You are getting very sleepy

You are getting very sleepy

I just drank my electrolytes and I feel wide awake

No I'm not

It's only 7:52pm you tard

I’m an insomniac, and she’s part of the reason I even get out of bed in the morning, so whatever.

pottery

Maybe she’d be able to sleep if she just asked Vriska. Sheesh.

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me

I know for a fact that you want my eyes fluttering.
Which is why I taped them open

The tape won’t help. Let those yawns out, anon. Vriska needs to give you an eye check before bedtime.

Why doesn’t SHE go to sleep

Probably because she’s the most powerful hypnotist in Paradox Space.

Before this thread gets nuked I wanna ask if Homestuck is worth reading in current year? I’ve been curious on and off for awhile but I’ve been hesitant to give it a try.

Oh hey neat the Beyond Canon team decided to commit mass suicide because THERE IS NO UPDATE

They could have avoided their painful deaths by just releasing a timely update but here we are and they aren't

I read it myself and I actually really enjoyed it, though it’s been hard to get through the epilogues the original really is an amazing read.
Also even though I know this thread’s purpose, Vriska’s powers actually do have an interesting thematic reason. She desperately wants to be the hero of the story but she isn’t. So she cheats by stealing luck and mind controlling the opposition

Read as far as you feel like, but just be aware that the first 3000 pages are the only mostly untainted ones and the fandom really starts to compromise the quality in act 6. I still finished it, though.

HEY BUDDY, THEY ARE LAZY LIBERAL FUCKERS, THEY NEED A VACATION AFTER DOING ONE AND ONLY ONE PROPER ANIMATION.

Also even though I know this thread’s purpose,

You know I used to write highly celebrated fanfiction, anon? I’m a very talented person with very bad luck. I’m just keeping a low profile and trying to take care of my urges. No need to be so catty…

Sorry about that. Just a tad annoyed and dealing with other things and I told you how to make stealth threads

to all my lolcow nonas, would you fuck Hussie? he doesn't super horrid ngl

Sex with Karkat

look***

frick.

I have memory issues because of my insomnia. Sorry, anon. I think we’ll get to 500 this time, though.

Vris,Rezi,Kat threesome!!! its the only way.

Fine. But when we get nuked I’m starting over in a couple days

I’d like to buck the perception that I only ever talk about my Vriska fetish, so for some actual on-topic discussion, what would you say is the strongest moment in the entire comic? Or the strongest character, or game mechanic, or arc.

I really, really liked the refrigerator magnet joke between Rose and her mom early on. For some reason it stuck with me more prominently than 90% of the rest of the comic after not looking at anything Homestuck for years. The idea of a family so dysfunctional that they use goofy little magnets on their fridge to communicate is honestly pretty hilarious.

Personally I really enjoyed the return of the Mayor and how he rallied the kids.
Also a big fan of Jack’s ascension

Bump.

Who’s yay and who’s nay for Vriska x Terezi

I don't care about shipping aside from Vriska x me, but I also don't care about gay people. Bazooper!

Ok, well it might become canon, or non canon

Unlikely, but canon is just another word for Homestuck to play hockey with now.

Reminder

You sure are gaining the mods favor making these.
Just confirms the Homestuck fandom mental capacity.

oh shit

yes.

but I also don't care about gay people

there are straight homestuck connoisseurs? are you trans then?

Why do I find the trolls more generally interesting characters than the kids? Like in terms of personality, visual design, etc

because they are more interesting

The two pots of coffee I've drank say otherwise.