We're so back

Leaf kino is back on the menu

I'm ready to be hurt again, Trey

The drug I buy every weekend. It makes me feel better than coke and I fly around in my head

Ketamine is becoming more popular now than ever. But you're all shut in you wouldn't know

y'all really are fourteen-years-old huh
anyways it's horse tranquilizer

all that finished footage

Wait, so are they making this season in advance for a change?

this, I heard an ad for it on the radio the other day and I live in Texas

Wouldn't be surprised if some of those scenes don't make it into the final episodes, there'd be cases even earlier on like for season 6 where they'd already have some episodes in the can for trailers, but there'd still be noticeable differences by airtime.

Are you a complete social retard? Ketamine is all over the place now.

Wow all a year paat relevancy
As bad as family dude

Literally the drug Elon Musk is famous for being on now.

I dont live in the US anon, my country is mostly just Coke and Smack

I just got my delivery of k from the dark web today, plug added a 0.8 to my 3.5

Starvin' Marvin is back

Oh okay South Park

Turkey , not furry

Starvin Marvin was the best

My excitement for this is proportional to the amount of Randy.

i think they were all made just for the video. it doesn't say trailer it just says teaser. everyone expects south park to make topical references so it's just another layer to the fake-trailer joke. remember that the promotional images for season 26 had cuthulu in it.

They literally didn't have any ideas until this year
Good thing it only takes a week to make an episode

planes crashing

kyle being turned into a chicken to lay more eggs/ he got birdflu

canada conflict

diddy

cali fires

marklar exposure

ketamine to help with depression ( this is a bit old but it is true in small amounts)

more abortion shit?

It’s Elon’s drug of choice. I guess Randy is gonna be the Elon substitute like how Garrison was for Drumpf

France taking back the statue of liberty as if it was a Native American Gift.

I've taken it in troche form every single day for a few years now, and have had week long in-hospital infusions, and years of 200mg infusions 2 days out of every month. It is the best.

The infusions sort of separate your psyche from the rest of you and get you in touch with an ideal self, it feels like all the rust and sediment of your ego, traumas, problems etc, flake off, and you're thinking as this perfect over-self that sees things really clearly. Like any drug or trip, holding onto that when you come down is the problem. The daily troches are really calming and relaxing.

Ketamine is the single best music drug, far and away, listening to an album or song during an infusion is like being inside it and downloading it into your bones for all time. The first week-long trip was gnarly though and I was definitely on a fractal plane at points.

Boy, what a wild year 2025 was.

Im surprised that it took them this long to make a episode based on the Israel Vs. Palestine conflict

I just saw that as Canada attacking and you can't take back a gift once you've given it especially when the people who gave it are long dead.

worst and least interesting parts of the trailer are the parts with Randy

As expected.
It wasn't even because it's him, it's because I can already tell it's the same fucking thing they do every time now of "Randy gets into [current topic] and takes it too far"

The whole 'character takes things too far' is already a core part of most South Park plots. The problem is that Randy Marsh isn't compelling enough to carry it as a main character. He works better in smaller doses as a side character like in the middle seasons.

special K is a veterinarian tranquilizer that junkies consume for the woozy gooey feeling

What will South Park's take on the Palestine Conflict be? How will it be parodied?

more Randy shit

South Park's last season feels like it was forever ago. I can't even blame Discovery for getting angry with Matt & Trey

Randy remains hilarious and Randy Chads stay winning

It's confirmed to be Canada vs. France

it sounds like you don't live in a country of fags. good man