Death Battle

FUARKKKKK!!!

HEROES!

M-My knees... they're instinctively touching the ground...

The strongest

My verse just exploded....

... Flash victim.

…its laundry machine.

They're fighting to find out which one of them loses to Superman first btw

…not including Quicksilver

The entire Justice League died from the shockwaves this fight caused btw

>Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow

F-F-F-FUCK. Are you saying Chief's attacks are mountain busting PLUS?

Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger...to ME!

HOLY FUARK WE'RE SO POWERFUL

RIVALS!!

SIlverbloome says hello

ENTERRRRRR

TROONhousisters.....

...Jobbed to GODtriox the UNSTOPPABLE STRONGEST OF THE STRONG

A mysterious challenger appears

CHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhouCHADhou

That clash soloes all of Invincible.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

I see that Fleetway Sonic has been ignored.

I think that there needs to be a massive Archie verse debunk.

Could Archie and his Riverdale crew take on Richie and his Happy Days gang?

Sonicfags won't let that happen.

Our electric jobbers...

Composite Archie is too powerful, but basically any normal version of Archie probably loses.

composite Archie

Elaborate, and keep in mind Happy Days has alternate media as well.

Forerunner are boundless and outscales anything in Doom. They literally use infinite multiverses as fuel. Their weapons are going to shred right through Doomslayer and turn his physical body into data. Cortana scales to Forerunner AI so she can also just hack Doomslayer's suit so Chief can just one shit him with a Binary Rifle. (Forerunner weapon) Master Chief and his blue Waifu will out lore Doomslayer. Their bullshitnis just to powerful for Hell. Which gets nuked by Cortana warping Halo rings into Hell.

Low Multi at best

I actually read the Archie Comics and it is just so crazy that the people that will say that Silver Age Superman doesn't count because it is too silly count will pretend that Archie Sonic would be coherent if the characters were capable of everything they did during the earlier issues.
The sheer amount of suffering that the characters would have to just be allowing to happen would make Psychoku look like a saint.

CCC Gilgamesh could instantly kill those two jobbers by just showing off his junk.
#TooStrongForDeathBattle

Holy FUARK…

What comic is this? Looks cool

My verse just got OBLITERATED…

God vs The Devil!!

BASED

DEVASTATES ur verse :3

Fate/Stay…

Archie vs Predator has Archie become a mutate super soldier that can fight a Yautja in a one on one.

ENTER

…’s laundry.

BELIEVE

AAAAIIIEEEEE SUPERCHAD-SAMA U ARE TOO POWAFUL (﹏)

Not out yet, it is Incredible Hulk #25 set to come out on May 21st.

LSSJ Max power vs Thor holding back while in base

Yep.

Is it a good run?

Max power Thor while Broly isn’t even using LSS3

Yep.

Stand aside Thor, I'll take it from here

...my HERO's bitch.

Master CHADief…

...my HERO's bitch.

-itchbreaker, DoomChaddy is taking my wife out tonight!

Thank you, my dear friend. This laundry is too much for one god!

....so that I can give Superman sloppy toppy so that he doesn't GAPE your Nordic cheeks too badly....

And by taking out the laundry, I believe you mean taking out that big green brute that is currently beating you black and blue. Not to worry, I'll hang him out to dry in just a second buddy

HOMOSEXUALFANTASIESman

Sorry but no idea, I only reverse image searched to tell you what it was from.

Halo is a failed franchise

Hasn't even had a decent game in over a decade

TV show was an embarrassment

Microsoft bought Bethesda solely because of how much FAIL stink radiates off Halo

Master Queef is now being ritually humiliated by being sacrificed to CHAD Slayer in the most horrific shitstomp in Death Battle history

It ain't easy being a Halobuck...

topping another man is the straightest thing you can ever do, it's the ultimate form of dominance and superiority over another male in the pack

Thanks bro

s-shut up! Just you wait, Halo will definitely be back and b-better than ever even!

topping another man is the straightest thing you can ever do

Spoken like a true faggot.

You're gay, and your fat doughy ass is getting purged from le pack, degenerate.

Fastest projection in the west

Kys, trannies

jobber

Powerplex killed an alternate Mark.

MY SCREEN IS SHAKING!!!

It's about Hulk travelling across the country fighting all kinds of eldritch monsters while a teenage girl follows him around. I like it but it's kind of repetitive.

Fucking Madman killed an alternate mark with a yoyo. And made jokes about it while doing so.

I’ve seen people scale the “^2.5” multiplier of Black Flashes up to planet level

Yeah, JJK calcs are a prime example of "retarded Powerscaling math"
A character with blow up a chunk of a city, leaving a bunch of city left completely intact, and someone on VSBW will go and calc the attack to be Island Level.
There's literally a calc of City level Yuji from that one moment he jumped and made a building crumble.

They used BF to scale his speed, implying he can do it consistently, so shouldn’t the AP from BF be consistent, too?

That's the neat part, it isn't. Even DB knows it, but without BF scaling Mahito ends up with legit nothing. He would be around Maki or Toji's levels of speed and that's still second hand scaling, take into account that Nobara could pretty much keep up with him during Shibuya.

That speaks highly of Madman doever.

Thor is an annoying character with regards to analyzing the continuity of his strength. Even more than Superman, Thor is such a jobber when it comes to what he's done successfully and what he's failed to accomplish. It has only gotten worse since he's become All-Father. He should be a cornerstone of the current Marvel cosmos, but he still gets in trouble against a Hulk that isn't even at world breaker levels of enragement.

Also, let's not forget they Unironically put a black box stating not only that they buy Relativistic to FTL JJK (LMAO) but that somehow Mahito could scale to said "FTL feats" that happen at the end of the story... How?
Mahito died MONTHS before even the culling games happened, let alone the Shinjuku showdown.

Bejitabro btw

My favorite character is Bejita btw

classic gokubro

Actual Bejitabro here. This is not true, my HERO has literally never topped anyone.

If you can't find a woman to fuck then you're not a real man in my book.

K, b, c.

t. zesty black buck

Rare Kratosbro W

...says the Spartan who was raped countless times by soldiers as a young boy as was considered custom.

This is just conveniently ignoring the fact that each time Mahito is affected by decay, thats still a chunk of him lost all the same (Chunk of Cursed Energy if agreeing Decay can only destroy that, Soul if it can) while Shiggy is too weirdly malleable in both body and spirit for Idle Transfiguration to be effective either, which is the only thing Mahito has that even could do any damage to the guy.

He was never going to win this.

It's cause it very easy to argue that MHA as a whole beats JJK on a case to case basis, with Shigi's win in mind. They were desperate to stop this before it snowballed.

t. jewish history teacher

Still seething! Another W!

Proof that Kratos was? And no, your fantasies don't count.

Post Kratos being raped

Is this how child Kratos danced for Leonidas and Lycurgus before they DP'd his 8 year old ass

I…. CAN NOT……..

I… AM INCAPABLE!!!!!

Spartans weren't even white faggot
Pederasty in Sparta was extremely highly encouraged if you wanted to be a citizen/warrior, maybe Kratos could have escaped it but it would have been very unlikely

KINGtos WON

Is there any hope?

FTL Shibuya Yuji huh? Good to know where they stand.

..the saddest lil phony award because of all those dishonest Kratosfags

Man, I swear... I'm tired of all this downplay!!

What web novel

it is a meme making fun of the tendency of light novels to be batshit insane

KINO.

Yeah It reminded me of light novel Kars or light novel Kamen Rider Ex-aid, but it's so convincing I thought it might simply be real.

My favorite part of the webnovel was when Gojo created an entire universe using his limitless technique so both him and Yuji could train unrestrained, then the clash of their black flashes destroyed that entire universe. Gojo was impressed Yuji could release that much power and it foreshadowed his creation aspect.

Firstly, it was just relativistic and LS.
Secondly, they scaled him to that speed via Todo, who was out of commission for majority of the story (as in his last fight was against Mahito), who could keep with Four Armed Sukuna, the guy who was fighting evenly with farmer femboy and was capable of evading his EM wave attacks. That’s really the only scaling chain.
I don’t know who the hell you’re talking to if they’re getting fucking planet level from the BF’s power increase, but regardless that power increase only applies to that one specific move in that one specific instance, so you can’t apply that to their base power.

That's the neat part, it isn't.

*loud buzzer sound*
Gojo and other sorcerers are capable of perceiving the inescapable “spark” of Cursed Energy, even if they happen within microseconds. That alone lets them scale to a BF’s output, at least in terms of perception.

CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!

GOLD
MOLD

No matter what you do, you will not convince me to care about Skylanders.

they scaled him to that speed via Todo, who was out of commission for majority of the story (as in his last fight was against Mahito)

And returned with a busted power up

who could keep with Four Armed Sukuna

A half dead, Sukuna with no heart, no RCT, no CT, limited CE, and with the help of half the manga. Plus he only "kept up" with him because of the toy attached to his missing hand, the second Sukuna pulled another domain out of his ass he had to flee

the guy who was fighting evenly with farmer femboy and was capable of evading his EM wave attacks

The guy who fought Kashimo wasn't as messed up as the one Todo fought, plus the EM wave shit is fraudulent af but even if we take it at face value Mahito of all people had absolutely no business scaling to that in any conceivable way.

Gojo and other sorcerers are capable of perceiving the inescapable “spark” of Cursed Energy, even if they happen within microseconds.

They literally can't do that willingly, whenever Gojo or Sukuna land a black flash is just because they are in "The zone" not because they will it.

That alone lets them scale to a BF’s output, at least in terms of perception.

Not only that makes 0 sense but it also contradicts the story.
The only sorcerer that surpasses Gojo when it comes to number of consecutive black Flashes is Yuji at the end of the series, meaning that in Shibuya Gojo was both the fastest sorcerer alive and the one who could chain the most BF.
Yet he needed 4 minutes to even kill 1000 fodder curses and had to exclude the special grades because he literally had no time to kill them all after his 0.2 second domain.
Someone who moves at mach 980 (or whatever the number was) wouldn't have this problem at all.
For you to scale anyone to the speed of a black flash means you legit have to ignore a good chunk of the story

In the time before the titans, before the gods of Olympus, a great battle was waged. The Wrath of the Primordials. The very beings who forged the earth, raged out of control for an eternity. And from this rage, this madness of war, the furies were brought forth.

This is literally the entirety of what Kratos scalers start their chainscaling from.
From the text alone, the Primordials had already created the world before their conflict had started, which in turn enforces the notion that the actual animation is just a metaphor for the events and the only thing that was created as a result of their fighting were the Furies.
This as also implies that Ouranos is likely weaker than he is in other mythological canons, since other works have put him as the creator, but here he is only one of several.

Bring me Thor!
Bring me Hulk!
Bring me Kratos!
Bring me Koffing!
Bring me Super Man!
Bring me Dr. Manhattan!
Bring me Yujiro!
It's Monday, and therefore movie night!
What should we watch friends?

busted

Dude his clapper is only “busted” in the sense that it’s great at disorienting enemies. It didn’t give him a power boost.

A half dead, Sukuna with no heart, no RCT, no CT, limited CE, and with the help of half the manga.

You realize that Fushikuna was the one who fought Kashimo WITHOUT the boost right? As in, the Sukuna who had a foot in the grave, recently got nuked, expended majority of his energy on a Domain war, and had one eye blocked by blood. It doesn’t matter if Todo was keeping up with a harmed FAKuna, he kept up with him AFTER an even worse off version of him just finished dodging EM waves.

Mahito of all people had absolutely no business scaling to that in any conceivable way.

Todo literally did nothing but sit on his ass after losing his hand to Mahito. Maybe if he actually fought or something afterwards and grew stronger, you’d have a point, but as far as we know he was still on par with his Shibuya self, who full power Mahito smacked silly. He can speed scale.

They literally can't do that willingly

Okay so you just don’t know what’s being talked about. I’m referring to sorcerers being able to perceive these sparks, which aren’t connected to BF. They happen in a snap and good fighters can still notice them. That’s what’s being talked about. Being able to perceive them at all grants some form of speed scaling.

For you to scale anyone to the speed of a black flash means you legit have to ignore a good chunk of the story

Your argument hinges on Gojo not speedblitzing fodder curses (which he did) because if he was oh so fast he should’ve been able to handle them all immediately (which he did). You realize that the biggest issue in the train station was not accidentally murdering innocents right? That the normal ass humans all around him were slowing him down.

it's been months now
move on

All those characters raping the JOByonder!

It's been 2 months now. how long will you keep reminding me that my lore scaling isn't real?

Maybe until Doomguy VS Chief depending on how that goes

my HERO is undefeated against children

based Yujiro

All those characters KNEELING to CHADyonder!

What if I started breastfeeding you?

FRAUDyonder

Just another FODDER for Hal Jordan!

Who will in turn and kneel to CCC Gilgamesh.

Hal Jordan’s VICTIMIZER out of NOWHERE

Dude his clapper is only “busted” in the sense that it’s great at disorienting enemies

Yes, that's literally the whole reason why Yuji and Todo could even exist around Sukuna in that fight.
Let me remind you that even with all his injuries Sukuna still played around with Yuji to the point he threw him away like a potato sack once Yuta in Gojo's body appeared.

You realize that Fushikuna was the one who fought Kashimo WITHOUT the boost right?

What does it matter? Todo doesn't scale to Sukuna in any way shape or from at all, without the busted clapper he would die the second Sukuna gets bored of his antics.

Okay so you just don’t know what’s being talked about

Yeah, my bad I was still under the impression you where referring to Black Flashes because those have Dark Sparks as visuals.

I’m referring to sorcerers being able to perceive these sparks, which aren’t connected to BF. They happen in a snap and good fighters can still notice them.

This plays more in my favor because at least with the BF you have the stupid calcs to back you up.
Here you only have vague "Sparks" sorcerers can notice, we don't even have any metric to associate them to any speed.
Black Flashes aren't Cursed techniques so you can't apply this to it, plus under this logic (implying we take the Mach 980 BF as a metric) the speed of most sorcerers would conflict with the canon, as piercing blood is considered an insanely fast attack and that ain't even half of what DB claims the reactions needed for a BF are.

Your argument hinges on Gojo not speedblitzing fodder curses

He needed 4 minutes to "Speed blitz"

because if he was oh so fast he should’ve been able to handle them all immediately (which he did)

He couldn't finish the special grades and the fodder curses at the same time, he was limited to one or the other, all of them were stunned the only reason he couldn't finish them off was because he wasn't fast enough to do that

You realize that the biggest issue in the train station was not accidentally murdering innocents right?

If that where the case he would still be able to kill the fodder alongside the special grades, because for the fodder he needed a full 4 minutes.
He was pushed to do the 0.2 second domain Because of the people around, after that everyone was standing still doing nothing.
Again the only reason for him to not kill all the curses was his own speed

SHITgamesh

he got btfo by a teenager lol

I don't think that's the intent of Skylanders shitposting.

Genuinely nodiffs JJK

Doesn't she have passive time stomp?

Kick Ass

The INTENT, you fucking RETARD, is to sell MORE FUCKING SKYLANDERS TOYS. They're using you as fucking PIGGIES SLOP PIGGIES TO BUY MORE PRODUCT the shills are advertising to US.

Skylanders is dead anon

Yes. It's intended to keep civilians out of the way during fights, but the only reason it doesn't work on her enemies in the series is they happen to resist it. Most characters can't be assumed to resist it.

Didn't you hear? Lorescaling is back on the menu.

It's literally a dead IP. Unless it's like some mom trying to promote her eBay store or leftover plastic from her children's preteen year.

I had a premonition. They're bringing it back. TV shows. Multiple apps. Video games. Toys. The end is coming.

Nope.

I know, and I am kinda just shouting into the void sometimes, but sometimes you have to just for the sake of getting it out.

*starts breastfeeding you anyways*

so when will Light vs Columbo happen anyways? it's obviously going to happen during one of the 3 week breaks like the other side episodes but when?

Time to hedge your bets. Will Doomguy VS Chief out-stupid Kratos vs "Asura" scaling?

MMHMMM I love Anon's milk! Gimme more milk! Anony milky time!

Speed equalized

I still don't understand the logic.
And isnt it kind of admitting the one with the speed advantage would have won if one of their main strengths weren't removed?

It's 4 weeks away.

Speed is the poor man's int in that time-travel and being able to not be hit are sort of instant win cons.

Nah. It's just saying that I don't give a fuck about your mental gymnastics.

How do you figure?

It'll come down to Chief and the "lol multi dimensional" nonsense but even then I don't think they can surpass the retardation of Kratosura. Doomguy and Chief are at least visually on a similar field and DG has actual dev supported and in game lore wank

It'll probably end up like Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn where they first emphasize Doomguy stomps without the retarded lore scaling, but if you used it it becomes an even bigger stomp

There's a nonzero chance they end up calling Chief universal like with CU to try and soften the loss

Only VSBW does this.

How do you figure?

"Ackshuuuually Luffy is a quadrillion times faster than light according to this calc"

Gambit wins.

monke

Then challenge the erroneous claim, not the entire fucking stat.

1. Speed arguments get really fucking gay, moreso than any other stat, with people having to argue the speed of fictional lasers or generic energy beams or someone doing something "at the speed of light" or whatever. Look at Jojo, look at One Piece, look at Marvel.

2. Part of the fun of VSBW debating is to bounce big strength feats and powers off of the characters. Speed is probably the most important stat in a fight since it's both offense (can land hits more often) and defense (won't get hit). So instead of Thor vs. Superman being about Thor tanking heat vision or Superman tanking lightning or Thor and Superman smashing planets it becomes solely about whether Thor is fast enough to keep up because of Mjolnir travel feats or because he was too slow for Wolverine.

based Monkey KING

having any non-speed based characters above speed-based characters feels so wrong.

Bejitabro btw

That only really applies to Wonder Woman and her cat in that image though.

with people having to argue the speed of fictional lasers or generic energy beams or someone doing something "at the speed of light" or whatever. Look at [verses with legitimate LS feats]

?

CHADvel downplay out of nowhere

Seething little BITCH

superman and wonder woman shouldn't be above any of the flashes IMO.

I feel your second point just highlights why you can't ignore speed if you want anything meaningful or conclusive.

Al Simmons won

He’s a dumbass who thinks that you should ignore speed, an integral part of a fight, because thinking about it makes his pea sized brain hurts.

No diffs a verse that's widely considered fodder

Woah... Amazing...

Where's Selina?

ooh ooh AH AH AHH

Sure, but being 'meaningful' and 'conclusive' is not the point of VS debating, it's posting about how your favorite character is so much of a big dick CHAD who can beat up other CHADs and justifying it retrospectively. Speedtrannyism just doesn't make for a good fight or narrative, it's why they gave a completely fake speed feat for Spawn so they could equalize his speed to GR's as 'infinite' and could focus more on the powers and interactions.

The amount of DBs won by absurd speed differences are probably in the single digits and would have won by other stats anyway, like Spongebob vs Aquaman

BATMAN FUCKS AND EAT THAT OUT BTW

Uh…in that order?

I hate Doom 'lore' so much it's unreal.

monke

DC threw a sperg fit when the Harley Quinn show wanted him to be going down on Selina during a phonecall with Harley

Forced them to change it to a foot massage

Wrong. Heroes don't do that.

Batman. You need to be a better hero. Let me show you how to play the rusty trombone.

I still call bullshit. Alfred taught him how to dial 0 on the pink phone.

I couldn't care less for Liam's gay fanfic rewrite of Death Note, and I hope it gets DMCA'd.

Ah yes, it’ll get DMCA’d by…by uh…by err….
Why are snitches so sad? Imagine being the guy begging to see MORE restrictions.

retarded non-matchup

Midnighter is for Karnak. Gambit can fight Rex Splode.

Don't underestimate the might of Peacock TV!

Ah yes because Harley Quinn SO respects the characters of the verse.

This shit is so dumb.

Honestly I like powerplex vs yang xiao long, the blonde people who take power from damage clicks in a weird way

This is true. Hyperion beat the shit out of Hulk

You can beat him by just bear hugging or choking him out

I think Yang ends up losing because her power expresses itself in the type of thing that Powerplex would get stronger from while Powerplex uses electricity.

I feel like it’s weird for Death Battle to treat “Game over” as a cringey one-liner, considering the best track from the best episode was named exactly that.

Bring me monkey d luffy

the best track

That’s not Requiem For a Thief.

Speed debates are really funny.

"I just calculated this feat as 1 million times the speed of light!"

character jobs multiple times to people who should be several times slower, fails to dodge lightning, fails to dodge lasers

"Uhhhh!!! Those guys are all MFTL++ too! Those lasers and lightning bolts are enhanced!!"

author says that the character can barely reach supersonic

"He has no idea what he is talking about!!"

Quote from the novel: "...The attack the villain shot was as fast as lightning and yet the hero managed to dodge it!"

"SEEEEEE STATEMENTS AGREE WITH ME!!!"

characters say that hypersonic speeds are only achievable in specific circumstances/by specific characters

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT TRAVEL SPEED!!"

K O F F I N G

Racist.

It is mostly just for times when someone wants to compare and think about power interactions between systems.

It's weird how much baggage Carol has that they just kind of brute forced past.
Despite what a lot of people think, Marcus is still canon. They just retconned it so that all the characters are aware of how fucked up it is, not that it didn't happen.

Why do people think Chief would get wanked? This fight only exists to appease Doomfags.

No one actually like her outside of her coomer design.

They were struggling to figure out a way to reference Shiggy being a gamer in the script without it sounding too stupid.

yeah speed is the most inconsistent stat in general, and it doesn't really feel satisfying to say "A speedblitzes" if in canon A never speedblitzes anyone because speed isn't their main thing

Isn't it rumored that Mar-Vell is coming back during Imperial?

They should have leaned into it and had him say "M-M-MONSTER KILL" after killing Mahito's close

Mahito is a surface level geek. He wouldn’t yell “HADOKEN” while doing a blast attack but him saying generic gamer lingo like “cheated” or “game over” is more in character.

The worst part is that a lot of speed feats are predicated on literally nothing or complete nonsense and tend to be contradicted in-universe

At least with something like Superman destroying a planet but then the next issue getting winded by an attack that destroys a building, at the very least he busted a planet to begin with

Speedshit is more like

there's an energy beam of indeterminate speed that battleboarders pretend is lightspeed because ???

that the character used precog to dodge (so they were likely dodging before the beam even fired)

the panel shows them not even dodging the beam after it's fired

the character is also fast in general and was moving before the beam was fired and battleboarders pretend they 100% dodged it instead of the person firing just missing

also later on a character is blatantly faster than the laser dodger and both the series and author says he's only twice as fast as normal humans

so the conclusion is the character is massively FTL (never mind they wouldn't need to be as fast as the laser to dodge it in most cases in the first place)

Battle boarders have forgotten what aim dodging/blocking is

I personally hate the travel=/=combat speed shit. While it's important to note that sometimes, these days it's just used to dismiss any narrative speeds of a character and instead just wank everyone to be FTL but only for 2 feet.

I will accept it when you describe how the fuck is there correlation between reaction and moving speed.

It's not by accident. It's one of their favorite ways the feign ignorance for the sake of wank.

If a character can supposedly fight at light speeds, why can't they travel at a speed even remotely comparable to it (unless it's like a time manipulator)

KEKYPOOPY FUNNYROOPY KEKAROOOO KEKYPOW FUNNYPOW

Reactions aren't movement speed, you retardo, there isn't any correlation, specially when the mechanics are widly different (one is related to bioelectricity, the other is just flinging at high speed).

Superman doesn't fight as fast as he could fly
Spiderman doesn't web swing as fast as he could react
Batman doesn't travel as fast as he could dodge

why is he looking at me like that

What the FUCK was Marvel thinking with that whole plotline anyways?

First of all, if your perception was so much higher than your body's movement you'd go insane from basically living in slow-motion.
Secondly, combat speed isn't just reaction. Combat also involves throwing punches, blocking, you know generally moving your body. It's not a purely mental thing.

He is retarded.

All these characters lose their power to "blitz" things or "teleports behind you" if they don't have an opponent somehow.

First of all, if your perception was so much higher than your body's movement you'd go insane from basically living in slow-motion.

Sad that most authors don't give a shit, like man, really, that is on the same level as "umm aschually there is no FTL, because nothing can move faster than light", or "how the fuck are they punching so hard without weighting like one gazillion tons". Sometimes you just gotta suspend your desbelief, because as far as I know the only series that touches that matter is worms.

Secondly, combat speed isn't just reaction. Combat also involves throwing punches, blocking, you know generally moving your body. It's not a purely mental thing.

We were talking about reactions, and you know it.

You know that's not how it's used these days. It's shit like 'Link dodgerolled this laser-like thing, so he can obviously fight at light speed. Please ignore him needing Epona to get anywhere at a reasonable time'.

We were talking about reactions, and you know it.

I literally started with combat speed. If you can't fight at that speed then it's not combat speed. You're the one trying to turn it into pure reaction speed.

So what categories are they going to use for the upcoming fight? I'm pretty sure they'll give Chief the advantage in one category to make it not seem like such a massive stomp.

You are retarded.

Physical Stats: Doomslayer
Weapons: Doomslayer
Pussy Slain: Master Chief

Why isnt worms in powerscaling more? That seems right up VSboarders alley

Stats

Doomslayer

Arsenal and Versatility

They'll try to bs a tie

Hax

They'll say its close because of Cortana wank but ultimately give it to Doom Slayer because combo of VEGA/Father and Divinity Machine

It's a webnovel that's longer than the Bible and the verse caps out at like continental with very little possibility for wank, if there's two things battleboarders hate it's reading and le weak verses

Initial writer was inserting his weird fetish. No idea why he chose an anniversary issue to do it In though.
The once over that people seem to mistake for writing the occurrence out of canon was essentially a different writer calling direct attention to how fucked up it was. It didn't actually say it didn't happen. In fact it acknowledged it.

with very little possibility for wank

I remember Contessa and PtV getting a lot of wank. Worm isn't used because it's haxed out the ass

The only way I can sort of rationalize combat speed, is that fighters can accelerate up to that speed in short bursts, like a boxer's jab. They also can't keep up that level of speed to travel. This is still fucked though, if could accelerate up to lightspeed for 1 ms into a "dash" you could probably still cover whole states or countries, so yeah.

He will probably takes Hax, intelligence, and Trump Cards. Cortana pretty much makes most of Doomslayer's shit useless and forerunner weapons have some crazy scaling. Like boundless anti matter shit that just ignores durability and turns your body into some cosmic light shit. Doomslayer will take Physical stats like power, speed, and durability and he will probably take experience. Doomslayer has no real way or dealing with Cortana. Cortana and Chief combo the shit out of Doomslayer and vaporize him. Using anti matter weapons or other forerunner boundless bullshit. Chief gets fucked if he didn't have Cortana though.

That lasted for all of 5 minutes before the author himself came down into a powerscaling thread to say she loses to Contessa
And also the strongest beings in the setting would be instantly killed by surface busting Saitama

But yeah. It's either "you lose to the weird specific hax power the Worm character has" or "you're so much stronger and faster that it doesn't really matter"

Yes, that's the issue. If Batman could get somewhere faster by chaining sidesteps like he's an OoT speedrunner rather than getting into the Batmobile or Batwing then you've made a mistake.

I'm sure he does that off panel. Probably how he vanishes so fast.

Lore Guy just ignores it. Cortana also can't do her shenanigans while linked to Chief and even then they'll just wank The Father to omniversal to counter her while Doomguy pops John's head

Is Chief tougher than the Slayer?
I genially asking, because while I remember Doomguy shooting himself from a cannon through a space station wall and walking it off, some Spartans (Chief included) have fallen from space, and survived which seems like the more impressive feats.

It is very funny that you think that DC writters gave enough thought to realize the consequences of batman blatant super human powers.

Definitely not. When Chief fell through reentry his armor had to total lock and he was left helpless. Doomguy basically ignores damage lore wise. He also got fired from a space station directly to the planet from the looks of it in Dark Ages and it didn't bother him

There's also the fact most people don't understand how speed works
Batman can dodge bullets, but he doesn't need to be faster than the bullets to do so
Spider Man can swing around near mach speed, but that relies on rotational acceleration letting him move faster than he can use with his muscles
It does get a lot muddier when concerning characters that reach FTL speeds in space using flight like Omni Man or Superman, but even then they tend to handwave it as subspace teleportation or the fact they don't have any kind of cap on how much they can accelerate and they can spend hours just accumulating speed

Forerunner use Infinite Multiverses as fuel for their ships. They outscale all that shit. Cortana then scales to that. She couldn't do hax while linked to chief before she got her boundless upgrade. She's going to out hack anything from Doom. Lock up the Slayer's suit and Chief is just going to one shot him with a forerunner antimatter weapon. Cortana can also buff his armor. Chief and Cortana are gonna beat the shit out of this dude.

Nuly

Kek

Isn't Chief a virgin though? At least Chudslayer had a daughter once

Omniversal>Multiversal. Also slayer doesn't need his suit. She has zero answer to divinity machine boost which lore wise makes him invulnerable

Powerscaling ruined Halo as a story.

Cortana becomes Slayers cock sleeve btw

Halo wank

She still loses to some monkeys somehow

It's balanced by sidestepping having a massive stam cost respective to running. Like Bloodborne, basically.

Gotta be honest them giving Broly the win over Post-Green Door Hulk seems like such a strange decision in hindsight

You act like they haven't done retarded shit plenty of times before that

Roadrunner: Meep Meep(Puny Slowpoke Rat)

Yeah but out of modern DB it's probably the strangest result. It's like Dragon Ball, win or lose, always has them doing the stupidest shit.

They barely understood how it worked to be fair. They talked about head injuries limiting Hulk's anger.

No like they casually use infinite Multiverses as fuel that's omniversal. Forerunner are boundless beings in lore. Their weapons are beyond anything in Doom. Doom's entire omnivores could be destroyed by the Forerunner. Cortana directly scales to them and their most advanced AI. Let's also not mention Master Chief's infinite boundless luck boost. Doomslayer simply can't kill Chief because his luck is to powerful. Doomslayer would sooner trip and shoot himself accidentally.

can't blow up a planet without help

star level

The problem there is everyone wants to treat everyone who has some flavour of Superspeed as if they're the Flash, who can sometimes be so fast he basically stops time (Superman I think also has sometimes done that). Or Metro Man.

beyond boundless monkeys

Boundless beings

Only galaxy tier

those monkeys are descendants of Sun Wukong that inherited his powers

Or Kamen Rider Kabuto. Or Fox Quicksilver. Or movie Sonic (truck stop scene).

chat is this true

Desis only lie, anon.

Doesn't know the lore

Lmao. They are boundless. It's why the flood are so terrifying. Chief only survived alot of shit because of his canon boundless luck. Chief is gonna out lore this faggot so hard.

Holy shit that is so retarded. I hate Halo writers so much its unreal

Arsenal
Experience
AI Companion (if they really want to go into Cortana vs VEGA)
Composite Chief had sex in the tv show.

I mean, if you move at the speed of light, that is actually how fast you'd be moving. You're covering 300,000,000 meters in one second, several times the diameter of the Earth. If your perception speed was appropriately dialed up you would perceive a second in terms of centuries.

The hilarious thing is that Metro Man, X-Men Quicksilver, any live action Flash's, etc. versions of those feats aren't even remotely close to LS, they're not even close to being a tiny percentage of LS, despite people jerking off how cool they are, that should tell you just how fucking fast just normal lightspeed is.

How would the losers of independent era Death Battle fare against each other? Who would be the worst and least worst jobbers against each other?
For reference said losers would be Bardock, Giorno, Eggman, Amogus, Asura, Ghost Rider, and Mahito

Seems like its just Giorno and Ghost Rider demolishing everyone and then it all coming down to them

Could GER beat Asura?

Asura wouldn't really have a way to kill him, but Zarathos would probably murder Asura

Seems like it should unless Asura can bypass it like Sinful Shell did

Asura has no way around RTZ since it can work on a universal scale (based on Diavolo’s time erasure being universal) and GER doesn’t even need to to kill for it to take effect.
It just comes down to Giorno and Ghost Rider, either through Giorno RTZing everyone else or Zarathos nuking everyone.

I could see an argument for the infinite wrath == Joker thing and almighty considering who he killed and surpassed.

Mahito and Bardock would be on the bottom. Giorno's a weird case given how his power works and if you can make a feasible reasoning along the lines of the Joker win con.

So if you encounter anyone saying that Sonic has infinite speed because of Night Palace in Sonic and the Secret Rings, they are a liar. Here is the entire sequence of the 'infinite' corridor.
youtu.be/sRaQ-29DR-w?t=63
As you can see, it definitely is only stretched out a bit with some portals and blockades appearing in Sonic's path.
The place they are declaring this as an infinite length hallway is from the PRIMA strategy guide for the game.

Contessa loses only to Contessa

that seems pretty strong...

Are we sure that RTZ works without the lethal part? Without citing the video games.

Mahito I think would do a lot better than you give him credit for. Most of them probably can't see him and they don't have any way of putting him down easily, nor do they have a good way of responding to his Domain Expansion

GR and GER would still eat him for breakfast, but he'd probably do better than Amogus, Eggman or Bardock

Fair. In that sense the likes of Mahito and Giorno are wildcards depending on the matchup and circumstances. Like Mahito could potentially punk Eggman if he gets the jump on him but could potentially get stopped by Metal if he has a means of spotting him. Meanwhile someone like Asura would smack him since he is immune to soul hax.

Mahito could technically punk Bardock too

Would Eggman have his army/the Chaos Emeralds? If he does, wouldn't that put him at least on GR and GER's level?

I could see Chaos Emeralds bypassing GER hax. Eggman is also a range fighter while GER needs close range

Joker’s infinite will helped him prevent GER’s passive will negation. It didn’t help him break out of RTZ, that was due to Almighty. At best, Asura’s endless wrath would allow him to not fall into despair, and you can’t really say that he has an “Almighty” esque power when Almighty is a specific power in Persona not related to just being divine.

Without citing the video games

GER being able to RTZ without killing comes from the manga. Hell, Diavolo wasn’t even dead when Giorno granted him infinite deaths. RTZ on a being activates when GER hits them.

I could see Chaos Emeralds bypassing GER hax.

How?

That just comes down to the problem with different settings and trying to equate things. I can see the wrath hax and chaos emerald hax as reasonable equivalents to Persona's almighty in that scenario

Wish and chaos fuckery.

I thought he was already dead and he just didn't know it yet.

So stuff they’ve never actually done in a single game, comic, or story?

Metro Man's feat is definitely a relevant percentage of lightspeed, he sees the sattelite laser which reached earth near instantly as moving at a snail's pace.

Asura doesn't start out with infinite wrath so I can see GER just constantly resetting Asura's anger to 0

Persona’s Almighty is related to reality warping and just the general bypassing of all defenses and attacks. If you reeaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyy push it then the Emeralds can do something similar with their wishes in Archie, but Asura doesn’t have anything like that.
No. Trish was pointing out that he was still alive since she could still sense him, but Giorno reassured her that Diavolo was getting raped to death by a pack of druggies. In actuality he never truly “dies”, he’s stopped before his death because GER made it so that he’ll never reach the conclusion of life, aka the truth.

Well yeah, but still, it's a general showcase of at least something that a character like that needs to be able to do for Lighspeed to make any amount of sense on them.
Through there's also a difference in portrayal of speed. You have guys like Flash who can do shit like Super Speed Reed or Super Speed Build stuff. On the other hand you have guys like Game Sonic or Dash, who can only really run fast, but can't do stuff like 'reed at super speed' or 'basically stop time with speed'. They also tend to have more difficulty fighting at those speeds (imagine if a boost era boss didn't decide to constantly hover in front of Sonic the entire fight).

I forget the general goofy wank they gave each so going off my general view and what I can recall probably something like

GR

Asura

Eggman army (Metal doing the carrying with emeralds)

Bardock

AU

Giorno (fluctuates really hard)

Mahito (similarly fluctuates but for the purposes of list putting him at bottom).

Giorno it depends on feasible means of working around GER or if he can survive just having the entire area being nuked. Mahito could btfo Eggman, AU, and Bardock if he gets the jump on them given how his power works.

STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDly

Yup.

so since Sonic Shuffle is now officially classified as canon will they use the whole dreams = universes shit from it for future Sonic episodes?

They didn't do that already with that other game that has Nightmare Eggman?

Dream Team doesn't have the infinite dreams statement, all that shit came from Shuffle

that game only came out just recently. I don’t think it had any soiface-worthy scaling either like the original shuffle did

I don't know why I just thought of this, but it'd be really funny. Would DB have Mahito being able to beat/kill Phoenix (assuming speed is irrelevant for a second) because of the "no soul manip resist feats" thing

The Phoenix can still sneeze too hard and accidentally turn Mahito into Curse scented incense so no. Even if his opponent can’t harm the soul they can still just wear him out.

...which was the last words spoke Omni man, after being blitzed, his head alone stood on a pike before he could even think. Kirkman the cuck cries besides him

light novel Kars

wtf

…lied Superman, crying, beaten to a pulp by Omniman (canon word of god)

I have a feeling that Kasumi would win. Am I right?

I think i found another cool FTL speed feat that Chief scales to in another book. But we could be here finding speed feats all day, the destructive feats don't measure up those of Doom Slayer.

Shit like "Being hit by a spartan is the same as being hit by a train" won't even tickle Doom Slayer.

superman and thor wouldn't want to fight.
so this is accounting that they are both like under mind control or something.

Superman would win most of the time, but it would be a pretty close fight.
If superman hasn't had access to solar radiation for a long time or thor is on his home turf of asgard, then maybe thor win, but it would be an even harder battle.

Superman is much stronger, more resilient, and faster than thor, with a lot more abilities, but thor has his 'god' status/plot shield, and also has electricity (which has given superman trouble with in the past, ala-livewire.).

7 times out of 10 superman wins on an even playing field, if thor has highly favorable conditions and/or kryptonite then thor wins.

yes the novel
vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Beyond

Current Thor wins this.

Mei smothers her into submission. The bigger girl always wins.

“FUUUUAAAAARRRRRKKKK HELP ME KINGTOS!” - every /dbg/ character ever

If they do then they would be stupid to do so, but... Death Battle, so they probably will.

Kingtos loves all his precious Kratosfags

Nevermind, I was recalling it wrong. Guilty Spark was still protected by the slipstream bubble. He never fought outside of it.
The Didact however, he went isnide the slipstream with just his armor.

fat finger

Chief is a marauder's victim isn't he?

Obviously, she eats too many pork buns, but what about Mai?

Yeah it is. I got back to doing gym the past few weeks though. Things are going to turn around for me.

If only Halo had an official cookbook the Chief might have stood a chance

The portals from Doom are different. They actually close the gap between time and space.
Slipspace is a deadly trip through a FTL dimension that will kill you if you're not prepared. There's no oxygen there for starters, Rion Forge almost died suffocated in this book and her trip was super fast and she was inside a protective bubble.

What's with Halofags? Are they alright?

Nope lol

Will Doom Slayer even be planetary? I haven't seen no one post him destroying a planet yet.

Halo fans are in a weird spot right now. The Doom Slayer's feats are worse than Kratos’s, but at least his lore scaling is legitimate—unlike Kratos’s, which is total fanfiction.

So, Halo fans have two choices: either find a way to scale Master Chief’s lore to match Slayer’s— which, if given the same leniency as Kratos, is possible—or just hope that the upcoming Death Battle gives Master Chief better treatment than Asura. Ideally, they give him decent writing like actually having him in character unlike with Asura and a few epic moments before he inevitably loses, letting him go out like a badass rather than whatever the hell they did with Asura.

Since both Slayer and Chief fight at a visually similar level, there’s a good chance for an entertaining battle without having to nerf anyone like they did with Asura. Because MY GOD!! That battle was garbage.

ninja gaiden scaling

The Doom Slayer's feats are worse than Kratos’s

????????? Only one of them gets oneshotten by a random concrete pillar, the other no sells being flung at rela speed.

Shit...
I take that back then.
Bitchtos doesn't even have that going for him. Sad

Why didn't my mom told me to get into Halo books when I was 6? How the fuck am I going to catch uo with all this writing now that I'm close to 40?

Mai is all talk no nippon ichi, which is only true of her slutty big boobs and rapable body, she's a total weakling in the fatal fury and king of fighters series, fucking Himiko can whoop her overrated coomer bait ass.

ENTER

THE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS

Slayers lore wank looks better to me and its on track to go even higher apparently

There won't be any lore wank for Halo.

What's the loser's penalty?

Chief still loses even with 11D scaling

.... Rat Catchers. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Canon
Headcanon

's soup tasters.

Mahoraga has no business there, at all
Specially with Gojo (the guy who permanently killed him) bellow

But enough about the guys at the bottom.

Being forced to 110% Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Chief won't get 11D, you cuck. He won't even be mountain level. A fucking plasma beam can clear a ship full of Spartans just like John.

…’s favorite punching bags Dante, Doomguy, Kratos and Mahoraga.

…an 11D plasma beam, that is.

Cortana has nice feats.

ya gotta be able to stir

It legit will be my most hated episode if they have Chief be at that level.

You KNOW it will be. Let’s face it, a single suicide grunt can wipe out the entire Marvel cosmology.

I can’t believe Shigaraki vs Mahito had a better fight animation than Kratos vs Asura. Man, they REALLY fumbled that one, even aside from the debate.

Posting a real OUTERVERSAL BEAST from CHADlo that Doomsissy wouldn't be able to beat

I died to things similar enough to a pair of Hunters or a Wraith or one of those goddamned invisible Elites or a Brute Chieftain in Doom Eternal

Holy FUARK. Literally the strongest human.

Shit, that was a bad thumbnail. Oh well.

I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.

Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.

If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.

I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?

I'm not a fan of the shit flinging but Tartarus here was a baaaad mother fucker and I think he would smash a Marauder. Tartarus might be the 1v1 king of Halo 1-3. Can't think of anyone in those three games who beats him 1 on 1

Post DoomBITCH surviving a rocket to the face

His son was one of the main characters in the most recent book.
I've learned that Tartarus isn't held in high regard among the Banished ranks because his death was shameful.

kek and canon

Were they there? This albino monster took on the Arbiter, Sgt Johnson with a beam rifle and a small army of a few dozen cream of the crop elites with energy swords!

God, I fucking love Halo so much.

He was to toxic around the workplace and made the female Brutes feel uncomfortable.

I love how everyone on twitter already knows doomguy is going to rape the shit out of chief this time

Zoomer Brutes weren't there to see his feats and ultimatelly, he died for the wrong cause. They worship only Atriox.

Chief with his Boundless Binary Rifle and the luckiest luck this side of lucksville

Doomguy doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.

I mean, fuck. Everyone agrees Doom is gigaversal and Chief is like, large building at most. How the fuck is this a fight?

most of Doomguy's feats are like, durability and stuff he causes over time. Like he can't get killed by multiversal beings or he survives/causes the multiverse imploding on on him
So of course he's gonna outlast, but the fight itself will just be regular punches and guns like when he's fighting building level Demons

He would be a good match for Warden Eternal.

You should play real shooters like Dayz.

BORINGz

SnooZ

You should play a Real shooter like GOATnite

HIGHIQz

You will never be a real tier 2 less a real tier 1

I see cortana brought up now and then and I need to ask. what the fuck would she do to contribute? the praetor suit is all natural, and even hacking it, if possible, isn't going to instantly neuter him.

FARTnite

You should play a real shooter like Ark.

Chief will send her out like a stand

she'll appear and punch him a lot of times really fast with her 11D fists and say "oraoraoraoraora"

SHArkT

can I get a non shitpost answer

She supposed to be godlike in her hacking abilities, taking over some "boundless" forerunner tech. I don't know, the resident Cortanafag would be able to explain it in more detail. To be frank, the more I hear about Cortana's totally epic powers, the less I become interested in Master Chief matchups.

I mean, she's an AI. They're supposed to ne broken.

*be

She can lock up his suit and potentially take control of him through him armor. Cortana makes Doomslayer kill himself and Chief teabags the corpse.

she'll appear

Canon btw

Boundless 11D++++ supah hacker AI

“What can she contribute to the fight?”

Uh she can…lock up Doom Slayer’s suit for a bit I guess

Th-thanks Cortana….

Some hacking stuff and hard light creations I think. The problem is twofold as one she needs to interface directly with the thing to potentially hack (which is not going to happen) and two she only gets her extra tech hax when completely separated from Chief effectively not even making this a one on one and her basically having to do everything for even the slightest chance of a super stretched win. Also in this already wanked scenario she'd be contending against Doomguy's proverbial Cortana known as VEGA who also as goofy godmind shit.

Makes the match even more boring as it becomes a hacking match in the background while Master Chief flees from Doomguy to avoid getting splattered in a single punch.

Remember star roads and how the flood were using them to bend space-time. They actually were. And there's even a part where a gravemind uses them to stop time and speak to the iso-Didact in person.

that's...really fucking stupid

Yeah she can just make him kill himself. She could probably just spam halos at Doo.slayer while shielding Chief. I can see it now. It would be so funny.

4 minutes of DS rocking John Halo’s shit

“And then Cortana took control of his suit and made him blow his own brains out. The End”

This is just Meta Vs Carolina 2

Here

Doomguy's armor in Eternal isn't full body. He'd just no sell it and it would at most slow him down slightly.

Doom 3 Cyberdemons are called an evil that transcends time and space and threatens to possess the universe

Holy FUARK... Even the Doom 3 Marine is a universe-level BEAST...

That would be so fucking funny

It's funny (not really) how both RvB episodes are tied for the most worthless episode in the whole series. Gogeta vs Vegito is up there, but at least Dragon Dance is pretty good.

possess the universe

actually lol it's just mars

Mars is small as fuck

Even with max Cortana wank doesn't Doomguy still cake walk since all DOOM WADs are canon including the lovecraftian ones?

No, it says it rivals the evil that could possess the universe, dumbass. That's a different guy.

ohhhh fuck off I forgot that part. god damn it are they going to pull from mods too because of that

People keep saying this but I have yet to see anyone actually post proof of this claim

Doomguy's full analysis is just them listing off all the goofy ass WADs and the feats he gets from them

Glosses over H-DOOM to not get demonitized

Isn't "all Doom WADS are canon" not actually true?

lovecraftian, what does that even mean anymore? it used to refer to a writing style, a theme/genre, but what's it got to do with power levels?

What does it got to do with power levels

Lovecraft is generally the go to for powerfaggotry

Doom is all bark and no bite. You always see them claim space time transcendance and shit, and then it only affects Mars or a moon. Meanwhile a single gravemind took over galaxy spanning artifacts that are able to link solar systems. And used them to destroy everything.

Outer gods are lovecraftian and the inspiration for the term outerversal

The endless are outerversal.

So what are Doomkeks gonna do if Master Chief wins (again)?

I wish I knew how to animate in Blender fast and easy.

Walk down the block instead of cross the street.

They should be more worried about getting out performed by KINGTos. This fight will decide which of the two IPs is stronger by Death Battle standards.

*and is just making a "kid telling his mom" joke.
What the hell was that brain fart?
KINGslayer and CHADster Chief are larger draws than FRAUDtos will ever be. The anime twink fight is at 1.6 million, btw.

When’s next episode COMING

Neither Shiggy nor Mahito are even remotely close to being built like twinks.

Yeah because its not even Chief, its *just* Cortana.

Have pity on the guy. This is Doom Slayer we're talking about.

Moro is on a lot of good will at the moment. People will watch literally anything if it was animated by him.

watch Shigaraki vs Deku

the fight is underwhelming as fuck

Deku just spams his power of friendship bullshit that I've seen a million of times now

Never trick me into watching MHA ever again, please.

LEND ME SOME HACKING CORTANA THIS IS LORE DOOMGUY I'M UP AGAINST

Could Halos BOUNDLESS luck overcome Wonder Of U?

Luck isn't a stat in vs debates. As it wouldnt help him kill the other guy.

If were still compelled to watch MHA after Frycook Deku proliferated the Internet late last year, then you have no one to blame but yourself.

Pic is literally me after being charged €93.99 by Avast because I bought a heavily discounted license last year and thought they wouldn't charge my expired credit card. They fucking did.

Denial: "they got the lore wrong!!!11!1!!"
Anger: "omg powerscaling/death battle is stupid waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Bargaining: *spams powerscaling questions to the Doom devs*
Depression: "w-who cares Doomguy's the cooler/better written character and has better games" or "they wouldn't fight anyways"
Acceptance: lol never, they will cope for another decade just like they did since the last match

Post Cheifs feats. You can't use Cortana.

We’ll wake up, because there’s literally a -0% chance of that happening

Post Doomslayer feats. You can’t use lore.

blew a hole through Mars

Not gonna happen.

Its a rematch fight which they pretty much always flip sans Goku VS Superman

DOOM hype stocks are high while Halo's is low

They aren't Halofags

Dark Ages is coming out

More readily available and dev supported wank that is hyped up within the games themselves

Chief has no actual chance in terms of a Death Battle episode win here even if you think cortana wank would/should actually give him the win.

Can your Favorite HERO do this?

You forgot to mention that Krasura basically solidified that, yes, abstract offscreen multiversal wank is 100% valid on the show. There’s no way they give it to Kratos, and not Doom Slayer.

Nonchalantly shattered colossal chains that were holding down demonic titans with just his fist.

Shot himself out of a super space cannon through a building with zero damage

Various gore kills where he rips people in half with his bare hands

Solo'd a kaiju while on foot and it manifesting hordes of demons to swarm him at the same time

Cortana will be claimed as a WAR BRIDE!

But enough about Dragon ball.

…’s favorite punching bag Dayz.

what do you think the live action fight will be?

Nightmare scenario: Light vs Columbo

With Swan playing Columbo.

Wow he sounds tough. This doomguy could probably beat a single Unggoy soldier with outside help and prep time. I am actually being serious. Those guys have an AP of star level.

We already know that Columbo Vs Light isn’t a DB episode and is a side project. I’m hoping the LA fight is something Yakuza related though.

Ash VS Yugi. It'll be funny

Moon Knight vs Azrael, outside shot of Donatello vs Tim Drake

Agent 47 vs Spy.

Nightmare scenario: Light vs Columbo

Light vs Columbo will probably be hand-drawn.

I'd say Kiryu vs Wei Shen is a long shot, but we did just get an Asura's Wrath episode.

LA Kiryu doing a Tiger Drop against Wei’s bike kick

I’d cream my pants. Man I should really play Sleeping Dogs.

needs several loops worth of shit + carefully planned setup from Gendo to achieve meta-narrative manipulation

Koji can just do it by getting fucking mad, and Zero is so much stronger at it that he canonically wipes Eva out of existence on a conceptual level.

Doom when he sees Chief's maxed out luck stat

youtube.com/watch?v=QTsSVOgc0ng

John Haloman had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him that 13 years ago. I pulled that sumbitch out and I beat him over the head with it!

Adam West Batman vs Japanese Spider-Man

KINGtos vs Chuck Norris

Chief when he sees all of Doom’s other stats

What were they thinking? Doom Slayer is large building level, Chief at most is wall level. How is this even a fight?

I'm actually just fine with Popeye being the strongest thing because it never feels mean-spirited.

He is who he is and that’s all that he is.
Simple as.

The first one at least actually felt like an episode, the Reds vs the Blues only felt like a joke.

This. Just like Kratos.

Change Mahoraga for Doomsday

…’s master Asura.

How will you take it if Doom Slayer has worse stats than Kratos or even Asura?

...on opposite day where Kratos didn't onepunch Asura for everyone to see

that's not going to be a live action episode you retard it was already confirmed that if it was made it'd be a audio only episode

How will you take it if Doom Slayer has [HIS ACTUAL STATS INSTEAD OF LORE WANK]

… in bizarro world where Kratos can destroy a mountain.

Unless they're also putting Chief above Asura, yeah. Kratos will remain the undisputable king of this season.

…’s laundry.

Never estimate Death Battle's propensity to surprise in the worst ways possible. Getting predictable, nondivisive, well animated results is more surprising at this point.

...and of all time

who here is the most KINGly KING to ever KING???

Sonic does beat Goku tho

All in on Master Cheeks. God of Luck

KIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS

Doom Slayer's guns all jam

Doom Slayer pulls a muscle winding up his fist

Doom Slayer falls on his Crucible like Ajax and dies accidentally

Doomkek when he brings out his Dragon, just for Chief to kick him off and hijkack the Dragon

You really taking this seriously?

Definitely not. When Chief fell through reentry his armor had to total lock and he was left helpless.

That was the Halo 3 Amor, beyond that he wouldn't need to anymore.

KIIIIIIIIIIIING CHIEF!

Kratos > Transter chief and Trans guy

you mean troonguy

transphobia

Kingy

*Trantos >

I knew a guy in middle school who called Kratos, scrotums. I still can't get it out of my head

SCROTOS

AND HIS BROTHER, DICKMOS

Been doing some research for Leader-1 so I can properly understand his fight against Optimus Prime.
So far I've found out that his forcefield survived being at the epicenter of this

TWO FUCKING DAYS, and it is already catching up to Kektos nonsense, in almost one fifty of the time. What a fucking shame for.

Both Doomguy and Chief are significantly stronger that building level.

I would raise an eyebrow like the Rock if either character punched the floor at the lobby of the Empire State and the whole building came down

Spartan 2s (the type of Spartan Chief is) can easily lift a collapsing star ship and Doomslayer fought a kaiju sized demon.

jesus