Dota: Dragon's Blood

Ahem.

Lina >= Filomena > Auroth > Marci > Mirana > Rylai >>> powergap >>> Luna > literal shit > power gap > Selemene

It's as shrimple as that.

Wait they actually bothered to show Lina "my last name is legally not allowed to be said outloud" in this thing?

Yeah and she was the best thing about the show.

This is just what happened when you let some Saudi prince with more dollars than sense fund a project. He just took what was popular and smashed it all together because he has zero sense of cohesive style or understanding of aesthetics and story telling.

What?
Is it schizo hours or something?

Show me all the dragons in this show. Dragons are all I care about

I mean I both prefer Saudi princes who do that instead of funding terrorism as part of looneytunes plans to go up in the succession, and also this is still a better and more sincere method of cartoon creation that like 80% of the slop that otherwise gets made today, sad as that is, so I'll take it I guess.

Couldn't even be bothered to start season 3. Bland characters doing bland things wearing dota skinsuits.

t. 8k hour player

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Figured she was too sexy for Netflix

Nah, she was great and did some burninating.

I feel like knowing dota is probably what hinders people's enjoyment.
Coming into it with no preconceived notions of anything I had a blast with all 3 seasons.

Failed attempt to compete with Arcane

League won
DotA lost

Yeah awkwardly inject modern politics and virtue signalling into your fucking fantasy game that always works out.

Still better that DotArd Fagon's Blood

You realize that's the equivalent of winning the Special Olympics right

I think this show unironically mogs arcane s2.

It was mid and looked way worse because Arcane was coming out at the same time. It had it's moments though.

I also can't believe they unironically ended the show with Miranda barefoot and pregnant

No that's a pretty accurate description of how the show was made

Shit mispelled PotM

arcane

arcane

holy rent free

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CHADvoker>>>everyone else

I also can't believe they unironically ended the show with Miranda barefoot and pregnant

I will now watch your show.

It's true.
He literally did nothing wrong,

Don't you have a sister to seethe about rylai?

She's a pyromancer, being a mass murderer is LITERALLY part of the fucking job description. What you hire a fucking Bright Wizard do you expect him to set his fireball to nonlethal?

2016+9
Dota is still fun
League has banned lane-swapping
If this is what defeat is like I'd rather lose

Why so worked up?
I didn't say it was a bad thing.

Lina is hot, HOT

dota is still fun

i dropped it when they added those new neutral item drops and forced everyone to jungle
like the game wasn't complicated enough with juggling all the other shit

Thank you Muslim Monarchs for giving me Marci

Mechanical bloat is fun. Who doesn't enjoy keeping track of thousands of item-hero combos

I enjoyed the show, but to be honest I actually had no idea Dota even had lore, I just always think of it as that silly Warcraft 3 mod despite knowing it’s come a long way.

I mean it doesn't really.
Just a bunch of paragraphs to outline basic backstories and interactions.

At least I'm glad we all agree that this elf whore slut sucks.

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For me, it's yandere Luna

luna

I mean I don't hate her but she looks too butch for me, but more power to you.

becomes a goddess

makes worshipping her into orgies

I gotta give points for originality, usually elves are total prudes, not the horny poly pods these elves got going on.

wasn't that selemene?
i vaguely remember fymryn becoming a goddess but i don't remember her doing orgies
but it's been a while