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A Dance In Fire

elf wins

No it's cringe the elf is supposed to lose every time.

I don't think it's ok to murder and eat someone just for making some puns

I feel like she needs at least 1 "win" to show that she's still formidable, just completely retarded when it comes to being in a group with her party members and her human male.

I bet you hated every episode of Tom & Jerry where they allied up.

I think you're a delicious fucking retard.

She clearly isn't horsing around.

Looks like he's now up to 3 jokes!

Like the Donner party, just put your best leg forward.

Not his best work.

there was one old guy the donner party left to starve because he was annoying the rest of the group. the indians found him, and he’s one of the few who survived.

to show that she's still formidable

but she's not formidable not even the people of her race takes her seriously.

I hope the human knows not to stick his dick in crazy

Indians, you mean the native Mexicans?

wtf she murdered him
I get that she's a cunt but this is going a bit too far

feather indians. they were a nuisance to the group throughout the trip. i don’t remember them encountering mexicans until the end

No he means Indians. The party was led astray because of bad tech support.

I bet she fucked the horse to death first.

I'm from San Jose California and was looking up history. Apparently some people from San Jose when it was Mexico discovered someone from the Donner party looking for help while the rest where in a cave came and helped them back to SJ.

I fucking laughed

TWO JOKES

They just got over an Elf - Centaur war, and this bitch is already trying to start another one.

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gas the centaurs, race war now.

the artist is baiting centaur horsecock rape porn of his OC. dont fall for it

dont fall for it

Isn't this what we all want anyway? Bratty Elves need rape correction.

You are now realizing that centaurs have two spines.

Society would be an actual utopia if it were acceptable to kill and eat people who are insufferable and annoying

or one really long spine

She killed the goblin before

Ignites the Elvish-Centaur Wars by turning the Centaur diplomat into sausage

The have one spine, but two ribcages.

The Goblin died of depression. The Elf was too disgusted to even go near him.

And two penises.

That face at the end lmao

Reminds me of jerry

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Why this remind me of that one battle from lotr

NEW JOKE

Anon Babble Anon Babble vore?

Because the gag is blending together the scene where Isildur goes "no" and the one where Aragorn says "for Frodo". A lot of the elf faces are direct references to memes from other media.

But it's okay if they don't speak

ridiculous, also shut up :)

Centaurs would make terrible heavy cavalry, either being ridden by others or armoured and charging the enemy.

NORMAL WORDS

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either being ridden by others

gay

armoured and charging the enemy.

chad

This isn't a centaur™.
A centaur™ is half man and half horse.
He looks more like an elktaur.
So... probably... the elf was right this time.

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NO ELON NO DON'T DOGE ME!

Based
Not so sure about the eating part tho

Posting the superior edit.

She wouldn't lower herself to say that. Inferior being language

the first time this stupid "elf girl makes dumb faces" thing actually made me laugh

one joke

in this case, you could say a
one trick pony

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I think your definition of utopia might need some revision. Also, you are looking mighty tasty from where I am standing.

Why are so many generic webcomic authors Finns?

I hate this ugly elf princess.

She's really cute when she's not making stupid meme faces.

If she hates them so much, why does she keep adventuring with them?

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The standoff happened from her making some public remark.
They probably can't accuse her of ghosting someone who wandered off on his own in a monster filled world unless he specifically told someone he was going to piss off that one elf.

I will say it's a bit fucked Merrivius had people as nice as the High Priestess and Archer eat him.
Easier to swallow Orc and Dwarf doing it, pun intended.

They are the only group of people that don't get annoyed by her antics.

You are looking pretty delicious yourself. Can't wait to butch you up and cook you.

just charges at the entire army by herself

ballsy