When will we get some GOOD capeshit matchups?
Death Battle
Of fuck, a battle of the Sues
Well ackshually, Cortana can just hack into Doomguy’s suit and- ACK!
inb4 oh no spam
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Chicken Jocky.
Flint and steel
Faggots think Dio has a remote chance at beating Reverse Flash
I’m almost impressed at the delusion Jojofags have.
Maker vs Suel
THE NIGGER
All Dio has to do is use a gun
youtube.com
If you're going to have Maker fight a DC guy, at least make it Hank Henshaw for the battle of the evil Reed Richards analogues
Jack Black Steve does outscale Goku though
Hank’s an evil Superman, Reed didn’t invent astronauts
Reminder that Superman soloes the entire viltrumite empire.
Hank's pretty transparently a Reed expy
en.wikipedia.org
Hank Henshaw first appeared in The Adventures of Superman #466 (May 1990), and was created by Dan Jurgens.[2][3][4] The story was a dark pastiche of the Fantastic Four, with astronauts being mutated by cosmic rays, only for in Jurgens' words, "a tragic, rather than heroic, result." This was later referenced in the 1999 crossover Superman/Fantastic Four, where Henshaw notes the similarities and also serves as a replacement for Mister Fantastic during his absence
comin’ in hot!
dives downwards through Goku, killing him instantly
…’s laundry
Nuh uh, Kirklands boyfriend already drew his oc killing him! Take that CHUD
What exactly is this thread supposed to add?
knocks them all out
does their laundry for them
SUPERDAD is a very good father to the Viltrumite children he's begun tutoring.
What a great guy.
CLASH OF THE TITANS!
...by any chance do you want two cartoon characters to fight and discuss who'd beat who? This is the thread!
It adds nothing, yet its absence would feel wrong at this point.
Well it had an explosive start, but Mahitoraki has slowed down a bit in terms of views. It is still on pace to eclipse most of the indie era aside from Bowsegg and potentially Omnidock.
Bu-but... Eyes of Heaven!
Bring me your strongest quirky indie rpg
What are some match ups that only you seem to care about?
Well it is The World Over Heaven in the image.
That's a cool matchup but uh... Kenpachi fucking murders Kisame, doesn't he? Especially with his Shikai.
Dudeski, that's a craftin' table. Ya craft on it, on the table! Minecraaaaaft!
Pic UNRELATED btw
I was thinking that maybe KIsame's ability to steal chakra would level the playing field a bit (assuming we treat chakra and Reatsu as interchangable for the purpouse of this fight) but overall Kenny has more going for him feat wise.
Had to shoot him from behind while he eas unaware
Shot Reverse Flash survived
Doomslayer vs Master Chief
Master Chief tries going in for an Energy Sword lung
Time slows down, his Energy Sword being green
Doomslayer now parries it with his shield
Holy FUARK!
List of Master Chief feats
Stopped the Covenant
Knocked out the warrior Kratos in one blow
Evaporated an entire Covenant fleet by blinking
Fought with Spawn to a standstill
Threw a plasma grenade faster than Reverse Flash could react
Successful in killing Frieza via energy sword
Activated his shield in reaction to a Black Flash
Prevented the second raping of Invincible after fighting off five Viltrumites at once
Outsmarted Columbo
Directly attacked a Stand with his bare hands
Defeated Popeye in an arm wrestling match
Dio stops time
Gets behind Reverse Flash
Shoots him from behind multiple time (he barely survives 1 bullet to the head. No way he survives a few dozen)
Starts time again
ggez
Reverse Flash is beyond time retard.
Is there anyone STRONGER than Tails The Fox
Fast as sonic
Can fly
High int-stat
He could gape anyone posted about in this thread
And yet somehow still gets shot. Curious.
Doomguy can now parry
Then it's an even fight.
Dio stops time
… which is completely irrelevant to a guy who can move so fast he’s capable of traveling through time.
Tails beat 4th Form chaos so he's much stronger than people give him credit for.
Didn't he get stabbed in the comic? Wouldn't that be worse?
Time stopping
GAPED BY SKYLANDERS
Dio's face when he shouts ZA WORLDO only for his chest to get caved in by a single punch from Thawne while time is frozen
caved in
Kek, it'd be worse
He'd see Thawne's fist go through his chest and then he'd get vibrated to death
HOLY FUARK...
I mean why doesn't heaven ascension win? Flashes are outmatched by multiverse busters like anti-monitor
Is this supposed to be read like Blue Oyster cult song? Doesn't really fit the song.
Why is Godzilla fighting the Hulk? I'm pretty sure people would rather see him against Ultraman.
He died though, it just took a while.
Iunno, take it up with the Flash glazers
Big monsters caused by humanities reckless usage of nuclear weapons testing that are often characterized as forces of nature but sometimes are an ally to humanity in their darkest hours.
More normalfags recognize Hulk than Ultraman.
Because Godzilla is too cowardly to fight Nikocado Avacado and the Ass Void!!!
sorry did I miss a thread? Dio vs Reverse Flash is a topic now?
Alright, so when Anon Babble gets closed, where do we go?
Anon Babble
So how's the fight going to start? Since there seems to be a consistent theme of the aggressor losing, my prediction is that Chief mistakes Doomguy for a rogue UNSC soldier.
The UNSC thinks Doomslayer is an Insurrectionist and that the Insurrection have managed to make their own armor analogous to MJOLNIR.
I am sorry, but fodders who get one shotten by regular guns aren't allowed here.
Wonder Woman sisters...
Our board won't job, r-right...?
I don't see any cartoons with mass appeal having major episodes anytime soon, so we're probably going down in the second last wipe. See you guys on Anon Babble, I guess.
That makes too much since, Death Battle would never
GOOD NEWS!
Anon Babble IS NOT DYING! WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
Maybe the next set of culls don't happen for another few hours. Maybe 5 or so.
The way things are going, maybe we'll head to Anon Babble.
If Chompy Mage is so great why hasn't Anon Babble ever acknowledged him?
Thawne pulls a, “Time, huh? Thanks for the tip” and drags Dio back in time
Specifically so Thawne can use Dio to pull an A-Train on a young Dio
Dio gets time paradox’d out of existence
They're afraid of his power.
Time travel has always been a fucky power to have and is basically useless.
Kill your foe when they are a kid
Means you never were going to fight him in the first place
The cascading effect from this means you never traveled back in time in the first place since you never fought him
Peak
So fvking peak...
Forget Cortana, Halsey could probably hack him with minimal effort lol
Dio was a cute boy. He should not be mutilated by some pedo's power fantasy
Slayer is playing in the park with his pet rabbit Daisy
she’s frolicking in the fields, when all of a sudden, an ODST drop pod lands on top, creating a huge crater
Slayer panicks, only to breathe a sigh of relief seeing that the drop pod just barely missed her…
…only for Chief to kick down the door onto her and splatter her for real
Cortana: “Could we possibly make any more noise?”
cue Slayer revving up his chainsaw in front of Chief
”Hmm, I guess so.”
FIGHT
Thawne
a Pedo
lol
Though he would gladly molest Barry, that does not make him a Pedophile!
Cortana hacks DS and MC kills him.
He wouldn't though?
Eobitch's power fantasy has nothing to do with this. It's his retard fanboys obsessing with him going back in time and "paying a little visit" to his opponents as babies/little kids in every single matchup
Why wouldn't he?
for the average hacker
Cortana is a pro at this.
microshit
Yeah, I disabled this assistant long time ago
Unless they're immune to paradoxes?
Just because he wants to fuck over Barry doesn't mean he would be willing to rape him
He would.
What part of that says 'rape and molest' to you?
maybe because a lot of wankers self insert as the characters they carry out power fantasies with.
most Reverse Flash wankers don't want to admit he's supposed to be a pathetic bitch and a miserable incel to an actually cringeworthy extent
That isnt how it works. Time travel affects everything, and if it didn't, that means you only killed an alt universe version of the guy. If time travel worked as in you could change the past, then you could wipe yourself out of existence by accident. People would be constantly going back and changing things and then nothing would be stable. Writers figured out the obvious flaws of time travel forever ago.
the part about wanting to kidnap your male obsession as a boy then mindbreak him into obeying your whims. Thawne sounds like one of those gay couples who wants to “adopt” a son
I don't understand. Why is Cortana a factor in this discussion? Thats outside help, it has no bearing on the outcome
Raising him up and training him to be a mini-reverse flash doesn't involve rape or molestation.
Murdering a child to cause a paradox is pretty standard for Thawne.
He remembered erasing Barry’s only childhood friend, and his own brother.
But what if they *were* immune? Somhow
The only way they would be immune to it in any way that makes sense is if they were from an alternate universe with its own time, and said time traveler is only effected by any time travel bullshit from there. But then, again, its just a headache to think about and it's why time travel stories or powers are barely used and always asspulls that just ignore how it all works for the sake of plot.
His inner workings are so complex that he has his own branch of physics
It does when you’re a disgusting incel like Thawne. Like whatever he did to this woman at age 5 to make her go mentally ill schizo
So? Cortana hacked reality and immunity only works until someone stronger comes along.
Implying DIO is any less of a pathetic bitch
Thawne already outstats Dio enough to kill him the way he did Goku Black. And let’s not pretend Dio dying in Part 1 wouldn’t be an overall net-positive for everyone else.
PEDO FLASHbros???
I would not leave this dude alone with a child
You don’t seem to understand. “A new branch of physics” makes you beyond reality as we know it
The flood? Solos WH40k unless it's destroyed early on.
I would be Barry's friend
An AI that can hack reality can't possibly figure out some physics...because it just can't!
i didn't imply a single thing you overly defensive amphetamine addict
Flood
40k
Gunbuster Space Monster victims.
More than figure out, you’d need to have the power to write new physics that don’t exist
Okay? Cortana’s spends time getting a PhD in Doomology, meanwhile Slayer splattered Chief into the attoverse 2 omniseconds ago.
Flood wins against the Gunbuster Space Monsters too if given time.
Flood at their peak were infecting reality itself.
I hate doomwank so much.
It makes him seem less cool since he's no longer just a really angry dude killing demons.
Chief doesn't deserve to get turbo stomped by another lore wanked fuck.
Think of it like trying to touch someone in the 11th dimension anon. You can’t because you don’t exist in that dimension, only in 3.
you do realize things like "quantum physics" didn't just exist since the dawn of man?
I am pretty sure that hacking reality makes you able to make your own physics that have never been seen before. So, nothing that Cortana has not dealt with before.
Doom Slayer is not that fast, even with lore wank
Yes he does, with all the melties they’ve been throwing here lmao. Just be glad Slayer the Saint won’t rape Cortana afterwards even if she falls in love with him seeing how much more manly he is.
It doesn’t, it means you can control only the 12 laws of physics that reality is made of.
Doomtech is beyond those.
Flood at their peak were infecting reality itself
Cool, too bad that didn’t stop them from dying to the Halo Rings which don’t have anything fancy working for them outside of killing neural physics, the same can’t be said for creatures that use stars as breeding nests and under the right circumstances can become eldritch abominations that even the Forerunners would shit themselves in fear of.
agreed 100%. not sure why it's so widely jacked off to, considering Doomguy wasn't broke and therefore didn't need fixin'
HOLY FUUUUUUAAAAARRRKKKK
12 laws of physics
Just pulling shit out of your ass now, huh?
People joked about Doomguy being super powerful for decades. ID decided to run with the joke, you people only have yourselves to blame for this.
Doom Slayer is not that fast
He is when Daisylusted
the Forerunners would turbo fuck the gunbuster monsters through sheer numbers
Literally every faction has ways of fucking up the flood. Its not like spores or zombies are anything new. I swear, Floodfags are worse glazers than Scrotos stans
Daisylusted
He fucks his rabbit? Must have a small dick.
Captcha: THANK
why do you self insert as the most try hard protag in vidya history? the female doctor's audio logs had me pausing the game and wincing irl
They didn't die to the halo rings though lol
The 12 basic laws of physics, anon. It doesn’t stop at just Newton’s three.
The four laws of thermodynamics
Newton's three laws of motion
The law of universal gravitation
Kepler's law
Archimedes' principle
Coulomb's law
Gauss's law
I said IF they don't deal with them early they lose.
Most likely what you say would happen.
But if they didn't realize it was a massive threat and didn't wipe it out early, then they're fucked with every planet or being taken over.
MasterQueef
I like how all they have for rebuttals is the blue AI generated gf. What a bunch of gooners
you people? yourselves?
Because as a high-test male I can only relate to badasses.
I’m sorry for you halosois but women like Cortana want manly chads like Doomslayer. They’re attracted to violence and coolness. Maybe he’ll give her a kiss if she asks
The Forerunners are FAR outclassed against the Space Monsters when it comes to numbers, a single attack fleet brings in 250 million cruisers and every single one of them fights at relativistic speeds and needs firepower capable of annihilating moons to be capable of putting a single cruiser down.
wrong picture again?
Too bad the "basic laws" are not the only ones, faggot. Maybe do more than graduate from middle school.
I could smell the sweaty hands that typed this.
If you actually believe the doomwank and actually take the 11D Chiefposting in these threads seriously, then your character genuinely deserves to get nerfed down to wall level.
No Verification needed
Will they have Doom Slayer teabag Chief
I think Master Cheef would beat Doomguy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
where is thumbnail anon? I have a request: Anon Babble vs Anon Babble
i didn't ask for your unfunny jokes
Damn the Gaylo fanboys are absolutely seething today
It’s gonna be hilarious watching Doomslayer bitchslapping him so easily
High-test
You're a hairy fat retard
The 11d Chiefposting isnt even real, its just Cortana and *her feats. Barely anyone discusses chiefs feats. Master queef is so irrelevant in his own matchup he has to beg his gf for help.
CANOOOOOOONNNN!
And Doomguy beats her anyway lol, because he works on different laws of physics
Not a bad starter scenario.
What do you all think Boomstick will say for the final pun? Since I think Doom will win, I'm betting on...
This Spartan's Luck ran out, and he met his Doom.
The winner is Doomslayer.
This is why Kratos scored so much tail. Both he and Doomslayer make low-test betasois seethe from jealousy
This general's biggest problem is definitely how many autistics have a stick up their ass and can't take a joke
This true???
That's the same as saying Shiggy shouldn't be able to decay the soul of the other whackadoo because souls in JJK work differently than the ones from MHA.
The Domain is a universe of its own and she hacked that shit with ease.
putting canon DIO against RF
why not just use the DIO with meta protection against RF to make it fair?
Does the Domain have the same laws of physics as the regular universe? Yes? Then she can’t affect laws of physics she doesn’t herself exist in.
That’s the same as saying a computer can hack a rock because it has higher computing speed.
The episode wouldn't have won the poll if they made Doomguy win the first episode.
Doomslayer - KINGtos
chief - SHITsura
cortana - the winner’s concubine
No it does not.
it's between this and how many of le epic character posters mind rape themselves into really being like that
Source: your ass
Do your worst, no humiliation ritual Death Battle puts us through will live up to what Bonnie Ross and Brian Reed did to us.
It's so silly too because she doesn't even do the domain stuff while she's with him. If Death Battle should do anything, they should give Chief Weapon instead since she is his current AI assistant.
doomfaggots and kratosjeets are gonna make these threads even worse
Wow, so Chief is gonna win? Spoilers, dang!
a bad analogy. you can easily give rocks circuitry and they WILL work. man has simply forgotten how to do this
DoomSLAYERS and KratosKINGS have mindbroken the chiefcucks and asurasissies
I cannot take Jojotards seriously, they are so dimeless.
Kingtos onepunched asura and asura couldn’t even give him a hard fight lol
anon WE NEED THEM or we DIE
DOOOOOOOOMMMMMKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
Slayer fags remind me of this evil mind virus, but for hecking manly badassery
Yeah, like these threads went from [Master Chief VS The DoomSlayer] to [Cortana VS The DoomSlayer Ft. John Halo]. Like what the fuck
KIIIIIIIIIIIING CHIEF!
It utilizes the concept of neural physics, but that place on itself is a Godly realm where Souls go to rest. It has multiple layers of infinity. I'm not bullshitting you it's exactly how it was described in the book.
yes SAAR! SAARA I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND?
I ASK EASIER?
SAAR IS KRATOS BEYOND CONCEPTS SAAR?
NO? SAAR FUCK YOU! BLOODY BENCHOD FCUK YIU BLOODY! YOU'RE JUST A STORYBOARDER SPIC BLOOD BASTERD BENCHOD!
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Anon BabbleSISTERS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD FLOP
it's like Goku and Vegeta vs Marvel turning into Professor X forcing them to make out (or did he)
No one actually likes Persona or the SMT
This is true.
You can have multiple layers of infinity and still operate on the same laws of physics
Doomsluts think Cortana is the strongest Halo character
but then the first episode would be inaccurate
I would rather watch Kira vs Kira than Adachi
Cortana’s the strongest one unlucky enough for Doomslayer to oneshot her.
You wanna have your turn next, ask Roosterteeth
But it doesn't. Laws of physics don't apply to that place.
It's a quatum realm.
Doomsluts
*Licks lips*
They better hope something powerful shows up to this fight because Chief is a wall level cuck.
Quantum mechanics and laws exist anon.
How strong is the Player Character? Who's a good match up for him?
I feel like The Penguin from Club Penguin is an easy initial suggestion, but the little tubby bastard just doesn't have anywhere near the feats and hax the Poptropican has.
Doom Slayerette should rape femSatan to DEATH.
Any matchups for Chuck Greene? I'm guessing he probably loses to Leon or Chris.
Remember when Kratos tanked the light of helios point blank, which canonically shattered 3 higher spatial dimensions when used by Hyperion?
Scholartos remembers.
Just shut up at this point.
Eddie Riggs?
No you four jawed alien RETARD!!! She's just the first woman they've ever seen, hence the tentative lust posting
I think it's because AIs are supposed to be "standard equipment" for Spartans or something like that. Though, Cortana hasn't been with Chief for a while, but they could work around this because the Weapon is supposed to be a replica of her. It's entirely unfounded that Deathbattle would give characters non-combative assistance from another person (Otacon for Snake, Grim for Fisher, Bruce for Terry, Lyla for Miguel). Of course, them deciding not to include her and the subsequent melty from the Cortanafag would be quite humorous.
He thinks RvB characters are the strongest
Cute.
Be happy you are ONLY fighting Chief and take your handout win, Doomsissy.
Ok, i’ve clearly upset you.
You’ll be far less upset if next time you have a source for your headcanons.
he still thinks there's only one Cortanafag
Cortana is to Master Chief what Metal Sonic is to Eggman
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG! BOUNDLESS KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!
I'm not familiar but from the looks of him I'm guessing the Power Guitar wouldn't work. Could he survive the Slicecycle?
They should include her then have Cortanafag watch her get WHUPPED and RYONAd and FISTED by Doomchad
Sam and Max solos
this fight is CHADs vs geeks
Into the Ass Void!!!!
You're trying to apply laws of physics to a made up quantum realm full of anything goes logic.
And i'm not BShitting you, one of the points of the fucking book was to show you that place was like an afterlife.
man, they ruined the elites' design. Arbiter looks like a monster :(
brutes too, as a matter of fact. they went from bear-monkeys to just monkeys
Remember when HEADCANON
SHARTtos can't remeber shit.
Good for you anon, i believe you. But saying it’s like an afterlife or a quantum realm or infinite is noy the same as saying it has different laws of physics.
That’s something you really want to be the case but can’t show.
All aliens are monsters.
Pictured: you
monsters can be beautiful!
*crying* S-SO WHAT, YOU REALLY THINK DOOMSLAYER CAN EFFORTLESSLY ONESHOT CHIEF, CORTANA AND ALL THE SPARTANS AND THERE’S NOTHING ANY OF THEM CAN DO ABOUT IT?
Yes.
Doom is the geekiest game of all time. I remeber kids downloading Doom on their calculator reddit.com
You're moving goal posts. Also, the Doomverse works on quantum physics too. If there's a verse that's compatible with Halo it's this one.
BASED!!
/dbs/ is keeping Anon Babble alive. do your part, /db/.
the Doomverse yes, but not doomslayer. He works on his own laws of physics that’s not found anywhere else.
He looks like he's making a Gmod derp face.
youtu.be
Same channel
Canon.
Anon the simple fact that time doesn't exist there and has higher dimensions than 3 means it operates on different laws of physics. Try harder.
BASED and CANON!!
DoomSISSY…
It really doesn’t, though you clearly reaaallly wish it did.
KINGtos approves this message. he’s quite the same really.
And the Domain doesn't have any laws of physics at all
That smug grin is the last thing chief ever sees before his face is punched inwards and Cortana gets a new, manlier boyfriend
Which you haven’t proved with a source.
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN
Cortana can alter space and time and this faggot moron is telling me she cant hack Doomsissy's computer.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
it's fake. Doomguy isn't capable of a martial exchange at this level
Doom literally operates on physics foreign to space and time. You’re forgiven for not understanding, many people get mad at things they’re too dumb to understand.
Happens a lot to Halo fans clearly
Downgrading from dog to zeroes and ones
Doomgooner...
Both of these characters were insufferable at their worst, but Batkek was much worse. I'd be rooting for Reed
KWAB!
BASED.
Why is your average doom fan a fat lard
You cannot convince me that he's more complex than the Domain with just that.
A duh. Doomchads suit (with a built-in masterbation device btw) has resisted hacking attemlts from beings stronger than Cortana.
KEKAROO!
Nothing in Doom is stronger than Cortana. The Domain has better feats than Doom's Hell.
If you want to ignore the evidence then that’s on you. Can only lead a horse to water
KEKYPOW!!!
Doom chads? We won.
So it's gonna be like this until the episode drops. So tiresome. What are Arbiter's matchups? I've only seen Garrus but never played Mass Effect so I don't know how that goes. Make him lift Mjolnir and have him fight Beta Ray Bill I GUESS
Doomguy? Doomslayer? More like DoomKING.
Commander Farsight could be cool
Halo vs Doom is just Kratos vs Kratos
Show me Doomslayer rewriting the future.
At the very least the lore wank for Slayer are things he's actually done, and not just things other people have done
Post either destroying an building
I don't know, I love Sam and Max, but I just don't think they have enough to beat The Poptropican, he can survive giant explosions that can be seen from space and has all sorts of tools that can instantly shut down the battle.
What things he's actually done? Destroying a planet? Oh no, wait, only Cortana did that.
Doomguy literally destroyed Mars, and if you believe Vega he caused the multiverse to implode
ntr
bestiality
Doomslayer is... no longer my hero...
That Mars? It was just an illusion.
So wait. If Cortana is just gonna be a v-tuber in Chiefs suit...could she even still do all things people are saying she can do? Wasnt she like attached to a planet sized space station? And thats why she can do all this bullshit?
Moving on after death is not ntr, chiefchud. This is why Cortana needs to find a less toxic and abusive boyfriend
I'm a different anon than the one you were talking to, but I'll do his homework for you. Several times the laws of physics are stated as not working properly inside Slipspace.
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
a planet sized space station
clearly Master Chief's equipment
I'm fucked if I could tell you what he's done besides klll a lot of demons and shitty poetry being written about it. That's basically all you do in the games. I could see someone like Raiden from MGR or freaking Luke Cage doing everything he did
Mars is much smaller than Doisac.
And the slipspace is just a different dimension. The Domain exists above the multiverse and parallel realities.
Who's gonna post the quote of Forerunner guns using multiverses as batteries again?
Doomguy being multiversal with infinite speed is just as retarded as Kratos being those things. It doesn't matter that his devs lean into it instead of downplaying it like the GOW devs, his actual onscreen feats place him squarely at building level. He couldn't destroy a mountain any more than Kratos could, let alone a continent or planet or star or galaxy or universe or multiverse. He's just a very angry dude with a shotgun.
BRANCH of laws of physics lmao. When you see a tree branch do you think it's a completely separate from the tree and transcends it?
twice the diameter of earth
twice the gravity
It's just Earth.
Cortana rewrote reality. That was the point of Halo Infinite.
ENTERRRRRRR
Nice try GAYlo stan. Lore scaling is completely valid, especially when the devs confirm it, unlike FRAUDtos.
Yhwach vs Cortana would be a fairer fight.
I don't understand how anyone can read this and come out with the conclusion that Doomguy could blow up the multiverse with a punch
check again faggot
This shit reads like a Gloryhammer song.
No the point of Halo infinite was to show why 343 industrys is a dogshit company.
Besides, its irrelevant, because Cortana couldn't do that inside Chiefs suit. Its basically saying Batman could solo no diff Goku with prep time, unironically
No dev has ever downplayed kingtos
b-but my fat mexican janitor who spends all day on twitter!
Is not a dev, the creators don’t even know him
Vega will just do what All for One did but to Cortana.
Slayer doesn’t even need Vega for this is the point
She won't be just inside Chief's armor.
I just realized this looks like a blurry mess. Here's (hopefully) a clearer version
Hey Doomguy, I recently was looking through some old photos and uh.. You wanna explain this outfit pal?
why doesn't the omniscient vega just say "he can destroy the multiverse" instead of "in a simulation it kinda looks like the multiverse is collapsing but not really"
How strong do you think Doomslayer is?
Yeah, she's gonna crushed to dust in Slayers asscrack after he bitchslaps Queef
Luffybros...
Even without the lore chief might (its death battle remember Omni Man vs Bardock) loses as Doomguy has alot more abilities and Chief has gotten weaker in the latest entries
Because vega’s not listing his abilities in a manual, he’s observing what is happening to the multiverse in real time and commenting on who is causing it
Willpower can beat Ino's stuff, and Luffy has more willpower than Ino.
Uh? Ino took over a beast of immeasurable energy.
Which was a mindless beast that has no real willpower.
Not that anon but it looked to me like Hell and Urdak causing incursions with Earth was what caused the fuster cluck to begin with since it messed with the natural order or something like that. I don't think it says it was Doomguy; it says Doomguy was affected by it according to:
You need to read the full thing. It was Doomguy’s battles causing it and he tanked the implosion with his mind intact
Kneel.
Where does it say any of that? I posted all the text in the page
I KNEEL!!!
I Kneel! *gawk gawk*
you need to read the whole fanfiction from my imagination
lmao
M-MY KNEES...
My Microsoft shooter IP protagonist can beat up your Microsoft shooter IP protagonist.
Yawn
Sukuna?
Yujiro rape victim.
How is this a fight? Doomslayer defeated the creator of his multiverse.
Master Chief would get beat up by the goo guy in Monsters vs Aliens
Haki is spiritual energy you cuck. Show me Luffy having immeasurable energy.
Fact 1: KINGtos can beat up every character posted in this thread with zero difficulty.
Fact 2: No character posted in this thread would stand a chance against KINGtos in a fight.
Fact 3: Every character posted in this thread other than KINGtos would get beaten up by the Adam Sandler vampire from Hotel Transylvania
the Adam Sandler vampire from Hotel Transylvania
He has a name.
Haki is entirely powered on willpower you mongoloid.
is it Adam Sandler?
No.
Adam Smasher Vs Nemesis?
You use your will to manifest it. But that doesn't mean you have infinite energy. Luffy certainly fucking doesn't, as he keeps tiring out.
kratos? loses to guy gagne
Your haki strength is dependent heavily on willpower.
Part 1 Sakura broke out of Ino's mind transfer jutsu, there's ZERO chance Luffy isn't breaking out of it.
Plus, she'd never land it in the first place since Luffy could see it coming with observation haki.
Is this immeasurable Willpower?
Nice dodge, anon
Part 1 Ino isn't the same as part 2.
he's tired so he has no real willpower!
every new gear drains his stamina heavily until he masters it more
plus, like I said, Sakura during the chunin exams broke Ino's mind transfer
Luffy could 100% break it too, but it'd never hit him anyways.
Not only you can't downscale part 2 Ino to part 1. If Ino took over a beast of immeasurable energy, and part 1 Sakura broke out of her jutsu, that just means part 1 Sakura would solo Wan Piss.
Stayin' still, eyes closed...
Wait, now that I'm thinking about it, she never even mind controlled the Juubi. She managed to control Obito for a few seconds to mess with the aiming of the juubi biju bomb.
Willpower doesn't mean shit. It's their will to draw out their energy, which is what they use to overwhelm their opponents. It's reiatsu pressure but for One Piece.
Obito was controlling the Juubi. And Ino controled the Juubi for 3 seconds.
Obito was connected to the Juubi and both him and Madara had to use their wills to manage to control it.
Doom side unironically asked "post Halo dimensions having different laws of physics"
And they did
Fucking kek. Chief still loses but that shit is funny.