Birth Battle?

Since death battle threads are all the rage nowadays, why can't the opposite be popular?
I propose a birth battle, a battle of fertility!

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If Shan Yu fucked Mulan then he'd win on principle

Pretty sure every other character would lose that contest to Oswald Rabbit.

Death Battle scales Simon’s peak interpretation as being relative to the Godsphere and new gods.

Darkseid? Transcends that now btw. Simon KNEELS to Darkseid

Doomsday Simon solos your favorite verse

My favorite verse is SCP doe

This will be my final post on Anon Babble.

How can anyone think that this is cool for real ? How can anyone take seriously a vs match with the Hulk as a supposed to be strong winner? How can anyone see the Hulk as a Godzilla killer for real in this show?
"Ouh, the Hulk is scaling, so powerful, this is so amazing guys..." why are you lying to yourself like that ?
You guys are just forcing onto yourself the new fade there will be in this hivemind of a board, with the blandest, tamest, most classicly safe verdict there can be, while your selective outrage is shitting on Kratos VS Asura for things that would be praised if the winner was someone else, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO you have to shit on it even if it's accurate because the hivemind dictates you to do so !!!

No wonder you can't get laid, but guess what ? I got a girlfriend now. For the first time of my life after 24 years I finally got a girlfriend, and all that nerd fuss has become so irritating since.
I'm just leaving for good now, I had plenty of fun with that board but I'm done. I wish you to get girlfriends to, maybe it will open your eyes about the hivemind that is destructing your self, but sadly, the hivemind is probably keeping you away from being able to seduce anyone, so you're most likely trapped in a spiral of emotion, and sadly, there is no Simon the Digger to save you from it. I just hope that this message will maybe help you to think by yourself a bit more and to get a girlfriend to.

Enjoy your episode.

Is this an actual comic?

How big would the meltdown be if Godzilla lost?

I didn't know that these two could give birth from their cocks

No just official art

I've seen it brought up more often so I was curious on what fights from this season really would've ended in death or not

Bardock vs Omni-Man

Probably would've happened.

Joker vs Giorno

Technically Giorno isn't actually dead. If he won he would've probably killed Joker though considering the fate of most of his enemies in Part 5.

Bowser vs Eggman

Would still kill each other, though also considering the more unserious nature of two universes they wouldn't really stay dead.

Among Guys

Among Us was out to kill and Fall Guy didn't really expect to kill him so easily anyway.

Kratos vs Asura

A fight with Young Kratos would've ended in death, but likely not now. Especially not for the retarded reason they fought in the first place.

Ghost Rider vs Spawn

I could see it going either way.

Mahito vs Shigaraki

Yeah, this one's the same

Doomguy vs Chief

Absolutely wouldn't end in death.

Simon vs Kyle

See above.

Can anyone even compare to Thragg?

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yeah, but darkseid raped goodness and no spawn came of it. birth battle jobber

Technically Giorno isn't actually dead.

He is, killing a person's Shadow in the Cognitive world kills them, that's a literal plot point that starts the third act of the game.

Thragg is literally the strongest character ever devised in fiction. Omni-Man alone can eviscerate the Immortal, who scales to High Outerversal. Thragg is the first character with an evidence-based Boundless rating. In other words, all action and no talk

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It's art Shigeto Koyama, one of the main illustrators on TTGL, made. It's a reference to how Marvel used to do promo releases of their covers, with the title on the left and MARVEL.COM on the right (don't have an example on me). Koyama is a big a cape comics fan, see pic related

Hey Kyle, how's that new run coming along?

The storyboard had Giorno waking up and not being dead

He doesn't. GER reverts the brain death in the real world according to the storyboards.

I think Thragg would just have sex with Anti-Spirals and spawn an Anti-Spiral-Viltrumite army with ease.

Darkseid can control who he inseminates.

would Anti-Spiral have a pussy?

He could maybe defeat the new Guardians. Otherwise, he'd be no match for Tech-Jacket, the Wolf-Man or, god forbid, Sinister Invincible

What? Stop asking retarded questions. Thragg would find a way.

how does Kingdom Hearts help with the fertility battle?

WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE PERSON WE WERE A MOMENT BEFORE

LITTLE BY LITTLE WE ADVANCE FURTHER WITH EACH TURN

THAT'S HOW A DRILL WORKS

THE WISHES OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN. THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW!

THOSE TWO SETS OF DREAMS WEAVE TOGETHER INTO A DOUBLE HELIX, DRILLING A PATH TOWARDS TOMORROW!

THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!!!!!

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I'm just gonna post Supergirl for no reason.
Hope that's okay with you guys.

Enjoys a retarded fan-fic suggsverse tier wiki that is slowly removing its timeless work from record

PBUH

Ugh...BREEDERS...

I know other Anon Babble series were obviously the main inspiration, but I wonder if anybody at Gainax ever thought of the Gurren Lagann/Green Lantern comparison themselves.

If the Grand Regent says you have a pussy, you have a pussy

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I'M SIMON THE DIGGER! IF THERE'S A WALL IN MY WAY, I'LL SMASH IT DOWN!

GIGAAAAA DRILLLL BREEEEEEAAAK

Doomguy probably would've killed Chief if Vega died. The reason they started fighting was stupid and they wouldn't have continued if Doomguy saw Chief killing demons though.

General Zod?

anti-spiral is just some ugly bald nigga

BRING ME SIMON THE DIGGER

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There's Big Breeda, who is Big Barda's mom lol.
Who's the most fertile male counterpart in fiction? In all honesty it might just be Thragg
Half-Viltrumite and Half-New God is a nasty combination

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AAAIIIIEEEE RINGS NO DON'T ABANDON ME FOR SIMON

I KNOW HIS WILL TRUMPS MINE TEN TIMES OVER BUT YOU CANT LEAVE ME

HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED YOU PLEASE STAY WITH ME AAAAIIIIIEEEEE

they're a physical hivemind made up of the spirals that committed self genocide when they learned of the spiral nemesis

Bardock VS Omniman

Yes

Joker VS Giorno

No

Bowsegg

No they're buddies

Among Us

By accident on Fall Guys side. Imposter would

Kratos VS Asura

Norse Kratos they'd chill after a tussle when they realize they aren't bad guys. Greek Kratos would be to the death

Ghost Rider VS Spawn

Tossup

Mahito VS Shiggy

Yes pretty much the same

Doomguy VS Chief

They wouldn't have fought in the first place. Doomguy wouldn't have killed him if they did

Simon VS Kyle

Wouldn't have killed each other and probably would have hung out after

That would be EXTREMELY gay. I'm glad that you aren't working on DB because if you were calling the shots DB would just be some shitty 100 subscriber andy youtube channel.

God, I need Luke to come back

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Are you stupid? Hulk is stupidly popular among not only powerscalers but normalfags too. He lost twice already, him losing a third time would bring way more salt.

Muh DC cosmology

DRILLED

Muh Life Equation

DRILLED

Muh Source Wall

DRILLED

Muh Hal scaling

DRILLED

Thagg would give them a baby btw

Has sex with the entire green lanterns corp

Has sex with the anti-spiral race

Has sex with Yoko and Kyle's fridged wife while Simon and Kyle just watch

He just wins. He just fucking wins.

I propose a birth battle, a battle of fertility!

This slut had so many kids that she inadvertently drove a race of dragons extinct and the population of an entire continent is now related to her.

How do you top that?

A fight with Young Kratos would've ended in death, but likely not now. Especially not for the retarded reason they fought in the first place

Asura would see Norsetos not doing anything to Mithra and her being unharmed means he’ll just tell Kratos to explain the situation. They’ll then separate and go about their day. Asura has never attacked anyone in his game without just reason nor would he do so unprompted. Even if they fought, I doubt Asura would actually try to kill him unless Norsetos does the same. Greektos is definitely a fight to the death without question.

Luke just fucking dies though

The opposite of battle boarding is shipping.

In what world is Shiggy vs Mahito a "tossup" on whether they kill each other? Mahito is never going to work with humans and wants to kill them all

Does anti spiral go by they/them?

All of wile's products would backfire unlike most of Tom's

THIS is what's going to kill the Hulk?

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This is your second time posting this

You read it wrong. Mahito VS Shiggy was same as how DB went

…only to live on as a Force Ghost and mindrape MarKEK anyways.

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Whichever makes his dick the hardest at the moment.

Given Death Battle's current penchant for grabbing specific instances of power failure, then they might just give all of Legends Luke's opponents immunity to Force Hax since they aren't part of the Force.

Anti spiral is a tranny lol

Shipping would no diff battle boarding, btw.

thread will be smothered in oh no posting and nikocado assvoid

Have Simon cut off his pinky toe and let the statement squad fight that, it should be more than enough as a challenge.

The most dead wife in the universe

Jiren should watch out for that crackhead behind him.

THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE

Dante fought someone who created a universe on screen. Only the other two are statement reliant without chain scaling.

solos dragon ball ENTIRELY

BEAST

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's friend.

If you wanted to go full autismo, you could give Simon actual fractal dimensions given that the multiversal labyrinth is depicted akin to a fractal tree.

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Ttgl is a story about how its ok to be a cuck

featgod

SAVE ME CD DRAMA AND GUIDEBOOK STATEMENTS, THIS IS BASE KYLE WE'RE UP AGAINST

decided to watch first video for some stupid reason

skip ahead to some part

"the Speed Force scales base Kyle to beyond the Source Wall"

this is when they also have images of Guardians and GLs and shit in the same video saying going beyond the Source Wall is impossible

close video

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

It's all canon lol

Simon killing Kyle is absolutely only happening cause it's a death battle. If it were more like how Simon is in-character he'd probably pull Kyle up after the fight and tell him to believe in the Kyle that believes in himself, and then maybe go to a fast food place with him i dunno.

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Raped and dead wife

Unfathomable amounts. There are Zilla YouTube scalers who think even Heisei era is universal or 5D or some retarded shit.

I can beat him.

Thragg would use his Spiral Power to tank it and then beat the Anti Spiral.

SAVE ME... audio and manga stories that have feats, and a novelized version of the anime's story that includes the same feats, but explained in the detail a novel allows

kekaroo

fractal dimensions

Is this something you're educated on, and able to explain to a layman in relation to powerscaling or just something you brought up because it's there, it's infinitely self-referential and you wanna sound smart? I mean no offense

Post the anti-spiral's homeplanet not being multiversal

They seemed to be respecting each other either way. Kyle wasn't mad or disrespectful; if anything, he was having the time of his life and died with a smile, knowing Simon's potential as a lantern

I'm not following

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ARGGH SAVE ME PRESENCE THIS IS A BASIC ASS SCOPEDOG I'M UP AGAINST

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It would probably go even better than that desu

Simon would kill Oblivion for free

then could teach Kyle how to use the Life Equation by believing in him since Spiral Energy is bullshit + the Otoko bullshit

would get an actual universal utopia in DC like Future's End like the end of TTGL, not the hell dystopia where evil Kyle rules over a brainwashed universe

Simon uses his mechs to give Kyle inspirations for drawings and shit

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The funniest part about all this bro posting is that Simon rejects the GL ring, everyone seems to ignore that for some reason

It would be a statement if Otoko Simon was said to be omnipotent or whatever without any backings, instead what’s given are the actual shit he does and performs (aka feats).

I believe he was asking "what the fuck are fractal dimensions".

eh it's probably up to interpretation

K,b,c

I mean it’s not like the ring is inherently special to Kyle. He’s gotten like three different ones.

He won't do it out of spite but out of believing in himself. Endgame Simon wants the future generations to have a shot, he doesn't really need or want the ring.

Kek canon

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

They already mentioned how DC’s universe is bigger in a black box during the episode, it’s just that it wouldn’t matter after a while.

I cannot explain fractal dimensions, but I saw a numberphile video about it and I'm just tying concepts together. Ultimately it wouldn't change anything because dimensions are still a bullshit thing (cause infinity times infinity is still the same size of infinity). Just thought it was neat.

Anime won. Capeshit lost. This is the irrefutable truth.

See (You) tomorrow, copypastafag.

Anon what the fuck are you posting.

I, LELOUCH VI BRITANNIA, ORDER SUPERMAN TO WHORE OUT LOIS LANE

HELP ME, BRUCE! THIS IS PERMANENT TINNITUS DAMAGE WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE!

Lelouch, Nothing Changed???

Will the of drill?

THIS DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL MAKE DCFAGS SEETHE FOR ALL ETERNITYYYYY

Nice job Lelouch.

Tony, I didn't do shit.

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She's way ahead of you

youtu.be/ZLazJKggCd0
WELL IT'S A BIG FOOT
IT'S A BIG, BAD FOOT TONIGHT
YEAH! IT'S A BIG FOOT!
CRANK IT UP, TURN ON THEM LIGHTS (TURN EM ON)

OOOOOOO
GET READY FOR SOMETHING
THAT YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN
YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING
BUT I PROMISE YOU'LL KNOW
IT'S THE BIGFOOOOOOOT!!!!

COME TO SET THINGS RIGHT (SET EM RIGHT)
YEAH IT'S THE BIG FOOT!
HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF A MOTH TONIGHT!

YEAH, YOUR TIME IS OVER!
YOUR TIME'S COME AROUND!
HOLD YOU HIGH ABOVE ME,
THEN I'LL PLANT YOU IN THE GROUND!!!! YEAH!

if Simon fused with version of himself from every single dimension, then does that mean Simon Vs Kyle is canon

Go back to your containment board vtuberkek

BASED BASED BASED

I mean STTGL only came after he absorbed the multiverse

Top 3 UNDEFEATED MechaGODS

Simon the Digger

Optimus Prime

Coop

>Coop

guy who hasn't even had an episode

11-1

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what about the eventual threat that requires them to team up in an even bigger mech piloted and powered by both of them at the same time?

abandoning your family to raise a demonic starving brown boy

Son "I have never kissed my wife" Goku everyone

Well, you can't be defeated if you're not in an episode

SPECTRE

DRILLED

ANTI-MONITOR

DRILLED

SOURCE WALL

DRILLED

LIFE EQUATION

DRILLED

SPEED FORCE SINGULARITY

DRILLED

EMOTIONAL ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM

DRILLED

KING

Actually DC is only like, 2-1 against anime, which comes from Thawne and Superman. If you wanna include Japanese media in general then it’s 3-1 from beating Sonic.

Shipping has the power of Vivzieslop, Avatar/Korra, Naruto, Bleach, NGE, Sonic, Digimon, Supernatural and MCU fujos at best. Powerscalers are still stronger

Defeating the specter isn't a accomplishment. Everyone has done that.

He wasn't even any more powerful than the rest of the z cast in grand taco.

It was retconned

*defeating the Swank'd up, roid'd up Spectre that could obliterate the omniverse by twitching his toe
Don't think anyone's ever done that

Toei ended up rejecting the pajeet in favor of the diaper duo 2.0, Goku jr and Bejita jr at the end of GT.

killing a person's Shadow in the Cognitive world kills them

Only if they have a part of Nyx inside

Anime will forever be for losers however

Reminder that THIS iconic image is what represents all capeshit fans for all time. Know your place you MAGGOT.

Yeah and fat neckbeards are the representation of anime geeks. This is a dumb fucking argument because you can point to any ugly fucker and go “you look like THAT” forever.

I'm reminded there's a fair share of Gurren/Megas XLR art

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Could Makima have beaten Teen Gojo? Making her fight full power Gojo felt way too unfair and stompy even if it was cool to hype up how powerful he is, with Teen Gojo I feel like it'd be a more even match and could go either way. It's not like using aged down and less powerful versions of characters hasn't been done since they used Kid Goku for a DBX episode

Look all that merchandise he has bought. Corps like these whales. Extreme consumerism. The average starving and cartel-evading dbspic can barely afford to eat let alone buy merchandise. And when they do, is chink pirated slop.

Damn that cow on the left is actually kinda hot

It's crazy how insanely confident Kylefags were when Kyle has literally only had hype. Him being the strongest Green Lantern is just hype. Him being a hard hitter in DC is just hype. Every single time he's given a position of power or some form of major capacity for influence in DC he buckles and submits and there were still retards ITT who insist otherwise. He gets the Life Equation and does fucking nothing with it. He gets the breadth of the Emotional Spectrum and still manages to power flux and job. He becomes Ion and does nothing. Hal calls him a fucking rookie consistently.
Most of Kyle's resistances to Simon's abilities were just already things innate to the Green Lantern ring. DC's very own Potential Man. Always "If" and "When" but never "Is".
Also

Muh beyond space and time statements means my guy is outerversal

PBUH

Latinxs identified with uub: a poor starving brown boy from a poverty ridden shithole who had the opportunity to travel with goku.

I just finished the Johns run that was rec'd by Anon Babble anons here. Holy shit, what a ride.
"That's the tragedy of all this Jordan, Hal.
We will always be friends."
MFW

Are there any more runs as good as this?

KWABOTY

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kylefags

plural

It was only one seething jeet. Nothing more, nothing less. There were far more anons cheering for booster gold than kyle

If DC did more with him he'd probably be more of a challenge against Simon.

I keep seeing people talk about respect in Death Battles lately. Why are people getting so obsessed with that now? People being happy or angry if there was respect or not given to the loser.

Jessica stole his thunder. She's everywhere. Even guy gardner is set to have his first live action appearance.

Fragile Zoomers

3/10, you really need to improve your game

Kylefags

Those exsist? Always assumed everyone recognized him for the bum he was.

You want to know the sad part? Kyle literally boasts having some of the best actual feats in all of DC. There was literally a period of time in VSBW that people would effectively scale all of the DC high tiers to Kyle doing shit like containing supernovae or solar system busting blasts or Imperiex's armor rupturing into 'maybe a big bang'. That was before they latched onto 'platonic' autism via the New Gods for whom Kyle all scaled above as soon as he got his White Lantern form. This was the battle they literally had to hinge everything on because Kyle is basically the best their entire verse had to offer in terms of actual showings.

Kyle isn't actually DC's Potential Man.
DC is literally just one giant Potential Verse.

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Glad you liked it a/non, that run is an all-timer

Are there any more runs as good as this?

Justice League International by Giffen and DeMatteis is another all-timer, and another pretty long and extensive run under a single author. If you're looking outside of DC, Immortal Hulk is an easy recommendation, it's continuity heavy but in a way that explains everything for a new reader, and it has a really good omnibus.

Bae is so lucky…

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>Muh beyond space and time statements means my guy is outerversal

PBUH

He’s too strong for Death Battle.

That Optimus fight was one-sided AF, he was beating an autistic child. He needs to have a more proper matchup.

For once, you might actually be right.

Simon would help Kyle master the Life Equation by believing in the him that believes in himself

I could see it. Would be kino.

DB says Superman has no limits, so he body's Simon with trivial ease.

Small than the Infinity Jaeger

You are small and I am big

IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL
WE SHINE ALIGHT AS POWER FILLS
'CAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILL!

You don't read comics. No faggot obsessed with power levels reads comics, they just read there VSBW article and become obsessed. Simon wins on account of higher cosmology and having actual fans

I simply don't believe in DB's interpretation of Superman.

It wouldn't literally be infinitely large, though. How big does it get?

Who would be the best matchup for Megas?

Ends up being 1.1x10^52 meters tall, which for perspective's sake would mean that an average universe like ours would look like an atom compared to a star ten times bigger than our Sun when put against the Jaeger

I simply don't believe in DB's interpretation of Simon.

Pre-timeskip Gurren Lagann. Basically shounen force VS toonforce, but with mecha.

I simply don't believe in DB.

Who's Yukari?

Not gonna post the pasta, but i find how this turned out hilarious

Gilgamesh victim

I don't either. DB lowballed him.

I would like to see Optimus rape Iron Man

Yeah DB lowballed the FUCK out of Simon.

In spite of all the statement wank Kyle gets he's definitely not the best in the entirety of DC, especially as of recent, and even back then.
Superman can do what Kyle can do and he doesn't have to get amped to fuck to pull it off. There's a number of different characters who have gone past the Source Wall and came back. Fucking Lex Luthor went beyond the Source Wall and found the AL Equation.
Pic. related is Supes getting sent to the Overvoid by Neron, only to pull a Simon and bust his way through back to Hell to save Lois. Kyle is very much a Potential Man even in the verse, and seems to be like a Special Ed kid who gets clapped for doing the bare minimum.
Homelander's bitch btw

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The bitchy brown hair chick from Persona 3 who both jobs to and gets cucked by Aigis

Cognitive world causes a mental collapse the real GER can easily restore

anywho, it is more insulting that in the storyboard, it is implied he was being mindhaxed by Pucci, which is an insult to the character since that only happens to low willpower people, like his other brothers.

That's one big robot!

I wont miss.
i get it

The attraction thing isn’t mindhax, it’s just GRAVITY pulling in the sons of DIO to Pucci. Only one of the sons, Donatello if I remember correctly, really had “weak will”.

Yeah, but that doesnt mean Giorno would just randomly obey and go to Florida.
Donatello Versus ended up also betraying Pucci when it was in his convenience, so its just stupid whoever did the storyboard thought this would affect Giorno on the spot.

Also all 3 brothers were spiteful broken low will people , this is pointed out in the story.

Holy fuck I kneel Homelander

STAAAARS AAARE FOOOORMING

BIIIIG BAAAANG STOOOOORMING

Gurren Lagann before the Anti-Spiral, or Wing or Freedom Gundam

Oh that yukari? thought it was a joke on P3 Yukari saying she wont miss her attack only to miss it.

wake up

not a dcfag

life is good

Superman

Part of the JustSHIT League who all got nodiffed by literally just a single one of Kyle's constructs.

Lex Luthor went beyond the Source Wall

Aren't you talking about the cartoon where Batman claps Superman's cheeks every other episode? KEKAROO

They represented Kyle perfectly in the episode. He is by far the strongest DC character outside of the Presence, and then he just lost.
Not to say Kyle isn't strong, but...well...if that's the best DC could offer, then...

He is by far the strongest DC character outside of the Presence, and then he just lost.

The Presence isn't even the strongest DC character
Yawn!

Nah this is a years old matchup with a lot of memes already

He is by far the strongest DC character outside of the Presence

Are you retarded?

Question.

If they did a death battle for Anon Babble characters, who would you want to see?

TEAR A HOLE IN THE SKY!
LEAVE ANOTHER WORLD BEHIND!

You think they'll ever put SCP on the show? I guess they might do 096, but anything else feels kind of iffy.

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Nope. He does, at the end of the day, have the best feats of pretty much any DC character. Show me another regular, somewhat well known DC character who holds back a supernova like . Show me another character that holds back a big bang.

DC just isn't a very strong verse, that's where their characters cap out at. On-screen a guy managed to hold back the big bang.

surprised they've never touched sanderson

We shine a light as power fills
Cause nothing can contain our will

Arrrgghg! Presence, help my outerversal self! This is a few galaxies worth of ambient heat from stars I'm up against! Thankfully the scopedog hasn't noticed me...

Toby Fox's favorite 2hu

As far as I know that would be Ran, he even got ZUN to add her as playable in Touhou 19

He's still high tier and White Lanterns are treated as omega level reality warpers but Doctor Manhattan, Death Metal, and Sixth Dimension stuff really screwed him from truly being at the top

Regular people can stand in the Overvoid no problem

Kyle is stronger than this btw

Give me a challenge to rise to, I'll face it

And every shred of despair, I'll erase it

Have faith in the me that believes in myself

SPIRALING GALAXIES IN MY MIND
LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE (TO THE OTHER SIDE!)
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT
DIGGING UP OUT INTO THE LIIIIIIGHT!

Percy vs Harry

Not Steven

I wish it was easier to go about ranking how strong characters tend to be within their respective narratives instead of ducking into the absurd.

Are dc writers so retarded that they forgot supes likes the sun?

Woouldnt be surprised. THe narrator said Supes would have been incinerated by a supernova before.

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Isn't CAS the literal embodiment of the narrative of Superman? Meaning that no matter how much damage he took he was always going to win no matter what, because the storiy will literally bend over backwards so good can triumph over evil?

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I like broccoli. I'm sure I could survive a metric ton being dropped on my head.

cas is a robot piloted by superman, its not a form he can just will onto himself like super saiyan

anywho that just sounds like the exact reason people do not care about superman, mary sue lazy writting up the ass

I don't think that was the Overvoid as we've come to know it. This issue was released in 1999 and I don't remember if the Overvoid was so big a thing until Morrison in the mid 2000s. It was just another esoteric comic book nothing burger by the looks of it. How would Lois Lane reach Clark if he's in the Overvoid? Because it wasn't his super senses hearing Jimmy Olsen's signal in outer space, it was Lois' wisp that reached out to HIM. As she later elucidates, it's because Hell is a state of mind, it's nothing you can't overcome with your mind and your will. Furthermore, Superman was powerless. It was his epiphany at the end that made him break out of Neron's illusionary worlds. Superman broke Neron's illusions because he realized they were just that, and this is supported by the writer J. M. DeMatteis. He said Hindus may conceptualize a world as an illusion that we take to be true. Superman did not take Neron's worlds to be true on account of his epiphany, that his love was real, is what made him surpass Neron's worlds. It was never about muscle

You could talk about what he "represents" until you're blue in the face. But on paper, at the weigh-ins, what the Thought Robot is and what it isn't? It's a Superman-inspired construct made by Mar Novu and activated by the collision of Superman and Ultraman relayed transmitted by the Quantum Superman. He fought Mandrakk with the environment, with blows and with energy beams.

This issue was released in 1999 and I don't remember if the Overvoid was so big a thing until Morrison in the mid 2000s

you do understand this entire sentence is literal anathema to comic powerscalers, right
clearly every concept introduced in comics is the same thing for the entirety of it's existence and has never had any changes or retcons unless it serves to make the characters stronger and you must take the maximal interpretation everytime even if it makes absolutely zero sense

Yes, people will just ignore the direct text on the page telling you this is a metaphysical character because of agenda. The point of CAS is that he'll be relative to whoever he's fighting, ultimately winning out in the end because that's what Superman does.

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m-my heros power is that he always wins!

Thot Robot

God Fusion Goku victim

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If we get Composite Goku, him fusing with the audience to finally kill off Superman would be the kino of kinos

DCbros...

If we get Composite GOku vs Ryu, it would be an honorable 1v1 duel that could end similarly to Kazuya vs Jin in Tekken 8
shirtless, hand to hand. With the one that wins helping the other get back up.

youtube.com/watch?v=9r3KK77vFgc&ab_channel=dallopT

But if its Goku vs Superman, i want it to be as spiteful as possible, with Goku not even getting his shirt off and once he punches thru milkman or CAS Supes, the sky clears up.

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Does Ultraman ever bring this up or did they forget after? Kinda cool CAS is a fusion of good and evil Superman piloting a robot.

COPEku

THE FERTILEST

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Supes and supes but evil need a robot to fight someone 1v1

Who is winning this

The good superman's personality dominated the evil one proving that good will always overpower evil

Why was Grant so based?

Bring me CAS Superman.

Wow. Thats actually a hard one. Nia was terrible, but the show still had good points after she joined, so...I guess Ashi.

nah this is shit but Ryu against Barbie or someone, they should do GvS IV with no spite but pure kino

Nia has a robot comparable in size to a universe, Ashi doesn't.

composite capeshit fan VS composite anime fan

As opposed to Simon needing to fuse with infinite versions of himself or Goku literally needing the audience to help him

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Ultraman got turned into a vampire literally right after this, then got killed during Final Crisis
Then n52 with the continuity clusterfuck happened so it's probably not the same Ultraman anymore

Simon just closes the gap and its GG

Does Ashi have a way to put down Nia, at all? Nia kept herself from being erased for a week.

Ashi can just send her back in time

they literally said during the fight that Kyle was stronger than Darkseid

buh buh but this new comic said!!

Doesn't matter. Kyle GAPES and thus Simon GAPES.

I'm not kneeling to a wagecuck and a Stair Victim

naked Darkseid is stronger then Kyle

superman is anti kino tho

Ryu and Goku actually share beliefs and goals. Supes only saw Goku as some fight obsessed annoyance in GVS1-3.

Thats why i tell people gohan would be the one thatd get along with Clark. Vegeta and Goku would get along better with Diana.

Goku doesnt need the audience to beat Superman, its just him letting us also get a punch in.

Infinite Ultron because they finally restrained swan

She should be unbound by time just like the Anti-Spiral by the time she has her Tengen Toppa mech and as they translated in the DB even SGGL can hit all time, space and dimensions. Even if she could BFR she'd still die.

Messenger Nia can shoot energy beams and fight close range, she stomps even without Slovernia

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Does he has any other matchups remaining?

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reddit spacing

thatd

don't care, Goku vs Superman is the matchup and anything else for them would just be lesser then that

The big weakness Ultron has is that he goes for close range combat and restrained for all of his encounters in What If.

He goes in for punches vs the watcher and the guardians and then amps it up to just biting on a galaxy / saying he can bust galaxies with a thought when by scaling to Strange Supreme and future feats, is clearly capable of universal destruction.

So while i think he does have the superior stats, it can be that this weird obsession of his to go for close range has him rewritten by HA Dio.

You gluttonous motherfucker

What does FULL POWER Simon looks like?

Jackie Estacado

Venom

Demi-fiend

The boy with the fairy seem to want to beat your ass.

Wanna fight the demi fiend?

Yes

No

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Simon Cowell

Was she keeping herself alive or did the timeline rmemeber she doesnt exist anymore? I also hate what they did to Jack's design in the last season.

Was it on the same level though? Anti-Spiral also had impressive feats of coming back from destruction but Simon bypassed that so Nia should plausibly be able to replicate it.

The anime community never truly recovered from this fight.

Simon with SRW Demonbane scaling

If Goku just won as he was supposed to, i think i might have been happy

Now i hate superman so much its unreal

fraud scaling

what king of meta is this?

Ashi’s face when she’s about to send Nia back in time only to realize she has to make a time portal larger than a universe in the span of a few seconds before Nia’s robot smashes her and the planet she’s on

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meant for

Honestly you can argue Simon surpasses Demonbane now

calm down this is just a hobby, don't take this shit seriously

Demonbane is weaker than simon. Or even goku for that matter

supposed to

Goku just doesn’t have any feats comparable to the stuff Superman has done or scales to. It’s just the way it is.

inb4 ten morbillion low end scans

Yawn.

surpassing a fraud isn't that impressive

Simon always surpassed Demonbane because it was pure fraud by """fans"""

Ashi didn't "keep herself" from being erased. She just wasn't being affected by anything until then and by that point she put up no resistance.

The narrative of Superman>The narrative of Bumku

Dude I don't like superkek because he's a raped bitch but it's never that serious. Just be happy that people actually like Goku and not Superman

He is simultaneously himself but also someone else because of the flattened canon IF and All-In pulled

I'm no Marvelfag/DCfag and I have nothing against mecha shit but I don't like the idea of there being a single undisputed strongest character in all of fiction, it triggers my autism and makes VS battles less fun for me
Lagannbros pls mention at least two characters that can defeat or have a tie with Simon
if this post sends twice it's because Anon Babble X fucked my shit up

vsshartles

Yawn

Azathoth
and Luke Skywalker

Lagannbros pls mention at least two characters that can defeat or have a tie with Simon

Can does not mean you "could". If you put an obstacle, or say, a "wall", Simon will just SMASH IT DOWN
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS

Thats like saying Marty Mcfly has incalculable durability because he stopped his hand from fading away.

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I mean there's probably some concoction of 40+ years of capeshit statements making a good fight with Simon again. Off the top of my head though I can't think of too much though. Uh, tenchi muyo? Wanked umineko? Yeah.

Demonbane is mid-tier compared to other Anon Babbleechs. The only reason the series known for powerlevel faggotry, was because Kishin Hishou was untranslated, so a lot of fake shit was thrown around. "Elder God Demonbane" isn't even an actual form in the fucking VN. The tard who made all those images about this fanfic form straight up lied about something that doesn't exist. That nigger should've been lynched.

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Ashi doesnt get erased in the game ending

KINGtos deserves his rematch, just like KINGslayer did

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Luke

Also this

yes

So True! Superman getting sodomized by Russians is much more interesting than anything the Cell Arc had.

Ashi's death in undone in a video game

Nia's death is undone in a video game

More connections!

He ascends so many dimensions that he jumps into real life and kills you through the screen

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And Marty Mcfly doesnt get erased at the end of Back to the Future. Im looking for a point in all of this.

Probably true since Avant Simon surpassed fiction

Superman's narrative is so good Toriyama makes a ripoff of his origin for Shitku

Kills Comp Swanked DIo, /DBS/ Jiren, KINGtos, and the Entire DC cosmology in one tap

Indeed, but physically, Nia is like normal human at the stand and just the same degree as outeversal once she awakens her anti spiral powers.

I still think she should be fighting her plot equivalent in Rei Ayanami with rebuild scaling instead.

The point of CAS is that he'll be relative to whoever he's fighting, ultimately winning out in the end because that's what Superman does.

You're going off some wank you saw on ComicVine, most likely. That's never a point in the actual comic and you're taking Superman's narration out of context, when in reality he's saying they're both giving it their all. Superman actually lost the fight until Zillo Valla distracted Mandrakk and got deep fried for her trouble. He never vanquished Mandrakk either, as the self-proclaimed vampire-god showed up later in the Unexpected (2018) rubbing it in the reader's face that he survived by landing on the Dark Multiverse and Superman didn't get the job done. He was defeated when his hunger for positive matter was converted into hunger for dark matter.
This is also neglecting to mention that the Thought Robot was damaged beyond repair.

unless he's got confirmation from reliable sources of it happening like Constantine for some fucking reason then we can't say it's legitimate

Who wins Simon vs Alternity Optimus?

Ouch! I can't take much more of this! These Knightmare frames will be the end of meeee-Aiiiieeeeee! *Sobs*

overall i think both composite Rei vs Nia or Composite Asuka vs Yoko could work

Heck some might actuallly argue the eva girls win via scaling to the whole reality fiction thing around the anti multiverse.

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K,b,c.

Wouldn't that technically just out them at Otoko tier though?

Alternity Optimus should fight Mazinger Zero.

12 dimensions vs 11

you need to use another Optimus that scales to the full dimensions of the multiverse if you want him to win

When the pinnacle of physical force battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!

How inaccurate is this nowadays?

I've never understood why Getter Emperor was above STTGL

The same and El hermano goes to special tier

Genesic Gaogaigar higher on the power level scale than Nono

Extremely inaccurate.

someone should remake this for /dbg/ because it's very outdated

"Simon, but his rate of evolution is infinitely faster than normal Simon"

"A character that's capable of somehow deleting Spiral Power at a conceptual level greater than the Anti Spiral"

The Spiral Nemesis, if you can call it a 'character'

There, I just made up two characters that could do it and one that could already exist in TTGL.
There's probably some goofy xianxia or SCP or Suggsverse character that can beat Simon, but in terms of actual serious published media that gets actually passed around these circles Simon will just be the strongest, both in terms of dumbass statement wank and actual shown feats.

I need a girlfriend like Nia bros

Because is the better franchise.

Bobobo would actually just rape all these characters. It's not even funny.

If Simon merged with every alternate universe version of himself, does that mean he also merged with Simonla Rosechu?

India is filled with many Nias

Post Bobobo destroying a universe.

Find human sized boxes you might get lucky like Simon or unlucky like Kyle

...Cried Bobobo because he was getting brutally molested by everyone on that list

El Hermano is too low and the lack of Gohan Blanco is noticeable unless he's off-screen at the top

Yeah, but hey, at least they have a matchup that is relevant.

I do see Asuka fighting like, Tron Bonne or fucking Dva overwatch but... i dunno, those do not seem to be that good.

Rei is only matched against Zero 2 but not many really know about that the series she is from anymore.

Bobobo has 0 universal feats btw, biggest ToonFRAUD of all time

Bobobo would be stopped by his Uncle Grandpa and it would be very funny.

Anon, you could throw Thanos at Simon and he'd end up looking like wild berry flavored donut in an hour. I don't know if even Galactus could beat him. Simon is just built different.

Zero Two is a mix of Rei and Asuka, pitting her against just one of them doesn’t feel right.

Anon…

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"Superman will always be as strong as he needs to be to win"

What did DB mean by this?

I skimmed reddit (kill me) and found a "who's the strongest db character now" and they get mad when you point out what you just did lmao

In a hypothetical /DBG/ Tierlist who would be number one? Swanked Dio, KINGtos, Simon, or someone else?

Chuck norris

kingtos has been dodging the fuck out of shovel knight every time he shows up.

The strongest character of all time cannot be a dumb, stinky, BRAT! He can't!

FRAUDtos got one of the most fraudulent wins if all time and he’s STILL ducking Shovel Knight.

Yogiri, Anos, xianxia, bugs bunny

Bugs Bunny

The rest

All Daffy victims.vmyns

that brat turned into a handsome young man who saved the universe. have some respect!

Simon beating swanked dc cosmology is too funny not to put at the top.

Popeye and Bugs Bunny. And probably the Beyonder if his subconscious feels like being actually powerful again. You could make some INSANE assumptions about the Beyonder in particular
And Chuck Norris too

anti-spiral got killed with one drill punch from Simon with no mecha
I will keep reminding you of this until you acknowledge it

Doomguy?????? What are you doing with Cortana?????????

OH NO-

Holy fuck lol

Fueled by his boundless beyond fiction spiral power

I have never had sex anon

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Listen here, funky glasses. First you pick a fight with me, then you DRILL through my favorite food truck, and NOW you want to shake the entire universe just to trash my robot? Alright, it's on.

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Bobobo about to get his fraud check deposited into his account.

CAN’TEVENKILLCORONAgiri

You will now notice that none of the people posting names have proved it...

clearly we make a new tier list only to them put that at the bottom of the old tier list but still above Gamerafag

Swanked DIO

Alfags waking up in cold sweats after having nightmares of DIO dumpstering the Hellsing verse will never not be funny to me.

holy fuck nia is perfect

Why are Bobobo so loud every time, their series isn't particularly strong, popular or good.

Simon....

Because they simply can't.

So fucking tired of niggas with energy beams

WHERE ARE THE DIRTY BLOODY STREET FIGHTS BETWEEN POWERLESS HUMANS???

The virginity level in this thread?

BEYOND INFINITE OMNIVERSAL SPACE TIME INFINITE POCKET DIMENSIONAL TIMELINES

I know, Simon

It’s funny and Bobobo is one of the most cartoony anime characters ever made, he’s still a fraud though.

we used to have this

0 mention of cuck whatsoever

man what happened? we used to be civilized

India happened.

Wait for Undyne Vs Majima.

Alright Simonfags, you’ve had your fun, but time to rein it in. He is NOT beating Superman.

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Reddit

he needs to be put up against Arale in a fraud-off

Simon and Kyle are so powerful that their clash will literally reverberate through the screen to make anons to go to the gym, eat well, groom themselves and go get a girlfriend who loves them and they will get laid
They are the strongest CHADS in fiction, such a feat is trivial for them

Yeah... He's beating the presence too

Simon unofficially stole Goku's spotlight as the "he's not beating goku" guy

holy fuck

DCfags STILL coping over the recent fodderization I see

What would it take to prove it to you? If you don't have any standard of proof then it's pretty pointless NLF wank, simonfags simply can't be reasoned with.

these threads went to shit before India spam happened

That fat retard solos Goku and Bejita.

it's pretty pointless NLF wank, simonfags simply can't be reasoned with.

Simon can clear all of dc. But he cant beat marvel baby

I mean, you could start with ANY, that'd be swell.

Unofficially?

Goku has gotten his ass beat 3 fucking times by Supes so it's not that surprising
and yeah Simon WOULD shitwalk Supes with how they scaled him

Simon is good and Doom is evil
Good always wins

The Raven vs Phoenix video was already posted anon......

Lay out how you think Simon could be defeated first, I want to know from a simonfag where his limits actually are, not a meme answer.

Uh yeah and he solos FRAUDvel too, Ch/a/ds are just too strong and SOIddit will ALWAYS glaze capeshit, this wasn’t just a victory for Anon Babblenons, it was a victory for the entire human race

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Nu-uh, he has no limits remember. Even DB still thinks superman would win.

Look, I posted characters that could be ARGUED to have a CHANCE to TIE with Simon... maybe.. S-stop asking for the impossible..

Just how utterly and completely beyond frustrated would Doom get at Simon just surpassing and breaking through anything and everything he tried throwing his way, not by being smarter, not by being more skilled, but just through sheer endless indomitable willpower

Good always wi-AAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOODBROS WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!????

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Y-You go first so I can just nitpick whatever criteria you lay out!

Leftoid tactic

This classic decade+ old image
Someone should make a Simon/STTGL version

Thought Robot Scales higher because he uses the power of everyone who enjoys hopeful stories past and present.

You could probably throw the outer gods at Simon and he'd somehow win through sheer fucking will and bullshit

Why do you think your criteria is going to be nitpicked? I'm asking you to lay it out so I can see what character would fit. That's not setting you up to be nitpicked you paranoid schizo.

Black Adam

Good

K, b, c.

The Lion does not concern himself with scaling.

Can you make a truly unbeatable character?

if you want actual characters like that then go to isekai light novels
that entire genre is so genuinely shameless when it comes to "nuh uh my character is the strongest guy ever" and it's not close
special mention goes to Rimuru, Anos Voldigoad, and Yogiri for 'generic japanese anime character that somehow shitstomps up to omniversal'

Very ESL image.

QUANTUM AND CAUSALITY YOU SAY? DEMONBANE CONTROLS QUANTAM AND CAUSALITY.

Very Indian.

Seeand

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Was this OOC? It felt really weird compared to the tone of the rest of the fight

Reed is smarter, more skilled and has more willpower than Doom already
It would probably completely mindbreak him to see there's someone above Reed (and who also made a utopia on his own earth then decided to go back to a simple lifestyle instead of ruling over it like a god-king)

Calling Adam good is like saying that Frieza is good because he helped out in the TOP.

I see this posted a lot, what does it mean?

This place will seethe so fucking much when Aang ends up jobbing against The Genshin MC
I don't know if I want them to use Aether or Lumine, each would bring a different flavor of meltdowns

yes by never sharing them with anyone else and keeping them sealed in your mind palace
that way whenever anyone says "this character is the strongest ever" you can think to yourself "no they aren't" then proceed to make your character stronger and nobody can disprove it

Not many enjoy DC comics as Dragon Ball / Manga i can tell you that.

How much seethe would Superman vs Simon generate now that Fruadku has been usurped?

They should make a new DC event called "the meltdown" and it's just about the outerversal abstract of coping with the cosmology wrecking resulting from the DB infecting everyone.

You already know everything Simon is working with from the Death Battle, why can't you just go off that and start explaining how someone else does better?

a villain wouldn't say "The hierarchy of power in the DC Universe is about to change" and then Black Adams all over the heroes to save the multiverse

DBSpic talk for kek, based, canon

Because.......I can't.......

This was made before indians were a thing on the net, probably by an eaatern euro at worst

It's 'kek, based, checked'
/dbs/ version of a reddit upvote
DB laid out zero weaknesses, like I said how are you actually supposed to reason with that when someone asks for a character that could defeat Simon. At best you just go with another no limits man and it's a never ending argument.

Did he...made em slightly tanner than usual?

a villain wouldn’t [do something that ultimately prevents him from fucking dying]

Probably not that much. Superman is probably going to fight Sentry next year.

Anons take DB's research at face value...

This was an old ass image, before jeets discovered the internet

Any additions? Or changes?

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no but a villain would massacre an entire country for no reason

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A fight between Superman and Simon would indefinitely mind rape every single mexican power scaler on the planet. Not only did they get behind the wrong shonen power protag with Dragon Ball they got behind the wrong Mech series with Evangelion. 100,000,000 fat midwit mexicans going comatose across the world from pixels on a screen. Could you imagine?

If you find Death Battle so unreasonable with its analysis then why are you even here...?

Politics out of nowhere. Wtf?

99.99% of Indians did not have Internet when that image was made.

with this logic Death Battle Kratos could kill Simon which sounds strange and uncomfortable

You're right, KINGTOS was downplayed by shart battle

It's funny how hard DC tried to shill him and it flopped like everything else they do

Kek!

??????
This place is practically Death Battle hate central

ITS NOT INDIAN ITS NOT INDIAN ITS NOT INDIAN I SWEAR

PIPE DOWN. NOW!!
I was JUST making an observation.

I see now
at least the semi-arguably strongest isn't some obscure generic manwha twink or a boring deity, rather someone from a respected anime who symbolizes the indomitable will humans possess
thank you for trying anons, I'm not sure if these characters could outscale Simon's spiral bullshittery but you lot probably know better than me on this so I'll have these in mind
also checked

If Superman wins, i thnk someone might actually go try to beat up ben and chad

if Simon wins, everyone celebrates on the streets

All Simonshitters must fucking hang

Thank you. Now let the thread die.

Speak for yourself, I enjoy most of the videos.

The starting difference between Simon and Kyle was 11D Vs 12.3D, and Simon has shown that he can make that leap in power near instantly.
The starting difference in power between Asura and Kratos was 92K universes Vs 9,900,000 universes, and Asura has shown that he needs time to make massive leaps in strength.
Not at all since base Simon was put at 11D infinite multiversal in base.

I was going to wait a couple of threads before pointing this out.
You know what's more egregious?
Think about this

Simon wins because he will grow in power

Plus he has resistances against Kyle's hax even if he starts weaker

But...

Ashura loses because apparently Kratos would win before he can grow in power

He has resistances against the things that could actually kill him but... Kratos is stronger so he overrides said resistances

Yes they Unironically argued the Blade of Olympus would ignore his specific resistance against energy drain because apparently he drained other characters that were stronger...

Worst mindbreak would probably be Simon deciding that he can't just protect his universe from Doom but also needs to liberate the people of Doom's universe from him, starting with Latveria

And now Doom has the most existential crisis in that there's someone who can not just defeat him, but bring utopia to his people in the process

If my favorite guy doesn't win someone will violently assault random people on the internet providing entertainment

uh... okay

when did this place start posting about India anyways?

Superman would fight Thor, Sentry, and Goku again before he fights Simon.

Only for people who cried while watching GvS2. Everyone else is either indifferent, likes the show, or hates the reasoning/logic and not the show itself.

when cuck posting first began, I think it was during the waiting period for kratosura and it was first Yabba Kratos and Asura, then Thor and Superman and then it spiraled out of control

God, the animation was so fucking shit this episode

Not only is that false (Ashura literally surpassed a being massively stronger than him in his base from in seconds) but Kratos legit has 0 ways of Killing Ashura for good.
He literally comes back from the dead instantly and DB explicitly ignored this because otherwise there's no way for Kratos to win even if he is 36281736391 dimensional

You buffoon, Thought Robot represents ALL stories of hope.

tbf india brought this upon themselves

If they didnt want to get mocked by the global audience, they wouldnt be shitting on the streets or being NOTORIOUS scam call center callers

Nigger, we’ve been jerking off the newest episode for over a day now

Nta but this show is VERY hit or miss for me. These threads are a hodgepodge of things and not limited to Death Battle episodes. All kinds of battle boarding rats hang out here

Right? Why did Kratos even turn into Sora? What were they THINKING?!?!

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World Refusals absolutely neg. There is no quantitative jump from orders of infinity Simon could make to overcome that.

Well, Goku represents all stories of self improvement, courage and determination.

Bulma also considers Goku hope, so its possible he could drain the hope out of superman and expose him for the mary sue mockery of the concept he is.

"Oh boy i hope superman comes and solves my problems for me!"

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Everyone else is either indifferent, likes the show, or hates the reasoning/logic and not the show itself.

I don't see many here who are in love with the show itself, there's a lot more hate since this is the only place where you don't get banned for shitting on the show's concept and producers/researchers.
And Krasura verdict was shat on for months straight

Sadly Reed's done that before, but it's often depicted as them just being too brainwashed and compliant into serving Doom or turning into an even worse dictatorship after he leaves.

The one thing I actually don't see Simon doing is running a country, not because he's bad at it but just because he doesn't like holding that kind of power over others

Watch out, Cosmic Armor SuperKEK.

Only someone who read Landfall and understands what c0da is could tell you that

Lust is stronger than hope so any Protagonist from an eroge or an erodoujin wins against Simon

Remember: it all started because some 2nd-gen Indian immigrant whined about Apu and got him removed from the Simpsons. Apu was the last positive Indian role model in Western culture, and without him, people could only see the ugliness.

When the fuck did Yakuza and Power Rangers get an episode together?

There is no multiversal eroge protag btw

Pay closer attention. Kyle, while stronger, didn’t have anything to permanently put down Simon outside of the LE. Kratos was both stronger and had multiple ways of putting Asura down either by just killing him on repeat or draining him to a husk. Simon had every counter in the book for Kyle’s stronger attacks.
And his massively stronger base form wasn’t comparable to Kratos’ base, and he, unlike Simon, doesn’t have a fully onscreen example of him jumping orders of magnitude in strength in an instant. That’s why absorbing his mantra was effective.

he drained other characters that were stronger

The funniest part was that they never stated who. Quite literally a “just trust me, bro”. It’s insane how much they had to bend over backwards to give Kratos the win.

Bulma never says this in the manga BTW. Goku is lying and blaming Bulma for staying dead. What a prick. Bulma wasn't even there to defend herself.

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Universal Simon Belmont should be at S

Death Battle makes a video where Simon wins and they scale him past the entire DC verse

suddenly everyone pushes Simon as the new unbeatable peak of powerscaling which plays into his powerset since he's essentially a walking NLF of "HE DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW TEAM DAI-GURREN ROLLS" Spiral Power

please for the love of god never let any actual isekai characters onto the show, people will literally never shut up

Otoko Simon rewrites the story where the fat ugly bastards get drilled

checkmate

A lot of the Kratoswank apparently came from Indians and, from the experience of anons, Indians seem to be obsessed with cuckposting. That guy who was posting about Simon being a cuck (and subsequently FLED when Simon won) was linked to some reddit account that posted on an Indian anime subreddit.

Kek wrong image.

No lies detected

The implication is Zeus since you can just directly scale him to the Primordials.

Simon either gets fraud checked down the line as Saitama did or simply banned from powerscaling debates, that's how these NLF characters go

They don't have to be.

Raj getting his will BROKEN from seeing Simon win after spamming for an entire month is one of the best things to ever happen because of Death Battle.

Godzilla Kiryu, and it's not like he's the only one to have killed Tommy on the show. Remember Epyon?

I mean, he did. Destructor Asura got fucking obliterated in a single hit and then Asura in base form jumped up massively beyond Destructor with nothing but raw anger against Chakravartin.

Death Battle just ignored the final battle entirely for some reason and tried to pass off Kratos's strength as 'an extreme lowball' but it was still only, what, a few hundred to a few million times greater than Asura? That should have perfectly achievable to surpass.

curious that it was okay when Superman had NLF applied to him but the minute someone beats DC it's a problem
it's been a day since the episode came out, things will calm down in a week

Like that guy whose cheat power is to literally kill anything (even concepts)?

CAN’TEVENKILLCORONAgiri

Death Battle just ignored the final battle entirely for some reason

The final battle is where literally all of Asura’s stats come from. The end point was that Asura wouldn’t be able to close the gap before Kratos just cuts him up since he can’t come back to life if his body parts are separated.

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And the ironic kicker was Nia's love for Simon being so strong she resisted being erased for a week, which gave Simon the feat of just saying "fuck you" to the LE. aka's DC God's will. THE POWER OF LOVE TRIUMPHED IN THE END.

They literally had to make shit up to give Kratos the win, nothing in any of his games would make him faster than an athletic human but oh I guess he put his hand in front of his face AFTER sunlight hit his face so now he’s a bajillion times faster than light now

killing him on repeat

Ashura resurrects instantly

draining him to a husk

Not only can he resist such a thing but unless you erase mantra alltogether he can even survive without his core just with pure rage
Even the rest of Kratos's hax get no spelled, soul manipulation, petrification, time manipulation, conceptual BS, Ashura has arguments to resist most of it
Again unless you explicitly ignore the Ashura's wrath manga like DB did Kratos has no means to kill Ashura.

fully onscreen example of him jumping orders of magnitude in strength in an instant

Not only he has that but he did it I'm his base form.
Kratos on the other hand doesn't get stronger over time and his rage makes him a retard unable to use his best weapons

and it obliterated the will of a cuckspammer

It's just Asura. Not Ashura.

Saying fuck you to the LE isn’t exactly a good thing. That’s like smacking an ice cream out of a kid’s hand when he’s trying to offer you a lick. The Life Equation is literally just proof that life is worth living and that you should be happy. Now saying fuck you to the ANTI-LE would be good.

The difference between KvA and KvS is that the initial gap in power difference was easily surpassed by Simon's power growth. Kyle did not have full control of the Life Equation, so any outerversal scaling that would allow him to stay outside of Simon's range for power growth was ultimately unreliable at best, if not just totally untenable.
Even if you take a modest highball of Kyle, which DB did, it's just inherently true that he doesn't demonstrate meaningful control over the LE, so he shouldn't meaningfully scale to it.
On the other hand they were working with a lowball for Kratos and a very generous estimate for Asura. Kratos has Low Complex Multi scaling. Asura is Low Multi at his very best.
The two fights are not at all comparable.

a few hundred to a few million times greater than Asura?

Kratos was only 100 times stronger at 9,000,000 universes (chainscaling him off another guy’s feats who held off another guy) compared to Asura’s 90,000 (a feat done by him directly). Kratos was not scaled to tree correctly at all, and he still wouldn’t even if they used Thor instead of Freyr. At least Asura got his calculation directly off killing Chakravartin.

they wanked him having to shield his eye from light into him being faster than light
there's not a single character wanked harder than that

Let me put this into perspective for you. Simon went from 4D Galaxy level at best to 11D infinite multiversal in the span of a few minutes.
Asura’s jump, while impressive, was from solar system level to universal. The argument is that Kratos, who in this scenario is multi in base,would have a way easier time just splitting Asura apart as opposed to Kyle who would need to go into his strongest form to even have a chance at permanently putting down Simon.

Kratos gets stabbed by a pillar and dies

Asura gets stabbed by an army's worth of spears and doesnt even slow down

Asura stopped a planet sized finger in his first boss fight

Kratos...never did anything close

Some DCfaggot making cuck posts against Simon before the fight had a little slip a few days prior where he accidentally posted a shitty pajeet meme of his instead of the usual NTRanny doujin panels

Checks

Simon post gets mass downvoted

Fags complaining about "Agenda Scaling" for Simon

Weaklings FEAR the drill!

Asura went from sub planetary to 91,000 x universal also in minutes considering base form surpassed Chakravartin who casually finger flicked away his strongest form and can come back from the dead pretty much instantly per the manga.
Kratos was just '9 million universal' assuming 1% of the Yggdrasil feat and at 100% was only 900 million universal.

There's a reason why people were dooming Simon was going to lose because the logic used for Asura if applied to the Simon match would have made Simon lose had Death Battle been a little less picky. They got the verdict right this time. They fucked up for Asura, hard.

Yeah, and I'm joining. You're next too

MGQ's protagonist has merged with all forms of himself one of which has destroyed universes for generations, and fused with the embodiment of Chaos becoming an immortal deity presiding over all time-space to patch up holes across the multiverse

They fucked up for Asura, hard

I don’t think it goes any deeper than that. I don’t think they were favoring Simon over Asura. Remember Krasura is the same fight that has Kratos scaled over a quadrillion speed of light off of killing a 5% HP Helios (who was blasted down by a regular ballista and crippled by some other dude). The whole fight was fucked.

Yeah. It just sucks man. I'm glad Simon won, and he should have won, and he avenged a fellow featsCHAD. But man knowing that if they had just used the same logic used for Simon vs. Kratos that fight would've been a wash really sucks.