It had some good moments

I HATE FOOTFAGS

im here to replace you

Kys

It did not out gross the original when accounting for inflation.
It also cost 20 million dollars more to produce if official numbers are to be believed.
Not a flop by any means but it's definately underperformeing, despite what the shill patrol says.
Merch will probably save it, but I'm not sure how they separate merch for the original cartoon and merch for the live action movie.

They don't care. They just want to keep the IP alive.

Ohana means putting your own future first, chud

I like how stitch looks and moves

I know, but the strutting around like they beat the original is annoying.

I don’t get why people are blowing a gasket over nani pursuing higher education, so you stop your own family for wanting to pursue their dreams? I know this plot point was hacked on but people act as if you lock your own family members down for the sake of family wtf.

I hate how cute they made him look in the movie, it gets in the way of me completely hating this film.

No, I just hate change. In the original movie, Nani was a champion surfer before their parents died and she gave up pursuing professional surfing. It's a really minor background detail so I'm not surprised it didn't make it into the remake

TRVKE

Literally sucks the life and meaning out of the original

Claps like a seal for it

God, some people really do consume anything

This. Not to mention that college is becoming a psyop in the US. Lots of people are now finding their degrees to be useless but the elite don’t want people to stop going to college so now we get propaganda like this to encourage people to keep trying for college

Nigga what?

Did you guys (or anyone else complaining) maybe stop and think that they were trying to expand on the meaning of family from the original movie? Just because nani goes away to college or even give lilo to the state doesn’t mean their relationship is completely severed.

Working minimum wage jobs forever may help you sleep at night but people still have what’s called drive and ambition. Crazy to think that thinking long term about the future is a cia mkultra.

No it didn’t

showing a person go to college is a psyop

You have lost the fucking plot

She’s not even given to the state like that, it’s a magic hand wavy ending

I was hoping this wasn't what I thought what it was but op is indeed a pedo bigger and should be tortured to death

Im not talking about how it was handled even though the ending was botched and hand wavey yeah. Im moreso calling out the very idea of opposing people pursuing something outside their family.

Yes it did faggot

Honestly im glad the writers for this movie gave nani an ounce of respect instead of tacking her on as the designated emotional and logistical dumping ground for the ohana mess lilo and the aliens put her through. It’s time women stop being represented as having to bear the emotional labour in the family.

Fuck them kids.

Crazy to think that thinking long term about the future is a cia mkultra

It is when "preparing for the future" just makes you indebted for years, make you less able to have a house of your own and good credit, and not even get you the job that you were working towards anyway. Trade schools and apprenticeships are soon going to be the only thing worthwhile.

Lol not everyone wants to fix toilets unlike you wagie looser, keep making excuses .

Nani keeps portal-gunning herself to Lilo, essentially turning herself into a divorced parent

eventually Lilo starts growing up without her

Nani realises this one day, it's a new inside joke that she doesn't know, a thing that happened in school that she didn't participate, a new milestone she wasn't there for

Lilo's not the same girl she was, in very small ways now, the small ways children change almost daily

she instantly regrets leaving but still decides to focus on her career

this leads to insecurity and the wedge between her and her sister grows more and more

daily portals become weekly, bi-weekly, to every other day, to just the important dates

6 years go by and Lilo's 12, now entering teenagehood

Nani's got her masters in marine biology and is looking for work

she still checks up on Lilo but they don't talk like they used to

there's some places back home that will take her, but she got a better offer somewhere else

she can't say no

she's been telling Lilo for a while now that this is the year she comes back

now she'll have to leave her again

being abandoned a second time, and at such a vulnerable time is what finally turns Lilo around, the resentment she didn't even know she had for her sister finally bubbles over to the surface

she never wants to talk to her again

she asks Nani to not come home for Christmas, or birthdays, or any other date really, she's got Stitch and her family

"her family" is what breaks Nani, now she really has no reason to come back.

why did they cut this post-credits scene?

No woman should ever be an island
Nothing is good about being an island

Reminder all of the defenders of the ending are secretly hoping for a spin-off TV show of the film
There will be no spin-off

Holy fuck she’s not an island for wanting to go to school you fucking jihadist.

Unironical fedpost

None of my fucking friends are getting anything out of their degrees, I'm not about to get myself into debt with no reward, I already stopped believing in that a while ago. Many others won't either. And welding is way cooler than anything you glowfags have to offer. Get a rope

School is just another island
Good grades and friends are privileges of conventionally attractive people

ok mr "it's for kids,so no problem if it sucks",now fuck off and try to get a personality of your own

You people need to go outside, smell the roses and fuck real women.

Shaming people into seeing a movie never works
Remember when Ghostbusters 2016 tried it?

Im telling you to go interact with and fuck real women, not rage over underperforming disney slop. Judging by your tone you have never made a woman cum.

Reminder that most of Anon Babble are man-children with no children of their own, so of course they expect kids movies to placate their own immaturity.

Doxbait reply so you can exploit my info
I wonder how much of it you need to be satisfied and start creating your scam

Why should I consider the opinions of H1B Visa interns to be valid?

I can do (and have done) all three AND still post on my favorite mongolian basket weaving forum. Life doesn't get better than this and it makes you """people""" so fucking mad. Tell your boss to bring someone better next time, you tried too hard.

Ok so you haven’t made a woman cum, noted.

And your stitched-on Crispr dick is strong enough to impregnate babies for women to use as broodmares for their entire lives

She got a full ride in the movie and higher education is good

It’s not about shame, it’s that you actually hold contempt for the idea of a movie character going to college

Maia=LEWD

Actual schizo?
wtf lmao

She got a full ride in the movie and higher education is good

A full ride

Which is not reflecting the reality of many people in my generation, of people in my life. See, these psyops used to work pretty well because people in general used to actually do well after college. Now that it's no longer the case, this shit just falls flat.

Kys retard

Well I'll be damned, that's a new one

Good but not necessarily practical, and entirely dependent on whether your research is discovered, if anyone even hires you after graduating or not.
None of the possibilities offered by that degree are guaranteed.

It's the ideal of the shills in this thread
They whine so much about Handmaid's Tale being bad but they'd fully support it if they were in charge of it.
There's more than one college in the entire universe, I'm sorry you were raised to believe there is only one.

Right well they’ll still depict people going to college in movies, whether you find the whole idea disgusting or not. Despite how expensive higher education is, it’s still the route to being a professional

Being this opposed to higher education means you might as well be too retarded for it. At the end of the day kids will still like this movie and that’s what makes you faggots so mad.

What employer told you that the world of jobs, including high-paying specialized professions, is totally unbiased, merit-based, and objective?

They whine so much about Handmaid's Tale being bad but they'd fully support it if they were in charge of it.

Who do you think you’re talking to? Some people just liked the movie, go worry about your boogeyman elsewhere

Kys troon

You're dragging people who go to learning centers, alternative schools, and community colleges under the bus as being "lesser" than yourself?

You. Why else do you relate everything to orgasms?

You know anon being an amazing fuck requires full emotional and mental engagement with your partner, which includes supporting her dreams of going to college.

Nobody said that and neither did the movie. No matter how difficult or unfair a career can be, they’re still going to show characters going to college as a means of working towards success. To be this insulted at the idea of a character even trying, is ridiculous. I’m sure you just want to show off your epic blackpill wisdom though

As well as tending to her child concubine at home?

Higher education is supposed to be a good thing, instead it became a scam that just enslaves you. I'm seeing it happen and I refuse to comply. Don't like it? Keep crying.

It's because of the cultural mystique, anon
College is a privilege, getting a grant or sponsorship to go to one is an even bigger privilege

I wasn’t the guy who brought sex up, but lacking social experience and choosing isolation begins to disqualify you from judging certain social situations, especially when we’re talking about resentment towards the mere idea of a girl going to college.

You don’t have to go to school, stupid, nobody said you did, all that happened is a Disney character did. Damn dude did you really feel that much pressure and accusation from this?

Obviously "outsiders" should be forcibly abducted and sent to fight to the death in Ukraine. After all, if you have no set purpose, you are not a person

Imagine shitting on people pursuing an honest degree as being lesser than idiots taking on the wrench. Couldn’t be me lol, but if this makes you feel emotionally safe then so be it. Get wrecked over a fictional character wanting to get higher education you weirdo fag.

Yeah, Nani is a prestigious person in this, I think it works for a Disney movie. She should go to college

I'm saying you consider those forms of education to be lesser than "normal" college

I don't know if audiences would like seeing Lilo as the villain in the sequel, though
That's a big leap from Nani going to college

That’s not what anyone said, and you associating yourself with victims of war crime, in order to victimize yourself for people not respecting your no-relationship resentment over a Disney character going to college, is fucking laughable.

No need to shit on the wrench users to be proud of college graduates

Higher education also offers wider and better connections for internships dumbass, its not just for the education alone. Although actual university do have more robust education and funding. Anyways the point is nani isn’t retarded like you, even in the og movie. You could actually argue that nani should’ve gotten an education to support her family effectively.

He’s right though don’t shit on the layman so much if you can help it (though yes this guy’s hatred of college is personal and not because he is a layman)

Like not being a stealth sequel to the original like the anime was

Yeah i could say the same for you degrading higher education down to a fucking cia psyop. Be fucking foreal anon lol.

I’m not that anon. Don’t start directly shutting on laborers in general as ‘idiots’ just because some idiot said college was evil

You're the one who suggested people without jobs were invalid. I'm merely suggesting a way for them to contribute in a way we can both agree on

He already hates alternative education and community colleges, he's halfway there

Im only shitting on wrench fags cus they seem to have this superiority complex over people who get higher education as if the made the “better choice” like that retard anon who thinks colleges are linked to cia nonsense. Also weird that they would get triggered by a fictional character studying to be a marine biologist.

I didn’t say that, that was the other anon. I only agreed virgins don’t have reliable perspectives on women and sex

You're all interchangeable

Ok well it’s turning you into the crazy one and you’re losing me here

You didn't notice that from them wanting the unemployed to be forcibly drafted?

Nah what’s crazy is a bunch of basement dwelling wagies having an anneurism over a fictional character wanting to make something out of her life beyond her family. Shit it’s not even like nani is just pursuing a degree, she could actually help her family out by earning more money instead of being a wagie like them, thus strengthening the ohana theme. But of course the wrench anons can’t think that far.

No need to be so dramatic anon.

How does it feel to know that stitch has more game than you?

Loli feet?

Your boogeyman, huh

Kill yourself

Lots of Jews in this thread trying to justify the destruction of the family unit…

Yes that is crazy but don’t hate in the lower class so hard, you’re talking to an individual not the whole class

You're one to talk, Anna

If Jews think that removing kids from bad home situations is good, then they're right.

Also remove all racism and disrespect by the white tourists, if twhite tourists are even in the movie.

And your stitched-on Crispr dick is strong enough to impregnate babies for women to use as broodmares for their entire lives

Abathur?

Kys faggots

Going to collage ain't that bad
Is just that it doesn't make fucking sense for Nani's character to leave Lilo behind to pursue a career OUTSIDE of Hawaii

*college

No it didn't

When you really think about it many Disney stories could end up into terrible tragedy and melodrama like if things went differently

These threads have proven that Anon Babblemblr faggots are actually worse than twitter and reddit, lol

OP reminds me of this.

love sister

want to go to uni so you can give her a better life

live in hawaii

want to go to uni for marine biology

university of hawaii at manoa has one of the best programs for it, especially considering it's smack in the middle of the pacific ocean

nani could go to school for free since she's a native

it'd be close to home too

she leaves her sister to the state and dips for fucking san diego

Make it make sense.

Wtf that makes it even worse

She has a portal gun so she can visit Lilo whenever

But couldn't she just stay in Hawaii then and use the portal gun to attend university literally anywhere in the world

Ha ha, don't worry about it

Mods had to start banning non-movie pictures of the actress for Lilo already because some retard kept spamming her in a bikini. Then proceeded to whine about how "um so apparently mods just DO NOT like you posting pictures of the actress for this movie. just so you all know :("

It's funny how quickly retards on twitter flocked to that misinformation about selling Lilo to the state (as opposed to what actually happened, handing over custody to someone she knew already) to the point of drawing sad culturewar shit directly based on it, all without having seen the movie themselves.

You're such a fucking faggot tranny that leftists on reddit and twitter are "right-wing grifters" compared to you. Let that sink in, then commit suicide.

You're proof that everyone has too much brainrot about culture war shit. Nothing I said should've illicited such an insane reaction. People didn't watch the movie (which WAS shit btw, and so was her handing over custody and invalidating the plot), and then spent time not only parroting false information but spending time drawing a whole damn image based on a lie because they just want to chase controversy.

What I said is bare minimum commentary about how retarded people are online but you had to jump to some specific political crap because this is all the internet is now.

But I can't not think about it. The portal gun wouldn't even be necessary if she just went to her more local uni. It's a 40 minute flight between islands if she really needs to, or better yet they can find a place in Oahu. If even one of these woke writers had any consideration for the people they're trying to represent with these "nuanced takes" on family dynamics, Nani wouldn't have this conflict where she has to choose between her future and her family only for a deus ex machina to present itself to her after the credits roll. The solution is right there. And either way, there's no point to Stitch or the rest of the aliens if they weren't actually going to influence the family's ability to stay together. There was no reason to do all of this.

What's worse is that the original was already a nuanced take on a family dynamic that treated an indigenous peoples with respect and dignity. The new movie is literally regressive compared to the original.

This. Young women need to have the college experience.