harder from there. Simon basically dunked on their entire cosmology

Dr. Manhattan doesn't have infinite power

It'll be funny seeing every scaling site reject the nonsense DB gave Simon, if there's one thing powerscalers love to fraudcheck it's walking NLFs

name a reason why normal supes would be stronger than full cosmology white lantern kyle when he already says that he is outmatched by hal

Sure, sure. Just wait until Simon has to fight the rest of the cosmology.

Yoko vs Arisia book it

manhathan > supes ? lol

good to see dc faggots do not even read the stories they do parade around.

DCope

He obliterated Kyle's power off-screen by thinking about it.

in Duck Dodgers canon Wile. E. hunted down, killed, and Taxidermy'd a bunch of classic Hanna Barbera characters

he gets Scooby vs Courage scaling as a result

he's getting himself a cat next as a trophy

Nobody in DC does

DCbro...it's over.

He WHAT

he already did

how are your comic sales going btw

Nope. 3812"s ability is automatic while Simon's takes time

Couldn't even beat Miku in her non loli form KWAB

What does the E. stand for Mr Coyote?

the rest of DC's cosmology in question

It's so weird how DC saw a single good reality warper and made him turbogod

Offscreen. Coyote always jobs on screen and WILL end up killing himself by accident.

STACYna will get into the E8 this year while SHITku is in the cuck chair.

More DCope and DC seething

He basically just did lol. Did you not just see the bullshit they gave Kyle?

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY PEOPLE ARE THE DC HERALD LOSS

THIS IS A SIGN
READ IT

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Couldn't even beat Simon with the cumulative power of The Source itself

No walking it back after that.

But Anti-Monitor isn't even close to the top
Doc, the Hands, Mandrakk, Superman, Batkek, Superboy Prime, Anti-Crisis WW, the Endless, Lucifer, Michael, are all above Anti-Monitor

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he won't since he'll just regenerate, even when he had the regeneration nullification he only messed up with that by poisoning the water supply and not accidentally killing himself

>tranimeKEKS still seething at GODLORDCHADperman

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Did you say something? I cant hear you from up here.

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No he didn't? they just used one(1) feat to scale Kyle to 12.3D, then said nothing concrete about anything else and gave Simon the win against that.

Doesn't he have a toon killing gun? I expect it ends with him fucking up and shooting himself with it.

Base Mario can one shot stars

Yep I'm thinking GODrio no diffs DC.

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It's only natural. Kyle is a literal who compared to the mc of one of the most popular animes of the late 2000s - early 2010s

this is just teleportation
and they scaled kyle to parallax hal, who shits on supes

Kyle was "equal or greater" in power to AM and lost because he couldn't kill Simon before Simon ramped past him. There are plenty of characters equal or greater in power to AM that can kill Simon at the information level.

Kylebros even with ALL of our cosmology he GAPED us……..

DCuck cope has shifted from Kyle being one of DC’s top dogs to now being weaker than Hal

Hahahhahaha I love this.

Shh let them enjoy. Next season Superman will take Simon to meet Goku.

Spongebob's magic pencil is equal to the life equation (that DCfags hype up to be above everything else in the verse) btw

Powerrating was mistake

Do you have the original superman crying pic?

what's a good PASWG matchup?

youtu.be/5-M9tCRCKpw?feature=shared&t=851

The white light of life is strong enough to go up against threats to all of creation like the Anti Monitor

*Kyle has held his own against Parallax asa Green Lantern, and Parallax has fought Time Trapper, Spectre, and Anti Monitor while possessing Hal. This substantiates the White Lantern as being equal or superior to Anti-Monitor

DCucks baying for Simon’s blood now that he gaped their entire cosmology

KWAB

They said he could "hold his own."

no Batkek mention

all that is fodder confirmed

morning in india

DCope starts

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Batkek can't even win a game of Fortnite canonically lmao

Batkek is Perpetua level aka god with finite power.

When DCkeks (you) stop coping so much perhaps.

I kneel

Swan is losing his influence and power

Now it is the time of MARVELS AND MIRACLES!!! LONG LIVE GODVEL!!!!

No need to be so rude.

Planets are all it takes to hurt DCs top tiers

Holy FUARK, they are SUPER GALAXY GURREN LAGANN LEVEL………

yeah well my OC is stronger and more importantly, cooler.

Marvelbro… this just means Hulk has a high chance of jobbing to the fat lizard… heralds are mortal now…

Reminder death battle believes a fully mastered life equation can't beat a max wank Simon.

... holding his own now means being infinitely weaker than your opponent apparently.

Only SHE can face Yoko now

They had Kyle stronger than Hal, Wonder Woman, gave him Flash tier speed and he still got btfo.

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and its true

Huh, if Kyle used the yellow lantern power on Anti Spiral, would he accidentally kill everybody including himself?

Marvel already jobbed to non DC franchises so nobody cares.

Did people ragging on Kyle watch the video? Please tell me when they factor in those statements into the fight. (Hint: they don't)

They said a bunch of stuff with flowery prose about "creation" and then just left it at that. They said absolutely nothing concrete about any of Kyle's higher-end stuff, then based the entire conclusion around an old feat from base Kyle.

Serious character AKA no toonforce

Yoko doesn’t even need her robots to blow her head off.

Hal would be pointless. Their analysis had them place Kyle above Hal

Composite DC is an Alan Wake victim since he can turn fiction into reality.

cope, they scaled him to the entire dc cosmology

its okay to lose.

Let go.

now, how about you focus on how you can avoid getting bought by disney?

DCope

DC cosmology got wiped bud. Just move on like the Marvelfags did when Raven fucked their cosmology

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Pick one of the ten supercharged Hal Jordans.

*solos you*

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Be seeing you next season Simon.

Contained a supernova

With help

Survived the Big Bang

Never happened
They gave him these wishy washy interpretations and he still lost

Simon = Source = Life Equation > Rest of DC

It is very funny to see DCfags feeling what it’s like going through the same thing they did to Marvelfags when Raven wiped out their entire cosmology.

Not Thumbnail Anon, but I am an anon with an mobile photo editing app and a meme, so…

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Simon and gayran lagoon verse all jobbed to zack snyder Superman

The Life Entity doesn't die when a White Lantern dies.

P-Please don't write my weak verse out of existence...

Green JOBBER ring

Yeah Coyote's fucked

Simon basically fought some weird fusion of the Justice League and other DC top tiers and still won.

Lady Featherine.
Say the word and i erase this mortal and his pathetic verse for you.

But Marvel dies if Phoenix dies?

Ok im done. It's clear that people just want to be disengenious and not have any real conversation about DB's obvious scaling misgivings for the sake of entertainment value.

Alright, regarding Ultima what's the catch?
I know Singular Point doesn't end with Godzilla destroying everything so what's the big catch with the avatar and true form and why Goji doesn't just show up annihilating everything with his big hyperversal biggaton form?
How did they beat him?
You know how Hulk vs Broly ended with them saying Hulk will come back but a fight again with Broly would just be a repeat over and over again?
I'm also kind of reminded of that blog saying Freddy Krueger beats Pennywise since while It is far more powerful, it can't fight directly and if Pennywise (who is far weaker than Freddy) died so did It.
I know the Godzilla avatar dying wouldn't affect the true embodiment but I'm just curious

Kyle stated to be stronger than amped Hal

DCucks going “w-well Hal will fight Simon next and win!!1!1”

This must be that infamous Indian IQ on display.

They already scaled Kyle to Hal tapping into all the Central Power Batteries in numerous universes at the end of Ultrawar. Not sure how much more powerful he could get. He didn't even fight or exercise much control over them and all he did was use them to charge his ring to power the Grail instead of deplete them completely, but they still assumed the wankiest interpreation. Even Parallax only had some of the original Central Power Battery

while even a lowball of dc's local (not counting outervoid, DU or hands above perpetua) cosmology is bigger and has higher dimensional tiers than ttgl

simon does this every day!

Season 1 or 2 level deathbattle logic.

sure thing friend now get back on being able to sell comics

The entire speedforce got gaped by Simon kek

If the entire force dies yes.

life equation downscaled the entirety of DC

I GOT BANNED FROM Anon Babble FOR BEING OFF TOPIC WHAT THE FUCK

You’re lucky I’m doing this because she was sick today

Not sure how much more powerful he could get

The hint is in the "will" category.

death battle is made by a bunch of gringos what didcha expect

The point was that cosmology scaling is retarded and doesn’t matter when the guy you’re fighting can close the gap in an instant.

DCucks are so buckbroken, holy shit. This is pure catharsis after YEARS of DC wank.

They don't tolerate Death Battle (aside from /dbs/ but /dbs/ is...../dbs/)

Sauce?

Anon Babble jannies are pretty harsh unless you post in /dbs/

Anon Babble does not give a flying fuck about Simon or Death Battle, imagine thinking you could've celebrated there

...Cried Superjobber watching his bloodline end because of his fag son

it's full of moeshitters so nothing of value was lost/

DCfags in maximum overcope mode

Somehow this is even better than if Sonic beat Wally. At least Wally didn't get scaled to the entire fucking cosmology

Explain this cosmology to me right FUARKING now

Anon Babble actually do their fucking job for free, unlike 90% of this site's boards

Speedy is in control now

Next match up is a cartoon vs cartoon

He rigged the last one

Who will he rig it for this time?

A-A-A-A-AAAAHHH.... I-I CAN'T CONTROL... M-MY KNEES...!!!

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The only thing left unscathed from this in mainline DC is Oversoul Spectre.

Nia is better

Simon won because Kyle never killed anything that could survive at the level of information and Parallax Hal killed the Time Trapper. It's not naked strength that wins these fights its specific counters. It's why Raven beat Phoenix. Raven had the right soul hax power and Phoenix didn't.

Anon Babble is strict as fuck about this shit, hence why frogs and wojaks get slapped down over there instantly too

There is literally a Simon thread up right now. You just can't start the thread with Death Battle.

so there is the real world where higurashi takes place, and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard times infinity

and that is the world umineko happens, where serves and both are just manifestations of their higher dimensional selves in a world that sees it as a chessboard

Simon's shoulders taper beautifully into his middle middle and then his figure thickens beautifully into his broad hips. He's so attractive

DC having an Oblivion confuses me

Comics? I thought Batman was a movie series?

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And that's because /dbs/ is genuinely uncontrollable
Meanwhile Anon Babble allowed a blatant colony to flourish and its shitposters and starting to spill onto other threads

Wally jobbing to Sonic wouldn’t have been as bad yet they threw a ginormous shitfit, the only reason the waiting period for this wasn’t as bad is because they got cocky from constantly winning non Marvel matches and believed Simon was going to lose, now their ego is blowing up eight in their faces.

Anon Babble is the strict board. They don't fuck around over there.

still JOBS and gets contained like a bitch

Nothin' personnel kid

WATCH OUT, MR. RAYNER!

This fight reinforced my thoughts that the forced death feels pretty outdated. Their banter and respect towards each other feels weird with Kyle being killed off at the end.

Nia…

still the funniest fucking thing to me that DBS's dogshit writing was legitimately so bad combined with the fact that it was dragonball that it spawned a new level of recursive autism that literally feeds into itself

Yeah so the weird thing with "they scaled him to the life equation" is that they said "he can't control it" which is true he was threatening creation level destruction and gave it up. If you hypothetically gave him the life equation, he would probably kill everything including Simon and then himself. Hypothetical LE Kyle would've been at best a tie, according to them. They didn't scale Simon above the life equation, they scaled kyle below being able to properly use it.

Kyle deserved to die for allowing someone like the joker to live

Will NEVER get into Death Battle

SHITKEKPISS fucking LOST

Why do you keep spamming this 'scale to the entire cosmology' nonsense when more powerful characters and concepts weren't even mentioned? Nothing from Death Metal onward was used so Kyle wasn't scaled to all the characters and concepts beyond the source wall like Wonder Woman was with Crisis Energy

What does Hal killing the Time Trapper have to do with destruction at the informational level?

No they considered hypothetical max power LE. Simon still wins due to no selling it, adapting, and attrition (either killing through adapting or Kyle running out of gas and dying like he did in Future's End)

DCope

pfff if you wanna be serious defending dc writting then simon shitstomps batkek and perpetua since he beat kyle at 12.3 D but batkek and perpetua are 6D

FUARK!!!!!!!!!!!!

now you know how dragonball fans feel, bozo

>Will NEVER get into Death B-ACK!

Tooru vs 096 is guaranteed to happen

Yeah nobody likes Etna she's ugly and unappealing that's why Miku won

scaling to WW

Why would they want to weaken Kyle?

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KEKAROO!

The zipper neck? Thing is gay looking

Fucking Death Metal

lmao. Perpetua was fucking shit dude. She had to go through a bunch of hoops just to destroy ONE universe. Batkek was also a shitter in the end that got btfo by a sun

Miku won

… the never gonna win Queen of Anon Babble contest.

You weren't supposed to post that...

That sun wasn't a normal sun though

How many times do you have to be told Sixth Dimension in DC is a metaphysical layer and not a dimensional axis? Fifth Dimension by itself is already a realm of pure thought beyond spatial dimensions

Go to 23:50 in the video, they still have Simon coming out on top over LE.

i remember the time trapper being superboy prime later on. it's not like Hal ultimate nullifier'd him

so there is the real world where higurashi takes place, and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard and there is a world that sees it as a chessboard times infinity

...all of which are fictional to the real world where Featherine is the hallucination of a human-level jobber and Bernkastel is a cat.

this?
9999999D sun pls understand x3

The point you fucking retard is they do not know their own cosmology and use the term dimension for different shit

Read and weep, DCfaggot.

Batkek was already shown fucking with the DCU and has the power of Doc who was able to rewrite it, you're making this too easy

DCxirs what happened to the Life Equarion being the ultimate win con I can’t cope with it getting no sold by Simon I feel like using ky Kyle comics to hang myself

She'd annihilate your verse in bed

There is a hierarchy of uncountable infinity between the mortal plane and the witch plane such that the mortal plane basically doesn't exist in the witch world, that it might as well be fiction. Say you start counting 1, 2, 3 to infinity, you'll never get to infinity but you can count it. Now if you started counting from 1 to 2 with decimals, you would just infinitely keep count down the decimals, making that an "uncountable" infinity 2. So no matter how many infinites or cardinalities you stack, you will never make it to being on the cosmology of the witch world.
This exact process takes place again from the witch world to featherine.
Their magic system lets them just to plot manipulation on the lower infinities. Very funny donut steel stuff.

Now imagine if you took that hierarchy of 2 transcendental realms, stacked that infinitely. Tegmark's infinity actually closes that distance, blows through both and then infinitely scales that hierarchy.

Still not watching ttgl

The complete 180 since the G1blog

Simon sweeping across the board multiple times

DCfags max panicking

Feels good Gurren bros

Umineko wankers don't actually read Umineko

It's cope because they didn't watch or like ttgl, so they have to pretend anime is a shared universe like marvel and dc. But dbz pussies will never be hunterchads.

Your loss lol I'm 3 episodes in and I'm already loving it

Still dont care about ttgl

Batkek has finite power and needs to absorb extra universes for more energy all of which amounted to compressed DC universes being destroyed by star shaking attacks.

DCope

use the term dimension for different shit

So suddenly you become retarded and don't know how to use discretion? If Fifth and Sixth Dimension are brought up, especially in context of Mxy and the Hands, I know spatial dimensions aren't being referred to.

W-Well...i am still not watching the kyle animated series!

Huh? There is none?

Well, i am not watching his movie!

What? no way there is none!

making fanfiction about fanfiction

The justice league cartoon is even better than ttgl. Why? Because it isn't shit lol.

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in context they use dimention for alternate realms too

the point is that DC and its fans are retarded and could not define spatial dimentions to save their lives

But enough about DCopers saying Superman or Hal would have won.

Superman 3 - 0 Gayku and Simon

people on here call DC Dead Company

when Gainax, the studio that created Gurren Lagann, closed down this year

Trigger will likely never use the Gurren Lagann IP for anything that isn't some crossover in a gacha game

Kyle is getting a new run soon

Top kek

SuperGOD would win tho.

Hey now, he gets uh...a single episode in the WBs Kids animated Superman show! That counts for something right?

… the getting raped by Russians contest.

the scam center is here

Well he has exactly 1 animated appearance!

.. in my delusional head canon where DC is a respected brand.

Superman would have won, yes

I've seen this meme floating around but unless I forgot something, he was basically just science kid?

The reason it was good was due to ditching kyle for the black one

Won more than Etna and Felicia ever could though

… the jobbing to Russian cock competition.

Superbitch would've lost.

K, b, c.

Dc wins the real debate of being a more entertaining ip

P-PLEASE HELP US SHITPERMAN, THIS IS A NORMAL HUMAN WITH DETERMINATION WE'RE UP AGAINST!!!!!!

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APOLOGIZE

Heck superman says that there are 18 dimensions and some fuckers try to use the shitty snowflake yet whine and complain if people wanna use this for xenoku

crying out for context, for fairness, when DC writers cannot even define what the word dimention even means

if you wanna use out of context shit, we'll just use out of context shit as well.

Goku only lost to cause ragebait views

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When they ditch powerlevels and therefore make kyle irrelevant, as he should be

DCope

... on the opposite day.

Xeno Goku genuinely does not scale to the peak of his cosmology though

Superman is 1-0 to Russian Cock and is too scared for a rematch

Frisk solos DC now

Yeah...and that's why western comics are dead in the water and everyone moved onto manga.

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well, i am not whatching that single...episode of his own.

hah! take that kyle fans.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

good morning saars

Someone needs to make a DC version of the I kneel, I squeal song about Vegeta.

Gainax, the anime studio behind Neon Genesis Evangelion and other popular series, declared bankruptcy and ceased operations on June 7, 2024. The company, which had been struggling financially for years, cited poor financial decisions and substantial debt as reasons for the shutdown.

he outscales it several times over actually

HAHAHAHA

I cannot wait for Disney to buy dc

DCfags using the appeal to popularity argument now

It would be fun to see Kyle in a justice league cartoon actually. It's kinda strange he hasnt been in one

Omori is too weak for me bring me Frisk undertale

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SILENCE!!!!

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Simon wasn't even disadvantageous to Kyle insofar as raw power was concerned, they had to lowball him and blackbox Otoko and BREAST ERASURE just to make the Life Equation seem like a big deal. Once Simon's weaknesses are patched up by his character development, him facetanking almost any power difference like when the Granzeboma's Giga Drill was trying its hardest to annihilate his relatively particle-sized mech, it was not impossible to upstage basically anything they could throw at him.

Kratos

Simon

The mindbreakers of /dbg/

Don't kid yourself, The Dragon Ball IP is also dead in the water as long is Iyoku, Shueisha and Toei keep it up with their slap fights. With Daipa flopping hard, Toei is reluctant to do any more new Dragon Ball related media and now mostly focus on One Piece and moeshit like Precure.

it is strange
he is so popular, he is so beloved, people wanted him to win this battle so bad that they even claimed he was an underdog!

Why oh why does he not have his own movie series?

>Trigger will likely never use the Gurren Lagann IP for anything that isn't some crossover in a gacha game

They actually announced new merch recently but that's all for now

Otto's favorite billionaire would never allow such thing.

everybody that's a retard went to manga

Ftfy

>Trigger will likely never use the Gurren Lagann IP for anything

they literally just released remasters of the TTGL movies last year with English dubs included

A billion indians will watch superman's movie saar

Took them long enough to rev up the damage control at all KEK

Buys out all of DC to fill his comic book collection

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daima flopping hard

Once superman flops in the cinema its fucking over, dog.

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Is Alex genuinely the only indie RPG character that scales to the shit people claim he does and doesn't rely on disingenuous interpretations of the story?

No, that was dio. /dbg/ became unusable for over a year. Capeworld literally had an asthma attack every other hour. The dark age of the general...

I cannot wait for Disney to buy dc

DC KEKS DON'T EVEN HAVE FAITH IN THE NEW SUBPARMAN MOVIE HAHAHAHAHA

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I didn't realize DC was so...weak...

Dc has yet to give even the antimonitor a cartoon dispite crisis on infinite earth's being kino. Idk what to tell you other than hopefully dc realizes that they should make an invincible esk series that adapts the comics directly. Ttgl is shit.

ZAMN is that also why Batman is your only consistently best-selling franchise as well???

Didn't he kind of show up in that good Green Lantern cartoon that got fucked over?

i was being sarcasted you retard

DC is shit and so are all its characters.
Except MAWS Kara, who was hot before she became a coalburner

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fails miserably (just like every relaunch)

Yeah considering we see and have statements of proto Alex destroying universes and planets. There's also the fact soul survivors just house universes within their very beings

Disney buys DC

big crossover event between GODvel and DCHAD

the infinity gets even bigger

wins every future matchup

FUARKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Batman is more likely to destroy a galaxy than Kyle

Still not watching ttgl. In fact I'd rather rewatcg legend of korra before even a single minute of ttgl

sarcasted

SAAR

Once superman flops in the cinema its fucking over, dog.

The shitper and daipa anime is over, The toyopaco toilet paper manga is axed along with Toriyama croaking.

There's no need for these shitty ass sequels to tarnish the already completed Dragon Ball series.

We get it, you're jewish

DC fans are begging for an INVINCIBLE like series

HAHAHAH Oh my that is so pathetic

Because the other lanterns are better than him by every conceivable metric. Jessica dcau movie was pure kino

This was the exact song Moot used to mindbreak Anon Babble into invading Anon Babble in 2007-ish btw which is why it's in this flash video
youtube.com/watch?v=xrmSWhveBPI

DCucks become slaves to the RAT just like MOUSEvel just to win some fights

KWAB

I can't imagine the subreddit is taking this well.

Considering Disney made Star Wars weaker that doesn't bode well.

even TTGL's music is BEYOND FICTION

Holy FUWARK

or maybe people do not actually like DC outside vs battle circles?

cope
dragon ball is worth more than all of superman

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Arent you a weeb? Shouldn't you want more direct adpatations of graphic novels?

Avatar is honorary anime.

NTA but legend of korra is good because women get beaten a lot

out salesfagged by wan piss

out death battled by mecha moeshit

Sad day for DragonKEKs

Kek, Nu-Dragonball is so creatively bankrupt.

No, i just find it amusing DC COMICS is begging to be more like an Image comics series

its so ironic and sad

going to lose to a chinese gacha

China always wins in the end

descarga

KEEEEEEK

SuperFAGGOT so buckbroken he has to go to the Anon Babble thread with significantly less traffic to try to show off

KWAB

Anon BabbleeCHADS beat the SHIT out of Dragon JOB any day of the week any week of the month any month of the year, they’re just THAT weak.

>>Claims DC is superior IP

looks inside

shitty pozzed comics that flopped

shitty pozzed movies that flopped

shitty pozzed games that flopped

shitty pozzed cartoons that flopped

Huh?

Disney buys DC

All DC characters job to Sora in the next KH game

Dc keks have nothing because no one gives a shit about dead company

shitty pozzed manga that flopped

shitty pozzed movies that flopped

shitty pozzed games that flopped

shitty pozzed anime that flopped

But enough about Dragon Ball.

Sora is stronger than Kyle and Superman on vsbw

He would GAPE them

i mean, they kinda did.

on the crisis on infinite earth movies. Its the most you scum deserve.

The average DChildren is worth more than the average dbspic because they actually buy stuff. Spics pirate dragon ball to the point it almost made international news when a mayor in memexico tried to broadcast that shitty series in public.

DB

Pozzed

which one of the two has a gay son that protests climate change again?
Dont make me repost the pasta, boy.

To be 100% fair DB will always have the Gachas to make infinite money. Multiverses flopped and died after a week

Also how is DB pozzed in anyway?

jobs at the box office

job at relevance

job to death battle

You have to pity dcbros, they literally have nothing left after this.

kekaroo

I want to see any superman media being transmitted as a cultural live event to a crowd above 10.

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spic browns are too poor to buy anything. Only AMERIGOD NERDS buy up all of the exclusive figures, video games and DVD sets.

Goku abandoned his family to raise a starving jeet. That's disney tier of sjwfaggotry and it was done 30 years ago.

Minimoose from Invader Zim

KEKYCHOOKY!

Senileyama loves PAJEET COCK.

This is Dragon Ball now.

G, post Superman’s son kissing a pink haired fag.

Buckette? Broken.

DCjeets have invested so much of their own self worth in a fanfic webshow to cope over the rest of their franchise failing

not that it's gone they have nothing going for them

If you guys like DC so much how come your games and movies keep flopping?

we have nothing

Batman tas
Superman tas
Justice league
Justice league unlimited
Og Teen titans
Batman beyond

Yeah, even just counting American nerds manga is still bigger than DC and Marvel. Capeshit sucks dude, you're a dying breed. If you do have kids, they will be weebs (If they're nerds).

all shows over 20 years old

FUARK!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah amerigod nerds have lots of money...
TO BUY MANGA INSTEAD OF COMIC BOOKS

Did Goku ever take it up the ass by russians like a leftie would dream about?

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All old cartoons that are 2 decades old or nearly 2 decades old

You weren't supposed to ask that...

jobs at the box office

But enough about dragon ball

job at relevance

but enough about dragon ball (outside of Latinx america)

job to death battle

But enough about dragon ball (except for the gay lizard's fight with that robot)

Because nobody actually consumes DC products, it's why DC wankers don't even read their own comics.

Senileyama is a cuck for Jackie Chan btw.

superkeke was so shit he only works as a villian in injustice 1 and 2 and SS KTJL

he did not prevent multiversus from going under did he

My childhood yes

DCkek meltdown thread

Love to see it.

And people said there wouldn’t be seething if Simon won, lmao. DCfags are utterly buck broken.

bobobo.fandom.com/wiki/Hajike

While Hajike can just be an idea, art, or philosophy to some, it can even, by some people, be used as a concept or even as a law of reality.

no, you kneel

so does holding your own against someone mean you dont scale to them?

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Forgot pic

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Anon Babble
Now

k.b.c.

When people said this they were expecting Kyle to lose, not DC composite cosmology man to get gaped by Simon.

Rupees aren't worth much. DC slop is actually made for pajeet subhumans, aka the people that eat literal shit and have the worst taste in media imaginable. There's no coming back from that.

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MICKEY-SAMA SAVE ME FROM THESE NIPONESE CHUDS YOU CAN MAKE THE CHARACTERS AS FAGGY AS YOU WANT PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

japanese ip... beats another japanese ip?

This just means that slam dunk...DUNKS on DC Comics.

A basketball manga shits on superkek who is supposed to be beloved by all

Wow, these threads really are full of Anon Babble's rejects

I know Singular Point doesn't end with Godzilla destroying everything so what's the big catch with the avatar and true form and why Goji doesn't just show up annihilating everything with his big hyperversal biggaton form?

ITs manifestations take time to grow large enough to attain the Omega Point and bring about the Catastrophe. It's not stated why exactly, but the novelization says that IT can and did self-sabotage itself at times purely to see what would happen - this is how the first Ultima, the skeleton that makes up SHIVA, came about IIRC. Said skeleton was what ended up having the melody embedded in it that was the key to the 13th phase of the Archetype (part of ITs manifestation in the universe) which would make up the Orthogonal Diagonalizer.

How did they beat him?

Jet Jaguar PP, the fusion of Pelops II and Jet Jaguar who had become a major network in a similar manner to Ultima and a sort of tributary of IT, ended up becoming embedded within the melody and thusly became the only thing capable of stopping Ultima and the Catastrophe through the use of the Orthogonal Diagonalizer to banish Ultima's manifestation out of the universe.

Basically, IT defeated itself again just for the heck of it. And someone who worked on SP outright stated on Twitter that IT is omniscient (and the nvoelization basically spells this out too) so IT knew this outcome would occur from the very start.

Kek I remember when DC said this.

DCkeks having a thread wide melty and insulting everyone in their tantrum while hiding behind superior franchises

KEKYPOW

Well... dc has more porn than ttgl so we win the coomer arms race!

this was an variant of main simon

MAIN SUPERMAN'S CANONICAL SON IS A FAGGOT

Alternate reality

Yup yup yup meanwhile Superfag’s son is a canon dicksucker

Can any DCbros explain why Marvel Rivals and Sparking Zero made more money than Multiversus despite DC having Warner characters to help sell their game?

I-I-I-I-I-I-I.....

? DC has been in super robot wars?

Anon that was the reason why dbs never came back. The IP becomes stained when their holders lose control of the brand.
This is funny because american consumer are the whales of the dbs community. They legally buy everything. Spics pirate everything. Even their merchandise is pirated.

ITs manifestations take time to grow large enough to attain the Omega Point and bring about the Catastrophe.

So does Hulk pulling a Broly win-con and outpacing Godzilla in power escalation before it can reach that higher form work or not?

the real reason was that Multiversus was a shit game
I-I CAN'T OK?!?

Comicfags seethe over Raven and Starfire because people only like them for their cartoon counterparts btw

Superman is so beloved people feel bad buying the products it seems

DCope

raped and gaped by russians

gay son

dad is an unironic cuck

mogged by Batman constantly

Superbros have had a tough couple of years.

multiversus was a free to play
/thread

HE WAS IN LEGO BATMAN 3: BEYOND GOTHAM YOU FUCKIN' CHUD!

Stan Lee’s Heroman was in SRW

CHADvel wins again!

He allowed some old green alien to cut his tail

mogged by all other media franchises in sales outside of Batman

mogged by all other remotely powerful series power levels wise since Perpetua reduced their top tiers to planet level fodder

lost their all respect and reputation on /dbg/

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Yup. Americans, Europeans and Japanese keep the DB IP afloat with their legal purchases.

No, it hasn't ever been a part of SRW. I was talking about Gurren Lagann sometimes being a part of it since the SRW crossover games sometimes have it, sometimes not.

HOLY FUARK BEYOND BOUNDLESS BEASTS BY CHAINSCALING!

Dokkana and Legends is free to play and that game shits out money.

Until Pocket Pokemon fucked them over...

I really should be sleeping but this is too funny

didnt say videogames

now... i guess ill play any of the games simon is in such as his very own on the DS or... THE SUPER ROBOT WARS SERIES

Marvel Rivals...is also free to play.

and if paying was a factor, then DBSZero wouldnt have been on the top 10 games sold of 2024

sparking zero was such a scam that you might as well kept playing Xenoverse 2 since they always update with new characters.

I can't believe Kratos is higher on the pecking order than DCfags now...

Oh man, a new Kyle Rayner run? That's gonna break the internet when it comes out!

make a new thread

If they already start with Ultima at full size, then no. Once Ultima evolves into its final form, the Catastrophe is basically starting then and there, with only a really short yet undefined window before it's too late to stop. And the only way to stop the Catastrophe is basically IT intentionally choosing to throw and sabotage itself using its own power (which IT does because this is a method for its manifestations to return even stronger). If IT doesn't choose to self-sabotage, then the Catastrophe can't be stopped, so Ultima reaches the Omega Point and the multiverse dies.

DCfags are going to eternally seethe about Simon for the next 10 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Galathea was hot tbf

Dragon Ball games HAVE SO MUCH VALUE theyre getting updated TO THIS DAY

Braapmaster

DCbros…

DC writers cannot comprehend this book btw

Trigger will likely never use the Gurren Lagann IP for anything that isn't some crossover in a gacha game

And they better not. It had the perfect ending. Make new and original stories instead of reusing shit over and over like capefags do.

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They tried to but morrison came along and everything became esoteric as shit

Goku is a closeted homosexual. Why do you think he prefers to be around half-naked men over his own wife?

I rigged Kyle vs Simon to make sure DC gets mocked for the rest of the time here

It has the perfect ending

… on planet retard.

they are continuing panty and stocking
but that is like a sequel instead of another reboot like dc faggots

he has two fucking sons

STRAIGHT sons

Superman is a closeted homosexual. Why do you think he never killed the Russians that raped him for 8 months?

Also his sons a fag

filtered.

If they already start with Ultima at full size, then no.

And if they start before?

Well I'm not watching Kyle Rayners show, or his movies, or playing his video games, or buying his merchandise, or listening to any of his music.

Which is going to be easy because he has none of those things

It's canon Lois owns a bunch of BDSM sex toys and Clark submits to her in bed btw

He abandoned his sons to raise some brown boy

But enough about TTGL’s writers who filtered themselves out of writing a decent ending by killing Nia off for no reason.

Imagine begging Sonic for crossovers where you job to Sonic characters.

didn't superman leave his son in some evil dimension? That might've been the reason why he turned into a fag

BOOTA CHEW BATMAN'S LEGS OFF

got sissyfied so completely by the russians that now the only way he can get off is to have Lois peg him with a kryptonite dildo

Kyle is simply too strong for those things

Yeah, a brown boy that got reborn from a evil demon monster because Goku fucking told him to.

Goku makes evil bend to his will and become good.

Superman allowed his sons to be faggots

and this.
Superman goes into evil dimensions and gets raped.
Goku does into evil dimensions and rocks their shit.

Goku has anti-Indian hax

/DBG/BROS I'M FUCKING SCARED!!!

Only Freeza can compete with other verses. Gokek...not so much.

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toyofiction

this random evil demon brown boy is more important than my family

I didn't know goku was from sweden

That just means he cant breathe in there, not that he insta dies if he touches space.

toei saiyans and xenoverse charas can survive in oxygen less spaces all they want

Characters have been using magic in fiction for thousands of years. Some caveman's fanfic could neg diff Superman along with countless other characters btw

Mandatory canon

cheapest reply anyone could ever come up with

only clapped back with a "S-STILL NOT WATCHING YOUR SHOW...!!!"

Buck? Broken.

He only left em to train, and canonically just goes to hang out with them whenever he wants to. Superfag? not so much

Batman is the only relevant character in DC. Subparman... jobs to loud noises.

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Funny how Toei and Forgetful Toriyama always remembered that Goku can't breathe in space.

He would canonically job to a 5 year old btw

No one gets horny for Harley.

Canon

Only a Tucker, can beat a Tucker.

Then Hulk still has to get through whatever ridiculous composite scaling they give Goji, which could grant time for it to evolve into Ultima. And God forbid if they use the Real 4D Evangelion crossover, A Space Godzilla, the Shin Japan Heroes stuff, Anime Trilogy, and the Marvel Godzilla run.

I STAND

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Comes out of irrelevancy 18 years later to put DC on fraud watch once and for all

So this is spiral power...